BILLY AND THE

AMAZING
ADVENTURES OF
EATING

Billy you need to eat better foods. Billys mom said.

But Mom Billy started. I dont like food. Mom Im going
outside. Go learn how to like food. Billys mom said. So
little Billy walked down his street to a local restaurant. He
sat on a stool next to his friend Frank. Hey Fran... He
was quickly interrupted. Hush child. Call me BFG. He
said. Ok. Bf... Again little billy was interrupted. Hush
child I know what you want, to speak.The BFG said not

even looking this way. You Do?! Billy said amazed. Yes
child. You want to learn how to enjoy food. Yes sir. Billy
agreed. Go. The BFG said. What? Why? But respecting
the BFG, he went on his way home. On his way, he saw
milkman Joe delivering milk. As he went past Billys house,
he dropped a carton of milk. Billy quickly rushed over,
knowing his mom needs milk. When he got there, the
carton had a cape on it. It quickly rose to the air.
MilkMan beloved milk. Super hero come to save the day!
The milk stored around him. DRINK! The milk screamed.
So Billy did. The power of milk inside him made his bones
stronger. My bones there stronger. Billy started.
Yaaaaaaaaaay! Then, Billys mom came outside. Did
you drink all of our milk? MilkMan belove milk. Super
hero come to save the day. No. Billy lied. Oh wait, he
didnt lie, there was one little drop of milk left. MILKMAN
SAYS RUN! A voice inside Billy said.
Billy ran. He ran and ran to a dark area. Where am
I? Billy started Im scared of shadow monsters. Dont
worry Billy. A voice said from afar. No, more like three
voices. Suddenly, three raspberries, Red, Blue, Black,
jumped In. Well protect you. They said. MILKMAN
SAYS EAT THEM! The voice came back. Okay. Billy
agreed. He went after Red first. Hey buddy. Red started.
OMG, what are you doing? Stop eating me! AHHHHH!
Black, and Blue saw this. They both screamed. Black ran,

Blue retaliated. YOU ATE MY FRIEND! AHHHHH! Billy

grab Blue by the arms lifted him up and nearly swallowed
him whole, but Black was gone. Meanwhile inside Billys
stomach, Well, being eaten wasnt that bad. I just dont
like Milkman. MilkMan beloved milk. Super hero come
to save the day. Be quiet Milkman! Red yelled.
Milkman beloved milk. Super hero come to save the day.
AHHHHH! Back in the normal world. Im coming for you
Blackberry. Billy mocked. AHHHHH! Black screamed.
Suddenly, a voice came from Billy stomach. Blackberry
being eaten isnt that bad. Were alive. Oh, really! Black
said. Okay. Black ran to Billy, but Billy instead of
swallowing him whole, he chewed and tasted the amazing
berry. AHHHHH Red screamed. YOU LIED TO
MEEEEE! Blackberry was dead, but one of the seeds fell
out of Billys s mouth. The fruits in Billys body gave him
vitamin C which made his body strong.
Welp, Im going to see my friend Jim at the gym Billy
said to himself. Billy walked to the gym. Hey Billy, eat this
Jim shoved a beef stick in his mouth. PROTEIN RUSH.
MONTAGE TIME. Billy and Jim ran to the trend mills.
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN Billy gained no benefit from
exercising, he is still very weak. Jim, on the other hand
was buff, but super dumb for absolutely no reason. Lets
go on an intense jog. Jim said. Okay. Billy said.
PROTEIN RUSH. MONTAGE TIME. Billy and Jim

Jogged JOG JOG JOG JOG JOG Billy was a bit

stronger. LETS PROTEIN SHAKES! PROTEIN RUSH.
MONTAGE TIME. They drank and drank. Drink Drink
Drink Protein Shakes Montage Over. Billy was stronger
now all thanks to protein and there shakes. Meanwhile in
Billy stomach. Were drowning in protein. yay? Back in
the real world. The cut that Billy totally had on his arm
healed because protein heals cells in your body. Im made
of protein. From now one you must call me Beffy Jim said
as all of a sudden turned into an piece of beef jerky.
MILKMAN SAYS EAT IT! So Billy did. It made Billy
stronger. Meanwhile, in Billys stomach. Woo! Party!
screamed Beefy. No.blue started impatiently. MilkMan
help us. MilkMan beloved milk. STOP! Super hero
come to save the day. AHHHHH! Back in the real
world. Huh what do I do now.
MILKMAN SAYS GO TO THE HOLY EGGPLANT! A
voice from Billys stomach said. Okay. Billy had no idea
where the eggplant was. So billy asked a bunny that was
totally there the whole time. Hey bunny where can I find
an eggplant.Billy asked. Well I dont know partner, but
here's a carrot. MILKMAN SAYS THAT WILL DO. Billy
ate the carrots. The power of carrots inside him made see,
see everywhere. Wait, if I can see better lets go back to
where we met the berrys. Billy said. Yes, thats a great
idea partner. The bunny agreed. Billy ran all the way
back. Now, there was a blackberry bush there. Are we in

the right place. But Billy was interrupted.

BLACKBERRYS ATTACK! All of the blackberry's jump
down billys throat. BIlly ate so much that now hes fat.
Aww. Billy sighed. What do I do now? MILKMAN SAYS
EAT GRAIN, IT WILL GIVE YOU ENERGY TO RUN ALL
OF YOUR FAT OFF. Really. MILKMAN POWERS
ACTIVATE. It started to rain. But, it rained bread.
MILKMAN SAYS THE BREAD WILL GIVE YOU GRAIN.
EAT! Billy ate and ate then he ate some more and when
he was full, he ate again ate and ate and ate. NOW
RUN! all of the food in his stomach yelled. RUN! so billy
ran he ran and ran and when he was tired he ran some
more he ran and ran and ran. For ever all around the
world till he was back home. Did you learn how to eat?
His mom asked. I sure did.
-And that is the end of this terrible book
-NOW GO AWAY
-The end