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02March2015@12:52am
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Candles,amongotherthings,arenotallowed
Pairing:Well,JaejoongandChangminaretheonlypeopleinthis
Rating:PG13
Genre:general,humor
Summary:ChangminandJaejoongareroommatesintheirfirstyearofcollege.Jaejoongthinkshesagoodroommate.
A/N:InfinitepossibilitiesforsequelsbecauseJaejoongismyroommate.Prompt#20forthestarcandychallenge.Also,asequeltoBitterJuice

TheweatherischangingandbothJaejoongandChangmindevelopcoughs.Changminsisthetypethatticklesthethroatandwontleavehimcomfortable
ashestryingtofallasleep.Jaejoongsisthetypewherehisthroatistryingtocloseupandshredapartatthesametime,allthetime.ExceptChangminis
politeenoughtodrinkteasandeasehisthroatwhileJaejoongletshiscoughgoingforhoursatnight.

Changmingetssolittlesleeponenightthathemakesasteamingcupofgreenteaforhisperpetuallycoughingroommate.Andofcourse,Jaejoongactslike
Changminhasjustgiftedhimagoldbar.Ohmygosh,youresosweet!JaejoongsreactionissoflamboyantthatChangmincanttellifheisbeingtruly
sincereornot,buthefeelsawkwardeitherway.Hesmilesandreturnstohisbed,hopingthathewillgetmoresleepthatnight.

ButJaejoongscoughstillracksthroughhisbodyeveryminuteorso,andChangmingetsjoltedoutofhislightsleepuntilJaejoongfinallystopscoughing
enoughtosleep.

WhenChangmingetsupthenextmorningandJaejoonghassurprisinglydecidedtogotoclassthatday,hesayshismantraoffuckJaejoong,fuck
Jaejoong,fuckJaejoong,ashereadiesfortheday.

ItsprobablyonlythesecondtimethatChangminhasbeentheretoseeJaejoongdrunk.Thefirsttimewasafewnightspreviously,andhestumbledintothe
roomandfellontohisbedinexhaustion.Yeah,Imalittledrunk.Thatnight,Jaejoongfellasleepprettyeasilyandwasfinethenextmorning.Thistime
isalittledifferent.

Jaejoongisgiggling.Likeanidiot.Heshedsafewlayersofclothes,allthewayuntilheisinhisscantyunderwear.Hetriestopullhisshirtoverhishead,
buthecantquitegetitoverhisshouldersandleavesithangingoffhisbody.TurningdirectlytoChangmin,whoistryingnottowatch,hedeadpans,Im
reallydrunkrightnow.

Crawlingintohisbed,Jaejoonggoesthroughthesamepatternaslasttime,butjustasheisabouttofallasleep,hepullshisphoneoutofsomewhereand
callshisgirlfriend.

ThisissomethingChangminhasexperiencedwithJaejoongalotoverthesemester,andheknowswaymoreaboutJaejoongsrelationshipstatusthanhe
everwantedto.HeknewaboutwhenJaejoongflewtohersotheycouldfuck,literallysotheycouldfuck,andheoverheardalltheconversations(and
mostlyarguments)theyhadovervideochat.Forsomereason,JaejoongseemstothinkthatChangminmusttuneeverythingout.Itsmostlytrue,but
ChangmincanstillhearwhenJaejoongseetheswithbitchiness.

TonightisatleastthethirdtimehehashadtooverhearJaejoongbreakupwithhisgirlfriend.WeredoneIhatewhatyouputmethrough.Icanttakeit
anylonger.Itsprobablythefirsttimethishashappenedoveraphonecall,andhonestly,Changmindoesntknowifthatisbetterorworse.Eitherway,he
wisheshewasntthere.ChangmincantevenpretendtogotobedbecauseheisaresponsibleroommateandwantstomakesureJaejoongwontdieor
anything.

Changminblocksthenightfromhismemoryasbestaspossible,buthestillremembersthemomentwhenJaejoongstaredintohiseyeswillsprawledout
onhisbed.Youlittlebitch,dontputmeonspeakerforyourroommatestohear.Donttrytocalmme.Iwillrememberthis.IdontforgetevenwhenIve
beendrinking.Imbreakingupwithyou.

Jaejoongsnowexgirlfriendmustbeasaint.Changminhasalwaysthoughtthatfromalltheirconversationshehasoverheard.WhatChangminhearspaints
Jaejoongasoneofthosemanipulativeandabusivelovers.Onewhoismoreinterestedinmaintainingafriendshipwithhisgirlfriendstwinbrotherrather
thanhislover.

Theywouldneverbeagoodcouple,JaejoongandChangmin.

Alotofweirdthingscomeinandoutofthedoorstoaninternationaluniversity.Pets(otherthanfish),alcohol(forminors),toasters,drugs,weapons,and
candlesareamongotherthingsthatmightcausedisasterinacollegedormandarenotallowed.Changminhassincerelyfollowedalltherulesandbrought
noddisaster,andsurprisingly,Jaejoonghaskeptuphissideofthedealwhileintheroom.

Atleast,whileChangministhere.

ItsthebeginningofthenewschooltermwhenJaejoongpopsthisquestioncasuallyfromhisdesk.WhatwillhappenwhenaMuslim,andChristian,andI
walkintoabar?

Changminquirksaneyebrow.Isthisthebeginningofaracistjoke?Hesworehewouldgetonfriendliertermswithhisroommate,didthatmeantoeing
thatline?

ButJaejoongonlylaughs.No,somefriendsarecomingoverthisweekendandIplanongettingthemdrunk.Hecasuallyadmitsthathewillbeengaging
inillegalactivitiesagain,butpromisesthathewillnotgetdrunkhimself,heisplayingthechaperone.

Secretly,tohimself,Changminisntevensurprisedanymore.HesgottenusedtoJaejoongsflippantness,hislackofresponsibilityandintegrity,andhis
outrightrulebreaking.Sohemakesplanstospendtheweekendwithhisfamily,farawayfromJaejoongandhisshenanigans.

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ChangminreturnsonMondaymorningforhischemistryclass.Theroomisabitofawreck,andJaejoongspecificallytoldhimtodelayreturningbecause
hehadtodosomecleaning.Changminstrashcanhasabaginitandhepokesitalittlebeforethethoughtoccurstohimthatitmightbeinthetrashfora
reason.

Yeah,oneofmyfriendsgotsohammeredthathepuked.Rightintothebag.Twice.Hethrewitaway,sodonttouchit.Jaejoongtellshimunabashedly
thatevening.Changminholdsbackthathealreadytouchedit,thanksforthewarning.

WhenChangminfindstheshowercoveredinfilth(wehadtobathehim,hewassodisgustingaftervomiting,)hegetshisrevenge.Imnotcleaning
that.

Jaejoongownsuptothemessandtakescareofithimself,butstill,hedeservesit.

HeistheworstroommateChangminseverhad,butalsotheonlyone.ButeveryonetellshimthatheistoopoliteandforgivingwithJaejoong.Thatmost
peoplewouldcomplaintomanagementaboutaroommatewhoeithernevergetsoutofbedforliterallytwentyhours,ordoesntreturnuntilthetwenty
hourslater.Aroommatewhoskipsallhisclasses,dropstheoneshesfailing,andstillcomplainsabouthowhardcollegeis.Aroommatewhoontwo
consecutivenightsinvitedtwoseparatefriendstopullupasparemattressandspendthenight,whileChangminisstillthere.

Sometimesthough,Changmindoesntgiveafuckenoughtoreallydoanythingaboutit.

Jaejoonghashisalarmsettogoofftwohoursbeforehisfirstclass.Itallowshimtotakeashowerandreadyforthedayinanymannerhechooses.
Changminsalarmissetanhourbeforehisfirstclass.Itallowshimtogetdressedandfallbackasleepuntilheneedstogettoclass.OnWednesday,they
bothhavea9AM.Changminsprobablyhadthreehoursofsleepwhenthefirstobnoxioushiphopalarmgoesoff.Hejoltsoutofbedandstartsgetting
readywhenherealizesthatforthefirsttime,hegotuptothewrongalarm.

AndJaejoongdoesthethinghealwaysdoes.Hestaysinbed,hitssnoozesohisalarmwillcontinueblaringatregularintervalswhileChangmintriesto
catchalittlemoresleep.Whenitcomestimetogotoclass,hedoesntgetoutofbed,skippingclassagain.HowmanytimeshasChangminaskedfor
Jaejoongtosimplyturnoffhisalarmsifheisntgoingtowake?HowmanytimeshasJaejoongsmileandsaidIneedthem.Forwhat,motherfucker?

FuckJaejoong,fuckJaejoong,fuckJaejoong.Changminchantsasheleavesthedorm.

Sequel:Mangos,Calculus,andtheLoveGuru
Tags:!_starcandychallenge,!promptwriting,length:oneshot,pairing:changmin/jaejoong,roommates!verse

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jaeminismonMarch3rd,201508:47am(UTC)
eventhoughjaeseemstobetheworstroommatebutstillthereshouldbesomegoodsideinhimtooright?bczminisstilltoleratinghimwithout
complaining...thisdefinitelyneedsasequel..iamgladurmakingitaverse...
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devilaughonMarch3rd,201509:28pm(UTC)
Sequel:ChangminandJaejoongareroommatesintheirfirstyearofcollege.Jaejoongisanoverthephoneloveguru.

Soon
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jaeminismonMarch4th,201503:42am(UTC)
OhIcanalreadyimaginehowannoyedMinwillbe.Can'twaitforit..:D
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tapzzonMarch3rd,201510:50am(UTC)
jaejoongseemstobetheworstroommatelol.icansorealtetothelastpart.ihateitwhenmyroommatedoesthat..>.>
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thanksforthesequelandiwouldgladtoreadsomemoreofthisverse:))
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devilaughonMarch3rd,201509:31pm(UTC)
Andonthedayswhen"Jaejoong"goestoclass,hismultiplealarmsgooffandhemakesasmuchnoiseasatornado.

Sequel:Mangoes,Calculus,andtheLoveGuru
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