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DreamsofRedBalloonsCandles,amongotherthings,arenotallowed
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devilaugh
02March2015@12:52am
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Candles,amongotherthings,arenotallowed
Pairing:Well,JaejoongandChangminaretheonlypeopleinthis
Rating:PG13
Genre:general,humor
Summary:ChangminandJaejoongareroommatesintheirfirstyearofcollege.Jaejoongthinkshesagoodroommate.
A/N:InfinitepossibilitiesforsequelsbecauseJaejoongismyroommate.Prompt#20forthestarcandychallenge.Also,asequeltoBitterJuice
TheweatherischangingandbothJaejoongandChangmindevelopcoughs.Changminsisthetypethatticklesthethroatandwontleavehimcomfortable
ashestryingtofallasleep.Jaejoongsisthetypewherehisthroatistryingtocloseupandshredapartatthesametime,allthetime.ExceptChangminis
politeenoughtodrinkteasandeasehisthroatwhileJaejoongletshiscoughgoingforhoursatnight.
Changmingetssolittlesleeponenightthathemakesasteamingcupofgreenteaforhisperpetuallycoughingroommate.Andofcourse,Jaejoongactslike
Changminhasjustgiftedhimagoldbar.Ohmygosh,youresosweet!JaejoongsreactionissoflamboyantthatChangmincanttellifheisbeingtruly
sincereornot,buthefeelsawkwardeitherway.Hesmilesandreturnstohisbed,hopingthathewillgetmoresleepthatnight.
ButJaejoongscoughstillracksthroughhisbodyeveryminuteorso,andChangmingetsjoltedoutofhislightsleepuntilJaejoongfinallystopscoughing
enoughtosleep.
WhenChangmingetsupthenextmorningandJaejoonghassurprisinglydecidedtogotoclassthatday,hesayshismantraoffuckJaejoong,fuck
Jaejoong,fuckJaejoong,ashereadiesfortheday.
ItsprobablyonlythesecondtimethatChangminhasbeentheretoseeJaejoongdrunk.Thefirsttimewasafewnightspreviously,andhestumbledintothe
roomandfellontohisbedinexhaustion.Yeah,Imalittledrunk.Thatnight,Jaejoongfellasleepprettyeasilyandwasfinethenextmorning.Thistime
isalittledifferent.
Jaejoongisgiggling.Likeanidiot.Heshedsafewlayersofclothes,allthewayuntilheisinhisscantyunderwear.Hetriestopullhisshirtoverhishead,
buthecantquitegetitoverhisshouldersandleavesithangingoffhisbody.TurningdirectlytoChangmin,whoistryingnottowatch,hedeadpans,Im
reallydrunkrightnow.
Crawlingintohisbed,Jaejoonggoesthroughthesamepatternaslasttime,butjustasheisabouttofallasleep,hepullshisphoneoutofsomewhereand
callshisgirlfriend.
ThisissomethingChangminhasexperiencedwithJaejoongalotoverthesemester,andheknowswaymoreaboutJaejoongsrelationshipstatusthanhe
everwantedto.HeknewaboutwhenJaejoongflewtohersotheycouldfuck,literallysotheycouldfuck,andheoverheardalltheconversations(and
mostlyarguments)theyhadovervideochat.Forsomereason,JaejoongseemstothinkthatChangminmusttuneeverythingout.Itsmostlytrue,but
ChangmincanstillhearwhenJaejoongseetheswithbitchiness.
TonightisatleastthethirdtimehehashadtooverhearJaejoongbreakupwithhisgirlfriend.WeredoneIhatewhatyouputmethrough.Icanttakeit
anylonger.Itsprobablythefirsttimethishashappenedoveraphonecall,andhonestly,Changmindoesntknowifthatisbetterorworse.Eitherway,he
wisheshewasntthere.ChangmincantevenpretendtogotobedbecauseheisaresponsibleroommateandwantstomakesureJaejoongwontdieor
anything.
Changminblocksthenightfromhismemoryasbestaspossible,buthestillremembersthemomentwhenJaejoongstaredintohiseyeswillsprawledout
onhisbed.Youlittlebitch,dontputmeonspeakerforyourroommatestohear.Donttrytocalmme.Iwillrememberthis.IdontforgetevenwhenIve
beendrinking.Imbreakingupwithyou.
Jaejoongsnowexgirlfriendmustbeasaint.Changminhasalwaysthoughtthatfromalltheirconversationshehasoverheard.WhatChangminhearspaints
Jaejoongasoneofthosemanipulativeandabusivelovers.Onewhoismoreinterestedinmaintainingafriendshipwithhisgirlfriendstwinbrotherrather
thanhislover.
Theywouldneverbeagoodcouple,JaejoongandChangmin.
Alotofweirdthingscomeinandoutofthedoorstoaninternationaluniversity.Pets(otherthanfish),alcohol(forminors),toasters,drugs,weapons,and
candlesareamongotherthingsthatmightcausedisasterinacollegedormandarenotallowed.Changminhassincerelyfollowedalltherulesandbrought
noddisaster,andsurprisingly,Jaejoonghaskeptuphissideofthedealwhileintheroom.
Atleast,whileChangministhere.
ItsthebeginningofthenewschooltermwhenJaejoongpopsthisquestioncasuallyfromhisdesk.WhatwillhappenwhenaMuslim,andChristian,andI
walkintoabar?
Changminquirksaneyebrow.Isthisthebeginningofaracistjoke?Hesworehewouldgetonfriendliertermswithhisroommate,didthatmeantoeing
thatline?
ButJaejoongonlylaughs.No,somefriendsarecomingoverthisweekendandIplanongettingthemdrunk.Hecasuallyadmitsthathewillbeengaging
inillegalactivitiesagain,butpromisesthathewillnotgetdrunkhimself,heisplayingthechaperone.
Secretly,tohimself,Changminisntevensurprisedanymore.HesgottenusedtoJaejoongsflippantness,hislackofresponsibilityandintegrity,andhis
outrightrulebreaking.Sohemakesplanstospendtheweekendwithhisfamily,farawayfromJaejoongandhisshenanigans.
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ChangminreturnsonMondaymorningforhischemistryclass.Theroomisabitofawreck,andJaejoongspecificallytoldhimtodelayreturningbecause
hehadtodosomecleaning.Changminstrashcanhasabaginitandhepokesitalittlebeforethethoughtoccurstohimthatitmightbeinthetrashfora
reason.
Yeah,oneofmyfriendsgotsohammeredthathepuked.Rightintothebag.Twice.Hethrewitaway,sodonttouchit.Jaejoongtellshimunabashedly
thatevening.Changminholdsbackthathealreadytouchedit,thanksforthewarning.
WhenChangminfindstheshowercoveredinfilth(wehadtobathehim,hewassodisgustingaftervomiting,)hegetshisrevenge.Imnotcleaning
that.
Jaejoongownsuptothemessandtakescareofithimself,butstill,hedeservesit.
HeistheworstroommateChangminseverhad,butalsotheonlyone.ButeveryonetellshimthatheistoopoliteandforgivingwithJaejoong.Thatmost
peoplewouldcomplaintomanagementaboutaroommatewhoeithernevergetsoutofbedforliterallytwentyhours,ordoesntreturnuntilthetwenty
hourslater.Aroommatewhoskipsallhisclasses,dropstheoneshesfailing,andstillcomplainsabouthowhardcollegeis.Aroommatewhoontwo
consecutivenightsinvitedtwoseparatefriendstopullupasparemattressandspendthenight,whileChangminisstillthere.
Sometimesthough,Changmindoesntgiveafuckenoughtoreallydoanythingaboutit.
Jaejoonghashisalarmsettogoofftwohoursbeforehisfirstclass.Itallowshimtotakeashowerandreadyforthedayinanymannerhechooses.
Changminsalarmissetanhourbeforehisfirstclass.Itallowshimtogetdressedandfallbackasleepuntilheneedstogettoclass.OnWednesday,they
bothhavea9AM.Changminsprobablyhadthreehoursofsleepwhenthefirstobnoxioushiphopalarmgoesoff.Hejoltsoutofbedandstartsgetting
readywhenherealizesthatforthefirsttime,hegotuptothewrongalarm.
AndJaejoongdoesthethinghealwaysdoes.Hestaysinbed,hitssnoozesohisalarmwillcontinueblaringatregularintervalswhileChangmintriesto
catchalittlemoresleep.Whenitcomestimetogotoclass,hedoesntgetoutofbed,skippingclassagain.HowmanytimeshasChangminaskedfor
Jaejoongtosimplyturnoffhisalarmsifheisntgoingtowake?HowmanytimeshasJaejoongsmileandsaidIneedthem.Forwhat,motherfucker?
FuckJaejoong,fuckJaejoong,fuckJaejoong.Changminchantsasheleavesthedorm.
Sequel:Mangos,Calculus,andtheLoveGuru
Tags:!_starcandychallenge,!promptwriting,length:oneshot,pairing:changmin/jaejoong,roommates!verse
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jaeminismonMarch3rd,201508:47am(UTC)
eventhoughjaeseemstobetheworstroommatebutstillthereshouldbesomegoodsideinhimtooright?bczminisstilltoleratinghimwithout
complaining...thisdefinitelyneedsasequel..iamgladurmakingitaverse...
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devilaughonMarch3rd,201509:28pm(UTC)
Sequel:ChangminandJaejoongareroommatesintheirfirstyearofcollege.Jaejoongisanoverthephoneloveguru.
Soon
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jaeminismonMarch4th,201503:42am(UTC)
OhIcanalreadyimaginehowannoyedMinwillbe.Can'twaitforit..:D
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tapzzonMarch3rd,201510:50am(UTC)
jaejoongseemstobetheworstroommatelol.icansorealtetothelastpart.ihateitwhenmyroommatedoesthat..>.>
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thanksforthesequelandiwouldgladtoreadsomemoreofthisverse:))
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devilaughonMarch3rd,201509:31pm(UTC)
Andonthedayswhen"Jaejoong"goestoclass,hismultiplealarmsgooffandhemakesasmuchnoiseasatornado.
Sequel:Mangoes,Calculus,andtheLoveGuru
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