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Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
Haryanvi gusse mein bola: meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!
Ek bar sharabi kisi sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: mein tujhe shraap deta hu.
Sharabi: Ruko, mein glass le ke atta hu
Beggar: Kuch khaane ko do!
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Roti do baba
Pandit: Tamatar Khao
Beggar: Tamatar hi khila do
Pandit's Wife: Ye Totla bolte he, Keh rahe he KAMAKAR KHAO !
Funny Hindi Babu train ke ik Dibbe me chad gaye.
TT bola: Kya Phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?
Funny Hindi Babu: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.
Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300
fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.
Funny Student: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?
Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal
sakti kya.
Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi
nahi chaba sakti ?
Ik short man ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par apne papa ka naam likh
raha tha.
Short man: Beta, ye kya kar rahe ho?
Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Teacher: Itni pitai ke baad bhi tum hass rahe ho.
Funny Kid: Gandhi Ji ne kaha hai, musibat ka time hass hass ke gujarna
chahiye.
Wife ko Thappad marne k bad desi husband bola:
"Admi usse marta hai jise wo Pyar karta hai."
Funny wife ne zor se Husband ko Mara & Boli:
"Aap kya samje me apse Pyar nahi karti..."
Q. Jo insan hamesha free me hasta rehta hai, usko kya kehate hai?
A. HUSMUKH.
Q. Jis insan ka hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya ho, usko kya kehte hai?
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A. HUSBAND :(
Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to mein malang kiu banta..?
Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai to zaroor andha ho ga.
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; After marriage: It is self-
defense
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?