Straight outta University

by M. N. G. Einstein

14. September, 2015/27. April 2017

Un Surprise!

Un part de suite Le Rap Music, un ide dans Straight outta

Compton de Ice Cube, Dr. Dre e Eazy E.

In loving memory of Rap Music, Physics, Mathematics, Informatics

and My homies.

For Popo, Koko und Pussy Ley in memory of our Alevel humor
with respect to mathematics, informatics and eletrotechnology.

Any usage is only allowed with my full name and my written agreement. The pdf is free to
/for share!

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 Straight outta University -

To understand what all this is about, follow this link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZi25Pq3T8
Do not let them take your rights!
Straight outta University

Yor are now about to witness the strength of hall knowledge:

[Verse One: M.N. G. Einstein]

Straight outta University, intelligent mathlover named Einstein,

from the streets called NordRheinWestfalen,
when Im called to the task, I got my brain on,
fire the ideas out, so that chins drop down,
you too, boy, if ya challange me,
the Mathamatical Masters gonna hafta come and stop me,
off yo gaffe, thats how Im showin off,
youre the phunk average mathmoron thats been shown out,
stupid start to hustle, they throw the gauntlet,
I take it and cook em in a spoon like a billett,
goin off on a corollary making it rain,
with a theorem thats burns yo brain,
so just give up sadly,
aint no tellin when I come up with a new lemma,
heres a murder theorem to keep yo riddling in drama,
with a publishing record like Master Euler,
my pen is the tool,
dont make me act as the wizards fool,
me and you can go hour to hour, no rest,
Im knockin the stupid out tha brain, haily,
yo algebra, analysis and topology daily,
until them dumb scincehaters see clearly,
that Im down with the theorem of CPT,
boy you cant keep up with me,
so when Im in your mathclass, you better duck,
coz Einstein needs neither pats, no luck,
as I leave, you believe I stutter,

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but when I come back, boy, Im comin straight outta University!

[Chorus:]

(Hall of Physics, Hall of Physics)

[Koschmiel:] Yo Pussy
[Pussy Ley:] Whassup?
[Koschmiel:] Tell em where you from!

[Verse Two: Pussy Ley, driving in a Condimobil ]

straight outta University, another electro class master,

more circuits I build, yo, my wrap gets bigger,
Im a bad programmer and you know this,
but the fuzzy poly condiz dont show this,
but I dont care, Ima make the PAP[ProgrammAblaufPlan]ilers,
if not with computers, with jackin the compilers,
just like c plus plus, the definition is sharpin,
and when illegally downloaded flows are stackin,
shoot a tracker in a minute bit by bit,
I find a good piece o code, I roll with it,
so if Im down at a computer in front o screen,
I type not till its blue, but untill it is green,
youll probably do not understand like a NOOP is supposed to,
but that shows me, stupid, youre freezed to,
a lazy bone from tha library attic,
attitude legit cause Im ddos up servers,
Popo Ley controls the sucking leechers,
for any network that starts static,
not the right buff cause Im the buff itself,
every time I draw a PAP on the board,
the giddity is maximum and thats a law,
LCS spells LCs but Im raw,
see, coz Im the electro technician hiro,

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 the definition is clear, youre the Volt of a zero,
my Ampere is takin place without a clue,
and once youre on the scale, your brain is through,
look, you might take it as a fine lobotomy trip,
but a etec like PeLey is on a programming tip,
straight outta University . . .
[M. N. G. Einstein:] Koko is his name and the boy is comin . . .

[Verse Three: Koko Koschmiel]

. . . straight outta University,

is a brotha thatll be smother yo data base,
and make ya SQL think its going to a new phase,
narrow young brother raises oracles ,
and if I ever get caught I make hop circles,
see, I dont only program in java and PLSQL dim,
I see a fine open port I dont dodge him,
as Im smart, lay low, sniff a while,
and when I see a package pass, I smile,
to me its so funny, the unciphering that a user is showin,
but dont know where the applications going, just rollin,
lookin for the one open spot while having tea,
to break in like a flash, they neverll find me,
Koschmiel! Never seen like a red dot in the FC stand,
except when I upload my hydra, see Ill get over the firewall,
and hear the scream of the admin whos left with a void server fall,
give a little crash of the data base which Im swordin,
but leave a fish no password will be getnin,
so what about the server who got shot down? Jus [SQL]inject it!
you think I cant hack the DoD encryption? I aint a CIA kit!
this is the ddos style of the Koko, and if you ever honey[pot] me,
youll get taken by a clever dope script routine who will phreaker,
a logic bomb through the trap door, straight outta University.

There are so many references from the CP T theorem, to Big Hero 6, to Hackers
and even Password: Swordfish. Have fun decoding it!
Have a nice day everyone.