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Managing Editor. Harvey Kurtzman, Editor. Entered as second-class matter at the Post Office at New York. N. Y. Subscription, 8 Issues for $1 in
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accompanied by stamped return envelope. No similarity between any of the characters, names or persons appearing in this magazine with any cf those
living or dead is Intended, and any such similarity is purely coincidental. Printed in U.S.A.
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ANIMATION OEPT.: HERE IS A THOUGHT.' VMO AMONGST YOU HAVE SEEN THE SIGHT OF MAN TURNED BEAST? A
HAPLESS FEW, WE TRUST/.. AND YET... THOUGH WE ARE REPELLED AT THE SIGHT OF /MAN TURNED BEAST... WE REVEL TO SEE
BEAST TURNED MAN/ WHEH VOU PASS ALONG THIS THOUGHT,.. REMEMBER YOU SAW IT IN MA0/...AHP NOW, OUR STORY...

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WHY PIPN'T
YOU WARN ME
ABOUT THAT
BASEBALL/

LOOK AT THE WAY > / THINK / ...NEXT TIME YOU TALK ABOUT ...MAKE SURE YOU HAVEN'T FOR-
LOOK AT THE WAY YOU PRESS ' THE WAYX THINK/... THE W A Y X GOTTEN JUHPl/r ON YAWR
MAtff... tVOIY/MOST EVER/ PAY PRESS... JUST MAKE SURE YOU
YOU WALK OUT DRESSEP LIKE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN, A S YOU
PANTSf... (MOST SHAMEFUL
SEEM TO FORGET MOST EVERY, THING I EVER. SEEN'.)
THAT/ HOO&OY' TIME I SEE ...BY
THE WAY...
MICKEY
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LOOKIN' PER
YUli!
WHY CflON'T YOU
WA#N ME/... WHY \ .*2s
PIPN'7 YOU TBIL }J
ME TO PUCK/
JUST LOOK AT THE MOVIES THEY
MAKE...THE BOOKS THy PRINT..
P C YOU EVER SEE >//>Vf ? IT'S
* M r THE PUBLIC WANTS/... WHY
POESN'T'HE SCRAMSOOCH
TO THE O t P ACTOR'S HOME.'
...WHEW/... IT SURE IS ...8y<SEORSE...HE J
HOT TO PAY/... SAY/ LOOK MUST PRAW PRETTY \
OVER THERE, PARNOLP.' F A S T / . . . ! S E E HIS \
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MING HOLE HIPPEN AWAY EVERYWHERE.' J?
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7 W ^ * / ? * t y PANTS /V\UST B MY OLP ARCH THROUGH THE X P O N ' T LIKE THE STYLE THIS .
ANP SOMEBODY ENEMY... PEG-LEG POOP TREES.' ... COME SCENERY I S SETTING/... HAH/..
STOLE THEM T... I WHO STOLE OUR CLOTHES ON LOOK AT THAT SIGNATURE!
PON'T LIKE. THE ...LET'S FOLLOW THE IT'S NOTCSJ^LXTHZZYS STYLE\
LOOKS OF THIS.' TRACKS/ I KNEW THE STYLE OF
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HAVE... A N P . . A N P L O O K / . . . T H I S PROVES I T / S O M E -
THING'S S C R E W Y / . . . W E ' V E NOW GOT FIVE
FINGERS O N EACH H A N P /

NOW I'VE GOT YOU WHERE Z ...FOR YEARS I'VE WATCHEP YOU THINK YOU CAN SHUT ^
WANT YOU, DARNOLD PUCK.' YOU PUSHING YOUR WAY INTO ME OUT WITH A GATE...
A
PEG-LEG POOP PIPN'T TAKE MY ACT'... FOR YEARS I'VE WITHOUT MY ClOTHES"*
YOUR CLOTHES! J PIP/IT WAS WATCHEP HOW YOU'VE COME.' ...I'LL GET BACK, BOY/ J'/t
ALL PART OF MY PLAN TO GET ... YOU ANP YOUR 0LASTEP
YOU HERE.'... FOR YEARS I'VE RELATIVES... THEM THREE
GET SACK, SHVIENHUNT..
BEEN PLANNING THIS ' LITTLE NOOPNIK PUCKS!...
I MEAN SHVE/NMOUSE!
I'VE SEEN YOU SLOWLY
HUSTLING ME OUT OF THE
PICTURE!... WELL I'M PUSHING
YOU OUT, HERE ANP NOW:
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A R E / . . . S E E ITT... THE SOME SORT O F THE PUCKS CAGE BEFORE
ONE SORT O F COWERING /MUTATION F R E A K / A N D FUNNy THINS/... IT
AGAINST THE BACK WALL? THE ZOOLOGICAL ALMOST SOUNDED LIKE IT
SOCIETY WILL SET A WAS TALKING... LIKE IT WAS
MILD LAUSH OUT O F SAYING "SET M E BACK MY
THAT SPECIMEN CLOTHES" OR' SOMETHING,
 MAD MUMBLINGS
Dear Editors, an outstanding product until you can put it on the
The other day as I was sweeping out my barracks, market.Anonymous
I came across a MAD comic book. As we say in
Korea, it is number one (the best).A/2c Frank-
MEATKNUCKLES VEEBLEFETZER PLANS E
TYPE SEVEN: SINGLE-THROTTLEVER,
lin KambachKunsan, Korea.
LONG ELBOW.
... Allow me to tell you what I thought of the Use only the hardest Tica wood, or else it will
No. 15 edition. The cover was delightfully refresh- wear quickly from use. The 'fetzer described below
ing, and the contents brought from me the same is ideal for its original purpose, and everyone knows
reaction as your previous editions... Ecccchhhhh! what that purpose is.
Caroline RaymondRockville, Md.
Use wood glue, and sand all edges until rounded.
... I am a bas-relief polygarbonator, and being DON'T LEAVE SHARP EDGES AS IN THE
illiterate, as the recent Kinsey survey revealed, I am, PLAN BELOW.
of course, unable to write this letter, as a matter of
fact. Having never read your delightful magazine, 1. Long elbow reach-
I suppose I am one of your more fortunate readers. er.
Also, being one of the more intelligent fur-bearing 2. Single-throttlever.
species, I am sometimes confused with the Bachillus-
3. Extra-throttleverfor
Cootch sect, (not to be confused, of course.) How-
optional left-hand
ever, in essence being an overly perceptive bas-relief
operation.
polygarbonator, I am. Thank 'you.Suzi Hefferan
Richmond, Va. 4. Press Zorks to op-
erate.
. . . Ah used to suffer from that tard, run down 3A "
A. Romano New-
feelin'. I tried Jerrytall and it wouldn't work. I tried
ark, N.J. ___
Haddycall an' it wouldn't work. Finally I was in-
erduced to MAD. All I have to say is now I don't . . . May I congratulate your color artist for the
work.Tommy WrightMiami, Fla. bang-up job she did on Captain Tvideo.Jim Rusk
-Eenymeenyminy, Mo.
...Reading the No. 15 issue of MAD was ex-
actly like making a gainer-and-a-half into a pool . . By the by, I would like to point out to Roy
filled with four inches of lemon jello.Elaine Spi- Pender, (Mad Mumblings No. 14), that Einstein's
wak(no address given)
formula, m = \ , , , = Frr says that with speed,
v) 1(v2/cJ)
... Is Bill Elder addicted to chicken-fat or some-
mass increases and size decreases.Don Burdett
thing?Gene McWhorterLongview, Tex.
Checotah, Okla.
... He he hhee he heee hhhee hee hhhe hhe ee
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the words that have been puzzling me for the last Had fun reading this letter page gang? Now
century, Furshlugginer, Potrzebie, and Blintzes! So everybody run to your cash registers and send us
I get a new issue of MAD and on the sixth fur- money. For $ 1.00, we will send you 8 issues of MAD
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... I am a proper, to the best of my limited abil- MAD editors
ity, Bostonian. Our entire community cannot rest Room 706, Dept. 19
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THE AMERICAN SCENE DEPT.: SINCE WE STARTED OUR 'AMERICAN SCENE' SERIES, WE HAVE RECEIVED A VIRTUAL
FLOOD OF LETTERS AND TELEGRAMS/... ALL KINDS OF LETTERS AND TELEGRAMS.' 3Y GEORGE/... WE SORE WISH
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HERE YOU ARE WITH THE STURDLEY5 SHOPPING AT 5UPDENLY, DADSTURDLEY HAS AN IPEA^FOR THE
MR. FURD'S GROCERY STORE.'... YOU KNOW... THE OLD- FAMILY PROJECT FOR THIS SATURPAY AFTERNOON...
TYPE GROCERY STORE WHERE YOU CAN SQUEEZE TO GO TO THE NEW SUPERMARKET THAT JUST
THE BARE ROLLS TO SEE IF THEY'RE FRESH ' OPENED UP ON THE EDGE OF TOWN '
 ANP SO THERE YOU ARE, ANP THERE, GLEAAUNG IN FALSE/FOR THESE NEW SUPERMARKETS ARE EQUIP-
THE FAR PISTANCE, IS-THE NEW GLASS ANP CHRO- PED WITH PRIVE-IN ACCOMOPATIONS...SPACIOUS
MIUM SUPERMARKET, WAY OFF'THERE ON THE EP6E PARKINS LOTS... ANP IT SURE IS WONPERFUL HOW
OF TOWN/... TOO FAR FROM HOME YOU SAY? YOU CAN 17RIVE RIGHT UP TO THE FRONT POOR-

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TO FINP A PARKINS SPACE... ...STILL NO PARKING SPACE.' ..SURE IS CROWPEP TOPAY/ A LITTLE WAYS AHEAP...
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YOU FINALLY PARK THE CAR...(SET OUT... STRETCH/ BUT IT ISNT TOO PAP/... THE HOT ASPHALT O F THE
...ANP SO, THERE >OU ARE, ANP THERE, GLEAMING IN PARKING LOT BRINGS NATURAL FORCES INTO PLAY
THE FAR PISTANCE, IS THE NEW GLASS ANC? THAT SOON PEAPEN ALL SENSATIONS OF PAIN IN
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TAKES YOUR BREATH A W A Y /
...POORS THAT OPEN AUTOMAT-
ICALLY WHEN YOU APPROACH...
...CONVEYOR BELTS THAT CARRY
YOUR MERCHANP1SE OUTSIPE
ONTO A PRIVEWAY OFF O F
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ANC? PIVII7EP INTO DIFFERENT VARIETIES OF VARIETIES O F KETS SELL BVERYTHIN6L. 3UT THE
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ANP...LIKE THE INPIAN SPRINGS TO HIS PONY TO PO ...YES, WONPER5... LIKE THE ENTRANCE POOR WHICH
BATTLE, FIREP BY THE WAR PANCE... SO PO YOU TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.. MAINLY SINCE THE
SPRING FOR THE MECHANICAL ENTRANCE POOR ENTRANCE POOR IS REALLY THE EXIT POOfZ ANP
TO PC PURCHASING FIREP By THESE WONPER5.1 SIVES YOU A &OOP 5HOT IN THE SOLAR-PLEXUS/
 HOWEVER, POOR FOOLS, YOU VO NOT SEE THE A LUMP IS IN YOUR CHEST, AT THE PERFECTION OF
HANP-WRITING ON THE WALL ANP YOU MARCH IT ALL/... HOWEYER, NOTHING IN THIS WORLP \6 PER-
INSIPE WHERE A SHINY CHROME-PLATEP SHOP- FECT... ANP IP YOU TOOK A SECOND LO0K...YCU'D
PING WAGON AWAITS YOU...FREE FOR THE USING/ NOTICE THAT ONE OF THE WAGON'S WHEELS STICKS'

...PIP YOU EVER SET A ...THEN, 6U/NK/THE WHEEL 'BAP MANEUVERING'YOU ...THEM STICKY WHEEL5
WAGON WHERE ONE OF STICKS, MAKING THE THINK, ANP yOU SET FOOL YOU/... IT KUNS
THE WHEELS STICKS? IT WAGON TAKE A SUPPEN THE WAGON STRAIGHT... SMOOTH FOR AWHILE...
RUNS SMOOTH FOR A WHILE. UNCONTROLLED TURN/ ANP OFF YOU GO AGAIN... THEH,6WNK/

...ANP THEN YOU REALIZE... ALTHOUGH A THING FOR SPEEP, MOM SENPS YOU TO THE ' P A l R Y '
IS NEW, IT IS NOT PERFECT... ALTHOUGH A WAGON COUNTER TO "BREAK A POZEN EGGS IN HALF I . .
HAS WHEELS, THEY MAY NOT TURN... ^ALTHOUGH A THAT IS...TO PIVIPE THE POZEN EGGS BOX IN
HEAP IS HARP, CANNEP CHICKEN SOUP IS HARPER/ HALF BY BREAKING IT ALONG THE PERFORATION /
 BUT ON THE WAY, YOU PASS ...ANP YOUR FAVORITE PEUCACY... ...RIGHT IN FRONT 15 A LAPY...THF
THE SECTION WHERE THEY KEEP THERE IT IS.'... A JAR OF MARI- TYPE LAPY WHO STANPS OBLIVI-
THE PICKLEP STUFFEP ANCHOVIES.. HATED OCTOPUS SUCTION OUS TO YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF
CANNEP RATTLESNAKE MEAT... CUPS!... HOWEVER... THE SHELF YOU WANT TO GET AT.'

LOST IN THOUGHT SHE ...YOU CAN'T GET AROUNP YOU CAN'T GET AROUNP BUT...YOU CAN GET
STANPS... so you THE RIGHT SIPE BECAUSE THE LEFT SIPE SINCE AROUNP FROM THE BACK,
IT'S TOO FAR OVER. TO IT'S TOO FAR OVER TO SO yOU SCRAMBLE UP
CAN'T GET THE OCTO- THE LEFT S I P E / OVER THE COUNTER TOP.
PUS FROM THE FRONT/ THE RIGHT S I P E /

success/... you BREAK, RUNNING FREE, LITTLE
KNOWING- THAT UP AHEAP, THE WORST IS YET T O
COME, FOR IF THERE'S ANYTHING WORSE THAN
THE TYPE LAPy WHO STANPS OBLIVIOUS TO YOU
i/r&^i
...IT'S 7W0TYPE LAPIES WHO STANP OBLIVIOUS TO
yOU ...SHOPPING WAGONS BLOCKING THE AISLE/ANP
NOW WE COME TO THE MOST PERILOUS ASPECT
OF SUPERMARKETS... SHOPPING WAGON JAM.1
V55, SHOPPING WASON J A M . , . THE SISHT THAT YOU BACK UP; PUT 'ER IN FIRST ANP LUNSE FORWARP,
CHILLS THE HEART OF- THE STOUTEST SUPER- BURSTING THROUSH ANP LEAVING BEHINP THE SHRIEK-
MARKET SUPERVISOR.'... WA60NS CLASH INS TO- ING CURSING TANGLE OF STEEL ANP HUMAN BODIES1.
GETHER, WHEELS ENTWININS, MUFFLEP OATHS... ...WAITING FOR yOU IS BABY SJURVIEY WITH THE EGGS.,.

...NATURALLY BROKEN IN HALF/ WELL ...MOM HAS BUT THIS IS THE TYPE LAPY WHO IS, NO POUBT,
EVERYTHING SHE NEEPS, ANP YOU, ROLL YOUR. PURCHASING AGENT FOR U.5. ARMY MESS HALLS.'
WAGON TO THE CASHIER'S COUNTER.'... AH,HEKE'5 AN ...SIX SHOPPING WAGONS FULL OF FOOQ SHE
EMPTY ONE.'... ONLY A SINGLE LApy AHEAP OF YOU/ HAS... WITH BOTTOM COMPARTMENTS FILLEPY

TIME MARCHES ON.' ITS YOUR
TURN/... you PILE youR GOOPS
ON THE COUNTER.'...NOW WHAT TO
PO WITH THE EMPTY WASON f
THAT'S EASY/... YOU'VE GOT ...PESISNEP SOS THEY FIT EIGHT
THESE WA60NS FISUREP OUT.' INTO ONE ANOTHER.'... SO YOU
TO 5AVE ROOM,THE5E WASONS SIMPLY SCRUNCH YOUR WASON
HAVE A SPECIAL CLEVER C7ESI6N... INTO THE NEAREST EMPTY WASON...
 OOPS.'lHt WA60H YOU HAVE SCKUNCHEP YOUR THE CASHIER IS REGISTERING T H E PACKAGES.'..NOTH-
WAGON INTO I S N ' T EMPTY/... IT S T I L L H A S A ING CAN GO WRONG NOH...MAYBE... BECAUSE
COUPLE PACKAGES^ A N P A LITTLE K I P W H O IS A T THE LAST MINUTE, MO/A REMEMBERS SHE FOZ-
FORTUNATELY C U S H I O N E D BY A M I R A N G U E PIE.' GOT TO P\CK UP A BOTTLE O F C H I V E S . '

THAT SHOULP BE ON THE A COUPLE HUNPREP.MORE N0CHIVE5/...A/MAN.TEUS

PRESERVES COUNTER... YARPS TO THE Pf?eSRVES YOU CHIVES A R E VEGE-
THE COUNTER ON THE couttTiR... MOW IT'S IN TABLES... THE VEGETABLE
OPPOSITE SIPEOF THE STORE.' 5I6HT...N0W tOU'KB TNR. COUNTER15 ON THE OTHER 50EJ

...NO CHIVES.'CHIVES ARE ...THE SPICE COUNTER IS ...NO CHIVES.'...BIG SALE ON

NOT AT THE VEGETABLE AT THE WALL FARTHEST AWAY CHIVES...THE>"VE BEEN
COUNTER BUT A T THE FROM THE VEGETABLE MOVEP FROM THE SPICE COUH-
SPICE C O U N T E R / COUNTER/yoti GET THERE., TER TO THE CASHIERS COUNTER..
WELL... THE/ PACKAGE YOUR STUFF... YOUR CAR IS PULLEPRI&HT UP JUST ONE MORE BASKET ANP
PUT IT IN BASKETS WHERE IT'S CAR- AN 17 A MAN PUTS >UR PACKAGES YOU'RE ALL SET TO PRIVE HOME'.
RIEPOUTON A CONVEYOR BELT/HERE IN THE TRUNK/ HERE COMES THE ...AH...HERE COMES THE FINAL
COMES THE BASKET WITH THE &0TTLE5' BASKET WITH THE MEAT.' BASKET WITH PAPSTURPLEY'

ANP SO, OFF YOU, GO INTO THE SUNSET, MARVEUN6 BACK TO THE NEW SUPERMARKET ON THE P<SE
AT THE ORGANIZATION,..THE COMFORT..THE SHEER OF TOWN. YOU SAY? OF CUSS NOT.'... BACK TO
WONPER O F IT ALL/... ANP YOU JUST CAN'T WAIT MR.FUKP5 GROCERY STORE... WHERE YOU CAN SQUE-
TO GO SACK THE NEXT PAY/ tf EZE THE BARE ROUS TO SEE IP THEY'RE FRESH /
FILLERPEPT.: THIS IS A REAL MISERABLE-TYPE FEATURE WHERE FIRST YOU HAVE TO HUNT U P A G O O P PEN-
CIL THAT ISN'T TOO HARP... THAT HAS AN fcRASER...THAT HAS A SHARP POINT.'... KNOWING FULL WELL THAT THE AVERAGE
AMERICAN HOME HAS NO SUCH PENCIL... WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ON TO THE NEXT STORY ANP SKIP T H E S E . . .

WHO DREW THE FOLLOWING PAGES ? ? - SEE ANSWER PAGE!

2.
THE REBUS
HERE 15 A POPULAR PUZZLE,
GANGS THAT CAN BE. EN-
JOYEP BY BOTH K I P P I E S
A N P GROWN -UPS! THE OB
JECT I S T O A P P A N P
SUBTRACT THE LETTERS
IN THE. NAMES O F T H E
PICTUREP OBJECTS TO GIVE
YOU SOME POPULAR WORP
VERY OFTEN IN USE IN THE
AMERICAN HOUSEHOLP.'...
BY WAY OP ILLUSTRATION
...THE ANSWERTO THE FOL-
LOWING PUZZLE, FOR I N - 1
STANCE, is, ponrZEIME !

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ANSWERS ON LAST PAGE/

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 THE MAZE*
TOP.1... yOU ARE A KNIGHT,SANG.'
MOU ARE CHASING A GIANT WHO
HAS KIPNAPPEP A MAIPEN.'...
CAN YOU FINPVOUR WAY THROUGH
THE GIANT'S CASTLE ANP RESCUE
THE MAIPEN?

MIPPLCJ... YOU ARE CHASING

A MAIPEN WHO HAS BEEN
KIPNAPPEP BY A GIANT... FOR
YOU ARE A KNIGHT/,.. CAN
YOU PINP THE RIGHT ROAP THAT
THE GIANT HAS- TAKEN?

BOTTOM/...* MAIPEN IS CHAS-

ING YOU, FOR YOU HAVE SEEN
KIPNAPPEP BY A KNIGHT/CAN
YOU FINP YOUR WAY CROSS-
TOWN?... YOU ARE A GIANT.'

-NO RELATION TO W I L L I E !

ANSWERS ON LAST P A G E /
POT PUZZLES
'POT-PUZZLES,' SANG/ LOTS OF
KEEN PUN AHEAP FOR EVERyONE.'

TOP.'... FIRST WE'LL START WITH

TWO 'C0NNECTIN6-POT PUZZLES,
EH GANG? THE FIRST ONE IS
EASY... JUST A STARTER.' IF YOU
CAN COMPLETE IT, TRY YOUR
HANP AT THE NEXT ONE WHICH
IS SLIGHTLY /WORE PIFFICULT/

MIPPLB.'... NEXT COMES TWO

'FILL-IN-POTTEP-SP'ACES'PUZZLES.'
WHEN YOU FILL THEM IN, THEY
MAKE A CrWe/6OSHAR00TIE.'
THEyC'N BE FRAMEP N'EVERY-
THINS/...WHY.THEfTfACH YOU
HOW TO PXAW/SOMB PUZZLE,
HUH, S A N S ? . . . SOME COMIC
BOOK. Ml'H?

MATCH PICTURES
MORE FUN AHEAP, SANS.'
THE NEXT TWO SETS OF SIX
PEOPLE... ALTHOUGH THEY MAY
ALL LOOK THE SAME IN EACH
SET...ONLy TWO PEOPLE. IN
EACH SET ARE EXACTLY ALIKE.'
SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHICH
TWO.'...THIS PUZZLE I S C E -
SIGNEP TO SHARPEN THE
PERCEPTION... STRENGTHEN -
INS THE EYELIPS...EXERCISING-
THE CORNEA ...STIMULATING THE
IRIS... CIRCULATING THE EYE-8ALL
FLUIP... SOFTENING THE BRAIN
. MAKING YOU BLINC?/

SIPOLY src*)pc*y Pueo

3.
ANSWERS ON LAST PAGE/
HIDDEN ANIMALS
ANOTHER PAGE CHOCK FULL
O' PUZZLE PUN.' IN THE FIRST
PICTURE, OUR CLEVER ARTIST
HAS CLEVERLY CONCEALEP
ANIMALS... CRAFTILY SLENPlNG rf^Swv**.
THEM IN WITH THE GROUNP,
THE TREES, ANP THE SKY.'CAN ~r^^*J*&S* ~~.
yOU FINPTHEM?

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NEXT, IN THE SECONP PICTURE,
OUR FOXY OLP ARTIST HAS fc#g
MIPPEN 115 ANIMALS.'CAN YOU
FINE? T H E M ?
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NEXT, OUR ARTI5T, (CLEVER RASCAL)
HAS HIPPEN HIMSELF 'CAUSE
mm.
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WE NEEP HIS PRAWINSS FOR
THE NEXT ISSUE ANP IT'S PAST
THEPEAPLINE/...CAN YOU FINP
HIM?

WHAT'S WRON6 WITH THIS PICTURE?

WHAT'S WR0N&
WITH THIS PICTURE?
HAVING FUN, GANG. 2 ... B E T
>OU ARE.../MAINLY SINCE THIS
IS THE LAST NAUSEATING PAGE
IN THIS PUZZLE-PAGE FIASCO/
)N THE FOLLOWING PICTURES,
THE ARTIST HAS MAPE A NUM-
BER OF MISTAKES/ SEE IF YOU
CAN FINP ANt7 LIST THEM/...NEEP-
LESS TO SAY, THE ARTIST WILL
BE FIREP A S PROMPTLY AS
POSSIBLE 5INCE THIS COMPANY
POES VERY GOOP HIGH-CLASS
ART WORK USING ONLY THE
5EST ANP WE KICK OUT ALL
ARTISTS WHO MAKE MISTAKES!

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THE REBUS
1.-P0TRZE8IE [POT+R.+ 2 E B R A + T I E - R A T ] POT
PICTURES
2 . - FELICITATIONS [ F ("SHORT PRONOUNCIATION CON-
OF HALF) ELIC CEUC IN WONPERL ANP) + 'IT ("OR TIN-
HlTj-tATfRHYMES WITH fi) + IONS J UE?.

3 . - I CWAKT-tZOUX -t ARMPIT-t MCCARTHY- Z O U * 5 . - IF YOU

-ARMPIT-WART-MCCARTHY T I J PIP THIS
ONE RIGHT,
4 . - SALAP C TOMATOES T PEPPER + GARUC-T- GANG... YOU'LL
VINEGART LETTUCE T O I L * FLIES T S E R V I N G SEE IT'S
SPOON ANP FORK... TOSS TOGETHER JUST B E - A NIGHT
FORE SERVING.'! SCENE/

5.-

A.- you CAN

BE REAL
PROUP OF
THIS ONE,
6 . - &Y GEORGE/...WE'RE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE GANG.'... AN
THAT ONE OUT OURSELVES/ ENLARGE?
PRAWING
OF A POT
THE MAZE JUST LIKE
l . - I M THIS HERE ONE, THE POTS
YOU PON'T GET IN OUR ARTIST
THROUGH A PASSAGE- PRAWS IN
WAY, GANG... IN THIS THESE
ONE YOU CLIMB IN POT
THE TOP W I N P O W / PUZZLES.'

jr MATCH PICTURES
i - SKIPLEY ANP SKOSIPPLV ARE THE SAME
CSAME AMOUNT OF HAIRS IN BOTH B S A R P S ]

2 . - T H E THIRP A N P FIFTH
GEORGE A R E THE S A M E . . .
[THEY'RE BOTH PENTISTS.J

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MAPE IT THIS FAR,
HEV GANG? WELL...
HIPPEN ANIMALS
KEEPGOIN'/ MORE 1 . - 5 ANIMALS A R E CLEVERLY HIPPEN... A
PUN A H E A P / GOAT, A COW, A CHICKEN A PIG AHOA PUCK/
2 . - M O S T O F 115 ANIMALS A R E HIPPEN
BEHINP THE S H E P , S O M E A R E ALSO INSIPE
POT PICTURES THE SHEP/... ALSO, S O M E A R E WAY BACK
IN B A C K O F T H E HILL.'

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

1 . - BETTER STILL YOU SHOULP A S K . . . WHAT'S
RIGHT WITH THIS PICTURE.'/

2 . - PIP THIS ONE STUMP YOU, GANG?... WELL...

IF YOU'LL LOOK CLOSELY, YOU'LL NOTICE REAP-
ING FROM RIGHT T O LEFT A N P FRONT TO
B A C K ... THE I27TJ2 M A N A N P I Z S t t i M A N I S
A T W O HEAPEP M A N /

3 . - T H E R E ' S NOT A THING/ WRONG/ WITH

THIS P I C T U R E /
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yOU THINK TAT THE f<AM IS JUST MAN WONTIE...1 RECEIVEP ORPERS " \ WILLIE/ IfEEFER/
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SIR... BUT THEM'S NOT LIEUTENANT...I KIP YOU
WHAT'S THIS?\m
PEOPLE CALLING "KWEEG"/ NOT/ RX THEM WHISTLES ..A MAN WALKING
... THEM'S SHIP WHISTLES ANP HORNS SO'S THEY AROUND WITH MIS
ANP HOI?NS BLOWING/ MAKE THE SOUNP EFFECT, SHIRT-TAILS OUTSIDE
YOUfZ NAME'S LIKE A "CAPTAIN KWEE6* ANP HIS PANTS?
FUf?SHLU<S6INER SOUNP NOT JUST PLAIN "KWEES"/
EFFECT, SIR .'

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HIM HUNG FROM THE
HI6HEST YARD-ARM/... ,
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TELL THIS MAN TO PUT
HIS SHIRT-TAILS INSIDE

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...WHAT A FIENP /THREATENING- A S yOU R E M E M B E R , WE. H A P A
THAT KWEEG IS, T O TAKE AWAY GALLON O F S T R A W B E R R I E S IN THIS TIN
T O THREATEN THE SHIP'S O U T O F WHICH WE A I L T O O K PORTIONS
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HORRIBLE PUNISH CASSIPY" C A M E L O O K I N G FOR S T R A W B E R R I E S
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PORTIONS O F SANP R E P R E S E N T I N G
PORTIONS O F S T R A W B E R R I E S
AlREAPy CONSUMEP/
...THERE, NOW... ALL THE PORTIONS
HAVE BEEN P O L E P OUT.'...OBSERVE,
GENTLEMEN ...THE TIN STILL H A S A
QUART O F S A N P LEFT IN IT.'... YOU
KNOW WHAT THAT M E A N S . '
...PON'T BE R I P I C U L O U S / I MERELY
BROUGHT YOU POWN H E R E TO ASK.
YOU TO J O I N /V\E IN A P I S H O F
S A N P / . . . U M M M YUMMY/ THERE'S
NOTHING I L I K E B E T T E R THAN A
P I S H O F N I C E WHITE S A N P ;

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This is the last of a series of seven
articles.
In the belief that an informed pub-
lic is an informed public, we have
been seriously devoting this page to
discussing the state of the world as
seen from various viewpoints. We
have presented here, commentaries
from various nations large and small,
friendly and hostile. However . .
what about the backward nations of
the world. We always hear of back-
ward nations, but we never hear from
backward nations. The following ar-
ticle, then, is the commentary of a
leading analyst from a leading back-
ward nation ... an article entitled ...
DRAWROF
by Yeldrums Serutan
Acitrotna, s a e w llac eht tnenitnoc ni
eht noiger fo eht Htuos Elop, seil yl-
eritne rednu eci. Eht etis fo eht Htuos
Elop si morf a dnasuoht ot owt- dnas-
uoht teef p e e d h t a e n e b siht digirf
Ham. dnA fo eht 000,41 selim fo eht
latnenitnoc tsaoc ylno 000,4 selim e r a
eeff morf eci, hcihw ni escalp smrof
suomrone nekorbnu sffilc gnicaf eht
a e s , sderdnuh fo teef hgih. Dima siht
enecs fo lanrete dloc, s a ew kniht fo
ti, taerg sniatnuom worht p u rieht
sdaeh. Emos fo meht s a Subere d n a
Rorret, e r a evitca seonaclov, gnivil
secanrui derevoc htiw eci d n a wons.
Eht egdelwonk ew evah fo siht
t r a p fo eht htrae si eht tluser fo erom
neht a yrutnec d n a a flan fo etarep-
sed rovaedne. Eht tneicna Skeerg
d e m a e r d fo a etarepmet tnenitnoc
ereht. Neve ta eht d n e fo eht htneet-
hgie yrutnec, nem Hits deveileb ni sti
ecnatsixe. Acitratna si a tnenitnoc, a
a n a l ssam s a gib s a Eporue d n a
Ailartsua tup rehtegot. Dna ti s a w
ecno eht riaf dnal fo eht s'regayov
noisiv. Hguoht erom neht shtrouf-
eerht fo ti e r a tey drotnu y b nam,
lareves smaes fo loac e v a h n e e b
dnuof no eht dnalniam, gnivorp eht
ecnatsixe fo suoiruxul stserof d n a
gnizalb enihsnus ni s e g a gnol oga.
Ew yam emos y a d w r a d laoc rof
taeh morf siht dnal fo eht ulfraef tsorf
d n a gnizylarap drazzilb. Ni tcaf, eht
nosaer hcihw degru eht laicremmoc
sreenoip otni eht saes taht h s a w
eseht serohs s a w eht d e e n rof t a e h
d n a thgil. Ew d a h on s a g neht; Ho
s a w eht ecruos fo thgil, d n a slaes
d n a selahw erew eht ecruos fo lio. Os
ti s a w Drawhtuos oh! taht nem tnew,
no lufdaerd segayov fo pihsdrah,
ssenkcis d n a lirep. Eht hcraes rof eht
Htuos Elop si ton decart otni eht mid
tnatsid seirutnec. Deedni, n e h w ni
7841 Wemolohtrob Zaid delias dnuor
eht Epac Nroh, yldrah e n o y n a ni eht
dlrow e v a g a thguoht ot eht sdnal
rehtraf htuos. Erofeb taht, srehpargo-
eg d a h deveileb taht Areit Led Ogeuf
(eht Dnal fo Erif) htuos fo eht Tiarts
fo Nallegam s a w detcennoc yltcerid
htiw eht Wen Aeniug tsaoc. Tub
Sekard e g a y o v e d a m nem kniht taht
ereht tsum e b a t a e r g dnalhtuos ro
Driht Dlrow erehwemos ni eht nownk-
un snoiger fo eht Htuos Elop.
Vou, Too, Con Be Tough!
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tactics, etc. which are so deadly effective in
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Edge of the Hand BlowKnuckle J a b -
Shoulder PinchTeeth RattlerBoxing the
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