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The plans illustrated in MAD #19 for a veeblefetzer
are very interesting. But one thing puzzles me. Does
the veeblefetzer described really fetz veebles?Willie
Stein(no address given) _____
. . . Your furshlugginer magazine is the best for do-
it-yourself articles. The one oh the veeblefetzer was
top-drawer material. As I was looking through an old
Erector Set the other day, I found an old left-handed
veeblefetzer. The only trouble was that the throttle arm
was caked with Mahtosh. Do you think that I could
clean it with some good-old Grocket Farsmellnik?
Jules FisherNorristown, Pa.
. . . My mom's fine.Ed(no address given)
. . . If you take the chronological corresponding nu-
mercial value of Potrzebie with A equal to 1, B to 2,
C to 3, etc.. Potrzebie adds up to 116. And if you sub-
tract 9, which is the number of letters in Potrzebie, you
get 107. This is how many times I've kicked myself for
reading your furshlugginer magazine.MAD Mathe-
matics Major of Farshimmelt Tech.
. . . Referring to the #19 issue, the Puzzle Pages, best
send your proofreader back to Buster Brown comics
because in "What's Wrong With This Picture #19," it
is the 126th and 127th that is two-headed.Vermine P.
SneakerVladivostock, Siberia P. S. Got my latest
issue ripped to shreads in its "strong manila envelope".
. . . What ever happened to the "strong manila en-
velopes" MAD used to come in. They now come in
weak manila envelopes.Vic SchwartzNew York, N.Y.
. . . My upper pjpte nearly fell out when I glommed
that in issue #19/you had Einstein's equation written
asm = n . , , ,. First of all, it is not Einstein's
v) 1 (v / c )
equation, rather it is a consequence of the Lorentz
Transformation. However, Einstein used this value for
m in the equation E = m c 1 , which leads me to my
second point. The correct equation should read m =
fl _ ( >/ i)ii; and n o t * n e w a Y Y u Panted it.
Thirdly, this equation makes absolutely no reference
to increase or decrease of size,Jack RichlinPurdue
U., Ind.
. . . In matters not conducive to modern expotential
hieroglyphics, one would necessarily, if he be in a
circumspective frame of transcendental rationality, find
it irrevocable that one, through pertinacity, ought to
have the accendancy to imbibe knowledge in order to
attain the sapience abrogated by such a status. If this
is punctilious, such an entity would be abrogated and
therefore could not exist. But due to man's lack of per-
ception in these impending phenomena, we can per-
ceive that the direct resultant is a fortuitous happening,
stemming directly from the determinant. The ineptitude
of the Homo-Sapien to contest such a pussiant force, as
is the matter of such a hyperphysical power that is
directly correlated to clairvoyance and metaphysics, can
2
be expressed in the formula: E + . _ y _C-t-M)3
= ONE MEATBALL-Charles Schramm-Long Island
City, N. Y.
From looking at your cover on issue #19,1 gather
that you didn't know that a race-horse is only allowed
14 letters for his name.Richard BurnsKingston, N. Y.
. . . Never let yourself come to the point that you feel
your "new-trend" comics have had no effects on the
American scene. Several of. my fellow students here at
the University of Kentucky have been requested by
their English instructors to write themes on two sub-
jects: Horror mags in general and MAD in particular.
Don't give up the ghost.Bill TullyLexington, Ky.
. . . In your attempt- to satirize the Super Market, I
think you have done the industry an injustice. I do not
find the experience of your character, Mr. Sturdley, in
SUPERMARKET, (MAD #19) really funny, because it
does not reflect the truth. Let me give you a few facts.
The Super Market started to serve the American public
at the beginning of the depression when pennies meant
so much to the average family. The Super Market
opened up in old barns, in abandoned factories and
garages, and gave our hard-pressed American people
an opportunity to save in those days anywhere from
20% to 30% on their food. In the intervening years, the
Super Market continued to grow. The old bams in
which they originally opened up with shabby fixtures
and barn-like atmosphere, soon disappeared. Super
Market operators gave Mrs. Consumer beautiful mar-
kets, shopping conveniences, a tremendous assortment
of foods at the lowest possible price. They catered to
her every possible whim and wish and looked out for
her welfare by making the market a wonderful place
for her to buy, while actually saving on her food dol-
lars. Mrs. Consumer liked these markets so much that
she kept coming in more frequently and in greater
number. Today there are something like 341,000 retail
food stores in America. There are only about 18,000
Super Markets in the United States. Representing about
5% of all the retail food stores, these Super Markets
now serve America with over 50% of its foods. And
in serving America with its foods, the Super Market is
saving the consuming public at least 10% on her food
dollar purchases. Not alone that, but the Super Markets
maintain competition to the lowest price level. Each
year, Mrs. Consumer saves approximately 2 billion or
more dollars on her food bill which she uses to buy
other necessities. So you can see the Super Market is
rendering a very definite and distinct service to the
American public. The imagination used in your comic
strip conveys the impression to your readers that the
Super Market should be the last place that one should
patronize. And you end up by having your hero go
back to Mr. Furd's grocery store where the customer
can "squeeze the rolls to see if they're fresh." What
you are asking is that they go back, virtually, to the
gaslight era. I do not mean that the corner grocer has
no place in food retailing; but if he has not emulated
the Super Market in introducing the new efficiencies
and economies that have developed, he is not render-
ing a service to the public. We believe you have been
unfair to a great industry which has served the public
well, and it would be only just to present the Super
Market to your readers in the proper light.M. M.
Zimmerman, publisher Super Market Merchandising
New York> N. Y. .
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though- For explanation, turn to last page for vital
message. Our address, as ever, is:
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CLICHE DEPT.: SAY... YOU KNOW HOW IN MOVIES, T.V., ETC., YOU GET TOSSING THE SAME I0EA...THE SAME SCENE... OVER ANP
OVER AGAIN?... ANO YOU KNOW HOW YOU WISH THEY CW SOMETHING- DIFFERENT FOR A CHANGE? THAT'S THIS FEATURE.' FIRST
WERE GOING TO SHOW SCENES WE ALWAYS SEE/ THEN WE SHOW THEM AGAIN WITH LITTLE NAUSEATING CHANGES SO THEY'RE-,

FORINSTANCE, TAKE
PEOPLE KISSING/...PIC? YOU
EVER SEE PEOPLE WHO
WERE KISSING*.I MEAN
AMP HERE'S
REAL NECKING KISSING?
AFTER REAL NECKING-
KISSING, IT LOOKS LIKE
THE KISSING
YOU JUST BEEN HIT IN
THE MOUTH WITH A SCENE THE
ROTTEN TOMATO/ BUT
VO THEY SHOW IT THAT ,
WAY IN MOVIES?NEVER!
WAY WEI?
WHAT THEY VO IS THEY
HAVE THIS GORGEOUS LIKE TO
BLONC7E, PERFECTS EVERY
PETAlL/ANI7...WEtL/ ON
THIS HALF OF THE PAGE
SEE I T /
15 WHAT HAPPENS IN
THE KISSING SCENE...

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LOOK UPON
yOUK BEAU-
TIFUL FACE...
(M/YW)
...THEN HOW'S ABOUT THE
FENCJNG-SCENELMERZ'S
THI5 t7IRTy-f?AT COUNT...
OR PUKE...OR WICKEP-
UNCLE MAYBE, IN THE OLP-
EN PAYS, WHO WINS THROUGH
THE WHOLE PICTURE! BUT
IN THE ENP THE. HERO
ESCAPES FROM THE PUN-
6EON ANP FREES THE
PEASANTS WHO STORM THE
CASTLE ANP OVERPOWER
THE BAP SOLPIERS/
MEANWHILE THE HERO
CLIMBS THROUGH THE
WINPOW TO RESCUE THE
SIRL, A GORGEOUS BLONPE,
WHERE HE COMES FACE
TO FACE WITH THE B A P
GUY IN A ROOM, WITH
PLENTY O F STEPS A N P
STUFF TO PUEL AROUNP
ON.' SO HERE 6 0 E S THE
FENCING-SCENE...
...ANP HERE'S
THE FENCING-
SCENE THE
WAY WE'D
LIKE TO
SEE I T /
 HE'LL NEVER
MAKE IT/... HE'LL
NEVER MAKE IT.'
HE'S TRYING TO
...NOW HERE'S CLIMB INTO HIS
SAPPLE ANP

THE SURROUN- HE'LL NEVER

M A K E IT.'

PEP-FORT
5CENE THE
WAY WE'P
TO

ALL OUR FIXEP

BAYONETS
ARE BROKEN
ANP UNLESS WE
UNFIX THE FIXEP
ANP FIX " E M . . .
WE'LL B E IN
A FIX/

WE'VE WORN ...THAT CLOUD OF DUST? ... THAT CLOUP OF PUST.'

OUR FISTS ... THOSE THUDERIHG HOOF- ... THOSE THUNPERINS HOOF-
OUT! ONLY BEATS!... THAT BODY OF BEATS/... THAT BOPY OF
THINCr LEFT HORSEMEN IN THE DIS- HORSEMEN IN THE P f S -
IS T O TANCE/... YOU K/VOW TANCE/... YOU KNOW WHAT
SWEAR/ WHAT THAT MEANS* M THAT M E A N T ?
...NEXT, HOW'S ABOUT THE LANCE STERLING/ ARE
ESCAPE FROM- WE-NA2IS YOU SURE THE PLANE
SCEHELYOU KHOWL THISO.5.5.WILL MEET US?
AGENT PARACHUTES INTO
FRANCE/... CONTACTS FRENCH
UNPER6ROUNI? AGENT, A
GORGEOUS BRUNETTE/
...THEY GOT THIS HERE OLP
NUCLEAR FWSICIST THEY'VE
GOT TO SMUGGLE OUT
SO'S THE NAZIS WON'T
LEARN THE SECRET OF THE
ATOM BOMB ANP WIN WAR.
BEFORE WE VO! FOLLOW?
SO THIS SCENE IS CLIMAX
WHERE BRITISH PLANE IS
LANCING- IN SECRET COW-
fl*STURE ANPO.SS. MAN,
NUCLEAR. PHYSICIST, ANP
GOZ6EOUS BRUNETTE
SOUOOSH TO MEET IT... THE
ESCAPE-PROM, -me
NAZIS SCENE/

;
...HERE NOW
THE ESCAPE-
FROM-THE
NAZIS
SCENE THE
WAY WE'P
LIKE TO
SEE I T /
 LISTEN/... MAYBE YOU
AIN'T 5EEN AW OF WHAT
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT/
... BUT THIS N*T SCENE,
WE GUARANTEE.'... HOW'5
ABOUT THE SCENE ALWAYS
AT THE END OF THE
PETECTIVE PICTURE, WHERE
THE SOOt? GUY, SNOOPING
AROUND WITH HIS GIRL...
A GORGEOUS REP-HEAP...
IS CAUGHT BY THE BAP
GUYS/ SO NOW THEY'RE
SETTING READY TO BUMP
HIM OFF.' yOU PON'T
KNOW WHO THE MAIN
CROO< IS... YOU DON'T
KNOW THE MOTIVES...
THEY'RE SETTING- READY
TO BUMP HIM O F F /
NATURALLY... THIS IS WHAT
HAPPENS...IN THE ABOUT-
70'BUMP'HtM'OFF
SCENE...

O.K.,YOU TWO/MARCH OUT-

SIDE T O THOSE W O O D S AND
THERE Y O U ' R E R E A L L Y
GONNA SET I T /

YOU SEE...JOE FURP KNEW TOO
MUCH!... HE WAS AN INNOCENT TOST-
OFFICE CLERK WHO ACCIDENTALLY IN-
SPECTED A PACKAGE CONTAINING- A
KEY TO A LOCKER IN GRAND CENTRAL
STATION.' THIS LOCKER CONTAINEP A
FORTUNE IN JEWELS THAT ALL O F
GANGLANP WAS AFTER! A TERRIFIC
(SANS WAR. ENSUEP THEREAFTER.
ANP THE GEMS WOUND UP IN THE
FAR EAST, STOLEN BY AN INTER-
NATIONAL GANG/
...FOR YOU SEE, THESE GEMS WERE IN
REALITY THE CROWN JEWELS OF THE
SMALL BALTIC KINGDOM OF 600M
BAH VIA WOULD FALL.' WE HAD TO KEEP
THESE JEWELS FROM GOOMBAHVIA
BECAUSE THE HIGHER UPS WOULP
PROFIT FROM THE FALL OF GOOM-
BAHVIA/YOU SEE,GOOMBAHV/A ^ NOT?... EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE TAKING
HOLDS A VERY STRATEGIC POSITION,
CONTAINING THE GREATEST
SUPPLY O F URANIUM IN
WORLP.
...THAT'S WHY OUR &OSS IS AFTER.
GOOMBAHVIA.' FOR WITH GOCWlBAH-
VIA GONE, THE REST OF THE BALTIC
NATIONS WOULP FALL IN LINE ANP
SOON ALL OF EUROPE AND THE REST
OF THE WORLD/ AND NOW I'LL TELL
YOU WHO THE 016 BOSS 15/ WHY
SHORT-HAND NOTES, YOU WON'T
LIVE TO TELL THE POLICE ANYHOW.'
... YES YOU GUESSED IT...THE BIG-
BOSS \5 6B0RGIMALEMOV.'
0EFORE >OU KILL US, LET
ME MAKE ONE LAST IMPORT-
ANT FINAL REQUEST OF YOU
ONE LAST REQUEST I WANT
TO MAKE... THAT REQUEST
WHICH IS... PON'Tf
NEWSRAPBR CARTOON OEPV THEN HERE'S THAT FEATURE you ALL KNOW ANP LOVE... BUT IF you THINK IT'S INTERESTING
NOW... YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT IN THE OLP DAYS.' YOU OLD-TIMERS KNOW WHAT WE MEAN/,.. REMEMBER WHEN THEY FIRST STARTED
PRINTING IT?... 'MEMBER, yU OLD -TIMERS 7... IT WAS REAL QUEER... REAL WEIRD... REAL eUCHHHHHL. YOU KNOW... LIKE PEOPLE
WHO READ AMD/... 'MEMBER, VOU BUSTED-DOWN OLD-TIMERS YOU?... Of COURSE. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT - . p ^

MAN IN THE
WoRlD-
GALOSHA STURDILY
GUtiG GOHOAAE, Hindu Ascetic, WALKEO of Poontang, 0.
IN THE HOT SON with 50 sharp spear- is the tallest man
like pins embedded in his -flesh - to
in the world.
make penn&nce-to punlsfo self b u t
mainly t o help wife who was sewing new Note size of hand.
veil and needed pin-cushion! ^figure on left is not"
Galesha tot his fartier,
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Vt.,
is a
MARTIAN/

SYMBOL OF DEATH/
SACRED SOUTH AMERICAN
INDIAN SYMBOL, WHEN
6ALUSHA IS HANO FATHER. ZAN6 IS
GAZEP UPON, CAUSES STANDING UPON/
DEATH WITHIN THE YEAR!
Too ted if YOU looked.
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... 'MEMBER? HAH?... 'MEMBER THE WAY HE'D SHOW A GUY WHO COULD STICK HIS ELBOW IN HIS EAR?... OR THt
GUY WHO HAN6S BY HIS EYEBALLS?...OR THE GUY WHO COULD STICK HIS ELBOW IN HIS EYEBALLS WHILE HANGING
BY HIS EAR? BUT MAINLY HE'D OIG UP THESE UNBELIEVABLE FACTS YOU'O NEVER BELIEVE IN A MILLION YEARS . , .
FULLY AUTHENTICATED, FULLY DOCUMENTED, AND APPROVED BY PARENTS MAGAZINE... LIKE FORINSTANCE...

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...'MEMBER?... BUT THAT WAS YEARS A 6 0 , AS YOU OLD-TIMERS... WU BUSTED-DOWN RACKETTY OLD-TIMERS... REMEMBER/
MEANWHILE, RlPUP IS FOR MANY YEARS, GONE FROM THE SCENE.' NEVERTHELESS,'BELIEVE IT OR DON'T* CONTINUES...
BUT SOMEHOW, IT'S NOT THE SAME.'... SOMEHOW...SOMEWHERE... SOMETIME..SOMEHOW...SOMEWHERE.. IT IS DIFFERENT/...
THE eUCHMH IS GONE.'.. YOU SEE...EUCHHH HAS BEEN REPLACED BY YECHHH.'... LIKE FORINSTANCE...

RENFREW ZET5 FELL FROM A

ANO LIVED/
Fortunately, there was a WITH LETTER * 0 7
fire escape outside the
A calf owned by Elmer Smurd
window. was born with the letter
'O'on irs side or
HE ALWAYS i t rrjight have been a
Q'- or if could even
REAPS gPEWAYS) be a face then again
Eddie (rung i t could be a
crooked egg
reads his
Chinese language
newspaper
up t o down
instead of-
ten to right/

OPTICAL ILLUSION
Sent in by Robert Hall
JACKET SEEMS TO TURN
INSIDE-OUT, YET STAYS
OUTSIDE-IN AND VISA-
VERSA.' ("And why not?
SERUTAN It's a reversible/)
spelled backwards is
NATURES
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MY NAME IS HARRY PRAWERS.'...I'M STANPING IN THE
RAIN IN A CEMETERY IN ITALY... MY HEART FILLEC
WITH 0fHBF.L. YES FILLEP WITH GRIEF ANP PESPAIR
FOR YOU 5 E E . . . I FORGOT TO WEAR MY RUBBERS/

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BY GEORGE...I'M PRIVING 'EM ALL I ...THE STORY STARTEP IN SPAIN I WAS WITH EPWARP KIRKS PRO-
NUTS HERE TRYING TO FIGURE f WHERE WE HAP GONE TO SEE DUCER... ANP OSCAR BUFFOON, PUB-
OUT WHERE VOICE FLOATING IN $ HER C&NCE/...WE HEARPSHECOULP LICITY MAN.'I WAS A WA5HEP- UP
AIR IS COMING- FROM .' CUT A MEAN RUSSIAN KAZOT5KA.' PIREOORd LIKEP TO BE CLEAN)/

KIRKS, USEP TO HAVING HIS WAY, SENT THE WAITER TO SHE HAP SPUNK.' PKIPE/INPEPENPENCE/...BUT MAINLY
ORPER THE 'BAREFOOT' TO COME. FROM HER PRESSING ROOM WHY SHE WOULPN'T COME WAS SHE WASN'T AROUNP
TO HIS TABLE...SHE WOUlPfc'TCOME.' HE SENT THE MANA- THAT QMl SO KIRKS SENT ME TO FETCH HER FROM HOME...
.SHEWOUlCW'rCOME! A OyA'NTSPANISH APT. IN A PICTURESQUE SPANISH SETTING!
 "' >mm> })M, ,M . f >um
...IT WASN'T
LONG UNTIL THE 'BAREFOOT' THROUGH
EPWARP KIRKS, BECAME A BIG STARi.
...THEN ONE NIGHT... AT A PARTY..

...EPWARP KIRKS SOT WHAT WAS COMING TO HIM.' HE THEY WERE EACH ARGUING THEIR PROFOUNPEST
WAS ARGUING WITH MILLIONAIRE SOUTH-AMERICAN PLAY- PHILOSOPHIES... SUBTLE...BUT NEVERTHELESS SIG-
BOY, ALBERTO BANANO.' HOWEVER, NEITHER OF THEM NIFICANT...
8ELIEVEP IN PHYSICAL VIOLENCE...ONLY BRAIN- WASHING.'
...MY FATHER'S J...MY FATHER'S
RICHER THAN \ RICHER THAN
YOUR FATHER.' 1 YOUR FATHER/

5ENOR ALBERTO BANANOTURNEPANSRILY ON HIS YES...WE LEFT BECAUSE WE SDPPENLY REALIZEP MONEY
HEEL ANP LEFT/ ANP WE ...BUFFOON, ' B A R E F O O T ' WASN'T EVERYTHING-.'... WE SUPPENLY SAW EPWARP KIRK5
ANP MYSELF.,, LEFT WITH HIM.'... WE WERE. NO FOR WHAT HE WAS/... WE SUPPENLY PERCEIVEP THE
LONSER AFRAIP OF EPWARP KIRKS, 5 0 WE LEFT/ TRUTH OF THE MATTER...A POLICEMANiSBETTER.'
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WHAT IT WAS IS SHE GOT A ITCHY
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ACTUALLY SHE WAS EVER SEEKING- A PRINCE-CHARMING- THE 'BAREFOOT'WAS PANCIN& IN A FIELP AMIP A BUNCH
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...THEY KNEW THEY WERE MEANT SIPE OF ONE EYE... YOU KNOW HOW A CROWPEP ROOM...THEN FLY TO HER
FOR EACH OTHER... EVEN THOUGH IT IS... HOW SOME ENCHANTEP SJPE, ANP MAKE HER YOUR OWN..JiE/f
SHE COULP ONLY SEE ONE EYE.' EVENING-, YOU WILL SEE A STRANGER... WAIT A MINUTE .'WRONG STOKff
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THAT IS...THEy WERE /WARRIEC7/ | TIME HER TROUBLE LOOKEP SERIOUS.' THE COUNT N O W , . .
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