National Holidays introduced by

President Wishy-Washy
National We Love Children Day,

National We shouldnt kill old people Day,

National Nuclear War would be Bad Day,

National Unborn Life Day (Abortion),

National Gay Rights Day (Marriage Equality),

National Self-Defense Day (Right to Bear Arms),

National Yay for Coal Day (Use of Fossil Fuels),

National Green Energy Day (Use of Green Energy),

National Day for the Advancement of US Military Interests (Defense Spending),

National Redistribution Day (Taxation and Welfare),

National Day for recreational use of Marijuana,

National Prison Reform Day, and

National Drug Sentencing Reform Day.