What's with this Steve Harvey guy?

He's hosted 1000 episodes of Family Feud, and

999 of those episodes have five white people competing against five black peopl
e. And the black people stand on one side of the TV set, while the white people
stand all the way on the other side. I don't think that's what Martin Luther Kin
g had in mind. Dr. King talked about white and black people sitting together at
the table of brotherhood. Dr. King did not say, "I have a dream that every day,
you'll be able to turn on channel five at 3:30, and see Steve Harvey hosting a c
ompetition where it's the whites versus the blacks for $20,000. My dream is for
that, and for Steve Harvey to overreact to everything the contestants do."
You know what's interesting about game show hosts? They never have a first name
with more than two syllables. They're always something like Steve, Skip, Stu, Pa
t, or Chuck. The longest name among them is Alex. Two syllables. That's the limi
t. Anything more won't sound right. Imagine you're watching Jeopardy, and some c
ontestant addresses a host who has a four syllable name. As in, "I'll take Tuna
Fish History for 1600, Moctezuma." Yeah. If your name is Moctezuma, that doesn't
sound very game show hosty. The name Moctezuma is a better fit for an Apple Sto
re genius, or the head of the Incan Empire.
By the way, what's with this Alex Trebeck guy? He's crazy. Any time a contestant
gets something wrong, Alex really starts acting condescending towards that pers
on. He says, "Let me tell you something, Ken. The French King who invented Frenc
h fries was not Louis the Eleventh, you moron. He was Charles the Seventh. You g
ot the name and number wrong. Everyone knows that Louis the Eleventh invented Fr
ench *toast*--not French fries."