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ACT ONE
ICONIC SHOTS of an American SMALL TOWN. Beginning with: A Welcome
to Riverdale sign. Its faded motto: The Town with Pep!
A Male Teenagers VOICE-OVER narrates:
UNSEEN MALE TEEN (V.O.)
There is an idea of Riverdale...
WE SEE: Nondescript SUBURBAN STREETS, anonymous, mysterious.
UNSEEN MALE TEEN (V.O.)
...of what kind of town it is, what sort
of families live there...
WE SEE: Riverdales MAIN DRAG. Store-fronts, local businesses.
People, different ages, sizes, races, walking...
UNSEEN MALE TEEN (V.O.)
...a notion that it exists unchanged and
unchanging, as if frozen in a time-capsule...
WE CYCLE THROUGH IMAGES OF: City Hall, Pickins Park, the Bijou
Movie Theatre, the Fire Station, the 24-hour Diner, POPS...
UNSEEN MALE TEEN (V.O.)
...that it must be exactly how it presents
itself to the outside world. Safe. Decent.
Innocent. So that if you were looking at it
from the window of a train, rushing by, you
might wish you lived there...
WE SEE: A DERELICT BUILDING, with boarded-up windows, brick walls
covered in graffiti; a couple of skinny, possibly methed-out KIDS
stumbling into the buildings dark DOORWAY...
UNSEEN MALE TEEN (V.O.)
...but thats only one aspect of it, and
only on the surface...
IMAGES OF: The High School, the Police Station, the Comic Book
Shop, the Train Station, the Liquor Store...
UNSEEN MALE TEEN (V.O.)
...the truth is, if you really want to
understand Riverdale, and what kind of
place it is, I have to tell you about its
shadows, the town beneath the town...
DILTON
...Cheryl? Are you okay?
Numb, in shock, she turns to him. Her face is streaked with tears.
CHERYL
...Ja...Jason...
Then, one of the SCOUTS, pointing out at the river, yells --
BOY SCOUT
-- look! Out on the water!
The ROWBOATs upside-down, banging lazily against those rocks, in
the middle of the river...
HERMIONE
The same architect did this one, the
Pembrooke. The apartments small, a pied-
-terre, but --
HERMIONE/VERONICA
-- quality, always --
HERMIONE
-- and, it was the only piece of property
in my name, not your fathers, so the
courts couldnt take it from us.
Hermione grips Veronicas hand.
HERMIONE (CONTD)
Youll make a go of it here, wont you?
The people in Riverdale, theyre kind and
forgiving in a way they just arent in
New York.
VERONICA
...Ill try, Mom. I promise.
The buildings FRONT DOOR opens. The Pembrookes doorman,
SMITHERS, in a uniform, comes out, waves, approaches --
SMITHERS
Ms. Hermione! Welcome home, Maam. How
was the ride?
HERMIONE
No traffic, thank God.
(then)
Smithers, youve never met my daughter
Veronica, have you?
SMITHERS
Never. Its a pleasure, Miss.
VERONICA
Hi...
SMITHERS
Ill get your bags.
(as he does that)
And would you like some menus, Maam, so
you can order in?
HERMIONE
Oh, no, Ive had a craving for one of Pop
Tates cheeseburgers since the Tappan Zee
Bridge -- his diners still open, I pray?
VERONICA
(the horror, the horror)
-- diner?
6.
KEVIN
Because -- Archies swell, but like most
Millennial straight guys, he needs to be
told what he wants. So tell him, finally.
BETTY KEVIN
Well see. It depends on -- -- oh, my God!
BETTY
What?
Kevin is looking out Bettys window, towards THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR,
into the BEDROOM opposite hers. ARCHIE ANDREWS (16, red hair,
finally on the right side of puberty), is also getting dressed.
In jeans, slipping on and buttoning up a shirt --
KEVIN
Rojo-hel-lo! Archie got hot! He -- he has
abs now! I count six, maybe eight --
Betty looks; her heart sinks --
BETTY KEVIN
-- oh, no. No, no, this is good, abs are a
game-changer --
BETTY
-- yeah, but now...everyones gonna see
what Ive been seeing my entire life.
KEVIN
All the more reason for you to take that
ginger bull by the horns tonight.
Archie's walking out of his room, sending a text, turning off the
light. Betty gets the text -- meet out front? -- picks a shirt,
starts to put it on; Kevin doesnt approve --
KEVIN (CONTD)
God, no, the other one --
ARCHIE
You look -- tan. And awesome.
BETTY
(smiles, shy but pleased)
Thanks. You, too. You look -- different.
Not just buff, but, like --
8.
INT. BARNES & NOBLE - THE GROVE (IN LA) - DAY (FLASHBACK)
Slow-motion: JUDY BLUME at a table, signing books for a massive
CROWD. Betty stands behind Judy, with a clip board, beaming...
BETTY (V.O.)
-- at the end of the night, she said to me,
Enjoy this time, Betty, and remember...
ARCHIE (CONT'D)
My Mom and Dad gave me that guitar for my
birthday and I made us all play Rock
Band?
(Betty nods, does she ever)
-- anyway, to pass the time at work, I
started composing these...poems, in my
head. Then, at night, Id get home, and
Id write them down. And -- try to fix
them. Revise them.
BETTY
The Robert Frost of Rockland County...
ARCHIE
It took me half the summer to realize they
werent poems, they were song lyrics. And
the other half to realize...uhm...
BETTY
What, Archie?
ARCHIE
(almost ashamed to admit it)
...I dont want to pour concrete for the
rest of my life, Betty. Or whatever my
dads, like, grooming me to do. Manage
the guys who pour the concrete. I wanna
be... (I cant even say it, it sounds so
stupid...)
BETTY
You wanna be the guy...who writes songs...
about the guys who pour the concrete?
Archies looking away -- at Jughead, in his booth, at the other
end of the diner. A quick wave -- Jughead waves back -- then,
Archie turns back to Betty for some truth-telling --
ARCHIE
Youre lucky you were away this summer,
Betty, it was -- messed-up. It messed me
up. The stuff with the Blossoms, it was --
hardcore.
BETTY
Thats what my mom and dad said.
(then)
What was it like?
ARCHIE
...surreal. For three days, everyone in
town met by the river, waiting for Jason
to...surface. And every day he didnt,
less and less people would show up.
(darkly)
Im never going back to Sweetwater River.
That place is cursed.
10.
BETTY
My parents wanted to write a story about
it, for The Register -- they tried to --
but the Blossoms killed it. Threatened to
sue, to shut the paper down for good.
ARCHIE
Darkest. Summer. Ever. The only good
thing was -- writing songs? Made me feel
like Id finally broken through to
something...real. About my life and what
I should be trying to do with it.
Starting this year -- tomorrow.
BETTY
What about football?
ARCHIE
Ill try-out, at least.
BETTY
Have you told your dad?
ARCHIE
That Im deviating from his grand plan? For
music? No. Until Ive got it more figured
out, youre the only person Im telling.
BETTY
(that sinks in)
...can I hear them? Your songs?
ARCHIE
Definitely. Im finishing some demos
tonight.
BETTY
Great. Oh -- and also?
(here she goes:)
...Ive been thinking about us, Archie, and
our friendship, and how its time we --
-- suddenly, the BELL above Pops front door jingles. And in comes
Veronica, wearing a fetching cloak (like Kim Basinger in L.A.
Confidential). She approaches the diners owner, POP TATE, behind
the counter.
VERONICA
Hi, I called in an order? For Lodge?
POP TATE
(heavy Greek accent)
Two burgers, yah, almost ready, but you
must to wait.
11.
Veronica looks around while she waits -- theres some weird dude
typing away (Jughead), nope -- but then her eyes land on Archie,
whos staring at her, which Betty clocks. Its like when Claire
Daines and Leonardo DiCaprio see each other through the fish-tank
in Romeo and Juliet. Veronica walks over to them...
VERONICA
Hi. How are the onion rings here?
BETTY ARCHIE
Uhmmm... Addictive, theyre so good.
VERONICA (CONTD)
(over her shoulder, to Pop)
Can we get some onion rings, too, please?
(back to Archie and Betty)
Thanks. My mom and I just moved here, so...
ARCHIE
From where?
VERONICA
New York. Do you guys go to Riverdale?
BETTY
We do. Both of us. Together.
ARCHIE
(cant take his eyes off her)
Were sophomores.
VERONICA
Me, too. Im filled with dread.
ARCHIE
How come?
VERONICA
...are you familiar with Truman Capotes
oeuvre? Im Breakfast at Tiffanys, but
this town is strictly In Cold Blood. No
offense.
(they have no idea what shes
saying; then, a hand -- )
-- Veronica Lodge.
ARCHIE
(taking it)
Archie Andrews. This is Betty Cooper.
VERONICA
Wait, are you -- ?
BETTY
-- supposed to give you a tour tomorrow?
Yes, Im your peer mentor.
12.
VERONICA
(not fun)
Fun.
ARCHIE
Do you want to join us? And maybe we can
un-fill you with dread?
Betty shoots daggers at Archie. Veronica smiles, demurs.
VERONICA
My moms waiting for me. But...maybe Ill
see you tomorrow?
PRE-LAP: The sound of SOMEONE CRYING...
ALICE (CONT'D)
Betty. This coming year -- sophomore year?
Its critical for colleges. Grades are
important, extra-curriculars are important
-- athletics, important -- maintaining a
decent character? Hugely important,
colleges do look at that.
BETTY
You say that every year.
ALICE
Youve accomplished so much, Betty, I dont
want anything jeopardizing that. Think
about your poor sister. Polly was such a
shining star till she let herself be ruined
by that Blossom boy -- and now, where is
she? Shes turned her room into a cave --
she never comes out --
BETTY
-- Im not Polly, Mom.
ALICE
No, but its so easy to slip, Betty. You
missed curfew last night.
BETTY
By seven minutes. And I was with Archie.
Who has red hair, yes, but he is nothing
like Jason Blossom.
ALICE
Oh, sweetie. Theyre all like Jason.
(she strokes her daughters hair)
I love you so much, Betty...
(taking Betty's hands in hers)
I just need you to be as smart as I know
you are. And stay. Focused.
With that, Alice stands, goes. We linger on Betty. Alice has left
something in her hands. Reveal: A PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE of ADDERALL
with Bettys name on it. The message is clear: Betty. Must. Stay.
Focused.
VERONICA
...I stand by my father. Does everyone
here know?
(theyre silent; to Betty)
Do you know?
BETTY
(nods)
But, unlike some, I wasnt going to bring
it up unless you did.
KEVIN
Oh, shit, sorry --
VERONICA
(to Betty)
I appreciate your discretion.
They continue on their way -- and with the tour...
VALERIE
His names Archie Andrews. He was in our
Pre-Cal class last year.
(she smiles, making intros)
-- Im Valerie Brown, by the way. This is
Melody Jones.
Valeries obviously crushing on Archie...
ARCHIE
-- Archie, hey -- hi.
(back to Josie)
So, my songs. I was hoping you would maybe
consider recording one or two for your --
JOSIE
Let me stop you right there -- Archie,
was it? Youre staring at our pussycat
ears, which is rude, but let me break it
-- and them -- down for you. The
Pussycats are building a brand, were
telling a story. Last year, we won
Rockland Countys Battle-of-the-Bands --
ARCHIE
-- I know, I was there, you were --
JOSIE
-- yes, we were. This year, wed like to
build on that success. Continue telling
our story. With songs we write.
ARCHIE
I hear that, I just --
(cards on table)
Youre doing what I want to be doing. If
I can get a song -- even one song of mine
-- out there, for people to --
JOSIE
-- uh, you can. YouTube.
ARCHIE
If I record one of my songs and post it
on YouTube, its like, Who cares? --
(Josie gestures, Agreed)
-- but, if the Pussycats sing and post
one of my songs on their YouTube channel,
with their two-hundred-thousand-plus
subscribers, that would actually mean
something.
JOSIE
I wont argue the point, but look at us.
Were a girl-group -- of color --
19.
ARCHIE
-- lots of divas -- of color -- perform
songs written by -- Caucasian dudes --
Beyonc, Christina, Nikki -- maybe if you
tried one, even to hear how it sounds --
JOSIE
Read my glossed lips, Justin Gingerlake:
Not. Gonna. Happen.
VERONICA (CONTD)
In that case, mind putting in a word? Im
in dire need of a boy-toy to distract me
till the spring collections are released,
and Ive tried every flavor but orange --
KEVIN
-- actually, to clarify: Betty and Archie
arent dating, but were hoping they soon
will be. Theyre endgame, but as with all
epic romances, there are issues. Self-
esteem. Confidence. Were working on
them.
They pass a POSTER on the wall, for the Back-to-School dance.
VERONICA
Will you ask him to the dance?
KEVIN
She should, but I heard it might be
getting canceled. Because of Jason.
Theyre gonna tell us at Assembly...
20.
CHERYL (CONTD)
It doesnt matter. The point is: Each and
every one of you, whether you knew it or
not, meant the world to Jason...
Kevin glances a HOT NEW STUDENT, who glances him back.
CHERYL (CONTD)
I loved my twin brother -- in many ways,
he was and always will be my soul-mate --
which is why I can say with confidence
that Jason wouldnt want you -- us -- to
spend the year mourning. He would want
you -- us -- to move on with our lives.
Veronica tries to glance Archie, but its a no-go.
CHERYL (CONTD)
To the end, I've asked Principal Weather-
bee that we not cancel the Back-to-School
dance. But rather, that we use it as a
way for us to heal, collectively, and to
celebrate my brother's too, too short
life, thank you all.
Archie finally locks eyes with Ms. Grundy. Now that were focused
on her, even though shes wearing glasses, we see -- its the
same woman who offered him a ride in the VW bug -- a revelation
that PUSHES US into --
ACT TWO
FRED
-- yes, but I have clients, and Im
looking to expand, and this is -- well,
its not much, but its my legacy. What
Im building for Archie. I cant very
well have Hermione Lodge, wife to Hiram
Lodge, on trial for fraud and
embezzlement, balancing my books.
24.
HERMIONE
(a beat; it stings)
...no, I dont suppose you can.
(then, tightly)
What on Earth was I thinking? Oh, yes,
that Riverdale would somehow be more
accepting and less cruel than the savages
of the Upper East Side. My mistake.
VERONICA
(genuinely impressed)
-- is that your thing? Music? Are you
doing something with that?
ARCHIE
Well, I already struck out with the
Pussycats --
VERONICA
The who?
BETTY
Josie and the Pussycats. Theyre this semi-
famous band that goes to school here --
Betty gestures to where the Pussycats are sitting. Wearing, as
always, their cat ears.
VERONICA
Hmm. A bit early for Comic-Con, isnt it?
BETTY
Archies trying to set-up an independent
study --
(turning to Archie)
-- with Ms. Grundy, right?
ARCHIE
Thats the plan, well see.
(changing the subject)
Hows your first day been?
VERONICA
We-ell, not to be a complete narcissist,
but I thought people would be more...
BETTY
Obsessed with you? Are you disappointed?
VERONICA
Relieved, actually.
BETTY
Any other year, youd be trending at
Number One, for sure. This year, though,
its all about Cheryl Blossom...
They look across the way, at Cheryl, who is walking towards them.
Which, for some reason, prompts Archie to --
ARCHIE
-- I, I should go. I, uh. Have that meeting
with Grundy, then football try-outs.
VERONICA
You play football, too? #Renaissanceteen.
26.
CHERYL (CONT'D)
(she stands; to Veronica:)
Follow me on Twitter and Ill do the same
-- cherrybombshells my handle.
And as quickly as she appeared, Cheryl vanishes, off to terrorize
God-knows-who next. Veronica turns back to Betty:
VERONICA
Go ahead and hate on cheerleading, but if
Hipster Prince Harry is playing football --
BETTY
-- Id love to be a cheerleader, is the truth --
(off Veronicas surprise)
-- it would round-out my college applications --
but I tried out last year, and Cheryl said I
was too fat. She said I was -- Season Five
Betty Draper.
VERONICA
Were you? Youre a total smoke show now.
(makes a decision)
If you want to be a River Vixen, well
try out, together --
(Bettys uncertain)
...come on, whats the worst that could
happen?
ARCHIE (CONT'D)
I have no clue how to write the music --
the actual notes -- down. And you only
heard a couple, but all my songs sound
basically the same.
MS. GRUNDY
You need to learn Composition, Variation.
ARCHIE
Everything. Including, maybe, some
different instruments. Billie Joe
Armstrong? From Green Day? Plays the
guitar, the drums, the piano, the
mandolin, the saxophone, the harmonica --
MS. GRUNDY
Tomoko was a senior, and shed been
studying violin all her life --
ARCHIE
-- which is why I need your help even
more. Look, theres no one else I can
take lessons from -- believe me, Ive
looked -- even if there were, I couldnt
afford them -- its you or nobody.
MS. GRUNDY
I dont...think that would be a good
idea, Archie. I dont think...we should
be alone -- I mean, do you?
(Archie churns, silent)
If this is about you wanting us to re-
start something that never shouldve
started in the first (place) --
ARCHIE
-- its not, it is about music, but its
also... Please, Ms. Grundy -- I need to
be able to talk about what happened with
someone.
MS. GRUNDY
(carefully)
We have -- we did -- all summer long.
ARCHIE MS. GRUNDY
Yeah, but what we heard -- (definitively)
-- we heard fireworks, Archie,
it was the Fourth of July --
29.
ARCHIE
-- whos lighting fireworks at six in the
morning?
(then)
We heard...what we heard, and then Cheryl
screaming, and we -- didnt do anything --
and afterwards, we didnt say anything --
MS. GRUNDY
How would we have explained that we were
at Sweetwater River at six in the morning
on July Fourth?
(Archie has no answer)
And youre right, we didnt say anything,
so now we have to live with that choice --
both of us -- do you understand?
(Archies not making eye-contact)
Archie, look at me --
(he does)
-- do you understand?
(Archie nods)
And you should pursue your music -- you
have talent -- but not with me.
BETTY
-- train.
They hear a TRAIN WHISTLE. One is coming up, behind them, along
the TRAIN TRACKS running through the field. Betty, with purpose,
strides towards the tracks --
VERONICA BETTY
What? Betty? What are you -- ? (still moving)
Its okay, Its just a freight
train --
VERONICA
(scared)
What the hell does that mean?
Veronica starts after Betty. It looks like Bettys going to step
onto the tracks, in front of the oncoming train --
VERONICA (CONTD)
(panic rising)
Betty -- Oh, my God, BETTY --
-- Betty stops, scant inches from the tracks. Lifts up her arms,
so that they (and she) are parallel to the tracks, as the TRAIN
whooshes past her, so close Betty could reach out and touch it --
-- Betty screams at the top of her lungs; the sound blends in with
the trains SHRIEK. Its terrifying...a rush...and then...its
over...the trains speeding away... And Veronicas left gaping at
Betty, who turns back to her, breathless...
BETTY
(deep breaths)
Helps. With. The. Stress.
(then)
Get me on the cheerleading squad, and
Ill tell you everything.
VERONICA
Uh, no --
CHERYL
Is it because youre ashamed, Betty?
BETTY
No, I wasnt sure if I could trust her.
Veronica looks at Betty. Harsh, but she gets it.
CHERYL
Ah, but we River Vixens must be able to
trust each other with our deepest,
darkest secrets. So go ahead, Betty, tell
Veronica about your sister and my
brother.
BETTY
Polly and Jason -- dated.
CHERYL
I wouldnt say dated.
BETTY
They -- whatevered. Freshman year, when I
was in seventh-grade. It didnt end well.
CHERYL
In fact, Jasons probably why your sister
had a nervous breakdown, isnt it?
BETTY
Thats -- what my parents think.
Cheryl looks at Nancy, at Ginger, then back to our girls.
CHERYL
Well, is there anything you want to say
about that, Betty? Go ahead, the floor is
yours. Im giving you a free pass. To say
whatevers on your mind. Whatever youve
been dying to spew about Jason and how he
treated Polly, unleash it. Destroy me.
Without fear of reprisal. I just want to
hear you say it... I know youve thought
about it. Stayed awake all night long,
imagining how youd rip me a new asshole...
Well, the moment is here. Its now. And I
swear to you, on my brothers grave, it
wont have any bearing on my decision to --
BETTY CHERYL
(giving in) (satisfaction)
-- I just. -- finally. Yes?
33.
BETTY
...I...I just want to say...Im sorry
about what happened to Jason. I...I
cant even imagine what you and your
family must be going through.
Needless to say, thats not what Cheryl was hoping for. Sigh.
CHERYL
...right. Veronica, welcome to the River
Vixens. Come to a kiki Im hosting after
the dance. Betty, better luck next time.
VERONICA
-- what? Wait, why? Because you couldnt
bully Betty into being a bitch?
CHERYL
I need girls with fire on my squad.
Betty starts to leave the stage, Veronica grabs her arm --
VERONICA
(chillingly matter-of-fact)
Oh, I know what you need, Cheryl, because
I know who you are. Youre Riverdales Red
Queen -- or, should I say, Red Widow,
since you lost your soulmate?
(then)
Either way, youd rather people fear than
like you. You traffic in terror and
intimidation. Youre rich, so youve never
been held accountable, but Im living
proof: That certainty -- that entitlement --
you wear on your head like a crown? It
wont last. You might have another year,
another two years, another ten years, but
eventually, there will be a reckoning...
(beat)
Or maybe...that reckoning is now. And
maybe, that reckoning...is me. If you know
who I am, then you also know: I have
nothing to lose. And that I, too,
understand a little something about fear
and intimidation. To that end...
(beat)
Betty and I come as a matching set. You
want one, you take us both. If that doesnt
work for you, she and I will start a
Booster Club, open to guys and girls, which
people would join, and which would eclipse
your River Vixens by...lacrosse season, Im
thinking... You wanted fire? Sorry,
Cherrybombshell, my specialtys ice.
And with that, a gauntlet's been thrown. OFF CHERYL, mulling...
END OF ACT TWO
34.
ACT THREE
BETTY
...why did you defend me?
(off Veronicas look)
I know the circles you ran with in New
York, and -- theyre not me. So why are
you doing this, why are being -- nice?
A beat -- as Veronica turns to Betty, gets real...
VERONICA
...when my dad got arrested? It was the
worst thing ever. All these...trolls
started writing these horrible things
about us. Wed get letters and e-mails,
saying my dad was a thief, my mom was a
clueless socialite, that I was this
spoiled rich-bitch ice-princess,
and...what hurt most about it was...
(is she going there?)
The things the trolls were writing...were
true. I was like Cheryl -- worse than
Cheryl -- not a person I particularly
enjoyed spending time with, to be
honest...
(eyes wet, getting emotional)
So, after everything that happened with
my dad, when my mom said we were moving
to Riverdale, I made a pact with myself:
To use this as a chance to become --
maybe, hopefully -- a better version of
myself...
This unexpected admission prompts Betty to lower her own guard...
BETTY
...when Polly got together with Jason, it
meant everything to her and nothing to
him, and, and things got super-intense and
toxic -- I dont know the details, no one
will tell me -- but what came after... How
Mom treated Polly after what happened with
Jason was so much worse... She turned on
Polly. Said Polly wasnt her daughter,
said all these horrible things to her...
(then)
Jason hurt Polly, but its my mom who
broke her...
(then)
-- now, I guess, Im under some pressure
from my parents not to turn out the way
Polly did...
VERONICA
Some pressure? Youre like Katniss
Everdeen before a reaping.
36.
CHERYL (O.C.)
Oh, good, the Sweet Valley High twins are
still here.
They turn to Cheryl, flanked by Nancy and Ginger --
CHERYL (CONTD)
I have something...for both of you.
VERONICA (CONTD)
-- Betty has something she wants to ask
you. About the Back-to-School dance. Go
on, Betty, ask.
BETTY
...I was wondering if you maybe wanted to
come with us -- both of us.
ARCHIE VERONICA
Huh? What?
BETTY (CONTD)
-- I asked Veronica to go with me to the
dance, as friends, but maybe it would be
fun if all three of us went together? As
friends?
ARCHIE
I, uh...the thing is, Im not really in
the mood for (a dance) --
37.
BETTY
Oh, thats (okay) --
VERONICA
(jumping in)
-- totally unacceptable, we need an
escort. So take a break from being
Riverdale Highs resident tortured
musical genius and spend a blissful
evening with not one, but two newly-
minted River Vixens --
(giving him no choice)
Resistance is futile, Tiger, well text you
T & P, Time and Place.
ARCHIE
(helpless)
...oh-kay, then. ...cool. ...thanks,
Betty. Thanks, Veronica.
Archie continues on his way. Veronica turns to Betty, WTF?
BETTY
Its your first dance at Riverdale, you
should have someone to go with.
VERONICA
...fine, but just as your handmaiden. As
soon as we get there, Ill peel off so you
can be alone with Archie to ask him how he
feels about you -- and then youll know,
and youll be much happier -- deal?
Betty nods -- a beat -- could this girl actually be a friend?
FRED
(processing)
And that means you cant play football?
Or work with me?
ARCHIE
It means -- I have to figure it out. If
Im gonna get serious about music. Which
I want -- which Im going -- to do.
FRED
When did you decide this?
ARCHIE
Its sort of been an ongoing process --
FRED
-- because it used to be, we talked about
things like this. Big decisions, life
decisions.
(then, imploring:)
Your best shot at going to college is
getting a football scholarship to a state
school.
ARCHIE
Not the places Id go for music.
FRED
Archie... Right now, you wanna study
music -- thats great, Im all for it --
when I was in high school, I was in a
band -- but what happens in six months,
when you move on to something else?
ARCHIE
Im not going to, Dad.
(famous last words:)
And Im not talking about a band.
FRED
Football takes you to college, college
takes you to business school, business
school (takes) --
ARCHIE
-- takes me back to work for you, here in
Riverdale.
FRED
With me, not for me. And eventually for
yourself, the company would be yours.
ARCHIE
No disrespect, Dad, but I dont want it.
40.
FRED
Three months ago, you did -- at least you
said you did. What changed?
ARCHIE
Me. Everything. This summer --
But Archie stops himself from saying too much.
FRED
What? Talk to me.
ARCHIE
This summer, I...
Archie cant. What would he say to his dad?
FRED
What, Archie? Tell me. If somethings
wrong, I can help --
ARCHIE
You cant, Dad -- You actually cant, not
this time...
A beat. Fred nods, resigned.
FRED
...thats it, then. We dont talk to each
other anymore. We keep secrets -- okay.
ARCHIE
Dad --
FRED
I would never force you to play football --
I dont care if you play football. And
you dont have to work with me or for me,
ever again. But some advice, man-to-man?
The choices youre making now -- theyre
the most important of your life, Son. So --
good luck to you. Let me know what you
decide.
Fred turns from Archie, and goes back into the house; nothing
resolved between father and son...
ALICE POLLY
-- what. Is. That? -- are you on crack?! Youre
joining the River Vixens?
ALICE
No, she is not -- Thats how it started
with your sister-- I dont need another
Polly, Betty, one trainwrecks enough --
POLLY
-- Im the trainwreck? Mom, open your
medicine cabinet -- the only person in
Riverdale more medicated than me is you --
ALICE
(to Betty)
Take that off --
POLLY
(to Betty)
If youre trying to prove something --
BETTY
-- Im not, Polly -- Believe it or not, not
everything is about you -- either of you --
(terrified, but enough)
-- I do everything for everyone -- everything
to be perfect -- the Perfect Daughter, the
Perfect Student, the Perfect Sister -- cant
I do this one thing for me? And no, not one
thing -- Im also going to the dance with
Archie -- and, and Veronica Lodge --
ALICE POLLY
Hermione Lodges daughter? Good luck with that --
BETTY (CONTD)
Shes actually really nice and trying to
be a good person --
ALICE
Oh, you think so? You think shes your
friend? You think Cheryl will be? Well,
let me tell you, girls like Cheryl and
Veronica Lodge, they dont like (girls
like you) --
BETTY
-- I dont want to hear it, its
happening, Im going --
-- Bettys up the stairs, into her room, and -- SLAM!!
ACT FOUR
ARCHIE
-- no, we have a secret, Geraldine.
Multiple secrets, actually. And maybe we
couldve done something to help Jason
that morning, or maybe we couldnt have --
MS. GRUNDY
-- we will never know.
ARCHIE
Yeah, and like you said, we have to live
with that. Our secrets. And I wont tell
anyone, anything -- but, you need to help
me. Im not the Pussycats, Im not Tomoko
Yoshida, Im not my Dad, but I could be --
I will be -- someone.
(then)
Maybe its a colossal mistake, but this
summer, the only thing that kept me sane
was writing those songs. So -- heres my
not-so-indecent proposal. I want to do an
Independent Study with you, as many
mornings a week as you can spare, and I
swear: Thats all it will be. And I wont
tell anyone about July Fourth, ever --
deal?
Fuck, is Archie blackmailing Ms. Grundy? Is that the kind of show
were doing?
MS. GRUNDY
...Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, 7:30
AM, before First Period, I, Ill set it
up. And see about getting you credit.
At which point, a HUSH falls across the gym. Archie and Ms. Grundy
turn towards it; Veronica, at the PUNCH TABLE, turns to it; Betty,
Devin, and Kevin turn to it; the whole world, it seems, turns to --
-- CHERYL BLOSSOM, flanked by her ladies-in-waiting, Nancy and
Ginger, making a GRAND entrance. Unlike the other kids, Cheryls
wearing an OUTRAGEOUSLY over-the-top CRIMSON GOWN. Gasp-inducing.
44.
ALICE (CONTD)
...I went away, too, Hermione. For
college. Hal and I both did. And then
we came back. To raise our daughters
here -- build a life here. Not just
because of The Register, but because
we believe in Riverdale. We believe --
I believe -- its the kind of town that
forgives. That gives second chances.
HERMIONE
Im not quite feeling that yet...
ALICE
Let me prove it to you. Let me try to
help you find a job. We get listings at
The Register before anyone else. What
you and your daughter are doing -- moving
here on your own, starting over -- I have
nothing but admiration for that.
HERMIONE
I...
(helpless to say anything but:)
Thank you, Alice.
CHERYL (PRE-LAP)
First, Id like to thank everyone for the
support theyve shown me since school
started...
CHERYL (CONTD)
To know this evenings main entertainment
is to be obsessed with them. Although
they usually perform their own material,
tonight theyre covering one of my
brothers favorite songs. I give you --
(gestures to them)
-- Josie and the Pussycats.
Cheryl cedes the stage to Josie, Melody, and Valerie. Without a
word of introduction, they start to perform an acoustic version of
Tears for Fears' Mad World. It's haunting, beautiful...
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS
All around me are familiar faces/Worn
out places, worn out faces...
Kids -- couples -- drift onto the dance floor. Veronica, off to
the side, looks on, at Archie and Betty slow-dancing...
BETTY
...does working with Ms. Grundy mean no
Varsity football?
ARCHIE
(shaking his head)
Ill study with Ms. Grundy before school,
football practice after-school, working
at my Dads on weekends, itll be nuts --
BETTY
-- so long as you dont give up your
passion...
Veronicas gesturing to Betty from the side-lines, Do it.
BETTY (CONTD)
Uhm. Now that Im a River Vixen and youre
gonna be on Varsity Football, I have this
fantasy of us being a power-couple, Archie,
the Kim and Kanye of Riverdale High...
ARCHIE BETTY
Betty... ...is that so impossible to
imagine?
ARCHIE
Its the Fourth, everyones sleeping in.
Ms. Grundy gently traces a finger along Archies cheek...
MS. GRUNDY
...in that case, happy fourth of July,
Archie.
ARCHIE
(he smiles)
Happy fourth of --
-- the unmistakable sound of a LOUD GUNSHOT, followed by a GIRLS
SCREAM (Cheryls), echoing from across the river, interrupts them;
they sit up, their reverie shattered --
ACT FIVE
CHERYL
Good. Now that were all where we belong,
lets start. I assume everyone knows what
a Rainbow Party is?
REGGIE
(drunk, to Archie)
-- bro. Bro, I love you, youre my
hermano, I forgive you...
VERONICA
A) Rainbow parties are urban legends. And
B) Youre a psycho if you think thats
happening, Cheryl. Come on, Betty, were
(leaving) --
CHERYL
-- oh, relax, Prude. If I wanted to host
a Rainbow Party, I wouldve invited a
different crowd.
(takes out her iPhone)
Were going old-school tonight. Seven
Minutes in Heaven.
VERONICA
I dont see any bottles.
As Cheryl sets a small table in the middle of the room --
CHERYL
-- not that old-school. I have an app
that pairs paramours up, then times their
trysts in the Closet of Love. The big
question is: Who wants to go first? My
vote is A for Archie. Anyone care to
second it?
ARCHIE REGGIE
Uh, actually -- (raising his hand)
Yes -- Andrews -- YES --
CHERYL (CONTD)
All right, gather round, Kids, let's see
who's riding the Ginger Stallion tonight.
Cheryl sets her iPhone down on the table, surrounded by the kids.
A VIRTUAL ROULETTE WHEEL on the phones screen spins...slows
down...stops on Betty -- Cheryl gently bumps the table -- the
wheel makes one more revolution, finally lands on...Veronica.
CHERYL (CONTD)
The new girl. This should be fun.
ARCHIE REGGIE
Hang on -- Yes -- Stud -- Bulldogs --
51.
VERONICA
Im not doing this.
CHERYL
Thats up to you. But if you dont, House
Rules decree the Host gets to take your
turn.
(then)
You know, you don't have to do anything X-
rated in the closet, you can just -- ask
each other deep, probing questions.
(turns to:)
-- you wouldn't object to that, Betty,
would you? Especially not if I told you
tonights only the first part of your
initiation as a River Vixen?
(off her look)
Oh, sweet, sweet Betty, did you really
think there wouldnt be a price to pay?
(Bettys silent)
I mean, its not like youre crushing on
Archie -- or, wait, are you? And I had no
idea?
(back to Archie/Veronica)
Seven minutes. Two Taylor Swift songs.
Betty looks stricken as Archie and Veronica head towards...
ARCHIE
Definitely. Weve been friends forever.
My turn.
VERONICA
I didnt ask my question yet. Is that all
it is? Just friends?
ARCHIE
Not just friends, best friends. My turn:
Did you have a boyfriend back in New York?
VERONICA
No. My turn: Could it ever possibly
become something more?
ARCHIE
Are you asking for Betty or for yourself?
Five minutes, forty-five seconds...
VERONICA
For Betty -- and you didnt answer my
question.
ARCHIE
I, uh. Know what youre trying to do -- get
us together -- but its not gonna happen...
Ive never felt -- whatever that thing Im
supposed to feel is -- with Betty.
VERONICA
Have you felt it, though? With anyone?
ARCHIE
-- yes -- this summer -- have you?
VERONICA
No -- maybe once.
(then, realizing)
Youre a little more dangerous than you
look, arent you? All Boy-Next-Door-ish?
ARCHIE
You have no idea... Or, maybe...you do.
VERONICA
Your turn. Ask me a question, Archie...
(putting it out there)
Ask me anything you want...
The air -- the space -- between them is THICK with sexual tension.
So Archie and Veronica start to kiss... Tentatively at first, then
more and more passionately...
END OF ACT FIVE
53.
ACT SIX
JUGHEAD
Novel.
ARCHIE
Cool. Still?
JUGHEAD
Takes awhile. Had a break-through this
summer. Finally landed on something to
write about...
(then)
Coach Kleats was in here. Varsity? That
makes you, what, Mr. Popular Football God
now?
ARCHIE
Uh, no, not so sure about that... In
fact, Im kind of terrified I lost my
best friend tonight...
JUGHEAD
Yeah, you do that a lot.
(then)
If you mean Betty, whatever happened,
just talk to her, man. That would go a
long way.
(then)
Wouldve gone a long way with me.
ARCHIE
I was actually thinking...
(putting it out there)
...I would maybe write her a song...to
explain, exactly, how much she means to
me...
Jugheads silent. Doesnt give a shit about Archies music story.
Archie looks out the window. The town, in darkness. Then:
ARCHIE (CONTD)
...did you know Jason Blossom, Jug?
(he shakes his head no)
Seventeen years old...and how will he be
remembered? As Captain of the Water Polo
Team? The Aquaholics?
JUGHEAD
Considering how he died, probably not.
ARCHIE
What I mean is, did he make this place --
this shitty town -- better?
JUGHEAD
The Jason Blossoms of the world rarely do.
56.
ARCHIE
-- Juggie, Im sorry, man. I never said
that to you, but -- Im so fucking sorry.
JUGHEAD
For which part of it?
ARCHIE
All of it -- everything. I was a real
dick.
JUGHEAD
Yeah, you were.
(then)
...what do you want me to say? What do
you even want, Archie?
ARCHIE
...I...dont want to die without us being
friends again.
Jughead considers this.
JUGHEAD
...I dont even know you, Archie. You
might as well be Jason Blossom to me.
Jughead takes a sip of coffee, thats all hes saying tonight...
(Yep, well be picking this story up in Episode Two...)
BETTY
...I'm not going to ask what you did with
Veronica at Cheryl's -- that was just a
stupid party game -- but Im asking you
now, right now, if you love me, Archie?
ARCHIE
Betty --
BETTY
-- or, even like me? Just -- please tell
me. Respect me, respect our friendship,
enough to be honest with me.
ARCHIE BETTY
I... Or do I need to say it for you?
ARCHIE
...I...I'm so sorry, Betty, of course I
love you, but...I can't give you the
answer you want...
Bettys eyes are wet with tears, but shes pushing through.
BETTY
...why -- why cant you?
ARCHIE
...so many reasons...but the main one is...
(shaking his head)
...youre so perfect, Betty, Id never be
good enough for you... Ive never been
good enough for you...
The two life-long friends look at each other -- hearts breaking --
a truth between them finally spoken aloud...
Kevin and Devin head towards the water, stripping their clothes
off, when -- all of a sudden -- Devin trips over a DARK MASS on
the rivers bank.
DEVIN KEVIN
Bloody hell -- You okay?