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Written by
Seth Worley
Aharon Rabinowitz
Postproduction Draft
December 1, 2014
seth@sethworley.com
FADE IN:
CURTAINS
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Can you tell me the difference
between Old and New?
The curtains -- actually window curtains -- OPEN to reveal:
DREW
NARRATOR (V.O.)
This man can.
He changes the curtains.
NARRATOR (V.O.)
His name is Drew.
BATHROOM
Drew brushes his teeth while typing on his phone.
NARRATOR
In fact, in the time I was telling
you that,
he got online and changed it to
Matt.
INT. KITCHEN
A series of shots of Matt turning around to drink his coffee,
wearing a different shirt each time.
2.
NARRATOR
Youd be hard-pressed to find a
shirt Matt had worn twice,
as buying and trying new things was
his vice.
GLASSES
NARRATOR
His glasses--
PHONE
NARRATOR
His phone--
MUSIC
NARRATOR
His music--
SHELF
A photo with friends his replaced with one with new friends.
NARRATOR
His friends--
LIVING ROOM
Hes watching one show on his iPad, pan up to reveal another
one playing on TV.
NARRATOR
His new favorite show before the
last one could end.
INT. MAILROOM
Matt opens a bill that unfolds all the way to the ground.
NARRATOR
The only old thing that he had was
his debt--
NARRATOR
From basically buying the whole
internet.
Hes browsing a CROWDFUNDING PAGE--
NARRATOR (CONTD)
Hed even buy things that barely
existed.
--for a cloning machine.
NARRATOR (CONTD)
--he thought to himself.
How confusing, this new thing, this
feeling he felt.
INT. APARTMENT
NARRATOR
So as an experiment he decided to
sample
other things old, like this song
for example--
John is listening on old headphones to an old record--
JOHN
GOOD GOD, THIS IS GOOD--
NARRATOR
--he exclaimed, listening--
JOHN
(pointing to turntable)
And this thing that its on is my
new favorite thing!
And look at these cars! These
gorgeous old cars!
CLONE
Try that old whiskey--
5.
JOHN
(trying it)
HOLY (BLEEP). THATS-- thats
really good.
MONTAGE
GLASSES.
NARRATOR
Old glasses!
TOYS.
NARRATOR (CONTD)
Old toys!
BOOK.
NARRATOR (CONTD)
Old books with old words!
FRAMED PICTURE OF JOHN WITH SOME FRIENDS
NARRATOR (CONTD)
Old friends!
FRAMED PICTURE OF JOHN WITH OLD PEOPLE
NARRATOR (CONTD)
And old friends!
PIGEON.
NARRATOR (CONTD)
And old taxidermied birds!
A GOAT.
6.
NARRATOR (CONTD)
--and goats.
A PHONE EDITING PHOTOS
NARRATOR (CONTD)
Pictures looked better when you
made them look worse!
John looks up from his phone--
JOHN
What else is old?
THE UNIVERSE.
NARRATOR
The whole universe.
A BARN
NARRATOR
Reclaimed wood--
A GARDEN
NARRATOR
Organically grown--
EXT. BARN
NARRATOR
If it belonged in a barn--
OLD DOOR
NARRATOR
With really old doors--
The door falls off.
7.
AN OLD PAINTCAN
The label reads: NOW WITH MORE LEAD.
NARRATOR
Really old paint--
INT. BATHROOM
Painful, painful shaving--
NARRATOR
He used really old razors--
CAPITOL HILL
He stands alone holding a picket sign that reads DONT LET
WOMEN VOTE.
NARRATOR
--held really old views--
FRONT YARD
He eats a nasty black banana--
NARRATOR
Ate really old bananas--
NARRATOR
--he conceded.
He was starting to feel lonely, and
insufficiently heated.
Hes wrapped in an old blanket, freezing.
NARRATOR (CONTD)
Chasing the new was an empty
pursuit,
But old-fashioned life yielded even
less fruit.
His chair collapses.
NARRATOR (CONTD)
It was there in that moment, his
life a disaster,
he was struck by a revelation, and
also some plaster.
A piece of the ceiling falls on his head.
DREAM SEQUENCE
NARRATOR
Some things are best old, and some
things new--
But remember why they mean what
they mean to you--
CU OF HIS FACE
JOHN
Remember why they mean what the
mean to you--
ART MUSEUM
Theyre standing in front of a painting of a bear--
NARRATOR
--not that bear--
that made him feel new!
And now he knew just what exactly
to do--
INT. WAREHOUSE
He runs to the right aisle--
NARRATOR
--was obviously--
Finds the aisle--
NARRATOR (CONTD)
--going to be--
We find it. Its:
NARRATOR (CONTD)
--a time machine.
INT. HAPPY HOUSE WITH OLD AND NEW THINGS - PRESENT DAY
He emerges from the portal--
JOHN
AAAGH MY SKIN--
NARRATOR
He arrived home to find everything
had been changed,
his trajectory successfully now
rearranged.
He runs to the walls--
JOHN
New looking photos! In old looking
frames!
He looks over at the couch, to a man in camo playing on his
phone--
JOHN (CONTD)
An actual hunter playing a hunting
game!
He looks everywhere--
NARRATOR
This home was a mix of things old
and things new.
But most importantly--
He hears something--
12.
NARRATOR (CONTD)
--he shared these things--
He turns to find CLAIRE--
NARRATOR (CONTD)
--with--
JOHN
--you.
They do love things that love people do.
NARRATOR
They shared this new house, filled
with old and new things--
JOHN
--and its winter!
Its snowing outside.
JOHN (CONTD)
(a beat)
--which is weird. Because when I
left it was spring--?