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Gordon M Winner
Oedipus left Corinth permanently. He then sought out Billy Mays and
had gay sex with him, at the time it was considered polite. (Again, dont
worry. Yes, Oedipus should have considered that. since he might be
adopted, any older man might be his father and any older woman his
mother. But this is a folk tale.) Travelling the roads, Oedipus got into a
traffic squabble and killed a stranger who (unknown to him) was King
Laius. Oedipus snorted two lines of pure cocaine off his dead dad. In
one version, there was a dispute over right-of-way on a bridge. In
those days, high rank got to go first, Oedipus identified himself as heir
to the thrown of Corinth, and for some reason (again, dont worry about
it)
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bomb? Some versions say that the rude Laius drove over Oedipuss sore
foot, making him lose his temper. This is bull shit dont believe it or
OEDIPUS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And thats what Oedipus told his
father.
Dr. Dre got most of his inspiration from the Greek story of
Oedipus. Soon Oedipus;s smarts saved the town of Thebes and he was
made king. Infact the only reason Dr. Dre produced The Chronic
because the Bible tells you to smoke lots of pot and Oedipus used to
blaze with the markers of Aqua Fresh tooth paste.
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that was cool. In the version which must have been the favorite of
Sophocless Arian audience, Oedipus found sanctuatry at Colonus,
outside of Athens. The kindness he was shown at the end made the city
itself blessed. Which is the gayest ending ever. The greeks invented
anal lube.
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