SAINT MONICA

Hey, yall. Welcome to my world So this is the part of the story, where, if it wasnt for me,
there wouldnt be no more parts to the fuckin story, okay? My name is MONICAbetter
known to you mere mortals as SAINT Monica. Yeah, dass right, SAINTas in better not dont
get up in my grill cuz Ill mess your shit up, cuz Im a Saint and I got mad saintly connects,
okay? You ever drove down Santa Monica Boulevard? You ever ate some sushis down the Santa
Monica Pier? Well dass my boulevard and my pier, and dass all I gotta say about thatword to
the wise, word is most definitely B-O-N-D bond Anyways (lemme catch my breaf). Anyways,
up in Heaven, a lotta peoples dont wanna hang with me cuz they say Im a Nag. Its true. And
you know what I say about that? I say: Fuck them bitches, cuzyou know whatI am a Nag,
and if I wasnt a Nag, I wouldnt never made it to be no Saint, and the church wouldnt a had no
Father of the Church named Saint Augustinecuz I birthed the mothahfuckah, raised him, and
when he started messin up, like, all the time and constantly, I nagged Gods ass to save him! I
nagged and nagged and nagged and nagged till God got so tired of my shit that he did save my
son, and my sonSaint Augustinehe stopped bangin whores and sippin on some wine and
he became learn-ed, so fuckin learn-ed that hes known as one of the Fathers of the Church,
and you could look that shit up! Go ahead, look it up right now, Ill wait! Dass right: Father
Up In This Mothahfuckah! Father of the Churchgot a plaque and everything! So if I hadnt
been a Nag, All a Yall niggas woulda been a bastard church, so, sip on dat, bitches! Anyways
(lemme catch my breaf), okay: As a result of my reputation of having Gods ear, a lotta
mothahfuckahs pray to meI have three full-time assistants just to sift through it all. Long story
short, I was axed to look into the case of Judas Iscariot by this Irish Gypsy lawyer bitch in
Purgatory named Cunningham. She wanted me to do some naggin to God on Judass behalf,
and, quite frankly, I was impressed by her nagging abilitiescuz that bitch nagged my ass day
and night for forty days But I dont nag for juss any anybody, and I definitely dont nag for no
mothahfuckah I dont know, so, I went down to check out Judas for my own self

SAINT MONICA cut

My name is MONICAbetter known to you mere mortals as SAINT Monica. Yeah, dass right,
SAINTas in better not dont get up in my grill cuz Ill mess your shit up, cuz Im a Saint and I
got mad saintly connects, okay? Up in Heaven, a lotta peoples dont wanna hang with me cuz
they say Im a Nag. Its true. And you know what I say about that? I say: Fuck them bitches,
cuzyou know whatI am a Nag, and if I wasnt a Nag, I wouldnt never made it to be no
Saint, and the church wouldnt a had no Father of the Church named Saint Augustinecuz I
birthed the mothahfuckah, raised him, and when he started messin up, like, all the time and
constantly, I nagged Gods ass to save him! I nagged and nagged and nagged and nagged till
God got so tired of my shit that he did save my son, and my sonSaint Augustinehe stopped
bangin whores and sippin on some wine and he became learn-ed, so fuckin learn-ed that hes
known as one of the Fathers of the Church, and you could look that shit up! Go ahead, look it
up right now, Ill wait! Dass right: Father Up In This Mothahfuckah! Father of the
Churchgot a plaque and everything! So if I hadnt been a Nag, All a Yall woulda been a
bastard church, so, sip on dat, bitches!