The Battle

The moon rose into the night, shining on houses below. People started to doze off into deep
sleeps. The one thing that they didnt know was that in a few hours, at 12:00 oclock there
would be a battle. Meanwhile at 11:00 oclock an evil villain called Mr. Snickenpoofv (with a
silent v at the end) was cooking up an evil plan in a cave in the woods, his sidekick, Barry
watching his master closely.
Barry, give me an idea! Mr. Snickenpoofv said sharply I still dont know who to kill, and
what do? You just stand there nibbling your nails! Barry wiped off some sweat and spit (the
spit coming from Snickenpoofvs mouth)
Er, sorry master. Im trying to think. Barry murmured, Barry was so fat that anyone could
be surprised if he could fit into the front seats of a car.
Barry, could you be use full for once in your live and bring me my fortune teller? And make
it snappy! Snickenpoofv yelled. Barry ran to a brown, worn out cupboard wrenched the top
draw open with fat, stubby fingers.
Whats this master? Barry asked, pulling out a white carved out stick, with a skull at
bottom of the stick.
Barry that is not it, but we will need that on the trip. Come over here and Ill explain to you
what it is. Snickenpoofv said. He beckoned Barry to the middle of the cave, Barry trudged
over to Snickenpoofv.
This, my friend, is the wand that will kill the enemy that we are seeking. Now go and get my
fortune teller! demanded Snickenpoofv, Barry looked scared but obeyed his master. Barry
came back with a small bowl of smooth water. Barry put it on the table and Snickenpoofv
lowered his head so that his nose was almost touching the water in the bowl.
I-I-I see m-me in an orphanage, th-th-the same one where I put my daughter.
Snickenpoofv whispered Ill kill her! HA, HA, HA! Its 11:30pm we have to go, dont forget
the wand!
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In an old, only-girls-orphanage, all the girls were asleep, except Charlotte. She was nine and
a half years, and had light brown hair with blonde tips at the ends. She never fell asleep at
night so she fell asleep in her cereal bowl in the morning. Charlotte didnt know why her
parents had left her, or who they were and she also didnt know that she was about to be
killed by her father. In the cave, Snickenpoofv and Barry were getting ready to teleport into
the night.
Can you teleport Barry? asked Snickenpoofv, there was a long awkward silence. Of
course you cant youre too fat! Hold on to my arm Snickenpoofv staggered a little bit
because of the wait of Barry. POP!!! and off they went. Charlotte was walking around her
bed (board) then she heard a CRACK!! a big hole in the wall appeared then two, dark
figures appeared on the seventh floor.
 Ah-ha! I got you Char-um-er. Said Snickenpoofv
Firstly, who are you? Secondly, my name is Charlotte and thirdly, youre creepy, weird and
you dont scare me. Charlotte teased, but just as she thought that nothing was going to
happen Snickenpoofv said. Charlotte, sorry this might sound like Im Darth Vader, but Im
your father, Charlotte looked at Snickenpoofv like he had said the most boring thing ever.
no seriously I am your father and Im going to kill you with this Snickenpoofv raised his
hand, clutching the wand. He pointed it at Charlotte and gave it a flick AND, nothing
happened. Charlotte couldnt BELIEVE what Snickenpoofv had said, but tried to keep calm.
Oh no! I just remembered! This was last used a century ago its not supposed to work
know! Snickenpoofv yelled
Well, I guess your plan hasnt worked. So you can go now, oh by the way youll have to fix
that hole in the wall Charlotte said, as Charlotte walked off Barry started to talk for the first
time in hours
Er, no, we are going to kill you Snickenpoofv looked confused, Charlotte looked stunned.
Barry turned and faced his master Master I brought a really sharp knife in case we got food
and had to cut it up. I also brought some friends
You dont even have friends and pass me that knife! ordered Snickenpoofv, Charlotte, I
killed your mother three days after you were born.
Master, I do have friends. I try to see them every time I have a day off. Barry said,
suddenly an evil unicorn rose into the hole in the wall at the orphanage fire breathing out of
its noes then five blood thirsty bears climbed in. Charlotte was trying to brew a plan in her
mind but no ideas came to mind except to run away, then a BIG hairy spider with several
eyes came in.
Ah, ok. All of you apart from Barry weaken this girl, Barry go and sit in that corner. Said
Snickenpoofv, the terrible creatures hurdled towards Charlotte. Charlotte ran out of the
room, she saw some the girls wide awake some under there covers because they were so
frightened but Charlotte couldnt explain at the moment she just had to run. Charlotte ran
down the hall way and into the hallway, at the end of the hallway there was a door that said
OPEN ONLY IF IN EMEGNCY!!!!
Once Charlotte got out of the room she shut the door and ran to the end of the corridor and
wrenched the door open. Little CUTE strawberries walked out of the door each and every
one of them holding a banana guns, then unicorns each one a different colour. Charlotte
couldnt keep the excitement in her, she loved unicorns so much.
Strawberries, go into rows of fives, the cutest go in the front rows so they get hypnotized in
some way. Unicorns just curs them Charlotte ordered, they all charged into the room.
A FEW HOURS LATER
Snickenpoofv died and Barry got to run off in freedom. Barrys friends got locked up in a cage
with curses so they cant escape. Charlotte got well known for this story, she also got
adopted by an amazing family and went to an amazing school.
THE END