1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam.

Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,

even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana

Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa

mudiyum

4. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu

solla mudiyuma?

6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.

7. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?

8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?

9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku

kudupangala?!

10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile

ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela

padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...

15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta

irumal varathu!
16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?

17. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu ,

Appo
'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?

19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?

20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?

21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!

Bagya
Mon 5 Oct 2009
Vazhkai Thathuvam
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Sontha Sinthanai:

Sogam Mattumae Vaalkkai Kidaiyaathu!

Sugamagavae Yen Naalum Vaalnthu Vida Vum Mudiyaathu!

Simitum Nam Imaigal Oru Nodi Irutinaal Thaan Nam-maal Pala Nodigal Velichathil Vaala Mudium Yenbathai Mara

Vaatheer..

Kavithai Sent by Ms.Nazmudeen

Tue 4 Aug 2009

Vaira Varigal
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Vetriyaal Magizhchi Mattum dhan kidaikkum..

Aanaal  Tholviyaal Nalla Anubavamum

adhanal pakkuvamum kidaikkum…

Anubavamdhaan Vazhkaiyil Vetri Pera Udhavum..

Thu 16 Jul 2009

Malarum Ninaivugall
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These are Probably the

“Malarum Ninaivugall”

of Many of Us:

* I’ am Sitting and Thinking hand about life…

How has it changed from a

Simple College Life to a Strict Professional Life.?

* How the Pocket Money  has changed to huge

Monthly Pay Cheques.?

But gives Less Happiness…

* How a few Local Jeans has changed to

Branded Wardrobe.?

But Less Occasions to Use Them…

* How a Single Plate of  Samosa has Changed to a

Full Pizza.?

But Hunger is Less…

* How a Bike Always in Reserve has Changed to a

Car always on.?

But Less Places to Go…

* How a Tea by Roadside has Changed to

CCD, Barista.?

But it feels as if the Shop is Far Away…

*How a General Class Journey has Changed to a

Flight Journey.?

But Less Vacations for Enjoyment…

And Many, Many More

May be, this is the Truth of Journey Called “LIFE”!!!

Sat 27 Jun 2009

Haikoo about girls
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Varthai

Thadumara

Karanam

Kangal,

Valkai

Thadumara

Karanam

“Pengal”…
Be care ful…

Sat 27 Jun 2009

Tamil Kavithai
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En Ithayathil
Oonjal Katti
Nithamaum Oosaladubavale…
Niruthi vidathe
Un Aattathai…
Ninru Vidum
En Ottam…

Sat 27 Jun 2009

Sindhanai Thuligal
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Sandhosham irukkum idaththil Vaazha ninaippadhai vida, Nee irukkum idaththil Sandhoshathai Undaakku. Un

Vaazhkkayil Niraivu Irukkum.

Fri 26 Jun 2009

sms on time
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Never conclude a person on his present because TIME has the power to change a invaluable coal
into a valuable diamond.

Fri 26 Jun 2009

Tamil puzzle kadi sms
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Ithil Ethu Putthisali?

1.Vattam

2.Sadhuram

Vidai:  Sadhuram

Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.

By LKG-Lower Kindergarten. UKG-Upper Kindergarten. Association

Fri 26 Jun 2009

Beautiful Thoughts
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The difference betweenAbility and Character is,

-Ability will get us to the Top…..

But,Character will allow us to stay at the Top..

Fri 26 Jun 2009

Friendship SmS
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Love is like “missed call” it stops when u try to catch,But

Friendship is like “scrap” bcoz it comes & stays inside ur scrapbook untill u delete it.

Q : Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum?

A : Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.

Q : Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?

A : Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.

Q: Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?

A: Enna ('Cos), A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.

Q: Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya
pora?
A: Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.

Q: Ramar (the mythological character) sithai-ya thedindu lankai kalambumbodhu

kadal-ai dhandarathukku varar. Appo enna achariyam! Kadal avarukku appadiye vazhi
vittuduthu. Yen?
A: Enna, Where there is a will, there is a way.

Q: Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna?

A: Promise.

Q: Traffic Inspectors enna paste use pannuva?

A: Signal.

Q: Harischandra-kku pudicha biscuit enna?

A: True.

Here's a really old one....

Q: Bus-ai pinnala thallina enna aagum?
A: Pin valayium.

Q: Oru yanai (elephant) vegama ration kadai pakkam odarathu. Athu anga enna
vangum?
A: Muchu Vangum.

Q: Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga theatre Kadhavai
kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
A: Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.

Q: Japanese, Leaning Tower of Pisa kattina adhukku enna per veppa?

A: Nikumo-Nikkatho.

Q: Krishnajayanthikkum Communisathukkum yenna otrumai?

A: Kaal-marks.

Q: Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam?

A: Evar Non-violinist .... Vaidyanathan Violinist.

Q: Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?

A: Tiruppra Sundari.

Q: Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?

A: Sumar, anjara (5-6) maasam.
Q: Oru maatai (cow) pooja pannina adhukku yenna peyar kudukkarathu?
A: Moo-devi.

Q: How do bees communicate?

A: ee-mail.

Q: What is the word in english with one 'g' and four 't's?
A: Originality(Oru-G;Naalu-T).

Q: Goddess Kalikum boxingkum yenna otrumai?

A: Naak-out.
In Tamilnadu , there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed
university and some more self financing
colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name
"Jappier's Spoken English"
...... Njoy ............with his......... .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:
------------ -----
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs
please
come here).

# To a boy , angrily:
------------ ---------
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:

------------ --------- --
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
------------ --------- --
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to
wear
..... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus

# Sir at his best:

------------ ---
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to
see
one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he
went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late ,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the
happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:

"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "

1. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile.

2.”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.

3.saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan

4.saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy

5. ‘ujaalaa’ commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai moorthy
and vennira aadai nirmala

6. vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku

7. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku
po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.

8. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.

9. What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.

10. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve rackets(racquets) and
courts!

11. Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.

12. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum

13. Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu

14. Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.

15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae
suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.

16. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku

SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn
Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ?

16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! …)

17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know
why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.

18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY
cannot MOSQUITO!!

19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY
but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

19. Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)

21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu maraikkum

22. what is one word for “hold my cycle sir ?” encyclopedia

23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai

24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum.

Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai sappida
mudiyathu

25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup
milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum )))

26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga avanukku
paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan? ‘Naan konjam
thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ?’ nu sonnaan.

27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? ‘Cowboy’ – role

28. . Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum? ‘ThaNNi’ ‘kudi’ththanam

nadaththum.

29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.

30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku

31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.

32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan periya
revolutionist aache

33. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar ‘nagai chuvai’
nadigar illaiyaa.

34. Hitchcock ai vita bayangaramaaga padam eduppathu yaar? nalla paambu

35. Q: heroine-ukku opposite? A : Hero Out ?

36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi went
away with the mouse.

37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because it’s days are numbered.

38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked
the whole list again yesterday.

39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold
40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ? Why? Anil
Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!

41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha nanainjudume !!!

42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass
of Milk ….

43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda ‘pisasu’ didn’t see me (or) aravindha ‘pisasu’

44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu
“Gundu” Voosi

45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa, naattukkulla
nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula ‘pin’ romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..

46. Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum

46. Gokulashtamikkum communisathukkum enna commonality? Aha! Gokulashtami: kaal

marks. Communism: Karl Marx

47. naadhaswara vidwan ‘pay hike’ venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. “pay hike vendum” endru
vaayaal ketpaar 2. ‘oothiya’ uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48. ulagathileye periya ‘ladder’ ethu?
handavaalam

49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop vantha odana
Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen?
Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale

50. Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat kavunthuduthu..yaellarum
iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum waterla mithakura…athu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai
51. gandhikkum ravi shastrikkum enna difference? Ravi Sastry is an off spinner. Gandhi was a
kai-raattinam spinner?

51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O) 52. Asoka
the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi) Vanginar. Sandai Podumbodhu
Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.

53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam :
‘Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma’! Teacher : Good! paravaillayae Mela Sollu
Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil Valayuma! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil
Vlayuma! and so on….

53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru: Sishya, mudalle
sithappavai kolla vendum
54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?” “Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!”

55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come inbetween 55.
Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil serndhuvidum.

56. “Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan?” “Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!”

57. “Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa
maranjidichi… ean?” “Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!”

57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal “HaHa” San.

58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan “Mei” marandhuvittan.

59. Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ? Soodaan seithigal
iruppadhal.

59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? “Soni”a Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna avaar ? Usilai
mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball. Lovers-kku piditha naadu
edhu ? Pa”kis”than Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ? “Rush”ya

61. Paattikku oru kaal odinja enna aagum ? Patti.

62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal

63 . ‘Gandhi’ padathai tamil-la eduthaa enna peru vaippaanga? “Aatthaa sudhandiram

kedachiduchi!” Telugu? “Borbandar rowdy!” Hindi? “1947 A *TRUE* story!” Malayalam?
“Mohandasin oru kashta kaalathu!” (mookkinaal padikkavum

64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra Sundari

65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru maasam

66. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan. Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

67. Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why? Adhuthaan Saathu’kudi’ aache!

67. Romba neelamaana pazham edhu? Naavalpazham (’Novel’ pazham)!

68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane pudavai
kattuvanga

69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well,
where did you get mummy then?
69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the
well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. B’cos in the tonic bottle it’s written as “Shake well before
use” !!!

70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in MrX’s pocket
and asked him, Mr X ” where is the pen?” Mr X replied ” in the pocket” Good. The interviewing
officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked MrX, Mr X ” where is the pen now?
Mr X replied ” antha pocket” Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?

71. One day Mr.X’s little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the
“Mother Tongue:….” field. Mr.X simply said ‘write approximately 6cm’