FOOD:

Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr-GERs

You Will Never Be Satis-FRIES

Alexander HAMilton Sandwiches on Sept (Wheat) Neuf bread

Poutine: The Mar-CHEESE de La-FRY-ette

California rolls labeled KELP-LESS

Im a Salmon Roll, WHEE

Pigs in A Blanket: It Must be Nice (it must be nice) to Have SAUSAGEBUNS on Your
Side

Hercules Mulliga-tawney soup

Aaron BURRitos

Ten GRUEL Commandments

Gumbo or mixed-seafood paella: Whatd I FISH?

Three Fundamental FRUITS At The Exact Same Time salad

You See That Was My Wife You Decided to PHO

Minute Rice (were willing to wait for it)

DESSERT:

Cookies for the dietary conscious that say He looked at me like I was gluten, Im
NOT gluten

Whatever The Hell It Is You Do In MOUND-A-JELLO

My Dearest, Angel(ica) cake

Im Just Like My DUMPLINS: Im PLUMP APPL'Y and CRUMBLIN

HOME-MADE BLINTZ: We Get The Job Done

DRINKS:

History is Happening in MANHATTANs

Two Pints of Sam Adams (and Im working on three)

CABERNET Battles (the wines come in pairs)

Theambrosia

SHOTS (we are NOT throwing them away)

ALSO WILL NEED:

Best of Knives and Best of Linen

The Young Scrappy and Hungry (to eat it all)