Volu m e 48 | Issu e 15 | Tu es, 8/ 15/ 17
Th i n gs Th at M ak e M e M i l dl y I r r i t at ed
Don ?t do t h i s at h om e? or , l i k e, an yw h er e.
(M i sadven t u r es of m y M ot h er Par t 6)
By Tillie Slosser
Her e it is, guys. The final M isadventur es of my
M other. Enjoy (or don?t, I don?t r eally car e).
Have you ever w oken up on Apr il Fools Day and
thought of a r eally good pr ank? Pr obably. So, one fateful
Apr il Fools Day, my m om had a sleepover w ith one of her
fr iends. They thought it w ould be hilar ious to hide all the
alar m clocks so that ever yone w ould w ake up late. W her e
did they hide them ? The only logical (note the sar casm )
place, the oven. Honestly, up until that point I think it w as
a decent pr ank . W hat they didn?t account for w as the
m other. M other s have a nasty habit of w anting to pam per
you w hen your fr iends ar e over. This unfor tunate m other
thought that she w ould just m ake m uffins ear ly in the
m or ning for the tw o young r ascals. If you?ve ever m ade
m uffins (and you should, they?r e delicious), you know that
you have to use the oven, but befor e you even star t that,
you need to star t pr eheating the oven. For all of you w ho
can?t cook out ther e, pr eheating the oven m eans that you
star t m aking the oven hot. W hich m eans that if you leave
som ething in the oven, it star ts cooking. And guess w hat
you r eally don?t w ant to cook? Yeah, am ong the long list of
things you don?t w ant to cook (like fecal m atter , or fabr ics),
alar m clocks ar e r ight at the top. Im agine lots of thick,
ter r ible sm elling sm oke, and a heck of a ton of fir e alar m s
beeping. Ir onically, this w oke ever yone up m uch m or e
effectively than an alar m clock ever could. So kids, w hen
som e people say don?t tr y this at hom e, you still do, but this
one, tr ust m e, don?t tr y it at hom e.
By Ryan Kane
* People w ho don?t silence their phones
at the m ovies
* People w ho laugh m uch longer and
louder than necessar y at the m ovies
* Chips that ar e 90% air (* cough cough*
Lays)
* W hen my pizza r olls ar en't r eady
* Not thr ow ing aw ay dead
m ar ker s/pens
* People that ar e w ay too chatty w hen
you?r e in a str essful situation
* Tr ying to shake hands w ith a lefty
* People w ho put soda in their w ater
cup
* People w ho don?t under stand how to
use ?ther e? and ?you'r e? cor r ectly
* Waiter s/w aitr esses w ho tr y to be
funny but m assively fail
* W hen one plug cover s the other
outlet so you?r e for ced to get a pow er
str ip or plug it into another outlet
* W hen my pizza r olls still ar en?t r eady
* W hen som eone leaves the volum e on
the T.V. w ay too loud
* W hen door s don?t specify w hether
they?r e pull or push
* W hen you have popcor n at the
m ovies and you spend the next 48
hour s tr ying to get ker nels out of your
teeth
* W hen you?r e having soup and your
spoon falls in
* W hen you?r e 3-hole punching
som ething but you don?t put the paper
in all the w ay so the holes ar e w ay too
close to the edge
* W hen you have tape and you can?t
find w her e you left off on it
* W hen you keep your batter ies in a big
container and can?t tell w hether they?r e
dead or not
* W hen you?r e m aking pancakes and
the batter spills over the edge
* W hen you?r e dr inking soda w ith a
str aw and the str aw doesn?t stay
Please don?t do these things for the
w ell-being of the people ar ound you.
Kal e Sm oot h i e
By Kalie
This is a r ecipe for a delicious kale sm oothie!
- cup of kale
- cup of lem onade or lem on juice.
- teaspoon of honey
- 5-7 ice cubes
Blend kale, lem onade or lem on juice, honey,
and ice. Pour in a cup and enjoy!
5 Ador abl e Pu ppi es an d W hy
By Ben Kelly and Cole Tom etsko
1. Pom er anian ? The m ost ador able little
fluffy thing you w ill ever see, the
Pom er anian is cur ious and w alks ar ound
thinking it is the cutest thing ever. The
Pom er anian is a gr eat com panion and is
easy to tr ain how ever they do need good
gr oom ing to m aintain their soft fluffy coat.
2. Pug ? A obedient little dog that is calm
and easy to tr ain, this dog w ill adapt to any
envir onm ent easily and ar e ver y to be
ar ound how ever they ar e a little sensitive
and they do not like to be alone. They also
r equir e to be at r oom tem per atur e because
they have little pr otection fr om both heat
and cold.
3. Japanese Akita ? this ver y sensitive dog is
soft and quite fox-like.This br eed is a ver y
dr ooly br eed and they shed a lot but they
ar e ver y fr iendly tow ar ds fam ily but they
ar e not ver y fr iendly to people outside the
fam ily. They ar e not gr eat w ith other dogs
but they ar e loud, bar ky, and they ar e full of
ener gy.
4. Jack-r ussell ter r ier ? this extr em ely
ener getic dog is super fr iendly to anything
w hether it be a per son or dog. They can
easily be tr ained and they love to play w ith
ever yone.This br eed is also ver y
intelligent.they w ill bar k a lot but they adapt
to envir onm ents pr etty quickly.
5. Pem br oke w elsh cor gi ? This ver y unique
dog has r eally shor t legs that just m ake it
ador able. How ever , you need to m ake sur e
that they don't eat too m uch. These dogs
shed a lot but they don?t dr ool and they ar e
super fr iendly tow ar ds ever ything except
dogs and ar e super ener getic.
Ar e You Al l Abou t Th at M em e Li f e?
A quiz by ya?boi her e i com e i am cinnam on
(Nicholas Chiasson)
Is grumpy cat still funny?
A. Yes
B. No
Have you seen the entire important video playlist?
A. TBH don't even know w hat that is so I have
obviously not seen all of it.
B. Of cour se! (quietly star ts singing yee)
How frequently do you find yourself saying ?W HAT
ARE THOSE IS NOT FUNNY ANYM ORE!?
A. Never.
B. One m ight say I am saying that ever yday, br o. See
how that joke is still funny?
Have you actually seen ?The Emoji M ovie?
A. No, w hy w ould I?
B. POP THE PINKY POP THE PINKY POP THE PINKY
POP THE PINKY POP THE PINKY
Was this quiz worth reading?
A. No I honestly am r ethinking my life choices.
B. Heckin?dope fam .
If you chose mostly A?s then i'm sorry but you need to
brush up on your memes fam :(
If you chose m ostly B?s then you?r e m em in?ever yday,
br o. Was that too m any Jake Paul jokes? Yes. A tr ue
m em e lor d adm its his m istakes.
(Editor?s Note: I understood about 10% of this article --
Walker)
CLEAN UP
By: Weston
PHOTOJOURNALISM LISTEN UP!!!
You alw ays leave a m ess for 3r d per iod, Wor d
Collage M adness, and w e don't r espect that! We
alw ays have to clean up after you. Clean up after
your selves! You'r e not babies? or ar e you? CLEAN
UP!!!!!! You ar e older kids, you can clean up after
your selves!
Ben? M ake your class CLEAN UP!!!
CLEAN UP!!!
Th e Gu l l i bl e Nat i on of Zor t en dag
By AnoNYm OuS777 (Ben Cr able)
Ther e once existed a nation so gullible, you could tell
the pr esident of that countr y that acting like a chicken
w ill extend your life, and he w ould do it. One day the
neighbor ing nation of Finm ar k finally r ealized they
could easily conquer Zor tendag. So the entir e
Finm ar kian ar my star ted m ar ching to Zor tendag. The
Zor tendagian pr esident got w or d of this invasion and
or der ed all of his soldier s to pr epar e for battle
because if they do, a unicor n w ill lead them to victor y.
The tw o ar m ies m et on the battlefield a day later and
star ted fighting. The Finm ar kian ar my star ted telling
the Zor tendagian ar my tall tales, such as r unning back
hom e w ill m ake you invincible, or that becom ing
English teacher s m akes you cooler. (Editor?s Note:
becoming an English teacher does indeed make you
cooler!) The Zor tendagian pr esident, r ealizing his
ar my w as defeated, told the citizens of the nation to
star t attacking any Finm ar kian soldier s w ith fr ying
pans, because fr ying pans w er e m ost effective in a
tow n. Unfor tunately, the Finm ar kian ar my told the
citizens to thr ow their pans at the pr esident, because
he kept a stash of cookies in his castle. The pr esident,
now finally accepting defeat w ithout an enemy
casualty, decided to r un aw ay to Dover , M A. This
pr esident?s nam e w as then M ichael, AKA ?Wum bo?.
Pl eeeppi n appl el ea
By Kylie O?Hear n
Once, a ver y, ver y, long tim e ago (appr oxim ately
17,355,559,566,796 centur ies ago) ther e w as a planet. It
w as cir cular. The planet w as called Pleeeppinapplelea.
A few fr iends lived ther e. One w as a cir cular anim al
called a Kcpr opus pr onounced:(PROOO-ps). She w as a
light gr een colour. Ther e w er e little fleef tr ees in her
house. Her nam e w as Floofpleep. Her house w as a
sm all for est. Floofpleep had cir cular feet. She hopped
along the tr ail to her house. Pleeeppinapplelea w as a
ver y sm all planet. Only thr ee inhabitants lived ther e.
Floofpleep ow ned a par t of the planet: the for est ar ea.
She w alked over to her little sleeping ar ea in a cozy
tr ee. M eanw hile, another fr iend w as in his house, the
ocean ar ea. He w as a PLopleefplop, a r ectangular
anim al that lived in w ater. His nam e w as Flofen. Flofen
lived in a open w ater village. Flofen and Floofpleep
w er e best fr iends. But ther e w as another being on this
planet. Flofen and Floofpleep both did not know w ho
this w as. It lived in the r ealm hem m . Was it a boy or a
gir l? W hat w as it doing? It w as ver y, ver y, str ange. W ho
could it be? We w ill never know. No one know s w hat
happened to that planet. Is is still ther e or is it
gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A M em o f r om t h e Au t h or
Peter Tr avis
Expr essing our selves is one of the
m any few things w e ar e allow ed to do in this
countr y. We can speak our m ind on political
issues, br ing about change, and m ost
im por tantly, our actions ar e defended by our
Constitution. How ever , at the Daily Double,
not ever ything gets into the pages.
For exam ple, if you w r ite an ar ticle,
and ther e?s a dr ug r efer ence in that ar ticle,
you can expect your dr ug r efer ence to be
r em oved. This is because, quite fr ankly,
younger kids m ight r ead it. We, as m inor s,
ar e im pr essionable, and not bor n w ith one
m indset. We should expect an ar ticle to
challenge the m inds of our peer s, but dr ug
r efer ences m ay go a little too far. Ther e is a
r eason w hy that ar ticle w as changed.
How ever , ar ticles should not be changed by
the editor w ithout the author ?s consent. Say
that I w ant to m ake a m ild joke about having
to add a par t to the ar ticle to have it
published. If an editor at the Daily Double
w ants to change this joke, it w ould be
under standable to change it w hen the author
agr ees that it should be changed. Other w ise,
it w ould be unw ar r anted.
I am w r iting this m em o because I do
not w ish for a r ift to for m betw een the
cam per s and the counselor s. W hen edits
should be m ade, the cam per and the
counselor should w or k together on the issue,
and should not only be the counselor or the
cam per m aking decisions about our ar ticles.
Cooper ation is key for a good Daily Double
ar ticle.
This m em o is not m eant to be a guide
on how the Daily Double should oper ate,
how ever , input fr om the w r iter s m ay help
the new spaper r each new heights, w ith
longer issues and debates betw een w r iter s.
Thus ends my m em o.
Fl eef an d Pl eep Qu est i on s, Vol u m e 2
Pleep: HELLO, FELLOW
M ARSHM ALLOWS!!!!! Have a gr eat day!
Wake up your day! Her e is our second batch
of question!!!!!!!!!! W ith special guest ? Tr io.
Fleef: (Side note ? please w r ite clear ly! We
like to w r ite w hat it says on the paper , but if
it's m essy, w e can?t r ead it. Thanks. We don't
know English too w ell!)
Fleef: Ya, Tr io!
Pleep: Tr io is my fr iend!! STOP!
Fleef: I'm not insulting him ! * star es at Pleep*
Pleep: Wait? is Tr io even her e?
Fleef: NO??
Pleep: Um m m I think w e for got to invite him !
OOPS!!
Q: Corgis are fiery like Italian men!
Pleep: OM G! Cool. Hey Fleef, ar e you like
her e?
Fleef: Hi. I like cor gis! I don't like fir e! * star ts
singing a song in m ar shm alleon*
Pleep: Fleef is cool!
Q: Yoloro I (heart) cheese
Pleep: I don't!
Fleef: I like Pleep, but not cheese! * takes out
m ar shy phone 3*
Q: W ho are you. Tell me!!!
Pleep: I am Pleep the m ar shm allow !
Fleef: I am Fleef the m ar shm allow !
Q: W hich kind of marshmallow is the best
kind of marshmallow?
Pleep: Gr eat question! I am the best
m ar shm allow.
Fleef: US!! W ERE THE BEST!!! * plays our
jingle*
Pleep: All m ar shm allow s ar e ver y lovely!
Want to know if you ar e a m ar shm allow ?
Wr ite your nam e on a piece of paper and put
it in our advice colum n!
Fleef: And ask us to answ er your deepest
dar kest secr ets!! * eats pie*
Q: Do you use zebra booking slippers?
Pleep: NO! I do use m ar sh slipper s. Do you?
Fleef: EW W W W W NOOO! (In our land, that
m eans eat a m inty shoe.)
Q: W hat?s your fav country (other then U.S.A)?
Fleef: Um m m m m M ar shm allow Land! Fleef
signing off!
Pleep: Signing Off!
Ar i st ocr af t : Th e M i n ecr af t f or Pow er f u l an d
Weal t hy Peopl e (A Wu m bo l et ?s-Pl ay)
By AnoNym OuS777 (Ben Cr able)
Wum bo: Hello guys. So, after Walker told us that
he w as doing a M inecr aft let?s play, I have decided
to follow his footsteps and do my ow n let?s play
too!
Daily Double Class: Don?t do it! Befor e it?s too late!
Wum bo: Relax. I?ll be fine.
After cam p, at Wum bo?s house?
Wum bo: Hello ,ever yone. Today I w ill star t
playing M inecr a- oh? W hat?s this? It seem s like
M icr osoft has changed the gam e. It?s not called
M inecr aft anym or e. It?s called Ar istocr aft. I don?t
know as m any fancy w or ds as Walker does, but I
think Ar istocr aft com es fr om the w or d
?ar istocr at?, w hich m eans a w ealthy or pow er ful
per son. It also seem s I have to r epur chase the
gam e, and the pr ice for it is [gasp!] $1,000,000???
Now I see w hy it?s called Ar istocr aft. Ah w ell, good
thing I have that m oney.
Wum bo: Ok ever yone, let's begin playing this
gam e, shall w e? Oh, I feel higher class all r eady.
[Wum bo loads the gam e]
Wum bo: Oh my, this gam e has m uch better
gr aphics than befor e! Ther e ar e actual cir cles in
this gam e! Fr om w hat I hear d fr om Walker , cir cles
didn?t exist in this gam e befor e. And now the sky
is a r oyal pur ple color , and the gr ass is encr usted
in a thin layer of gold! This gam e is so exquisite!
Wum bo: I w onder if the m obs look differ ent, too!
Oh look, ther e?s a cr eeper. Eek! He?s w ear ing a
tuxedo, com plete w ith a w ell-tr im m ed m ustache
and m onocle! This is w hat I dr eam of!
[Cr eeper explodes in Wum bo?s m inecr aft face and
Wum bo?s m inecr aft char acter dies]
Wum bo: Oh, they?r e just as deadly too. Well, that?s
all the tim e I have for today ever yone. Please be
sur e to like and subscr ibe to my youtube channel:
xXWum bo_Watson65Xx!
[After r ecor ding, Wum bo contacts his bank]
Wum bo: W hat do you m ean I?m $999,999,999 in
debt?? I didn?t spend my m oney on anything
THAT expensive!
CRCAP i n t h e Fu t u r e: Day On e
By Tillie Slosser and Br ian Taliano
Day One: Tuesday. The low er floor of the Old
Building.
?Ar e w e live? Okay, her e w e go.
Hey guys! I?m Ow en, and that?s Har r ison!
Welcom e to our vlog, w her e w e get YOU an inside
tour of CRCAP! Now , this is our seeeeeecr et base.
Aar on doesn?t like us going dow n her e, so--?
?W hat ar e you guys doing dow n her e? Tur n
that off!?
?We can?t, it?s a live feed.?
?Oh my God. Give m e the cam er a!?
?No, Aar on!?-
Bzzzt.
?Aar on! We?ve alm ost r eached 100
follow er s!? w hined Ow en.
?How m any tim es have I told you, no
vlogging in a secr et r evolution! We have secr et
oper ations, and no one can know about them !?
Aar on said shar ply.
?M or e like no one can know about your
ter r ible inter ior decor ating skills.? Har r ison
m um bles.
?W hat?? said Aar on.
?W hat?? said Har r ison.
?W hat?? said Ow en, spinning ar ound.
?W hat?? sad Cam , em er ging fr om the
Hostage Cor ner (w hich he had ear lier claim ed as
his hom e and w as r ar ely seen doing anything
other than lying in a fetal position and w hisper ing
to him self in said cor ner ), w her e he had been
w atching the conver sation out of utter bor edom .
?Hm m m m m m m m . Hm m m m m m m .
Hm m m m m m .?
Schm illy and her cam per s had ar r ived.
They w alked slow ly, sw aying to the r hythm . The
intonation of these ?Hm m m m ?s?told ever yone that
this m ar ch w as a funer al m ar ch.
?Oh my God. W hat happened? W ho died??
Aar on gr ipped Schm illy?s shoulder s, shaking her
out of her tr ance.
?Hm m m ? Oh, no, no one died.? Schm illy
said peacefully. She closed her eyes again.
?Seth just cr ushed som e m or e of our
dr eam s.? Sam m i said.
Dun dun dunnnnnnn.
?David! We don?t need the m usic!? Aar on
exclaim ed exasper atedly.
David tur ned fr om his spot on the near by
piano bench, stuck out his tongue, and continued
to play.
?Seth is tr aining us to do kick lines, w hen
ever yone thinks jazz hands w ould be m or e
effective in w ar ,? Sam m i said w ith a sigh.
?Well, if you?r e going to fight, don?t you
think you should use punch lines?? Har r ison
asked.
Ba-dum -tss.
?Bob, how did you get that dr um kit dow n
her e?!? Aar on cr ied.
Bob did not r espond. He sim ply banged his
snar e dr um a few tim es and then disappear ed in a
cloud of sm oke, along w ith the entir e dr um set.
?This is ser ious!? Sam m i said. ?We need to
do ever ything w e can to pr otect the cam p fr om
Robot M odel!? She began to cr y hyster ically and
fell to the floor. Ow en w hipped out his cam er a
and began to film her. ?Live fr om CRCAP, it?s
Satur day night--?
?Actually, it?s just after noon on Tuesday,?
Har r ison put in.
?Don?t JUDGE m e!!? Ow en w hined.
?Ever yone just calm dow n,? Aar on
pr otested w ear ily.
Just then, Schm illy, w ho had been
continuously hum m ing thr oughout the
conver sation along w ith the band of kids she w as
leading, clapped her hands loudly for attention.
?It?s tim e for our daily fr appes! Com e on ever yone,
hur r y up! I have the staff at Isabella?s w or king
over tim e w ith no br eaks so w e can gain ener gy to
w in this w ar ! Chop-chop!? (It seem s im possible for
anyone to get sick of fr appes, but having had them
ever y day for w eeks now , no one w as par ticular ly
excited.)
?Can I please, please, please get a peanut
butter fr appe this tim e, Schm illy?? one of the
cam per s begged. Schm illy gasped and put a hand
to her hear t.
?W HO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Absolutely NOT!!? she scr eeched. ?You know
per fectly w ell ther e ar e NO PEANUT PRODUCTS
ALLOW ED ON CAM PUS! I am SHOCKED, Car l,
absolutely SHOCKED! Go sit in the cor ner
IM M EDIATELY w hile I decide your fate!!?
Car l plopped m iser ably dow n in the cor ner.
As the r est of the cam per s and Schm illy
m ar ched off, Aar on glanced dow n at Sam m i, w ho
w as still cr ying on the floor , and Har r ison and
Ow en, w ho w er e now fighting over w ho got to
nar r ate this por tion of the vlog. W hat on ear th
had becom e of his beloved cam p?
He tr udged back to his office, r etr ieved the
ancient cow bell fr om the safe that w as hidden
quite poor ly under his desk, and began to r ing it
half-hear tedly. He w as star ting to feel som ething
he?d never exper ienced befor e. He?d alw ays been
so confident w hile r unning the cam p, but now , he
r ealized his confidence w as w aning.
Aar on Gelb w as ner vous.
CRCAP i n t h e Fu t u r e: Day Tw o
By Tillie Slosser and Br ain Taliano

Welcome to Day Two of our strange adventures. A quick recap: Owen and Harrison just want to vlog.
Aaron gets mad at them, and Schmilly leads a funeral march across camp. The funeral march is for all
the dreams that Seth has killed.

Day Tw o:
?Pick up your feet! M ove, m ove, m ove! This sor t of tr aining w on?t defeat Robot M odel!? Seth
r oar ed at his ar my of Pr oduction kids. Niki w as r unning along w ith them , tr ying to keep their spir its
up, but no spir it can w ithstand the ter r ible w r ath of Seth.
?Seth? Com e on. We?r e Br oadw ay kids. We can?t be expected to becom e jocks.?
?Do you w ant m e to r eplace you w ith som e ten-year -old spor ts boys?!?
?Yes.? The entir ety of pr oduction chor used, w ith thr ee par t har m ony.
?Well too bad! Now , you have to sing w hile r unning!?
?But w e haven?t done vocal w ar m -ups yet!? The Pr oduction kids (w hich w ill now be shor tened
to the Pr od Squad) w hined.
?This is your vocal w ar m up. Now m ove!? The Pr od Squad gr oaned and continued to r un.
* Half an hour later *
?One and KICK and tw o and KICK and thr ee and KICK!? Fitzie collapsed fr om exer tion.
Aar on sighed. ?Seth, I don?t m ean to be r ude, but how is this going to be effective against Robot
M odel??
?Well it w on?t, not unless the Pr od Squad PICKS UP THE SLACK!!!? Ever yone jum ped to attention
at that. Well, ever yone w ho w asn?t unconscious. Then, suddenly, the alar m bell sounded.
?AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!? The Pr od Squad yelled. Again, ever yone w ho w asn?t unconscious.
Cooper then r an acr oss the field.
?Guys! It w asn?t just m e this tim e! Robot M odel is tr ying to get in the cam p!?
?Pr od Squad! This is our m om ent!? Seth, the Pr od Squad (those w ho w er e still conscious), and
Aar on r an acr oss the field to the car pool cir cle. Pr esident M odel w as tr ying to talk his w ay past Kelsey,
in a tank .
?Sor r y, but I don?t r ecognize you, and you don?t have the or ange car d. You?ll have to go get a
car d online.?
?W hat, this is r idiculous! I am the Pr esident!?
?Chaaaaar r r r r r ge!!!!!!!!!!? Seth yelled. The still conscious m em ber s of the Pr od Squad r an into
place w ith jazz hands and assem bled their kick line. No one quite knew w hat to do, so they just
w atched as Niki dem onstr ated and half-hear tedly did the m oves. Luckily, this alone w as enough to
scar e the Pr esident off, so he dr ove aw ay as fast as a tank can go. For som e r eason, he had felt the need
to dr ive a M ar k V tank fr om the ear ly year s of Wor ld War I, w hich only dr ove at a m axim um of thr ee
m iles per hour , so it took at least thir ty m inutes for him to get com pletely out of the car pool cir cle and
dow n Old M eadow Road.
All of a sudden, Schm illy stum bled into the car pool cir cle, clutching a chocolate fr appe to her
chest. ?Isabella?s has been taken!? she cr ied.
?Is anyone hur t?? Aar on asked.
?No, but-but-but w her e ar e w E GOING TO GET OUR FRAAAPPPPEESS??!!? Schm illy br oke dow n
in tear s. Upon hear ing this, the Pr od Squad, the ones w ho had been conscious this w hole tim e, and one
of tw o w ho had aw oken, star ted cr ying as w ell. They had been consoling them selves on sugar for the
tim e that Seth had been in char ge, and w er e the only ones w ho w er en?t at all sick of having fr appes
ever y day.
?Fr appes. Fr appes. Fr appes.? The Pr od Squad chanted softly.
Aar on sighed. W hy am I doing this job? He thought. He w ished that he w asn?t a fugitive so he
could go hom e and r elax.
David continued his ser enade of tr ansition m usic. No one bother ed telling him to stop.
M y Fave Fi ves over to the devil...you need help.
By Cadence Rosenblum Rem em ber to subm it r andom categor ies!
Sour ces: kqed.or g, thoughtcatalog.com ,
Welcom e back to M y Fave Fives! Ever y couple of com plex.com
days I list my favor ite ar ticles in r andom categor ies.
If you w ant to subm it a categor y (m ake it r andom ),
you can put in in my r ed pouch in the Activity
Th e I n t er n at i on al M LB New s
Center. Som eone subm itted ?fave Netflix show s?. I?ve
By Cole Tom etsko
decided to change it up a bit and find the w eir dest
show s/m ovies you can find on Netflix. Her e ar e my
fave five that m ake m e laugh: (Also, som e of these Welcom e to the Inter national M LB
m ovies m ay not be totally appr opr iate if you ar e New s, your one place for ever yday baseball
under the age of 11, so don?t w atch!) new s. Her e ar e the scor es fr om yester day.
Indians beat the Red Sox 7-3, Yankees beat the
M ets 4-2, Cubs pounded the Reds 15-5, Rockies
5. ?The Wom an W ho Wasn?t Ther e? (2012)
shutout the Br aves 3-0, Royals beat the A?s 6-2,
This docum entar y is about a w om an nam ed Tania
Or ioles cr ushed the M ar iner s 11-3, Blue Jays
Head w ho is w ay too cr azy for attention. She gained
beat the Rays 2-1, M ar lins beat the Giants 8-3,
fam e for ?her elabor ate and hear t w r enching
Ranger beat the Tiger s 6-2, Diam ondbacks beat
descr iption of her 9/11 exper ience and for m s a
the Astr os 2-0, and the Padr es beat the Phillies
suppor t gr oup for sur vivor s.? The only pr oblem w as
7-4. And ther e is one piece of new s, Giancar lo
that she w asn?t actually in the Tw in Tow er s w hen
Stanton is now the All Tim e M ar lins Single
they got destr oyed. Inter esting.
Season Hom e Run Recor d Holder after hitting
his 43r d hom e r un to sur pass Gar y Sheffield.
4. ?Rubber ? (2010)
You better w atch out for this tir e. ?Rubber ? is about a
giant, violent r ubber w heel that har m s people. How
does it do it? Telekenisis (of cour se). It just cr acks m e 5 pl aces t o go bef or e su m m er vacat i on i s
up ever y tim e I think about a giant r ubber tir e as the over
antagonist of a m ovie. by Kalie

3. ?Santa Claus Conquer s the M ar tians? (1964)
?W hen the M ar tian childr en begin w atching too
m uch TV as an act of r ebellion against their r igidly
str uctur ed lives, ther e's only one m an w ho can save
the day: Santa Claus.? Of cour se. The m ovie takes a
tur n though w hen som e of the m ar tians get upset
that santa is on their planet. I don't think I need to
say anything about this one.
2. ?Holiday in Handcuffs? (2007)
This m ovie is about a w aitr ess w ho w ants to im pr ess
her fam ily by br inging hom e a boyfr iend for the
holidays. She ends up kidnapping a custom er by
holding him at GUNPOINT, and for ces him to pose as
her boyfr iend. This is totally a lovely and nor m al one
to w atch w hile snuggling in a blanket by the fir e
w ith som e hot cocoa.
1. ?Hunk? (1987)
This m ovie is about a ?com puter geek? w ho ?signs
his soul over to the devil? (W HAT?) in or der to
becom e a ?ladies m an?. This one is another m ovie
about som eone w ho is w illing to go to extr em es in
or der to find a par tner. If you ar e that desper ate to
becom e a ladies m an that you w ant to sign your soul
1. Jay Peak, Ver m ont. Jay Peak is a ski
r esor t/hotel and an indoor w ater par k . How
long is the dr ive? 5 hour s.
2. Cape Cod, M assachusetts. Cape Cod is fun
because ther e ar e beaches and you can also go
to Cape Cod Inflatables. Cape Cod Inflatables is
a r eally fun place and I suggest you go ther e or
look it up. How long is the dr ive? 45 m ins.-1
hour.
3. New Yor k City, New Yor k . New Yor k City is
soooooo fun! You can see the Statue of Liber ty
or the Em pir e State Building, or both! How
long is the dr ive? 2-4 hour s.
4. Boston, M assachusetts. Boston is fun
because ther e is so m uch to do. Like you could
go to the M useum of Science or a Red Sox
gam e. How long is the dr ive? 25-35 m ins.
5. Nar r agansett, Rhode Island. Nar r agansett is
super fun. Ther e ar e beaches, seafood, and
delicious ice cr eam :D How long is the dr ive?
2-3 hour s.