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No Dining
Room/Kitchen Table
The ultimate bachelor behavior
is eating in front of the TV:
breakfast, lunch and dinner. No
need for a sit down kitchen
table, but it is imperative that I
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I also don't care what's on the towel, considering one of them is green with frogs sitting on lily pads.
Also, in the bathroom, I never have more than one solitary towel hanging on that rack.
Awful DVD Collection
Take a look at a guy's DVD collection to gain some clues. A bachelor shamelessly displays horrible
movies, or at least random movies. Because there is no girl for a guy to watch movies with, or to
share the DVD shelf with, it will be a "male" collection of movies. If he's like me, quality of movie
is not a pre-requisite for making it on to the shelf.
Attempts At Decorative Art
When I'm walking in NYC I can tell the apartments of established people by the fact that they have
art with specific lighting trained on that art. Now, bachelor guys will try to put up art on the walls,
but there's not much rationale behind it. It does not match the surroundings, and the imagery is
random.
The Ultimate Lounging Center
Bachelors love their TV, so it's important that they have an amazing area to watch it. More attention
is paid to the couches and TV than the bathroom, kitchen, or non-TV sections of the bedroom. In
fact, it's a status symbol among bachelors to have a great lounge/TV area.
6. Analyse the following dialogue.
We sat in silence as if the people we had once been no longer existed. As if there was nothing
between us. And it wasnt true.
Hes my son too, she said.
Biologically, I said.
What else is there?
Are you kidding me? Look, Gina I think its great youre back.
Liar.
But I dont want him hurt.
How could he be hurt?
I dont know. New man. New job. New country. You tell me.
I didnt break up with our child.
I love that when people say that to me. Because its just not true. Plenty of people break up with
their children, Gina. Mostly, they are men. But not all of them.
Do you want to draw a diagram, Harry?
Hold on Ill get you a pen.
I lifted my hand for a waitress. Gina pushed it down. It was the first time we had touched in
years and years, and it was like getting an electric shock.
I broke up with you, Harry not him. I went off you not him. I stopped loving you not him.
Sorry to break this to you, Harry.
Ill get over it.
But I never stopped loving him. Even when I was busy. Preoccupied. Absent. She sipped at her
tea and looked at me. How is he?
Fine. Hes fine, Gina.
Hes so tall. And his face he has such a lovely face, Harry. He was always a beautiful kid,
wasnt he?
I smiled. It was true. (.)
Hes in the Lateral Thinking Club, I said, warming up to the theme, happy to talk about the
wonder of our son, and we both laughed about that.
Bright boy, she said. I dont even know what Lateral Thinking is thinking outside the box?
Training the mind to work better?
Something like that, I said. He can explain that better than me. I had finished my coffee. I
wanted to go home to my family. What do you want, Gina?
I want my son, she said. I want to know him. I want him to know me I have wasted so much
time. Thats why I want it now. Before its too late.
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And I thought it would never be too late. There was a Gina-sized hole in Pats life, had been for
years, but I thought that it could never be too late to fill it. (.) Already my mind was turning to
practicalities of shipping Pat around town.
Where you living, Gina?
Ive got a two-bedroom flat on Old Compton Street, she said. Top floor. Nice light. She
looked out the window. Five minutes from here.
I was amused. Soho? I said. Thats an interesting choice. What you trying to do recapture
your youth?
Her mouth tightened at that.
I didnt have any youth, Harry, she said. I was married to you. [ Parsons, T. Men from Boys. L.:
Harper, 2011. P.32-33]