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By
Sudhanshu Saria
THWACK!
A match is struck.
And another as a match bursts into flame and in its glow:
THWACK!
Light blooms in the kitchen again. He untangles the knot on
the bag with his free hand then,
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
MALE (O/S)
Sahil?
Sahil doesnt respond, continues packing.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
ALEX
Get my message?
Sahil carefully folds the white shirt.
ALEX
It was closed baba.
Sahil places the white shirt into the backpack.
ALEX
Ill do it Monday. Pucca.
Sahil picks up the candle-plate and walks towards the back
of the room, pushes a door open into the Bathroom. Sets the
candle down on the sink, we stay here with Alex, watching
him consider his options.
SAHIL
You left the gas on.
ALEX
What?
SAHIL
You didnt pay the electricity bill
and you left the gas on.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
ALEX
Sahil, Im sorry-
He reaches over to comfort Sahil but Sahil shakes him off-
SAHIL
Please. Just.. go from here.
Focuses on stuffing the towel into the already full
backpack-
ALEX
I dont think its going to fit.
Sahil glares at him.
ALEX
Phat jayega! (Itll tear)
FINE. Sahil turns the bag upside down, starts DUMPING the
contents-
ALEX
Okay, youre going to have a heart
attack.
SAHIL
Im not your girlfriend.
ALEX SAHIL
Arre- And Im not your mother.
SAHIL
Why do I have to nag you all the
time?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
ALEX
Because I didnt pay a bill?
SAHIL
And you left the gas on, just go. I
cant say the same thing 35 times.
Alex gets up.
ALEX
Okay. Tum waise bhi mood mein ho.
(Okay. Youre in a mood.)
SAHIL
Its pointless.
ALEX
Im stinking.
SAHIL
Alex, can you please wait? I have
to shower first-
But Alex is already in the bathroom-
ALEX (O/S)
Ill be quick.
SAHIL
Youre never quick.
We hear the water turn on.
ALEX (O/S)
(shouting over the water)
THANK YOU!
SAHIL
ALEX!
Exasperated, Sahil heads towards the bathroom-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
SAHIL
Alex, Im going to be late.
ALEX (O/S)
Well, you can always join me-
SAHIL
Everything is not a joke!
ALEX (O/S)
Youre going to have a heart attack
Pucca. (Youre definitely going to
have a heart attack.)
SAHIL
Yeah? Whose fault is it going to
be?
ALEX (O/S)
Does it matter?
SAHIL
Alex, can you please just get-
ALEX (O/S)
I have Mishra Uncles car.
SAHIL
What?
ALEX (O/S)
I borrowed Mishra Uncles car, Ill
drop you off, dont stress.
Alex always has an out. Sahil returns to the bed and sits
down.
ALEX (O/S)
Abhi thoda gussa kam hua to please
candle de do -- the bathroom is
very slippery and I cant-
(Now if youve calmed down, please
bring the candle over -- the
bathroom is slippery and-shit.)
SAHIL
Just drive.
ALEX
Ill pay the bill. Pakka.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
SAHIL
What are you apologizing for.
ALEX
For not paying the bill..?
Wrong answer.
ALEX
For the gas..?
Hopeless.
ALEX
Im joking, youre angry because I
forget these things-
SAHIL
These things? Its 40 degrees Alex.
Alex slams the horn- a stalled car blocks their way.
ALEX
Fucking villagers! Abbe-
(to Sahil)
How much time do we have?
SAHIL
Fifteen minutes.
SAHIL
I didnt say anything.
ALEX
Tum hamesha bina bole bolte ho.
(You always say without speaking.)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
SAHIL
Theres no fan, theres no AC --
how are you-
ALEX
Ill do it.
SAHIL
Your phone isnt charged, youre
laptop is dea-
ALEX
UFF!
They drive.
ALEX
The bill is in the front drawer
right?
SAHIL
OH MY GOD, are you kiddin-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 10.
ALEX
Seski.
SAHIL
Let me know how the shoot goes?
ALEX
I dont think so.
SAHIL
Im jus-
ALEX
It will be fine. Go. And no phone
calls vagera -- apun ko bhi break
mangta!
SAHIL
Idiot.
ALEX
Ai Hai. (Sigh).
SAHIL
And Alex? Pay the bill.
ALEX
Choot. (Fucker.)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 11.
Sahil perks up, takes off, down the aisle of people waiting
towards-
Crisp black suit, classic white shirt, pulling a travel bag
behind him -- JAI is a handsome 29. Sahil walks up to him,
big smile on his face and-
BIG BEAR HUG, friends, familiarity, he embraces Jai tightly-
SAHIL
Welcome to Mumbai!
JAI
(on the phone)
Thank you... Yes, you too. Thank
you!
JAI
Excuse me for doing business on a
business trip.
SAHIL
Fine. Where are we going?
JAI
You tell me.
SAHIL
Thats a nice try. I meant what are
we doing? Why are we going to the
car-park?
JAI
Didnt you tell me to rent a car?
SAHIL
Okay fine, so what did you get?
JAI
Let me see -- Tata something--
Indica?
SAHIL
Oh. Thats good.
JAI
Sure? You wanted me to get that
right?
SAHIL
Yeah. Thats absolutely fine.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 13.
JAI
Here-
Jai tosses Sahil a key.
SAHIL
No way.
Sahil opens his fist. Inside is a clean cut key with a BMW
logo on it. Sahil looks up, grinning at Jai.
JAI
Youre so easy.
SAHIL
Is it a 6 series?
JAI
No. Vintage. Three wheeler.
Sahil gives him a BIG HUG!
SAHIL
Welcome to Mumbai!
JAI
Welcome to Sahil.
They walk away into the lot-
SAHIL
So, where is it?
JAI
Um.. Level 4? Hit the beeper.
SAHIL
Is it a convertible?
JAI
Vintage three wheeler!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 14.
SAHIL
How can you complain about first
class?
SAHIL
I need you to get something for me;
its a little box, you see?
Jai unzips the front pocket of the backpack-
JAI
What is it? I dont see it.
SAHIL
Dig in there, youll see it. Its
right on top. Its a small little
box, its right on top-
JAI
Front or top?
SAHIL
Front-top-arre just unclip the
thing and youll see-
Jai finds it-
SAHIL
Mila? (Found it?)
JAI
Yeah, what is it?
SAHIL
Nikaalo. (Pull it out.)
Jai pulls it out and brings it to the front. Removes the
rubberband around it, un-lids it -- a BIG smile lighting up
his face.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 15.
JAI
Thank you!
SAHIL
Welcome to Sahil.
SAHIL
As if. Courtesy of Mr. Lakshmi.
Shes our cook. Anyway, do you like
it?
JAI
I love it.
SAHIL
Okay, toh phir mera ek aur kaam
karo- (In that case, another favor
please-)
JAI
Abbe no-
SAHIL
Its just an AUX cable in the back-
JAI
No.
SAHIL
Just please please.. PLEASE?
Jai reaches for it as Sahil grins at him-
SAHIL
Thank youuuu!
SAHIL
Good.
JAI
I liked the logo you put up on
Facebook.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 16.
SAHIL
Oh yeah, Alex designed it.
JAI
Really?
SAHIL
Yeah.
JAI
Damn. Mallu-got-skills.
SAHIL
Hes got some skills alright.
SAHIL
Same.
JAI
Good-same?
SAHIL
I really dont want to talk about
him.
Jai laughs.
JAI
Why? What did he do?
SAHIL
Chodo na mujhe gussa aayega and
this is my weekend. (Forget it,
Ill get angry. This is my
weekend.)
JAI
Hows your mother?
SAHIL
Learning swimming! And she wants to
move to Mumbai.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 17.
JAI
Thats good.
SAHIL
Are you mad? You dont know her --
she will steal all my friends.
Both laugh.
SAHIL
Chal raha hai... Still finding my
artists.
JAI
No Bollywood plans?
SAHIL
No. In any case, I want to create a
different scene.
JAI
Cool.
SAHIL
Ok. Hold on, I want you to hear
this-
JAI
Who is she?
SAHIL
Hold on.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 18.
SAHIL
Going to be on Coke Studio this
season.
JAI
Thats fantastic.
SAHIL
So close to signing them.
JAI
Thats great!
SAHIL
I know.
SAHIL
Usko kisne poocha hai?
(Who cares!)
Jai laughs.
SAHIL
No, seriously. He doesnt think.
JAI
Isnt that what you like about him?
SAHIL
Do you know he almost burnt us
alive?
JAI
Okay?
SAHIL
Im serious.
JAI
Amazing.
SAHIL
Im SERIOUS.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 19.
JAI
What did he do?
SAHIL
He left the gas on. Woh toh I got
home before him otherwise usko kya
hai, one cigarette and BOOM! Thats
it. Game over.
Jai laughs.
SAHIL
Why is that funny?
JAI
Its Alex.
SAHIL
I know. Thats why I dont want to
talk about it. This is MY weekend.
JAI
Sure.
JAI
Im good.
SAHIL
I forgot. Youre always good.
JAI
I am always good.
SAHIL
Shriman Superman and jet-lag is for
pussies, right?
JAI
Mm hmm.
SAHIL
So I guess we wont talk about the
Biryani party?
JAI
Uff.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 20.
SAHIL
I still have the picture of you,
passed out in the middle of the
party with Biryani on your-
SAHIL
Why can you not ask where were
going?
JAI
Welcome to Sahil!
SAHIL
(imitating him)
Welcome to Sahil.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 21.
The man leaps off his bed as Sahil zips and runs-
SAHIL
Shit. Shit shit shit, sorry!
RUN!
JAI
What? What happened?
SAHIL
Theres a guy in the house!
JAI
(guffaws)
Oh my God!
SAHIL
Run run run! Sorry, sorry...
As Sahil races up the hill, the man shouting expletives and
chasing Sahil down with a stick, almost reaching the car as
the two zip off into the night, laughing their asses off!
No response from Jai. The car slows down to take the left
towards Mahabaleshwar.
SAHIL
Jai?
Sahil looks over-- Jai has his head leaning on the window.
SAHIL
Jai?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 22.
JAI
Why?
SAHIL
Becahse we have a packed day.
JAI
Uff, did you over-schedule
everything?
SAHIL
Yup.
JAI
Gross.
SAHIL
Who told you to book a 48 hour
trip?
JAI
Cant we just relax?
SAHIL
Okay, what time is your meeting?
JAI
6 tomorrow.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 23.
SAHIL
I own you until then.
JAI
Im honored Sir but can you please
tell me where are we going?
SAHIL
Did you not read the sign?
JAI
What sign?
SAHIL
Oh my G-
SAHIL
Me too.
Both take in the quiet and nature.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 24.
SAHIL
Chalein?
(Shall we go?)
Jai nods. Sahil leads, Jai follows. Sahil beeps the clicker.
Carries the bags up into the little verandah and into the
room. Pulls out a ring of heavy, brass keys from his pocket
and unlocks the padlock on the door.
Pushes the double-doors open to reveal a classic resort
room. Brown wooden floor, pista-green walls, chestnut
furniture - Sahil enters first.
SAHIL
Arre, yeh kya hai-- (Excuse me,
why-)
Jai enters, sees the two single beds Sahil is referring to-
SAHIL
Yeh do-do bed kyon hai yahaan? (Why
are there two single beds?)
JAI
Is there a problem?
SAHIL
Kya har room mein do-do bed hain?
(Does every room have two beds?)
PORTER
Sir, woh do gents dekhke Sir ne
do-bed lagwaya idhar. Aapko kuch
aur chahiye toh bolo, hum change
kar sakte hain-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 25.
SAHIL
Hmmmm...
JAI
Sahil?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 26.
JAI
Tell me!
SAHIL
What?
JAI
Tell me!!
SAHIL
What?!
JAI
We can get two rooms if youd like-
SAHIL
Please let me sleep.
SAHIL
Is that why you canceled twice?
JAI
Hey come on, I was working!
SAHIL
Yeah. Standard American excuse.
JAI
Oh?
SAHIL
Toh mujhe toh sone do!?
(At least let me sleep!)
Jai relents, sliding off Sahil and sits down on the opposite
bed. He looks at Sahil, face buried into the pillow.
27.
JAI
No, dont even talk to me about
promotions right now. We have to
land this guys. Okay?
JAI (SKYPE)
Steve. I need the redline and a
clean copy on Royces desk by the
morning.
Sahil enters the bathroom and sits down on an upturned
bucket across from Jai.
JAI (SKYPE)
First thing in the morning. I need
him all set for the quarterlies-
JAI (SKYPE)
Um, no. Uhm-
He SLAPS Sahils foot away, trying to maintain his rhythm.
JAI (SKYPE)
Sorry, what was that?
Sahil tries again, grazing-
JAI (SKYPE)
You know what, lets do.. Um,
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 28.
Jai grabs some hair on Sahils shin and YANKS AT IT, making
Sahil "OW!" and exit the bathroom-
SAHIL (O/S)
Im going to flush that bloody
laptop down the toilet!
JAI (SKYPE)
Actually, lets not do that. Guys,
you know what, lets just take 5?
SAHIL (O/S)
Dont work with Jai. Hes a
soundrel.
And he flips his laptop shut, heading out into the bedroom
with a self-satisfied smile.
JAI
You should have just come in...
SAHIL
You were on the thing.
JAI
So what?
SAHIL
Achcha? (Right.)
JAI
It would have been fine.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 29.
SAHIL
Whatever.
JAI
What?
SAHIL
What would you have told your team?
The waiter has come in to pee?
JAI
Youre overthinking it.
SAHIL
Fine.
JAI
Im their boss sweet-cheeks, I
dont care what they think.
SAHIL
Noted Sir. Abhi please get dressed
so we can leave.
JAI
Give me ten.
SAHIL
Another skype?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 30.
SAHIL
Sorry!
SAHIL
No. No more work until 6 tomorrow.
JAI
Come on!
JAI
Im tired.
And Jai mimes being asleep. Sahil cant believe this.
SAHIL
Come on, are you serious?
JAI
I havent slept.
SAHIL
No, you can not sleep right now. We
have to go.
JAI
Good night.
Jai snores.
Sahil is pissed. Pulls out a belt from his bag.
SAHIL
Im going to count till 3, I swear
to God.
Jai looks up, sees the belt-
SAHIL
3.
Jai falls back asleep.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 31.
SAHIL
2.
So Sahil approaches Jai-
SAHIL
And. ONE!
LANDING one WHIP on him-
JAI
FUCKER!
Jai springs up from bed, Sahil runs for the bathroom,
slamming the door shut.
JAI
Youre DEAD.
Then doing his best Joe Pesci-
JAI
Youre dead, yerrr dead, yerr dead,
yerr dead, yerr dead - y hear me?
Jai walks away just as Sahil peeps out of the door again,
taunting him. Jai grabs the tea-cosy sitting on the
side-table and HURLS it at Sahil, the doors closing again,
Sahil guffawing from behind.
Jai smiles.
SAHIL (O/S)
Can we please go?
We hear Sahil through the windows.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 32.
JAI
No. We would have gotten signatures
today but some last minute stuff
came up so we had to push the
meeting to tomorrow.
JAI
Play. Dont stop.
Its wierd.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 33.
JAI
Play! Come on.
Sahil gives it another go as another couple joins his
audience.
SAHIL
Its a nice guitar.
JAI
You were really good.
SAHIL
Did you find anything?
JAI
You dont want the guitar?
SAHIL
No.
Sahil wants to go, heads out of that section-
JAI
Maybe you should cut your own
album.
SAHIL
Yeah, right! Thats what my clients
need: Musician ka manager musician.
Are you done with your shopping?
JAI
You dont think you should cut your
own album?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 34.
SAHIL
Never mind.
JAI
Listen. You were really good.
Sahil turns to look at him, skeptical.
JAI
Seriously.
SAHIL
Flirt saala. Im out of here now.
Jai laughs as they head out into the street.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 35.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 36.
SAHIL
Thanda. Thank you. (Cold. Thanks!)
JAI
There was a line.
SAHIL
So?
JAI
So I had to go.
Jai grabs the menus-
JAI
Whats good here?
SAHIL
You tell me. Youre the one who
loves this place.
Jai puts the menu back down-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 37.
JAI
Okay, Ill tell you what...
Anything you want.
SAHIL
Thank you, sooooo generous of you.
JAI
Sahil. Smile karo darling.
(Sahil. Please smile darling.)
Jai reaches across the table for Sahils hands but Sahil
pulls away and reaches for the menu instead-
SAHIL
If we dont order soon, they will
pee in our food.
JAI
Toh?
(So?)
Past the curtain separating the service area into-
JAI
I did. Its a little
Happy-Birthday-New-Year-Sorry-I-Couldnt-Come-The-Last-Two-Ti
cake.
The Server puts down two desert plates and looks to Jai, who
nods at him, letting him leave.
SAHIL
Achcha bete, chale chalo. (Thats
right, keep flirting).
JAI
Is it working?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 38.
SAHIL
(sarcastically)
Oh yeah, Im melting in your love
as we speak.
JAI
Great!
A Server comes up to the table-
JAI
Hey, whats that?
Sahil sees the Server. And hes holding a guitar in his
hands. With a big-red-bow on it.
SAHIL
Oh my God.
As Sahil stands up, taking the guitar from the
Server,cradling it like a baby. He unzips it, sees its the
same one from before.
SAHIL
Damn it.
Jai is beaming.
SAHIL
Thank you.
JAI
What was that?
SAHIL
Thank you.
JAI
Whaaaat?
SAHIL
Thank. You.
Jai is satisfied.
JAI
Sahil... The candle is melting.
Sahil blows the candle out with a smile, both eyes on Jai.
39.
JAI
I got you a guitar man!
Sahil smiles, continues packing-
SAHIL
Thank you.
JAI
Im not going.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 40.
SAHIL
Okay.
JAI
Fine.
SAHIL
Buddha.
(Old man)
Jai jumps forward, reaching for the guitar. Sahil tries to
but Jai gets there first. Sahil continues packing.
Jai strums-
JAI
(singing)
At least give me a kiss?
SAHIL
(singing)
Take a hike!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 41.
JAI
No, no no she thinks everything is
poison. Look, I just-
He snaps-
JAI
Youve got her for one weekend,
this is my everyday! Make her a
sandwich, put them in there, shell
eat that!
Jai sees Sahil turn the bedside lamp off in the room.
JAI
Im sorry, Im working. You know
what? Do what you want.
SAHIL
How is she?
Jai doesnt answer. Sahil looks at him from his bed.
They snuggle.
Its quiet here.
Jai nudges closer, kissing Sahil on the nape. He enjoys the
warmth of Sahils skin.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 42.
SAHIL
I dont want to hurt you.
JAI
You dont have to worry about me.
SAHIL
Jai, come on.
Jai stops. He relaxes his grip and they lie there.
SAHIL
So jaao, jaldi uthna hai. (Get some
rest, we have to be up early.)
Jai releases Sahil. Then, gets up off the bed and walks over
to his own as Sahil kills the lamp.
Jai undresses and gets under the covers.
JAI
Good luck. Im not going.
JAI
What?
Sahil peers out into the vista and screams:
SAHIL
TRY IT!
Echoes from all around.
Jai doesnt budge.
SAHIL
BUDDDDHE!
Whatever. Jai turns and walks out of the frame.
SAHIL
Okay.
JAI
NO.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 44.
SAHIL
Fine. Well just sit here.
Sahil takes his bag off and settles down on the other edge.
Exasperated, Jai hops over and starts making his way up the
hill. Sahil jumps up and joins.
JAI
We have a guy.
SAHIL
Some guard type?
Jai nods.
SAHIL
Does Aunty miss it?
JAI
No.
Jai focuses on climbing down-
SAHIL
Okay, fine, Im so sorry I brought
you to this dirty, rocky place. Im
such a moron no? Didnt let you
sleep, didnt let you eat, I barely
let you take a shower, Im a moron
no?
Jai still focused on the rocks.
SAHIL
Tell me Im a moron. Jai?
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 45.
SAHIL (contd)
Jai?
JAI
Sahil.
SAHIL
Okay, Ill lead.
Sahil jumps past Jai and leads the way into-
WIDE: A massive vista, huge canyon and the valley below wiht
a flat rock surface. We see two dots, our men making their
way there. Sahil gets there first, settles down on the rock.
Jai enters frame, following. He stops on a rock.
SAHIL
Oh come on, are you seriously going
to stop there?
Jai waits.
SAHIL
Come na...
Jai shakes his head.
SAHIL
Ill... kiss you!
Jai frowns at him. Sahil laughs and looks back out into the
vista.
SAHIL
Come.
Jai removes his blue shirt and makes his way to the rock.
They sit together.
SAHIL
What?
46.
Jai says nothing. Looks back ahead at the vista. Sahil does
too. The two sit there, the breeze running through their
hair.
SAHIL
Jai?
We can hear a shower running in the bathroom. Strides to
that door and RAT-A-TAT-TATs on it-
SAHIL
Jai!
JAI (O/S)
What?
SAHIL
Im going to settle the bill, BE
READY by the time Im back.
JAI (O/S)
Just take my credit-card, its in
my jeans.
SAHIL
No, no Ive got it.
JAI
What about it?
SAHIL
What are you working on right now?
JAI
Its this thing I have to finish.
SAHIL
What is it?
JAI
Real-estate.
SAHIL
Okay.
They drive.
JAI
Commercial. The builders are in
debt so we are moving in.
SAHIL
Okay.
JAI
They have to sell their units.
SAHIL
Cool. So whats the meeting for?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 48.
JAI
Nothing major. Finishing touches.
Need a couple of signatures and
then we get to announce it to our
buyers.
SAHIL
Cool.
They drive some more.
SAHIL
So... Hows Nafisa?
JAI
Youre such an asshole.
SAHIL
What?
SAHIL
Why? She would have been fine with
it.
JAI
Mom helping Nafisa do hijab.
Totally.
Sahil laughs some more.
JAI
Moms cool, she just grew up in a
different time.
SAHIL
Does she miss Mumbai?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 49.
JAI
Hates Manhattan. Hates me for
dragging her there.
SAHIL
Shell get used to it.
JAI
Hard to say anything with her
anymore. Her memory is pretty done,
you know. She still thinks Dad is
alive. Waiting for her. Here.
SAHIL
Why dont you bring her with you
the next time?
JAI
No, no thatll.. Just make things
worse.
Jai is lost in his thoughts.
SAHIL
Are you okay?
Jai thinks, then, smiling-
JAI
Yeah, I mean. After all, this is my
weekend.
Sahil smiles back at him. Jai adjusts his seat, lies back.
JAI
So, is Alex the I-Love-You type?
SAHIL
Matlab? (What do you mean?)
JAI
Does he say "I love you"?
SAHIL
When he screws up.
JAI
Why are you blushing?
SAHIL
Im not.
He is.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 50.
SAHIL
Hes an idiot.
JAI
And you?
SAHIL
Im with him na?
JAI
You love him?
SAHIL
We fight too much. And he doesnt
grow up. Which just makes me age
faster.
JAI
But you love him.
Sahil shrugs. Then picks up the iPhone and changes the track
to something louder, peppier as the car powers on.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 51.
Sahil leaps into the air and face plants on to the bed!
SAHIL
HE MADE IT!
As he reaches for the remote and flips the TV on. We see Jai
turn the shower on in the background.
52.
JAI
Sahil?
Sahil looks up-
SAHIL
Too hot for a tie.
Jai discards the tie. Wears his jacket-
JAI
Be ready. Back in an hour. Tops.
Sahil is lost in the TV.
SAHIL
Where is this thing?
JAI
Business Center. Downstairs.
SAHIL
Best of luck!
JAI
Hello! So, so sorry about the
delay, We were on the road
actually- And thank you so much for
your car.
Jai makes his way back around the table, past MR. ZARIWALA
in the center -- 50s, silver hair, crisp, white set of Kurta
Pyjamas. An accountant type, 40s, sits to his left.
The young, 20 something seated to MR. ZARIWALAs right,
wearing preppy formals in a preppy hair-do speaks up-
ADITYA
No worries Man, no worries.
JAI
Hi, how are you?
ADITYA
So, hows my baby?
Jai sits at the head of the table, next to Aditya.
JAI
As beautiful as ever.
ADITYA
Really surprising that you guys
drove, not many people prefer it.
Indain roads.
JAI
My friend drove actually.
ADITYA
You should have taken the driver
na, would have been much more
comfortable for you.
JAI
Thats okay, we just wanted to
relax. It was nice.
Jai pulls a valet-ticket from his jacket, puts it down-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 54.
JAI
Its with the hotel valet.
ADITYA
Take it to the airport, man!
JAI
No, thank you so much.
ADITYA
Really, take it. Its fine.
JAI
Absolutely not. Ill use the hotel
car. Thank you.
Big smiles all around. Jai takes his jacket off and cuffs up
his sleeves as he speaks-
JAI
Let me start by congratulating us.
This is a terrific first step and
everyone in the City sends you
their regards, especially Royce.
They know how hard we have worked
on this and the fact that its
culminating in a deal today? We
should all be very proud.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 55.
ADITYA
Well these two guys are not really
happy with the valuation. Everyone
else has signed except for these
two and were working on it.
Theyll get to it, they are just a
little.. you know... with the
valuation.
JAI
I really dont understand. We were
done. I got on a plane and flew
here because you told me we were
done. I told Royce we were done.
Thats why I flew here.
MR. ZARIWALA
Ho jayega.
(Well get it done.)
He gestures for Aditya to speak.
ADITYA
Great, its all solveable so dont
worry about it. See, there are
these two builders, we were
discussing the numbers internally
and- the commission needs to be
looked at.
JAI
Thats not possible.
ADITYA
The numbers are still the same and-
JAI
I really dont understand.
MR. ZARIWALA
Deal apne announce ki thi, it is
not closed. (Youve announced the
deal. It is not closed yet.)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 56.
JAI
Sure.
Jai points to the valet ticket sitting on the table. Sahil
leans over, grabs the ticket and-
MR. ZARIWALA
Hes your friend?
Jai nods. He can feel the color rush to his cheeks.
MR. ZARIWALA
Shall we continue?
JAI
Please.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 57.
Sahil sees him and kills the television, a big smile on his
face. Jai takes his jacket off and lays it on the single
chair near the entrance.
SAHIL
Whats up sweet-cheeks?
JAI
What are you talking about?
SAHIL
Okay.
JAI
What was that?
SAHIL
Why are you pissed?
JAI
Why do you think?
SAHIL
I thought you didnt care what they
thought. Youre their boss right?
Jai, exasperated-
JAI
How old are you...
SAHIL
Okay.
SAHIL
Okay. Can you just tell me what
happened?
Jai covers his face, hes so angry. Sahil gets off the bed
and walks towards the armoire-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 58.
SAHIL
What? Okay, fine, Ill get dressed.
Itll take me five minutes, I dont
know why youre making such a-
Jai grabs him, FIRMLY, and SMASHES him against the wall-
JAI
This must be fun for you, right?
JAI
Pushing me, pulling me - you like
fucking with me, right?
SAHIL
Jai.
JAI
I like you, you know that.
Sahil tries to squeeze out of his grip but Jais holding
strong.
SAHIL
And what do you think? I dont like
you?
Three days ago you told me you were
coming and I dropped everything to
be here with you. What do you think
that is?
JAI
Youre not here because you like
me.
SAHIL
Then what else?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 59.
SAHIL
Wow. Seriously?
JAI
Yeah.
SAHIL
Youre sick.
JAI
The Universe does not revolve
around you -- do you know what was
happening down there?
SAHIL
You said you were cool with it
right? I just wanted to show you
how not cool with it you are.
Sahil picks up his bag, starts stuffing it.
JAI
You think youve scaled Everest
because people know you can take a
dick up your ass?
Sahil puts his shoes on, shaking his head-
SAHIL
Fuck off.
JAI
Where are you going?
SAHIL
Goodbye Jai.
JAI
We have a dinner-
SAHIL
Yeah? Have fun.
Sahil picks up his bag, heads towards the door but Jai
blocks him.
JAI
What are you doing?
But Sahil pushes past so Jai pulls him back again, grabbing
his bag-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 60.
JAI
Just stop.
SAHIL
No.
JAI
Just because I said something for
once?
Sahil pushes past him, driving Jai CRAZIER. Jai throws
Sahils bag down, shoves him back against the wall, STEPPING
UP, getting really close to Sahils face-
JAI
Stop it.
I like you.
Sahil doesnt say anything.
JAI
But Im not your toy.
SAHIL
Fine.
So close, breathing each other.
JAI
So just stop being nice.
SAHIL
Okay.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 61.
SAHIL
Jai, stop.
Jai does. The two look at each other.
SAHIL
Stop.
But Jai only pushes him back on to the wall, PINNING HIM
DOWN now, KISSING him harder then,
SAHIL
This is not what you want!
PUSHING him towards the bed,
landing on top of him. The two kiss,
Jai covers Sahils mouth with his hand, grabbing his hair,
using the other to pull down Sahils boxers.
Sahil feels Jai finger him, its intrusive, offensive,
enjoyable, ecstatic, all at once-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 62.
SAHIL
Jai,-
But Jai keeps going, his grip on Sahil firm, nails in,
And on and on, until Jai collapses on top of Sahil, a
sweaty, helpless heap. Sahil digs his face into the pillows.
Release.
And Quiet.
Jai rolls off the bed and slides on down to the floor --
bruised. What the fuck has he done. He stays there, catching
his breath.
Then, Sahil gets up, covering himself in the sheet. He sits
up on the bed. He sees Jai on the floor, near the foot of
the bed.
JAI
Im so sorry.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 63.
ALEX
Thank you, and this-
Gesturing to the lean, gangly 21 year old seated next to
him-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 64.
ALEX
-is Junior.
JUNIOR
Aadit. Whats up!
Aadit smiles at them. He might be high.
JAI
Hey Aadit.
ALEX
(gesturing around)
Thats Jai. And that complaint box
over there is Sahil.
JUNIOR
What?
ALEX
Isko to main roz dekhta hoon, I
want to sit with the Yank.
(I see this one every day, I want
to sit with the Yank.)
Junior switches over to the chair opposite Sahil, Alex
slides in opposite Jai.
ALEX
Ive ordered us some wine.
Jai nods.
ALEX
White.
JAI
Cool.
ALEX
The most expensive one.
Which gets a giggle from Junior and a big frown from Sahil-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 65.
ALEX
(to Sahil)
Whats your problem? Hes paying
na!
JUNIOR
Yeah.
SAHIL
(to Alex, re: Junior)
Whats the story?
ALEX
You were gone, I got horny.
JUNIOR
(gasp)
What are you saying!
ALEX
Hes working on the commercial.
SAHIL
And?
ALEX
And I invited him to dinner.
JAI
You guys are doing a commercial?
Alex nods as the Server pours him a taste of wine.
JAI
What is it for?
Alex thinks, swirling his glass.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 66.
JUNIOR
Seriously?
Alex tastes the wine, still thinking-
SAHIL
(re: the wine tasting)
Youre ridiculous.
Alex offers the same glass to Jai-
ALEX
I dont know.
Jai takes the glass and sips the wine. Nods at the waiter,
offers Alexs glass back to him but Alex has already pulled
Jais glass to him, inviting the waiter to pour-
ALEX
Fans..? Bajaj fans?
JUNIOR
Youre joking, right?
ALEX
Bulbs?
JUNIOR
Scooty.
ALEX
Bajaj Scooty?
JUNIOR
Its not even Bajaj.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 67.
ALEX
(to Jai)
Why is he being mean?
SAHIL
Tumko commercial ka naam bhi nahin
maloom Alex.
(You dont even know the name of
the product Alex.)
ALEX
Kaam ho gaya na?
(But I got it done right?)
Done pouring everybodys wine, the waiter retreats.
ALEX
Jai. Whats wrong? Youre not
saying anything. Okay, okay okay -
how about a toast?
SAHIL
To Happiness. More than our fair
share.
Jai tips his glass to that, everybody clinks. They drink.
JUNIOR
Happiness is awesome!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 68.
SAHIL
Can you please stop?
ALEX
And hes eating my face and Im
like... and then BAM! The door
opens-
Sahil throws his napkin at Alex-
SAHIL
He was supposed to lock it.
ALEX
I did lock it, but, well, it opens,
I turn around and its the grooms
mother-
JAI JUNIOR
No! Shut up!
ALEX
Auntyji in a saree, holding
some-what was that?
Jai and Junior burst out laughing, the Server smiles. Sahil
scowls at the server-
ALEX
Stack of mithai or something and
this one goes under the bed,
OBVIOUSLY, and Im standing there
with my pants around my ankles, BIG
BONER-
SAHIL
ALEX!
JAI
What did she say?
ALEX
(imitating her)
Beta-
But Alex cant keep it together, laughing-
JAI SAHIL
What did she say!? Just stop.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 69.
ALEX
Beta.. honeymoon suite hai... (Son,
its the honemoon suite...)
Everybody explodes with laughter, except Sahil who is
shaking his head.
SAHIL
Can you stop laughing? She was very
sweet about it.
ALEX
Ive never seen his face turn
redder.
And everybody except Sahil dissolves into laughter again-
SAHIL
(to Junior)
Is he like this on set?
Junior nods, tears streaming down his eyes-
JUNIOR
Hes the best!
Jai places his hand on Sahils thigh to comfort him. Alex
notices this.
ALEX
This place isnt Mumbai. I dont
know why you always pick places
like these.
SAHIL
Because I was trying to cater to
everyones needs Alex.
ALEX
Isko na Hakims le ke jaate- (We
could have taken him to Hakims.)
SAHIL
He has a flight to catch.
Jai tastes his entree-
JAI
Um, the food looks delicious.
Junior nods, Sahil smiles.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 70.
ALEX
Meh.
JAI
Can you two stop bickering?
Alex chuckles-
ALEX
He hasnt even asked me the real
question yet.
JAI
Which is..?
ALEX
Poocho usko. (Ask him)
SAHIL
I have no idea what hes talking
about.
JAI
(to Sahil)
Tell me.
SAHIL
(to Alex)
I know you havent.
JAI
What?
SAHIL
I didnt want to spoil my mood so I
didn-
ALEX
Relax, I took care of it.
Sahil is surprised.
JAI
Is he talking about the electricity
bill?
ALEX
You told him!?!
SAHIL
I didnt tell him. It... came up.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 71.
ALEX
So thats what you did the whole
trip? Bitched about me?
SAHIL
Yeah. Most of it.
Alex throws Sahils napkin back at him.
Jai shakes his head, still adding it all up. The restaurant
is mostly empty now, the pianist has disappeared too.
ALEX
What about the steel thingy?
JAI
Too volatile.
SAHIL
Bill ke paise hain nahin, youll
invest? (Like youll ever invest,
you cant even pay your bills!)
ALEX
Spend money to make money baby!
Jai pulls his wallet out and puts his credit-card down.
ALEX
(to Junior)
So you got the..?
SAHIL (O/S)
Oh yeah. That. That was a surprise
actually.
Alex runs his hands over the handle, feeling the strings and
the smooth surface. Junior is firing up a joint on the
floor.
SAHIL (O/S)
I saw it at a gift shop earlier and
thw waiter suddenly shows up with
it! It was a lot of fun actually.
And next time, you have to come.
You just have to.
Alex carries the guitar over to Sahil and holds it out to
him.
SAHIL
What?
ALEX
Baja!
(Play it)
SAHIL
Are you mad?
ALEX
Im serious.
SAHIL
What is tonight, like talent night?
No way.
ALEX
Yes way.
Alex holds it up. Insisting. Serious.
Sahil sits up, takes the guitar in his hand making Alex
smile again.
Alex pulls a chair up against the night sky, creating a
little stage.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 73.
ALEX
Come!
SAHIL
No.
Alex waits at the chair. Sahil walks over.
Junior smokes his joint. Alex walks over, takes the joint
from Junior, smokes a puff as he walks over to the couch
where Jai is sitting.
Alex offers Jai the joint. Jai refuses. Sahil tunes the
guitar.
ALEX
Woh chaand wala baja na...
(Play that Moon Song)
Alex places the joint between Jais lips.
SAHIL
Dont be stupid.
ALEX
(to Jai)
Have you heard this?
SAHIL
Its not a song.
ALEX
(to Jai)
Can you please insist? He wont say
no to you.
SAHIL
No.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 74.
Sahil strums:
SAHIL
Ek chaand aasmaan mein,
Raat bhar thehra hai,
Chaand ko pata nahin...
Tera hai ya mera hai...
Alex jumps off the couch and pulls Jai on the floor,
assembling him into a dance as Sahil continues-
SAHIL
Ek chaand aasmaan mein,
Saari raat thehra hai,
Chaand ko pata nahin...
Tera hai ya mera hai...
Alex and Jai dance, Alex drawing Jai close, forcing him to
make eye-contact and enjoy the dance, leading him on TOP of
the coffee-table-
SAHIL
Koi bhi le jaaye isko,
Jaane kiska hak hai isko,
Bolo na...
Sahil stops. So Alex jumps off the table, grabbing the
guitar and putting it back in Sahils hands:
ALEX
Jaane do, Jaane do, come on?!
Making Sahil continue as Alex and Jai dance their amorphous
tizzy-
SAHIL
Jaane do, jaane do us baat pe...
Phir kabhi baat kar lenge...
Jai, smiling, steps off the table.
ALEX
Jaane do, jaane do, jaane do us
baat ko... Tere saath kar lenge...
Stops. Turns to look at Jai-
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 75.
ALEX
Howzzat?
Junior CLAPS ENTHUSIASTICALLY as Jai looks at them smiling.
JUNIOR
Did you actually write that?
Sahil doesnt acknowledge the compliment. Alex doesnt
release him.
Then-
ALEX
Okay. Gotta go.
SAHIL
Now?
ALEX
Got work in the morning.
SAHIL
Drive him to the airport?
ALEX
Sorry. Cant.
Matter of fact. Too bad. Alex releases Sahil and starts
dressing up. Sahil grabs his shoes to put them on, ready to
leave Jai there by himself-
ALEX
(to Sahil)
Stay.
SAHIL
How will I get home?
ALEX
Take a taxi.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 76.
SAHIL
Okay.
ALEX
Good. Junior?
SAHIL
Oh wow!
JUNIOR
what
ALEX
Were leaving.
JUNIOR
okay
SAHIL
No, no-you dont have to do that.
ALEX
Its okay.
As Alex picks up the heavy backpack-
ALEX
Kya hai isme!? (What the hell is in
this?)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 77.
SAHIL
Come on!
ALEX
Its okay. Saved his ass on set
today.
Jai returns with a small shoe-box and tosses it to Alex.
Alex feels its weight and bows down-
ALEX
Thank you!
Alex hands the box over to Junior, approaches Jai and kisses
Jai on his side-
ALEX
Thank you.
Junior approaches Jai, they hug. Sahil looks on.
Alex exits, Junior still smoking accidentally enters the
bedroom instead-
Alex yanks him back and leads him out-
ALEX
This way!
JUNIOR
Youre not my mom ya!
Jai shuts the door. Waits.
Watches Sahil from there. Sahil picks the guitar back up and
absentmindedly pluck the strings as he sits on the coffee
table.
Jai looks at him.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 78.
Sahil and Jai sit in the back, the windows are up -- Mumbai
speeds past, its twinkling lights reflected in the window.
Nothing much to say. Both staring out of the same window.
SAHIL
No. Jai dont-
JAI
Youre good to me.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 79.
SAHIL
Dont do this.
JAI
Tomorrow, day after, youre going
to realize what I did and youre
going to hate me-
SAHIL
Dont say that. Please.
JAI
Im sorry.
SAHIL
No stop youre sorry okay? Nothing
happened.
JAI
I have to go.
Sahil has tears in his eyes-
SAHIL
Nothing happened. Its... Jai. Its
okay, its okay!
JAI
Dont do that. Makes this all 100
times harder.
SAHIL
Jai... Jai. Please?
JAI
Stay.
SAHIL
No, no no-
Sahil wipes his eyes and walks along the curb, his eyes
searching then-
We see the familiar, white Ambassador approaching, honking
its way into the line.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 81.
Sahil rolls his window down, letting the air in. Hes a bit
lost, unsettled still.
They exit the airport.
ALEX
All good?
Sahil nods.
Alex retrieves a open packet of wafers from the floor, and
puts one into his mouth. Sahil turns to him, sees this-
ALEX
What?
Alex stuffs a fistful of chips into his mouth, driving at
the same time. Sahil watches him drop crumbs into Mr.
Sharmas car, biting his lip, its adorable and annoying.
Alex empties the last crumbs into his mouth, crushes the
packet, TOSSES it into the back-seat-
JUNIOR (O/S)
HEY!
Sahil turns around to see Junior passed out in the
back-seat-
ALEX
He needed a ride.
Never mind, Sahil focuses his energy back out of the window
as they exit the airport.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 82.
SAHIL
What?
But this time Jai doesnt break his gaze. He stares deep,
waits a second, then-
ALEX
What happened?
Sahil turns to look at Alex, doesnt say anything.
ALEX
Are you in loev?
SAHIL
Do you have to say every single
thing that comes into your mind?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 83.
JUNIOR
OYE! Sahil, break up with him ya...
Sahil laughs. The car drives on as EK CHAAND comes on, the
car speeding down the Mumbai night-
ALEX
By the way, Im sorry.
SAHIL
What?
ALEX
Telling you in advance, dont get
mad-
SAHIL
Jesus.
ALEX
Thats why Im telling you-
SAHIL
You didnt pay the bill.
Sahil shakes his head-
ALEX
Im doing it tomorrow, 100%, done -
Ive set an alarm and made an
appointment.
SAHIL
Its okay.
ALEX
What?
SAHIL
Its fine.
Sahil smiles-
ALEX
Okay, now Im really scared.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 84.
ALEX
No!
Sahil laughing now-
ALEX
I dont know what this is. Dont
laugh!
FADE TO BLACK