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<< Well, research boffins in the UK recently proved that hands-free headsets are actually worse for you.
Apparently they treat your whole body to a toasty microwaving, not just your brainpan.
At least, thats todays update on the Cellphone Cancer Scare Story >>
When will these unfounded, highly suspect and dismissably ridiculous allegations and urban legends
cease? I wear a Geargoyle(tm) HandsFree Liberator headset and phone accessory in several designer
colors and styles available at all the finer stores, and I have never experienced anything like you are
stating in a public forum except the usual everyday little insignificant negligible atmospheric static
discharges (or shocks as you insist on calling them) that we have *all* been experiencing ever since El
Nino, which authorities in reports have clearly stated as a fact were caused by normal volcanic activity.
Youve all seen the news reports, why do you insist in a public forum that this is the result of some evil
conspiracy? Really, it all sounds like some *Oliver Stone movie* or something *Art Bell* or other paranoid
delusionals would say. You dont want to be like them, do you?
I suppose you are referring to the findings of that research that was paid for by those Lesbian Mothers
Against Technology or whoever it was. Well, they can hardly be considered objective, can they? And Im
sure you can imagine as well as I can what their motives are. Because we all know what they are like.
Really, the owners of this forum should seriously consider making a public statement of their sincere
beliefs regarding this silly flap over these urban myths. The entire thread is of course evidence in any
*possible* litigation at any time in the future and must be archived without tampering. If we have any
arguable reason to believe that this storage in perpetuem is not being performed, we will of course have
to have the court seize all of the pertinent communications and continue to do so throughout the
proceedings for however long whatever we decide we might want to do might take. Incidentally, you pay
for the storage. Thats the law.
We can, of course, be persuaded to desist from these regrettable but inevitable actions given the proper
enticement and a sincere public display of submission and fealty.
And since it is so essential that the identities of the libellers be separated from the innocent bystanders,
the lurkers, we will of course need continual access to your address lists. Im sure the majority of the list
members would agree to that.
Freddy Pesci
Telecommunications Consultant
thats.a.moray@thenetwork.org
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