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She notices this one a little more, though its old adverts
are equally ramshackle. She thinks a little as she drives,
and just before the car comes to a third and final
dishevelled billboard, she screeches to a halt.
RED WELBYs office, window looking onto MAIN STREET and the
towns POLICE STATION. RED, a cool-looking young guy,
pretends to read a Penguin Classic as he observes the office
hottie, PAMELA, pass in a cute dress. MILDRED strides on in.
MILDRED
You Red Welby?
RED
Yes, maam. How may I...?
MILDRED
They said those three billboards out on
Culpepper Road, youre in charge of *
renting them out, that right?
RED
I didnt know we had any billboards out
on... Where is Culpepper Road? *
MILDRED
Road out past the Sizemore turning no-
one uses since the highway got put in.
RED
Youre right. Got three billboards out
there. Nobodys put nothing up out
there since... 1986. That was
Huggies.
2.
MILDRED
How much to rent out all three of em
the year?
RED
The year? You wanna pay for three
billboards on a road no-one goes down
unless they got lost or theyre
retards, for a year?
MILDRED
Quick, aint ya, Welby?
RED
Well... since what I say goes these
days down at the Ebbing Advertising
Desk, Im gonna strike you a real good
deal on those billboards, now, what was
it you said your name was, Mrs...?
MILDRED
Whats the law on what ya can and cant
say on a billboard? I assume its ya
cant say nothing defamatory, and ya
cant say, Fuck Piss or Cunt.
That right?
RED
(taken aback)
Or... Anus.
MILDRED
Well I think Ill be alright then.
Heres five thousand for the first
month. I assume thatll cover it.
MILDRED (CONTD)
And heres what the billboards oughta
say.
She hands him three index cards. He reads the first, the
second, the third. Stunned.
MILDRED (CONTD)
Why dont ya draw up a little contract
betwixt us while youre at it, make
sure no-one rents them billboards out
from under me?
RED
I guess youre Angela Hayes mother.
MILDRED
Thats right, Im Angela Hayes mother.
3.
MILDRED (CONTD)
Names Mildred. How long before youve
got em put up?
RED
(checking calendar)
Oh, shall we say by... July 4th?
MILDRED
July 4th? Thatd be perfect.
DIXON
Hey! What the Hells this?!
LATINO
Que?
DIXON
How come Chief Willoughby? what?
LATINO
What?
DIXON
Yeah!
LATINO
Huh?
DIXON
How come what?
LATINO
What?!
DIXON
Listen, I better start getting some
straight answers outta you Mexican sons
of bitches...
4.
DIXONS POV: The back of the second billboard, and the BLACK
GUY finishing up with the posters there. END POV.
DIXON
(to himself)
What the Hell is this?
(to JEROME)
Hey you? What the Hell is this?
JEROME
What the Hells what?
DIXON
This!
JEROME
Advertising, I guess.
DIXON
Advertising what?
JEROME
Something obscure?
DIXON
Ill say!
JEROME
Dont I know your face from some place?
DIXON
I dunno, do ya?
JEROME
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
DIXON
I could arrest you right now, if I
wanted to.
5.
JEROME
For what?
DIXON
For... emptying out your bucket there.
Its against the... being bad against
the environment laws.
JEROME
Well, before you do that, Officer
Dixon, why dont you go have yourself a
look at that first billboard over
there, and then we can have ourself a
talk about the motherfucking
environment. How about that?
DIXON
Fuck me.
ANNE
Dont...
WILLOUGHBY
Dixon, you goddam asshole, Im in the
middle of my goddam chicken dinner...
DIXON
I know, Chief, and Im sorry for
calling ya at home and all, but uh, I
think weve got kind of a problem...
She continues to the other end of town, a GIFT SHOP she works
at. MILDREDs co-worker, DENISE, black, 28, smokes outside.
MILDRED
Sorry Im late, Denise.
DENISE
Did you put up those billboards to fuck
with the cops yet?
MILDRED
Theyre up.
DENISE
You go, girl! You go fuck those cops
up!
She pats MILDRED on the back, tosses her cigarette away, and
they go inside.
DESK SERGEANT
What the fuck do you think youre
doing, Welby, buncha billboards like
that, you didnt think thered be some *
kinda ramifications? Legally? *
7.
RED
What kinda legal ramifications, Cedric? *
DESK SERGEANT
You want me to explain the legal
ramifications, a little punk like you?
And dont call me Cedric. *
RED
Aint contravening no laws on
propriety, aint contravening no laws
on any fucking thing. I checked all
this up.
DESK SERGEANT
Oh yeah, whered you check all this up?
RED
In a... book. *
DESK SERGEANT
Which book, genius? *
RED
Book called Suck my ass, its none o
your business.
DESK SERGEANT
Do you really want to fuck with the
Ebbing Police Department, Welby?
RED
Aint nothing to do with me, man, I
just rent the space out.
WILLOUGHBY
How long has this person, or persons,
rented these billboards out for?
RED
Oh, the year.
WILLOUGHBY
And how long she actually paid for?
RED
The year.
WILLOUGHBY
So its a she, huh?
RED
(pause)
Aint at liberty to divulge that kinda
information, Chief.
8.
WILLOUGHBY
Mildred Hayes, perhaps?
RED
Aint at liberty to divulge that kinda
information, Chief.
WILLOUGHBY
Do you really wanna fuck with the
Ebbing Police Department, Red? Do ya?
RED
I guess.
DIXON
He said what?! To your face?!
DESK SERGEANT
No crime has been committed here.
DIXON
Defamation of character aint a crime?
DESK SERGEANT
It isnt defamation if shes simply
asking a question.
DIXON
What are you, an idiot?
DESK SERGEANT
Dont call me an idiot, Dixon.
DIXON
I didnt call you an idiot. I asked if
you was an idiot. It was a question.
WILLOUGHBY
(smiling)
He got ya, Cedric!
DIXON
Well Im gonna do something about it if
yous two aint.
WILLOUGHBY
Where you going? Dont fly off the
handle!
DESK SERGEANT
Why in hell you keep that man on, Bill?
9.
WILLOUGHBY
Hes a good man. At heart.
DESK SERGEANT
He tortured a guy in custody, Bill.
WILLOUGHBY
There was no... real evidence to
support that.
DIXON
Take em down.
RED
Hah?
DIXON
Take em down.
RED
Take what down?
DIXON
You think I wouldnt take you out,
right here on Main Street, Red?
RED
Thought you only take out black dudes,
Dixon...
DIXON
(to WELBY)
Aint nobody never goes down that road,
anyways. Unless they got lost, or
theyre retards.
GABRIELLA
Fuck me!
GABRIELLA
This your first time on tv?
MILDRED
Uh-huh.
GABRIELLA
Well, dont be nervous, is the main
thing, and itll be fine. Just dont *
look into the camera, obviously. *
GABRIELLA (CONTD)
In three, two, one. So, Mildred Hayes,
why did you put up these billboards?
MILDRED
Well, my daughter, Angela, she got
abducted, and she got raped and murdered
seven months ago, on this self-same
stretch o road here, unfortunately,
and, to me... I mean, to me, it seems
like the local police department is too
busy goin round torturing black folks *
to be bothered doing anything about
solving actual crime, so I kinda thought
these here billboards might, yknow,
concentrate their minds some. You know
what I mean?
MILDRED (CONTD)
Was that too nervous? Or was that about
right?
DIXON sits beside his MOMMA on the couch and is just to bite
into a sandwich...
DIXON
Whatcha watching, Momma?
MILDRED (TV)
Seems like the local police department
is too busy goin round torturing black
folks to be bothered doing anything
about solving actual crime...
DIXON
(mouthing)
Fuck.
ANNE
You alright there, fella?
WILLOUGHBY
Looks like we got a war on our hands.
MILDRED
What?
WILLOUGHBY
Can we talk?
MILDRED
About?
WILLOUGHBY
Um... Mostly... or, the first thing I
wanted to say was... is... I got two
girls myself, Mrs Hayes...
MILDRED
Oh Jee-sus! Here we go... *
WILLOUGHBY
(taken aback)
And I dont know what Id do if
anything bad happened to em. Tear the
whole world apart, I guess...
MILDRED
Tear the whole world apart, huh? How
about just catch the guy who did it?
WILLOUGHBY
Id do anything to catch the guy who
did it, Mrs Hayes. But when the DNA
dont match no-one whos ever been
arrested, and when the DNA dont match
any other crime nationwide, and when
there wasnt a single eyewitness from
the time she left your house to the
time we found her, well, right now
there aint too much more that we can
do, except...
MILDRED
Could pull blood from every man and boy
in this town, over the age of eight.
WILLOUGHBY
Theres civil rights laws prevents
that, Mrs Hayes, and what if he was
just passing thru town...
MILDRED
Pull blood from ever man in the
country, then.
WILLOUGHBY
And what if he was just passing thru
the country?
MILDRED
If it was me, Id start up a database,
every male baby whats born, stick em
on it, cross-reference it, and as soon
as they done something wrong, make a
hundred percent certain it was a
correct match, then kill em.
WILLOUGHBY
Yeah, well, theres definitely civil
rights laws prevents that.
(MORE)
13.
WILLOUGHBY (CONT'D)
(pause)
Not all men are like that, Mrs Hayes.
MILDRED
No, youre wrong. Theres a handful of
men who wouldnt rape a girl if they
knew they could get away with it and
you know who they are? Queers! God
bless em!
WILLOUGHBY
You include your son in all that?
MILDRED
In Queers? The way he plays baseball
I do.
WILLOUGHBY
Im doing everything I can to track him
down, Mrs Hayes. I dont think those
billboards is very fair.
MILDRED
The time its took you to come out here
whining like a bitch, Willoughby, some
other poor girls probably being
butchered right now, but its good
youve got your priorities straight,
Ill say that for ya.
WILLOUGHBY
Theres something else, Mildred.
(pause)
I got cancer. Im dying.
MILDRED
I know it.
WILLOUGHBY
Huh?
MILDRED
I know it. Most everbody in town knows
it.
WILLOUGHBY
You know it, and you still put those
billboards up?
MILDRED
Well, they wouldnt be as effective
after you croak, right?
ROBBIE
Howd it go?
14.
MILDRED
I was kinda harsh, but I think he knows
who hes dealing with now, anyways.
GABRIELLA
Chief Willoughby, whats your reaction
to the billboards that Mildred Hayes
has put up..?
WILLOUGHBY
Well, were sorry that Mrs Hayes has
felt the need to take such a step,
however were doing everything in our
power to move this case forward, and
the only way to do that, I believe, is
to calmly focus on the facts in this
case.
GABRIELLA
And her accusation that members of your
department are too busy torturing black
people to do anything about...
WILLOUGHBY
That wouldnt really be focussing on
the facts in the case, would it, miss?
Now if youll...
BLACK REPORTER
Is it true that youve got cancer,
Chief Willoughby?
DIXON
Told ya we shoulda just took em down
when we had the chance, Chief, and now
look.
DESK SERGEANT
Got a buncha calls from a dozen
different news agencies, Bill, what you
want me to tell em?
15.
WILLOUGHBY
Tell the white ones they can kiss my
ass, tell the black ones youre gonna
send Dixon down to torture em... Oh,
you dont do that no more, do ya,
Dixon?
DIXON
I never did that then!
WILLOUGHBY
And what are you doing here?!
ANNE
Um... Picnic? *
WILLOUGHBY
How come every goddam asshole in this
town knows that I got cancer?! Huh?!
Even that goddam Hayes woman, she knew!
ANNE
I dont know, Bill, but... Picnic?
WILLOUGHBY
Got wine?
ANNE
Have I got wine? *
DIXON
Well looky looky, if it aint the
instigator of this whole goddam affair
in the first place...
RED
I didnt instigate shit, Dixon...
DIXON
Playing pool against the town midget. *
JAMES
Hes right, Red, you are playing pool
against the town midget. *
RED
Well hes a cop, yknow, hes
observant.
DIXON
You know, I always disliked you, Red,
ever since high school times.
RED
Well thats unfortunate. I always
thought you was great.
DIXON
Even your name, Red Welby. Even your
name I disliked.
RED
Well... okay.
DIXON
Like you was some kind of a goddam
Communist or something, and proud of
it.
RED
No, it was when I was younger I had red
hair.
WELBY misses.
DIXON
Do you know what they do to faggots
down in Cuba, Welby?
RED
Wow, thats left-field... No, what do
they do to faggots down in Cuba, Dixon?
DIXON
They kill em! Which, it might surprise
you to learn, I am against.
RED
Im not sure if they do kill faggots
down in Cuba, Dixon. I know Cubas
human rights record is pretty
deplorable when it comes to
homosexuality, but killing em? Are you *
sure you aint thinking of Wyoming?
DIXON
Always with the smart-ass...
17.
DIXON (CONTD)
Jesus! Hes quite good, isnt he? *
(pause)
Willoughbys a good man, Red. He
shouldnt have this be the only thing
he thinks about, the last months left
to him.
RED
The last months what?
DIXON
Oh. You didnt know. Yeah. Pancreatic.
MILDRED
Im up next if any of you ole ladies
ever quit yakking.
DIXON
Rude.
JAMES
Saw you on TV the other day, Mildred.
MILDRED
Oh yeah?
JAMES
Yeah, you looked good. *
JAMES (CONTD)
I mean, yknow, you came across really
good, in the things you were saying. *
DIXON
I didnt think you came across really
good in the things you were saying. I *
thought you came across stupid-ass. *
MILDRED
Aint it about time you got home to
your momma, Dixon?
DIXON
No it aint time I got home to my
momma. I tole her I was gonna be out
til twelve. Actually.
18.
DIXON (CONTD)
Jesus!
JAMES
Me v. you, Mildred!
RED
Um... there wont be any problem making
next months payment, will there,
Mildred?
MILDRED kicks JAMES little box out of the way and breaks,
real hard, potting two or three. *
MILDRED
There wont be no problem.
MILDRED
Hey Robbie? I think that midget wants
to get in my pants...
MILDRED (CONTD)
Father Montgomery.
FATHER MONTGOMERY
Mildred. Im sorry for calling on you
so late, although I must say Robbies
been the consummate host. Despite his
having, he was just telling me,
something of a tricky day at school.
ROBBIE
Oh, no, just some of the guys on the
team was giving me crap.
MILDRED
Crap about what?
19.
FATHER MONTGOMERY
About the billboards. Which is, uh,
kind of what Ive come to have a word
with you about, Mildred.
MILDRED
Oh. Proceed.
FATHER MONTGOMERY
I know its been hard for you, Mildred,
this past year. We all do. The whole
town does. And whatever it is you need,
well be there for you. Always. But the
town also knows what kind of a man
William Willoughby is. And the town is
dead set against these billboards of
yours.
MILDRED
Took a poll, did ya, Father?
FATHER MONTGOMERY
If you hadnt stopped coming to church,
Mildred, youd be aware of the depth of
peoples feelings. I had a dozen people
come up to me on Sunday. So, yes, I
took a poll. Everybody is on your side
about Angela. No-ones on your side
about this.
MILDRED
Yknow what I was thinking about,
earlier today? I was thinking bout
those streetgangs they got in Los
Angeles, the Crips and the Bloods? I
was thinking about that buncha new laws
they came up with, in the 80s I think
it was, to combat those street-gangs,
those Crips and those Bloods. And, if I
remember rightly, the gist of what
those new laws said was, if you join
one of these gangs, and youre running
with em, and down the block from you
one night, unbeknownst to you, your
fellow Crips, or your fellow Bloods,
shoot up a place, or stab a guy, well,
even though you didnt know nothing
about it, even though you mayve just
been standing on a streetcorner minding
your own business, those new laws said
you are still culpable. You are still
culpable, by the very act of joining
those Crips, or those Bloods, in the
first place. Which got me thinking,
Father, that whole type of situation is
kinda similar to you Church boys, aint
it?
(MORE)
20.
MILDRED (CONT'D)
Youve got your colors, youve got your
clubhouse, youre, for want of a better
word, a gang. And if youre upstairs
smoking a pipe and reading a bible
while one of your fellow gang members
is downstairs fucking an altar boy
then, Father, just like the Crips, and
just like the Bloods, youre culpable.
Cos you joined the gang, man. And I
dont care if you never did shit or
never saw shit or never heard shit. You
joined the gang. Youre culpable. And
when a person is culpable to altar-boy-
fucking, or any-kinda-boy-fucking, I
know you guys didnt really narrow it
down, then they kinda forfeit the right
to come into my house and say a word
about me, or my life, or my daughter,
or my billboards. So, why dont you
just finish your tea there, Father, and
get the fuck outta my kitchen.
ROBBIE
But thanks for coming up anyway,
Father.
DOCTOR
How you been feeling, Bill?
WILLOUGHBY
Oh, like I got cancer in a major organ.
DOCTOR
Well I just want you to know, were all
on your side about this Mildred Hayes
thing...
WILLOUGHBY
If I have to hear that one more fucking
time...!
WILLOUGHBY wrenches the needle from his arm, and tosses the
vial at a wall, where it smashes and splatters.
WILLOUGHBY (CONTD)
Im done with this shit. I cant waste
my life waiting here.
21.
WILLOUGHBY
Get me the file on the Hayes case.
DIXON
The Angela Hayes case or the Mildred
Hayes case?
WILLOUGHBY
There is no Mildred Hayes case.
DIXON
Weve had two official complaints about
the billboards.
WILLOUGHBY
From who?
DIXON
A lady with a funny eye and a fat
dentist.
WILLOUGHBY
Get me the file on the Angela Hayes
case. A lady with a funny eye, Jesus
Christ.
WILLOUGHBY
Late night?
DIXON
No.
WILLOUGHBY
Lay off that Welby guy.
DIXON
Or youll do what?
WILLOUGHBY
Or Ill kick your Mommas teeth in.
DIXON
No you wont. *
(pause)
Who told ya I was laying on him anyway?
The midget?
22.
WILLOUGHBY
What the fuck are you talking about?! *
DIXON
Poor little fella.
(pause)
How come, Chief Willoughby? How come
you let a poor little ground squirrel
die?
WILLOUGHBY
(distantly)
What?
DIXON
What? No, nothing. I saw a dead ground
squirrel.
WILLOUGHBY
I dont think we can regard him as a
suspect, Dixon.
DIXON
Yeah, well I know that. Hes a
squirrel.
(pause)
What are you looking for, anyway?
Theres nothing to look for.
WILLOUGHBY
No shit, Sherlock.
JAPANESE WOMAN
Wirriam Wirroughby!
23.
WILLOUGHBY
Thats right! Wirriam Wirroughby!
JAPANESE MAN
Aww, Wirriam Wirroughby, aww.
DIXON
Its Willoughby. Willoughby.
MILDRED
I dont know what it is. The filling
feels like its kinda waggling.
GEOFFREY
Well if its waggling its gonna haveta
come out.
MILDRED
(bemused)
Aint you gonna have a look at it
first?
GEOFFREY
Its gonna haveta come out.
MILDRED
Uh, can I get a little Novocaine,
there, Doc?
24.
GEOFFREY
Give it a couple minutes.
MILDRED
(pause)
Maybe it wasnt waggling. Maybe it was
just my fingers going in and out.
GEOFFREY
I just wanted to say... Theres a lotta
good friends of Bill Willoughby in this
town, Mrs Hayes, who dont take kindly
to...
But MILDRED has already grabbed the drill hand, then grabbed
the hand that was holding her mouth open. She slowly starts
bringing one hand towards the other, the whirring drill
aiming towards his big fat thumbnail.
CLOSE UP: The drill gets closer and closer to his thumbnail.
GEOFFREY sweating...
MILDRED determined...
MILDRED
Then why dont you tell those good
friends of Bill Willoughby to tell Bill
Willoughby to go do his fucking job,
fat boy.
WILLOUGHBY
Hey there, Mildred! You didnt happen
to pay a visit to the dentist today,
did ya?
MILDRED
(unintelligibly)
No.
WILLOUGHBY
Huh?
MILDRED
(unintelligibly)
Said No.
WILLOUGHBY
Oh. So it wasnt you who drilled a
little hole in one of big fat
Geoffreys big fat thumbnails, no?
MILDRED
(unintelligibly)
Of course not.
WILLOUGHBY
Huh?
MILDRED *
(unintelligibly) *
I said Of course not. *
DENISE
You drilled a hole in the dentist?
MILDRED
(unintelligibly)
No, Denise, I didnt.
DENISE
Huh?
WILLOUGHBY
Well, I thought it was kinda funny
myself, but he wants to press charges,
so were gonna have to bring you in,
Im afraid.
MILDRED
(unintelligibly)
Denise, aint I been here with you all
day?
26.
DENISE
Baby, I dont know what youre talking
about, with the Novocaine and all.
MILDREDS POV: Across the road, WELBY and PAMELA are looking *
out at a cat on the awning below his window in the sunshine. *
WELBYs obviously into her, but shy about it. END POV. *
MILDRED
So hows it all going in the nigger-
torturing business, Dixon?
DIXON
Its Persons of color-torturing
business, these days, if you want to
know. And I didnt torture nobody.
DIXON (CONTD)
Goddam saying that goddam stuff on TV.
My momma watches that station!
MILDRED
And she didnt know nothing about your
torturing escapades?
DIXON
No she didnt know anything about it.
Shes against that kinda thing.
WILLOUGHBY
Whos against what kinda thing?
DIXON
My momma. Is against Persons-of-color
torturing. She said nigger-torturing.
I said you cant say that no more. You
gotta say Persons-of-color torturing.
Right?
WILLOUGHBY
I think Ill be able to take care of
Mrs Hayes on my own from hereon, Jason.
27.
DIXON
Sure, Chief, Ill be right outside if
you need me.
WILLOUGHBY
Dont gimme that look. If you got rid
of every cop with vaguely racist
leanings then youd have three cops
left and all o them are gonna hate the
fags so what are ya gonna do, yknow?
WILLOUGHBY (CONTD)
I wanna know something, Mildred...
MILDRED
Does sitting up high like that make you
feel more powerful, Chief?
WILLOUGHBY
Im sorry, Mildred, Ill go sit where I was
if it makes you feel more comfortable.
MILDRED
I didnt say I was uncomfortable. I
dont get uncomfortable around cops.
Sit wherever you want. Its your police
station.
WILLOUGHBY
Whyd ya drill a hole thru poor fat
Geoffreys thumbnail?
MILDRED
Oh, that didnt happen, Chief. His hand
slipped and he drilled a hole thru his
self. Is he saying I done it? Jeez,
then I guess its just his word against
mine, huh? Kinda like in all those rape
cases you hear about. Except, in this
instance, the chick aint losing. *
WILLOUGHBY
It aint really about winning or
losing, though, is it, Mildred? I mean,
do you think I care about who wins or
loses between the two of yous? Do you
think I care about dentists? I dont
care about dentists. Nobody cares about
dentists!
(MORE)
28.
WILLOUGHBY (CONT'D)
I do care about, or Im interested in,
tying you up in court so long that your
hours at the gift shop are so shot to
shit that you aint got a penny to pay
for another months billboards. Im
interested in that.
MILDRED
Oh, I got dough put away...
WILLOUGHBY
What I heard was you had to sell off
your ex-husbands tractor-trailer to
even pay for this months billboards,
that right?
(pause)
How is ole Charlie, by the way? He
still shacked up with that pretty
little intern works down at the zoo?
MILDRED
Hes still shacked up with some chick
who smells of shit. I dont know if the
zoos got anything to do with it.
Although Id hope so.
WILLOUGHBY
How old is she? Nineteen? That must
smart.
MILDRED
Keep trying, Officer. Keep trying.
WILLOUGHBY
Whats Charlie think about these here
billboards of yours, an ex-cop like
Charlie?
MILDRED
Ex-cop, ex-wife-beater. Same
difference, I guess, right?
WILLOUGHBY
His word against yours, though, right?
(pause)
Charlie dont know about them, does he?
MILDRED
(mumbled) *
Its none of his business.
WILLOUGHBY *
What was that? I couldnt... *
MILDRED *
I said its none of his business. *
29.
WILLOUGHBY
Hes kinda paying for em though, aint
he?
MILDRED
Im paying for em.
WILLOUGHBY
This month you are. How about when...
WILLOUGHBY (CONTD)
I didnt mean to...
MILDRED
I know...
WILLOUGHBY
It was an accident...
MILDRED
I know.
WILLOUGHBY
Its blood.
MILDRED
I know.
MILDRED (CONTD)
Ill go get somebody...
WILLOUGHBY
Just let her go.
WILLOUGHBY (CONTD)
Just let her go!
34 OMITTED 34 *
GEOFFREY
Take em down.
MILDRED
Any of you funny-eyed fuckers even
think about touching those billboards,
you will fucking die. You got that? You
will fucking die.
JEROME
Yeah, leave her alone. Those billboards
are cool!
JEROME picks up his jeep and heads off, and MILDRED is left *
to walk away alone, the TOWNSPEOPLE watching, GEOFFREY
rubbing his ankle.
From his second storey window, RED WELBY has been watching
the distant scene. He looks across at the police station, and *
sees that DIXON has been watching HIM from his ground floor
window. DIXON slowly closes his blinds.
MILDRED
(yawning)
How was school?
ROBBIE
Do birds get cancer?
MILDRED
Huh?
ROBBIE
Birds. Do they get cancer?
31.
MILDRED
I dont know. Dogs do.
ROBBIE
Yeah, well, I wasnt talking about
dogs, was I?
ROBBIE (CONTD)
Great, the good ole Raped While Dying
route home. Cos if there was two *
seconds in a day when I didnt think
about her, and wasnt thinking about
how she died, There ya go, Robbie, *
think about it some more, why dont
ya? Its good, too, that as much as a
person mightve tried to avoid the
details of what happened, cos he didnt
think itd do any good, and he didnt
think he could bear it, its also good
to be informed in twenty foot high
lettering, and a real nice font, the
precise details of her last moments,
yknow? That it wasnt enough that she
was raped, and it wasnt enough that
she died, no. Raped While Dying.
Thank you, mom.
MILDRED
I gave you the police reports...
ROBBIE
I didnt read em! Im depressed enough
as it fucking is!
ROBBIE slams into his room, leaving MILDRED alone and quiet.
Everyone in the worlds against her. She goes into ANGELAs
room, sits on the bed a while, then lies there, clutching
ANGELAs pretty negligee top. Smells its perfume. She doesnt
cry. She just lies there, staring.
DOCTOR
Were gonna need to keep you in a few
days, Bill. You shouldnt be coughing
up blood.
WILLOUGHBY
Yeah, I kinda guessed that, Doc.
32.
DOCTOR
Ill swing by in the morning. Anne.
ANNE
Guess Ill go get your coat, huh?
WILLOUGHBY
Well you know I aint staying...
ANNE
And you know I aint arguing.
She smiles and goes out, footsteps echo away, leaving him
alone there, in the sterile quiet. Scared.
DIXON beside his MOMMA on couch. Hes got his rabbit on his
lap, she pours a margarita from a ready-made plastic pack.
Theyre watching on TV the start of Dont Look Now.
DIXON
Oh not Donald Sutherland again! What is
this, a Donald Sutherland season?! *
MOMMA
I like him. I like his hair.
DIXON
Hair!
MOMMA
This is the one where his little girl
dies.
DIXON
Always a plus in a movie! *
(pause)
It any good?
MOMMA
Its got a great sex scene.
MOMMA (CONTD)
Talking of dead children, whats *
happening with the Billboard lady?
DIXON
Oh that woman wont listen to reason.
Shes as tough as a boot! *
33.
MOMMA
Oh. Why dont you just fuck her over
thru her friends then?
DIXON
Huh?
MOMMA
Yknow, why dont you fuck her friends
over? Make her come around that way. Has
she got some friends you could fuck over?
MOMMA (CONTD)
Told ya.
MILDRED
Slipped. Oops.
She stares at him, deadpan, as milk and cereal drip down his
face and hair.
ROBBIE
You... old... fuck.
MILDRED
(suppressing laughter)
I aint old, Robbie..
ROBBIE cant help but smile, then hears the sound of a car
pulling up on the gravel outside.
ROBBIE
Thats dad.
Her ex, CHARLIE, slams his car door shut and approaches the
front door as ROBBIE opens it. CHARLIEs nineteen year old
girlfriend, PENELOPE, remains in the passenger seat.
34.
ROBBIE
Hey dad! How you doing?
CHARLIE
Wheres the crazy lady...?
CHARLIE
The kids got fucking Sugar Puffs in
his fucking hair! Whats going on
around here? And what the fucks going
on with these fucking billboards,
Mildred?
MILDRED
Kinda self-explanatory, aint it?
CHARLIE
Well why dont you just explain it to
me?
MILDRED
Guess it aint self-explanatory then.
Well, yknow, I guess I wanted certain
peoples minds kept on certain peoples
jobs, is all. I hadnt heard a word
from em in seven goddam months, but I
tell ya this, I heard an awful lot from
em since I put those billboards up...
CHARLIE
You think this has focussed their
minds? Ill tell you what its focussed
their minds on. Its focussed their
minds on how exactly are they gonna
fuck you up.
MILDRED
The more you keep a case in the public
eye, the better your chances of getting
it solved, its in all the guidebooks,
Charlie.
CHARLIE
You dont know cops.
MILDRED
I know one cop. Thats plenty.
CHARLIE
How much those billboards cost?
35.
MILDRED
Bout the same as a tractor-trailer.
ROBBIE sniggers.
CHARLIE
What the fuck are you laughing at?
ROBBIE
Nothing.
CHARLIE
Laughed at by a guy with fucking cereal
in his hair!
ROBBIE
Hows Penelope?
CHARLIE
Huh? Shes alright.
ROBBIE
Why dont you invite her in, save
leaving her sitting there?
MILDRED
Shes here?!
CHARLIE
Shes out in the car.
MILDRED
Oh. That explains it.
CHARLIE
That explains what?
MILDRED
I knew I could smell something.
ROBBIE
Let her go.
PENELOPE
Oh, um, I kinda needed to use the
bathroom, but if its inconvenient,
actually it is inconvenient, isnt it,
I can see its inconvenient, I can hold
it, its alright...
36.
ROBBIE
Its the first door, down the hall.
PENELOPE
Are you sure? I feel like Im
intruding...
CHARLIE
Just go pee!
CHARLIE (CONTD)
Since when did you grow a pair of
balls?
ROBBIE
Bout seven months ago.
MILDRED
Look, youve said what you came to say.
Okay? Why dont ya just go get zoo girl
and get the hell out of my house?
Alright?
PENELOPE
Um, actually, zoo-wise, they were
letting people go at the zoo,
unfortunately, and it was a case of
Last in, first out, so, yeah,
unfortunately the zoo had to let me go.
But they were looking for people down
at the horse-rides for the disableds,
to look after the horses down there, so
Im working down there now, looking
after the disableds horses, so...
(pause)
The horses arent disableds. The
disableds are.
(pause)
I like all animals.
CHARLIE
Dont say a word.
MILDRED
I wasnt gonna say a word.
37.
CHARLIE
Dont you think I dont wish it had
never happened?! Dont you think I
dont wish she was here still?!
MILDRED
I know you do. I know you do.
CHARLIE
Billboards aint gonna bring her back,
Mildred.
MILDRED
Neither is fucking nineteen year olds,
Charlie.
CHARLIE
Yeah. But I know that.
MILDRED
(pause)
Just go.
CHARLIE
Yeah, alright, Im such a shitty dad
and youre such a great mom. Alright.
So how come a week before she died she
comes around asking if she can move in
with me at my place, cos she couldnt
stand the two of yous bitching at each
other no more, and fighting with each
other no more...
MILDRED
I dont believe you...
CHARLIE
And I said No, stay at home, your mom
loves you. And now I wish I hadnt,
cos if I hadnt shed still fucking be
here!
MILDRED
I dont believe you!
CHARLIE
Dont believe me. Ask Sugar Puff boy.
MILDRED
Is it true?
ROBBIE
I dont know, mom.
MILDRED
Yeah, you do.
38.
DENISE
Well aint you gonna ask me things?
DIXON
Nope.
DENISE
Like who I bought it offa?
DIXON
I dont care who you bought it offa.
Less you bought it offa Mildred Hayes
and I know you never bought it offa
Mildred Hayes.
DENISE
I never bought it offa Mildred Hayes
and I aint telling you who I did buy
it offa.
DIXON
Thats why were just gonna sit here in
silence.
DENISE
(pause)
Wheres the nice cop? The dying one.
DIXON
The dying nice cop took the day off
today. So Im in charge.
DENISE
Does he know?
DIXON
Yes he knows, shut up. Just shut the
hell up and sit there.
DENISE
(pause)
This is boring.
DIXON
Ipso. Facto.
(pause) *
But then thats your choice. *
39.
DENISE
(bemused pause)
Seen any good movies lately?
DENISE (CONTD)
Aint you just gonna charge me for
possession and let me go? Thats what
the nice cop does.
DIXON
Yeah, well, the nice cop aint here
today, is he?
DENISE
When he dies, does that mean youre
gonna take over?
DIXON
I dont wanna think about that.
DENISE
(quietly)
Me neither.
MILDRED
Is Denise Watson here? She got
arrested.
DESK SERGEANT
I dont know what youre talking about.
MILDRED
Denise Watson. I got a note saying she
got arrested.
DESK SERGEANT
Yeah, I dont know what youre talking
about.
MILDRED
(pause)
Could I speak to Chief Willoughby,
please?
DESK SERGEANT
I cant seem to place the name.
MILDRED comes out, idles, worried. WELBY calls out from his
window across MAIN STREET for her to come up. She sighs,
crosses the street.
WILLOUGHBY
Now, the rules here are twofold; no kid
can leave this goddam blanket at any
goddam time, and every single one of
these dolls and these teddy bears has
gotta be hooked up. Now, your momma and
I, although it wont look like it,
well be watching every goddam move you
make and the most important thing while
were watching you is you do not leave
this blanket. Do I make myself
understood?
BOTH GIRLS
Understood!
WILLOUGHBY
The next most important thing is you do
not at any stage allow the fishing rods *
to stick into you or your sisters *
eyeballs, as this would be counter-
productive to the entire operation.
What would this be?
BOTH GIRLS
(stumbling)
Counterproductive to the entire
operation.
WILLOUGHBY
Good. Then troops... start fishing.
ANNE
We. Are. Not.
She looks back at the kids, safe within the confines of the
blanket, and lets herself be led.
ANNE
You think that girl scout shits gonna
work on a grown...?
WILLOUGHBY
Take your panties off. *
ANNE *
(pause) *
Please. *
WILLOUGHBY *
Please. *
ANNE
Theyre too near the water, baby. *
WILLOUGHBY
Those two aint gonna leave that
blanket for six goddam hours, did you
see how many teddy bears I laid out
there? I bought six new ones.
WILLOUGHBY (CONTD)
I can see em thru the trees, baby. I
planned this. Now sit on top of me.
ANNE *
Whats the magic word? *
WILLOUGHBY *
Now? *
ANNE *
Alright... *
She tosses her panties in his face and sits astride him.
Cross cut between their crazy, loving sex and the childrens
ecstatic hooking up of the dolls and bears. Having come...
ANNE (CONTD)
Yes! Yes!
42.
JANE/POLLY
Yes!/Yes!
RED
Yeah, so I, uh, just happened to be
looking over our contract we drew up
back that time, and what I realised
was, I realised that although payment
is to be made on the first day of each
month, uh, the first payment you paid
was actually a deposit, wasnt it, like
we said, so actually, in point of fact,
youre actually behind in your payments
now, by, yeah, a month.
MILDRED
Uh-huh?
RED
Yeah. Thats, uh, what the contract
says. Looking it over an all. The
lawyer says so too.
MILDRED
When do you need this next payment by,
Red?
RED
Uh, well, now, really.
RED (CONTD)
Or Fuh uh... Friday?
MILDRED
Wow. When you cant trust the lawyers
and the advertising men, what the
hells America coming to, huh?
(pause)
Who got to ya? Willoughby?
RED
Nobody got to me.
MILDRED
My fat fucking ass!
RED
Hes dying, Mildred.
43.
MILDRED
Were all fucking dying! Were all *
fucking dying! *
PAMELA
Red?
RED
Oh, hi Pamela! Um, were a little bit
busy, at the moment, Pam, if thats
okay...
PAMELA
Oh Red, I know, and I know you were
real anxious about talking to Mrs Hayes
this morning and all...
RED
Anxious? No, no...
PAMELA
But thats the thing, theres no need
to be, cos you wont believe it! A
little Mexican delivery boy just
dropped in with this...
RED
What the hells this?!
PAMELA
I know! Its five thousand dollars! And
guess what the note says? It says its
to pay for the rental on Mrs Hayess
billboards! Can you believe it? Thats
why I butted in!
RED
Well, whos it from?
PAMELA
Well, it doesnt say.
RED
Well, wheres the delivery boy?
PAMELA
Well, he went.
RED
Well, did you see what company he was
from?
PAMELA
Well, no.
44.
RED
Well, what kinda uniform did he have
on?
PAMELA
Well, he just looked like one of those
fat little Mexican boys.
(pause)
On a bicycle.
(pause)
Did I do something wrong?
RED
No, Pam, you did good.
MILDRED
Yeah, Pam, you did real good.
PAMELA
Did I? Great! Aint life crazy? *
MILDRED
Well, whats the note say?
RED
Says, er, This here money is to go
towards the fund for Mildred Hayess
billboards, cos she aint the only one
round here who hates the pigs. Signed,
a friend.
MILDRED
Jeez, I guess ya cant be picky who
your friends are these days, huh?
(standing)
Um, be good to get a little receipt off
ya, Red, yknow, saying the price of
next months is paid in full an all.
RED
Oh. Sure, Mildred, sure.
MILDRED
Yeah. Like, now.
RED
Oh! Sure!
MILDRED
Aint life crazy?
MILDRED, at the window, looks out and sees DIXON thru his
window, at his desk.
45.
DESK SERGEANT
Can I help y...?
MILDRED
(shouted at DIXON)
Hey fuckhead?!
DIXON *
What?
DESK SERGEANT
Dont say What, Dixon, when she comes
in calling you a fuckhead, and dont
you come in here...
MILDRED
Shut up!
(to DIXON)
You! Get over here.
DIXON
No. You get over here.
MILDRED
Alright...
DESK SERGEANT
What?! Dont... Dixon!
DIXON
What?! Im taking care of this!
DESK SERGEANT
You do not allow a member of the public
to call you a fuckhead in the station
house!
DIXON
Thats what Im doing, Im taking care
of it! In my own way. Actually.
DIXON (CONTD)
Now, Mrs Hayes. What is it I can do for
you today?
46.
MILDRED
Wheres Denise Watson?
DIXON
Denise Watsons in County. *
MILDRED
On what charge?
DIXON
Possession.
MILDRED
Of what?
DIXON
Two marijuana cigarettes. Big ones.
MILDRED
Whens the bail hearing?
DIXON
I asked the Judge not to give her bail
on account of her previous marijuana
violations and the Judge said sure.
MILDRED
You fucking prick.
DIXON
You do not call an officer of the law a
fucking prick in his own station-house,
Mrs Hayes. Or anywhere, actually.
MILDRED
(leaving)
Whats with the new hard-boiled
attitude, Dixon? Your momma been
coaching ya?
DIXON
No. My momma doesnt do that.
DIXON (CONTD)
Take em down, Hayes!
Shes gone.
DESK SERGEANT
You did good, Dixon.
DIXON
Yeah, I know I did.
MILDRED
Hey baby. Yep, still no arrests. How
come, I wonder? Cos they dont care?
Cos theres no clues? Cos there aint
no God and the worlds empty and it
dont matter what we do to each other?
Ooh, I hope not. Thatd be depressing,
huh?
(pause)
How comes you came up here outta
nowhere, looking so pretty? Where you
come from? You aint trying to make me
believe in reincarnation or something,
are ya? That what youre trying to do?
Well, youre pretty, but you aint her.
She got killed, and now shell be dead
forever. I do thank you for coming up,
though. If I had some food Id give it
ya, but Ive only got some Doritos and
Id be scared theyd kill ya, theyre
kinda pointy. Then where would we be?
Killing a poor little fawn who was just
trying to make me believe in
reincarnation with a buncha pointy
Doritos. How fucked up would that be?
Very fucked up, youre right.
The fawn finally decides to amble away, off towards the hazy
sunset horizon.
MILDRED (CONTD)
Mildred Hayes? You are losing your tiny
fucking mind.
JANE
Is mommy drunk, daddy?
WILLOUGHBY
No, no, shes just got a little
migraine, thats all.
(MORE)
48.
WILLOUGHBY (CONT'D)
A little Chardonnay migraine, now no
more chit chat out of you two, ok?
JANE
Can we stay home from school again
tomorrow, daddy?
WILLOUGHBY
Well see what your mommy says in the
morning, darling...
JANE/POLLY
Aww!
WILLOUGHBY
But Im pretty sure shell say yes
though...
JANE/POLLY
Yay!
WILLOUGHBY
Now eyes closed and get some sleep,
okay?
ANNE is lying on the couch, a small wet towel over her eyes.
WILLOUGHBY sits in beside her. She lowers the towel.
WILLOUGHBY
Did you puke?
ANNE
I puked a little bit.
WILLOUGHBY
Un poquito?
ANNE
Si, I puked un poquito.
He kisses her.
WILLOUGHBY
You dont smell of puke. Which is good.
ANNE
Aquafresh. Trick I learned.
WILLOUGHBY
Women, huh?
ANNE
Oh yeah. Resourceful.
49.
WILLOUGHBY
Its still your turn to clean the
horseshit outta the stable, yknow?
ANNE
Oh those fucking horses! Theyre your
fucking horses! Im gonna have those
fucking horses shot!
WILLOUGHBY
Ill do it, you lazy bitch.
ANNE
Thank you, poppa.
(pause)
That was a real nice day. And that was
a real nice fuck. You got a real nice
cock, Mr Willoughby.
WILLOUGHBY
Is that from a play, You got a real
nice cock, Mr Willoughby? I think I
heard it in a Shakespeare one time.
ANNE
You dummy. Its Oscar Wilde.
WILLOUGHBY
Oscar Wilde.
He places the black hood snugly over his head so the note is
visible, cocks a large handgun, raises the gun to his temple,
and shoots himself through the head. His dead body falls
heavily to the ground, the hood concealing all the mess.
ANNE pulls the towel off her eyes, having heard something.
She gets up and we go with her, camera on her face, as she
moves all the way thru the house to the kitchen, where she
stops suddenly, and her face falls...
ANNE
No. No. No...!
50.
ANNE (CONTD)
No! No! No! No!
A nodding toy in the window of the gift shop, and the empty
moonlit street outside;
The fawn and its mother back at the billboards, eating the *
flowers from the pot plants;
ANNE lying on JANEs bed, hugging POLLY and JANE to her, all
eyes open, numb, as a UNIFORMED COP stands guard outside the
room and other COPS move thru the house;
A large dark spider crawls the dead tree they made love
beside earlier;
Blood seeping along the Just telephone the boys part of the
note (so only the words The Just arent blood-covered). The
two COPS crouching down at it wince as they open the hood.
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
My darling Anne. Theres a longer
letter in the dresser drawer Ive been
writing for the past week since that
hospital visit. That one covers us, and
my memories of us, and how much Ive
always loved you. This one just covers
tonight, and, more importantly, today.
Tonight I have gone out to the horses
to end it. I cannot say sorry for the
act itself, although I know that for a
short time you will be angry at me or
even hate me for it. Please dont. This
is not a case of I came in this world
alone, and Im going out of it alone
or anything dumb like that. I did not
come in this world alone, my mom was
there, and I am not going out of it
alone, cos you are there, drunk on the
couch, making Oscar Wilde cock jokes.
No. This is a case, in some senses, of
bravery. Not the bravery of facing a
bullet down; the next few months of
pain would be far harder than that
small flash.
(MORE)
52.
COPS start coming in, other side of room, and the ones who
arent in tears are when theyre told. DIXON is oblivious to
all this, and because were with his music, we dont hear the
sound of it either.
DIXON
(laughing)
What the Hells going on around here?
DIXON (CONTD) *
What? *
53.
DESK SERGEANT
Can you stand now?
DIXON
I can stand, I can stand...
DESK SERGEANT
Id better get out there, say something
to em. You aint gonna faint again,
are ya?
DIXON shakes his head. DESK SERGEANT goes out. DIXON cleans
himself up, looks at himself in the mirror, breathes deeply,
exits.
DIXON pulls on his jacket and looks out his window as the
DESK SERGEANT speaks...
DESK SERGEANT
...that the best thing, the only thing,
to honor that mans memory right now,
is to go to work. Is to be a good cop.
Is to walk in his shoes. Is to do what
he did, every day of his life. Help
people.
RED
What the hells going on, Dixon?
54.
DIXON
Oh yeah?
DIXON clubs WELBY over the head four times. WELBY goes down,
PAMELA screaming. DIXON continues calmly to the window,
smashes it with the night-stick, picks WELBY up and starts
shoving him out of it.
PAMELA
You fucking pig! What the fuck are you
doing?!
DIXON
Is that guy your boyfriend?
PAMELA
It doesnt fucking matter if hes my
fucking boyfriend!
DIXON
Yeah, youre right.
DIXON clubs PAMELA across the face, breaking her nose. She
collapses, and he walks all the way back down-stairs and into
the street, and we continue to track him, as...
DIXON
See, Red? I got issues with white folks
too...
DIXON (CONTD)
The fuck are you looking at? *
ANCHOR (TV)
Reports, sadly, have come in overnight,
that Chief William Willoughby of
Ebbing, Missouri, took his own life
early this morning...
GABRIELLA (TV)
Tragedy came calling today upon this
quiet family home outside of Ebbing,
Missouri; a home belonging to Chief
William Willoughby, his wife, Anne, his
two young daughters, Polly and Jane.
What appears to be a self-inflicted
gunshot wound brought life to an end
for Chief Willoughby, a man highly-
respected in Ebbing for his diligence
and his service to the community, a
service that lasted more than 25 years.
What led him to take his life in the
early hours of this morning it is too
early to speculate; there were rumors
of illness; could it simply have been
the pressure of the job; or could it
have something to do with a story we
ran here just three weeks ago, of these
billboards, and the woman who put them
there, Mildred Hayes...
MILDRED (TV)
I dont know what these policemen are
doing, to be honest with you. I just
know my daughters burnt bodys lying
six feet under the ground while theyre
gobbling Frit-O-Lays and busting eight
year-olds for skateboarding in parking
lots.
56.
GABRIELLA (TV)
And what has Chief Willoughby to do
with all this, why single him out?
MILDRED (TV)
Well, hes the head of em, aint he?
The bucks gotta stop at somebody,
dont it?
GABRIELLA (TV)
And the buck stops at Willoughby?
MILDRED (TV)
Yeah, the buck stops at Willoughby.
Dead right it does.
MILDRED flips the TV off with the remote and they sit there.
ROBBIE
This is gonna be a fun day at school.
POV from moving car past the billboards picks out the
headless flowers in their pots. POV swings back around to
MILDRED and ROBBIE driving along.
MILDRED
And now someones fucked with my
fucking flowers, man! What the fuck!
Car speeds on and we remain with the quiet billboards and the
broken flowers.
ROBBIE gets out of the car as a GROUP of TWO BOYS and TWO
GIRLS stare over at MILDRED. Suddenly a can of Coke hits the
windscreen, from their direction. MILDRED looks at the fizz.
ROBBIE
Dont.
MILDRED gets out of the car, walks over to one of the BOYS.
MILDRED
Say, do you know who threw that can?
BOY
What can?
MILDRED kicks him hard in the crotch. He goes down. She turns
to the GIRL next to him.
57.
MILDRED
How about you, honey? Do you know who
threw that can?
GIRL
Uh, no, I didnt really see...
MILDRED kicks her hard in the crotch. She goes down. She
stares at the other two, who kinda shudder.
MILDRED
Dont matter, really, its a pretty old
car. But thanks anyway.
ROBBIE
(under breath)
Thanks Mom.
POLLY and JANE playing quietly on the floor with teddy bears.
FORENSICS GUYS outside with evidence bags and cordon tape, as
ANNE stands alone in the kitchen. Opens a drawer - finds a
white envelope inside marked MY DARLING ANNE.
She takes it out, then sees there are other sealed envelopes
behind it. The first is marked POLLY AND JANE, the second
OFFICER JASON DIXON, the last MILDRED HAYES. Which she
just stares at, cold.
DANIEL
And youre just gonna leave him sit
there?
DESK SERGEANT
Why wouldnt I just leave him sit
there?
DANIEL
The guy smashes into my offices,
Cedric, throws my deputy out a fucking
window, Cedric, breaks my secretarys
fucking nose...
DESK SERGEANT
Thats the first Ive heard of this,
Daniel, and there certainly hasnt been
any other complaints made...
58.
DANIEL
Im making a complaint. Im making a
complaint.
DESK SERGEANT
Uh-huh? And, remind me, its about...?
DANIEL
Would you like to step outside and see
whats been left of Main Street?
DESK SERGEANT
I aint stepping out there, it sounds
like its dangerous.
DANIEL
My deputy is in the hospital, Cedric.
DESK SERGEANT
Yeah, well, my Chief is in the morgue,
so why dont you just get the fuck
outta my police station, Daniel? Howd
that be?
ABERCROMBIE
(pause)
Whats your name?
DESK SERGEANT
Names on my badge, man. You hard of
reading?
ABERCROMBIE
Hard of reading, no, no. Thats good,
hard of reading. Its kind of like
hard of hearing, but its actually
its hard of reading, its like a
play on words or something.
DESK SERGEANT
What do you want?
ABERCROMBIE
Uh, I've been sent down to uh, take
over from Chief Willoughby, in light of
last nights unfortunate event.
DIXON
(from back of room)
You have got to be fucking kidding me!
59.
DESK SERGEANT
Do you have any documentation to prove
that, Sir?
ABERCROMBIE
You really wanna see my documentation,
fucker?
DIXON
Yeah, see his documentation!
ABERCROMBIE
(to the others)
None o you niggers got no work to do?
DIXON
How come hes allowed to say
niggers?!
ABERCROMBIE
What happened to your hands there,
Officer Dixon?
DIXON
Oh, I just kinda banged em up a little
bit while I was throwing some guy out
of a fucking window. Yknow, the usual.
ABERCROMBIE
Oh yeah? They never taught me that one
at the Academy.
DIXON
Which fucking Academy you go to?
ABERCROMBIE
Hows things coming along on the Angela
Hayes case?
DIXON
Hows things coming along on the Mind
your own business case?
ABERCROMBIE
How things coming along on the hand me
your gun and your badge?
60.
DIXON
Huh?
ABERCROMBIE
Hand me your gun and your badge.
DIXONs eyes well up. ABERCROMBIE just stares right past him.
DIXON
This aint even about the window guy,
is it? This is about the black guy I
supposedly tortured. And I didnt
torture him. I stood on some of his
fingers by accident.
ABERCROMBIE
Your gun and your badge, please.
DIXON gives ABERCROMBIE his gun, then checks himself for his
badge. He cant find it. He goes thru all his pockets,
embarrassed, as ABERCROMBIE waits. Still cant find it.
DIXON
I cant find my badge. No, seriously.
Maybe I dropped it when I was doing the
window guy?
ABERCROMBIE
Just get out of my station house, man.
DIXON rises, sadly. Looks to his FELLOW COPS. Who look away.
DIXON
Aint nobody gonna say nothing?
DIXON (CONTD)
I think I just got fired. Fired or
suspended, Im not sure which...
DESK SERGEANT
Fired, I think.
MILDRED
Anything I can help you with, just
gimme a holler.
CROP-HAIRED GUY
(pause)
Give you a what?
MILDRED
A holler?
CROP-HAIRED GUY
A holler, huh?
(pause)
Give Mildred Hayes a holler. Okay.
MILDRED
You know me?
CROP-HAIRED GUY
No. How much these here Welcome to *
Missouri rabbits go for? *
MILDRED
Seven bucks. Its writ right on em.
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Guess he aint seven bucks now.
MILDRED
Look, who are you? How do you know my
name?
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Oh, youre pretty famous round these
parts, Mildred. Dont you know that?
MILDRED
No, I dont know that.
CROP-HAIRED GUY
That wasnt what you was looking for?
Little itty-bitty bit of fame? Off the
back o your dead kid?
62.
MILDRED
What the Hell was it you come in here
for, fucker?
CROP-HAIRED GUY
What did I come in here for? Asides
from smashing up a coupla rabbits?
Well, maybe Im a good friend of
Willoughbys, how about that?
MILDRED
Are you?
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Or, yknow... maybe I was a friend of
your daughters or something. How about
that?
MILDRED
(pause)
Were you?
CROP-HAIRED MAN
Or, uh, yknow, maybe I was the guy who
fucked her while she was dying? How
about that?
MILDRED
Were you?
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Oh... Naw. I wouldve liked to. I saw
her picture in the paper there.
MILDRED
Hey fuckhead! You owe me seven fucking
dollars for the rabbit.
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Guess youll have to get it off me next
time, huh Mildred?
MILDRED
I guess I will.
GUY exits. ANNE, who shes never seen before, comes up.
63.
MILDRED (CONTD)
You dont know how glad I am to see
you.
ANNE
What?!
MILDRED
That guy was scaring me. Trying to,
anyways.
ANNE
Oh. I wouldnt have said you scare
easy.
MILDRED
I aint the worst. What can I do for
you, maam? Sounds like youre not from *
around these parts. *
ANNE
My husband left this for you before he
shot himself in the head last night.
MILDRED
Im sorry, Mrs Willoughby...
ANNE
Are you? Are you really?
MILDRED
Of course...
ANNE
Surely its the perfect ending for you,
isnt it? Its proof that theyve been
successful, these billboards of yours,
isnt it, a dead policeman? Its
quantifiable now.
MILDRED
Are you blaming this on me?
ANNE
No, Im not blaming this on you. I just
came to give you the letter. Now, my
two little girls are out in the car, so
Id better not stay and chat. Im not
sure what were going to do for the
rest of the day. Its hard to know what
to do the day your husband kills
himself. Its hard to know what to do.
MILDRED
Take care of em, Mrs Willoughby.
64.
ANNE
Yeah, thanks, I was going to.
ANNE leaves. MILDRED looks out as she drives away - and sees
POLLY and JANE looking back at her thru the rear window.
MILDRED rests her head on the glass door a second, the broken
WELCOME TO MISSOURI rabbit on the shelf beside her, its
head split in two. She opens the letter in her hand and
starts reading, as dusk falls on the street outside.
WILLOUGHBY
Dear Mildred, Dead Man Willoughby here.
Firstly I wanted to apologise for dying
without catching your daughters
killer. Its a source of great pain to
me, and it would break my heart to
think you thought I didnt care, cos I
did care. There are just some cases...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
...where you never catch a break, then
five years down the line some guy hears
some other guy bragging about it in a
bar-room or a jail-cell and the whole
thing is wrapped up thru sheer
stupidity. I hope that might be true
for Angela, I really do. Second, I
gotta admit, Mildred, the billboards
were a great fucking idea. They were
like a chess move. And although they
had absolutely nothing to do with my
dying, Im sure that everyone in town
will assume that they did, which is
why, for Willoughbys counter-move, I
decided to pay the next months rent on
em. I thought itd be funny, you
having to defend em a whole nuther
month after theyve stuck me in the
ground. The joke is on you, Mildred, ha
ha, and I hope they do not kill you. So
good luck with all that, and good luck
with everything else too. I hope and I *
pray that you get him. *
MOMMA
Well, do you want me to go down and
talk to them?
DIXON
No I dont want you to go down and talk
to them. Jesus! Somebody sending their
goddam mother down to talk to the
goddam police, for Christs sakes.
(pause)
And say what?
MOMMA
And say to give you your job back. And
to get rid of the black guy.
DIXON
They aint gonna listen to some guys
mother, asking them to get rid of some
black guy. Things have moved on in The
South!
MOMMA
Well it shouldntve!
(pause)
Will they give you any money for being
laid off an all?
DIXON
I dont know what the compensation
scheme is for when you throw a guy out
of a window, Mom. I guess I shoulda
looked into that beforehand.
MOMMA
A couple grand, maybe? Youve been
there three years. Not counting the
five years at the Academy. Six if you
count the year you were held back.
MOMMA (CONTD)
Where ya going?
DIXON
None of your business.
MOMMA
Off to see your fancy woman?
DIXON
I dont got a fancy woman.
MOMMA
Yeah. I know!
DIXON
You wanna watch yourself.
MOMMA
Or youll do what?
DIXON
Blow your goddam head off.
MOMMA laughs loudly. Dixon gets in his car and drives off.
71 OMITTED 71 *
ROBBIE *
Oh, did you hear the news? *
MILDRED *
What news? *
ROBBIE *
That Dixon guy threw that Welby guy out
his window this morning.
MILDRED
Youre shitting me. Is Welby okay? *
MILDRED (CONTD)
Youre shitting me! *
MILDRED
Go get the one from the house!
ROBBIE
Shouldnt I call the fire department?
67.
MILDRED
Fuck the fire department! They probably
started it! *
ROBBIE
Well dont do anything stupid!
MILDRED
(quietly)
Scumbags, scumbags, scumbags. Fucking
scumbags.
...and finally gets the first billboard out, then sprints all
the way to the second, starts in on that. Its harder this
time - the flames already halfway up.
Finally, all the left hand post is out and, though her hands
are burnt, she gets to the top of the billboard and starts
walking along it, spraying down along its length.
This starts to work, flames edging back, until tsss tsss, the
extinguisher runs out of stuff. She tosses it violently at
the flames and stays standing there, staring at them, as the
flames slowly start to rise towards her again.
Suddenly, ROBBIE pulls up, jumps out of the car and starts in
on the flames below her.
ROBBIE
What the hell are you doing, Mom?!
MILDRED
Come on...
ROBBIE
Leave it, Ma. Its too late.
ROBBIE (CONTD)
Mom, leave it, please! *
68.
PAUSE. MILDRED makes one final effort. This time ROBBIE lets
it be taken. She strides off to the third billboard, totally
engulfed in massive flame. He watches her start in on it,
sighs, then heads off towards her, to try and help.
ABERCROMBIE
How are those hands?
ABERCROMBIE (CONTD)
Can I ask you a coupla questions?
MILDRED
You can ask me all the questions you
want if you take me down and arrest me.
ABERCROMBIE
Im not gonna arrest you, Mrs Hayes. I
got nothing to arrest you for.
MILDRED
Not yet you aint.
She walks off towards the second billboard and the car.
ABERCROMBIE
(to ROBBIE)
We aint all the enemy, y'know?
ROBBIE
Guess Im driving, huh?
TONY
Drink up, guys, were...
69.
DIXON
No.
TONY
Come on, Jason, Im just trying to...
DIXON
Fuck off!
DIXON (CONTD)
What are you looking at, Malcolm-X-
Head?
JEROME
What head?
DIXON
Malcolm-X-Head. Dont I know you from
some place?
JEROME
Yeah, you know me from some place, but
you aint gonna remember.
DIXON
(pause)
Youre right.
JEROME
You wanna see something?
DIXON
No...
JEROME
Now just trust me, okay?
DIXON
No...
DIXON (CONTD)
Hey!
JEROME
Dont give Tony a hard time, okay? Hes
just trying to close up.
DIXON
I could arrest you right now for watch-
stealing, yknow?
(pause)
If I was a cop.
MOMMA
Hey baby.
DIXON
Were still friends, aint we, Momma?
MOMMA
Course were still friends.
DIXON
Me and you.
MOMMA
Why wouldnt we be?
MOMMA (CONTD)
You took your clothes off already?
DIXON
Yeah, they were stinky.
MOMMA
(pause)
You didnt do anything bad tonight, did
you, baby?
DIXON
Is this another of your Fancy woman
jokes? Cos one of these days, I tell
ya, Im gonna bring home a fancy woman,
and then Im gonna probably have sex
with her or something, and then wont
you be surprised.
MILDRED
(quietly)
Ill crucify the motherfuckers.
(crying)
Ill crucify the motherfuckers.
She flexes her toes in her bunny slippers, and the bunny
noses look like theyre sniffing. It hits her how incongruous
the image is in regard to what shes saying. She smiles.
MILDRED (CONTD)
(rabbit voice)
What are you gonna do to em, Mildred?
Youre gonna crucify em, you say?
(normal voice)
Thats right, Im gonna crucify em.
(rabbit voice)
Who you gonna crucify? The
motherfuckers?
(normal voice)
Thats right, the motherfuckers.
(rabbit voice)
Jeez! Well, I guess those motherfuckers
better watch out then, huh?
(normal voice)
Youre darn tooting!
ROBBIE
I read Willoughbys letter. He seemed
like a nice guy.
MILDRED
He was a nice guy. Nice and inept.
ROBBIE
Jesus youre tough!
MILDRED
Yeah, well, you gotta be in this
business.
72.
MILDRED (CONTD)
Whats this shit...?
GABRIELLA
...and as sad as the spectacle of these
burned out billboards might be, in
light of the death of Chief Willoughby,
this reporter for one cant help but
wonder whether this finally puts an end
to the strange saga of the three
billboards outside of Eb...
MILDRED
This dont put an end to shit, you
fucking retard, this is just the
fucking start, so why dont you put
that on your Good Morning Missouri
fucking Wake-Up Broadcast, bitch!
MOMMA
I see on the TV there was a buncha
fires lit outside o town last night.
DIXON
Buncha fires, huh?
MOMMA
Out at those billboards.
DIXON
Yeah, well, back when I was a cop I
woulda been interested in who set those
fires cos, technically, thats arson,
but as I am no longer employed by those
people I dont really give a good god
damn, now do I?
73.
Telephone rings, they look at each other. DIXON goes into the
house and gets it.
DIXON (CONTD)
The Dixon residence. Oh, hey Sarge! How
you doing? You got any news?
DIXON
I dunno, about my job and stuff?
DESK SERGEANT
No, no. What? No. Anne Willoughby just
dropped in a letter that Bill wrote you
before he died.
DIXON
Oh my God! Whats it say?
DIXON
Oh. Well, Ill come right down...
DESK SERGEANT
Well, uh... I dont think thatd be
such a great idea, as things stand,
Jason. Uh, youve still got your keys
to the station-house though, right?
DIXON (O.S.)
Yeah.
DESK SERGEANT
Well, why dont you just come pick it
up when everyones gone home. I can
leave it on your desk for ya.
74.
DIXON
Oh. Okay.
MILDRED
You gonna press charges?
MILDRED (CONTD)
That aint good enough.
RED
Well, Im kinda clinically depressed
right now, Mildred, so its kinda hard
to make those kinda decisions.
MILDRED
Yeah well, I wish I had the luxury to
be clinically depressed, I tell ya
that.
He stares at her.
MILDRED (CONTD)
Im kidding! Jesus! Everyones so
sensitive!
RED
(pause)
They told me about the billboards. Im
sorry, Mildred. But you can put em up
again once the insurance pays up. And
yknow what? Ill give you the first
six months for free, how about that?
MILDRED
Whens the insurance gonna pay up?
RED
Couple months or so?
75.
MILDRED *
Youre still pretty. *
MILDRED (CONTD)
Ill see you kids around.
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
Jason, Willoughby here. Im dead now,
sorry about that, but theres something
I wanted to say to you that I never
really said when I was alive. I think
youve got the makings of being a
really good cop, Jason, and you know
why? Because, deep down, youre a
decent man. I know you dont think I
think that, but I do, Dipshit. You play
hopscotch when you think no-ones
looking, for Christs sakes...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
I do think youre too angry, though,..
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
...And I know its all since your dad
died and you had to go look after your
Mom and all...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
...But as long as you hold onto so much
hate then I dont think youre ever
going to become...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
...What I know you wanna become...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
...A Detective.
MILDRED
Yeah, why the fuck not?
She lights the lighter, and we pan with her and finally see
the FOUR MOLOTOV COCKTAILS shes placed on the table.
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
Cos you know what you need to become a
detective? And I know youre gonna
wince when I say this...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
...But what you need to become a
detective... is Love.
DIXON winces.
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
Because thru Love comes Calm, and thru
Calm comes Thought. And you need
Thought to detect stuff sometimes,
Jason. Its kinda all you need.
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
You dont even need a gun. And you
definitely dont need Hate.
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
Hate never solved nothing...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
But Calm did. And Thought did. Try it.
Try it just for a change. No-onell
think youre gay.
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
And if they do, arrest em for
homophobia! Wont they be surprised!
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
Good luck to you, Jason. Youre a
decent man, and yeah youve had a run
of bad luck...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
...But things are gonna change for
you...
WILLOUGHBY (V.O.)
I can feel it.
DIXON
Calm. Calm.
79.
He sprints over and tries to beat out the flames with his
hands and his clothes. He gives a look to MILDRED, whos
still in a daze...
JAMES
Help me!
She races over to help, and theyre finally able to get the
flames out, but DIXONs head, hands and body are badly
charred. MILDRED turns away from him, horrified, and sees the
case file lying there, and realises what DIXON has done.
JAMES stays down with DIXON, holding him.
JAMES (CONTD)
Hold on, man. Just hold on, youre
gonna be alright.
DIXON
The midget?
JAMES
Yeah, man, its me. Just hold on.
DIXON
(almost happily)
Saved by the midget! No way!
ABERCROMBIE
(to MILDRED)
So what did you see?
JAMES
Well when we turned the corner from
Spring, the fire was already raging,
so, and then two seconds later the cop
guy just jumps out the window...
ABERCROMBIE
Wait, the two of you turned the corner
from Spring? Where were you before
this?
JAMES
Round at my place.
ABERCROMBIE
You two are boyfriend and girlfriend?
JAMES
Well, its early stages, yknow.
ABERCROMBIE
(to MILDRED)
That right?
MILDRED
Weve had a couple dates.
JAMES
So you wanna go out to dinner next
week? After me lying to the cops and
all?
MILDRED
Ill go out to dinner with ya. But I
aint gonna fuck ya.
JAMES
Well, I aint gonna fuck you neither.
(quietly)
I guess.
81.
NURSE
(to WELBY)
Burn victim. Hes pretty heavily
sedated.
RED
Hey man? You doing okay? Jeez, you got
burned up pretty bad. Youll be okay
though, dont worry. You want a glass
of orange juice? Or some watermelon? My
girlfriend brought me a watermelon. I
dont know why. Fruit, I guess. Maybe
an orange juice is easier? I got a
straw somewheres...
RED (CONTD)
Hey man, dont cry. Youll be okay.
DIXON
Im sorry, Welby.
RED
(pause)
You know me?
DIXON
Im sorry.
RED
Sorry for what, man?
DIXON
For throwing you out the window.
RED
Save it.
DIXON
Im sorry.
RED
I dont care. And stop crying. The
saltll just fuck up your wounds.
82.
DIXON
I thought salt was supposed to be good
for wounds.
RED
Well what am I, a fucking doctor?!
POV follows WELBY a little way back to his bed then drifts to
the ceiling and remains there. As his crying continues.
MILDRED
Who is it?
JEROME (O.S.)
Oh you dont know me really.
MILDRED
Well what you want?
JEROME (O.S.)
I come about the billboards.
MILDRED
What about em?
JEROME (O.S.)
They got burned up.
MILDRED
I know that.
JEROME (O.S.)
Im one of the guys who put the em up
in the first place.
MILDRED
Youre the guy with the remote-control
car.
JEROME
Jeep, yeah. Jerome.
MILDRED
What can I do for ya, Jerome?
JEROME
Well, yknow, when youre putting up a
buncha posters like that, just in case
any of em gets screwed up or torn,
they give ya a set of duplicates,
yknow?
JEROME shows her what hes brought up. Thru the crack in the
door she sees two big card rolls full of posters.
MILDRED
(smiling)
No, I didnt know that.
MILDRED
Ladders pretty steady as it is, there,
James.
JAMES
Oh, I dont mind. Its the lateral *
movement youve got to watch. *
DENISE
Need a hand?
MILDRED
Whend you get out?
DENISE
Hour ago. Judge threw it out, said the
arrest report werent filled out right.
Say, you didnt burn down the police
station, did ya?
84.
MILDRED
No...
JAMES
No. She was with me the whole night.
MILDRED
(shakes head,
mouthing)
Its a long story.
JEROME
You sure you still wanna put up the
Willoughby one, him dead an all?
MILDRED
Why not? He paid for it.
Some weeks later. A grey and windy Fall evening. The posters *
all up beautifully, though the burned billboards look like *
they could crumble any second. *
JAMES
Whos that?
MILDRED
My ex-husband. And his nineteen year
old girlfriend.
JAMES
You wanna leave? *
MILDRED
No, no. A deals a deal.
PAL (O.S.)
When was this?
PAL (O.S.)
Hot?
PAL (O.S.)
Oh yeah?
PAL (O.S.)
They fuck her too?
86.
PAL (O.S.)
Jeez. How old (something mumbled).
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Set fire to her, I aint going down for
that shit, last fucking day down
there...
PAL
Who?
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Burnt-face-Jake. Keeps fucking walking
up and down.
PAL
I dont know. I dont think so.
GUY goes to the bar and turns to get a good look at DIXON,
who just stares at his empty beer. GUY gets two more beers
and returns to his own booth, staring at him the whole way.
JAMES
Gotta use the little boys room.
MILDRED
You got something to say to me?
CHARLIE
If Id known, we coulda double-dated.
MILDRED
Doesnt shitgirl have a curfew
weeknights?
CHARLIE
No, no, in fact I was actually gonna
take her to the circus later, but
theres no need now. Does he juggle?
MILDRED
Im having one dinner with the guy cos
he did me a favor, okay?
CHARLIE
You dont have to explain yourself to
me cos youre having dinner with a
midget, Mildred.
MILDRED
Im not explaining myself to you.
CHARLIE
You kinda are.
CHARLIE (CONTD)
Listen, I didnt come over to break
your balls, you can date as many
midgets as you want. No, I came over to
say I was sorry, actually.
MILDRED
Sorry for what?
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Can I help you with something, man?
Youve been looking over here all
fucking night, now, unless you got
something to say to me, why dont you
take your burnt fucking face and get
the fuck outta here, huh?
Pause. DIXON goes over and sits in beside PAL, nudging him
over, facing the GUY.
DIXON
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...
DIXON holds his hands up, back and front, so the GUY can see
theres nothing in them, and that he means no harm.
DIXON (CONTD)
Just trust me, okay?
DIXON reaches out with his empty right hand, slowly puts it
behind GUYs right ear, GUY flinching slightly, exchanging a
glance with PAL.
DIXON (CONTD)
Just trust me...
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Just do the fucking trick.
DIXON
It wasnt a trick. I just wanted to
scratch you up like a bitch.
JEROME
Hey! Thats enough now!
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Whats it to ya, fucker?
JEROME
The guys a cop man! Hes a cop!
89.
CROP-HAIRED GUY
(worried)
Oh yeah? He aint wearing no badge.
DIXON
(thru blood)
I lost my badge. I cant remember where
I lost it.
CROP-HAIRED GUY
You started this, man! I didnt do shit
to you.
DIXON
I know. I know I started it. I
scratched you up like a bitch.
CROP-HAIRED GUY
Thats exactly fucking right...
GUY kicks DIXON viciously in the head and exits with PAL,
leaving DIXON lying there. Unmoving.
JAMES gets back onto his chair as CHARLIE gets out of it.
CHARLIE
Im sorry about what happened to your
billboards an all.
MILDRED
Yeah well, thats all water under the
bridge now, I guess.
CHARLIE
Good. Im glad. I was pretty drunk, but
it still dont excuse it.
CHARLIE (CONTD)
All this anger, man, Penelope said to
me the other day, it just begets
greater anger, yknow? And its true.
JAMES
Penelope said Begets?
CHARLIE
Yeah, It begets greater anger.
(to JAMES)
Well, you take care of this little
lady, okay sport? Big lady, compared to
you, right?
90.
JAMES
You alright?
MILDRED
I think Id like to go home now.
MILDRED (CONTD)
Aw dont gimme any shit, James? We can
do this another time, alright?
JAMES
Why would I wanna do this another time?
Youve been embarrassed to be here ever
since we arrived.
MILDRED
Oh for Christs sakes, James. I didnt
force you to come on this date,
alright? You forced me.
JAMES
Forced you? I asked you on a date. Wow!
Well, yknow, I know I aint much of a
catch, okay? I know Im a midget who
sells used cars and has a drinking
problem, I know that. But who the hell
are you, man? Youre that Billboard
Lady who never ever smiles, who never
has a good word to say about anybody,
who hospitalises dentists, and who, in
the eveningtimes, SETS FUCKING POLICE
STATIONS ON FIRE! And IM the one whos
not a catch?!
MILDRED
James...
JAMES
I didnt have to come and hold your
ladder!
CHARLIE
Now dont make a scene.
MILDRED
(to PENELOPE)
Did you really tell him Anger begets
greater anger?
PENELOPE
Oh! Yes! I did! I didnt make it up
myself though. I cant claim that! No,
I read it on a bookmark.
(pause)
Which was in a book I was reading.
(pause)
About polio.
(pause)
Polo. No, which is the one with the
horses? Polio? Polo.
CHARLIE
Polo.
PENELOPE
Polo!
MILDRED
Be nice to her, Charlie. You got that?
JEROME
Are you okay, man..?
DIXON
Dont touch me!
JEROME
Well fuck you, man!
DIXON
Dont touch me!
MOMMA
Jason!
DIXON
Just leave me, Momma, dont look at me.
MOMMA
(crying)
Jason! What have they done to you?
Once all five fingernails are done he caps the vial and, pen
in shaky hand, writes on its label CROP-HAIRED MAN, WHITE,
30S. LICENSE PLATE 5KYPX2, IDAHO.
MOMMA (O.S.)
Jason?! Jason?!
DIXON
Im gonna be alright, Momma. Its all
gonna be alright.
ANNE, JANE and POLLY walk along the same lakeside they once *
fished for teddy bears at, now cold, grey, lonely. The girls *
splash in their gum boots. ANNE, hands in pockets, looks out *
to the distant mountains, tearfully. *
POLLY
Found a teddy-bear.
93.
ANNE
Oh baby! You know what that is?! Dont
you remember? Daddy got it for you just
before he went away. Do you remember? *
POLLY
Its just dirty.
JANE
Hes never coming back, is he?
ANNE
No. Hes never coming back.
DIXON
I dont wanna get your hopes up,
alright, but theres a guy, and I think
he might be the guy. I got his DNA. I
got a lot of it, actually. Theyre
making the checks as we speak.
MILDRED
Hes in jail?
DIXON
No, but he aint gonna be hard to find.
MILDRED
Why do you think hes the guy?
DIXON
I heard him talking about something
that he did to a girl at the start of
the year.
(MORE)
94.
DIXON (CONT'D)
I couldnt hear all of it, but it
sounded a lot like what happened to
Angela. Then he beat the crap outta me.
But cos of that I got a bunch of his
DNA. So I wanted to let you know sooner
rather than later. I didnt want you to
give up hope, yknow?
MILDRED
Ive been trying not to.
DIXON
Well, all you can do is try, as my
Momma says. Not so much about hope as *
about... well, I didnt used to be very
good at English at school, so it was
more All you can do is try... to not
be so crap at English. Cos you need
English, really, if you wanna be a cop.
If you wanna be anything, really.
(pause)
Unless you live in Mexico or something. *
But who wants that?
He turns to go.
MILDRED
Hey Dixon?
DIXON
Oh my God! Whered you find it?
MILDRED
Found it out beside the billboards,
night they got burned up.
DIXON
(thinks)
Oh! It musta been when I was playing
hopscotch!
MILDRED
When what?
DIXON
Yeah, Willoughby was trying to solve
the case and I got kinda bored, so,
yeah, I started hopping. You wont tell
nobody I still got it, will ya?
MILDRED
I wont tell nobody.
DIXON
Like the black guy?
95.
MILDRED
The black guy you tortured?
DIXON
No, the black guy who took over from
Willoughby.
MILDRED
Oh. No.
DIXON
Cool.
MILDRED
Hey Dixon?
(pause)
Thanks.
He smiles, and she watches him drive away, out past the
billboards. She sits there a while, thinking.
ANGELA (O.S.)
Mom?
MILDRED
What?
ANGELA
You aint going out again tonight, are ya?
MILDRED
Denise said we might get us a coupla
drinks later, yeah.
ANGELA
Oh.
MILDRED
What?
ANGELA
Denise gonna be driving ya?
MILDRED
No.
ANGELA
Oh.
96.
MILDRED
Angela, why dont you just ask me if
you can borrow the car?
ANGELA
Can I borrow the car?
MILDRED
No.
ANGELA
Bitch!
MILDRED
But Ill give you money for a taxi if you
ask me nice and dont call me a bitch.
ANGELA
I aint getting a taxi like a nerd.
ROBBIE
Ill get a taxi like a nerd if you
gimme twenty bucks.
ANGELA
Why did you make me ask you borrow it
if you was never gonna let me borrow
it?
MILDRED
Cos it was funny. And cos youve been
smoking pot all day. *
ANGELA *
Oh you are such a hypocrite!
MILDRED
Hypocrite, how? Lay this one on me,
Pythagoras.
ANGELA
You drink and drive all the time.
MILDRED
I hardly ever drink and drive. Just
when Im drunk.
ANGELA
Youre gonna drink and drive tonight.
MILDRED
If Im drunk I am.
ANGELA
You drove drunk with us in the car when
we was kids.
97.
MILDRED
What are you talking about?
ANGELA
Dad told me.
MILDRED
(pause)
What? When did you see him?
ANGELA
I see him all the time, and dont
change the subject. Did you or did you
not drive drunk with us in the car when
we was kids?
MILDRED *
Once, maybe... *
ANGELA *
Oh, once, okay... *
MILDRED
...when he was in the middle of beating
the shit out of me, and I had to get
the three us out of there...
ANGELA
Which weve only got your word about,
right, him beating the shit out of *
you... *
ROBBIE
For Christs sake, Angela...
ANGELA
Oh why are you never on my side,
Robbie?
ROBBIE
Im always on your side when youre not
being a cunt.
ANGELA
Hey!
MILDRED
(same time)
Hey..! Therell be no more Cunts in
this house, you got that, Mister?
ROBBIE
What, are yous moving out?
ROBBIE (CONTD)
It was a gag!
98.
MILDRED
Go to your room.
ANGELA
Dont let her tell you to go to your
room, Robbie. Youre not a child.
ANGELA (CONTD)
So are ya gonna let me borrow the car
or what?
ROBBIE giggles.
MILDRED
Why dont you just walk, Angela? Why
dont you just walk?
ANGELA
You know what, I will walk, I will
walk. And yknow what? I hope I get
raped on the way.
MILDRED
Yeah? Well I hope you get raped on the
way too!
MILDRED (CONTD)
Think she heard?
ANGELA
Mom? I know you got beat up, okay? Im
sorry. And I hope I dont get raped on
the way.
99.
ANGELA
Sulk then!
ABERCROMBIE
You did good, Jason. You did real good.
But he wasnt the guy.
DIXON
(stunned)
What?
ABERCROMBIE
There was no match to the DNA, no
matches to any other crimes of this
nature, to any crimes at all, in fact.
And his record is clean. Maybe he was
just bragging.
DIXON
He wasnt just bragging.
ABERCROMBIE
Well, thats as may be. But at the time
of Angelas death he wasnt even in the
country.
DIXON
Where was he?
ABERCROMBIE
Thats... classified information.
DIXON
What are you talking about? *
ABERCROMBIE
But Ive seen his records of entry and
exit to the States, and Ive spoken to
his Commanding Officer. He wasnt in
the country, Dixon. He aint our guy.
100.
DIXON
He might not be our guy, but he still
done something shitty.
ABERCROMBIE
Not in Missouri he didnt.
DIXON
Where was he?
ABERCROMBIE
Thats classified information, Dixon.
DIXON
Come on, man.
ABERCROMBIE
If the guys got a Commanding Officer,
and if the guy got back to the country
nine months ago, and if the country
where he was is classified, which
country do you think he was in?
(pause)
Ill give you a clue. It was sandy.
DIXON
That doesnt really narrow it down.
ABERCROMBIE
All you need to know is, he didnt do
nothing to Angela Hayes. So were gonna
keep looking. Alright?
DIXON
I found my badge after all.
MILDRED
Hello?
DIXON (O.S.)
Its Dixon.
MILDRED
(pause)
Tell me.
DIXON (O.S.)
(pause)
He wasnt the guy.
MILDRED falls to her knees in the dirt beside the burnt patch *
of ground still showing thru. She cries a quiet while, lets
out a long, cold breath, then picks the phone back up. *
MILDRED
I guess youre sure, right?
DIXON (O.S.)
He, um, he wasnt even in the country
when it happened. So, whatever he did,
he didnt do it round here.
(pause)
Im sorry I got your hopes up.
MILDRED
Its alright. At least I had a day of
hoping. Which is more than Ive had for
a while. Id better go, Dixon.
DIXON
Um, there was one thing I was thinking.
MILDRED (O.S.)
Whats that?
DIXON
Well,... I know he isnt your rapist.
He is a rapist, though. Im sure of
that.
MILDRED
What are you saying?
DIXON (O.S.)
I got his license plate. I know where
he lives.
102.
MILDRED
Wheres he live?
DIXON (O.S.)
Lives in Idaho.
MILDRED
Thats funny. Im driving to Idaho in
the morning.
DIXON (O.S.)
(pause)
Want some company?
DIXON puts the phone back in its cradle. Looks at the gun in
his arms. Leaves it on his bed. He looks in on his sleeping
MOMMA.
As the car rolls along the road, theyre both quiet, nervous.
They drive in silence a while, the billboards approaching...
MILDRED
Hey Dixon?
DIXON
Yeah?
103.
MILDRED
I need to tell you something.
(pause)
It was me who burned down the police
station.
DIXON
Well, who the Hell else would it have
been?
MILDRED
Hey Dixon?
DIXON
Yep?
MILDRED
You sure about this?
DIXON
About killing this guy?
(pause)
Not really. You?
MILDRED
(pause)
Not really.
MILDRED (CONTD)
I guess we can decide along the way.
END