Unusually Funny SMS Jokes

From the rib-tickling to the knee-slapping to the side-splitting

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When I send SMS to you...

When I send SMS to you,

It doesn't mean that U have to do the same...

U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates... by courier.

DD and cheques are also accepted.

Bill daadi dengi...

Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai?

Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.

Girl: Aur uss dress ka?

Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.

Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

Darne ki kya baat hai

Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha.

Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?

Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai....?

Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya....!!!!

Ae chal chal hawa aane de

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se,

Jo ped ne kaha patto se,

Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se,

Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,

Ae chal chal hawa aane de

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Garmi ki shuruwat...
Din ko chain nahi,

Raat ko aaram nahi,

Jee na lage kahin,

Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai?

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NALAYAK!

Yeh pyar nahi garmi ki shuruwat hai.

Dad to Son
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger.

son: I start cleaning toilet.

Dad: how does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean with ur tooth brush.

SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai

SMS karne mein kitna maza aata hai,

lekin dil ghabrata hai,

kyunke balance jata hai,

lekin asal maza tab aata hai,

jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai...

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SMS kar dete hai hum har roz

Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte,

Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte,

SMS kar dete hai hum har roz,

Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.

Bewakuf, murakh, matlabi...

Bewakuf,

Murakh,

Matlabi,

Dhokhebaz,

Chugalkhor,

Besharam,

Jhuthe,

Badtamiz,

Mokaparast,

Pakhandi,

ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

Koi pathar se na maare

Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko ...

Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko ...

Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron ... Udaa do saale ko.

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Unki dewangi
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai,

unke aane ki aas lagti hai ,

unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane,

Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai...

Pyaar vyar to ek bahana hai,

Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai,

Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yaar.

Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?

1 Ladki jo pyar de.

1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.

1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.

Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

Thanks for the warning!

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

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I can't live without U

I always think about U.

I can't live without U.

I really need U.

I'm totally mad about U.

I just wanna be with U.

I'm crazy 4 U.

I wanna marry U.

I LOVE U.

Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai...

Kya leker jaoge?

Kya leker aye the?

Kya leker jaoge?

Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?

Itne paise bachaker kya...

Heaven mein bangla banaoge?

Aap jaisa dost aur na banaye

Hum dua karte hain khuda se,

Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,

Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.

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Apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,

Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,

Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,

Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hassi aati to hogi.

Hamare ghar mein bhi mard rahate hain

Chinti ko haati ne chheda.

Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli:

Apney haati ko samjhao... warna

Warna...

Warna...

Warna...

Hamare ghar mai bhi mard rehte hain.

Why do girls close their eyes...

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Guess...

Guess...

Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

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Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka

Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka,

Dosti na kare wo insan kis kam ka,

Ye Dabla to sab le ke ghumte hai,

Jo SMS na kare wo mobile kis kam ka.

Achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo

Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo

Peche walo ko aage na jane do

Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo

Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%

Premi and Premika

Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.

Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,

rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.

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Susu kar ke soja...

Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card &

1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free?

Then

You have to..

Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja@SapnoMeMilega.com

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Dost me aap jaisa

Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahera koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu.

Dost me aap jaisa

Nalayak koi nahi!

Munna bhai pass karvayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,

Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega,

Aab bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo,

Warna pass kya munna bhai karvayega?

U are 100% stupid

U r 100% beautiful,

U r 100% lovely,

U r 100% sweet,

U r 100% nice, and

U r 100% stupid to believe these words.

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Hell and heaven

Heaven is when u have:

A german car,

American salary,

Chinese food &

Indian wife!

Hell is when:

Car is chinese,

Food is german,

Wife is american &

Salary is indian!

Useless person like u is alive

I thought of suicide,

Went to railway tracks but

Got Ur sms and after reading

I thought to be alive, U inspired me because

If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die.

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More IT shayris
Shayed mere pyaar ko

Taste karna bhool gaye

Dil se aisa cut kiya

Ke paste karna bhool gaye.

Laakhon honge nigaah mein

Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo

Mere pyaar ke icon pe

Kabhi to double-click karo

Roz subha hum karte hain

Pyaar se unhe good morning

Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain

Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning

Aisa bhi nahi hai ke

I don't like your face

Par dil ke storage mein

No more disk space

Ghar se jab tum nikle

Pehen ke reshmi gown

Jaane kitne dilon ka

Ho gaya server down.

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Sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..

Poonam ki raat mein chand badal jata hai,

Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,

Sochte hai k apko tang na kare,

Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam

Ek jaam ulfat ke naam,

Ek jaam mohabbat ke naam,

Ek jaam wafa ke naam,

Puri bottle bewafa ke naam,

Aur pura bill doston ke naam.

Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai

Mohabbat karle, karle

Jawani baar baar nahi aati,

Pyaar ek hi baar hota hai,

Kyuki badi bimaari baar baar nahi aati.

Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota

Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota,

Marne kai baad intizaar nahi hota,

Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna,

Har koi hamari tarha,

Cool, sweet and smart nahi hota.

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Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?

Doctor ne aadmi se pucha...

Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?

Aadmi ne kaha...

Kyun nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

Lips Bhindi ki taraah

Lips Bhindi ki taraah,

Gaal Tamatar ki taraah,

Eyes Matar ki taraah,

Poora Face Gobih ki taraah,

Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,

Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!

Har ladki ko line maro

Na pyar, na yaar,

Na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,

Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano,

Na chandra-mukhi, na paro,

Bas har ladki ko line maro.

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