The Cr
ime of
Criminology
By G. K. Chesterton
Eprror’s Note.—England has no more
brilliant writer than Gilbert K. Chesterton.
He puts a punch in every phrase; every
paragraph is a knock-out for his side, and yet
every argument is a clincher, for he loves a
peradox. In this article he goes after the
NE of the most curious
things we must all have
noticed nowadays is that
people will not accept a
statement if it is made
upon authority, but they will accept
the same statement if it is made with-
out any authority at all. If you say:
“But you know it says in the Bible
that palm-trees spread leprosy” (I hasten
to add that it doesn’t), most moder people
will not only doubt it but dismiss it as
some old Semitic superstition. But if you
say, “Don’t you know that palm-trees
spread leprosy?” you will meet your most
cultivated friends ostentatiously avoiding
palm-trees for months afterwards.
If you say, ‘‘The Pope tells us that walk-
ing on our heels will promote virtue,” your
hearers will only regard it as another ex-
travagance of a dying asceticism. But if
you say, without any authority at all,
; , you know, can be promoted by
walking on the heels,” you will detect num-
bers of your fashionable acquaintances
making the attempt; those of them, I
mean, who are in pursuit of virtue. If you
say, “My religion says that albinos are un-
trustworthy,” you will produce no impres-
sion; though, obviously, you ought to, be-
cause you speak for a congregation. But
if you say, ‘‘It’s been discovered that al-
binos are untrustworthy,” you will produce
an enormous impression; and see all sorts
of harmless albinos wandering about with
a discouraged air in consequence. This
is owing to the great tyranny of our time,
which is the tyranny of suggestion. There
never was an age so critical about authority.
people who refuse the word of authority and
use the gossip of the science of Criminology
for the tyrannous purposes of jailing a
‘man under an indefinite sentence till he
be “cured” —which is always a matter of
individual opinion.
But there never was an age so entirely un-
critical about anything without authority.
In this credulous atmosphere of ours a
great many foolish and evil things have
grown up, especially in that central matter
of human morality, the relations of the
body and the soul. If any educated man
will lay down this magazine and reflect on
the matter, he will admit, I think, that a
great many notions about sex, type, breed,
or heredity have at various times passed
through his mind, and even through his
lips, of which he would be puzzled to find
either the first principle or the final demon-
stration. He has heard, he has thought,
perhaps he has said, that drunkenness is
mostly hereditary, that half-breeds are
always dangerous, that a bulging back-
head means animal passions, that some
kind of bad writing means some kind of bad
health, that this or that inherent character-
istic always skips a generation, and so on,
and so on.
Now I am not talking of whether these
things are true, but why these people say
they are true; and I repeat that it would
puzzle them to say. They have not been
demonstrated to them from the facts, so
that they could demonstrate them again.
They have not been given them on the
authority and word of honor of any great
man of science whose pledge they might
take in place of proof.
They are not even a popular tradition
which is anonymous only because it is old
and universal. You might say, for in-
stance, that there is such a popular tradi-
tion as that being haunted by a ghost is
hereditary. You certainly cannot say that
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there is any popular tradition that feeble-
mindedness is hereditary. Last of all,
these things are not the connected parts
of a creed or moral system ‘that a man
might accept as a whole, and take the parts,
he had not verified, on the credit of the
parts he had. They are scraps of rumor
on all sorts of subjects; and they often, if
anything, contradict each other.
It is upon this sort of floating debris that
is being erected to-day the towering fraud
and tyranny that is called Criminology.
Its political meaning can be quite easily
stated, and is perhaps best stated in an
historical form. The French Revolution,
whatever we may think of some aspects of
it, undoubtedly cleared the air. It com-
mitted new and crude cruelties; but it
utterly swept away older deceased cruel-
ties which had become unsupportable be-
cause they were old as well as cruel: or,
what comes to much the same thing, were
never by any chance cruel to. the right
people. For some time after the Revolu-
tion there was in Europe a fresher, saner,
more direct style of government, whether
despotic or democratic; things were gener-
ally known; public servants were respon-
sible; even autocrats had to be popular.
In short, the pure parliamentary institu-
tion beloved of the eighteenth century was
in its prime. To-day it is in its dotage.
The modern governments have become
corrupt exactly as the old French mon-
archy had become corrupt; and with this
very vital and dangerous consequence:
modern government, being as corrupt as
the old monarchy, wants to be as secret
and as strong as the old monarchy. The
Bastille and the Jetlre de cachet are as nec-
essary to the protection of the modern pol-
iticians as they were to the protection of
the most profligate of the old kings or car-
dinals. Therefore the criminal law must
be amended—and strengthened. But as
men never bring back old tyranny under the
old name (for even statesmen have some
sense) the restoration of this powerful en-
gine has been attempted through the doc-
trines of popular science. ‘This is the great
new science of Criminology: its aim is
repression; its excuse is investigation; its
method is espionage; its weapon is terror;
and its foundation is gossip.
To illustrate the looseness of the gossip,
I will begin with the key-word of the con-
troversy, the phrase that is constantly
bandied about in books and magazines,
and repeated in paragraphs and portraits
until it becomes a sort of image in the
ind: I mean the phrase “habitual
Now, before we go any further
it must be insisted that this phrase is chosen
because it is misleading. It is used as if it
always meant one thing; but it is used as
actually meaning two or three totally dif-
ferent things—whichever things it is con-
venient for the enemies of freedom to talk
about. The phrase “habitual,” the idea
of “habit,” is introduced to give a scien-
tific flavor and suggest something like the
habits of ants or beavers. But it can also
be used, when convenient, as meaning mere-
ly the professional criminal; as if we should
say that the writer of this article has a
habit of writing, or that his solicitor has a
habit of soliciting. Lastly it can be used
(and, as I shall show presently, is being
used) as meaning the mere repetition of a
thing at odd intervals of one’s life, as when
we speak of a man as too fond of lawsuits,
or as unlucky in many of his investments.
In short, the term may be used to mean
a habit of crime like the habit of stammer-
ing; a thing that the man can’t help. The
term may be used to mean a habit of crime
like the habit of hunting or fishing for food;
which the man won’t abandon. The term
may be used to mean a habit of crime like
an intermittent habit of whistling; a thing
a man could abandon and is not specially
concerned with, but which he finds himself
dropping into here and there in the varied
concerns of life.
Here we mark the first piece of muddle-
headedness in this business. Brown is a
man of cramped intelligence and abnormal
passions; he may be literally mad, or he
may have only heavier temptations to
murder babies than you or I have. Jones is
a cool-headed and cynical man of the world
who has come to the conclusion that he
will get more out of life by the continual
and dexterous enjoyment of other people's
property; and that even one or two terms
in prison, if he cannot elude them, will
still leave the balance of the fun in his
favor. Robinson is a very poor, worn-
out, and distracted person whose life is
a series of rather wild compromises about
rent and creditors and the Lloyd George
Insurance; and in this long course of shuf-
fling and stop-gap finance, he finds himself
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“The modern governments want to be as secret and as strong as the old French monarchy, and therefore the
criminal law must be amended by the popular science of Criminology. the aim of which is
repression: its method espionage: its weapon terror, and its foundation gossip”60 Hearst's
three totally different reasons, just on the
wrong side of the letter of the law.
By an Act which was, to the disgrace of
the English Parliament and the double dis-
grace of Liberalism, recently put on the
Statute Book, these three independent and
almost accidental improprieties of the
wretched Robinson will cause him to be
classed with the criminal lunatic and the
professional thief under this one shapeless
and senseless phrase “habitual criminal.”
In plain words, his punishment will be ex-
tended atcording to the taste and fancy of
his jailers, exactly as if he were the captive
of Italian’ brigands. ‘Though the first is a
bodily malady; the second is a moral choice;
the third is an economic state of things.
And they are all drilled alike, dressed alike,
fed alike, and flogged alike, because scien
tific men are incapable of thinking clearly
about the word “habit”!
It is the object of the Criminologist, of
course, to prove that the two latter types
can be made to fall under the definition
of the first type. Brown is the medical
criminal, mad and cunning, in the pursuit
of a fixed idea. Nobody could possibly
be less mad than Jones, who calmly calcu-
lates his chances in this world, with a
healthy agnosticism about the other. No-
body could possibly be less cunning than
Robinson, who is simply distracted and
defeated all his life by things he does not
understand. But those who are promoting
the new police inquisitions wish to class
them all as physiological criminals; and
that for a very simple reason—that medical
seclusion, unlike legal seclusion, can be
unlimited. If you punish a man you must
state what the punishment is. If you once
start “curing” a man you can be as long
as you like in finding the cure.
So far the despotic Criminologist has it
all his own way. But even here the touch-
ing confusion of his mind does not desert
him. The second great knot or tangle
which we find in his train of thought is this:
That even when he has got his letire de
cachet and locked a British subject up for-
ever, he sometimes says it is because the
man can be cured; sometimes because the
man can’t. be cured; sometimes both.
When the Indeterminate Sentence was intro-
duced to Parliament in the abominable bill
to which I have alluded, I remember that
its supporters began by explaining how
much more humane it was to cure the faults
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of criminals than to avenge them, and how
certain mysterious “modern methods”
(which noonemade any attempt to describe)
would turn bad men into good men in no
time. But when Mr. Hilliare Belloc pro-
tested that the worst wrong you could do
anybod; +4 good or bad, was to remove him
from all’ appeal to the tribunals of his
country and put him helpless in the hands
of individuals, the defence of the bill swung
completely round. Its supporters told Mr.
Belloc he was too tender with ruffians of
this sort; that if they came out again it
would be to follow their evil natures.
Now this mental muddle is very impor-
tant, because it shows that what the cam-
paign aims at is not scientific theory but
solely police arrest. The Criminologists
practically say, “We want this man out
of the way. Why? Oh, because a doctor
would do him good. Something wrong in
that? Oh, very well—because no doctor
can do him good, then.” The whole of the
new criminal experiment is like that. It
is a game of chuck-farthing played with the
public headsman, on the fundamental
legal principle of ‘Heads I win your head;
tails you lose it.” If any one thinks this
exaggerative, let him consider the case of
the Mental Deficiency Bill—which actu-
ally provides that a man acquitted of a
crime may immediately be examined by
police-doctors as a suspect imbecile. The
police say, almost in so many words, “We
will try to imprison you for pinching watches,
or piracy on the high seas, or anything that
occurs to us. If you prove yourself innocent
of everything, we will then imprison you
for not being capable of anything.”
There is no science of Criminology.
There is only the very ancient art of tyr-
anny—one of the decadent arts which
come when statecraft has succeeded states-
manship, when secret power seems easier
than open law. They come like a tropic
wind out of all that languid barbarism
that has never had rights, or written laws,
or clear courts of justice; where the master
of slaves flicks an idle whip, or the Sultan
gives wild sentences half asleep under a
palm-tree. These are the fathers of the
Indeterminate Sentence. Their violent
verdicts are fulfilled and forgotten; they
have never written a word upon the rock,
“because they despise this word, and trust
in oppression and perverseness, and stay
therein.”