8.2.
1 WEAPON FUMBLE TABLE
1-Handed
Edged
Lose your grip. Your palm Shit happens. You miss.
is sweaty. Yeah yeah. Take it out on your friends You need some workout
01-05 Better luck next round the next round.
You almost lose grip of You hesitate. That is
your weapon. Use the next always stupid. Your
06-15 round for parrying. enemy attacks hard and
you must parry for 1
round.
You forgot that weapon
was a sharp one. Slash
yourself for 1-6 hits and
16-25 lose initiative next rnd.
This is where you finish
the fight! Not. Drop your
weapon in a spin
26-35 maneuver. Looks bad.
However you may pick it
up next rnd at -40.
You look good until now.
Missing foe with an inch
36-45 or so, striking yourself in
the knee. It's a bleeder. 2
hits/rnd.
Ouch! Are you a fighter or
a schoolar? You should
consider a change of
profession. Take an "A"
46-55 Tiny crit while you
stumble and maim
yourself.
You could have done that
a lot better. Bad move
stuns you for 1 rounds and
56-65 your foe has an extra +10
OB for the next round.
Worst move you have ever
done! In a bad attempt to
disembowl yourself you
66 take a "C" slash crit. Foe
laughs for 1 rnd. It sucks!
You step wrong and fall.
You are down for this rnd,
spending the next to get
67-75 up. Foe is at +20 for both
rounds.
You're no good. Manage
to fall onto something
76-85 hard, you are out for 2
rnds.
You excecute a perfect
attack! Against closest ally
(yourself if no one else is
86-95 around). Ally take a "B"
critical.
Can you do that again?
Possibly not. You impale
yourself on the sword,
96-99 taking a "D" puncture crit.
Strong move! Breaking
your weapon and
inflicting an "E" slash on
yourself. Your foe is
amazed by your lack of
talent and must RR vs
100 10th lvl attack (SD) or
spend the next two rounds
laughing and taunting
you.
1-Handed
Crush
My that weapon is heavy!
or a lighter weapon try
a spoon.
You overextend but miss
your foe. To bad you
strain your wrist in the
maneuver. -10 for the next
2 rounds.
You almost got him! But
instead you throw your
weapon at foe. It takes the
entire next round to get i
back. Foe takes 1-6 hits.
Try not to do this again.
Disarm attempt leaves you
stunned for 1 rnd. Foe
smiles back at you -20 for the next round.
Managing to strike the
opponent in face with
your hand, but at the same
time strike yourself with
the weapon. You receive
an "A" Krush crit. Foe
loses a tooth.
That weapon lands in You step wrong. Very
your face. Ouch! Bad. Is
my face red? Yes, it
certainly is. You take a 2-
12 hits and are stunned for
1 round.
Wow! You really did it
this time! Krushing your
own knee with your
weapon. Fight at -50. You
also take 2-20 hits and are
stunned 1 rnd.
Bad maneuver leave you
stunned for 2 rnds. Foe is
at +20 OB for three
rounds and you take 1-10
hits.
Fall leaves you stunned no
parry for 3 rounds. Foe
laughs for one, then goes
for the kill. Good luck!
Turning your back on foe
is a bad misstake. You pay
for it. Stunned no parry
for one round while foe
has +30 OB.
Awful move! Break your
weapon against your
lower leg. You are stunned
unable to parry for 3
rounds. Bad.
Ouch! You break foes
weapon. And your own.
But worst is - you manage
to get yourself an "E"
unballancing. When you
get up you find foe crying
of laughter for 3 rounds.
Well, enjoy it.
the job
*SE
2-Handed
In an attempt to behead
yourself you move out of
position. Spend the next
round parrying.
You almost drop your
large weapon, but manage
to hold on to it. The bad
part is that you receive 1-
10 hits in the process.
Massacre! Or almost. You
drop your weapon at foes
feet. Takes an entire round
to retrieve it while foe has
a +25 OB to strike at
you
Slash yourself open with
little grace. 2 hits per
round and out of position.
That strike is not hard,
neither well placed. You
take an "A" crit
(depending on weapon
used) when strike lands on
your own foot.
wrong. Breaking your
foot. -25 for the duration
of the combat. Thereafter
-15 until healed.
That is almost impossible!
Still you've just done it.
Render your weapon
through your own body.
Take a "C" crit.
You miss foe with a wide
swing! He receive +40 for
his next attack while you
are stunned. Good luck!
Clumsy! Strike lands on
your own leg. You bleed 2
hits/rnd and are stunned
no parry for 3 rounds
Your foot get entangled
and break. You are out for
two rounds and at -40.
Drops weapon too.
Seppuku! You help the foe
by jumping on your own
weapon! Take a "D" crit
on appropriate table
I dont know how it could
ever happen. Suddenly
you find yourself
paralyzed, neck down.
Foe is as surprised as you,
when he find out you
managed to stick your
own weapon through your
throat. He need only finish
Spear &
Polearms
You snag your own Damn! This is hard. Why
clothes in an attempt to did you ever try this? It
murder. That sucks. Try a only looks silly
dagger next time.
Foe forces you into a
defensive stance. You are
driven back 5 feet and
must parry next round.
Damn that weapon-smith!
A splinter makes it into
your hand and you miss
this attack. Fight at -5
until you remove it.
Drop your weapon. Hope
you have a backup cause
your foe now stands on
this one
That weapon is long. Very
long. You get it entangled
and are stunned for 1
round.
Snag enemys clothes,
giving him 1-6 hits but at
the same time leaving you
stunned for 2 rounds, not
able to parry for the first.
Get that bastard, his
laughing at you!
You try to commit ritual
suicide, inflicting an "A"
puncture crit on yourself.
Foe has a +20 OB on you
the next round.
No way! Stumbling,
falling and on your precision of a chinese
own weapon! You manage
to impale yourself. Take a
"C" puncture crit.
You step to far. Foe closes
in and receive +30 OB on
you while you cant parry
or strike back for 1 round.
You manage to get that
weapon into your own
eye. Dont ask me how.
You are halfblind and out
for 2 rounds.
You stumble and break
your own weapon. You
are stunned for 2 rnds and
has nothing to parry
with
You do not only break
your polearm, you also get
it through your own body
taking a "D" puncture crit.
Impale yourself. Take an
"E" puncture crit. It looks
pretty bad. Foe is stunned
for one round due to
shock. How do you fight,
man? Its all groce.
2-Weapon
Combo
Smach your weapons
together in a not so artistic
show. You must parry next
round at -20.
This goes pretty smooth
until you overextend a
muscle. Receiving -10 for
2 rounds. Must parry the
next round.
There goes your left hand
weapon flying in the sky!
Gah! Hope you have skill
enought to fight with only
one. It lands 15' away.
You should practice that
attack a little now you
just hurt yourself. Take 2-
12 hits. -10 next rnd.
Striking yourself with one
of the attacks, you still
manage to get the other
one on your enemy.
Unfortunately the move
leaves you stunned for 2
rounds while taking 1-10
hits.
Two weapon combo is an
effective way of killing.
Even oneself! You take a
+50 OB attack from each
of your weapons.
Chop chop. With the
cook you neatly sever 3
fingers. On yourself.
Bleed 6 hits/rnd. You are
stunned for 3 rnds.
You drop one weapon and
fall. Stunned no parry next
two rounds. Foe is ready
to kill
Fall, breaks right hand
weapon. It goes into your
side, you take a "C"
puncture crit. Happy
hunting!
Two dangerous weapons
in a clumsy combination!
You attack yourself giving
a "D" slash crit!
Splat splot! Slashing
yourself badly taking two
"C" criticals on
appropriate tables
Change dices?
Strike foe with one
weapon. Yourself with the
other. Take an "E" crit on
yourself. Make a normal
attack on foe which is
surprised by the awsome
move and cannot parry.
 Chain & Ball
Missed me! At least you
did not get entangled
yourself. Kill him next
round.

That weapon takes a

lifetime to master. You
clearly show you're not a
master. Must parry next
round.

This is a good weapon

huh? But you're not a very
good fighter. Bad move
leaves you at -15 for 2
rounds. Lose initiative
next round.

You should hold that

handle harder. Now you
drop your mighty weapon
on the ground. It takes an
entire round to pick it up.

Your technique is not

so great. Strike yourself
for 2-12 hits and leave you
stunned for 1 rnd.

Not a good weapon to

play smart with! A bad
maneuver lands the ball
on your shoulder, leaving
you stunned for 1 round
and at -20 due to sprained
collar bone.

Entangling your shield

with your weapon. This is
no good and give you an
"A" Krush crit. You are
not able to parry for the
next rnd.

Ball suddenly takes of in

the air. You stand with the
handle. Unarmed and
stunned without parry for
3 rnds.

You try a mad swing at

foes head. Miss him but
strike yourself in the back.
You are stunned for 4
rounds.

Fall. You take a "C"

Unballancing crit and give
foe an excellent
opportunity. He is at +20
for three rounds.

You manage to strike your

own groin. Forget about
being a father! You take 2-
20 hits and are out for 3
rounds.

You strike yourself. And

its not a small one. You
take a "D" krush crit and
lose four teeth.

It could not have been

worse. You maim
yourself, taking an "E"
krush crit. Foe laughs for
2 rnds. If you're lucky this
might be your break. If
unlucky you may start to
roll new stats