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Dear barefacts, no choice but to cycle home alone - I can on your friends and flatmates than you’d Dear barefacts,
hardly wake up my flat mates to come and like, but surely that’s better than the other
As a female student, I am glad to see that meet me! alternative. I read with interest your Underpass
something is being done about the safety www.funkyberry.com
Many students don’t have the luxury of Although it’s not ideal and I am definitely campaign last week. As a regular user for
of students with the launch of the “lights, a bike and I also have to walk sometimes, not condoning it, if you have no choice or the last 5 years of the Southway underpass
camera, action” campaign, although perhaps particularly when I have to carry musical desperately feel the need to walk home both travelling to and from work on campus
it has taken a little too long to get the instruments onto campus. This involves alone then tell someone where you are going and sometimes for leisure activities in the
ball rolling. This is especially surprising either walking through the Tesco or the and let them know when you get home evenings, I fully support the campaign
when incidents have been occurring in Southway underpass. In the past, my female by sending a text or phoning to let them as there seems to be one safety incident
the underpasses for several months now. housemate and I felt that the Southway know you are safe. This applies especially after another reported in this area. Many
(“When will the attacks stop? barefacts issue underpass was better lit, but with the recent when you’ve been out for a few drinks members of staff both read Barefacts and
1044) Unfortunately is has taken yet another spate of attacks it just feels more cut-off and probably think you could take on an use the underpasses to travel onto campus
incident, reported in barefacts issue 1051, from the world, away from houses and roads army. You can guarantee that your friends and are just as concerned as students about
for an official campaign to be launched. with no help within easy reach. At least the would never forgive themselves if you were these incidents.
But will all the advice and safety measures Tesco route is near the A3 between the two attacked when you walked home alone and May I suggest that you extend your
really make any difference to the safety tunnels and then near the Tesco roundabout nobody knew you had even left. campaign to staff as well as students, perhaps
of students when we are all trying to lead as you emerge from the second underpass. Despite all I have to say about my fellow by asking them to sign the petition as well?
independent lives and sometimes have no The main issue that worries me is stubborn female students, surely the male Have you also considered contacting local
choice about when and how we get onto regarding female students walking home students who live off campus are just as schools who’s pupils use these underpasses
campus. alone. In this day and age, young women are vulnerable. They might be a less obvious to see if they are interested in joining
The Park Barn area of Guildford is made taught to stand-up for themselves, to take target but a male student walking alone the campaign too? A joint campaign by
out to have a bad reputation and people are control of their lives and be independent. could well be approached by a group of students and staff of UniS and the local
often surprised when I say that I feel least Unfortunately, this independence has a habit people and be placed in a similar situation to schools would be likely to carry a lot of
vulnerable when I reach the Park Barn of leading to stubborn streaks in the young a woman walking alone. So, it’s probably a weight. Hopefully the council will see it
estate on my journey home. Yes, there are women of my generation (myself included, good idea that you watch out for your male as a high priority to improve safety in these
sometimes groups of kids around, but late without a doubt!). “Why should we have to friends as well as your female ones. areas and meet our demands as quickly as
at night the estate is very quiet and quite depend upon men for emotional or physical We just have to hope that the safety possible, before another incident occurs
pleasant. support?” they say, “ Are we not capable of measures that might arise from the incidents
I am lucky enough to have a bicycle, which looking after ourselves?” of the last few months will deter attackers Yours faithfully,
I use to get to and from campus the majority Well, girls, have I got news for you! NO, and might make us feel safer in the town that TRACEY DAWS
of the time. This perhaps allows me a little you can’t look after yourselves, not when many of us call home. Remember, whether IT Services
more freedom than those on foot. At least someone who is probably about twice your you walk home with a female friend or a
I am moving slightly faster and a potential weight and is bigger and stronger than you male friend or a mixture of the two, safety-
Thanks to both readers for their
attacker would probably find it more (blame evolution!) is grabbing hold of you. in-numbers still applies. As Jerry Springer
letters. barefacts would like to echo
difficult to grab hold of me. Unfortunately Take the advice given to you by Toni Borneo, would say, “take care of yourselves, and
Tracey’s sentiments above and asks
my chosen degree often means I have to be take the advice given to you by your friends each other.”
everyone to write in about their expe-
on campus for long hours, often staying and don’t let yourselves be vulnerable. Yes, Yours sincerely,
riences and thoughts on ‘LCA’.
until the early hours of the morning. I have you might have to be bit more dependant KATHRYN BERESFORD
4 OPINION 6 March 2003
Britain heading for a sexual crisis Elections are this week. The manifestos well. The intelligentsia know no more. They
are skeletal and similar, the candidates sleep badly. I’m sorry: we’re not allowed to
are extrovert and sometimes brash. The discriminate on the grounds of merit.
THIS WEEK SAW the somewhat schools have similar stories marketing is as unsopohisticated as it is in Discrimination is always bad unless
unsurprising story in
SARAH BUTTERWORTH – few of us were actually real politics. A low turnout is expected. The it’s against the majority. Sweeping
the news that Britain is taught anything of use in our people who will win are the people who generalisations are acceptable as long as
apparently heading for a sex “In some ways, we have not sex education classes. most want to win. All viewpoints are equally they’re definitely only about some Jews
disease ‘crisis’. The group come far since the ‘dark As we hit our late teens valid. No candidate is better than any other. or only black criminals or asylum seekers.
of people causing the most ages’ when sex was barely and enter university we are I’m sorry: we’re not allowed to discriminate All slavery has been abolished for one
concern are young women, mentioned anywhere.” bombarded with information on the grounds of merit. hundred and fifty years by sweeping it off
who are allegedly having about having sex, sexual So much coursework this month. Keeps our doorstep. Slaves no longer qualify for a
sex with more people and at a younger age. diseases, pregnancy – you name it, it was one too busy to protest about the amount of super once-in-a-lifetime trip halfway around
But why is this happening? Some blame probably written about somewhere in all work one has. No time to shave. No time to the world. Our commodities do instead.
the ‘ladette culture’, some the lack of sex those papers you were buried under during smoke dope. No time to make love. No time Entertainment is made less entertaining by
education in schools and at home. Whilst Freshers’ Week. Whilst this information is to protest. March. No time to march. multiplying through television. BBC Seven.
at school I was lucky, or unlucky enough to all relevant, and useful, in many cases it falls More subway incidents occur. Twilight. No Who’s laughing now? Who Wants To Be A
experience some of this less than informative on deaf ears through no fault of those who camera. Inaction. Bins overturned violently Millionaire? One right answer. Three wrong
sex education – could this have contributed produce it – we have grown up with so little on the way back from the Union, three answers. Guildford witnesses the death of
to the fact that around six people out of my serious mention of issues such as STIs that nights a week. Glass broken, three nights a popular music. Killed, stuffed, and sterilised
school year of forty girls became pregnant by now it all just washes over our heads. week. All forgotten by morning. All tidied to furnish a new academy above a pub.
before the age of twenty one? Comical Campaigns such as the Union’s ‘Are you up. That’s why we pay cleaners. Syndicated One subculture precipitated to a handful of
though it may sound, my overriding memory HIV prejudiced?’ week last semester go a vending machines smashed and turned university modules. Your former pub bores
of ‘health ed’ classes was being shown how long way to repairing some of the damage upside down. The underside of the NUS. One are now professors. Analysis: Extermination
to put a condom on a banana at about the that might have been done through the Grolsch tap. One Carling tap. Two Stellas. By Definition. Discuss. Only the Success
age of thirteen, before we swiftly moved on lack of information given to us during our Please. Shouting at passers by. Stopping and of the Unexceptional is Truly Surprising.
to why drugs and smoking are bad for you. formative years. But in some ways, we staring at bystanders. Laughing. Throwing Discuss in no more than fifteen hundred
Outside my biology classes, I remember have not come far since the ‘dark ages’ eggs out of windows. Throwing eggs into words. The rest of this paragraph. Discuss
no more than half an hour spent on telling when sex and related issues were barely windows. We pay the cleaners; they work for in no more than six sentences. No wrong
a class of impressionable teenagers about mentioned either in school or at home. us. They look so old. We pay the cleaners; answers. No right answers. The only right
not only the simple facts of sex, but sexual Nowadays you cannot walk down the street not the government. No top-up fees. Bring answer is another five questions. The more I
diseases and emotional issues. without sex jumping out at you, be it in an back grants. Yes to 24 hour Tesco. Are you learn, the less I know. The more I know, the
I am lucky to come from a family where advertising campaign, television or general OK? I can make as much noise as I like. I’ll less I understand. Discuss.
issues such as this have never been taboo, conversation, but little of this is in the only be young once. It’s 3am, and you’re
but I know many are not as lucky as this. form of serious information. To address the asleep, but I’m beautiful and you’ll never barefacts@ussu.co.uk
For my colleagues at school with parents problem of increased unplanned pregnancy
less willing to talk about issues surrounding and transmission of STIs one must target
sex their information came almost entirely those people who are just beginning to learn
from teenage magazines (where the talk about all things sex related, as opposed to
is only of boys, boys and more boys) and those who have already have pre-formed
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
talking with friends. Many of my friends opinions, and possibly prejudices. “What looks like material gain is actually a process of spiritual decline”
at university who attended very different barefacts@ussu.co.uk DAVID LODGE (1935 - ), WRITER AND CRITIC
6 March 2003 OPINION 5
The Iraq debate continues: the case against the impending war
150,000 US AND UK troops are forming as a green light by every rogue state and
up in the Persian Gulf for a conflict, which terrorist group around the world”. Although
most people don’t want. The European party leader Iain Duncan Smith has said the
Union is divided on the issue of war in government has yet to convince the people
Iraq: The UK, Spain and Italy are in favour; that war is the way forward.
France, Germany and Belgium are against. Personally, I accept the need to free
The UN Security Council, which is also the people of Iraq from persecution, and
split, is yet to endorse a military offensive. I believe Saddam Hussein’s days are
Nevertheless, the troops are awaiting the numbered; however why is war necessary
imminent order to advance. It seems as if all of a sudden? Is there not a way of
war in Iraq is inevitable, with or without a disarming Saddam without resorting to
second UN Security Council resolution. The war, and the loss of life that war entails?
US and UK appear intent on a war. Why? I don’t believe all avenues of diplomacy
Saddam Hussein is an oppressive dictator, have yet been explored, nor do I believe that
and is guilty of persecuting his own people. such a huge offensive is required. I am also Above: students from the University of Surrey shwoing their support for the “Stop the War” movement. Accord-
Since the end of the Gulf War, his regime seriously concerned about the consequences ing to some sources, over 1600 people signed the anti-war petition located outside the Students’ Union building.
has continually refused to cooperate with of war, the future of Iraq, and stability in the
UN weapons inspectors, and therefore middle-east. I could certainly never support
is in breach of UN Resolutions 687 and a war without UN Security Council backing. Anyone who claims this war is only about Council support. If the US and UK ignore
1441. Inspectors have recently discovered Hence, I do not subscribe to my party’s oil is ignorant; however anyone who claims a French veto, diplomatic relations could
a number of illegal weapons, which had not policy, which states that a second resolution it isn’t about oil is equally wrong. Iraq cease in the short term. More seriously, the
been declared in Iraq’s arms report. There is is not a prerequisite. possesses the second largest oil reserves credibility and effectiveness of the UN as an
also some evidence to suggest Iraq has been I believe both Blair and Bush are genuine in the world (behind Saudi Arabia). Again international decision-making body will be
developing chemical and biological agents. in their desire to disarm Iraq of weapons of with a pro-western administration, the US questioned.
Is this justification for such military action mass destruction, and to bring freedom and and allies may be afforded certain benefits, All of these possible outcomes outweigh
as is evidently planned? democracy to the people of Iraq by ousting perhaps even exclusive oil extraction any of the gains from war, in my view. Is the
Apparently so, according to Messrs Bush Saddam. However, I believe there are other contracts. This could help the ailing US war as necessary as Blair and Bush claim? I
and Blair. Saddam has had his chance, in factors which are influencing the decision economy, and prevent a recession. would argue it is not. The cost of the war, in
their view. It is now time to remove him, his to take military action now, and on such a It is not so much the motives of the war, money terms, will be enormous, and could
regime, and disarm Iraq of any weapons of large scale. rather the potential consequences that deeply send the world into recession, particularly
mass destruction; and subsequently install Iraq is believed to have a small number of concern me. I fear the US-led campaign to if oil prices rise in the short term. Could
an interim administration until democratic 400-mile range ‘al-Hussein’ missiles. These expel Saddam, and install a new pro-west this money be put to better use, i.e. health,
elections can take place. Secondly, they could strike Israel, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, government will infuriate Islamic terrorist education, tax cuts?
believe he may have links to Islamic Iran and Kuwait. A number of ‘al-Samoud’ groups, which will lead to Britain and the Iraq has started to cooperate more with
terrorist organisations, and may supply missiles, with a range of 90 miles, have US being at greater risk of terrorist attacks. UN inspectors. Clearly, they wish to avoid
weapons to such groups. These weapons already been located. None of these however Saddam supporters in Iraq may align war. Only when they categorically refuse to
may be then used to target the US and UK. are very effective at dispersing chemical with Islamic fundamentalists against the cooperate should action be considered. The
This war is hence a preventative measure or biological agents, according to the US/UK. Although I don’t believe Saddam UN should monitor presidential elections
against a repeat of 9/11. The Conservative International Institute for Strategic Studies Hussein has 100 per cent public support, to ensure they are not manipulated. This
Party supports the government on decisive (IISS). The 1991 Gulf War, subsequent as is claimed; I do believe his support is will give the people of Iraq the freedom to
military action saying “If the international UN inspections, international sanctions strong, influenced by a biased media. The choose their leader without the suffering
community backs away from dealing with and raids by US and UK aircraft have media will claim that Iraq is being invaded of what could be a long and rancorous
Saddam Hussein now, this will be seen seriously degraded Iraq’s weapon-making for its oil by greedy westerners; the same campaign to eliminate Saddam’s regime.
and storage facilities. A recent report by the westerners who have crippled the country Evil though Saddam is, he is not threatening
IISS concluded that Iraq would require up to by sanctions for over a decade. anyone at present. He is not stupid either.
in a decade and significant help from a foreign
power to produce a nuclear bomb.
Saddam may realise the game is up and
retaliate in the only way can; to order
I am sure he knows what would be the
consequences of any aggression against his
There is also no evidence of any links to counter attacks using any chemical/ neighbours. On the issue of weapons, the
terrorist groups such as Al-Qaeda. Iraqis, biological agents he does have, or he may US, UK, France, Russia, China, Pakistan,
including Saddam Hussein, don’t support send of his al-Husseins to Jerusalem, which India, Spain, Israel… and many more have
Islamic fundamentalism. Even if Saddam could start World War III. far more devastating weapons of mass
wanted to supply such terrorists with I am concerned for the stability of the destruction. All countries around the world
weapons, it would be almost impossible for region. Iraq’s neighbours, in particular Syria, should disarm; I don’t believe it is fair to
CLOTH?
Iraq to export them undetected. So what are Iran, and Saudi Arabia may feel threatened if single out Iraq in the way it has been. There
the other factors? there is a permanent US military presence in is only a moral case for war when there is
Iraq is strategically well positioned. Syria Iraq. Fundamentalists in such countries may a clear and imminent threat of attack, or if
and Jordan to the west, Iran to the East, resent this, and again terrorism is the result. there has already been aggression. None of
Saudi Arabia to the South and Kurdish In the short term, an interim government these criteria apply to Iraq. Let us not scar
Turkey to the north. Israel is less than 250 may work, however I fear it may fragment the history books with the bloodshed of war,
miles away. If a pro-western administration in the long term, and civil war could be the when there is a better option. We must never
was installed in Iraq, the US and allies result. Afghanistan is barely functioning lose faith in diplomacy; for when we give up
would have the perfect base from which to under its transitory administration. on diplomacy, we give up on our children;
barearts goes to fabric live launch future strikes against neighbouring I am concerned also for the future of the and life has no purpose anymore.
countries as they choose. UN if war goes ahead without Security barefacts@ussu.co.uk
6 LETTERS & PROFESSIONAL PAGE 6 March 2003
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Dear barefacts, town with adverts plastered all over their
walls, it would be considered vulgar but
I would like to raise a major concern apparently this sort of advertising is alright
Letters must be received by 5pm on the Monday before publication to guarantee their presence in the next newspaper. Letters
may be edited for length or clarity | E-mail: barefacts@ussu.co.uk regarding the number of adverts springing for lowly University students.
up in restaurants around campus. I was My main point is this, by putting up
Dear barefacts, Dear barefacts, having a coffee in Roots the other day and with these adverts we’re basically being
I am writing after reading Philip Howard’s looked around in disgust at the number laughed at by the University accountants
article. Although I agree with the author Im writing in response to another pro- of adverts plastered all over the walls in and advertisers who see cash strapped
that some demonstrators are not aware of war article published by barefacts. More cheap tamper-proof plastic frames. Why students and campus restaurants as a golden
all the issues involved in the debate as to specifically the 27th February issue, have advertisers been allowed to invade advertising opportunity. I would like to hear
whether to go to war or not, I do not agree Philip Howard’s piece titled “This was a our student space? Remember Roots is the thoughts of the new sabbatical candidates
with the sentiments expressed in the article. demonstration of a new breed of political owned by Unis. The situation is simple: the on this issue as well as other people around
The point of the demonstration was to show apathy”. I’ll spare the intellectual crap and University loves the ads because they bring campus. In the mean time I’ll prepare some
that people in Britain do not support going get to the point. I found this somewhat in more money (advertisers pay up for the ‘ads’ to decorate those already hanging in
to war. Most have thought about the pros insulting to the vast networks of activists ad space) and the advertisers win as well Roots; here’s some ideas: ‘TopExploitation
and cons of the going to war. However, they that worked so hard to organise the 15th (they invade student space with ads targeted of the student demographic’ and ‘Roots
may still feel that the British and American February protest and I know many students squarely at the student demographic e.g. proud to offer 10% food and drink discount
governments are being very undiplomatic (1600 by our petition) would also find his lager/hangover themes, fashionable young – this promotion brought to you by our
in forcing Saddam Hussein into declaring bullshit accusations of our naiveness in people etc.). The only people not winning advertisers’. Don’t put up with it, students in
all weapons yet it is almost completely defining us as a “new breed of political are the students! America didn’t when their Universities tried
unknown what weapons we have. He states apathy”. Why should students who’ve paid for the same trick.
‘The choice is this. Go to war, kill thousands If possible I’d like also to submit the anti- their food and drink have to look at adverts
of people, kill or oust Saddam Hussein’ etc. war case for the next edition of Bear-facts. designed specifically to target and strip more Yours,
Yet has not thought about those words. This UNKNOWN money out of us by buying clothes, throat ALEX READ
war has been fought once already and all sweets etc? You don’t see coffee shops in
it succeeded in was the killing of innocent
people and Saddam still ruling Iraq. That is Dear barefacts,
Written exercises used in selection series of silly things … the Diners’ Club.
The annual exams were over and the
and on D(Diners)-day a group of students
duly appeared in the early evening summer
summer was marching on. It was balmy sunshine dressed to the nines. Some were
THERE ARE A number of tests the in-tray exercise. You are and breezy, hot and steamy, humid and etc as silver-service waiters, some were wine
which employers use which asked to play the role of a and most spare time was spent over a pint waiters, and some were traditional guests!
involve writing. They are personnel manager who has or two in Hari Sutherland’s (former Union Within an instant the tables and chairs had
usually designed to measure returned from holiday to find Manager) Union Bar. On the agenda was been reorganised, the pot plants, linen,
a range of qualities besides a pile of papers waiting to be the need for a wheeze – not a cough and cutlery, candelabra put in place and a gypsy
simply the ability to write dealt with. Your task is to splutter; but a good old-fashioned bit of fun. violinist was serenading the completely
clear and effective English. separate the urgent from the It should be nothing too serious! astonished other canteen incumbents. Sherry
The first one which I’ll non-urgent and the important Students in the early 70s were quite was served. The Maitre’D duly announced
describe involves analysing a from the unimportant. The inventive when it came to harmless fun. that dinner was served and the guests
mass of complicated written
DR RUSS CLARK key to doing well in this test After a brainstorming session or two the queued and paid at the serving counter for
material before presenting is to skim all of the papers decision was for a rollicking celebration their sausage, beans, chips or whatever was
a reasonable solution to the “There aren’t necessarily quickly at first. It is tempting dinner in tie and tails and posh frocks – what their fancy. The meal was continued as three
problems which it contains. any right ot wrong answers: to try to read everything, could be more harmless, and more fun than courses with wine, port, and coffee. One
There aren’t necessarily the assessors are looking for including the cleverly that? There should be a Guest of Honour. guest was seen to choose a Zoom ice lolly
any right or wrong answers. well thought through ideas.” placed 30 page report which The venue would be the Hall Restaurant for their sweet (on a plate of course)! After
The assessors are simply would take up the whole (then alongside the Old Hall Bar and now dinner, the embellishments disappeared in
interested in knowing of the time allocated to the redeveloped into the Oak Room complex). an instant, returning the Hall Restaurant to
whether you have understood the issues and test if you fell into the trap of reading it! The Hall Restaurant, but that was a its former glory.
whether your proposals are well thought After your initial skimming, attempt an ‘canteen/refectory’, how can you have a And the Guest of Honour: the Vice-
out. Whilst the written part of this exercise early prioritisation of papers. Some are swish glitzy/glam affair in a canteen? And Chancellor, Dr Peter Leggett. He’d been
can be minimal, it is important to make sure obviously important - like the memo from anyway, the main student body would sent an invitation, though apparently the
that your recommendations are lucidly and the managing director requesting a review of be eating its evening sausage, beans, and ‘detail’ had been inadvertently omitted. And
logically presented. safety procedures following the recent fire. chips! what a sport he was; not only did he turn
Another test requires that you respond to Take a look at your watch and see how much Now comes the point at which some up and take part but queued and paid for his
a letter of complaint from, say, a colleague time you have for a more detailed look at the questions must remain unanswered - for dinner along with everyone else!
or a customer. Although the detailed material. This could lead to some changes students of the future to have something
circumstances will vary in each case, there in your priorities. The written summary of
are some general guidelines which might your recommendations is likely to be brief,
help you. Make sure you convince the but should nevertheless be clear, logical and
recipient that you have understood their concise. You must take care to leave enough
problem. Consider whether an apology time to write your summary. The assessors
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6 March 2003 UNION 7
International week and One World festival: one world for all of us
This week is USSU’s international There would be:
* 57 Asians
week. VP Societies & Culture * 21 Europeans
Charlotte Dawson (left) takes a *14 from the Western Hemisphere, both north
and south
look at a hypothetical situation that * 8 Africans
spells out the One World theme
INTERNATIONAL WEEK IS now in full swing. The Exhibition on Tuesday
saw students displaying culture from over 20 countries. This week is a
time where we begin to realise we are part of a bigger culture than just
being a student. This University has more than 30% of students from
an International background and supports these students through * 52 would be female | 48 would be
the International Office, led by the Dean of International Students, male
Gwyn Brown. Gwyn and his team provide an invaluable service and * 70 would be non-white | 30 would
this week, I would just like to take the opportunity to highlight the good be white
work they do. If you have time, come to the International Gala, Friday * 70 would be non-Christian | 30 would be
night at 7pm in the University Hall and sample a small selection of this Christian *1 would be near death; 1
varied culture. Tickets are £3 and available on the door and from the * 89 would be heterosexual | 11 would be near birth
Student Union reception. would be homosexual *1 (yes, only 1) would have
But to get you started, here’s something to really think about... a college education and 1
$
If we could shrink the earth’s population to a village of precisely 100 would own a computer
* 6 people would possess 59% of the entire
people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would world’s wealth and all 6 would be from the
look something like the following: When one considers
United States.
our world from such a
compressed perspective,
* 80 would live in the need for acceptance,
substandard housing understanding and education
* 70 would be unable becomes glaringly apparent.
to read
* 50 would suffer One World festival – one
from malnutrition world for all of us.
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8 VOLUNTEERING 6 March 2003
Hi all, I’m here again to give you your communities offer do not cater for experiences as other children.
weekly dose of V opportunities and I am disabled children. So the purpose So with all these different projects
pleased to say that these articles really of Challengers is to provide leisure running, it is hardly surprising that
seem to be working because we are activities that are suitable for everyone they are always in need of an extra
getting more and more people joining and to ensure that nobody is excluded. pair of hands. If you think that you
V which is brilliant but as usual we are Challengers offer so many amazing would like to get involved with one
still trying to tempt the rest of you to services that it is difficult to know or more of their projects and you are
get involved. So this week I thought where to start. They run play centres an enthusiastic and energetic person
I would start with an opportunity that where the children have access to some interested in working with young
will appeal to those of you who have of the most revolutionary equipment people then why not become a youth
or are contemplating a career working used to promote development, worker, sports assistant or play worker?
with people with disabilities. Disability relaxation and stimulation and get to If you are not based in Guildford then
Challengers is a local charity set up to play with a limitless supply of bikes, don’t worry because they have plenty
provide play and leisure opportunities paddling pools, dressing up clothes of opportunities all around Surrey and
for disabled children and young people and various toys and games. Then as with most of the V opportunities, the
aged between 0-25 years in Surrey but there is also a youth centre for those time commitment required is extremely
it is becoming hugely successful which slightly older children who fancy flexible so even those of with you with
may have been helped slightly by the going on regular outings to the cinema, very little spare time can get involved.
fact that it is supported by such famous theme parks or bowling. They also To get involved just to do the usual
bods as Matthew Kelly, Michael Buerk run activity weekends, short holiday thing and either come into the students
and Georgia Reece. breaks, Art projects and summer play union and see me Alli Cummings, the
It is often the case that disabled schemes. And as if this isn’t enough V Co-Ordinator or email me for more
children are excluded from fun and they also run a sports club to ensure details a.cummings@surrey.ac.uk. I
invigorating play activities because that the children and young adults have look forward to seeing you all!
the recreational facilities that local access to the same sports facilities and
The quiz
1 You have just finished a meal. What do you do?
[a] Go and wash up everything, then dry it all, then 5 You’re in a bad mood. What do you do?
[a] Apologise to friends for acting strange.
8 How often do you use other people’s stuff?
[a] Rarely, if ever.
put it all away. [b] Mope about and communicate in grunts. [b] Quite often.
[b] Put all dirty dishes next to the sink to clean up [c] Slam doors, ignore everyone, and hurl abuse [c] All the time. You don’t have any of your own
later. randomly. stuff.
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[c] Leave your plate on the nearest available surface.
2
It’s 3am, and you wake up in bed having realised that Do you ask before you borrow things from other
You go to put something into the kitchen rubbish bin, you’ve forgotten to defrost the fish you were going to people?
but it is full. What do you do? eat the following day. Do you [a] Always.
[a] Change the bin liner. [a] Stay in bed and decide on an alternative. [b] Sometimes.
[b] Balance the rubbish on top of the mound, pushing [b] Get up quietly and get the fish out of the freezer. [c] Never.
10
it down a bit to make it stay. [c] Leap out of bed screaming your head off, stamp
[c] You never use a bin anyway, you just leave down the stairs yelling all the way, and attempt After borrowing someone else’s stuff, what do you
rubbish lying around. to accelerate the delayed defrosting process by do?
3
battering the frozen fish against a hard surface. [a] Return it as soon as possible.
7
You spill food/drink onto the worksurface/table/floor. [b] Leave it by the sink hoping they will wash it
What now? Upon moving into a new house, you notice that the instead.
[a] Clean it up now. freezer requires defrosting. Do you [c] Cover it with muck, take it to your room, and
[b] Clean it up later. [a] Turn off the freezer, open the door, and put down leave it to fester until its owner manages to hunt it
[c] Don’t actually realise you’ve made a mess. a container to catch the water. down.
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[b] Ignore the chunks of ice and just use the freezer
You’ve got some food left over in the wok/pan/tray. as normal. How much stuff of yours would you leave lying
What do you do with it? [c] Decide that [a] is not a quick enough process, around the house?
[a] Throw it away or keep it in a container. and instead go at it with a 6” carving knife, thereby [a] None.
[b] Cover it and put it to one side. puncturing the heat exchanger, releasing the essential [b] A few bits and pieces.
[c] Leave it lying around the kitchen in the most gasses, and rendering the freezer useless except as a [c] Almost everything.
inconvenient place possible until you next use said garden ornament.
wok/pan/tray.
Soft fragrance whispers Always, we are hurt. Whether black or white or deadening grey.
of an afternoon apart. Knocked down with the manipulations, And we will be noticed, and we will be
I stand there waiting, Quoted as being, “One of Coward’s most
The whims, the hatred of others. remembered, quotable, most humane and certainly most
and try to look the part; Of ourselves. Or else we will be blissfully forgotten -
While losing myself funny plays”,(Daily Mail) Present Laughter
I am a victim of hatred, of whim, Gone and so forgotten, hits the Guildford stage on Monday 10th
in this selfish insanity. Of manipulation. Like so many deepening sunrises March. Starring Rik Mayall, as reported
We all are, Bleeding across a painless sky. in our exclusive interview last week, this
For the dark empty And that is why life has no dignity. We will be remembered, or else
is put away again; touring production promises to entertain and
Death has dignity; in death forgotten. exercise those chuckle muscles.
And icicles selfishly lie We can be remembered for what we made But where ever we lie, there will be dignity
behind smiling sunshine. One of his finest and funniest comedies,
ourselves As never seen in life. Noel Coward admitted that he wrote the
© 2003 Mind Ink And not what others made us to be. There is no dignity in living. role of egotistical charmer Garry Essendine
in Present Laughter as a vehicle for his
own talent. Set in the glamorous world
The Blue Room at the Yvonne Arnaud of the theatre during the Jazz Age, it is a
marvellously comic exaggeration of the life
that whirled around Coward in his heyday.
ON HEARING THAT The Blue Room was BY DAISY CLAY Flamboyantly dressing-gowned, and
showing at the Yvonne Arnaud I was devastatingly handsome, Garry Essendine
interested to see why the play had become so character. This technique kept the play may be teetering reluctantly towards middle
famous since first appearing in Germany in flowing despite changes in the plot. It age but everyone, both male and female, is
1921. This modern adaptation of the play as allowed each character to be shown in two infatuated by him.
it originally was named La Ronde follows different situations and their responses to The master of scalpel-sharp repartee,
a chain of sexual encounters between an the situation could be examined. I found this ruthless put-downs and spectacular
intriguingly diverse set of characters. These play refreshingly different to the majority of tantrums, his life is one long performance
present laughter
characters are skilfully played by just two current plays as its approach to drama was in which he can never be himself. About
actors, who in this production were Tracey quite different, discarding the classic use of to set off on an extended tour of Africa,
Shaw (Coronation Street’s Maxine) and a single plot flowing from beginning to end the blue room Essendine is visited by practically everyone
Jason Connery (TV’s Robin of Sherwood). using the same characters throughout. he knows including his ex-wife/manager,
At the play’s first showing the police Despite this play’s infamous nature lawyer, secretary, butler, business partners,
actually closed it down and arrested the surfacing through its candid approach to an admiring young playwright and a recent
actors. Attitudes to censorship have changed nudity and sex there were numerous other one-night stand! The stage is set for a battle
a lot since then, and quite frankly, audiences features of the play which are worthy of of glittering egos.
are much happier about seeing such nudity praise. There were countless moments of Present Laughter runs from Monday
and sexual behaviour onstage. humour, especially a voiceover depicting the 10th – Saturday 15th March with
In essence, this play is about sex and how it length of time which each sexual encounter performances Mon - Thurs 7.45pm, Fri
occurs in many different situations between lasted (a mere 45 seconds in one case!). The & Sat Eve 8pm, and Thurs & Sat Mat
a vast array of different individuals. The design of the set and use of music were also 2.30pm. Student standbys are available
play was cleverly adapted with each scene really impressive. reputation of being a thoroughly enjoyable 1 hours before performances from £7.
involving two characters, where the next Overall, I really enjoyed the play not and compelling play. The middle-aged Box office 01483 440077, www.yvonne-
scene would involve one of the characters only did it live up to its reputation for such women sat in the front row giggling at each arnuad.co.uk.
from the previous scene and a new unmistakable nudity, but it also met its instance of nudity was also quite amusing! Rachael Bemrose
6 March 2003 FEATURE & COMPETITIONS 15
Rich W meets the Hamiltons
Fulfilling a lifetime ambition of sorts, Rich Watts
finally meets media ‘darlings’ and one-time politicians
Neil and Christine Hamilton, only to be told he looks
alarmingly like Louis Theroux
Bit of a and tonight he gets the night failed to see them. When talking groove, not missing
change going with some electro and to some enthusiastic dancers later a beat with their
for you this sleazy house. When it comes to apparently they were a bit like feet and throwing
week, instead of the current electro scene however, this, “I thought they were going their arms up with
the normal dreary then Jacque Le Cont is king. to be shit but the women had a the lights at every
bands that most of Since leaving Zoot women he great voice and the keyboards, crank of the flange.
you have never heard has managed to make a name well they were just beautiful.” The night just floats
of, I thought I’d check for himself as one of the best in Whilst the “beautiful” electro along with Matt
out the Wall of Sound the genre. Tonight’s set is a lot was on downstairs upstairs saw Hardwick taking
night at Fabric. The labels deeper than his normal mixed up Nag Nag Nag residents and Black over unnoticeably
being building a name for slice of eighties synth and electro Strobe playing some electro and keeping the
itself for years now and what but as his set progresses the fun clash. Filthy bass, lots of synth chugging beats
with Royksopp’s ‘Melody starts as he mixes in the theme and some pretty good tunes saw pacing along. We
AM’ still selling can the rest from 2001 space Odyssey and lots of happy feet shuffling away. all dance without a
of the label keep up? First up finishes with ‘Sweet dreams’ by Back downstairs after the band care and like we don’t want to go
is Ewan Pearson, one half of the Eurythmics which leaves us Jon Carter takes to the booth to bed but before we know it the
playgroup but not as famous as humming the tune till dawn. playing his normal mix of sleazy lights are on and we’re told to go
Trevor Jackson, Ewan has been The night becomes a bit less house and broken beats. Its 2am home, its all gone too quickly.
producing some great tracks at clear after Jaqcue leaves and and the drunks are leaving and After hours club anyone? simon
them moment (go find Manilla), there was a band on after but I the rest settle down into their robinson
“The Armitage
Shanks
Works Band Formed in late 1999 and
A nine piece soul band still in its
(Purveyors of arrived at their current line up
fledgling year. Covering a range
Fine Traditional Jazz, in September 2002, blending
of soul classics you’ll be hard
and Quality Crappers) perform manic funky beats, fat bass lines
pressed to miss the groove when
regularly on and off campus. and powerful guitar riffs with Trademark are: Oliver
you see the guys in action.
Playing a wide variety of fragile melancholy. The band Horton, Stuart Meads, Paul
dixieland, blues, and other forms are currently working on new Soulsby. Trademark play: voices,
of trad jazz, the octet this year material with a view to touring synthesisers. Previous Trademark first round of live’s battle of
includes vocals, alongside the towards the end of this year and events have occurred at: The Fan the bands:
Grunge four piece from South normal line-up. The band are quite releasing a second EP in early Club (London), Truck Festival tuesday march 11th
London. Together for 3 years, happy to play anywhere where 2003. www.mistakenid.co.uk (Oxfordshire). Album ‘Fear: 7:30pm
gigging for 2. New EP to follow some free liquid refreshment can Disconnection’ available soon. students’ union
www.syncratic.com. be arranged” www.trademark-online.co.uk £1 entry
20 LIFESTYLE 6 March 2003
“
a: 1 | b: 3 | c: 9 | d: 100
call their band girls aloud
£300: when eaten, which part of a cow is known as tripe?
a: tongue | b: rump | c: neck | d: stomach lining
£1k: on which form of transport did Thor Heyerdahl cross the Pacific in 1947?
a: rowing boat | b: raft | c: balloon | d: glider
£2k: according to Edward Lear, the Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea in a boat of which
colour?
a: sky blue | b: pea green | c: jet black | d: brick red
£4k: in 1993, Esha Ness ‘won’ which horse race that never was?
a: 1000 guineas | b: grand national | c: cheltenham gold cup | d: derby
£16k: in knitting, what is the name if the stitch made by doing a plain stitch backwards?
a: purl | b: curl | c: whurl | d: gurl
£64k: in terms of population, what is the largest Portugese speaking city in the world?
a: lisbon | b: rio de janeiro | c: sao paulo | d: oporto The contest continues: Chris Tar-
rant vs. Anne Robinson. Who is the
£125k: who was Prime Minister when Captain Scott reached the South Pole? champion? Your thoughts, please:
a: lloyd george | b: campbell-bannerman | c: bonar law | d: asquith barefacts@ussu.co.uk
The wordsearch has now firmly established itself in the weekly barefacts
£250k: which TV character had a secretary called Joan Greengross?
tradition, and is apparently proving itself most popular amongst the
a: jim bergerac | b: reginald perrin| c: james herriot | d: mike baldwin
Chancellor’s bar staff. This week it returns with a vaguely musical
theme, although it is debatable as to whether mentioning ‘girls aloud’
£500k: which Enlgish king was known as ‘Old Rowley’?
and ‘music’ in the same sentence is acceptable.
a: henry viii | b: richard iii | c: charles ii | d: george iv
Any thoughts on the wordsearch? Is it completed by more people than
£1m: Boadicea’s tribe, the Iceni, lived in which part of Britain?
those pouring pints in Channie’s? Let us know: barefacts@ussu.co.uk.
a: northumberland | b: east anglia | c: wales | d: cornwall
6 March 2003 LIFESTYU 21
Upside-down answers
Lyrics quiz: [1] Hell Is For Heroes - I In what way could a Peer possibly be dangerous? So old that they dribble you to death?
Can Climb Mountains [2] A - I Love Lake
Tahoe [3] Embrace - 3 Is A Magic Number Does their incontinence gush forth so alarmingly that a lack of immediate action results in
[4] Hole - Celebrity Skin [5] Oasis - Little drowning in a pool of piss? Or does their nasal hair take on a life of its own so that it can
By Little [6] Space - Female of the species
[7] My Vitriol - Always : Your Way [8] strangle you at the mere sight of a pair of tweezers?
Less Than Jake - All My Best Friends Are More than likely none of the above. So why red? I think it might be the same reason they
Metalheads [9] Reel Big Fish - Sell Out
[10] [spunge] - Jump On Demand
employ old blokes to work as security guards: it’s a sort of reverse psychology thing.
WWTBAM: [£100: d]; [£200: b]; [£300: If I was to employ someone to work as security in a retail store, I would probably go for
d]; [£500: c]; [£1k: b]; [£2k: b]; [£4k: b]; the young, athletic, quick, aerobically sustainable human. Call me picky, but that’s what
[£8k: a]; [£16k: a];
[£32k: d]; [£64k: c]; [£125k: d]; [£250k: I’d do. Most retailers, however, seem to opt for the mid-fortyish, balding, moustachioed
b]; [£500k: c]; [£1m: b] (I’m not sure why that is), slightly tubby specimen of human. Not only this, but they dress
them in what look to be uncomfortable uniforms and make them wear, of all the footwear
imaginable, big heavy shoes – the sort more conducive to working on a building site that
chasing some young whipper-snapper who has just nicked a packet of rich-tea biscuits.
So what is the logic behind this? As far as I can see, there is none, apart from to dissuade
would-be thieves from stealing items that don’t belong to them out of sympathy for the
poor bugger who would probably have a heart attack as a result of attempting to chase
them.
This had a meaning, but I seem to have lost it.
22 LIFESTYLE 6 March 2003
FOR THOSE OF you not awake at 8am on UNISPORT LOST TO local rivals Chichester
Saturday 22nd February it was very foggy and who made it to the semi finals in the
cold. Therefore the Stag Hill Archers (or 10 National League. Chichester started strongly
of us at least) decided to go to Birmingham with Linda Charman (world no. 4) beating
for a curry so that we could warm up. The Fiona Geaves (world no.11) 3 – 1 and local
fact that we were entered in the BUSA hero Mick Biggs losing to Chris Tomlinson
Indoors Tournament had relatively little to by the same score line. At 2 – 0 it looked
do with it. like UniSPORT would be in for another
We were lucky that whilst the visibility was hiding against an improved Chichester
on the low side, the roads were fairly clear side. Then Neil Frankland came on court
and so we made good time to Birmingham. and dismissed Ben Ford 3 – 1 before the
After arriving at the University, the actual
Injury strikes UniS squash team
impressive Stacey Ross kept up his good
shoot dragged by – a lack of time control form by beating Ritwik Battacharya 3 – 0.
made for a more informal shoot, but some At 2 – 2 it was all down to the last game
archers did extract the Michael with the between Steve Meads and Chichester’s Tim
LAST WEDNESDAY SAW Surrey take on maintain his unbeaten record this season. So
amount of time they were taking and so Vail. On paper this was a game we should
Oxford in the last sixteen of the BUSA the score was one all with three strings still
it was not until over 3 hours had passed have won but unfortunately it was not to be
Championships for a place in the to play. Mike Willmoor played a good game
that we allowed to hastily pack away our UniSPORT’s night and Tim Vail outplayed
quarterfinals. Hopes for victory were high for UniS, amazing winners coming out of
equipment before being thrown out so that his opponent winning 3 – 1 and took the
in the Surrey side, with faith in our strength nowhere, and a lot of dedication shown
the next session could begin. On the whole points for Chichester.
and depth. Adam Redmayne and Chris with some of his running. Unfortunately
we left somewhat disappointed with our This was the last home game of the season
Petch were first on for Surrey, both looking it wasn’t enough, and Mike went down in
respective performances, although a big for the Guildford based side and with one
to get the first points on the board for UniS. three games, although he played well and
congratulations to Sumeet who broke 500 game left UniSPORT look like they are
Chris struck first using depth and attacking the score did not reflect the match. Paul
(out of 600) for the first time, and also to going to finish 5th.
volley’s to manoeuvre his opponent around Clough dispatched of his opponent with
Adam and Tim who put healthy amounts SKY TV COMING TO THE VARSITY
and take the first game. Adam handled his ruthless efficiency, using his pace, power
onto their personal bests. Congratulations Sky television are coming to the Varsity
opponent with his usual tactic of speed and athleticism to destroy the opposition for
must also go to Mike for his 3rd in the Gents Bar on 8th March to film customers watch
and touch drops to take the first game. the loss of only eight points. Paul Chance
Compound section and to Barry (in a triumph Ireland v France in the 6 Nations on the big
From here things started to go downhill played extremely well, and was looking
of Birmingham’s generosity over BUSA’s screens. Bar deals will be available so if you
as Adams opponent seemed to get quicker good to destroy his opponent as well, but
miserliness) for his 2nd in the (“unofficial”) want to be seen by your mum on tv then get
and quicker, whilst Adam started to fade. the disaster struck in the form of a foot
Novice Gents Recurve section. down to the Varsity. For more details email
After some truly horrendously long rallies, injury. This prevented Paul from being able
In true Oscars fashion, we’d like to b.arnall@surrey.ac.uk or tel. ext 3226.
it became clear that Adam was not going to to move around the court, and loosing his
thank our hosts for accommodating
be able to maintain this pace. He maintained match, although he competed gamely until
nearly 300 archers under rather difficult
circumstances, one member would like to UNISPORT EVENTS his effort level though, going down to a then end. So UniS Squash lost to Oxford 2-
respectable score line in four games. Chris 3 and on another day, I feel we could have
thank his hairstylist, we’d all like to thank
6 Nations Rugby | Sat 8th Mar | Varsity had managed to stave off a fight back by reversed that result for sure. Now we are
our parents…and of course a big thank you
Red Nose Fun | Fri 14th Mar | Varsity his opponent, who had won the second looking forward to playing Cardiff in the
to Nadia who droves there and back again
6 Nations Rugby | Sat15th Mar | Varsity game, to win in four on the other court and promotion playoffs.
safely through the encroaching mist.
If you’re get-up and you know it, clap brother??? AANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDD all 2 do with security
your hands, If you’re get-up and you MEET ME WED 9PM CHANCELLORS, & wot u cant do on westside floor 3.
know it, clap your hands, If you’re get-up One Euro!, 2 down 9 to go! I WANT YOU! <...Ruff::Rhyme::Robee$y...>
and you know it and you really want to
show it, If you’re get-up and you know it Wanted 7 females, who were last seen To Whom it may concern, get your facts And super rate doesn’t always mean you’re
email: katieisget-up@j-team.biz!! being escorted from Bar Med! straight before posting personals, or you super.
may find yourselves eating your words,
Rhys, when a “girl asks do u have any 1-0 to the seconds literally. Adam All men are Bas***ds!
videos” “i got porn” is NOT a good
answer red bull gives you wings “Hello Hottie” to everyone at house 51!! paul is that sick i smell?
i swear it wasnt me that put the personal Where has all my Museli gone? Hi I’m Fred Wibbly-Dobnob, Vote [1] for Next week, 20 ways to improve your
in about adam & kelly. honestly, was quite me and I’ll organise world peace. KUDOS rating.....
funny tho Nehal, stop stealing all of the houses food!
-will We know its you! KIGU! I hear you have been flying the great buzz
airlines lately! Make sure those curtains
Jon she was soooo nice, whats wrong with .....and the award for the alcholic of the Crazy Pete can’t get it up... Ian can you are closed!
u? year goes to Sticky, for the 4th year in a help us out?
row!We are so so proud! long dog! long dog! long dog!
nobody mess with sania or she’ll bite your beware: one monkey mole in green wig
head off! one euro for the night of your life at 48! spotted on campus Saturday morning Shout out for the Croucher Crew! Saddle
boy and Skeletor..... hello!
Wales, ha ha I sware I had knickers on when I left my Yes Neil & Pete, a breakfast wrap and
house! truckers breakfast is damn greedy!! Katie, my get-up of the week last week,
Sully, she may not have been able to finds herself in exactly the same position
lick her nipples but she obviously did andy smells of poo Sittin - down in AP, this week! Get-up!
something right! bored as can be,
DID YA SEE ROB WITT @MALTHUS dave rubbing hands with glee, Sorry kristy, but if it helps i still think your
Pizza night, every Saturday, uni court DINNER??My my!what a mover!! at some pornography: gorgeous.
house 48 If all drugs were free
RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOWWWW i wouldn’t be @ uni. Princess, you still owe amanda one! (but
Vaishali, where is my 18 year old WWWWWWLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA But its not up 2 me - dont let cat find out!) Crazy Havoc man!
24 6 March 2003
SURREY PRIDE
Surrey (fail to) sparkle in the Sunday sunshine
“WHAT ARE WE doing?” won the prize for BY KRIS TEMPLE
most uttered phrase, as representatives from
the crème de la crème of Surrey sporting ground caked in sunshine, the stage was set
talent gathered outside NatWest at 8.30 on for an enjoyable day’s sport, with both the
Sunday morning. England-Australia and Worthy Cup Final as
For they were off in search of glory, at additional entertainments in the bar.
an inaugural tournament at Southampton Unfortunately, the bar was where most
University, and organised by SUSC of our teams spent the afternoon, as very
(Southern University Sports Conference) strong opposition from higher BUSA
– a group of which Surrey are one of the leagues reduced the Surrey Pride to bit-part
founder members. The aim of SUSC is involvement.
basically to provide events and competitions Things didn’t bode well for the Men’s
beyond the end of the regular BUSA Football 7’s squad, who were 3-0 down after
season, and includes institutions from 2 minutes of their first game …..they did
along the South coast, namely Brighton, however go on to win a marathon penalty
Bournemouth, Chichester, King Alfred’s, shoot-out against Portsmouth to claim 7th
Portsmouth, Southampton, Southampton place.
Institute, Surrey and Sussex. Netball were able to top up their tans after
In true Surrey fashion of course, despite the lunch break, as they found life without
the 8.30 meeting time, the coach didn’t a shooter just a little too tough. Men’s
depart until 9.15, as the football and rugby Rugby were able to utilise their strong back
teams both knocked on a few doors around division to provide a competitive side in the
campus, and reeled off “Well I’ve got a mate 7’s, while Hockey were robbed of a semi-
from primary school whose Gran once went final place when they chucked away a 2-0
to bingo in Southampton, so he might play”
to complete their, er, wafer-thin squads.
lead in the final 7 minutes to Sussex. The
seasiders’ last attack saw a powerful shot at
Rifle club visit Commonwealth range
Full credit where it’s due to the Netball goal take about 17 deflections, and fly past LAST THURSDAY SAW the Rifle Club venture basic shooting principles and techniques
and Hockey teams though, who were all stand-in keeper Pip. out for its first trip to Bisley. The journey was given. Everyone received one-on-one
present and correct bang on time, including And so the Pride returned Guildford-way was less than ten miles each way, to the most coaching from the club’s more experienced
Chef who looked as if he’d camped outside devoid of any silverware, but as we all know, prestigious range complex in the country. members. The club will continue to develop
NatWest for the night. it’s that taking part thing that counts!… For example, the new ‘Malcolm Cooper’ the skills of its members, and will be able
Hockey’s attendance was even more thanks to all those who gave up their Sunday range was built especially for the 2002 to analyse each individual’s progress over
remarkable considering a monster birthday and made the effort to represent Surrey. Commonwealth Games, and comprises subsequent sessions.
pub crawl the night before. Not pretty sights And thanks also to Jim Exall of the football electronic targets for both Air Rifle (10 Many thanks go to Security, and the USSU
the Hockey lot come 8.30 Sunday. team, for giving us all a laugh with his meters) and .22” Target Rifle (50 metres sports departments.
With Southampton’s impressive sports chronic simultaneous-quad-and-hamstring outdoors), an indoor 25yd range, a fitness The club operates on Thursday evenings
cramp on the way home! suite and conference rooms. between 6:30 and 10pm. If you would like
We left shortly after 7pm by minibus. more information, please contact Ben:
After the safety brief, an introdution to ee91bg@eim.surrey.ac.uk