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Are you worried about the amount of bashing FOLLOW How is your character like in the show?
you’ll receive from AlDub fans, knowing how KOREEN! My character Marjorie Escobar is maldita,
crazy love team fandoms can be here in the ha ha! She’s the daughter of the town mayor
Philippines? where Maine {Mendoza]’s character lives.
AlDub is such an established tandem that Marjorie’s family wants to develop the town,
it’s a given if some people will bash me for which would have been a good deed if not at
the character I will portray in the show. But the expense of other people. Alden is one of the
I think if the fans do get annoyed with my people Marjorie’s family asked to help renovate
character then I’m probably doing a good job as the town. My character falls in love with Alden
a kontrabida, ha ha! koreenmedina_ and tries to seduce him and make Maine’s life
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Well, it seems like you’re just asking to be As awful as Marjorie seems, do you think she
bashed by the AlDub Nation aren’t you? has redeeming qualities?
Ha ha! I was so scared to act mean at first, so She loves her family so much she’ll do
buti na lang the three of us went to workshops anything for them, kahit may natatapakan na
together. We got closer and more comfortable siyang iba. Now, while I don’t approve of her
with one another. If not for that, playing methods, I admire how passionate she is about
Marjorie's character would have been more accomplishing her goals, which I think a lot of
difficult. people would relate to.
How do you get in character? Do you see any part of yourself in Marjorie?
Nag-o-observe ako ng ibang tao, ibang TV Sometimes I find it hard to find something
or movie characters. Sa kanila ko kinukuha about Marjorie I can latch onto. I’ve never had
yung mga gestures, kung paano sila mag- such a great infatuation for another person,
react in certain scenarios. That way, mas like the one she has for Alden’s character.
nabubuo ko yung character ni Marjorie. But But even so, I would still like to grow with
I have to say magkaiba kami ng personality the character. I wish I could tell her that she
TUNE IN!
ni Marjorie in real life. Kahit ako, when I get doesn’t have to belittle other people to get what
to watch the replays of our scenes, naasar din she wants. She has to discover her worth as a
ako minsan sa character ko, ha ha! person.
Who’s your inspiration in portraying
Marjorie?
I binge-watched films with iconic antagonists
when I learned that I was going to take on the
role of Marjorie. Out of all of them, I think
Regina George from Mean Girls probably is Watch Koreen’s
closest to my character. It’s really fun playing new show Destined
the kontrabida, kasi parang nailalabas ko to be Yours at
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w I t h o u t a c t u a l ly h u r t I n g a n y o n e . Pa r a n g
naIlalabas ko lahat ng negatIvIty when I
act out marjorIe’s character’
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Is the world ready
for virtual reality?
IT Isn’T as awesome as we ThoughT IT would be
woRds: CHISE ALCANTARA | ILLUSTRATION: WARREN ESPEJO
Drunk driving
Virtual porn simulators
While having some Scenic food There are a crap ton of
next-level point-of-view Feasting your eyes on a driving simulators out there
intercourse with your fave perfectly grilled steak is catered to mimic realistic
Pornhub porn star sounds already one of the most scenarios faced by motor-
awesome, imagine the immaculate sights you ists in everyday life. While
vertigo you’d get with all can present a hungry most of them do tend
the gyration and manly man. Making him wear to help quite a bit, there
grunting coming out of uncomfortable headgear are some programs that
your character happening. that transports him to a mean well but go a bit too
If that doesn’t sound bad random barn with cows far—just like the program
enough, some companies staring at you isn’t exactly made by the US National
even want to sell you robot what you’d like to see Highway Transportation
limbs to hump. We’re not while consuming their Safety Administration
getting our manhood stuck bovine brethren. That’s called NHTSA Last Call
in an over priced toaster, why we don’t get why which puts you in front of a
no thanks! Samsung thought it was wheel purposely disorient-
a good idea to make ing you to the point of
a virtual reality dining nausea so that you could
experience to pretend feel what it’s like driving
you’re in a different place drunk—while you’re sober.
while having your dinner. Confusing, that!
We mean, why ruin a good
thing?
PASIG
LEGEND MAKATI
New expressways
Old expressways TAGUIG
Railway extensions
Expressways
Current railways
The new and improved expressways
Proposed subway aim to decongest major highways
locations
and reduce travel time to business
PARAÑAQUE districts. For instance, the R-7
Expressway connects España
Boulevard to Regalado Avenue,
Fairview. The NLEX-SLEX
Connector Road links the two
major expressways. The MRT7
Access Link connects NLEX to the
Underground Monorail System LRT1 South Extension
MRT7 northern terminus and to the
[proposed] Expressway E-11 that
South Luzon Expressway connects the CAVITEX-C5 South
Link (to be completed in 2020) to
San Jose Del Monte, Bulacan. In the
south, a four-lane SLEX Toll Road 4
(TR-4) reduces travel time between
Sto. Tomas, Batangas and Lucena,
Quezon from four hours to one hour.
EXPLAI N E R
860.7
and Monumento. There are also MRT3
What about sustainable
railways to interchange with a North-South
PNR commuter line and then to the
P (equivalent
to 5.4% of spaces?
gDP) Usec. Edillon notes that NEDA also
cities of Navotas and Malabon.
New lines—including subway B illion has sustainability initiatives in mind. “We’re
also going for more green spaces, because
systems—are also operated, such as the
open spaces are part of the AmBisyon. [If we
MRT7, which runs from Fairview Center
want to] live long and healthy lives, we need
Mall to North Avenue above or under
a conducive environment.” We will focus our
major roads like Edsa, Quezon Avenue, Projected budget by 2022 attention on a Public Investment Program
Recto, and España. An underground
ILLUSTRATIONS: THEODORE CRUZ
1.898
lanes and other spaces.”
FTI, and Alabang. A suburban commuter
(equivalent
service connects Malolos, Bulacan and
Calamba, Laguna (using the backbone
P to 7% of
of the PNR railway), while a North-South gDP)
subway line also connects Bulacan (via Tr illion
San Jose Del Monte) and Cavite (via Bus rapid transit
Dasmariñas). This runs through a part of The Metro Manila Bus Rapid Transit
Edsa and connects the CBDs of Cubao, (BRT) runs along a 48.6-km Edsa route
Ortigas, Global City, and Alabang. Main Source of the Allocation: covering Monumento up to Diosdado
Macapagal Avenue or Roxas Boulevard
with integrated routes along the Ortigas
TA X R E F O R M PA C K A G E Business District, Bonifacio Global City,
and the Makati Business District.
Ticketing system
There will be dedicated bus lanes,
depots, and as much as 63 stations or
terminals parallel to the Metro Manila
(around P206.8 billion in estimated LRT/MRT/Subway lines. BRT Line
proceeds from excise tax, vAT, and 1 starts from Quirino Highway and
income tax) ends in Manila City Hall with a total of
32 stations. The BRT also links with
the NAIA terminals and the planned
Naturally, major transportation
Integrated Transport System terminals
makeovers come at a price. However,
(located in the North, South, and
PUVS OF TH E the government is optimistic that
Southwest of Metro Manila and in the
FUTURE infrastructure investments could
SM Fairview area).
sustain or even improve the nation’s
Modernized buses and jeepneys economic growth.
are equipped with gPS systems, Electric bus concept
automatic fare collection
systems, and centralized fleet
management—and monitored
through a smart traffic signaling Beyond Metro Manila
system. “We’re going for more iconic
infrastructure outside Manila. Nothing’s
still definite, [but the plans involve] bridges
for connectivity. We have already identified
metropolitan, regional, and even sub-regional
centers, so what needs to be done is really
to connect these centers," Usec. Edillon says.
NEDA further identified Metro Cebu, Davao,
and Cagayan De Oro alongside Metro Manila
as the hubs that they want to eventually link
with anticipatory structures and efficient,
Jeepney concept art safe, and convenient mass transport
systems.
DISCLAIMER: All infrastructure projects were primarily based on the Roadmap Project Profiles (March 2014) generated by the Japan International Cooperation Agency
(JICA) and The National Economic and Development Authority and on the public domains of government bodies like DPWH and PPP Center. The actual blueprints of
these projects are subject to change and to approval (by NEDA and the administration).
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young.
Call it sad. Call it another
opportunity for the judgmental
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app-fueled revolution that’s morphing
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partying is overrated. The New York
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compliments ever given in the name of
journalism, deems them “the greatest
generation of couch potatoes.”
But can you really blame these
kids? House of Cards season four is
just too good to pass up and there’s a
new Riverdale episode even before the
weekend hits. Everyone has to be the
first to post their masterfully crafted
critical commentaries on Facebook
come Sunday. Add the cost of a nice
outfit, paying for an Uber ride, and the
insane prices of alcoholic beverages at
snazzy establishments and it’s just too
much for their sardonic minds (and
pockets) to handle.
Ina Raymundo agrees with all of
this. And in her humble opinion, if
there’s one aspect of socialization that’s
been hit (and hit hard), it’s the dating
game. These days, we find social media
grinding its roots into every avenue of
the human experience. Dating—or data
mining, depending on how cynical you
are—apps like Tinder are reshaping
the landscape of romance, so chancing
upon a potential lover in the old-school
manner has become rather obsolete. It
has rendered Manila (and the planet)
too small for comfort, where everyone
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cousin and gathering information then they’ll start messaging before ko,” she recalls, “you’d just meet
about an individual is as easy as they even meet up. So magkakilala someone in a bar and then that’s when
learning their Twitter or Instagram na sila even before actually meeting you could exchange numbers. I think
handle. each other face to face.” Ina is clearly mas torpe ang mga lalaki ngayon
“It’s so different now,” Ina says, bothered by this, seeing as she was the kasi sanay sila sa dating setup that’s
her mind wandering back to a much poster girl for the super-hot-single- filtered through the Internet. I think
simpler time. “These days, it all starts lady-you-could-meet-in-a-dingy-bar most men nowadays would be scared to
with social media. They’ll either be on fantasy. sincerely approach a woman in a bar.”
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ascent to stardom For Ina, however, the reboot was
came with the debut more than just sending a well-planned
of the 1995 Sabado advertising message. It was more
Nights commercial personal—a surreal moment that
of San Miguel Beer. transported her back in time, inducing
For those who were a feeling of nostalgia that gave her a
still sucking on their rush unlike any other.
mama’s breasts when “It felt so good,” she explains, her
it aired, here’s the gist: hazel eyes lighting up. “It just used
in the ad, she plays a head-turner whose to be this fantasy I’d have. I used to
devilish beauty catches the attention of a think, ‘What if magkaroon ng sequel
young Paolo Abrera, whose lame excuse yung Sabado Nights?’ And now it’s
of a date is hitting it off with other happened. It was so much fun because
male barflies of questionable fashion they were playing the Sabado Nights
sense. Upon meeting each other’s gaze, song over and over again. It felt like
the two immediately become drinking I’d just finished shooting the original
buddies. Then there are toasts; there’s a week ago, and now, we’re shooting a
the polite clinking of bottles. The new one and there was no time-lapse in
riffs and unforgettable lyrics of Rizal between. I felt so young.”
Underground blast endlessly in the Feeling young and looking young
background. Our protagonist—and the are things the now two-time FHM cover
rest of mankind—realizes that this chick girl is good at. Her secret is that she
is rock and roll. This chick is a keeper. internalizes this positive attitude, which
Right then and there, a star is born. in turn, reflects on a physical level. That
Fast forward to 22 years, one and, of course, the fact that she works
husband, five kids, an FHM cover debut, out like nobody’s business. “I’ve always
comeback appearances on TV and the been a fun-loving person,” she shares.
movies, and Ina is at it again. “I think I’m like Benjamin Button. I’m
If you’ve been paying attention growing backwards. I feel like I’m 14
to your TV or YouTube lately, then instead of 41 years old. I feel younger
you might’ve come across the latest and more childlike and yet I’m happier
reincarnation of the Sabado Nights than ever. And I think I’m fitter, too! I
commercial. This time around, have more muscles now.”
Vic Sotto, together with basketball Ina—ravishing, eloquent, and
superstars Marc Pingris and June Mar timeless in her sex appeal—is the
Fajardo, star in a more comedic version perfect vessel for this sophomore
of the storyline. In the reboot, these turn as ambassadress to both the beer
three, somewhat older male icons are brand that helped make her famous
enjoying a Saturday night out when, and this magazine that’s celebrating
lo and behold, Ina Raymundo steps its 200th cover and 17th anniversary.
into the bar looking sexier than ever As she headlines this milestone in
in a mighty tight red dress. A group FHM’s storied history, she is also being
of douchebags also spot the stunner reintroduced into the mainstream and
and make a play for this woman who to a whole new generation of fans and
is clearly beyond their reach. But not consumers: our dear millennials, that
on Bossing’s watch, who, for lack of a controversial group of individuals born
better term, cockblocks the troop using between 1982 and 2004, a good chunk
some leftover Enteng Kabisote magic. of whom are FHM readers.
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into semiotics, it’s easy to read what
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in
2009, a man who calls himself Sal9000 controversy in the otaku culture by painting all of its
married his long-time partner, Nene supporters as the outcasts of society.
Anegasaki, a video game character Honda’s motivation is to use this outcast stereotype
from a popular dating-simulation of the otaku to empower its members to overthrow the
game, Love Plus. While the marriage majority. Honda wrote in his book, Denpa Otoko (translates
wasn’t legally binding, Sal9000 still to The Ultimate Otaku Teacher), that “pure love is
wanted to prove his love for his wife. completely gone in the real world.” He alleges that such
He stated in an interview with the press at his wedding: love is for old otakus past their prime. He believes that
“I love this character, not a machine. I understand 100 there is no hope left for them because life has screwed them
percent that this is a game. I understand very well that I over; therefore they must start a new “love revolution.”
cannot marry her physically or legally.” In Honda’s world, liking prepubescent 2D girls isn’t creepy
Before you chalk this one up to Japan being Japan, and should be regarded as a great expression of manhood
it might be important for you to know that this isn’t an since not everyone has the luck, privilege, and means to be
incident isolated in the country. Back in 2010, a Korean man in a happy and loving relationship with a real woman.
called Lee Jin-gyu married a body pillow. He had an image of
Fate Testarossa, one of the magical girls in the show Mahou
Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha, printed on the pillow. Lee Jin-gyu S H E I S wH O I wANT H E R TO b E
took his wife pillow on dates in restaurants and theme parks
despite the curious eyes that followed them. But while Honda’s voice might be able to rally some people
You have to ask: what kind of one-way relationship to join his cause to change the norm, some otakus are happy
would that be? enough to just be able to escape the reality they are in.
Elliot, 29, a graphic artist for a startup company, was
diagnosed with maladaptive daydreaming. It’s a disorder
A C u LT A N d A C u LT u R E where he gets lost in his fantasies for a significant amount
of time, losing his sense of reality. Elliot was a victim of
There is a movement in Japan promoting the idea that 2D domestic abuse when he was just a child. He recalls that he
characters are better partners than actual human people. would put himself in a trance-like state during the beatings
Led by Toru Honda, 47, the group has been hard at work where he would create his own imaginary world. It is in that
convincing its brethren of 2D-loving males and females world that he also created Anna, his current girlfriend.
to not be ashamed of their life choices. Honda courts We met Elliot while he was on one of his dates with
I LOVE yOu My VI RTuAL G I R LfR I E N d
Anna. Elliot would sit in a cafe and chat with Anna while “I used to run an animé page that caters to rating animé
he sketches her in his laptop. The sketches numbered over girls, known as waifus. It had over 15,000 likes before it
a thousand, including some scanned pieces that were more got shut down,” says Edward, former admin of a Facebook
than 15 years old. “I first met Anna when we were both 13 page called Your Animé Waifu is Trash. “It was a fun page.
years old, we’re 29 now. We’re a lot more mature and much My friends and I make fun of people who are fanboying to
happier,” says Elliot. animé characters way too much, ha ha!” says Edward.
Looking at Elliot’s drawings, we saw how they developed Edward and his friends hated the fact that people could
through the years. When Anna was 13, she was a small framed actually be that obsessed with fictional characters. “We like
Filipina with light brown skin and dark hair, wearing a animé as much as the next guy but there’s a healthy limit
loose sando, blue shorts, and a big smile. “I love animé so to liking something. It just makes us cringe when people
a lot of my artistic style comes from it. But when I first who like our page become so angry that their waifus were
drew Anna, I just wanted her to look like a normal Filipina made fun of. It’s just a fucking animé and these man-children
girl. My parents put great value on our Chinese heritage [can’t] take a joke.”
so it was discouraged that I made friends with Filipinos in Brandon, a 24-year-old manga collector and animé
general. My parents would never like Anna.” lover, sometimes thinks that fictional characters are more
Elliot’s more recent drawings show Anna as an adult. attractive than real girls, but he does have a real human
She is a lot more mature looking yet still retained her very girlfriend. He has been steady with her for five years now.
kind eyes. She wears a sando, tattered jeans, and a pair of She understands his love for animé.
sandals. “I feel like I’m maturing with her. Through the “She doesn’t really care as long as I don’t spend all of
years I’ve drawn her in so many different clothes, scenarios, my earnings on useless stuff. If you ask her, she might be a
in so many different lights. And every time I would, I feel bigger animé fan than me. Sobrang addict niyan sa Yuri on
like I can’t draw her wrongly. Every drawing is her and all Ice (an animé about figure skaters who happen to be male
of them combined make the woman that I love.” homosexuals),” shares Brandon.
Elliot actually never intended to fall in love with Anna. “The thing that makes animé girls so appealing is
Elliot’s parents would usually pair him up with daughters that they can be anything you want them to be. I think
of other Chinese families when he was younger but he never the reason why dating simulations are so popular with
really saw a future with them. “She was my best friend otakus is because they give us a chance to somehow live
growing up; actually, she is until now. In fact, most of the out our fantasies of dating our dream girl, or for some,
trouble I got into was because of her. She’s the reason why just [simply] dating,” explains Brandon. “I realize that I’m
I went to art school. I really grew a lot as a person and met really lucky to have met my girlfriend. But I think I can
so many interesting people when I was in college. I became sort of empathize with people who believe that 2D girls are
a lot more independent and that’s when I really got to better than real ones. Everyone has different preferences
thinking that I was in love with Anna.” that they look for in a partner.”
We were curious and asked Elliot how or whether it was
even possible for him to confess to a girl like Anna. His
quick answer was, he didn’t. “I’m not gonna pretend like she SHE kEEpS ME TOGETHER
made that decision for herself because I know I made her up.
When I felt like I wanted to take my relationship with Anna Elliot also suffers from post-traumatic depression and
to a whole new level, I just started loving her in a different attempted suicide multiple times in his teenage years.
way. It just felt more natural after I came to terms with my “She’s always there to stop me,” says Elliot of his 2D
feelings for her—she was the girl I wanted to spend the rest girlfriend. But even if Anna has saved Elliot so many times
of my life with.” in the past, he knows that his relationship with Anna isn’t
Elliot believes that a big part of why their relationship healthy for his mental state and that to truly get better, he
is good is because of his asexual nature. “I was never really has to eventually stop relying on her to “fix his problems”
attracted to anyone else besides Anna. The girls that my for him.
parents matched me with were generally really nice and very “I’ve come a long way from what I was back then. I
pretty but I never felt any
attraction to them or to anyone
else. I think what really helped
my relationship with Anna is
the fact that I’m not really into
“I think what really helped my relationship with Anna is the fact
physical contact, [sexual nor that I’m not really into physical contact, [sexual nor otherwise].
otherwise]. But I do like being but I do like being romantic towards her and loving towards
romantic towards her and
loving towards other people in other people in different ways.”
different ways.”
We asked Elliot if we could
publish a picture of Anna, but
he respectfully declined. “The funny thing is, she’d probably know I’ve just been talking to myself when I’m with her.
like that. She loves it when I show her off to other people but But despite every part of our relationship being made up,
my parents have seen some of my drawings of her and they I’m happy with her right now. And I just want to be happy
would literally disown me if they found out I told you about with her for a little while longer,” says Elliot.
them.” We won’t know for how long or if relationships with
fictional characters or artificially created intelligence will
ever be normal. Maybe someday, people like Elliot could
AR E N’T yOu G OI N G TOO fAR? have a real-life Anna virtually created for him. Or, who
knows, maybe by then it would be robots creating virtual
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A four-hour drive from Manila to Bataan will guard. From there, the BNPP can be seen.
take you to some famous beach resorts and The team of Engr. Mauro Marcelo, Jr., head
tourist attractions. But just a few kilometers of the National Power Corporation (NPC) Asset
past those getaway spots, at the edge of Preservation Department, welcomes visitors
Morong, Bataan, the ever-looming, 40-year-old to their office a few meters across the power
virgin Bataan Nuclear Power Plant (BNPP) is plant. It is spotless, what with four janitors
an even more interesting site to be visited. servicing the office. Make that the whole
From the main road, you will never guess property.
that behind gilded gates lie a nuclear plant. Which probably explains why, although
It sits on a wide expanse of land, all of 389 the building looks fairly new outside, inside
hectares, plain and barren save for a few it’s crumbling. The doors have no knobs, the
grazing trees in some areas. It is right on the walls and floors are stained, everything smells
edge of the West Philippine Sea. The power of bleach. The toilets have no running water.
plant itself is concrete cold but the sea breeze The office canteen is empty. Actually, there is
is inviting. no office canteen. Engr. Marcelo’s team brings
A lonely guard takes that gate post, their own food and water to work every day
ensuring that everyone entering the premises because there are no restaurants as far as the
log in their names, and then gives a few eye can see even outside BNPP’s gates.
instructions. There is a long winding road to The first order of business for anyone
the power plant, and immediately to the left visiting is to participate in the tour
there are several rows of dilapidated housing orientation. Here, Engr. Marcelo briefs
barracks. At the second gate there is another visitors, a task he’s done for almost a decade
B ATA A n n u C l e A r p O W e r p l A n T
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for mothballed
The electricity voltage in the electrical plants of the
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what we need to know
(Above) Inside the BNPP since the BNPP was opened to the public in the BNPP was upgraded and completed to run
reactor containment structure 2009. Engr. Marcelo is one of the 11 BNPP on uranium fuel.
called Annulus, where uranium employees who are passionate caretakers of “Studies were done to confirm the
would have been placed and the sleeping powerhouse and are awaiting the operational safety of the plant in 1985,” says
powered. This is the structure
day that it receives its core fuel—not uranium, Engr. Marcelo. “Then the Edsa Revolution
contained inside the cylinder,
but $1B in rehabilitation funds. Most of them happened.” Marcos fled and the BNPP was
which is made of a meter-thick
have been here since the construction and shown to be riddled with graft and corruption.
concrete and metal. (Below)
Intact and technically brand
commissioning of the BNPP. The BNPP has since been mothballed.
new, this handprint scanner Through five administrations, from Corazon
diplayed by the entrance hall Aquino up to her son Noynoy Aquino, no
is just among the hundreds of m u l t i - b i l l i o n comprehensive nuclear energy policy has been
monitoring devices left unused d o l l a r b a b y written into law.
inside the power plant. It used to cost P300M per month to keep
The BNPP is a $2.5B project of the late the BNPP running in tip-top shape, but now it
President Ferdinand Marcos. Construction is only maintained with P27M per year, with
began in 1976, with the a skeletal staff of 11 people from the NPC.
Westinghouse Electric Company They are like mall cops patrolling the empty
taking the lead. In 1979, the corridors at night—only this mall is empty all
infamous Three Mile Island accident day, every day.
happened in the US, the result of a The BNPP has been maintained as if
nuclear reactor leak. Unfortunately, it were to run anytime. Pedestrian gates
Westinghouse had built the same inside the power plant are open, completely
plant, prompting a halt in the BNPP installed with metal and radiation detectors
construction. Five years later, and and even handprint scanners, which were of
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obert Cornelius “Bobby” CASTILLO JONATHAN “JOJO”
Murphy is a 28-year-old University: Ateneo de ANTONIO
Filipino-American. He Manila University University: De La Salle
is smart. He earned his Job: Global Strategy University
degree in Mathematical and Planning (Community Job: Database Team Lead/
and Computational Science from Operations) Manager
Stanford University in 2010. Company: Uber Company: Twitter
He is also insanely rich. As the How long in Silicon How long in Silicon
co-founder of Snapchat, now Snap, his Valley: 6 months Valley: 16.5 years
net worth was valued at $4 billion after
it was announced that Snap was going
public in the US stock market.
Remember that: He is Filipino. The
cutthroat global tech industry could
use smart people among us. While
Murphy’s is a stellar success story,
there are other Filipinos working in What we do products. At Amazon, I focus on video
Silicon Valley, the acknowledged center Antonio: I lead a team of DBAs and games and consumer electronics. I enable
of the tech world. Meet three of them manage databases that store all the customers to get something that they
and gauge for yourself if you have data used at Twitter or by our internal want by redesigning our mobile and
what it takes to land a job in systems. I’ve done the same thing for web customer experience. As a Product
heaven. eight years at YouTube and another Manager, I work directly with various
seven years at PayPal. We own and team members to build road maps and
support Twitter’s relational database launch products. I partner with a broader
infrastructure. We take care of the team (Engineering, Search and Science,
security, stability, and scalability of the Marketing, Sales and BD).
databases. If it goes down, Twitter will go Castillo: I use data and analytics to
down. We’re like doctors of the databases. ensure that all our users have the most
I’ve been doing this since I came to the efficient and safest possible experience
US in 1999. It is hectic but it’s fun, I when using Uber. This involves mining
always have an adrenaline rush every data, surfacing insights to our product
time there’s an emergency problem and and engineering teams, and coordinating
we were able to solve it in a few minutes. with operations teams located in different
Tan: I engineer and build software cities across the globe.
T H E YO U N G P I N OYS O F S I L I C O N VA L L E Y
The way to Silicon working in the company or a connection be tested and interviewed technically,
of a connection. It’s always easy to go companies/teams will also evaluate if
Va l l e y , a p a r t in if you are referred by an employee you will fit in their culture. Having a
from being smart: rather than get mixed with thousands of good work genealogy will help a lot.
applicants. Make sure that you have an Working at PayPal, eBay, YouTube,
network and link updated resume or LI profile. Google, and Twitter always puts me at
Tan: I got into the tech industry by
the top of the search list by recruiters.
relentlessly lining up grit, opportunity,
But the main thing is you have to come
and passion. I’ve always been Then when you get across as hardworking, smart, and
passionate about technology but never
really figured out what I wanted to do through the door passionate. If they see that, you will
get all kinds of recommendations. Your
within the industry. So I kept myself for the screening work will speak for you.
informed on what’s happening in the
Valley and realized the opportunities
process, you’ll be
that fit my skills and passion well are grilled There are no
available here. I found out that the best Castillo: My recruitment process
involved several rounds of one-on-one
slackers in
path to land a Silicon Valley career
is to pursue an advanced degree and interviews, an analytics test, a happy S i l i c o n Va l l e y
I completed my masters program at hour where we got to meet regional Castillo: The pace is definitely
Carnegie Mellon University. To get team members of Uber who flew into much faster here compared with
a job, I did traditional processes via Manila (since they were still building other companies I have worked for.
online and LinkedIn (LI), but what the local team), and a panel interview. Technically, there are no office hours
ultimately landed me a job was in- Granted, Uber was a smaller company and everyone hustles to get the job
person networking in the Bay Area. back when I joined and I believe done. I’ve come to accept that my
That’s how I landed my first gig at that we now follow a more stringent role and responsibilities can change
Quixey, a mobile app search and process for hiring. from week to week given how fast the
discovery startup. Tan: The screening process for company is growing. It can change
Antonio: I first got accepted as an Product Managers is super competitive, from leading a project involving
Intern at Digital Equipment Filipinas for since companies require several years several regional teams to learning a
three years, while still in college. That of experience and the skill set cuts new programming language needed to
stint taught me a lot about computers across several domains–engineering, create reporting dashboards that the
and I also acquired a good network of business and operations, and even sales whole company will use.
people who helped me start my career. and marketing. Fortunately, I was Antonio: It really depends on what type
I never forget those connections. Every given a chance to take on this role by of company you are working for. If
time I visit Manila I make sure to consistently learning the skill set and you are working in a startup expect to
meet with them and also stay in touch going through several interview rounds. work long hours including weekends
through social media. Antonio: Only two percent of and holidays. In a startup your team
Castillo: A headhunter reached out applicants get an interview [in Twitter], is always fighting to make sure that
to me for a local role in Manila back in some companies in Silicon Valley, everything works. If you are in a mid- to
when I was working for a multinational maybe less. That is how competitive it large-sized company there will be times
consumer goods company. My scope is here. The bar is high and teams are that you will need to work extra hours.
grew from a regional role managing our not willing to lower it down because But these hours are pre-determined so
Asia-Pacific business to my most recent they don’t want to pay the price if they you can prepare for them.
role as part of the global team based at don’t get that A-type candidate. In a Tan: As for me, I’ve learned to work
our headquarters in San Francisco. normal tech company you go through within the bounds of eight to 10 hours
Antonio: To get yourself in the door, two phone screens, each one lasts for a day as that’s the only way that I will
I believe the best way is to find some an hour. If you pass you go on-site for be able to accomplish all other things
connections in your network that maybe an interview, which usually lasts for that I want to achieve.
three to four hours. You will not only
T H E YO U N G P I N OYS O F S I L I C O N VA L L E Y
What we do
your idea and see if it’s going to
outside of work prosper. It’s a land of opportunity
Castillo: Education is a big passion so you have to take advantage of it.
of mine. I used to teach Marketing to
Junior college students back in Ateneo
and was a co-organizer of Tech Clash, The Filipino/
which was one of the first High-School Filipino American
level hackathon competitions in
Manila. I also take time to give talks
and the future of
on marketing, tech, and data-analytics tech
to encourage more students to get into Castillo: It’s a shame but we are
the industry underrepresented here in Silicon Valley,
Tan: I am very active in lecturing with only a handful of Filipinos I know
and speaking about my role and of who work in the industry. Most
technology, particularly in the space Filipinos are users of tech, as seen in
of UX, Mobile, Search and Discovery. the prevalence of social media in the
I am also active in doing in-person country, but very few grasp the value IdeaSpace, WebGeek
and remote mentorship by managing you can create in this industry. There Startups). It is important
Luminated Career Consulting and are promising signs that we’re headed in to create a support system
signing up for non-profit organizations the right direction with local tech events that aggregates all available
such as College Access Now. I work and communities being organized but resources to accelerate growth. I’m
with a few startups through financial there’s still much more that we can do. really excited to be part of this and
means or sweat equity, some of them Hopefully, stories like these will help turn all these dreams into reality.
is based in the Philippines such as inspire more people to enter the field so Antonio: We’re making our mark.
MariaHealth. Finally, I recognize the that we can have our own Silicon Valley Even if it’s not in the news, there
importance of fitness and health so right here in the Philippines. are more Filipinos deciding on how
I have been keeping myself active by Tan: I’m a technology evangelist and these tech companies will shape their
doing several activities, ranging from a strong believer that the Fil-Am future. They rely on our decision on
bouldering, dragonboat, marathons, community has the capacity jumpstart how to run part of the business, both
swimming, boxing, soccer, and the innovation and entrepreneurial startup and established companies.
recently crossfit. ecosystem both in the US and in the Leaders in SV know that Filipinos/
Antonio: Outside of work I mostly Philippines through technology. There Fil-Ams are hardworking, passionate
spend my time with my family. are pockets of activities being led by and determined people. We are very
Recently, since my kids are already groups in the US and the Philippines resilient and can learn fast. Given
young adults, I’ve been working on my (Science & Technology Advisory the opportunity we always rise to
startup idea. That’s what you do here, Council, Filipino Entrepreneur the occasion and dream of limitless
make sure that you do something with Network, university alumni chapters, possibilities.
FOSTERING
What is FASTER? (engineers, designers, pipeline of new talent for encouraging youth to
faster's mission is managers, scientists, technology companies enter into tech careers.
to create and cultivate entrepreneurs, etc). in and startups in the Do you have
THE a valuable movement
of filipino americans
doing so, we strengthen
professional ties and
process. also, in the
form of online social
connections to the
home country?
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How did you jump from always losing Many ignorantly label celebrities this. This one worked; that’s why I’m
at game shows to being one of the co- as dimwits and judge you based on sticking with it.” Ganun lang
hosts of It’s Showtime? how you look. How do you set this ka-simple yun.
Hindi ko rin alam. Parang tadhana. Sa misconception straight? You’ve been a TV host for over seven
pagsali ko sa mga game show, nakilala By talking to you in English, ha ha! years, frontman of Itchyworms for 21.
ko yung mga staff: the writers, floor But you can’t deny that image is a Do you still get high from applause?
directors, etc. So nung binubuo nila huge deal in show business. Oo naman. Marami pa ring
yung Showtime, I was on their short Sure. I know people judge me based [Itchyworms] gigs na nakakabingi
list [for the original set of hosts]. The on how I look. They’d say, “Ay, mataba talaga ang mga sigaw mula sa
director/creator of the show put together lang siya na cute.” Eto magandang audience. Buti na lang, masyado na
a diverse mix: Anne Curtis, who was the lesson na natutunan ko especially kaming matanda para sa fans na
high class coño kid; Vhong Navarro, from my co-hosts: People, lalo na stalkers. Ang stina-stalk lang, yung
an everyday man na nakakatawa; Vice yung mga elitista, do think na ang mga batang banda.
Ganda, bading na comedian; Kuya Kim, mga artista, bobo yang mga yan. What kind of audience is easiest to
matandang matalino. And then they Maganda lang tingnan. Pero ang play for: kids or the older ones?
needed a dreamer—someone who had daming matatalinong artista. Even Pareho lang. I’m used to all kinds of
a dream and, because of hard work, better, they’re street smart. They know audiences anyway. For It's Showtime,
reached their dream. That was me and exactly what they’re doing. They can the audiences are more varied—from
Teddy [Corpuz]. say, “I tried this; I tried this; I tried kids to mga lolo at lola. For Itchyworms,
Did you foresee ang nakikinig
back then that sa amin, usually
seven years from teens to
on, your TV people in their
hosting gig 40s.
would still be Who are the
going strong? noisiest?
Hindi. It's Pag students
Showtime was ang nasa
supposed to be audience,
just 13 episodes, sobrang saya
taped, and lagi. Pag sa
aired Saturday probinsya, may
nights. Sabi mga mahiyain;
ko, why not? meron namang
Wala namang all-out ang saya.
masasagasaang Ang mall crowd,
gig [of usually nakaupo
Itchyworms]. lang sila, pero
We taped a masaya rin.
mock episode. Siguro ang
But when pinakatahimik,
management na masaya pa
saw it, they said, rin naman, ang
“Gawin na lang corporate gigs
natin siyang namin. Siyempre
morning show, nagco-corporate
live, Monday [gig] din kami;
to Saturday.” sayang naman
Napasubo na ko. ang English
On screen, the skills namin.
energy level of Wala naman din
all the It’s Showtime hosts is off the kaming mga tattoo, so bagay kaming
charts. How is it backstage? tumugtog sa corporate [setting].
‘ i T ’ s s H o w T i M e Itchyworms started out as a college
It’s the same. Mas bastos lang ang
jokes namin off cam. What you see n e e d e d a barkada, just like Parokya ni Edgar.
on TV, that’s really how we are; that’s Both bands have been around for
really how we talk. Wala kaming mask
_ ages. Is it important for a band to be
DREAMER_
DREAMER
that we put on in front of the cameras. friends first, bandmates second?
I don’t think I could have lasted seven It’s very important that you get
years kung kailangan kong magsuot along well with your bandmates. Ang
ng mask every day. Nakakapagod yun. nakikita lang ng mga tao is the one
Did you feel burdened to live up someone who had a hour that you’re onstage together.
to the image that It’s Showtime’s Hindi nila nakikita yung hours of
director gave you—a hardworking
dream and, because rehearsal, recording, photo shoots, van
dreamer? of hard work, rides, plane rides, boat rides, sound
check, waiting backstage, etc. Tumagal
Never. Yun naman talaga ako. No one
ever asked me to change. Wala yung,
reached their kami ng ganito dahil magkakaibigan
“Magpapayat ka naman.” I never felt dream, kami who happen to play well together.
[Being in Itchyworms] is just a great
uncomfortable about myself with
anyone in the production. What I got excuse to hang out with my friends.
was, “Be who you are. That’s why we T H a T w a s M e a n d Parang may high school reunion kami
got you.” T e d d y [ C o r p u z ] ’ three times a week. FH M
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What would we be
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years from now?
We think that our
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environmental,
and technological
change rather than
abstract conceptd
of trends and
fashion
w o r d s A S H M A H I N AY | i l l u s t r at i o n s T O N I O M A I C O N
The end of The catastrophic sea level rise that wiped out 20 percent
of the planet’s landmass in 2050 hit archipelagos like
new clothes the Philippines especially hard. The chronic material
shortages that followed meant new clothing was a luxury,
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Privacy
cloaks
CCTVs became the norm
after the Great Drug Purge
of 2022 and Metro Manila
developed into one of the
most heavily surveilled
cities in the world. The
lightweight mass-produced
synthetic cloak became the
answer to people seeking
privacy when outdoors–
aside from the fact that it
helps with the yearlong
super typhoons spawned
by runaway global
warming.
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swimsuits
During the thirty-year regeneration of the ozone layer,
complications to unfiltered sun exposure climbed dramatically
year after year. In response, electrochromatic technology used
in the massive crop greenhouses worldwide made its way to
clothing. Using electric currents to control the transparency of
a full body suit, it even let users “expose” themselves to the
sun during the safe period of 4 to 5p.m.
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