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26 February 2007
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WHAT’S ON THIS
Applications jump for 2007
FORTNIGHT? University of Surrey reports an increase of 39.2% up on last year
THE ENTS PLANNER | change due to the fact (43.8%) have enjoyed dramatic increases
PAGES 12 & 13 it is possible to apply in interest from prospective students.
right up until the start However, the highest percentage
of the academic year. increases were Culture & Media (149.3%),
Across the UK the Management Studies & Tourism (93.5%) and
number of applications Biological Science-based subjects (97.7%).
from England increased Professor Christopher Snowden, Vice
by more than 7%, Chancellor of the University of Surrey,
although there were commented: “With the introduction of
UNION NEWSLETTER & a fall in applications variable fees prospective students no
ELECTION MANIFESTOS from Wales (0.1%) and longer see education as an end in itself
THE ONION | CENTRE Northern Ireland (3% - but as an investment in the future. Surrey’s
PAGE PULL OUT although this only equates long-established track record of offering
to 484 applicants), academically stringent courses with
BY JOSH BATES whilst Scottish applications are up 0.9%. real-world applications ensure Surrey’s
ACTING EDITOR The Chief Executive of UCAS, Anthony graduate employment rate is consistently
McClaran, said:“These figures are encouraging amongst the highest of any UK university.”
read LAST YEAR MANY students were deterred for all who believe the expansion of higher Speaking at Brunel University, Prime
me education is good for individuals and good Minister Tony Blair said that “More than one
from university due to the introduction
of top-up fees; however, latest figures of for our society. Not only has last year’s Vice Chancellor has told me that tuition fees
undergraduate application to UK universities dip in applications been reversed, but have been the saviour of their university.”
reveals an increase of 6.4% for the next application levels are now higher than in 2005 The NUS have said that they want
academic year. Impressively, the University which had previously broken all records.” further information on how those from
of Surrey’s applications have increased It was also good news for international “under-represented and debt-averse
by 39.2% to a total of 11,158 with all student figures. Overseas applications backgrounds” are responding to the fees.
subject areas at Surrey seeing an increase. at Surrey are up by 42.8%,
UCAS figures, taken from the January 15 significantly higher than the 6.6%
early closing date for UK and EU applicants, rise across the rest of the UK;
show an increase of 23,624 people applying whilst Home EU applications at
BF SPORT IS ON HEAT! to full-time undergraduate courses starting at the University are up by 38.1%.
SPORTS | PAGE 22 UK universities and colleges this September. It is particularly encouraging
Surrey’s figures represent the highest year- that key academic disciplines
on-year percentage increase of any pre-1992 such as Engineering (43.1%),
UK university, although figures are likely to Physics (47.8%) and Maths
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Do you have a
Newspaper Editor goes into hiding complaint against this newspaper?
If you have a complaint about any item in this newspaper which contains
inaccuracy, harassment, intrusion or discrimination write to our editor about it.
BY JOSH BATES worldwide of the Prophet Muhammad; first printed in the If you remain dissatisfied please contact the Press Complaints Commission - an
ACTING EDITOR Danish newspaper Jyllands Posten in September 2005. independant organisation established to uphold an editorial Code of Practice
for the Press. This newspaper will abide by their decision.
The front page of “Crucification” included the
THE 19 YEAR- OLD student newspaper Editor of a headline: “Ayatollah rethinks stance on misunderstood Press Complaints Commission
Cambridge University college has gone into hiding Rushdie”, whilst page six showed pictures of Muslims 1 Salisbury Square
London
following a huge backlash provoked by his attempt at holding placards reading “Freedom go to Hell” and EC4Y 8JB
religious satire. Authorities at Clare College described “Behead those who insult Islam”. The Vice President Telephone: 020 7353 1248
Facsimile: 020 7353 8351
the issue of, Clarefication, the student newspaper as of the University’s Islamic society described the edition
“abhorrent” and the aspiring journalist responsible, as “crude unabashed prejudice” and “hugely offensive”. Printed by Surrey and Berkshire Media Limited
who has not been named, is now under investigation. The co-ordinator of the Cambridge Muslims website, Stoke Mill House,
Woking Road, Guildford,
The ill-advised satirical edition of the newspaper, Abdul Arain, also reacted with shock commenting Surrey, GU1 1QA
renamed “Crucification”, has led to the student being that: “These kind of inflammatory remarks brings
removed from his accommodation to be put into about the worst kind of character. We need to rise barefacts is an editorially independent newspaper and is published by the
University of Surrey Students’ Union Communications Office.
a secure place after enraged students bombarded above it. It’s one man trying to set up tensions. The
the college’s Students’ Union with complaints. Prophet Mohammed in the Muslim world is the most The views expressed within the paper are those of individual authors and do
President of the Clare College Students’ Union, Calum revered figure.” Mr Arain also praised the quick action not necessarily represent the views of the Editor, the University of Surrey
Students’ Union or the University of Surrey. This publication may not be
Davey, told the Cambridge News: “This material does of Clare College in condemning the publication, who reproduced in whole or in part, stored in any form, copied or distributed,
not reflect the views of Clare students” and expressed have in a rare move called a Court of Discipline, which without the express permission of the publisher beforehand. All submissions
must include the author’s name and Union or Staff Number. Submission is no
his “deep regret” over the publication for causing offence. will sit in judgement on the student responsible.
guarantee of publication.
Senior college official have been Members of the Islamic society have also met
locked in urgent talks about how with the college chaplain who has been involved Anonymous and Pseudonymous articles will not be published.
barefacts reserves the right to edit submissions.
the material came to be published in talks aimed at trying to ease racial tension.
and what action to take against the The college has cut the newspaper’s This edition of barefacts was co-ordinated by Josh Bates, Acting Editor for
this issue, on behalf of Sophia Hawkins who was unfortunately unable to
student. The newspaper featured the funding and its website is currently down.
participate in its making due to other commitments.
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editorial team
2006-07 It’s a Woman’s World
EDITOR | SOPHIA HAWKINS | ussu.barefacts@surrey.ac.uk BY MIKE BLAKENEY women have for some time been in the majority.”
NEWS EDITOR He also stated that boy’s underachievement led to
ACTING EDITOR | JOSH BATES | cs52jb@surrey.ac.uk fewer of them taking A-Levels. “We are only at the
Please send article submissions and enquiries to the relevant contact R EADING THE FRONT page, you probably see the end of a long receiving line but it is having a very
given below. If you do not receive a response, please contact the Editor! wonderful statistic that more people are going clear impact on the numbers and the proportion
DEPUTY EDITOR (PROMOTIONS) | TOBY SHANNON | ph51ts@surrey.ac.uk to university. What you might not see though is of each and we are concerned about that.”
DEPUTY EDITOR (SUBMISSIONS) | ANNE ABEYGUNASEKERA | eep1aa@ that that statistic is bolstered by an increasing Commenting, the Higher Education Minister
number of women applying for university Bill Rammell said “In the Pre-Budget Report, the
NEWS EDITOR | MIKE BLAKENEY | bf.newsdesk@gmail.com places. There were nearly 50,000 more female chancellor announced an additional £10m in 2007-
ARTS EDITOR | PATRICK HUNTER | bf.arts@gmail.com applicants than male ones in the January deadline 08 to develop more effective guidance to schools
ARTS EDITOR | JAKE SOUTH | bf.arts@gmail.com this year, with 6.5% more on improving boys’ attainment.
FEATURES EDITOR | SOPHIE IREDALE | bf.features@gmail.com applicants on last year for “In addition the Department
FEATURES EDITOR | SAFFRON WREAKES | bf.features@gmail.com women, and 6.2% for men. for Education and Skills has
PG TIPS EDITOR | MARY YIP | m.yip@surrey.ac.uk Malcolm Grant, President introduced a number of strategies
SCIENCE EDITOR | ALAN TERRY | bf.science@yahoo.co.uk and Provost of University to address the gap in gender
SOCIETIES EDITOR | ELEANOR TYLER | bf.societies@gmail.com College London commented achievement and to raise the
SPORTS EDITOR | MATT CHEETHAM | bf.sport@gmail.com that he believed this was performance of all pupils.”
SPORTS EDITOR | ANTHONY HANSON | bf.sport@gmail.com partly due to women applying
PUZZLELORD | COLIN EVERETT | ma41ce@surrey.ac.uk for courses which generally Fancy writing for the barefacts
COPY EDITOR | PAUL SANDERSON | li31ps@surrey.ac.uk used to be male-dominated. News Team? If so drop us a line on
WEBMASTER | PETE NATTRESS | cs51pn@surrey.ac.uk “I can remember when bf.newsdesk@googlemail.com
medicine was an unusual choice for further information!
MARKETING CO-ORIDNATOR | AARON SALINS | a.salins@surrey.ac.uk for a woman. Engineering is
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF | GREG SCOTT | ussu.president@surrey.ac.uk still a little behind, but in law Bill Rammell MP
LETTERS
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Letters to barefacts
Letters must be received by midday on Friday 2nd March to guarantee
their presence in the next newspaper. Letters may be edited for length or clarity.
ussu.barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
it likes, I feel the tone of the front page article “Stand Up the way in previous years they had, in effect, always taken
Electronic Election & Communicate” was neither news nor needed given the an active role in co-ordinating and laying up the newspaper.
previous letter to the Union Executive (or for that matter, in One might question how this problem came about, but the
Dear barefacts, light of the response printed only two pages later)! answer is relatively straightforward: previously barefacts
The front page has traditionally been occupied with news, was known as “The University of Surrey Students’ Union
The front page article on January 29th asked whether the not soapbox. By all means, start a petition for a cause you Newspaper” (where the VP Comms was actually the Editor!)
promised online voting for the forthcoming sabbatical believe in but at the very least please communicate the although this was at some point changed to “The University
elections was still going ahead. I can confirm that this system, reasons behind it sufficiently… of Surrey Students’ Newspaper” the level of involvement
developed by the Department of Computing’s Electronic and interaction from the VP Comms did not change to reflect
Voting Research Group, will indeed be used to run the Union Yours sincerely, the newspaper’s move away from being a Union oriented
elections this week. The system is in fact `electronic’ rather MR A. SMITH publication.
than `online’, which means that the election will still be run Those running the “Stand Up & Communicate” do not
through the polling stations, but will be carried out using barefacts Acting Editor, Josh Bates, responds: want to see a return to the VP Comms of the past – what
computing technology. the petition is mandating the Union to do is to bring back a
The voting system has been designed by researchers at the Dear Mr Smith, full time position that can address what is a full-time issue.
University of Surrey jointly with the University of Newcastle For a VP Comms to be representational, they need to actively
over the last couple of years, and this is the very first time Your letter regarding the recent front pages is welcomed; as engage with students and should not be stuck all day in an
it is being used in a real election. The voter fills out a paper always, the Editorial Team appreciates the student opinion and office. If this means a VP Comms spends a portion of their
ballot form in the normal way with their preferences for we are happy to address your concerns about the content of time on campus speaking to students directly and making
candidates, but instead of posting it into a ballot box, the vote barefacts. Unfortunately our Editor, Sophia Hawkins, is unable them aware of what their Union offers them, working with
will be scanned into the electronic voting system. Speed and to answer your letter personally at this time however I would focus groups and consulting with relevant student and national
accuracy of counting under the complex Single Transferable like to take this opportunity to respond to your concerns on representative bodies then so be it. The purpose of this
Vote rules will be an obvious benefit, but the system has also her behalf. campaign is not only to raise awareness of the communication
been developed with security in mind. One novelty is that The front page last issue announced the launch of the issues that have persevered for many years now, but to try
voters will take away half of their ballot form as a receipt, so “Stand Up & Communicate” petition in collaboration and find a suitable resolution that can take the USSU forward
they can check that their vote really is in the system - this has with GU2 Radio; the purpose of which is to mandate the in giving more to the students it represents.
never been possible before. Despite this, the ballot will still Union Executive to reinstate the role of Vice President of
Fundraising
be secret: the receipt can’t show anyone else how a vote has Communications in the full-time sabbatical team. You rightly
been cast, as the key information is encrypted. pointed out that the article fails to fully expand on the reasons
If your readers want to see the system in action, and if they behind this; however I do wish to point out that this should
Dear barefacts,
want to be involved in making history, then they should come not be viewed as a response to the Union Executive letter
along and participate in the election this week. printed on page three of the same issue. On April 22nd I’ll be running the 26.2 miles of the Flora
At a recent meeting of the Communication & Media London Marathon! I will be running for MacMillan Cancer
PROF STEVE SCHNEIDER, Standing Committee (made up of members from GU2 Radio, Relief. I’m sure most of you have been affected by cancer
E-VOTING RESEARCH GROUP barefacts, the USSU web team and other interested members) at some point in your life (and are likely to in the future).
DEPARTMENT OF COMPUTING there was unanimous agreement to begin the petition due MacMillan provide valuable support to the thousands of
to the nature in which the members of this committee feel familes around the country affected by this terrible disease.
Standing up on communication between the Union and it’s students has not
been sufficient this year. These key figureheads in student
£11 could give 50 peolpe a copy of the MacMillan Cancer
Guide which helps recently diagnosed people understand
the soapbox? media here at Surrey all agree that whilst efforts are being
made to improve communication (such as the launch of the
cancer, its treatment and the help available. Please help these
people by sponsoring me - it’s easy to do online at:
new USSU web site) that they feel a lot of the methods being
Dear barefacts,
explored so far are passive and that the Union should be www.justgiving.com/chrishummersone
I would like to complain about the continuing theme of the endeavouring to find more ways of actively involving and
front pages of “our” student newspaper. Whilst I understand engaging students. I hope you’ll help me to reach my £2000 target!
that barefacts is perfectly within its rights to print whatever The VP Comms role was nicknamed “VP barefacts” due to CHRIS HUMMERSONE
BY BEN MILLER
esSO Slick
sabotage international negotiations on the issue and block Hardly the flag-bearer of the green movement the
agreements which would reduce greenhouse gas emissions. Economist stated in December 2001, “ExxonMobil, the
ON MONDAY 29 January 2007, ExxonMobil, the parent company Esso funds multi-million dollar propaganda fronts to dismiss biggest (oil company), is also the world’s most powerful
of Esso and Mobil gave a presentation at the University of the case for action to protect the climate.Esso has funded think- climate change sceptic. If the world’s biggest purveyor of
Surrey for students to “discover the diverse and dynamic tanks and lobby groups to the tune of $12 million since 1997, fossil fuels ever accepts openly that global warming is real,
opportunities awaiting graduates who choose a career with which are involved both in lobbying governments directly and that may turn out to be more important to the planet than
ExxonMobil.” The university’s careers department went on appearing in the media as ‘independent experts’ who question any Kyoto deal.”
to tell us: “as a global energy company, they have a range of the reality of climate change and oppose efforts to address it. The university must stop inviting companies that do
opportunities across all areas for graduates,” and “you will be This is despite the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate so much harm to people and the planet to come to the
supported by an excellent training scheme, and the prospects Change (IPCC), which consists of the world’s leading university and encourage Surrey students to work for them.
for international projects and global work are outstanding.” scientists stating that it was almost certain that human The university mustn’t give unethical companies the platform
What they failed to mention is ExxonMobil has done emissions of greenhouse gases are warming the planet and to propagate their myths and the veneer of credibility
more than any other company to stop the world from the planet’s temperature is rising. This also comes shortly they so desperately desire. The university must invest
tackling climate change. The burning of oil as fuel is one after the UK’s Stern Report on global warming from the in renewable energy and invite clean energy companies
of the biggest single contributors to climate change. UK’s leading scientist, which stated the need to for the world instead. The university must support action on climate
According to Greenpeace it accounts for over 23% of to act now to halt future catastrophes. change and the development of clean energy technologies.
global greenhouse gases. Yet Esso refuses to accept the link Global warming and the damage we are causing to the
between its business and climate change and uses dodgy environment are clear, yet for some reason this university
science to make its case. Esso claims the science remains invited an organisation that is doing more to undermine the
‘inconclusive’ and refuses to accept that changes to the existence of global warming and our future on this planet.
climate are as a result of the burning of fossil fuels such How can this university invite such an unscrupulous company
as oil. Instead Esso is aggressively expanding its oil and gas to the university? It’s time to take a stand against Esso and
production, and lobbying for access to search for new oil. other unethical companies the university invites. Write
Esso gave $1.3 million to the Republican Party in the to the careers department now and let them know you
2000 election and more than any other oil company in don’t want any more unethical companies at the university.
2004, with around 90 percent of its political donations
going to the Republicans. Not surprisingly, when George Fancy writing a comment article? Are you capable of
Bush became president, he pulled the United States out writing a good, well structured argumentative point on a
of the Kyoto Protocol - the only international agreement Greenpeace activists painted “STOP” on Esso controversial subject? Contact the Editor for more details!
to address climate change. Esso has attempted to storage tanks. Image ©Greenpeace/Morgan. ussu.barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
The 1st wave was the first of three surveys I hope to see you all on the 5th March
aimed at investigating your experience as at the International exhibition night
an international student at the University. or during International week.
With a total of 845 students participating
(32% response rate), the 1st wave has given Kind regards,
the project some clear messages about
things you wish to improve: OLIVIER REY
INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS’ OFFICER
1. The internet connection for the UNION EXECUTIVE
residences – since the survey the University SAY Project Co-ordinator
COMMENT
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means they are simply attack Muslim women for wearing very people who are supposed to be running
veils, or when they point out the this country. What hope is there for equality
many societies, those who are treated like
criminals often become criminals. It is a
projecting their anger intolerances that the Muslim when such boiled anger is fired up simply
community have themselves, because of cultural differences? The majority
shame that the actions of a few men can
cause so much long-lasting devastation in
and hatred on innocent seem to forget that our own of these students may not even be involved in
Western religions are seeded with political activism, never mind a terrorist plot.
society, but the even bigger shame is that
we have allowed that devastation to pass.
people and using religion discrimination and intolerance Is it so difficult for us to view people of a
too. We have had many more different appearance to us as fellow human ussu.barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
as their scapegoat.” deaths in the United Kingdom beings that stand in the same community?
barefacts REFERENDUM
26 February 2007 7
Should the USSU continue it’s membership
with the National Union of Students (NUS)?
With the annual USSU sabbatical elections upon us, the Union is also asking students two very important
referendum questions. The first of which is regarding the USSU’s affiliation with the National Union of Students.
Embarassing Moments
Bogies! the house, so I quickly did my mascara and left. It was
a windy day so it took me a little bit longer to walk it,
an hour trying to get off, and none of my friends would help
me, so a random stranger came along and gave me a hand!
so as soon as I got there I ran into my lecture. Turns The worst thing was that my friends were recording it on
I was at an interview, doing pretty well and listening to out I should have gone and looked at myself in a mirror my video camera! Don’t think I’ll ever live it down now!
other people presentations, when I felt something hard up first, because I was sitting there with big black spiders
my nose. Thinking that it may be bogey on show, I tried to around my eyes! The wind had blown my eyelashes Got an embarassing
pick it out. However, it wasn’t just a little hard bogey, but back and the mascara had left marks all around my moment of your own or
a long slimy one! I had no idea what to do with it, so just eyes! Now I always make sure I let my mascara dry! others that you want to
held it until the end of the interview. As we were leaving, share in barefacts? Or
Rocky moment!
I knew I would have to shake the interviewer’s hand, so perhaps you fancy writing
I had to get rid of this bogey! I tried flicking it off, but it a feature of your own?
wouldn’t move so…I had to eat it! It was the only way!
And I didn’t even get the job…gutted! I was on holiday with some friends and we were taking a
Then let our Features
walk around a massive lake. Around the lake were many
Editors, Sophie Iredale
Spider eyes rocks, with one big rock in the middle. My mate bet me
£10 that I couldn’t get to the big rock, so I took that bet! I
and Saffron Wreakes
know by writing to:
climbed there and got on it ok, but when it came to getting
bf.features@gmail.com
I was running a little late for a lecture when I was leaving off, it proved a bit more difficult! I was there for about half
10 NOT NEWS
Dr Russ Replies
Advice on doing a PhD
I am thinking about doing a PhD. How do I Directory, a copy of which can be you would be eligible to have your fees paid but would
know I would be suited to it? seen in the Careers Library. This not be eligible for government funding. International
I have lost count of the number of PhD students I have will give you some idea of the kind of students are only eligible for support from one of the
seen over the years who have wanted to give up. In research going on in different parts government funded research bodies if they can prove
many cases, they simply hadn’t realised how different a of the country. The next step would that the UK is their home country. However, most
PhD would be from a first degree. Apart from one or be to send your CV with a covering universities have their own scholarship schemes, which,
two special doctorates, most PhDs involve no lectures, letter explaining what you would although highly competitive, do provide an alternative.
no revision and just one single 2-3 hour exam at the end. like to do and why. You may be sent
You may find yourself working alone for long periods. You an application form in reply, but the DR RUSS CLARK Am I too late to apply?
may meet what appear to be insurmountable problems or good news is that you can make as CAREERS SERVICES Although there are generally no closing dates for applications
you may simply fail to obtain the results or information many applications as you like. If you for PhD programmes, many applicants will already have made
which you need. You are therefore more likely to would like to stay at Surrey, all you need to do is mention contact with their preferred universities. It is therefore
succeed if you are determined, patient, have good time your interest to the member of staff with whom you would a good idea to start this process as soon as possible.
management skills and the ability to solve problems. It like to work and they will tell you what might be available.
also goes without saying that you should have an enquiring What degree class would I need?
mind and a love for the subject you are studying. Do you What about finance? In most cases, a 2.1 is the level of degree which is most likely
think you fit the bill? If you have serious doubts about If you are a UK resident, you would be eligible for funding to secure funding though some highly competitive areas
these requirements a PhD might not be right for you. from one of the government funded agencies known may require a First. A free booklet in the Careers Service,
as research councils. Your fees would be paid as well. Prospects Postgraduate Funding Guide, contains some
How should I go about it? However, all you need do at this stage is apply for a place. useful information about all of the main funding bodies.
A good place to start looking is on www.prospects.ac.uk. Your potential supervisor will tell you what financial
This information is also available in Prospects Postgraduate options might be available. If you are an EU student, ussu.barefacts@surrey.ac.uk
PG Tips Editorial Something I read the other week was that scientists have
managed to develop a method to predict what you’re thinking
your work out on people you don’t know! You’ll feel so much
closer for it! Or maybe you want to bring your supervisors
of. This is with MRI, and people fear that this may possibly along and hash out those certain things with the fun of fake
Hey guys, this’ll be my last editorial for a couple of issues as be used to find out what criminals and terrorists are thinking guns?! Go on, you’ll never know until you ask ‘em!
I’m off to Hong Kong (yay!). Halfway through and everything before they actually carry out crimes for example. Now, I’m Don’t forget, if you’ve anything you wanna get out there,
seems as busy as ever, time for those lovely 6-monthly reviews not sure how many people have seen an MRI machine, or whether it’s about llama-dancing or your own gig, write about
(my personal first). Let’s see, what’s been happening? Well it maybe I’m being pessimistic about these things, but it’s not it and I’ll put it up for you. Take care guys and keep the flu
largely looks like the ‘flu’s engulfed half of the campus, along exactly a covert mission if you can get said criminal into a big away with blood oranges!
m.yip@ c.hobbs@
surrey.ac.uk surrey.ac.uk
PGA Events
Friday 16th March - St. Patricks Day Party (Details TBC)
Crossword
Clues Across: Clues Down:
Arts Editors
Patrick Hunter
& Jake South
bf.arts@gmail.com
It has to be said I was a closet Fall Out As far as indie labels go, Bella Union are
Boy fan, so would go as far as to say that I neither as giant as Rough Trade nor as cool
was mildly excited about listening to their as Fierce Panda or Transgressive. Anyone
new album. This was quickly replaced with that offers a home to unheralded Scottish
disbelief when the first voice I heard was geniuses My Latest Novel is definitely
actually that of Jay-Z. After double-checking worth attention, though. Their Belle &
the CD cover, yes, it was actually Fall Out Sebastian/Magic Numbers style epic “Sister
Boy. Everyone makes mistakes though, I Sneaker Sister Soul” opens this sampler and
thought, so I decided to let them off. When sets the tone for much that follows, with
the second track started to play I was Stephanie Dosen and Fionn Regan offering
surprised to find that the chorus was remarkably similar to that of John Legend’s ‘Ordinary their own pretty folk and Midlake’s dusty Americana even more vulnerable than either.
People’. Now, this may just be my personal opinion, but this seems (my housemates agree as Casting their net across Europe and beyond has paid some other dividends too. Fans
well) slightly odd. I had begun to lose my Fall Out Boy faith, but gave them one last chance. of Mew will be delighted by their fellow Danes, The Kissaway Trail, and might just like
This is when track five ‘Hum Hallelujah’ rolled around. I was appalled, yes appalled when Under Byen’s clattery prog too, while Texas’ Explosions In The Sky live up to both their
I heard the familiar tune of Jeff Buckley’s ‘Hallelujah’ (Leonard Cohen if you want to be name and status as the labels biggest name. They also have current press darlings
picky). I think a line has been crossed in this album, and one is not amused. It was always Howling Bells on their books, though in offering their relatively subdued ‘This City’s
going to be hard to top their last album, and ‘Infinity On High’ has seemed to try its very Burning’ rather than one of their more dramatic moments they’ve surely missed a trick.
hardest, so at least deserves a gold star for effort. Aside from trying to make a statement Not everything works: Dustin O’Halloran’s minimalist piano piece is striking
through the use of Jay Z and Jeff, underneath they are still true to their ‘roots’, and are but too limited and perhaps Bella Union should have kept quiet about releasing
making some pretty good reliable stuff. My favourite track is number eight: ‘The (After) Life The Dears’ utterly disappointing last effort. But it’s hard to begrudge the
Of The Party’. For as much as I can moan about this album I still like it…secretly of course. interesting acts they showcase even when they don’t shine and while this album
is not an essential listen in itself, it might well turn you onto some that are.
3/5 | Rachael Fitz-Patrick 3/5 | Iain Forrester
The Noisettes / Foals that it’s not the best idea artist we saw was a one man band who went by the name
The Boiler Room, Guildford to say “this is our last of “Mayor McCa” who was interesting. Downing a pint after
Tuesday 13th February song” as all that did was and during each of his songs/ramblings of his life experiences
result in a huge roar from he amused the crowd for half an hour or so, at one point
Jake South speaks to Dan the crowd. Great. even tap dancing whilst playing the harmonica amongst the
(One of the guitarists of Noisettes) J: Did you reach the audience, warming them nicely for the next band; Foals. I have
depths of dedicating one to say that the performance of this group was my highlight
On Tuesday 13th a small group of of your songs to Muse? of the evening, their electronic, indie, disco anthems were
us braved it out into the open air of D: Oh yes. *chortle brilliant and what’s more they really got involved with the
Guildford, set out for chaos, turmoil chortle* audience which is always nice to see. Definitely check them
and untamed events, we were ready. J: So how are you bare-readers. After these guys left the tiny stage I felt like I
The reason for our trip away from our finding Guildford? had already seen the headline band, BUT NO the Noisettes
homes was to witness the Noisettes live in performance Have you taken a tour round the Friary? Or visited the were yet to appear.
at Guildford’s increasingly popular venue, the Boiler Room. Tunsgate Square? Both hotspots of the town centre. The headliners, as promised, finally emerged from the
Before any of the supports hit the stage, we were guided D: Sadly not, haven’t had the time to visit those spots, backstage area. Shingai (the lead singer/bassist/guitarist) was in
upstairs by the guitarist of the Noisettes; Dan. After settling only from Croydon myself though so I’m not too far fact drinking a strange looking mixture of fluids from a pyrex
in a cramped bedroom full of guitar cases, drums and stools, away. Looking forward to the gig here tonight though. water beaker! Amusing. Smashing straight into their opening
a spaced out looking Dan composed himself: J: Very small place the Boiler Room, what are your thoughts? number “Don’t Give Up”, the whole performance was fast
D: Yeah love the smaller gigs, it’s all about those. paced, manic and extremely loud.At one point Shingai jumped
J: So hows the tour been going then? J: I agree. We’re in agreement. onto Patrick’s back, (fellow arts editor) who carried her to
D: Yeah the tours been going great actually really enjoying it. D: We are. *smiles and grins* the bar before she then jumped onto that and continued to
J: Is this your first headline tour? J: Well just one more issue I need to address. We’ve heard finish the song! Outrageous. The band continued to play a
D: No we’ve done two before this one in Jan 2006 was really a rumour that there’s an island somewhere that inhabits six great set of hits from their recent record release “Whats the
good, pretty much every show we did in that was sold out. foot high crabs, do you believe? *giggles and laughter* Time Mr Wolf?”, as well as some timeless classics from their
Then we did another tour just before our single “scratch D: Well ive never ruled out the possibility of a six foot crab. If other compact discs. The entire evening left my ears ringing
your name” came out but it got miss handled, and we ended I was confronted by a six foot crab, well I don’t know what I’d and eyes rolling, the Noisettes show was plenty pleasant and
up having to cancel the tour. Had a pretty rough time on that do, probably the same kind of thing id do if I was confronted each of the supports thoroughly enjoyable also.
one. by a six foot guitar! Would have to be on a lot of drugs. Another valuable evening of great music and what’s
J: Sounds pretty rubbish to me that, yet I’m sure touring with J: Say no to drugs. more, get involved with some of these bands my friends
Muse and playing at Wembley made up for that one eh! eh! and you too could be carrying females to the bar. I’m not
eh! eh! eh! After our short chat with Dan, a top bloke, we shuffled sure what advantages this might have but it may happen.
D: Yeah that was mad! Really made us up our game also, seeing downstairs to watch the show of which was quite eventful
as everyone we were playing to was waiting for Muse. Learnt to say the least. After missing the first support, the first bf.arts@gmail.com
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BY BEN MILLER
Flid, flid, flid
shows to entertain people. It wasn’t long before they the actors to do an impression of him. Most of them stood
were put in institutions and never seen. But disabled aghast, Anna, did a full on impression of him without arms.
IF YOU WANT an evening of escapism, with all its trappings of people started to reclaim their own lives, rights and This showed she was comfortable with him and the issues
fluffy light hearted entertainment and mental titillation - then independence. Mat’s way of raising awareness of disabled that the play dealt with. In the musical Mat reclaimed the
stay away from Mat Fraser. ‘An audience with Mat Fraser’ people was by pissing on it and allowing the audience to word flid which hurt him when he was younger. He wanted
pulled no punches as he knocked the audience off their laugh at him and with him, which explains the rational the audience to feel his pain when he was seven. It’s the
comfortable seats, with Mat’s variety of comedy, cabaret and of his shows which he described as porn for the disabled. ability to make the audience laugh and cry that Mat finds
frank talking, which was at times painfully close to the bone. The way people deal with disability in this country has the most powerful form of entertainment. Mat got the
The show started with carnival music and a compère clearly changed quite dramatically since Mat’s been alive. audience to shout ‘flid, flid, flid’ before he went on to do a
offering us the chance to see a freak show, including Stanley His awareness of his physical difference began as early rendition of ‘Talk to Flipper cause the face ain’t listening’.
Berent – aka Sealo: the Seal Boy. Then Mat came running as he can remember. But it was at seven years old, when Mat said Clinton proved it was cost effective to enable
down the stairs and stated he wanted to “weird us out.” someone called him ‘screwed up arms’ that he realised it disabled people into the work place and it maddened him
Mat Fraser, 45, was born in London and came to fame thanks affected other people and was made to feel crap. At school that we live in a world where: “we can afford landmines
to a combination of comedic, musical and acting talent and a Mat was binned, which involved having his shoes tied but we can’t afford a ramp.” Mat believes he wouldn’t
strong militant streak in him. This came about as a result of together and being put in a bin. He was called flid and spastic be where he is if it wasn’t for his disability. He said: “I can
him having, Phocomelia, (a condition acquired at birth which at school. But Mat never wanted long arms he’s wanted talk about a chip on my shoulder but I need to get over
gives very short or absent bones and a flipper like appearance thumbs sometimes; he’s always felt whole – the frustration it.” Mat’s genuinely hurt by injustice and he’s managed
of hands) which was a result of his mother taking Thalidomide. is social. If people treated him as normal then he’d feel no to find a nice recipe of mixing it with his artistic talents.
His short arms and the difficulties he’s faced in life difference. Mat use to avoid kids because they always asked Mat doesn’t want to be seen as the spokesperson for disability.
are of course an inescapable part of Mat’s life, making his him about his arms but he’s use to it now and likes kids now. He said:“you’re on a hiding to nothing if you do that. However
show very raw, gritty and at times, shocking. Mat delivers a Mat explained how his mum came to take Thalidomide. In I am causing an effect and changing perceptions of disability.
burning passion about disability rights and social injustice the 50s and 60s people believed in, and didn’t question, the I talk about what it is like for me. Whatever I do, advertently
with an ability to entertain through humour and music. medical profession. Thalidomide was the cure to his mother’s and inadvertently, I’m doing it for disability but also for me.”
Mat started out as a drummer in a band but too many morning sickness; which was to become the cause of his Mat’s work is shocking, indeed, he wants people to be
drugs and the undisciplined nature of the scene led Phocomelia and a life time of social challenges. A number of shocked; he wants a reaction; he’s confrontational, he doesn’t
him away from rock and roll. He was drawn towards years ago he got £1,500 compensation. He blames Distillers want to be patronised. Mat would be mortified if he upset
his love of acting, which he was distracted from by the company that produced Thalidomide.They knew for quite a disabled person but said eggs get broken when making
his teacher at school who froze with embarrassment some time about its harmful effect and should have pulled it omelettes. He said: “I cause shock to cause thought but I
when he said he wanted to appear in the school play. from circulation six months earlier but chose to chase money don’t want to alienate people.” Mat believes it’s his mission
Mat wants to be as good as possible but realises,“to be half as and maximum profits. He said he would have got about to change people’s hearts through art for an inclusive society.
good, you need to be twice as good.” He learnt if you put the ‘D’ £2million now. Indicative of his ability and desire to hit the He ended the evening with a thought you may want to
word in front of a show no one will turn up and those that do audience he said: “where’s that Thalidomide pill. I’ll have one.” take or leave. When you’re about to have sex and you’re
show up will clap because it’s the politically correct thing to do. Mat’s recent work, ‘Thalidomide the Musical’ stared Anna struggling to put a condom on, think of him, and shut up.
In Victorian times disabled people were used in freak Winslet-(yes the sister of Kate) and in the audition he asked
I HATE NIGHTCLUBS | I Was A Cub Scout | Albeano CONNAN AND THE MOCKASINS
Sneaky Sneaky Dogfriend EMI Records
This is not quite as instant as their debut “Pink Squares”, and sadly lacks a rant on its title
subject. Adding revving guitars to their intricate indie electronica makes for a grower with “He’s a sneaky sneaky dogfriend” – not my words, but those sung by New Zealanders Connan
a great climax though, and confirms them as one of the new bands to watch for this year. et al. With a lazy trombone solo, multiple out-of-tune voices and a recording most likely
conducted in the bath, this track is simply outstanding. Simple, strange, sexy, brilliant. B-side, ‘I
3.5/5 | Iain Forrester Nude You’ is equally as fantastic. Blimey I love these guys.
5/5 | Patrick Hunter
SHINY TOY GUNS
We Are Pilots THE DECEMBERISTS
Mercury Records The Crane Wife
Rough Trade Records
Despite the title of their debut album, Shiny Toy Guns are clearly not pilots. Well they may
be, but I doubt it. Despite being out for a while (Released late 2006), the latest offering from The Decemberists
Touring with the likes of Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance, they’ve made quite an passed many people by and I think it definitely deserves a mention…
impression on the American music scene, and hope to bring their success over here. Having But first, a brief history: The Decemberists are a five-piece band from Oregon.
a male and female lead singer is one of their selling points, and to be honest, it’s all they’ve The Crane Wife is a beautiful pop/rock/folk album inspired by a Japanese Folk tale about
got. an injured Crane and a wife (abridged version), and also features another song cycle (The
So I’ll get straight to the point. If you like bands with a ‘style’ – pretty much most bands you Island) which is based on The Tempest by William Shakespeare.The opening track ‘The Crane
can think of – then I doubt you’ll like Shiny Toy Guns. Listening to their album is like hitting Wife 3’ is a glorious mandoliny folk song with the soothing voice of Colin Meloy gently telling
‘random’ on an obscure iPod playlist… the story.
The opening track ‘You Are The One’ has your traditional disco/indie feel to it with haunting Track two (The Island) is a twelve and a half minute epic split into 3 movements, and shows
organs and quite a good pop chorus, whilst ‘Le Disko’ is like a Peaches/Goldfrapp hybrid with the band’s ‘rockier’ side. Generally, there are almost similarities to Badly Drawn Boy, although
guitars. ‘When They Came For Us’ sounds a little bit like Danish rockers, Mew, ‘Don’t Cry The Decemberists make everything sound far more established and folky.
Out’ could be a bonus track on the new Killers album, ‘Chemistry Of A Car Crash’ could be The fantastic Laura Veirs features on ‘Yankee Bayonet (I Will Be Home Then), turning a
a bonus track on the Get Cape… album, and ALL 12 tracks could easily be confused with great song into something magical. Another stand out track, ‘Shankill Butchers’, is a gentle
less-than-original B-side rock ‘club remixes’. acoustic harmony-ridden masterpiece – so delicate but with a real bite to it.
Shiny Toy Guns are a combination of dance and rock, and while it’s a good idea in theory, The Decemberists fourth album has a very mature sound and seems to have sharper
most of the tracks just don’t cut it.There’s definitely some potential as a live act, but approach production whilst still maintaining ‘their sound’. If anyone is looking for a subtle transition
‘We Are Pilots’ with caution. from rock to folk, then this album would do you nicely.
2/5 | Patrick Hunter 4.5/5 | Patrick Hunter
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YOU DON’T HAVE to have been at the University of Surrey We provide training to anyone from any background and Not at all technical? It doesn’t matter; Stage Crew is also an
very long to have heard of Stage Crew. Our posters are course, regardless of experience (not just geeks and engineers) outlet of creativity for budding set designers, musicians and
everywhere and everyone seems to have a mate who is, or and even girls- of which we had a record intake of 3 this producers – every light rig and set needs a design to be seen
knows someone who’s a member of Crew, but quite what we semester. Straight out of basic training you can volunteer for and every band and DJ needs a good mix to be heard.
do, and why we exist is unbeknown to a lot of students. virtually any gig that we’re running, from creating a Fetish We meet every Monday in the Helyn Rose Bar (Underneath
To put it bluntly, Stage Crew are responsible for providing night lighting and DJ rig to mixing sound for 10,000 people at Rubix, next to UniK/Young’s Kitchen) at 18:00. Meetings
lighting, sound, video and rigging for the vast majority of Guilfest – half the training is on the job. typically last half an hour.
entertainment events that occur on campus, and a lot of gigs Besides the enjoyment that can be had from building
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La Perla Mexicana
BY ALEX DODD impact on me that I have only ever experienced once before,
when I watched a precocious 16-year old smash a long range
world. He’s a good friend to me and a superb example, he and
Lionel (Messi) have taught me a lot, most of all the rewards to
There is a phrase that is used really rather often in modern volley in for Everton all those years ago. Wayne Rooney has commitment and hard work showing that if you play well you
sports journalism. It is phrase that pops up every couple of since become a global superstar and it is my belief that what can progress through the ranks fast and deservedly.”
months when, on some wet and windy mud caked Sunday Dos Santos will achieve inside the next decade will shape He is mentally and technically poised to break into the
league football pitch, a scout or a journalist, or even some the global game indefinitely into an even more attractive Spanish Primera and I hope his entrance into league football
overweight, over zealous fan whose best friend is a computer, panorama. He has that beautifully ostentatious, colourful skill will not be postponed much longer.With very little first team
posts somewhere, in some form the words; “He’s going to be so many Brazilians have showcased on the world stage before action in comparison to the experience other talented young
the next……….”. It is a phrase that drives me so mad that on him but Dos Santos has more. His first goal was the first of players such as Lionel Messi had received at his age, Dos
some occasions I have seriously considered standing on the three the Spanish side would score against Aarhus but Dos Santos is uncomfortable with the lack of top class professional
sidelines of said reserve games and U21 matches with a large Santos claimed by far the best of them. Picking the ball up on football he is being exposed to. Moves to Lyon and some
and very mean looking piece of wood, savagely beating down the edge of the area he moved swiftly into the Norwegian Italian clubs were rumoured through January but Lyon were
every fan taking notes at a football match. I have been to penalty box, knocking it to the left of two defenders he raced not prepared for the youngsters 30 million euro buy out
several football matches and all those who have also enjoyed passed one and with a slight change of pace he slowed down clause and with no better chance of first team football in Italy
the spectacle of live football will agree that it is not a location enough to brilliantly lift the ball goal-wards between the two the youngster remained at Barca.
to pursue a need for literature! However, the exception to looming Norweign centrebacks with the outside of his left He is unique in his kaleidoscopic range of talent and
the rule has been discovered, the next generation in not only boot. He then managed to almost instantaneously squeeze unquestionable skill. He is not a Spanish Walcott, the next
football but athleticism has been un-earthed, he will make his tiny 5ft 8” frame through the gap after the ball only to Pele or a new Ronaldinho. To say that he is “the next”
men with “BIRMINGHAM CITY TILL I DIE” tattoos on their unleash a thunderous shot from the acutest of angles with his anyone would be an insult to both his talent and his humble
foreheads cry and subsequently write poetry such is the right foot into the opposite top corner. personality, he is not the next, nor the new, he is the only
raw fluidity of his skill! His name, is Giovanni Dos Santos With all this talent, all this fluent flamboyant football, you Giovanni Dos Santos.
Ramirez. would have thought that very little else from this miniature
He has that flamboyant ball control we have come to know Mexicana would shock you. He has been set apart from the bf.sport@gmail.com
and love through Ronaldinho, the shot power and accuracy child prodigies of his generation through skill and aptitude
of Eto’o and all this combined with a red hot rapid pace that alone but there are a lot more strings to this 5ft 8” magicians
makes Theo Walcott look about as talented as Jonny Vegas’s bow. He has adopted a more than impressive humility and
dietician.Working alongside the best players in the world Dos rational level-headed attitude to football, always remaining
Santos has adapted and moulded an unrivalled god-given talent astute to the minefields of the professional game yet
around the skills of his Barcelona team-mates to create what always looking poised to crash onto the world stage at the
the Mexicans have dubbed “La Perla Mexicana”: The Pearl of slightest oppurtunity. His physical similarity to Ronaldinho is
Mexico. His first outing in the blue and crimson of that famous remarkable, as are parts of his game, but when the similarity
Barcelona shirt was in a friendly against Danish side Aarhus at was brought to his attention by the media he responded with,
the end of last season. His debut was one that would leave an “It’s great to be compared to him; he’s the best player in the
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BY MATT CHEETHAM
Football Talk have all been described as small teams during their time at
SPORTS EDITOR the top level. But they have all had good league finishes, all
have finished in the top ten of the Premier League, and some
Welcome to Football Talk. Over the past few weeks the FA have played in Europe. Does that not make them a big club
Cup has returned, leaving us an interesting Quarter-final line at that time? What’s your opinion, would a current match
up. One of Plymouth or Watford will find themselves in the between Portsmouth and say a Leeds or a Nottingham Forest
Semi-finals thanks to the recent draw, certainly providing a see Portsmouth as the smaller side involved? Surely not?
highlight of the season for one of the two clubs. Chelsea
banked another home tie, but surely have a much tougher Champion’s League
test against a possibly revived Tottenham (after their display As Sir Alex Ferguson recently said, the Champion’s League
against Fulham in the previous round). England played against really starts from now. The smaller teams are out and the
Spain, and - the pain - we looked hugely mediocre, lacking any giants begin facing off. By the time you are reading this,
form of firepower, and bar Foster in goal and the defence, Liverpool and Barcelona will have clashed, as will Real Madrid
there were few positives to take from the game. and Bayern Munich. These are certainly two huge fixtures not
to be missed for football fans. So is there actually a point to
Response - England them slightly behind Liverpool and Manchester United due to the extensive group stages of this tournament? In my opinion
I have had a few e-mails saying Matty Taylor should have heritage and attendance. Certainly now,Arsenal’s attendances no, the bigger teams don’t take it as seriously, players are
made the England squad. I agree there should have been are bigger than Liverpool’s, with the fabulous new Emirates rested, and it’s just another reason for managers to complain
experimentation, if not Taylor then Leighton Baines or Gareth stadium. In fact this season, Manchester United lead the way about match congestion if their team does not win. If these
Barry should have been tried at left back. It was a friendly; as in attendance charts, then Arsenal, then Newcastle (big team?) big teams faced off in the group stages, it would probably be
well as Phil Neville has played this season, we have seen him before Liverpool finally come in fourth, with over 15,000 fans over-hyped, players would be rested, and the game would be
rack up 50 odd caps, we know what he can do. It was the fewer than Arsenal get. Yet that has only just occurred, and dull, both sides would know that they would both be highly
perfect chance to give someone an opportunity. Neville will Liverpool are also after a new stadium in the near future likely to qualify in the end. Whereas now, in the knockout
probably play England’s next game at left back if Ashley Cole that will surely boost their attendances. The season before stages, the teams have to post their best XI’s as results have
and Wayne Bridge remain absent, someone should have been Arsenal were only sixth on the list, behind Manchester City, to occur. I would play a continual two legged qualifying round,
given the opportunity to come in and provide competition. whereas Liverpool were third. The Gunners would have that would eventually leave sixteen teams such as the ones
As for in central midfield, I can forgive McLaren for having been behind Liverpool in this chart for many seasons before left in the competition. The bigger teams would enter much
another go with Gerrard and Lampard if it was just to finally this as well. later based on a European ranking system. Therefore matches
realise they cannot play together in central midfield. I would would always be knockout, which should provide excitement,
argue it is a similar situation to Chelsea’s, as Ballack and Arsenal fans surely cannot put one season of greater and there would not be quite as many games for the bigger
Lampard naturally want the same role, and struggle in the attendance, and a great heritage; (13 League titles, 12 teams likely to go all the way.
same team - though Lampard seems to perform perfectly domestic Cups and 2 various European trophies), but never-
well for Chelsea, seemingly crowding out the German. Either the-less a heritage less than that of Liverpool’s (18 League Again I just finally want to say, if you enjoy reading and writing
the system (drag Gerrard out to the right) or the personnel titles, 11 various European success – including 5 Champions into Football Talk, then I’m now on GU2 with presenter
must surely change. Suppose England possessed two of the League wins – and 14 domestic Cups) and also Manchester Barny Leavers. He has a sports show every Monday 3-4 and
best right backs in the world, McLaren would have to drop United’s (17 League titles, 13 domestic Cups and 5 European Thursday 2-3 that I now join him on, and we talk over all
one, you cannot have such similar, dominating, attacking achievements). Clearly these are not reasons to be ranked things sport. On Thursdays we discuss the Uni team’s results
midfielders in central midfield, both of whom are used to as highly. Just my opinion, but keep the debate going Arsenal as well. Any call ups or emails into the show would be well
running the show at their clubs. Put in a Carrick and on fans. Some people feel it is all down to heritage in determining received and discussed on air.
paper the side looks exciting, but it limited us to barely a shot big clubs, clubs like Nottingham Forest and Leeds will always
against Spain. Possibly having a ball winner like Hargreaves in remain big. Surely diminishing attendances and recent success Keep your responses to these topics and any topics you want
there is a last solution to the problem; otherwise a line must tarnish this perception though. Keep these debates raging, brought up in future columns coming in, as well as any sports
be drawn under the issue. there are many sides to the story. related articles to bf.sport@gmail.com
Response - Big Teams Small Teams? Any general enquiries should be directed to either Matt Cheetham
I have also had a lot of response over the ‘What makes a To spice it up further, what makes a small club, teams like or Anthony Hanson (Sports Editors).
big team’ debate. Many Arsenal fans are incensed that I put Wimbledon, Southampton, Charlton, Portsmouth and Wigan
Question Third
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Name the only player to have played in the Manchester, Who was the first German born man to win Wimbledon?
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BY WALAA KHUBIEH
Premiership for sale? owned club tally to seven out of twenty
Premiership teams.
IN JUNE 2003, a little-known, Saratov-born billionaire by the Although the profit-driven motives of
name of Roman Abramovich, put pen to paper and signed a international investors for buying shares
contract to purchase a West London football team named in football is seemingly clear-cut we
Chelsea. Little did we know that this event would utterly cannot help but speculate as to why clubs
transform the look of English football. Perhaps the scale of seem almost too eager to accommodate
this revolution is best understood by acknowledging that these advances. Liverpool Football Club’s
before the arrival of the Roman Empire, Chelsea had only ever Chief Executive Rick Parry has been
topped the league a meagre once - and that was in 1955. quoted saying that the approaches of
In his first season Abramovich, managed to clinch 2nd Dubai International Capital LLC and the
position in the Premiership; not content, however, Roman Hicks-Gillett partnership are ‘the latest
traded in Italian Blues manager Claudio Ranieri for a much step(s) on the road of finding the long
more, shall we say, ‘colourful’ character, José Mourinho. Since term investment the club needs’. Is this
then Chelsea F.C have topped the league in two consecutive not the same club that publicly rejected
years, and although they currently trail Manchester United, former Thai PM Thaksin Shinawatra’s
they are still serious contenders to attain the trophy again attempt at buying the club two years
this season, thus extending their run to three wins. In the ago, citing that the deal would have been
space of nearly four years Roman Abramovich has established too difficult to sell to the English public,
this London club into one of the biggest European household particularly the club’s loyal army of fans, for top clubs could only be bad news for smaller, local clubs,
names. as one of the primary reasons? especially newly promoted sides. Whilst a glance at the
With each passing year it seems that yet another English But the reality of the matter is that it is a daunting uphill bottom of the Premier League table momentarily confirms
Premier League club falls to foreign ownership. And it is not struggle for clubs that have to compete with a club like these fears- promoted side Watford, who are seven points
hard to identify what attracts this horde of potential buyers; Chelsea. Abramovich relentlessly spends more on his team away from safety, unfortunately seem to have all the odds
after all, no other football league is as globally popular or than any other man ever has on any club- he is estimated stacked up against them to stay up- it would, however, be
comes with quite the glamour factor as the Premiership. Clubs to have cashed in over £440 million of his own money into unfair to assume that this theory reflects the situations of
with a fruitful tradition behind them and with lucrative TV Chelsea, and with that kind of spending power, very few, if all promoted sides. Sheffield United, despite a slow start to
deals are attracting billionaires looking for a sporting chance any, football clubs can challenge his financial dominance. He their season, are currently in 15th position, and five points
to make more profit by marketing the game and promoting has the ability to price any other team out of the market. clear of the relegation zone, whilst Reading, having surpassed
their businesses. It seems that Mr.Abramovich has sparked off Not a great number of other clubs would have been quite expectations, occupy the 6th spot- if they manage to uphold
a ‘takeover’ trend with a string of Premiership clubs yearning as prepared to shell out a hefty £30 million for 30 year old their position Reading will be competing in European club
for their very own multi-millionaire to come along and thrust striker Andriy Shevchenko; and I feel it is safe to presume football next season. In my opinion, it is highly refreshing to
them into the throes of success. that not many clubs would gladly fork out £21 million for a witness a club like Reading, without the same resources as
In 2005 American tycoon Malcolm Glazer, much to the young, promising Shaun Wright-Phillips, only to nonchalantly some other top Premiership clubs, surprise sports followers
despair of countless fans, took control over Manchester relegate him to the bench and watch his talent waste away. with their impressive football displays. I feel that if a team
United, and soon this route was followed by other clubs; Randy This process of pumping sky-high sums of money into football manages to hold its own in a league that consists of some of
Lerner purchased Aston Villa in 2006, Russian-descendant- begets the growing concern that the sheer power of money is the richest football clubs in the world, then we have a cause
turned-French-businessman Alexandre Gaydamak secured destroying the beautiful game. How can competition survive for celebration.
Portsmouth F.C the same summer, and more recently, when an oligarch like Abramovich is able to wave off the Another question we may need to consider is how long will
Icelandic Eggert Magnusson joined the growing bevy of foreign millions he has lost in a single season, as if he were merely ‘resistant’ clubs, such as Arsenal F.C and Newcastle United,
investors with his acquisition of West Ham United. Alongside paying a parking fine? Who can blame a club like Liverpool avoid this fad before succumbing? These developments over
Fulham F.C owner, Mohammed Al-Fayed (who, by making his F.C. for jumping on the bandwagon when it appears to be the the last few years confirm what some football fans may hate
move back in 1997, was way ahead of the gang) and Liverpool only means of maintaining their status as major competitors to hear- that football is becoming a brand, and a winning
F.C, who have just been bought by American partners Tom for silverware? brand speaks louder than what happens on the pitch.
Hicks and George Gillett, this brings our internationally- You would think that this sudden fever of foreign investment