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Shel Silverstein
Special Edition
HARPER
An Imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers
The family of Shel Silverstein is pleased to share
12 new poems and drawings selected from the
Silverstein Archives.
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HOW MANY, HOW MUCH MOON-CATCHIN' NET
How many slams in an old screen door? I've made me a moon-catchin' net,
Depends how loud you shut it. And I'm goin' hun tin' tonight,
How many slices in a bread? I'll run along swingin' it over my head,
Depends how thin you cut it. And grab for that big ball of light.
How much good inside a day?
Depends how good you live 'em. So tomorrow just look at the sky,
How much love inside a .f riend? And if there's no moon you can bet
Depends how much you give 'em. I've found what I sought and I finally caught
The moon in my moon-catchin' net.
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STOP THIEF!
Policeman, policeman,
Help me please.
Someone went and stole my knees.
rd chase him down but I suspect
My feet and legs just won't connect.
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PRAYER OF THE SELFISH CHILD
THE SITTER
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WHAT DID?
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SHAKING
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PICTURE PUZZLE PIECE
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PUT SOMETHING IN
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ROCK 'N' ROLL BAND
If we were a rock 'n' roll band, If we were a rock 'n' roll band,
We'd travel all over the land. The people would all kiss our hands.
We'd play and we'd sing and wear spangly things, We'd be millionaires and have extra long hair,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band. If we were a rock 'n' roll band.
If we were a rock 'n' roll band, But we ain't no rock 'n' roll band,
And we were up there on the stand, We're just seven kids in the sand
The people would hear us and love us and cheer us, With homemade guitars and pails and jars
Hurray for that rock 'n' roll band. And drums of potato chip cans.
If we were a rock 'n' roll band, Just seven kids in the sand,
Then we'd have a million fans. Talkin' and wavin' our hands,
We'd giggle and laugh and sign autographs, And dreamin' and thinkin' oh wouldn't it be grand,
If we were a rock 'n' roll band. If we were a rock 'n' roll band.
MEMORIZIN' MO
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REFLECTION
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FANCY DIVE
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THE DRAGON OF GRINDL Y GRUN
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BLAME
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NEVER
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WAVY HAIR
LONGMOBILE
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BACKWARD BILL
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MR. SMEDS AND MR. SPATS Now, when Mr. Smeds
Met Mr. Spats,
Mr. Spats They talked of the
Had twenty-one hats, Buying and selling of hats.
And none of them were the same. And Mr. Spats
And Mr. Smeds Bought Mr. Smeds' hat!
Had twenty-one heads Did you ever hear anything
And only one hat to his name. Crazier than that?
SNAKE PROBLEM
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BEAR IN THERE
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THE PIRATE
If you are superstitious you'll never step on cracks. He will selfishly ask you to dig up
When you see a ladder you will never walk beneath it. Some barrels of ill-gotten gold,
And if you ever spill some salt you'll throw some 'cross your back, And if you so much as just higgup,
And carry 'round a rabbit's foot just in case you need it. He'llleave you to fill up the hole.
You'll pick up any pin that you find lying on the ground,
And never, never, ever throw your hat upon the bed, He may cast you adrift in a rowboat
Or open an umbrella when you are in the house. (He has no reaction to tears)
You'll bite your tongue each time you say Or put you ashore without NO boat
A thing you shouldn't have said. On an island and leave you for years.
You'll hold your breath and cross your fingers
W alkin' by a graveyard, He's a rotter, a wretch and a sinner,
. And number thirteen's never gonna do you any good. He's foul as a fellow can be,
Black cats will all look vicious, if you're superstitious, But if you invite him to dinner,
But I'm not superstitious (knock on wood). Oh, please sit him next to me!
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SQUISHY TOUCH
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THUMB FACE
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HOMEWORK MACHINE
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ATIONS
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MUSICAL CAREER
ANTEATER
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. BUCKIN' BRONCO
Can you ride the buckin' bronco? I can ride the buckin' bronco,
Can you stay in that ol' saddle I'll just sit up here and whistle
Till your teeth begin to rattle? Till his strength begins to fizzle
Can you whoop and bounce And he knows that I'm
And stick upon his back? His master finally.
Can you ride the buckin' bronco Yes I'll tame the buckin' bronco,
While he's snortin' smoke and kickin' You can see me settin' easy.
And your stomach starts to sicken Here's the buckin' bronco,
And you feel as though Here is me. __,
Your spine's about to crack?
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SNAP! OVERDUES
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WILD STRAWBERRIES
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HOT DOG
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ADVENTURES OF A FRISBEE
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THE MEEHOO WITH AN EXACTLYWATT
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
That's right!
What's right?
Meehoo!
That's what I want to know!
What's what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That's what I want to know!
I told you-Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it's with me!
What's with you?
Exactlywatt-that's what's with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock knock . . .
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CLOONY THE CLOWN One day he said, "I'll tell this town
How it feels to be an unfunny clown."
I'll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown And he told them all why he looked so sad,
Who worked in a circus that came through town. And he told them all why he felt so bad.
His shoes were too big and his hat was too small, He told of Pain and Rain and Cold,
But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. He told of Darkness in his soul,
He had a trombone to play loud silly tunes, And after he finished his tale of woe,
He had a green dog and a thousand balloons. Did everyone cry? Oh no, no, no,
He was floppy and sloppy and skinny and tall, They laughed until they shook the trees
But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. With "Hah-Hah-Hahs" and "Hee-Hee-Hees."
And every time he did a trick, They laughed with howls and yowls and shrieks,
Everyone felt a little sick. They laughed all day, they laughed all week,
And every time he told a joke, They laughed until they had a fit,
Folks sighed as if their hearts were broke. They laughed until their jackets split.
And every time he lost a shoe, The laughter spread for miles around
Everyone looked awfully blue. To every city, every town,
And every time he stood on his head, Over mountains, 'cross the sea,
Everyone screamed, "Go back to bed!" From Saint Tropez to Mun San Nee.
And every time he made a leap, And soon the whole world rang with laughter,
Everybody fell asleep. Lasting till forever after,
And every time he ate his tie, While Cloony stood in the circus tent,
Everyone began to cry. With his head drooped low and his shoulders bent.
And Cloony could not make any money And he said, "THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT-
Simply because he was not funny. I'M FUNNY JUST BY ACCIDENT."
And while the world laughed outside,
Cloony the Clown sat down and cried.
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TRYIN' ON CLOTHES
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TIRED
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IT'S HOT!
It's hot!
I can't get cool,
I've drunk a quart of lemonade.
I think I'll take my shoes off
And sit around in the shade.
TURTLE
It's hot!
Our turtle did not eat today,
My back is sticky,
Just lies on his back in the strangest way
The sweat rolls down my chin.
And doesn't move.
I think I'll take my clothes off
I tickled him
And sit around in my skin.
And poked at him
And dangled string in front of him,
It's hot!
But he just lies there
I've tried with 'lectric fans,
Stiff and cold
And pools and ice cream cones.
And sort of staring straight ahead.
I think I'll take my skin off
Jim says he's dead.
And sit around in my bones.
"Oh, no," say I,
"A wooden turtle cannot die!"
It's still hot!
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CROWDED TUB
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(Happy ending)
And he flipped and he flapped and he bellowed so loud-
Now-hi-dee, loud-hi-dee, proud-hi-dee-poop.
And he sailed like an eagle, off into the clouds-
High-hi-dee, fly-hi-dee, bye-hi-dee-boop.
(Unhappy ending)
HIPPO'S HOPE And he leaped like a frog and he fell like a stone-
Stone-hi-dee, lone-hi-dee, own-hi-dee-flop.
There once was a hippo who wanted to fly-
Fly-hi-dee, try-hi-dee, my-hi-dee-ho. And he crashed and he drowned and broke all his bones-
So he sewed him some wings that could flap through the sky- Bones-hi-dee, moans-hi-dee, groans-hi-dee-glop.
Ski-hi-dee, fly-hi-dee, why-hi-dee-go.
(Chicken ~nding)
He looked up at the sky and looked down at the sea-
He climbed to the top of a mountain of snow-
Sea-hi-dee, free-hi-dee, whee-hi-dee-way.
Snow-hi-dee, slow-hi-dee, oh-hi-dee-hoo.
And he turned and went home and had cookies and tea-
With the clouds high above and the sea down below-
That's hi-dee, all hi-dee, I have to say.
Where-hi-dee, there-hi-dee, scare-hi-dee-boo.
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WHATIF
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THE CLIMBERS
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ROCKABYE
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SURPRISE!
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TICKLISH TOM
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THE FLY IS IN STRANGE WIND
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TUSK, TUSK
ONE TWO
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CAPTAIN BLACKBEARD DID WHAT?
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IT'S ALL THE SAME TO THE CLAM
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BORED
I can't afford
A skateboard.
I can't afford
An outboard.
I can't afford STANDING IS STUPID
A surfboard.
All I can afford Standing is stupid,
Is aboard. Crawling's a curse,
Skipping is silly,
Walking is worse.
Hopping is hopeless,
Jumping's a chore,
Sitting is senseless,
Leaning's a bore.
Running's ridiculous,
I ogging' s insane-
Guess I'll go upstairs and
Lie down again.
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WHO ORDERED THE BROILED FACE?
Well, here you are, THE MAN IN THE IRON PAIL MASK
Just as you ordered,
Broiled face with butter sauce, He's the man in the iron pail mask,
Mashed potatoes on the side. · He can do the most difficult task,
What do you mean you wanted me fried? He can duel, he can joust,
He can charge, he can chase,
He can climb, he can rhyme,
He can wrestle and race.
He'll show you his courage
But never his face,
No matter how often you ask.
He's the Brave and the Fearless
The usually Tearless
Man in the iron pail mask.
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QUICK TRIP
We've been caught by the quick-digesting Gink, And now we are dodgin' his teeth . . .
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And now we are restin' in his intestine, And now we're back out on the street.
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LITTLE ABIGAIL AND THE BEAUTIFUL PONY
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THE PAINTER
I'm the man who paints the stripes upon the zebras,
And I also paint the warts upon the toad.
And with this brush and pot
I give leopards lovely spots
And add some color to the chipmunk's coat.
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ZEBRA QUESTION
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THE SWORD-SWALLOWER
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THE TOAD
AND THE KANGAROO
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PLAY BALL
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FRIENDSHIP
POEMSICLE
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SENSES
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DEAF DONALD
Afternoon in autumn.
I tried to catch a cold, And she left forever so she never knew
But he skittered by so fast
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That I missed him-
But I'm glad to hear you caught him. That means !love you.
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HAVE FUN
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SKIN STEALER
DOG'S DAY
This evening I unzipped my skin
They could have sung me just one song And carefully unscrewed my head,
To kind of sort of celebrate. Exactly as I always do
Or left a present on the lawn- When I prepare myself for bed.
A juicy bone, a piece of steak- And while I slept a coo-coo came
Instead of just a candle on As naked as could be
This lump of dog food on my plate. And put on the skin
But no one cares when a dog was born, And screwed on the head
And this ain't much of a birthday cake. That once belonged to me.
Now wearing my feet
He runs through the street
In a most disgraceful way,
Doin' things and sa yin' things
I'd never do or say,
Ticklin' the children
And kickin' the men
And dancin' the ladies away.
So if he makes your bright eyes cry
Or makes your poor head spin,
That scoundrel you see
Is not really me-
He's the coo-coo
Who's wearing my skin.
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LADIES FIRST
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FROZEN DREAM THE LOST CAT
I'll take the dream I had last night We can't find the cat,
And put it in my freezer, We don't know where she's at,
So someday long and far away Oh, where did she go?
When I'm an old grey geezer, Does anyone know?
I'll take it out and thaw it out, Let's ask this walking hat.
This lovely dream I've frozen,
And boil it up and sit me down
And dip my old cold toes in.
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GOD'S WHEEL
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CLARENCE
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RHINO PEN
Tell me then,
Of all you've seen,
What could be more preposterous
Than forgetting your pen
And writing a theme
With
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Horn
Of
A
Patient
Rhinoceros?
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KIDNAPPED!
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DINNER GUEST
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THE OAK AND THE ROSE
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THE SNACK I
I found a clam beside the sea,
Inside a seedy sack.
Says I to the clam,
"Dear sir or rna' am,
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Allow me to call you Jack. •
Will you come home with me, ,.
For company,
And maybe a midnight snack? c 0
For I have some ri.icey
Spicey sauce
To pour upon your back."
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GARBAGE SOUP RECIPE
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PRESENTS, PRESENTS, PRESENTS
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BINKY BLUM
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BIRTHDAY
COLLECTING
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THE HUNGRY TV SET
So one cold and dark and hungry night while all the household slept,
The TV just unplugged itself and down the stairs it crept,
Into the kitchen-to the fridge and there-before its eyes VEGGIE PLAY
Were all those scrumptious, tasty, tempting things it advertised.
Why can't I play the carrot ....
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It gobbled up the cookies, it slurped up all the soups, In the veggie play this year?
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It munched the muffins and the tarts, it crunched the fruity loops, I always play the carrot,
It swallowed all the puddings, it gulped the chocolate mousse, I've got the costume here. ' .. '- ~
It chomped the frozen pizzas, it guzzled down the juice. I am the perfect carrot-
Tall and thin as a rope-
It finished with some ice cream and some after-dinner mints, So why do they say I have to play
Then slowly waddled back upstairs and plugged itself back in. The dumb ol' cantaloupe?
And there it sits and moans and burps
And gasps and groans and sighs,
And thinks with indigestion, that it might not be too wise
To ever go and eat the things that you advertise.
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