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Q&A Session 2

 
vesc2gm: for the second time, are you guys ready?
 
CY: YES (I actually paid attention this time ohohoho)
 
JY: HELL YeAH, WE NO LONGER HAVE TO SUFFER FROM THOSE SHIT “WILL
2YEON GET TGT” QUESTIONS AHAHAHA
 
NY: Idiot, calm down, god damn
 
JY: ily bb <3
 
SN: bring out the gay questions >:)
 
MN: Why do I hang out with these people…
 
 
 
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Chapter 17 - “Shadow World”
 
 
1.   minasketchup
    “To Chaeyoung, when will you gain some height? :D”
 
CY: WHAT THE FUCK
 
JY: LOL WHAT A GREAT START
 
 
 
2.   Valpards
    “To chaeyoung, when are you planning to tell your parents you're gay? You already need to
them that you're gay so that you will not be a paranoid everytime you're in public with Mina. :D”
 
CY: Uhm, i’m not ready yet………
 
MN: Take your time, bb it’s gon’ be alright  /pats chaeng
 
JY: I mean, if I were her parents I would totally accept Mina as Chaeng’s girlfriend, she’S HOT

 
NY: BITCH IM HOTTER 
 
 
 
3.   Valpards
    “To Mina, when will you be ready to do "that" thing with Chaeng? I know Chaeyoung is ready
since from the start. Lol XD”
 
MN: /acts innocent/ hahaha w-w-what do you mean by ‘that’ thing…
 
CY: b-babe i think they mean—
 
MN: shut your trap chaeng, this question is for me. i’ll use my ‘Pass’ card for this
 
vesc2gm: uhm, there’s no such thing as—
 
MN: shut up, I'm using my Pass card
 
 
 
4.   NoJamDubu
    “To Chaeyoung: Is there anything you wouldn't do for Mina?”
 
CY: there is one thing i wouldn’t do for her…
 
MN: there is? 0:
 
CY: yeah. and it’s that i wouldn’t ever leave your side /smug
 
MN: /deceased/
 
JY: CHEESE
 
 
 
5.   KimFahim
    “To Jeongyeon : why don't you confess to Nayeon first? We know you do love her damn
much. Go get your love Jeong. We've been waiting for 2yeon. :)”
 
JY: i got my love already heuheuheu and i do love her damn much ^^
 
NY: :D
 
 
 
6.   Natasha2611
    “To mrs and mr son : what do u think of people who are gay?”
 
CY: /sweats profusely/
 
JY: oh god
 
CY: MmmmYYyY  PARENTS ARE CURRENTLY WORKING RIGHT NOW THEY CANT
COME IN
 
JY: YEAH!
 
 
 
7.   icebearmina
    “To the gay members of your club, How did y'all come out? I'm planning to but I think I'll
chicken out”
 
SN: ah… /anime glasses glare/ interesting question indeed 
 
JY: uh… i didn’t really.. exactly come out. i was pretty gay my whole life so…
 
CY: of course you were
 
MN: mama myoui found me in the closet, actually…
 
SN: anyways, @icebearmina, coming out could be pretty scary but you just really gotta push
yourself out there
 
JY: your parents don’t even know you're a rainbow, sana
 
SN: shut up ostrich, my situation is complicated okay?
 
CY: PFFTTT she called you an ostrich LOL
 
JY: midget you aint the one to talk either
 
SN: ANYWAYS, i suggest you should tell your close friends or siblings first (if you haven't
already) to make it slightly easier for you when you come out to your parents. if telling them is
difficult, you can drop hints here and there about your sexuality! even if you’re scared of the
results, you never know until you try :D
 
JY: (@chaeyoung)
 
CY: shut the fuck up, ostrich.
 
 
 
8.   kayemcy
    “Tzuyu, do you love sana?”
 
SN: ooh—
 
TZ: I’m not into snakes.
 
DH: i just experienced a déjà vu moment...
 
 
9.   byunbyuneiy
    “Dear Mina, what do you think about PDA ?”
 
MN: I don’t give a damn about what others think of me…except for my Chaeyoung of course
>_>
 
CY: AWH YOU SAID ‘MY’ CHAEYOUNG YOU’RE SO CUTE BB
 
JY: ew wtf
 
 
 
10.   redroom
    “Why is Mina always teasing Chaeng about 'something' she's not ready to do yet????? Ughh
haha she's such a tease.”
 
MN: t-teasing?? i’m not… 
 
CY: awh, bb don't be shy~~ TvT
 
MN: this is the second time they asked this chaeng, i-i’m—
 
CY: awh, sshh it’s okay princess 
 
JY: /gags/
 
CY: SHUT THE SHIT UP YOU BOTTOM BITCH
 
 
11.   yoodaeng20
    “@ 2yeon: why can't you two just get together so everything will be all rainbows and
unicorns??? :((“
 
JY: HAHA EVERYTHING’S ALREADY RAINBOW AND UNICORNS
 
NY: mhm ^^
 
 
 
12.   _SicaJung_
    “To Chaeng's Parents: What do u think if Chaeyoung was gay and is in love with Mina”
 
CY: /sweats profusely again/ th-they’re working r-right now…
 
JY: MHMmmmmm
 
 
 
13.   MichaengxDodaeng
    “To Chaeyoung: Is that okay if you introduce Mina to your parents?”
 
CY: didn't mina already meet my parents???
 
JY: idiot, they meant introducing mina as your lover
 
CY: oh… uhm… one day…
 
 
 
14.   MichaengxDodaeng
    “To Mina: What if Chaeyoung first initiate that 'thing', u think u can handle?”
 
MN: THEYRE ASKING AGAIN IM LEAVING
 
CY: BB COME BACK~~
 
SN: if it happens, can i watch?
 
CY: GO BACK TO YOUR HAREM U SNAKE
 
DH: can i come and study for research purposes?
 
SN: I’LL TEACH Y—
 
DH: jk.
 
 
 
15.   IIICUDDLEBEAR
    “To dahyun: who would you bang, marry and kill between your friends?”
 
DH: /prays/ Dear kamisama, please don’t let this be a real question I’m begging—
 
SN: /grabs dahyun’s portable bible and smacks her/   DONT EVEN TRY
 
DH: but—
 
JY: just answer it before sana answers for you. no hard feelings.
 
DH: fine… /sighs/ um. i’ll uh…
 
JY: and by the way, they’re asking for a gay BMK game 
 
DH: but I'm not—
 
JY: yes you are now choose
 
DH: i guess.. idk uhh i’ll just bang jeongyeon…
 
JY: WELL… poppin the cherry of a church girl would be an honor
 
NY: i can hear you, you know
 
DH: i’ll marry tzuyu
 
TZ: have fun in hell
 
DH: i’ll kill sana
 
SN: thanks 
 
 
 
16.   IIICUDDLEBEAR
    “To 2yeon: three Things you like about eachother?”
 
NY: awh, they’re finally asking cute questions for us, jeong! ok ok 1) she can be funny
sometimes
 
JY: IM HILARIOUS 24/7 WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
 
NY: 2) she pretty cute ig >_>
 
JY: IM A FUCKING VICTORIA SECRET MODEL
 
NY: lastly, uhm…she has a really nice voice…ig >_>
 
JY: BIH IM JEONGYONCÉ WYD? anyway… three things i like about her? none.
 
NY: oh…
 
JY: BC I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER :D
 
NY: YOU DORK T///T
 
CY: oh my god how much cheese did ostrich eat???? and here i thought i was the only 'cheesy'
one
 
 
 
17.   Edwardei1
    “To Mina: "what was the most memorable kiss you had with little cub?”
 
MN: if i had to choose...the first one
 
CY: TvT awh~
 
SN: who initiated? ;);)
 
CY: THAT’S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN—
 
MN: i did.
 
JY: CHAENG YO GIRL GOT GAME 
 
 
 
18.   ByunTaeng9Love
    “To 2yeon: I s2g I would just lock you up in a room to have you confess the sht out of each
other! Okay? Man up both of you!”
 
JY: thanks, but michaeng did that for us already 
 
CY: lmao, @ByunTaeng9Love called ya’ll a wuss 
 
NY: chaeyoung shut up. you and mina were no different.
 
 
 
19.   ByunTaeng9Love
    “To Dahyun: Don't be afraid of turning gay because we already know you are one.
Kidding! ;*”
 
DH: uhm, i—
 
SN: dahyun if you ever need counseling, you know who to go to
 
DH: im—
 
TZ: i’ll support you no matter what, best friend
 
CY: YEAH
 
JY: YA’LL LEAVE DAHYUN ALONE
 
 
 
20.   koowii
    “to 2yeon: what are the things you hate each other?”
 
NY: just kidding about the cute questions they don't exist 
 
JY: ^^
 
NY: one thing i hate about—
 
JY: yOU HATE SOMETHING ABOUT ME? D:
 
NY: one thing i hate about her—
 
JY: i LOVE YOU NAYEON YOU KNOW THAT
 
NY: stfu and let me talk, pissface    one thing i hate about her is that she can get kinna
annoying… but in a good way… ig >_>
 
JY: WELL I DONT HATE ANYTHING ABOUT YOU BC AGAIN, I LOVE EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU, YOU MEANIE T^T
 
SN & CY: (she whipped)
 
 
 
21.   koowii
    “to mina: what do you love about chaeyoung?”
 
MN: everything.
 
Everyone: OOoooohh
 
NY: Of course the perfect couple gets the cute questions  TT~
 
 
 
22.   koowii
    “to chaeyoung's parents: don't you think that if the order started with same sex relationship,
today we were going to judge heterosexual people?”
 
CY: THAT’S A VERY WEIRD QUESTION WHICH I’LL ANSWER FOR THEM
 
JY: YEAH! YOU GO GIRL
 
CY: my answer is yes.
 
JY: oscar winning speech right there everyone! woo!
 
 
 
23.   Shillainn
    “To tzuyu, are you sure you just wanted one kiss from sana? Haven't you thought of getting
more kisses?”
 
SN: I don’t mind—
 
TZ: I’m not into snakes.
 
 
 
24.   Shillainn
    “To Mina, when do you think chaeyoung looks the cutest?
 
MN: There’s no moment where chaeyoung is not cute.
 
CY: aww, bb i—
 
MN: Except from chapter 20 “I’ll Face Myself” when she wore that ugly ass sweater
 
JY: BIH THAT WAS A VERY WELL-THOUGHT-OUT PRESENT FYI APPRECIATE IT
 
CY: YEAH! DONT DISCRIMINATE!
 
 
 
25.   redroom
    “has chaeng never felt any attraction towards sana?? was she always into mina?? like after
somi left, mina didn't just appear out of nowhere and took away chaeng's full attention.. i have a
soft heart for sachaeng hehe <3”
 
vesc2gm: i love sachaeng too, hehe—
 
MN: gtfo.
 
CY: UHM GROSS, sana unnie is more like a sister to me (I don’t think I’ll be able to keep up
with her annoyance)
 
SN: im not—
 
CY: also, i love very mina very much i can't think about others like that
 
MN: awh~
 
vesc2gm: i still love sachaeng—
 
MN: /chokes authornim with her tutu/
 
 
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Intermission
 
 
CY: phew, that was quite a lot of questions for one chapter…
 
MN: i hope they don't ask anymore questions about ‘that’ >_>
 
JY: mina, trust me on this it’s not that bad. 
 
SN: oh please, jeongyeon. like you’ve done it already
 
NY: she was almost there actually...
 
CY: CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS, WE’RE ON BREAK TIME. BREAK
TIME MEANS WE RELAX. THIS IS NOT RELAXING GOD DDAMNIT
 
MN: T ^ T yeah…
 
CY: come on, bb let’s go to the food stand and munch on some good ass fried chicken with the
necomimi ears
 
 
-meanwhile-
 
 
TZ: did you really mean it when you said you’ll marry me?
 
DH: idk you’re more like my parter in crime bro
 
TZ: ah… so does that mean we can go rob god jihyo’s train collection?
 
DH: /shrugs/ sure, I'm down
 
TZ: :D
 
DH: dont forget our light sabers tho
 
TZ: choo choo
 
 
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Chapter 19 - “Living With Determination”
 
 
26.   ceejayfxsnsd0509 
    “Will dubu have a thing with jungyeon?”
 
DH: wat
 
 
 
27.   ceejayfxsnsd0509 
    “Will jungyeon try having a thing with dubu?”
 
JY: wot
 
 
 
28.   ceejayfxsnsd0509 
    “Will nayeon fight for jungyeon when she found out about dubjung?”
 
NY: excuse me?
 
 
 
29.   mahiaou    
    “Jackson : Who is your favourite bro? Chaeyoung or Jungyeon ???”
 
JS: /falls from the ceiling w his fencing gear/
 
JY: wtf?
 
JS: yo i got a Q, that is-- what mama myoui would say-- DOPE
 
JS: and no, i don’t have a favorite bro. that’s just going against the bro code, dude
 
CY: im disappointed in you gtfo 
 
JS: ciao
 
 
 
30.   domokunlovesyou    
    “Chaeyoung; does the jiggle make you want to juggle the dangling beat with some giggles?
(Okay that was absurd, but please do answer if you understood that, Son.)”    
 
CY: YOOOooo young money! 
 
MN: What kind of question is this???
 
CY: only true rappers can answer this, madam myoui
 
JS: that’s right, bro!
 
CY: jackson get out and do your stabbing, you’re useless here now… and @domokunlovesyou,
yo.
DROP THE BEAT! uh huh uh huh yeah…
young money! yo!
as long as myoui don't know i could bring this anywhere i go,
but the jugs on the body can get me real foggy
can get real foggy yeah  
o it could get real giggly with those big jigglies
i cant focus really although i got my contacts on
she’s the one and only turn on! 
/triple dabs/ WOO!  
 
MN: what the heck?
 
CY: so in other words, YES :D
 
 
 
31.   domokunlovesyou
    “But really, does your love for cacti represents something in your life? I'm curious.”     
 
CY: DROP THE BEAT! uh huh—
 
MN: we’re not dropping anything, chaeng.
 
JY: Young Money Michaeng, we aint into this rap gig rn, bro
 
CY: fine.
 
JY: and don't get so sentimental on this. we all know how shakespearean you can get
 
CY: fine… (T v T) first of all, each cacti has a meaning of its own. to me, cacti have their way of
protecting and serve so what I'm trying to say is I want to be able to protect that are important me
but at the same time be of service for them… if that makes sense
 
DH: /CRINGEEe/
 
MN: aww babe…
 
JY: …did you make that up just now…
 
CY: uh… yes >_>
 
MN: nvm
 
CY: I LIKE CACTI CUS THEY CUTE OK?
 
 
 
32.   domokunlovesyou
    “And a piece of advice to Jeongyeon: not all chicks dig cars, only those who are only after
what YOU have. (And not your love luuuh). But go and get Nayeon. Or else I'm a whoop your
ass. (Or maybe Nayeon’s)."
 
JY: /smug/ too late to whoop my ass babe, i got nayeon to do that now
 
NY: bitch wuh?
 
SN: I LIVE FOR THIS KINK  /grabs popcorn/
 
 
 
33.   redroom
    “to mina: what's that thing mina were trying to tell chaeng before all the "looking at her chest"
happened?? mina sounds so damn serious”

JY: holy shit, you're more of a pervert than i thought, chaeyoung


 
MN: uhm… i.. i forgot what i was going to say…
 
CY: you suuureee?
 
MN: YES NOW SHUT UP NEXT QUESTION
 
 
 
34.   Infire_15
    “To Chaeyoung: what did mina wear to make you so attracted to her *coughs*..? 
    From:Jinmi”
 
CY: /chokes on french fries/ uh-uhm… i…i uh…
 
JY: hurry the fuck up already, do you need your meds for this???
 
CY: No!! mina was uh wearing um she was wearing…quite tight clothing so like you can
see her…yknow…was (b-bouncing) and…y-yeah…i guess you can say... (DROP THE BEAT) IT
CAN GET REAL GIGGLY WITH THOSE BIG JIGGLIES yo
 
MN: ………..
 
 
 
35.   Parkeunhoo 
    “Chaeng who would you date other than mina and same goes for jeongyeon whom other than
miss stubborn confused bunny I'm nayeon”
 
CY & JY: FUCK NO
 
JY: BITCH IM ABOUT TO WHIP YUR ASS WHO EVER ASKED THIS PIECE OF SHIT /
ROLLS UP SLEEVE/
 
CY: /CAREFULLY REMOVES GLASSES AND GRABS HER CHAIR AND
HAMMERTHROWS IT TO THE QUESTION/
 
JY: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD WHY THE FUCK WOULD I FUCKING GIVE UP MY
NAYEON FOR SOMEONE ELSE SHE MAY BE STUBBORN AND ANNOYING ALL THE
TIME BUT THATS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HER I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER !!!!
 
CY: YEAH! MINA IS TOO GOD DAMN FLAWLESS I ALREADY PROMISED I
WOULDNT EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!!!!!!!
 
JY: NO ONE IS BETTER THAN THE GREAT IM NAYEON! I'M THE ONLY ONE
PERFECT FOR HER AND NO ONE ELSE GOD DAMNIT
AAAAGHUHHHSFJKASGDFHJAGSJHDFGJ  /gets a mental breakdown/
 
CY: I AISHITERU YOU SO MUCH MYOUI MINA!!! SARANGHAE! JE T’AIME! TE AMO!
I LAVA YOU! YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING!!1111
 
/chaeyoung and jeongyeon hardcore hug attack their bbs/
 
SN: (hella whipped...holy titties)
 
 
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Chapter 20 - “I’ll Face Myself”
 
 
36.   kayemncy
    “Jengyeon? When will you continue your Christmas session with your new girlfriend?
Hahahaha” 
 
JY: (;(;(; we’ll just have to wait heuheuheuheuheuhuehu
 
CY & MN: /unfortunately get flashbacks/
 
NY: who’s jengyeon?
 
 
 
37.   MarvinsaneWutWut
    “YES 2YEON NFACMPVSASH who will Dahyun go for this time?”
 
DH: eh? 
 
NY: this time?
 
JY: nononono, it was all platonic!
 
DH: YEAH!
 
SN: WHAT WAS??
 
JY & DH: NOTHING!
 
TZ: ooh… scandalous
 
 
 
38.   Royal_joker3
    “Jeongyeon, how do you feel now that nayeon's your gf”
 
JY: I LOVE HER VERY MUCH IM THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE
 
NY: of course you are, you are  dating the Great Im Nayeon 
 
 
 
39.   Chaenglin
    “So Mina..,how ready you are right now? If you get what I mean…”
 
MN: FFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
CY: (:
 
 
 
40.   Thousandsunny
    “to mina: is chaeyoung the only one in this relationship with perverted thoughts? ;)”
 
MN: psh, of course
 
CY: /raises eyebrow/ oh rlly? what about that time you—
 
MN: chaeyoung, this question is for me. i command you to be quiet
 
 
 
41.   KimFamin   
    “To mina : how do u feel when chaeyoung keep staring at u? R u not ready yet to do that
‘thing’?"
 

MN: /soul officially left her body/


 
CY: 911!!!@!isadgfkjagsdgfa
 
SN: I KNOW CPR! I JUST blow ON HER LIPS—
 
CY: BITCHFUCK YOU! NO ONE TOUCHES HER BUT ME
 
JY: OHOHOHOHO
 
 
 
vesc2gm: alright, this last question is for mina. i hope she's ready for it
 
CY: mina D:
 
JY: authornim is giving a warning? 
 
SN: ( °͡ ʖ͜ °͡ )
 
 
 
42.   domokunlovesyou
    “To Mina: if you were given a chance to violate one of Chaeyoung's body part, well, aside
from the neck, collarbones and lips that you somehow manage to violate all the time (yep! Don't
pretend that you don't!), which body part would it be? And explain why, biologically,
psychologically and emotionally. That is all :)”
 
CY: oh my… sorry but mina’s soul isn't here…
 
MN: no I'm here
 
CY: wth?
 
JY: wow, i didn't know mina was quite the touchy type ;);)
 
MN: a-anyway, i-uhm…../definitely not thinking about lewd stuff/ asfhajks H-HER EARS! 
 
CY: EARS?????
 
MN: uhm YES…./clears throat and prepares for a lecture/ The ears are part of the so-called
Erogenous Zones. The ears are very sensitive to touch because of the large amount of sensory
receptors. Aside from touch, women are quite sensitive auditory stimulation. So not only can I be
nibbling and sucking her ears, I can also whisper-- /OUT OF BREATH/
 
CY: BABE YOU GOTTA BREATHE AT LEAST
 
JY: 0_0 chaeyoung, your girlfriend is pretty…knowledgable…no wonder she’s hella smart…
 
NY: /sigh/ i told her to do her research but i didn't expect her to go this far…

DH: i learn something new everyday…


 
SN: /uncovers tzuyu’s ears/
 
 
 
vesc2gm: hey guys, before we end this, i actually got a question for michaeng
 
CY: what is it??
 
vesc2gm: if you guys do it where would you like it to--
 
JH: /RUNS THROUGH THE WALL W HER TRAIN along SIDE MOMO/ FUCKING CHOU
TZUYUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHOO-CHOO-LIMITED-
EDITION-FRIDAY-NIGHT-EXCLUSIVE-PLATINUM THOMAS THE FUCKING TRAIN
PAJAMAS 
 
MM: SOMEONE STOLE MY PIGURI!! WHAT AM I GONNA EAT NOW??
AHSDFKHAJLKSDHF
 
SN: ISNT PIGURI YOUR STUFFED ANIMAL?????????
 
TZ: /whispers to dahyun/ i thought we only agreed on thomas?
 
DH: we did... someone else mustve gotten momo
 
NY: well shit...
 
Mama Myoui: /skateboards into the scene like a boss/ Thank you everyone for joining the
second Q&A Session! I hope you all have a very dope evening :D
 
 
 
 
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