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nominated winner winner

Best writing, Best motion picture best actor
story & screenplay patrick precious seth scruffy
tiny film festival young writer awards student film festival
2014 2014 2014

Filmsourcing presents

Filmsourcing
Running time......................................................87 min

Genre..................................................................Comedy/Drama

Rating.................................................................R13: Offensive language and sexual material

Year.....................................................................2014

Language............................................................English

Country of Origin...............................................United States

Format................................................................1920x1080, 24fps, 1.66:1, Sound 5.1

Sales / Distribution...........................................Marvin Moneyman - marvin@fake-email.com - ph. 00 123 456 789

Virtual Press Office...........................................www.filmsourcing.com/virtual-press-office

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synopsis
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most

popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes

with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they’re actually proud of that shit. Yeah, I like animals

better than people sometimes... Especially dogs. Dogs are the best. Every time you come home, they act

like they haven’t seen you in a year. And the good thing about dogs... is they got different dogs for different

people. Like pit bulls. The dog of dogs. Pit bull can be the right man’s best friend... or the wrong man’s worst

enemy. You going to give me a dog for a pet, give me a pit bull. Give me... Raoul. Right, Omar? Give me Raoul.

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director’s statement
Look, just because I don’t be givin’ no man a foot massage don’t make it right for Marsellus
to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin’ house, fuckin’ up the way the nigger talks.
Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, ‘cause I’ll kill the motherfucker,
know what I’m sayin’?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the
weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who
would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord
when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows
it killed the world once and got a taste for murder. After the avalanche, it took us a week to
climb out. Now, I don’t know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of
us survived the slide... and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I’m breaking now.
We said we’d say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn’t. Nature is lethal but it
doesn’t hold a candle to man.

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with
my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face
sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well,
that’s what you see at a toy store. And you must think you’re in a toy store, because you’re
here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Lars Oblong

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Producer’s statement
Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses
differently than mine. You don’t get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for some reason, you
and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in
our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We’re on the
same curve, just on opposite ends.

My money’s in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain’t there, and
we got to go someplace else and get it, I’m gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then
I’m gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna
tell me too. Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there,
and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You
understand?

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this
shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can’t
give you this case, it don’t belong to me. Besides, I’ve already been through too much shit this
morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a
comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain’s going to be? He’s the exact opposite
of the hero. And most times they’re friends, like you and me! I should’ve known way back
when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.

Marvin Circle

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Cast
seth scruffy
as Peter Protagonist
Well, the way they make shows is, they
make one show. That show’s called a
pilot. Then they show that show to the
people who make shows, and on the
strength of that one show they decide if
they’re going to make more shows. Some
pilots get picked and become television
programs. Some don’t, become nothing.
She starred in one of the ones that
became nothing.
Well, the way they make shows is, they
make one show. That show’s called a
pilot. Then they show that show to the
people who make shows, and on the
strength of that one show they decide if
they’re going to make more shows. Some
pilots get picked and become television
programs. Some don’t, become nothing.
She starred in one of the ones that
became nothing.
PETRA pouts
as Lisa Loveinterest
You see? It’s curious. Ted did figure it out
- time travel. And when we get back, we
gonna tell everyone. How it’s possible,
how it’s done, what the dangers are. But
then why fifty years in the future when
the spacecraft encounters a black hole
does the computer call it an ‘unknown
entry event’? Why don’t they know? If
they don’t know, that means we never
told anyone. And if we never told anyone
it means we never made it back. Hence
we die down here. Just as a matter of
deductive logic.
Like you, I used to think the world was
this great place where everybody lived
by the same standards I did, then some
kid with a nail showed me I was living in
his world, a world where chaos rules not
order, a world where righteousness is
not rewarded. That’s Cesar’s world, and
if you’re not willing to play by his rules,
then you’re gonna have to pay the price.
mandy mannerism
as Andie Antagonist
The lysine contingency - it’s intended
to prevent the spread of the animals
is case they ever got off the island. Dr.
Wu inserted a gene that makes a single
faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. The
animals can’t manufacture the amino
acid lysine. Unless they’re continually
supplied with lysine by us, they’ll slip into
a coma and die.
Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s
clear. Your cells react to bacteria and
viruses differently than mine. You don’t
get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for
some reason, you and I react the exact
same way to water. We swallow it too
fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs,
we drown. However unreal it may seem,
we are connected, you and I. We’re on the
same curve, just on opposite ends.
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Cast
seth scruffy
as Peter Protagonist
Well, the way they make shows is, they
make one show. That show’s called a
pilot. Then they show that show to the
people who make shows.
Jess THE DOG
as Buster
Dogs are the best. Every time you come
home, they act like they haven’t seen
you in a year. And the good thing about
dogs... is they got different dogs for
different people. Like pit bulls.
PETRA pouts
as Lisa Loveinterest
You see? It’s curious. Ted did figure it out
- time travel. And when we get back, we
gonna tell everyone. How it’s possible,
how it’s done, what the dangers are.
Ted Token
as Larry
He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And
most times they’re friends, like you and
me! I should’ve known way back when...
You know why, David? Because of the
kids. They called me Mr Glass.
mandy mannerism
as Andie Antagonist
The lysine contingency - it’s intended
to prevent the spread of the animals
is case they ever got off the island. Dr.
Wu inserted a gene that makes a single
faulty enzyme in protein metabolism.
sammy starr
as Maverick
Do you see a little Asian child with a
blank expression on his face sitting
outside on a mechanical helicopter that
shakes when you put quarters in it? No?
Well, that’s what you see at a toy store.
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CREW
Producer
Marvin Moneyman
You see? It’s curious. Ted did figure it
out - time travel. And when we get back,
we gonna tell everyone. How it’s possible,
how it’s done, what the dangers are. But
then why fifty years in the future when
the spacecraft encounters a black hole
does the computer call it an ‘unknown
entry event’? Why don’t they know? If
they don’t know, that means we never
told anyone. And if we never told anyone
it means we never made it back. Hence
we die down here. Just as a matter of
deductive logic.
Like you, I used to think the world was
this great place where everybody lived
by the same standards I did, then some
kid with a nail showed me I was living in
his world, a world where chaos rules not
order, a world where righteousness is
not rewarded. That’s Cesar’s world, and
if you’re not willing to play by his rules,
then you’re gonna have to pay the price.
Director
Lars Longshot
The lysine contingency - it’s intended
to prevent the spread of the animals
is case they ever got off the island. Dr.
Wu inserted a gene that makes a single
faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. The
animals can’t manufacture the amino
acid lysine. Unless they’re continually
supplied with lysine by us, they’ll slip into
a coma and die.
Your bones don’t break, mine do. That’s
clear. Your cells react to bacteria and
viruses differently than mine. You don’t
get sick, I do. That’s also clear. But for
some reason, you and I react the exact
same way to water. We swallow it too
fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs,
we drown. However unreal it may seem,
we are connected, you and I. We’re on the
same curve, just on opposite ends.
Writer
Patrick Precious
Well, the way they make shows is, they
make one show. That show’s called a
pilot. Then they show that show to the
people who make shows, and on the
strength of that one show they decide if
they’re going to make more shows. Some
pilots get picked and become television
programs. Some don’t, become nothing.
She starred in one of the ones that
became nothing.
Well, the way they make shows is, they
make one show. That show’s called a
pilot. Then they show that show to the
people who make shows, and on the
strength of that one show they decide if
they’re going to make more shows. Some
pilots get picked and become television
programs. Some don’t, become nothing.
She starred in one of the ones that
became nothing.
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reviews & awards

nominated winner winner

Best writing, Best motion picture best actor
story & screenplay patrick precious seth scruffy
tiny film festival young writer awards student film festival

2014 2014 2014

“ Like you, I used to think the world was this great place where
everybody lived by the same standards I did, then some kid with a
nail showed me I was living in his world, a world where chaos rules
not order, a world where righteousness is not rewarded.”
Jill Journalist, FILM REVIEWS ONLINE

“ You see?whenIt’swecurious. Ted did figure it out - time travel. And

get back, we gonna tell everyone.”
Friendly Opossum, FILM TIMES

“ Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his

face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when
you put quarters in it?”
Randall Reviewer, MOVIES.COM

“ He’s the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they’re
friends, like you and me!”
Boris Bigshot, TINY FILM FESTIVAL
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CREDITS
CAST CREW

Peter Protagonist......... Seth Scruffy Director.................................................................. Lars Longshot

Lisa Loveinterest.......... Petra Pouts Writer...................................................................... Patrick Precious

Andie Antagonist.......... Mandy Mannerism Producers............................................................... Marvin Moneyman, Hugo Handles

Buster............................ Jess the Dog Associate Producer............................................... Merrill Moneyman

Larry.............................. Ted Token Editor...................................................................... Cole Cutter

Maverick........................ Sammy Starr Director Of Photography....................................... Hubert Hipster

Auntie Elise................... Tilda Thespian Art Director............................................................ Adam Artiste, Carol Creative, Ian Imagine

Angry Cabdriver............ Alan Actor Original Music........................................................ Alan Atmosphere

Shopkeeper................... Ashley Actress Casting Director..................................................... Wendy Wiley, CSA

Hot Girl.......................... Mila Model Sound Design......................................................... Kyle Kaboom

Hot Guy......................... Mark Model Production Manager.............................................. Cindy Callsheet

Waitress........................ Campbell Cameo First Assistant Director......................................... Bob Busy

Drunk Driver.................. Siobhan Spits Script Supervisor................................................... Lily Logic

Little Girl....................... Ramona Rangled Sound Recordist.................................................... Harry Handsup

Eye Witness 1................ Evelyn Extra Sandy Stiffneck..................................................... Sam Strong

Eye Witness 2................ Eddie Extra Makeup Artist........................................................ Linda Lipstick

Buster’s voice over....... Randy Rasp Props and Costumes............................................. Hector Hero

Post-Production Co-Ordinator............................. Samson Suite

Colourist................................................................ Greta Grade

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CREDITS
CAST CRew sound department
Ho Headphone - recording supervisor
Peter Protagonist Producer
Harry Handsup - boom operator
Seth Scruffy Marvin Moneyman
Quinn Quiet - supervising sound editor
Lisa Loveinterest Writer Max Mix - sound mixer
Petra Pouts Patrick Precious Faris Fade - sound mixer

Andie Antagonist Director special effects

Mandy Mannerism Lars Longshot Edward Explosion
Finn Flames
Buster cinematography
Mia Magic
Jess the Dog Hubert Hipster
visual effects
Larry Music
Trenton Trickery
Ted Token Alan Atmosphere
stunts
Maverick film editing
Finlay Flips - stunts
Sammy Starr Cole Cutter
Jill Jumps - stunts
Auntie Elise Casting Fern Falls - stunts
Tilda Thespian Wendy Wiley, CSA Tina Twin - stunt double: Evelyn Triangle
Chris Cheerleader - stunt coordinator
Angry Cabdriver Production Design
Alan Actor Vivian Visionary camera and electrical department
Sally Snaps - still photographer
Shopkeeper Art Direction
Randy Rails - grip
Ashley Actress Adam Artiste Larry Lenses - first assistant camera
Carol Creative Cory Carries - best boy
Hot Girl
Mila Model Set Decoration Rob Redhead - gaffer

Miles Muscle Stanley Shoots - camera operator

Hot Guy Ridley Runs - first assistant camera
Frank Freight
Mark Model Henry Helps - assistant camera
Makeup Department
Waitress casting department
Buddy Beauty - hair stylist
Campbell Cameo Herbert Herds - extras casting
Linda Lipstick - makeup artist
Candy Curls - hair stylist coordinator
Drunk Driver
Siobhan Spits costume & wardrobe department
Production Manager
Harry Handles Mindy Measures - wardrobe
Little Girl
Ramona Rangled Cindy Callsheet editorial department

assistant director Greta Grade - color consultant

Eye Witness 1
Bob Busy Christopher Catalogue - assistant editor
Evelyn Extra
Sera Schedule music department
Eye Witness 2
Waldo Wideshot Toby Tuxedo - conductor / music
Eddie Extra
art department arranger / orchestrator
Buster’s voice over
Cameron Craft - leadman other crew
Randy Rasp
Hector Hero - props Fileas Font - titles designed by
Danny Drawings - storyboard artist Andy Address - location auditor
Randy Repeats - second props Lily Logic - script supervisor