JAY B.

TAN LAKAS ATENISTA RESIDENT 2010

Law Student Code Article 6. Just of the following in the or common-law spouse Article 23. A law
because a law order indicated: should be student is diplomatic, he
student pulled an all- understanding. stabs people from
Article 1. This Code
nighter does not behind.
shall take effect on 1) Read
necessarily mean that
the seventh day of the assigned readings fo Article 17. A law
he spent the whole
September, two r the next class. student brings his Article 24. A law
night studying
thousand and nine. readings with him all student is powered by
the time, just in case he caffeine.
2) Catch up on backlog
Article 7. A law gets stuck in a rut that
Article 2. A law readings.
student supports the he can’t get out of.
student does not Article 25. During an
Post-it and highlighter
sleep, except when examination, a law
industry 3) Do advance readings.
the teacher allows Article 18. A law student must be able to
him to sleep in class. student prepares for the think fast and write
Article 8. Unlike 4) Sleep. final exams on the first faster. Every point
Kanye West, a law day of the semester. counts. Failing to
Article 3. Law
student answer all the questions
students encourage Article 13. A law can spell the difference
the logging of trees, student does not rely on Corollary:
bet Article 26. In
especially when they Article 9. A law case digests, he reads A law student prepares
accordance with the
photocopy cases that student must strive to the original for the bar n the first
provision of Article 11
they have no intention make his handwriting jurisprudence. day of law school.
of this Code, a law
of reading. somewhat readable,
student knows all the
before it’s too
Exceptions: Article 19. A law twenty-four hour
late.thinks first before
Article 4. A law student has an establishments where
he acts.
student prays a lot, inclination to highlight one could study in
1) peace.ween passing and
especially during everything that he reads
The case is over 100 pa failing
midterms and finals Article 10. A law even if it means
ges long.
week. student is a fighter. highlighting an entire
This could be codal or page. the first
Article 27. A law
construed literally 2) The case is for a 1- day of law school.
Article 5. A law student is apathetic
or figuratively. unit subject.
student does not during midterms and
Either way, he finals week.
memorize, he knows Article 20. A law
knows how to
his lessons by heart. Article 14. A law student always goes to
bounce back from
student has learned to class even if he did not
a bad exam or a Article 28. No law
accept his eye bags. read his required
Elements: poor recitation in student is an island.
Let’s face it, it’s not readings.
class. Friends are essential in
going away any time order to prolong one’s
1) A law student must soon. Article 21. A law tenure in law school.
have a heart. Article 11. A law student is good in The tricky part is
student is easily multitasking, he knows choosing the right
Article 15. A law
2) There are lessons distracted. Ergo, how to read and drive or friends.
student studies hard but
that must be learned. studying at home walk at the same time.
parties harder.
is not
recommended. Article 29. A law
3) He should know his Article 16. In order to Article 22. A law student looks forward
lessons by heart. sustain a meaningful student always sets his and no longer worries
Article 12. During relationship, a law alarm, for the mind is about things that are out
weekends and holidays, student’s partner, willing but the flesh is of his control.
a law student does any special someone, spouse weak.
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Article 30. A law prepare for the Article 33. A law is the best feeling in the Article 35. A law
student takes advantage following semester. student is never sure of world. student does not get too
of his semestral break in his standing in class attached with his law
order to regain his until he receives his school friends. The fact
Article 32. A law Passing the subject is a
sanity. final grade. Law school is, not everyone is
student is resourceful; law student’s first
is where amazing meant for law school.
he will do ANYTHING priority, getting a good
happens.
Article 31. During his to pass. grade is just icing on the
semestral break, a law cake. Article 36. A law
student does not read in Article 34. For a law student is determined to
advance in order to student, passing all your overcome adversity.
subjects for the semester Bring it on!