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Rick Klein
EPISODE ONE
ACT ONE
SCENE A
Description: Joe and Bob’s office is a cubicle with two desks, two chairs, and a ice
mountain water tank with a small flower pot next to it. It is kinda messy and needs to be
cleaned up
FADE IN
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
Okay Just make sure you follow instructions, and DO NOT throw away these
papers(HEADS OFF TO GO TO BATHROOM)
BOB:
JOE:
(RETURNS AND LOOKS AROUND FOR MISSING PAPERS) Where are those papers
that I had on my desk?
BOB:
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
Okay…...did you know that I can burp the entire alphabet after I drink a large bottle of
soda
JOE:
Please don’t
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
Not until four (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
JOE:
(LOOKS IN GARBAGE) Bob, is there something that you want to tell me.
BOB:
You forgot to zip up your pants and you’ve spilled water all over it
JOE:
WORK COLLEGUE #2
(LOOKS DOWN)
WORK COLLEGUE #2
FADE OUT
SCENE B (JOE IS TAKING A BREAK TO GET HIS MIND OFF OF THINGS, HE GOES
OUTSIDE, WHERE THE COOL BREEZE CALMS HIM DOWN, IT IS PITCH BLACK
OUTSIDE EXCEPT FOR THE STREETLIGHT THAT IS ON RIGHT NEXT TO THE
BUILDING, A PERSON DRIVING A TRUCK IS NEARBY)
FADE IN
JOE:
JOE:
BOB:
BOB:
JOE:
JOE:
(SEES HIS CAR GETTING TOWED) No no no wait! That’s my car, i’ll move it!
TOWER:
Son-of-a-bitch!
TOWER:
JOE:
TOWER:
JOE:
JOE:
(RUNS BACK TO HIS OFFICE, ONLY TO TRIP ON A SIDE CURVE, CAUSING HIS
NOSE TO BLEED)
FADE OUT
SCENE C
FADE IN
JOE:
(BACK AT OFFICE, GOES BACK TO HIS DESK AND STARTS TO GET WORK
DONE)
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
ok ok
JOE:
BOB:
FADE OUT
SCENE D
FADE IN
BOB:
(AT BOTH OF THEIR DESKS, TURNS ON TV, TV MAKES LOUD NOISES) hahahaha!
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
Right!
JOE:
Get up and go get help!
BOB:
JOE:
Heeeellllpppppp!!!!!
JOE:
BOB:
What?
JOE:
(FADE OUT)
SCENE E
(STUCK IN THE OFFICE, JOE IS STARTING TO WORRY)
(FADE IN)
JOE:
BOB:
Joe..
JOE:
Shut up! Hmm...I guess she will just assume that I have extra work to do
BOB:
Hey, Joe…
JOE:
BOB:
But Joe..
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
(FADE OUT)
END ACT ONE
ACT TWO
SCENE F
(JOE’S HOUSE, WIFE IS MAKING DINNER AND WONDERING WHERE JOE IS)
(FADE IN)
JOE’S WIFE:
(TALKING TO SON)
Where on earth could your father be? It’s almost time for dinner
JOE’S SON:
beats me
JOE WIFE:
(WIFE LEAVES)
JOE’S SON:
(FADE OUT)
SCENE G
BOB:
Hey Joe, I bet you fifty-bucks that I can burp the entire alphabet again!
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
twenty-five…..next month
JOE:
I see
BOB:
See what?
JOE:
BOB:
Joe, how old are you?
JOE:
Forty-nine
BOB:
I see
JOE:
See what?
BOB:
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
(FADE OUT)
SCENE H
(WIFE DRIVING TO SEE IF SHE CAN FIND JOE)
(FADE IN)
WIFE:
WIFE:
WIFE:
WIFE:
My son won’t listen to me, I have no idea where my husband is, and I’m driving through
hell tonight
(takes out a carton of weed)
WIFE:
(SPEEDING DOWN THE ROAD, AND POLICE SEES HER AND PUTS SIREN ON)
WIFE:
(FADE OUT)
SCENE I
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
So?
JOE:
BOB:
Why not?
JOE:
BOB:
Hmm, well then that means I’ll fit right in! I’m single and ready to mingle!
JOE:
BOB:
(LOOKING UP FROM HIS CARDS, LAUGHING) Oh man! I can’t wait to see who this
tramp is.
BOB:
Oh my god! Look how pretty she is! I’m going to send a message, maybe she’ll respond
JOE:
(AMUSED) Oh I bet
BOB:
JOE:
(LAUGHING)
BOB:
JOE:
(LAUGHING)
JOE:
@#$%&@#&%@#^%$#
(FADE OUT)
SCENE J
(COP STARTS TO TALK TO JOE’S WIFE)
(FADE IN)
COP:
JOE’S WIFE:
N-no officer
COP:
Busted headlight
JOE’S WIFE:
COP:
COP:
COP:
JOE’S WIFE:
No?
COP:
Ma’am, I need you to please step out of the car with your hands in the air
COP:
JOE’S WIFE:
COP:
(FADE OUT)
SCENE K
(FADE IN)
(BACK AT OFFICE)
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
I guess
JOE:
BOB:
SCENE L
(OFFICE)
JOE:
BOB:
BOB:
Where could my phone be, I could’ve sworn that it was just hear a minute ago
JOE:
BOB:
BOB:
(STARTS TO CALL HIS PHONE)
JOE:
(STARTLED)
Wha-what the---!!!!
SCENE M
BOB:
(STARTS TO GO BALLISTIC)
JOE:
BOB:
JOE:
(SIGHING)
FADE OUT
SCENE N
INT. OFFICE-NIGHT
(FADE IN)
JOE:
Bob please stop that, you’re gonna end up breaking the new lamp
BOB:
JOE:
BOB:
Fine (GOES TO SIT DOWN, AND KNOCKS LAMP OVER, CAUSING SMALL FIRE)
JOE:
OH NO!!
BOB:
JOE:
JOE:
JOE:
(REALIZES THAT THE FIRE ALARM WILL SOON GO OFF, WHICH MEANS THAT A
FIRE ENGINE WILL GO COME AND BREAK DOWN THE DOORS)
JOE:
BOB:
(HURRIES IN AND PUT OUT THE FIRE JUST BEFORE THE SMOKE DETECTOR
GOES OFF)
BOB:
FADE OUT
SCENE O
(FADE IN)
BOB:
(FADE OUT)
SCENE P
(FADE IN)
(OFFICE)
JOE:
BOB:
I know right
JOE:
:
(BOSS IS SURPRISED TO SEE THEM)
BOSS:
Bob, Joe, what the heck are you two doing here so early?
JOE:
BOSS:
BOB:
I did sir!
BOSS:
BOSS:
(TURNS TO JOE)
BOB:
JOE:
Uhhhhhhhhh
BOSS:
Indeed I did, and actually, I need all three of you to work on a project tonight and drive
off to go to a meeting in my place. Do not worry, it will be a piece of cake
(FADE OUT)