PEOPLE WHO BUY THIS MAGAZINE IS CRAZY & MARCH | A Chaidton PableninWhoever your reason for getting there sooner... Pull a fast one... by taking a FAST-1 WH its sare seed of 500 miles an hour, the FAST-1 takes you over continents, oceins, rivers and state- lines and sets you down where you waa before you're expected! 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Can you suggest a Title? tions like TIME, NATIONAL GEO. GRAPHIC, MODERN ROMANCE and THE NEW YORK TIMES for « long time, $0 your mogezine was o wonderful change of pace. It ie goed to know that America elro hes itt seriovs Mervyn Fo Orla, Norway Deorest Editor, lz the Hobart W. Hobor! who wrote your article AY 30 YEARS IN WHITEST ANTARCTICA, the same Hobart W. Ho. bart that I went to grammar school with? Lom 17 years old and attend Jayne Mansfisld Junior Calloge. Leslio Pamela Abilene, Kens. Ed, Note: you go to? Wht grammar schoo! did 1 have been a con phony ads and even the letters to the written by the some sick person, 11 me. Am I corcect? Ed, note: Partly. You wrote everything in this moge= sine except this letter. ‘A bunch of us are getting together Billie Laiki and Molly Ed. Note: How obeut calling it MAD? ent reader of your mogezine. Becaute of the static witing, feck of imoginallan, same- nets of style end the bad jokes, I hove come to the conclusion that the magazine i written by one very fick mind. | contend that all the aitcles, stores ond jtor are all k that person is Napoleon Bonoparie Neve York City Esl This is the last time ¥Il buy your crummy mogazine, is full ef lies, slon- der ond puns. Billings W. Whitehoute Dean of Wonton, Hervery Medical School Dees Editor, | think your publicotion is the best, funniest, matt satirizal magazine in the humor field. You ore +0 much better then your imitators that I wonder how they even have the nerve to keep com- ing out with imitations, | hope you folks over ot MAD keep up the good work. Albe B, Feldate New York City? Deer Editor, Would you be interested in pub- lishing on otticle or story written by me? E. Hemingway H., Cuba Ed. note: Sorry CRAZY does not com sider free-lenee submissions.Editor: Whe ore yeu Irving te kid? | newer weete you e letter ‘and I never intend to wiite you a letter. Please stop putting my name alter letters that you think are funny. Ido hot want my name to appear in your rag. | didn’t ‘even write you this letter. Alfred E. Neuman Prevdenymounille, N. ¥. Beor Editor, Lam very much impressed by your humorous covers land have always had a great desire to buy your moga- Zine. However, when | pais @ nerstand, | can't scrape up the courage to say to the propristor, “Crazy. I'm ‘afroid he'll think 'm tome kind ef @ nut. Roger W. Staid Roanoka, ¥. Ed, note: CRAZY sympethizes with reader Staid, Have you ever gone inte a bank to ask for a loon and have to say you werked for CRAZY? ar Editor, In your next issue you are going to have an article enliled CAN A HIPPOPOTAMUS DO. HOUSEWORK? I'm going to eniay reading this article and | went t6 thenk yeu for having the courage to print such a con: Irovertiol piece. Gypsy Rose Low Emplystoresville, Kansa. Deer Edlos, Decr Editer, eae Tam 0 devoted fon of your sage: ee zine “ond often drop my. ovsework a jus 9 chuelle anew —— and some = i asTalde= ine oligo clon amt zine, | would, however, lke t0 suggest ee a new feature. How about a woman’t page? We airls like to laugh at our- selves, too. Mrs, William B, Will Oilwell, Texas Sir U have wrote @ short stary. 1 ee, magazines Hike fo s20 it in prints om even willing gst to pay good money to have i printed, are Wood you considere publiching my : ory vader these conditionss? cate Roger VanCleeve Smit St ger VanCleeve Bar Harbor, Ma. seaucels Taiwan, Ed, note: Only under those condones ae MAYBE YOU CAN WIN A $1,000 ART SCHOLARSHIP! DRAW THIS HERE GIRL'S HEAD! elt ait) ‘money ial (Me salesman or noked totter good only rt Any size, Use pencil, pen, crayon, or dicty floger- nnoil. 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