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Hello JHPS.

*waits for everybody to reply*

I said hello JHPS!...Cmon u can do better than that…HELLO JHPS!

We on behalf of Jubilee Hills Public School welcome all of you this


this special day of splendor. We have all gathered here today to
celebrate the Dussera, Batkamma, Telugu Day, Hindi Day, And
Teaches Day 5in1 Special Assembly. Hoof….that was quite a
mouthful.

That’s Right we are celebrating five festivites today and so I expect


the eagerness and excitement of the audience too to be five times
more! But before everything else… following in the footsteps of
JHPS tradition we will seek god’s blessings. I request all of you to
kindly stand up for the prayer song.

Without furthur ado lets start with the show.

*Shritija Introduces the Telugu Skit*

The festival of Dussehra is unique in its perception and significance.


According to the great Hindu epic Ramayana, Lord Ram killed Ravana
on the tenth day that is Dussehra. It is called as triumph of virtue
over sin or immorality ; the victory of good over evil. Many Hindus
also believe that it is lucky to start a new venture, project or
journey on Dussehra. They may also exchange gifts of leaves from
the Shami tree (Prosopis spicigera) as a symbol of the story of the
Pandavas brothers' exile in the Mahabharata stories.

Music speaks what cannot be expressed soothes the mind and gives
it rest, heals the heart and makes it whole, flows from heaven to
soul.So put your hands together for the next performance
‘____________’.

Lets have them a huge round of applause.


Bathukamma is a festival that is celebrated for nine days during
navrathri. It starts on Mahalaya Amavasya and ends on Ashwayuja
Ashtami (also called 'Pedha/Sadhula Bathukamma'). 'Bathukamma' in
telugu, is to ask the 'goddess to come alive'. Preparing a
Bathukamma is a folk art. Bathukamma represents cultural spirit of
Telangana. Bathukamma is a beautiful flower stack, arranged with
different unique seasonal flowers most of them with medicinal
values, in seven concentric layers in the shape of temple gopuram.

DANCE is one of the most divine form Arts. It is much more than
just moving your hands and legs. Dance is actually a way to
expression an individual’s feelings. So get set ready for all the
excitement and delight and gear up for a striking performance
‘___________’.

ह िं दी, भारत दे श की मातृ भाषा. गर्व से स्वीकारते ैं हक म ह िं दी भाषी ैं .


अनेकता में एकता का स्वर ह िं दी के माध्यम से गिंजता ैं . जीर्न में भाषा
का सबसे अहिक म त्व ोता ैं . माना हक भाषा भार्नाओिं को व्यक्त करने
का एक सािन मात्र ैं ले हकन इस सािन में र्ो बल ैं जो दु हनयााँ को बदल
सकता ैं . भारत दे श कई हर्िाओिं का हमश्रण ैं .उनमे कई भाषाओाँ का
समार्ेश ैं .इन सभी भाषाओाँ में ह िं दी को दे श की मातृ भाषा का दजाव हदया
गया .आज य दु हनया में सर्ाव हिक बोली जाने र्ाली भाषाओिं में से एक ैं .इसे
सम्मान दे ने के हलए प्रहत र्षव 14 हसतम्बर को ह िं दी हदर्स और राष्ट्रीय एकता
हदर्स मनाया जाता ैं .

सबकी सखी ैं मेरी ह िं दी

जै से माथे पर सजी ैं सुिंदर हबिंदी

दे र्नागरी ैं इसकी हलहप


सिंस्कृत ैं इसकी जननी

र साह त्य की ैं ये ज्ञाता

सुिंदर सरल ैं इसकी भाषा


प्रेम अपनापन सौन्दयव ैं इसका
हदलाना सम्मान कतव व्य ैं म सबका

Arrey oh nawab sahib aap thoda break lijiye…abhi toh humare school
ke bache hasya kavitaaye sunane aa rahe hai.. aur sabse pehle aa
raha hai devyanshu..khasskar aap jaise monitoaro ki waat lagane..

Devyanshu ke bachhe tujhe toh main baade main dekhta hu…

Chinta mat kar devyanshu isko main sambhaal lungi… dosto is ski
himmat aur kala ke liye zordaar taliyaan toh banti hai…

Chodo is Kavita ko ab aa rahi hai aaj ke bhrastachaar main ho rahi


vridhi par se pardna uthaane kaksha 8 ki samrudhi.

Wash Bhai Wah! Kya Kavita thi…

Ab aapko parichith karate hai aaj ke zamaane ki bhari jansankhya


waali rail yatra se… jiske baare main aapko batane aa rahi hai
kasksha 9 ki naari Gauri Tewari!
Wah Wah, Wah Wah! Maza aa gaya…

Hasya wyang ab bohot hue… ab chaliye kuch gambhir baate kare…

Hai… Gambhir… kya Gautam gambhir aa raha hai kya??

Tu kabhi meri baat hat suniyo…main kehra tha ki kuch gambhir baate
karni hai…. Yeh dekh mere paas yeh list hai… iss list main un sabhi
bacho ke naam hai jin se humari teacher ko shikaayat hai… Main eke
k kar ke inn ko katghare… are haan… naya generation ke hai hum…
katghara jayye bhad main smart generation hai hum iss podium ka
istamal karenge… Haan toh main kaha tha… Eke k karke hum inn
bacho ko podium main bula kar inn par inzaam lagaenge…

Meghna: oh oh mere paas ek hatoda hai… aur agar tumne kabhi bhi
galli cricket khela hai toh tum samjah jaaoge ki judge main hoon…
Adarsh:Ji haan judge saahiba… Aur haan ek aur baat yeh saare
kaksha 10vi ke chatra hai kyuki yeh unka akhri saal hoga school main
phir kabhi aisa sunhera mauka nahi milega…. Toh aayie shuru karte
hai aap ki adalat jis me hogi aaropo ki daawat… Thoko Taali!

Toh bolate hai humare pehle aaropi ko …

A.M Jay Reddy Haasir Ho…

Ek baat mujhe samjh main nahi aati ki tumhara naam A.M kyu hai P.M
ktu nahi… Khair chodo inn baato ko… ho sakta hai ki yeh A.M main
paida hua hoga… Hume kya farak padta hai… Iss par teachers ke
inzaam lagate hai…

Toh Mr. Jay Reddy… aap par aarop hai ki jaha par aapko bolna hota
hao waha toh aap khamoshrehte hai… aur jaha nahi bolna hota waha
kuch zyada hi bolte hai… Bhai Aarop maine laga diya… ATB

*Jays Reply*

Abey oh jyada sochiyo bhi mat… tune suna nahi kya jaha soch waha
shauchalaya…

Judge: Jay… aapki saja yeh hai ki aapko 5 dino tak talking tom ke
saamne bithaya jaaye… Jab koi mar jaata hai toh dard murde ko nahi
jo se jaante hai use hota hai…. Yahi tab bhi hota hai jab ab ek ghade
bante hai… dard sirf hume hota hai… isiliye jab aapko talking tom ke
saammne bithaya jaayega toh aapko bhi humare dard ka ehsaas hoga..

Ab aate hai apne agle apraadhi par…

Adasrh: Aryamani Haajir ho…

Toh aryamani ji aap par yeh aarop hai ki jab aapko ache marks aate
hai toh aa piss ki kood kood ke jhosna karti hai… magar jab yehi
marks ka mho toh maa baap se chupaati hai….

*aryamani’s reply*
Judge: sahi baat hai… yeh madde nazar rakhte hue ki tu bhi aisa hi
kuch karta hoga aryamani ki baisathpari kiya jaata hai…

Agle aropi ko esh kiya jaaye…

Swati Bonda Prastut ho….

Aryamani: Abey oh yehi toh aarop hai swathi swathi nahi rahi…
riddhe ho gayi hai…

Arrey haan haan.. Oops…

Ridhee Bonda Pastut Ho….

Toh ms. Ridhee aap par yeh aarop hai ki aapne apna naam badal kar
humari poori duniya hi badal di.. literally… sun ne main aaya hai ki jab
marks ki entry ki jaa rahi thi toh teahers ke beech yeh discussion
chal raha tha ki tere class main koi new admission hai… kya.mujhe toh
koi naya bacha class main nahi dikha… arrey dekh na… ridhee bol ke
koi nayi bachi hai.. aur swati ke marks nahi aaye humare pass… who
toh baad main puch tach karne ke baad pata chala ki swathi hi ridhee
hai…

*Ridhee’s Reply*

Judgement

Arrey yeh kya… judge sahiba aap bhi…hahahah

Toh Meghna Saha Prastut ho!

Toh Madam aap par yeh aarop hai ki app poora semester miss kar
ghoom ke aa gaye ncc ke naam par… Uske baad apne teachers aur
dosto ko treat bhi nahi di… Kyu Meghna Kyu!!*Fake Cries*….

*Meghna’s Reply*

Theek hai theek hai… seedha seedha bol na party nahi de rahi… Acha
yeh ek aur inzaam hum students ki aur se… ki har saal umari school
magane ka 1 ya 2 page tere liye hi kyu booked hota hai?
*Meghna’s Second Reply*

Dhanawaad judge saahab ab aap bhi jaa sakte hai

Samay bhi sikhata hai aur teacher bhi… dono main farak sirf itna hai
ki teacher sikha kar baad main imtehaan leti hai… aur samay
imtehaan lekar sikhata hai

Ek teacher jo padhaane se pyaar karni hai bo apne chatro ko padhayi


se pyaar karna sikhati hai..

Waise tujhe pata hai ki hum teachers ke baare main kyu baat kar
rahe hai…

Abey oh ghade kise nahi pata…

Toh kya ab hum shuru kare..

Theek hai 3 par… 1 2 3… HAPPY TEACHERS DAYYY

*Welcome Song*