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Walk for Life 29
“One Man’s Opinion”
Part I
I was talking sports with Dr. I.M. Smartt a few weeks back and specifi-
cally we came to the conclusion and made the prediction that Michael
Vick would takeover as the Eagles starting quarterback by week four.
Here it is week 2.3 and our prediction has come true. No one could
foresee the injury to Kolb in the first half of the first game, but “Hey,
.it’s a contact sport”. I’m just glad that the coach Andy Reid didn’t go
any further out on the limb in proclaiming that Kolb was/is our starter
as soon as he’s cleared to play. What game was he watching? The contrast between the electrifying
Vick when he drops back to pass and Kolb who one sports writer says “Could be run down with no
problem by a seven year old with polio” is astonishing. I just hope that Vick keeps his nose clean and
makes the most of this opportunity.

Part II
Let’s see now, Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test and faces going back to jail. Paris Hilton pleads out
on a cocaine possession violation and is denied entry into Japan on vacation. Lady Gaga, speaks out
against the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”. Now why do I know these things? It’s because I watch and
read the news. The better question is, do I WANT to know these things? Absolutely Not! If Lindsay’s
name was Shaquita, would she only serve 20 something days of a six month sentence? Then when
she violated the terms of her release would she be making fun of her crimes on TV and negotiating
when she returns to face the judge?

If Paris’ name was Shemika, would she be able to claim, “it wasn’t my purse” even though she had
it in her possession with the cocaine inside? And Really? Who cares what Lady Gaga thinks? Is she
some political scholar? What makes her political views more important or informed than BayBay’s or
Shalonda’s? I admit. I’m an old fart, and I don’t know one song Gaga sings, and I’m sure I’ll never buy
her CD, but even if she’s the only singer left in the world, why would I care what she thinks politically?
And why is it news?

I don’t look to B.B. King for stock tips, I don’t follow Aretha Franklin when I want to know about space
exploration, heck, I’ll even bet Beyoncé doesn’t have many views on brain surgery or cancer research.
And even if she did and no matter how well she sang about it, I’m pretty sure I’d go to the guy that fin-
ished last in his class at the world’s worst medical school first. I don’t care if it took him nine years, six-
teen tutors and nine chances to pass his exams, At least he made the effort to be informed and knowl-
edgeable.

Just, One Man’s Opinion.

“Live Long and Prosper”

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

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Laughs

An American attorney had just finished

a guest lecture at a law school in Italy
when an Italian lawyer approached him
and asked, "Is it true that a person can
fall down on a sidewalk in your county
and then sue the landowners for lots of
money?"

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned

to his partner and started speaking rap-
idly in Italian. When they stopped, the
American attorney asked if they wanted
to go to America to practice law.

"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to

America and fall down on sidewalks."
Laughs
The Miracle Toddler Diet
People are always on the lookout for a new diet.
The trouble with most diets is that you don't get
enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get
enough variation (the liquid diet) or you go broke
(the all-meat diet). Consequently, people tend to
cheat of their diets, or quit after 3 days. Well,
now there's the new Toddler Miracle Diet.
Over the years you may have noticed that most
two year olds are trim. Now the formula to their
success is available to all in this new diet. You
may want to consult your doctor before embark-
ing on this diet, otherwise, you may be seeing
him afterwards. Good Luck !!!
DAY ONE
Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast
with grape jelly. Eat 2 bites of egg, using your
fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite of
toast, then smear the jelly over your face and
clothes.
Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of
potato chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only,
then spill the rest).
Dinner: A dry stick, two pennies and a nickel, 4
sips of flat Pepsi.
Bedtime snack: Throw a piece of toast on the
kitchen floor.
DAY TWO
Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor
and eat it. Drink half bottle of vanilla extract or
one vial of vegetable dye.
Lunch: Eat a half tube of "Pulsating Pink" lip-
stick and a handful of Purina Dog Chow (any fla-
vor). One ice cube, if desired.
Afternoon snack: Lick an all-day sucker until
sticky, take outside, drop in dirt. Retrieve and
continue slurping until it is clean again. Then
bring inside and drop on rug.
Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which
should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour Grape
Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eat with spoon.
DAY THREE
Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup,
eat one with fingers, rub in hair. Glass of milk;
drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After
breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug,
lick off fuzz, put it on the cushion of best chair.
Lunch: Three matches, peanut butter and jelly
sandwich. Spit several bites onto the floor. Pour
glass of milk on table and slurp up.
Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potato
chips, some red punch. Try to laugh some punch
through your nose, if possible.
FINAL DAY
Breakfast: A quarter tube of toothpaste (any fla-
vor), bit of soap, an olive. Pour a glass of milk
over bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of sugar.
Once cereal is soggy, drink milk and feed cereal
to dog.
Lunch: Eat bread crumbs off kitchen floor and
dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish
eating it.
Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk.
Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for
dessert.
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A business owner decides to take a
tour around his business and see
how things are going. He goes
down to the shipping docks and
sees a young man leaning against
the wall doing nothing.

The owner walks up to the young

man and says, "Son, how much do
you make a day?"

The guy replies, "150 dollars."

The owner pulls out his wallet,

gives him $150, and tells him to get
out and never come back.

A few minutes later the shipping

clerk says to the boss, "Have you
seen that UPS driver? I left him
standing around here?"
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A young boy answers the phone.
A man says, "Hello is your dad around?"
The boy whispers, "Yes."
The man then asks if he can talk to him.
"He's busy at the moment," the boy whispers.
"Then is your mom there?"
"Yes" the boy whispers.
"Can I talk to her?"
"No, she's busy," the boy whispers.
"Is there anyone else there?"
"Yes" whispered the boy.
"Who?" the man asked.
"A policeman," came the whispered reply.
"Well, can I talk to him?"
"He's busy too," the boy whispered.
"Is there anyone else there then?"
"Yes" whispered the boy.
"Who then?" the man asked.
"A fireman," the boy whispered.
"Can I talk to him?"
"No," the boy whispered, "he's busy."
Annoyed, the man asked what they were all doing.
"Looking for me." the boy whispered.
Laughs
A famous art collector is walking
through the city when he notices a
mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer
in the doorway of a store. He does a
double take.
He knows that the saucer is extremely
old and very valuable, so he walks
casually into the store and offers to buy
the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies, "I'm sorry, but
the cat isn't for sale."
The collector says, "Please, I need a
hungry cat around the house to catch
mice. I'll pay you 20 dollars for that
cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands
over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the
twenty bucks I wonder if you could
throw in that old saucer. The cat's used
to it and it'll save me from having to
get a dish."
The owner says, "Sorry buddy, but
that's my lucky saucer. So far this week
I've sold sixty-eight cats."
  

 
 
 
 
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When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for pre-
school, I noticed an older woman hugging him as
he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I
asked.

"Yes," Chris said. "She's come to visit us for

Christmas."

"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"

"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we

want her, we just go out there and get her."
Laughs

Seven months pregnant, my hand on my aching back, I

stood in line at the post office for what seemed an eter-
nity.

"Honey," said a woman behind me, "I had back pain

during my pregnancy. I was bedridden for four months
because my baby was sitting on a nerve."

Then the man in front of me piped up....

"You'd better get used to it now. Once those kids get on

your nerves, they can stay there till they're 18."

A parish priest, Father O'Brien, was being honored at a

dinner on the 25th anniversary of his arrival in that parish.

A leading local politician, who was a member of the con-

gregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a
little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic.

Sooo.....Father O'Briend decides to say his own few

words while they await the politician's arrival......

"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confes-

sional, can never be broken. What is confessed in there to
me, is never repeated on the outside. However, I got my
first impressions of this parish from the first confession I
ever heard here.

Realize, please, that I can only hint vaguely about this, Sudoku Solution
but when I came here 25 years ago, I thought I had been
assigned to a terrible place.

The very first chap who entered my confessional told me

how he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by
the police, had almost murdered the officer. Further, he
told me he had embezzled money from his place of busi-
ness and had an affair with his boss's wife. I was appalled.
But as the days went on I knew that my people at this
congregation were not all like that, and I had, indeed
come to, a fine parish full of understanding and loving
people."

Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived,

apologized for his tardiness and then started in on his
speech.

"I want to thank you all for letting me say a few words
this evening in honor of Father O'Brien. 25 Years is a
long time. In fact, when he arrived here, I had the honor
of being the first confession he heard at this congrega-
tion."
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