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Chemical Engineers
Prep for Globalization
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new requirement will be less about
Jason Kalamanowitz speaking the language fluently. It
Senior Writer will be geared more toward learn-
ing the etiquette and customs of
The globalization of science is the culture.
a trend that has been watched over Dr. Flynn explains that the idea
the past decade, which provides for the new language requirement
reason to consider broadening originated when Thomas Fried-
intellectual horizons. Preparations man’s influential book The World
for MC chemical engineering stu- Is Flat, which uses the metaphor
dents now include learning Man- of a flat world to describe what the
darin Chinese in response to this next phase of globalization will be.
overwhelming trend. After reading the book, Dr. Flynn
In the field of Chemical Sci- said, “Thomas Friedman’s demand
ence, the National Science Founda- for innovation in order to out-
tion (NSF) reports that as of 2003, shine all others in a global econo-
26.6 percent of scientific papers on my haunted me- or rather helping
chemistry were my students
published in In-
”
Soviet Union, and dreams, neer Senior
20.2 percent
from East Asia
-Dr. Flynn
Chris Rode-
schin under- MC Honors 9/11 Victims
and 7.5 percent stands the
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from the United States. benefits of learning Mandarin Chi- victims the respect they deserve,” Borger said.
Dr. Ann Marie Flynn, chair of nese because he already interacted Mary Kate Boylan They were aided by members of Student Gov-
the department, prepares her stu- with the language during his sum- News Editor ernment, the prospective College Republicans Club
dents for these changes. Chemical mer internship at WEGO Chemi- and students walking by who showed their support
engineering students are strongly cal Distributer. Rodeschin was The quad was lined with 2,977 small American by helping.
encouraged to take a Mandarin prepared after taking three years flags on Friday, one for each of the victims of the A prayer service was held at 12:15 on Friday
class, and Dr. Flynn wants to make of Chinese in High School, which attack on the World Trade Towers on September 11, and was well attended by students stopping by in
this a requirement for the depart- he said provided “background and 2001. The senior walk was lined with 20 large flags, between classes. A candlelight procession from the
ment. The chemical engineers fundamentals which gear you to- one for each fallen MC alumni. quad to the Chapel of De la Salle was also held be-
have welcomed this new require- ward learning the language.” This was the first year student government was fore Mass on Sunday.
ment and are fully aware of the Dr. Flynn’s preparation of her involved in honoring Patriot Day. Students appreciated the efforts put forth to
practicalities that it will address. students has been recognized na- Student Activities also led a trip to Ground Zero honor Patriot Day. “I thought it was a great thing that
The students practice every tionally, and the chemical engi- as a Saturday in the City event. Manhattan College honored the victims by putting
aspect of a multicultural chemi- neering program at Manhattan Col- The idea came from discussions over the sum- flags on the quad, because I don’t know any other
cal engineering field, including lege is ranked among the top five mer between President Jesse Velten, Vice President schools that would do that,” sophomore Jessica
practicing a handshake for an in the country alongside Bucknell Michael Borger and Vice President for Social Life Pat Delugo said.
interview, or the introduction to University, Cooper Union, Rowan Casey. Velten said they took it upon themselves to The flags remained on the quad until Sunday
a culture and language most stu- University and Rose-Hulman Insti- honor the day in a “solemn but powerful way.” night so that faculty students and staff could see
dents at MC would otherwise be tute of Technology. Q “We wanted to show our patriotism and give the them and honor the victims of 9/11. Q
unfamiliar with. The nature of the
Q Pablo Kay
Staff Writer
by the Student Financial Services office,
e-mails were sent out as early as May urg-
ing students to complete the online loan
who apply for the loans each year. In fact,
sixty-one percent of MC students received
Stafford Loans for the 09-10 school year,
Department of Education,” Lisa Juncaj said,
assistant director of SFS. According to her,
the sudden change in legislation has given
counseling and promissory note before the according to statistics from SFS. Even so, colleges like MC little time to train for the
President Obama’s signature on a piece
summer in order to ensure timely process- efforts by the office to improve awareness new loan processing system.
of paper last March brought a different way
ing and to prevent a backlog. about the changes have been effective in Part of President Obama’s push for
of doing business when it comes to coor-
Nevertheless, both students and admin- getting a majority of borrowers to take the greater government regulation of the coun-
dinating student loans in the MC Student
istrators have noticed longer lines at the necessary steps. A series of “e-mail blasts” try’s healthcare and financial systems in-
Financial Services office.
Financial Services office, presumably due from SFS as well as notices on tuition bills volved the removal of these banks from the
One of the lesser-known aspects of the
to more inquiries about Direct Loans in the and award letters have helped to keep stu- loan process. The overhaul has resulted in
health care reform bill that was passed last
past few weeks. dents aware of the changes. students’ ability to borrow directly from the
spring by Congress restructured the way
“It’s certainly more than usual this year, As for the government’s role in the is- government, hence the new name “Federal
the government handles college student
but not so much more than what you see sue, the Direct Loan Program was touted as Direct Loan Program.” Also included are Par-
loans. Commonly known as Stafford Loans,
from every freshman class,” assistant bursar being a streamlined, revamped version of ent PLUS loans, which are now also being
these federal loans are both subsidized and
Christina Cardinale said, referring to the the Stafford Loans with lower interest rates borrowed through the improved program.
funded by the government but were both
usual throngs of disoriented freshmen who and an easier application process. Just like With much system changes like health-
processed and disbursed through private
flock to the Student Financial Services office any change in procedure, however, the pro- care on the way, such changes in doing
lenders and banks acting as “middle men.”
every September to sort out their financial gram has not gone flawlessly. business as loans are a small change for the
These adjustments sent financial aid of-
aid packages. “What we fear the most and what some government, but one that is noticeable for
fices all over the country like MC’s scram-
Adjusting to the changes is no small task families are sharing with us, is a change in MC students. Q
bling to adapt to the changes and to notify
September 15, 2010 2
Notes from
the Editor
Hey Jaspers! It’s finally starting to feel Sass’d!
like fall, don’t you think? Although we’ve
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welcomed September weather and we’ve The Sass Brothers
taken out our MC hoodies for the first Dominick & Michael
time, the AC in our OV office is still very Middle East Peace Talks have started to build more homes on Pales-
Israel and the Palestinian Authority are tinian Authority land, which will complicate
much on and working at a comfortable once again at the negotiation table. An- talks even further.
nounced on Sept. 2 by Secretary of State Issues that will be discussed include
60 degrees. I was debating bringing my Hillary Clinton and the State Department, the question of the lands of Palestine, where
the talks were the first time Israel and the borders may be drawn, refugees and the
Northface in on Sunday as I pulled ar- Palestinian Authority sat face to face since status of Jerusalem. Jerusalem is seen as a
divided city, with the western part under Is-
ticles. The e-board looked frozen stiff at December of 2008.
The day before the talks were set to be- raeli control and the eastern part, called East
our meeting and I am pretty sure Chuck’s gin, President Obama invited the leaders of Jerusalem, which is also controlled by Israel
but claimed by the Palestinians. Though, in
the countries involved to the White House.
hands have turned purple. I couldn’t wait The group included Prime Minister Benja- a peace agreement, Israel said it would di-
min Netanyahu of Israel, the Palestinian Au- vide Jerusalem and give the Palestinians East
to escape the arctic temperatures! After thority President Mahmoud Abbas, Egyptian Jerusalem. Monuments such as the Temple
President Hosni Mubarak and King Abdullah Mount and the city of David will be jointly
our meeting, I walked outside of OV and of Jordan. The meeting ended with a din- controlled.
ner, which included guests like Tony Blair, Students’ feelings on the peace talks
noticed the sky was a funny shade of gray. former Prime Minister of the UK, and Hillary were mixed. Jordan Heath, a sophomore
and peace studies major said, “The recent
A second later, I got caught in the rain. Clinton. The next day, Netanyahu and Abbas
sat down to start the talks. involvement of the Obama Administration
Maybe another week of summer weather During the first meeting they agreed in the Middle Eastern Peace Talks makes me
more hopeful and optimistic than I have
on the date for the second meeting. Those
wouldn’t be so bad! talks are scheduled to take place on either been in the past but I have to stay realistic.
Sept. 14 or 15 in Egypt at the Red Sea port I think the only position I can take, as well
of Sharm el-Sheikh. The leaders will then as other American students, is to stay edu-
sit down every two weeks afterward until a cated and current on the matter.” Anthony
- Danielle Valente peace agreement is reached. Obama said he Sparacinso, a junior and a government major
said, “I hope these talks lead to something
Managing Editor wants an agreement to be reached within
one year. concrete, but these talks tend to start with
An issue which could complicate the good intentions but end abruptly.” Q
agreement is Hamas, a terrorist organiza-
tion that controls Gaza and does not answer Questions:
to the Palestinian Authority, which controls How and when was the Palestinian Au-
the West Bank. After the peace talks were an- thority (PA) created?
PA was Yasser Arafat.
nounced, Hamas militants killed four Jewish would be reached. The first President of the
settlers in the West Bank in the worst attack during which time a final peace agreement
in four years. News of the attack drew thou- cords. It was only supposed to last five years,
sands in the streets of Gaza to celebrate. In It was created in 1994 by the Oslo Ac-
response to this, Jewish settlement groups
News Briefs
Hey all you seniors! It’s Career Week. Stop by Ca- Quad is Get Him to the Greek.
reer Development with any questions or concerns.
Don’t put the blanket from movie night on the
Interested in going abroad? TODAY there will be Quad too far. This Friday will be the first coffeehouse
an informational meeting about the January Interces- of the year on the quad at 7:00. Enjoy a cup of joe
sion locations: London and Argentina from 4:30-5:30 accompanied by some tunes and poetry!
in the Rodriquez Room (Miguel 311).
Be sure to catch the hypnotist at Plato’s Friday
Thinking about life after graduation, seniors? From night at 9:00!
7:00-8:30 TODAY, there will be a “Life After Gradua-
tion” lecture in the Rodriquez room that covers the Staying on campus this weekend? Sign up for kay-
budgeting topic. aking on the Hudson in Student Activities. Groups
depart at 12:00 from Thomas Hall.
Grab a blanket. Tomorrow night’s movie on the
-Compiled by Danielle Valente
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10¢ in Ten Cent Sentences
Vol. LXXXVI Issue 3
September 15, 2010
Matt Coyne
Editor-in-Chief
Chuck Daly
Productions Editor
Say hello to your new mascot MC
Mary Kate Boylan
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– Brother Ackbar. That’s right, Brother
Matt Coyne Ackbar, a fishy-looking Lasallian brother, News Editor
Editor-in-Chief who has taken it as his mission in life
to educate the young as to what is and Carly Hertica
I hate the vast majority of television what is not a trap. Hey, it can in no way Features Editor
commercials. They ruin the show I’m be worse than the Jasper Jungle.
watching and make sporting events Think about it. It’s genius, really. We
longer. Often I’ll catch myself mut- can have a student put an Admiral Ack- Maria Del Russo
tering “Whoever made that commer- bar mask on and a brother’s uniform and Arts & Entertainment Editor
cial should be taken out into a field run around at basketball games warning
and shot” under my breath after I see Coach Rhorssen when our guys are tak- Bri Yurek
a particularly dumb one. Especially ing too much fire. And LucasFilms can’t
Photo courtesy of ackbar.org
Sports Editor
W.B. Mason commercials. I’m offering tell us Brother Ackbar isn’t available, I
$100,000 to anyone who can bring me mean, he’s a brother. We can make the
the head of the man or woman behind excuse that he can live in the Brother’s Ray Mechmann
those abominations. residence and teach a Special Topics His- Megan McCarthy
With that said I love ESPN’s new tory class called Great Traps in Military Matt Rocco
“It’s Not Crazy, It’s Sports” commercial History. George Lucas will have to cave Editorial Assistants
about the University of Mississippi’s It’s a trap! into our superior logic.
search for a new mascot. Ole Miss’ ath- People will see it on TV and say to
letic programs, nicknamed the Rebels, the school reading a letter from Lucas- themselves “What is MC doing, merging Marek Fuchs
have not had a mascot for the better part Films stating Admiral Ackbar is not avail- Star Wars and a religious order?” before Faculty Advisor
of this decade, because, I assume, they able because “he is fighting evil forces in coming to the mind-blowing realization
realized an old, mustached white guy another galaxy.” that Brother Ackbar is the single great- The Quadrangle may be
named “Colonel Reb” being the physi- The worst part about it was that Ack- est mascot ever conceived and resolving contacted at:
cal representation of “Rebels” had, well, bar was never in the running. The mas- themselves to send the school boatloads
negative racial undertones. After giving cot selection committee rejected his can- thequad@manhattan.edu
of money. High School seniors will fill
up the charade that they were rebelling didacy. Third parties are always getting out applications in droves. It’ll be like
screwed over. To contact a section editor about
against dental hygiene and books with- the Flutie Effect, except this time they’ll their section you may use:
out pictures, they ditched the mascot in So, if Ole Miss isn’t going to use call it the Ackbar Effect.
2003. him, we might as well. And the best part Am I crazy? Maybe, but it’s sports. Q quadnews@gmail.com
Ole Miss launched a mascot search about it is that we’ll know who he is, be-
committee earlier this year and as the cause unlike 60 percent of Mississippi Matt Coyne is the Editor-in-Chief of quadaande@gmail.
commercial highlights, squid-like minor residents, we know how to set up a DVD the Quad, though he prefers if you sim- com
Star Wars character and Supreme Com- player. ply refer to him as “The Chief.” You can
mander of the Rebel Alliance Fleet Admi- Ok, fine, the concept needs some tell him how bad he is at journalism via quadfeatures@gmail.
ral Ackbar got significant support. The tweaking. We’re not the Rebels, we’re email (mcoyne01.student@manhattan. com
commercial ends with the president of the Jaspers. Drop the “Admiral” throw on edu) or Twitter (@matt_coyne).
“Brother” and we’re set. quadsports@gmail.
com
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MC
IN
for New Season
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to the “Glee” bandwagon but, surprisingly,
Sarah Gilbert are reconnecting with their roots. The
HISTORY Staff Writer singing ensemble was first established as
the Manhattan College Glee Club when it
When it comes to Gleeks, fans of the hit was an all-male school and later changed
TV show “Glee,” the MC Singers may just be its name once MC became a coed institu-
the “Gleekiest” performing group on cam- tion. The new name and types of songs
Q Joseph H. Smith
Senior Writer
pus. Called “MC Glee,” the Singers have
adopted a new catchy name that combines
the high-energy pop songs featured in Glee
performed by the Singers connect back to
MC’s musical history while appealing to
pop culture enthusiasts. According to Mul-
with the more traditional works historically ligan, the recent changes are somewhat of
Work begins on Jasper shelves. For storage, each room sung by the group. “a branding technique” to attract new mem-
will contain a double sized closet Beginning his 7th year as the conduc- bers and continue to evolve and reinvent
The following news items are with two sections, sliding doors tor of Singers, William Mulligan has become the music programs at MC.
taken from the Sept. 19, 1956 edi- and a set of drawers. The floors the most recent convert to the “Glee” fan Recently appearing in the popular mov-
tion of The Quadrangle. Dwight will be covered with polished as- club. First introduced to “Glee” by the cur- ie “Happy Feet,” the song “Somebody to
D. Eisenhower is the President phalt tile. rent Singers president, Kristin Thompson, Love” by Queen is currently being worked
and Pius XII is the pope. At MC, On Sat., Sept. 22 at 5:00 p.m., he was enthused by the upbeat, fun-loving on by the group. It will be featured at the
Br. Augustine Philip Nelan pre- there will be a barbeque supper works performed in the show and quickly Manhattan Music Fest on Oct. 16. This year’s
sides over life on the hills. and dance at Marymount College projected them being sung in his choir. theme is “Manhattan Goes to the Movies.”
Br. Andrew Potamin, resident in Tarrytown. There is a sign-up After listening to the show’s rendition The day will also include soloists and small
engineer, has announced that a sheet on the first floor of Man- of “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey, Mul- group performances.
residence hall will be built and hattan Hall in the Student Coun- ligan ordered the sheet music the same day The Singers have a series of perfor-
habitable for the fall 1957 term. cil office until Friday at noon. for his group to perform. Receiving posi- mances throughout the year. Some high-
The building, still unnamed as An evening of fine food, drink, tive feedback from the Singers’ members, lights include a concert with the renowned
of publication time, will face dancing and conversation has they launched the 2010 school year as “MC Maryland State Boy Choir on Nov. 5, 2010,
Manhattan College Parkway. been promised by the Student Glee”, continuing to sing similar pop songs a performance of carols during the campus
However, it is rumored that the Council. loved. tree lighting and a possible mini tour.
building might be named for Br. The Office of Alumni Affairs The group includes a range of singers William Mulligan also hopes to intro-
Jasper of Mary and dedicated as recently conducted a survey and and skill levels, including two MC faculty duce the group to “O Nata Lux” by Morten
“Jasper Hall,” but this is still a discovered that more than 50 members, two alums, two choral profes- Lauridsen, which he describes as, “a tra-
matter of conjecture and one of percent of MC alumni live within sionals and nearly sixty students. Open to ditional piece with contemporary harmo-
immense interest and specula- New York City’s five boroughs. anyone who loves to sing, the group has nies.” With several performances on the
tion on campus. Regardless of Jaspers live in 42 of the 48 states. weekly rehearsals on Wednesdays from 7 to horizon, a myriad of song genres and pas-
what the building will be called, Manhattan men live abroad in 19 8:30pm in Thomas Hall, room 517 and is sionate performers, The Singers appear to
it will house 180 students and countries and colonial posses- welcoming new members up until the third have an exciting year ahead. Let’s just hope
the hall’s prefects. sions. week of classes. Sue Sylvester doesn’t get hired to be the
The diagonal length of the The Confraternity of Chris- The Singers are not simply jumping on new MC Cheerleading coach! Q
building will be 216 feet. There tian Doctrine Society (CCD)
will be an air-conditioned stu- will be hosting their annual Cat-
dent lounge with televisions echism Day on Fri., Sept. 21. A
built in the style of a modern, Missa Cantata will start the day’s
sunken living room. Additionally, events at 8:30 a.m. in the Chapel
a laundry, infirmary and student of De La Salle and his Brothers.
recreation room will be built. It will be offered for the efforts
The project is being financed by and continued success of the
donations from alumni and a low Blessed Benilde Catechism Soci-
interest loan of $825,000 from ety (BBCS), who will be hosting
the House and Housing Finance a meeting for prospective new
Authority. members at 2:30 p.m. the same
The architectural firm, Eg- day in the Alumni Room in the
gers and Higgins of New York Cardinal Hayes Library. At noon,
City, was hired. The construc- there will be Benediction of the
tion firm of Caldwell-Wingate Blessed Sacrament in the chapel
General Contractors will actually after a period of Adoration. At
construct the edifice under the 12:30 p.m., Msgr. Charles Walsh,
direction of supervisor, Frank director of the Archdiocesan Cat-
Jones. At the peak of the project, echetical Office, will address stu-
Jones estimates that well over dents in Smith Auditorium about
100 men will be busy at work on the importance of studying Chris-
campus building the new dor- tian doctrine. A luncheon will be
mitory. He continued by saying given on the quadrangle at half
that construction will begin once past one o’clock. Before and af-
the concrete foundation is fully ter Msgr. Walsh’s lecture, there
poured and secure. Preliminary will be time to view an exhibition
excavating and pouring of the of the work of the BBCS in Smith
foundation has already com- Auditorium. Confessions will
menced. also be heard throughout the
The infirmary will contain day in the chapel. In a letter to
one private room, one semi-pri- Brother President, Francis Cardi-
vate double room, a physician’s nal Spellman stated that he could
office, one private examination not attend the day’s events, as is
room and one clinical room. his custom, but will offer a Mass
Each room will have a four- for the students, faculty and staff
foot-square picture window of MC and the BBCS on the same
flanked with two smaller four- day. He further mentioned that
foot windows. In regards to he sincerely hopes to be able to
furnishings, each room will con- visit campus sometime before
tain two desks, two beds, one Election Day. Q
night table and permanent book
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bustle of the whistling 1 train, enough so they can pack up all didn’t go to see him everyday or research for articles I was writing
Jeanette Settembre some New Yorkers consider the things in their dorm rooms even work in an office with him. for him. It was fun because I got
Asst. Editor Riverdale to be more of a suburb and head home to start a sum- Actually, I worked from home to write about things that were
in comparison to the actual city. mer of relaxation. Senior Erin but I met with Marc at least once actually important to me like
This cozy corner of the Bronx, Gambolati traded in her shore- a week in Murray Hill and we health and fitness.
however, is home to many new treasures that are worth the buzz. With a side summer and interned with always kept in contact via e-mail Quadrangle: Did you felt
population of 47,000, it is easy to stumble upon some interesting activi- a fitness trainer, Marc Perry, who comfortable in this
ties right outside of campus. is trying to launch his fit- type of company?
ness website and promote Gambolati: Yes,
Sassy Style: his fitness report, “Cut 10: the company was
If you are looking to embark upon a fresh fall look, you just may feel Tips to Ensure you Achieve a good fit because
inclined to check out Salon Zoe. Located at 3545 Riverdale Avenue, this a Lean Body.” Gambolati it was something I
trendy hot spot is filled with Jasper pride as they offer students 15% off all lived in Overlook all sum- was truly passionate
haircuts. They specialize in waxing, hair straightening and styling, make- mer and with the city just about. I am all about
up, as well as hair coloring for both men and women. They also have the a couple subway stops eating right and be-
exclusive product “Ves,” the premiere Italian coloring label. Feeling tech away, she had to resist ing healthy so it was
savvy? Check out their website www.salonzoeny.com to get 10% off when fun nights in Manhattan to easy to get excited
booking online. Resident Life Director Kevin McCloskey, says, “I appreci- focus on her summer in- about my work. This
ate the proximity to campus and the on-line reservations. Annie G. has ternship that could possibly help or phone calls. It was fine, I just internship made me realize how
been cutting my hair for years, knows what I like, and consistently has start her Corporate Communica- wished that I had had a chance important it will be for me in
delivered a style that has resulted in compliments on my haircut. I highly tions career. to talk with more people and the future to do something that
recommend Salon Zoe.” Quadrangle: This was your get my hands a little dirtier. Al- I enjoy.
second internship since begin- though I did learn a lot, working Quadrangle: Yeah, it is good
Taste Test: ning at MC. How was it different predominantly from home made you realized that now instead of
Ever wonder what fall tastes like? Take a stroll over to Starbucks and than your first? it difficult for me to network. twenty years down the road. Just
try out their new Pumpkin Spice Frappuccino. This seasonal sip is pump- Gambolati: Yes, correct, this Quadrangle: Wow, working one more thing – any MC classes
kin spice-flavored with a coffee based sweetener blended either regular or internship was my second in- from home, that’s pretty much you want to promote that really
light with your choice of ternship. My first one for Arnold every college kid’s dream: sitting helped you during this intern-
milk. They have recently Aerial Advertising was more ad- at home, working for a couple ship?
added a new sweetener vertising-based and since I didn’t hours, and getting credit for it. Gambolati: (chuckles) Of
called Stevia; zero deca- know much about social media, Gambolati: Yeah, I guess, course, my Web Design and
dent calories straight off I thought I’d give the P.R. side of but I always got myself up, had Corporate Communications
the leaves of the Stevia Corporate Communications a try breakfast, and got ready as if classes were extremely helpful
plant. Sophomore Ash- at builtlean.com, which, for any- I was going into an office so I to me during this internship.
ton Parson’s taste buds one who does not know, is an would stay motivated. And I defi- It felt good to be able to say to
nearly tingled upon sam- up-and-coming fitness website nitely wasn’t lounging around all Perry, “I’ve done that before” or
pling the drink: “It was from Elite Training Partners day; I would say I put in about “I know that program.” It really
unlike anything I have Trainer, Marc Perry. 25-30 hours a week, so generally looks good to your supervisor
ever tasted before. My Quadrangle: That is interest- 5-6 hours a day of work. when you are well prepared for
favorite desert is pump- ing just working for one person. Quadrangle: It must have the field in which you are intern-
kin pie, and I love cof- So over the course of the intern- been hard to stay focused work- ing. Q
fee, so the drink is like ship, you must have gotten a lot
putting all of my favorite
things into one cup.” This
drink will have you heading out of the pumpkin patch and onto Johnson Too Fat to Fish, But Not to Write
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Avenue. the early “Mad T.V.” set and
Relaxation: Dominique Turek through the rational of a man
Sulking in school work? In need of some pampering? Spend the af- Staff Writer high on drugs and down on
ternoon unwinding at Nails on Riverdale. This luxurious loft is not only life. Every page manages to
a nail salon, but a spa as well. They feature an exquisite bargain that Hidden for years under a stress the importance of his
includes a manicure-pedicure for nineteen dollars from Monday through sheath of morbid obesity, a close-knit Italian family and his
Wednesday. They have a rainbow room selection filled with nail colors harrowing drug addiction and idol, Frankie Valli, without be-
from the brands Essie and OPI. heavily slurred speech, Howard coming repetitive.
Sophomore Jean Cunningham, Stern’s radio show sidekick and Lange demonstrates such
raves, “I’ve never gotten such a close friend, Artie Lange, reveals a range of writing styles in this
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reasonably priced manicure- himself piece by piece in his first memoir that one might find
pedicure. The price is right ever memoir, “Too Fat to Fish”. him- or herself crying from
and the quality job is even bet- Whether it be a very amus- laughter at one chapter and
ter!” The salon also specializes ing commentary on everyday then sobbing from sadness at
in massage therapy. situations or heart-wrenching another. A forward by Howard
descriptions of what it’s like Stern describes the radio per-
Indulge: to hit rock bottom, “Too Fat to sonality’s feelings towards his
Looking for a boys’ night Fish” delivers to a wide demo- long time friend Lange. Stern
out? Any ladies sick of the usu- graphic of readers. This “New surprises the audience with a of Barnes and Noble, I bought
al cereal for breakfast, salad for lunch and pasta for dinner? Well, if so, York Times” best-seller matches graceful and heartfelt conclusion “Too Fat to Fish”, a book that
you are in luck! Planet Wings is making its debut on Broadway. Located its extreme filth with even more by stating, “so spend a few pages now stands among my favorites.
in New Jersey, New York and Tennessee, Planet Wings has 24 flavors of extreme genius and is not for the with Artie, ‘salud’ and broccoli It has been read and reread
wings ranging from mild to faint of heart. rabe, laugh your ass off, and then and looked to for advice and for
suicidal, as well as specialty Before Nov. 11, 2008, Lange, say a prayer for the man with the laughter. This book is wildly re-
flavors like Montero ranch, born and raised in New Jersey, biggest heart, my friend Artie latable in the most unexpected of
oriental sesame and Parme- was most known for replacing Lange.” ways. If you have ever wondered
san pepper. Jackie Martling on the Howard Never having known who what runs through the mind of
Stern show. However, once his Artie Lange was, I took a risk a seemingly disastrous and self-
Whether it be a new memoir hit the shelves, he be- by buying a book just because destructive person, pick up this
look, flavor, or feeling, came known for the person he the cover caught my attention. book and learn something about
there is something for ev- truly is. Thanks to the cover and to the the general population who har-
eryone to enjoy this fall in the boogie down Bronx. Q This natural born storyteller catchy first few pages I read while bor a mind of dysfunction but a
takes us behind the scenes of standing in the memoir section heart of gold. Q
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“There are two guys in New London
Maria Del Russo who really control the music scene,”
A&E Editor Boyle said. “21st Century was a way for us
to kind of break away from that.”
“I made a band last week.” Boyle spearheads 21st Century, a com-
While that is one of the last things munity under which artists and musicians
one would expect to hear from a guy who can come together to create. The FaceLift-
already is part of a successful band that’s ers is a branch of that. The community is
recently cut their third album, that’s ex- also home to four other bands and kids
actly what senior Pat Boyle is doing. He is who do artwork.
creating music, whether it’s through his “It’s all sarcastic,” Boyle said. “That’s
own band, the FaceLifters, or by bringing what punk is: being ambiguous but will-
people together in his community of art- ing to be part of the Rat Race.”
ists, 21st Century. And that’s how Boyle put a band to-
For six years, Boyle has been singing gether. He linked up some people who
for the FaceLifters, a band comprised of were interested, gave them three songs
friends from his hometown in New Lon- and let them loose.
don, Connecticut. Even though the members of the Face-
“We were just goofing off and making Lifters are scattered along the northeast
music,” Boyle said. “Some of the original for the time being, they meet up back in
guys left, others joined, and we started New London once a month for band prac-
playing shows.” tice. They hope to play at An Beal in the
New London already has a great music next few months and are planning shows
scene, so the FaceLifters found themselves in Brooklyn.
in a place where their music could re- Just this past Saturday they played at
ally thrive. Their first album, “Bodily Func- I AM FEST in New London with Mates of
tions”, was released in 2005, followed by State and We Are Scientists.
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rities, design- Vuitton, employees
ers, and their Maria Del Russo & Lynette Perez performed a syn-
very own FNO A&E Editor | Staff Writer chronized dance
tee shirts. throughout the
Stores every- store and in the dis-
where stayed open until 11:00 p.m., playing play windows. However, they were not the
music (often live), serving hors d’oeuvres, only store with live displays.
champagne and other beverages. Overall, they Diesel on Fifth’s display window was
really offered customers a fun-filled night of filled with MTV’s Real World and Road Rules
shopping. casts. John Roberts, Youtube superstar, host-
With a line wrapping around the block, ed a challenge in which shoppers had the
Bergdorf ’s was impenetrable. According to opportunity to be featured in the window,
the “New York Post,” actress Sarah Michelle provided that they went into a confession
Geller, aka Carrie Bradshaw, only stayed for room and confessed an embarrassing secret.
four minutes before being whisked away from Stores that included thoughtful customer
the crowds. As an escape, shoppers flooded interaction naturally received the most at-
Madison Avenue. tention.
Porsche Design was serving up mango With forty percent of the proceeds from
margaritas and raspberry champagne cock- sold tee shirts going to the New York City
tails. Fashion bloggers snapped photos of AIDS Fund in The New York Community
lucky fashionistas and dancers danced in the Trust, Fashion’s Night Out proved yet again
windows. that a good time had by most can benefit
Spotted in Barney’s were Alexander Wang many. Q