Funny Euphemisms

PRISION HORSES ZEBRAS

FEMALE SON DAUGHTER
STABBY WRITER THING PENCIL
50 STATES THAT ARE UNITED AND PART OF USA
AMERICA
RAW TOAST BREAD
HORSE DOG DONKEY
HOT MEAN WATER COFFEE
BEE SAUCE HONEY
LAND BOATS CARS
SIDEWAYS FLOOR WALL
SAD DONUT BAGEL
WHITE BROCCOLI CAULIFLOWER
ARM FOOT HAND
RELATED ANNOYINGS SIBLINGS
PANTLESS THUNDERGOOSE OSTRICH
FECAL DONATION DEFICIENCY NOT GIVING A SHIT
DEVIL’S SPAWN CAT

Here are 20 euphemisms

1. Over the hill.

In other words, you are past your prime.

2. Between jobs.
You are unemployed.

3. Powder your nose.

You are using the bathroom.

4. Spending more time with the family.

You were fired.

5. A little thin on top.

You are bald.

6. Knuckle sandwich.
You were punched.

7. Temporary negative cash flow.

You are broke.

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8. Cut the cheese.

We all know what this one means.

9. Perspire
In other words: you are sweating.

10. Senior citizen.

You are old.

11. Au natural
You are naked.

12. Montezuma's revenge.

You have diarrhea.

13. Danced his last dance.

He is dead.

14. The call of nature.

You have to go to the bathroom.

15. Horizontally tall.

You are fat.

16. Office manager.

You are a secretary.

17. Losing your lunch.

You have to vomit.

18. Character lines.

You have wrinkles.

19. Park your breakfast.

You have to poop.

20. Follically-challenged.
Once again, you are bald.

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