Fest i val Of f er i n gs f r om Back i n t h e Day
By Or li Kadar
Vol u m e 49A, I ssu e 4
A Rebu t t al t o t h e Ar t i cl es Abou t t h e New
Bu i l di n g
By M ia Gor don
In r egar d to the last couple of ar ticles
about the New Building, and about how it?s
too m oder n, I w ould like to set som e things
str aight. Sur e the New Building does look
m oder n, but w hy so cr itical? A lot of people
w or ked har d on that building, and w hile I
agr ee that it is ver y m oder n, that?s not
necessar ily a bad thing. It gives the cam p a
m oder n and tr endy look, and it dr aw s a lot of
attention. Another thing is that it w ill fit so
m any m or e kids than the old cr eative star ts.
It?s r eally nice looking too, stop the hate!
I n t er v i ew w i t h Aar on
By Oisin Asaad
Q: W hat is your favorite sport?
Aar on: Gaga
Q: W hat is your favorite color?
Aar on: blue and gr een
Q: How long have you been working at CRCAP?
Aar on: 18 year s
Q: W hat is your favorite place at CRCAP?
Aar on: Tent Stage
Q: W hat is your favorite thing to study?
Aar on: M usic
Q: W hy is music your favorite thing to study?
Aar on: I like to play m usic and listen to m usic
Back in the day, w hen ther e w er e less things to do,
and far m ing w as all the r age, the festival offer ings
w er e ver y differ ent fr om m oder n tim e offer ings,
her e ar e a few exam ples.
1. M ilk tasting w ith Jebidiah
Sever al differ ent CRCAP cow s w er e m ilked, and a
panel of taster s w ould guess w hich m ilk sam ple
cam e fr om w hich cow.
2. Bladder Ball w ith Cor nelia
After one of the CRCAP pigs w er e r oasted for lunch,
the chef w ould clean and inflate the bladder for the
youngins to play w ith. Kind of like a balloon.
3. Butter -chur ning w ith Abr aham
Each child w or ks a butter chur n and at festival day
ther e ar e fr ee butter sam ples.
4. Har vesting Club w ith Theodosius
A club com pletely and entir ely devoted to
har vesting those succulent CRCAP cr ops, like cor n
and beans.
Don ?t Eat Yar n
By Henr y Thacher
Hi. So, I needed an idea, and som eone asked w hy
not to eat yar n, I don?t know w hy. But anyw ay, you
totally shouldn?t and this is w hy.
* Your m outh w ill feel fuzzy, so you w ill
* Have bad dr eam s, and then in the m or ning, you?ll
r ealize that
* Your cat chew ed on the yar n too, so
* You w ill lose your appetite for your next tw o
m eals,
* Depleting your ener gy, so
* You w ill be sluggish at school, m eaning
* Your fr iends w ill dr op you,
* You w ill tur n to social m edia,
* Develop an addiction,
* The constant scr eens w ill deplete your br ain cells,
* You w ill not be loved or m ar r ied,
* You w on?t have an incom e,
* You?ll becom e hom eless, and finally,
* You?ll die alone, scar ed, and cold, w ith your eyes
glued to your scr een.
* (Bonus: The m edical exam iner w ill steal your
pr ecious phone.)
And all this could have been avoided, if you had just
left the yar n to your cat.
W hy Ron al do i s bet t er t h an M essi
By Zachar y Gr oss
* Author's Note: To have a good
understanding of this article, you must
have heard of M essi and Ronaldo.*
At fir st glance M essi m ight look
better , having m or e goals then Ronaldo,
but that isn?t w hat m akes you a good
player. W hat m akes you a good player is
your com m itm ent to the gam e, and
Ronaldo show s that. Stats show that
Ronaldo has m or e header s than M essi.
Befor e you say, ?how to header s count??
They count because it show s that
Ronaldo is a m or e physical player. It?s
easy to get a good pass and then shoot,
it?s not as easy to head the ball, because
heading is ver y physical and isn?t just a
sw ing of the leg.
Another w ay to pr ove my
statem ent is that Ronaldo has m or e
penalties. Befor e you say ?Ar en?t
penalties bad?? Well, getting m or e
penalties show s that Ronaldo is m or e
physical and is m or e of a gam e player ,
not only a goal scor er , even though he
scor es a ton.
Som ething else is that Ronaldo has
w ay m or e penalty kicks. This m eans that
he w as in the gam e m or e, and got fouled
either because the other team thought he
w as a thr eat or because he w as in the
gam e fighting for the ball and got fouled.
Another w ay Ronaldo is super ior
is that he's m or e of a team player. In a
gam e betw een Por tugal and Fr ance in
2016, Ronaldo got injur ed but he still
played a huge r ole in the victor y. That
w as because he w as an inspir ational
leader to his team , and even though he
w asn?t playing for m ost of the gam e he
w as ther e playing in spir it.
M essi m ay have m or e titles, but
that?s because he is on a good team .
Ther e ar e m any other gr eat player s on
M essi?s team , and i'm not saying that
Por tugal doesn?t have any other good
player s, but if you took Ronaldo and
M essi out of ther e team s, Bar celona
w ould pr obably beat Por tugal.
If you disagr ee w ith my opinion
please tell m e w hy you think M essi is
better. If you like Por tugal like m e, they
ar e playing on the 30th! GO PORTUGAL!
Rat i on al Fear s
By Or li Kadar
1. The Goat-M an
That?s not the r eal nam e, but it?s a r eal holiday
featur ing a goat-m an hybr id that com es into your
house and takes aw ay naughty childr en. I m ay be off
by a little, but I vividly r em em ber being show n a
pictur e of the goat-m an and being told about this
holiday. Ver y scar y.
2. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
It?s a m ovie about a dad that tells his childr en a stor y
about a tow n w her e childr en ar en?t allow ed, and any
childr en that ar e discover ed ar e put in a dungeon.
But the scar y par t is that in the stor y, the fam ily
jour neys to this land, and the m an that takes aw ay
the childr en is disguised as a candy m an. Also, he has
a r eally cr eepy voice. M aybe he?s r elated to the
Goat-M an.
3. Licking Envelopes
I have a fr iend w ho w atched that one episode of
Seinfeld as a young child w her e the lady dies fr om
licking envelopes. She told m e all about her
exper ience. So that?s w hy this topic is on my list.
4. For ks
M y br other used to do this thing w hen he w as r eally
little w her e he w ould w ave his m etal for k ar ound
r eally fast and I alw ays told him not to because he
w ould take som eone?s eye out. Thankfully he never
did, and he stopped doing that eventually. So just
w atch out for for ks.
5. Fr osty M etal Objects
M y M om alw ays told m e not to put my m outh on the
safety bar of the ski lift because my tongue w ould get
stuck to it, and then the par t that got stuck w ould be
r ipped fr om my head. So don?t lick fr osty m etal
objects.
Thanks for r eading, if you have any r ational fear s or
things you think ever yone should be afr aid of, tell m e
Cat Loaf Li f e Adv i ce Col u m n
By Cat Loaf
Hello Hum an beings! M y nam e is Cat Loaf and I have
com e fr om futur e ear th to answ er your bur ning
questions about life. I w ill collect your questions in a
folder located in the lunch stair s of the activity
center.
Th e Li t t l e Boys.
By Daily Double Team .

Once ther e w as a good little boy.

Som eone m ade him .
Out of paper.
The End.

Once ther e w as a bad little boy.

Som eone m ade him .
Out of paper.
The End.

Once ther e w as an angr y little

boy.
I m ade him .
Out of paper.
The End.

Once ther e w as a cat little boy. Sor en à tr aver s la fenêtr e = Sor en thr ough the window
Som eone m ade him . A bedraggled poet after a long day of trying to get his work
Out of paper. submitted in the New Yorker; if only we knew what was on his
The End. mind. M orne.

Once ther e w as a low quality

little boy. St op Th e Wal k Squ ad: You Rot t en M an go
Som eone m ade him . By Nico Di An-JELL-O, Walker (The good one) Adam s and the
Out of paper. Rotten M ango or iginator , Chloe Cr able
The End
Hello, This is an im por tant m essage br ought to you and
Once ther e w as a sick little boy. cr eated by the You Rotten M ango squad, a gr oup dedicated
Som eone m ade him . to the end of Walker ?s Walk . #Notmysoul #stopthew alk
Out of paper. #NOWALK. You can m eet us dur ing Festival Per iod at the
The End r ound table in the libr ar y on m ondays. #jointoendthew alk
#w alkagainstthew alk . #DON'TJOINTHEWALK
Once ther e w as a bir thday little #THEWALKISBA #START.TO.TALK.STOP.THE.WALK.
boy.
Som eone m ade him .
Out of paper. W h at i s Car di B?s Real Nam e?: A con spi r acy t h eor y.
The End By Isabella Lazar o-Ger e

Once ther e w as a par anoid boy. I think Car di B?s r eal nam e is Car dboar d Box. I think Car di
Som eone m ade him . B?s par ents did not w ant childr en but one day Car di B w as a
Out of paper. baby and w as left in a car dboar d box on their door step. Her
The End par ents w er e not happy about this but they couldn't just
abandon a baby and let her die. So they took her in as their
Once ther e w as a clow n little daughter. They w er e lazy and couldn't decide on a nam e so
boy. they sim ply nam ed her Car dboar d Box. As she gr ew older all
Som eone m ade him . her fr iends had nice nam es and she didn't, so on her 18th
Out of paper. bir thday she legally changed her nam e to Car di B. Her
The End par ents didn't believe in her dr eam to becom e a singer and
they didn't think she had any potential. So Car dboar d Box
Once ther e w as a little boy. becam e a singer. Her car eer gr ew and gr ew now it?s 2018
Som eone m ade him . and she is clim bing the char ts. She has par tner ed up w ith a
Out of paper. num ber of differ ent ar tists. She pr oved her par ents w r ong.
The End Car dboar d Box can do ANYTHING!
An I n t er v i ew w i t h Wal k er , t h e
Sou l -Su ck i n g Al i en
By Ben Cr able
Author ?s notes: I tr y to uncover
m or e about the r um or s that Walker
is a soul-sucking alien m ango w ho
is out to enslave the cam pus, then
the state, then the w or ld. If Walker
conquer s the w or ld, ever yone w ill
liter ally be ?soulless?.
Question 1: Do you suck the souls of
naughty children? Or do you suck all
the souls of people? Do you have a
soul diet?
Answ er : ?M y soul diet is that I don't
eat souls, they?r e too fattening.?
Clear ly Walker know s w hat souls
do to the body, w hich fur ther
explains he eats souls
Question 2: W hat if I told you Aaron
said you were an alien?
Answ er : ?That w ould be tough to
hear , but he is my boss.?
Walker is obviously tr ying to stay
low and avoid suspicion fr om the
people, but that w on?t w or k!
Question 3: On Wednesday night
around Lunch o?clock you were
caught sucking the soul out of a
child who claims to ?have had no
soul before?, your response?
Answ er : ?Lunch is not at night?
Only guilty people avoid the
question!!1!
Question 4: W hy were you hired
even though there is obvious
evidence you are a soul-sucking
alien?
Answ er : ?The hir ing pr ocess is
r eally sloppy?
It?s w eir d that Walker is still her e
despite the fact that he is an alien.
Is Aar on w or king w ith Walker to
take over the w or ld? OBVIOUSLY
I?m NOT saying Walker is an alien,
BUUUTT Walker M AY be an alien
because of these r esponses.
W hy Th e Rai n I s Her e
By Eli Gr assi
So today (Or yester day if Walker is too lazy to publish this on
tim e) a dow npour star ted, w ith som e of the m ost r ain I've
seen all year. This got m e thinking, it's sum m er after all,
shouldn't all the lar ge r ainstor m s be in spr ing? That's w hen it
hit m e. The r ain is a cover up to distr act people. Recently,
Walker has been in the new s a lot, w ith the big r eveal that he
actually steals people's souls. He used his black m agic pow er s
to conjur e a r ainstor m , in hopes that people w ill be distr acted,
and talk about the r ain instead. Well i'm not FOOLED. This
type of tyr anny cannot go on at CRCAP. But luckily, the
r ainstor m took up m ost of Walker ?s pow er , so he m ight not be
able to steal any souls for a little w hile. I say w e use this tim e,
to pr epar e our soul defenses, so w hen he goes to take another
innocent cam per ?s soul, he's stopped dead in his tr acks. He?ll
either be for ced to r esign, looking for another cam p, or he?ll
r un out of souls, and his im m or tality spell w ill w ear off,
causing him to age the 3000 year s he?s been delaying. Either
w ay it's a w in for the cam p. Also, r em em ber to tr y and get as
little r ain w ater on you as possible, as it could also be a
disguised attack fr om Walker. Stay safe, CRCAP
#NotM ySoul #WakeUpSheeple #M ySoulIsM ySoul
#5kWalkFor Walker #DontWalk #GetYour Ow nSoul
#StaySafeCRCAP #Fir eWalker #ThisM em eIsDead
I ?m Ti r ed
By Lucia Saenz
I w r ote this leaning back in my chair so I can bar ely see the
letter s. Now my ar m s hur t for str etching them so m uch to get
to the keys. Betw een ever y sentence I take a little br eak to
br eathe then I keep typing. I hope you enjoyed m e being tir ed.
Bye.
Wor ds I m essed up: br eztg (br eath), btsxk (br eak)
W hy Cat s Ar e Aw esom e
By Leila New m an
Hello y'all. Here I am today giving you about (hmm) as many
reasons as I can to prove to you how cats are awesome.
1. They ar e so cute. Just look into their eyes. Just look .
2. How dar e you not like them !!!
3. Nice
4. Cute
5. THEY ARE AW ESOM E
6. THEY ARE AW ESOM E
7. THEY ARE AW ESOM E
8. THEY ARE AW ESOM E
9. THEY ARE AW ESOM E
10. THEY ARE AW ESOM E
W hen I was writing this I had ?THEY ARE AW ESOM E? written
97 more times and I typed it all by hand but Walker made me
delete it all :( :(
Jol l y Jok es W h at bak ed good ar e you ?
By Helina Lifshatz By Piper New m an

Q: W hat did the hot dog say w hen he w on A. You ar e you nice to all you'r e fr iends even if
the r ace? you don?t like them .
A: I?m on a r oll! B. If you don?t like your fr iends you let them
know.
Q: W hat do you call a cow w ith no legs? C. You ar e desper ate and like any fr iends you
A: Gr ound m eat! can have.
D. You ar e too popular to car e.
Q: W hy do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over bay, they w ould A. You like sw eet.
be bagels! B. You like sour.
C. You like tangy.
Q: W hat happens w hen you tell and egg a D. You like salty.
joke?
A: It cr acks up! A. You like singing.
B. You like Wr iting.
Q: W hy can?t you give Elsa a balloon? C. You like ar t/cr afts.
A: Because she w ill let it go! D. You like r eading.

Q: W hat tr avels ar ound the w or ld but stays
in the cor ner ?
A: A stam p!
Q: W hy did the banana go to the doctor ?
A: He w asn?t peeling w ell!
Q: W hy did the cookie go to the doctor ?
A: He w as feeling cr um by!
Q: W hy ar e teddy bear s never hungr y?
A: They ar e alw ays stuffed!
Q: W hat did the coach say to the br oken
vending m achine?
A: I w ant my quar ter back!
Q: W hy do bee have sticky hair ?
A: They use a honeycom b!
A. Your favor ite shoes ar e flip-flops.
B. Your favor ite shoes ar e sneaker s.
C. Your favor ite shoes ar e boots.
C. Your favor ite shoes ar e high-heels.
Results:
If you got m ostly A?s you ar e a cake, sw eet all
the w ay.
If you got m ostly B?s you ar e sour cr eam lem on
pie.
If got got m ostly C?s you ar e a cinnam on bun,
you ar e sw eet, and all the m elted sugar on top
m akes it easy to sw eep you up in one big bite.
If you got m ostly D?s you ar e angel food cake,
ver y yum my/w ant to be w ith, but com plicated
on the inside.

Q: W hy did the student eat his hom ew or k?

A: His teacher told him it w as a piece of cake!
Q: W hat did the zer o say to the eight?
A: I like your belt!
Q: W ho is the leader of the pencil case?
A: The r uler !
Q: W hat insect is the best at m ath?
A: An accountant!
Q: W her e is the best place to do m ath?
A: Tim es squar e!
Q: W hy w as the cookie sad?
A: His m om w as alw ays a w afer !
Q: W hat do you call a pig that know s kar ate?
A: A por k chop!
Q: W hat do you call a Santa that doesn't m ove?
A: Santa-Pause
Q: W hat ar e pr ehistor ic m onster s called w hen
they sleep?
A: Dinosnor es!
W h at Not To Do t h e Fi r st Week Al l Abou t Fu r r i es: Du t ch i es
of Cam p This ar ticle w as br ought to you by the only fur r ies in Cam p,
By Saskia Abby (Noodle), and Violette (Thunder )

Hello, cam per s! Today I w ill tell Today w e ar e talking about Dutchies!
you about w hat not to do the fir st Thunder : So w hat is a dutchie?
w eek of cam p? that I totally did. Noodle: Well, a dutchie is shor t for a dutch angel dr agon!
1) get an ear infection Thunder : A dutchie is a sm aller , Hor se-sized dr agon w ith
2) get a cold fur , They don't speak though, They scr eam like a par r ot, Or
3) stay hom e fr om cam p squeak?
* w ahhhh!* Thunder : Dutchies ar e m ade by Telephone, Or Ino89777.
4) w ish u w er e at cam p She is the ONLY dutchie w ith a m uzzle. She loves bats,
Okay, now you?r e like, ?OM G, cir cles, and m opping the gr ound w ith her tail.
Saskia! How did such a hor r ible Noodle: The m ost popular Dutchie Youtuber is cur r ently
thing happen to you?!? Well, it?s Telephone
sim ple! It did. Goodbye cam per s. Thunder : Aw w w ! Look at those fluffy ear s! No other
dutchie can have a m uzzle r ing, It stands for the bond w ith
Par adise. After the w ar , all the other dutchies w er e kicked
out, And their m uzzle r ing br oke. Telephone, She stayed
loyal and kept her r ing and chose to leave.
Ar e you an aw f u l per son ? Noodle: I hope you have enjoyed facts about dutchies! Tune
By Noah Fallon and Walker Adam s in tom or r ow for another ar ticle!
Both: Peace!
Ar e you an aw ful per son? Answ er Thunder : Have a good day my fur r y fr iends!
the questions below w ith Yes or
No. Count up how m any tim es you
say ?Yes.?
* If ther e w as a ton of food, w ould
you hog it for your self?
* Would you steal som eone?s item s
in a video gam e if you found out
the passw or d?
* Do you like to see people cr ying
or even scr eam ing?
* Do you punch people w hen you
ar e angr y at them ?
* Ar e you Walker Ander son?
* Do you like do see people in pain?
* Do you w atch ASM R?
* DO you have a bow l cut?
* Do you love to see people helpless
or pow er less (In chains)
If you got 0-3 YES, you ar e
pr obably a gr eat per son! You ar e
not selfish and you like seeing
people happy. You also often do
gr eat things for other s.
If you got 3-4 YES, you ar e
pr obably an aw ful per son. You
love seeing people in pain or
cr ying, and you think it?s funny to do bad things. If you think you got this, tr y to think about w hat
you?r e saying and your actions!
If you got 4-9, you ar e pr obably a REALLY aw ful per son. You love w atching people suffer and you
alw ays do hor r ible things. As M ichael Jackson said ?If you w an?t to m ake the w or ld a better place, take
a look at your self and m ake a change?.
W h at t ype of pi zza ar e you ? Th e Wal k er Fi l es #2
By Eliza By Eliza

1.W hat's your fav food? Hello ever ybody. I have lived another day even though I
A.pineapple think Walker stole my soul.
B.fish
C.steak I got a note in my box and this is w hat it said: ?CYOA suspects
D.br ead that Walker eats souls!-adventur er ?. Well ?adventur er ?,
ever ybody know s that Walker sucks souls so not only did
2.How old are you? ever yone know this but you got it w r ong. Also,if you w ould
A.14-15 like to have som ething about Walker in the paper , m ake it
B.12-13 cool so I can use it to help figur e out Walker and w ho he is.
C.10-11
D.7-9 Anyw ay, back to Walker. I think that Walker m ay also be
w or king w ith Sor en because Sor en seem s to know
3.Do you like parties? ever ything about Walker. This is an inter view I took w ith
A.yes Sor en:
B.no
C.YES Q: How long have you known Walker?
D.not r eally A: 2 m onths

4.W hat do you write with? Q: Do you know anything about Walker?
A.pen A: I know that he is a fear less leader
B.com puter
C.pencil Q: How would you describe Walker?
D.my finger A: Com passion, under standing, and an evil genius

5.Do you like aliens? Q: Are you a evil genius?

A.I am one A: If you w er e I w on't tell you
B.I am becom ing one
C.I like them This pr oves that Walker IS evil!
D.I?m afr aid of them
Also, I just show ed Walker a pictur e of a bunch of cute
M ostly A?s: pepper oni pizza puppies and he didn't even SM ILE; this pr oves that he is pur e
M ostly B?s:cheese pizza EVIL.
M ostly C?s: veggie pizza
M ostly D?s: tater tot pizza M or e info next tim e [if I sur vive]!

W HAT?S W I TH ALL THE BeNEDi CT CUM BERBATCHes?

By M ia Gor don

A lot of cam per s have noticed a couple of str ange Balony Cr abapples pictur es ar ound the cam pus. For
instance, a pictur e of Hagr id but Hagr id?s face is Blijibit Clam ber nar tch. Ther e?s also a car r ot w ith
Buestus Cizibatez face on it. Fir st of all Blejekit is like the m ost handsom e per son in the galaxy and
second of all, um m , w hy? I do have a couple of theor ies as to w hy these ar e her e. M aybe Bestus
Chandelier ius is hiding behind the m iddle building and is leaving us clues as to w her e he is. M aybe
he?s hiding in Aar on?s secr et + abandoned (because of the feather ) car r ot gar den behind the m iddle
building. M aybe Benedr iyll Coathanger is also w ith Robbie Coltr ane (the guy w ho plays Hagr id).
Bar naby Cabbagepatch, if you?r e r eading this can I have your autogr aph, and possibly a pictur e? Thank
you! Also w hat you?r e doing is r eally cr eepy so uh m aybe just show your self? Again thank you. One
m or e thing: please Benjam in Cap?n Cr unch do another Sher lock season! And cam per s keep your eyes
out for Bfw heibeir vegur v3i Cfbhejw r geuir f7ew tir ig32! But don?t go behind the M iddle Building!
W h at t ype of ASM R ar e you ? Th e Qu est i on s of Li f e... or Li gh t
By Cam pbell Adam s By Julia W.

ASM R is descr ibed as the feeling of a
static-like sensation or tingling in the
skin, especially up your spine. It is
usually tr igger ed by sounds like
tapping, squishing, w hisper ing,
scr atching, ear -br ushing, hair play,
and cr unching. It also can be caused
by visuals, but it?s r ar er. We'll take
this test and you w ill know. So let?s
get into it.
Dur ing the school year in science class I lear ned about light
and how w e see. M y teacher told us w e can see because it
bounces off of objects. This m eans that it for m s the outline
and colour of objects. So if w e only see light bouncing off of
objects do w e actually see the objects or do w e just see
light?

Q: W hat is your favor ite color ?

A: Tan
B: Red
C: Blue
D: W hite
E: Black
F: Gr een
G: Pur ple
H: Pink

Q: W hat is your take on For tnite? Q: W hat is your dr ink of choice?

A: Good A: Juice
B: Bad Quality B: Tap Water
C: I like Ali-a C: Walker ?s Blood
D: I like M inecr aft m or e D: Spar kling Juice
E: I am m or e of a Roblox guy E: Coffee
F: I don?t F: Latte
G: I am bad at For t G: Spr ite
H: I LOVE IT!!! H: Coke

Q: How old ar e you? If you chose m ostly A, you ar e Tapping ASM R, you ar e
A: 1-9 alw ays the fir st to do things.
B: 10-19
C: 20-29
If you chose m ostly B, you ar e Squashing ASM R, you ar e
D: 30-39
ver y fun.
E: 40-49
F: 50-59
If you chose m ostly C, you ar e W hisper ing ASM R, you ar e
G: 60-69
silly.
H: 70-79+
If you chose m ostly D, you ar e Scr atching ASM R, you ar e
Q: W hat is your favor ite food?
som etim es annoying
A: Steak
B: Baby Car r ots
If you chose m ostly E, you ar e Ear -Br ushing ASM R, you ar e
C: Avocado
alw ays epic, no m atter w hat.
D: Tofu
E: Fr ench Fr ies
If you chose m ostly F, you ar e Hair -Play ASM R, you ar e
F: Br ead
w eir d.
G: Chips
H: Nothing
If you chose m ostly G, you ar e Cr unching ASM R, you ar e a
Bad Boy/Gir l.