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And yes i realize blacks couldn't actually "live" on the moon. I want them dead
there.
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i dont want to rule the world. and it wouldnt be different. you will always have
the people who rebel and radicalize to have their way. and sometimes, you just
have to deal with that.
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I'd rule it, BITCH! :)
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Well there wouldnt be long days of school and school would only last 2 months
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it would probably be worse, unless I was god and able to bend the laws of physic
s
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No one would judge anyone for who they are.
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More Chocolate. For everyone.
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you'd be dead first thing
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It would probably be much the same--maybe less of a big govt though.
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I would have foam parties everyday.
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It would probably end.
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There would be no more endangered animals.
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Marijuana would be legal :)
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Everybody would have to masturbate in a bucket and feed to the starving children
. Thus ending world hunger. hahaha I'm sorry.
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If I ruled the world, there would be madness and chaos because I'm not good enou
gh to do the job. :P
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PEACE and LOVE AND WEEED. LOL JK.
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the age of consent would be 2, and all the criminals would be dead. and you have
all of your rights by the age of 4.
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timmeh would be green
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id be effing rich,
and everyone would love me
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Marijuana would be legal and guns would not.
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first off, we'd see a return to more traditional values, we'd stop allowing mora
lity to be consider a grey area where anyone can do whatever the hell they want
and not suffer consequences, the government's place in the people's lives would
however be overall decreased, and the biggest most important change, would be th
e institution of the death penalty for politicians found guilty of being in unno
fficial contact with anyone in the corporate or private sectors.
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I would put more time into exploring space. Other than that it would be the same
.
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I would allow people to be free
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fat harry white boys would get hot skinny chicks for cheeper prices
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less corruption
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there'll be no difference...
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There'd be a lot less people to fuck it all up.
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Christianity would be outlawed.
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haha oh man...
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everyone would be happy.
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umm well douche bags whould definitely not b aloud.
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NAZI!!!
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id be more tan haha
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I would make sure I didn't rule the world. dictatorships suck
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so many ways
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Everyone would have LAZARZ COMING FROM THERE PENIS MOUTHS
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probly a lot worse i couldnt deal with everythoing
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No one would be alive
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nutters
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I would fill it with wealth and desire, a glorious past to admire
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it never would move.
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fuck everyone
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there would be world peace. and no worries about money or politics. it would be
the right dictatorship.
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it would just all be sexier. :]
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I'd super glue everybody's mouth shut.
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No money. There would be no value to anything. We'd all work and trade and just
have anything we liked. Everyone. The poor would get mansions built by thousands
of men just out of the kindness of their hearts. Everyone would have everything
they wanted. And everyone would be happy. There would be no hatred.
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It wouldn't. I already rule the world.
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We would all be nude.!
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TOTAL DOOMINATIOOOOON!!!!
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muahahahahahaha.....
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no obama's
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I fear for the day I rule the world. It would probably become a very scary place
... however, everything would become cheaper and debt would be erased. Because t
here's enough of that around here now-a-days...
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Everyone would b required to read MLIA at LEAST 10 times a day for enjoyment pur
poses only
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there would be peace...by force and crappy music
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In an ideal world, governments would be organized as city-states.
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more nude beaches
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I would burn everyone at the stake who wears short shorts, and fat people who th
ink they fit into extra small sized clothing and all their fat rolls hang out.
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communism! no jk... idk, lol
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Well...I would start with the goventment...
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You'd be dead.
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there would be no such thing as clothes
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weed is legal
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boom
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People would be dying and fighting and starving even more, because I don't know
how to control a planet full of people :P
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You'd all be slaves for one thing.
Also a lot of people would probably be dead...
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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I would never be strong enough to rule it. It would probably suck.
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I'd make sure that there are shut off valves on oil lines.
...just saying.
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BP wouldn't be around anyway.
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i would be a dicatator over all ! muahahahahaha
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first you would be cannonized, then oh then they will play.
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nn
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I would never want to rule the world. I don't think i'm really leader material,
and i don't really want so many people's lives in my hands haha ^_^'
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POT FOR EVERYONE!!! NO WORLD HuNGER!!!
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Everyone'd be vegetarian and all of the land used for grazing animals would then
be used for growing crops. People would live in subsistent villages (thinking a
bout native americans here) and trade with neighboring ones.
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COMMUNIST REVOLUTION.
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it wouldn'y be.
it's not the leader that really matters, but the people.
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I would first of all make Americans understand the meaning of 'Separation of Chu
rch and State.'
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lots or roses
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All of the ladies would be lined up to my throne to give me luvins.
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id fuck everything with 2 legs
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it would be prettier
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Frolicking frenemies and love fests.
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you all would be one large human centipede.
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no more obama
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women would be the most sacred creature on the planet :)
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Wouldn't ...
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There wouldn't be evil people like my stepmother roaming the earth.
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i would rule it.
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sex
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if would be different cause i would be the ruller !! MAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Religion wouldn't exist, technology would be the most important thing in the wor
ld and the educational system would focus primarily on critical thinking and eth
ics in combination with science and history.
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Russell Brand would be dead.
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idk
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sex
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idkk
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First of all i'd have all the evil people for example murderers, rapists, paedop
hiles etc. taken onto a ship, sent out to sea and blown to smithereens and all t
he awesome people can live :)
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You wouldn't exist. JK
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i would be famous.
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everyone would be dead
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watch the movie, the confederate states of america. perfect world!
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muhahahahah! dictatorship!
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It would be like the Iroquios life was. Money would not exist, and people would
share their necessities and luxuries. With money being gone, greed would be gone
. People would no longer steal, or hoard thier own money and possessions to try
to "get ahead in life". Concern for fellow mankind would be reestablished. Look
it up, it was amazing what they had, til the damn Englishmen came over and intro
duced greed and selfishness with their currency.
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itd be awesome
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It's probably suck a lot worse if i ruled it lol
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two words PAR-TAY
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I would have the intelligence, wisdom, patience, power, and benevolence necessar
y to rule the world.
And I would probably not survive very long, because despite my power, I would se
e the pain and suffering in the world, and it would bring me despair and hopeles
sness. Because I would realize that despite my ability to rule the world, I cann
ot save it from suffering.
So I remain a mere mortal, fighting against a larger world, knowing my limits. I
am weak, I can be defeated, I see the suffering and I see my tiny soul fighting
against an impossible foe. I realize my mortality, and I realize my helplessnes
s, so I fight all the more stronger. I fight knowing I will fail. I fight becaus
e it is all I have the power to do.
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It would be different because I rule the world. No ONE rules the world so since
I'd be the ruler/king of the whole world then that is what would be different
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Chocolate would be a food group, alcohol would be free. jkjk
There would be equal rights for every gender, race, religion etc. There would be
one international currency.
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it would be caos... complete and utter caos...
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there would be no poverty and no ways to make people vein and there would be no
disease
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It would be worse. I'd stand down.
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My face would be plastered everywhere and twocans would be more famous than choc
olate!
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There would be no oceans
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All females that have an average BMI would be naked.
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well, bitches would live in kitchens where they belong. i'd also ban the right t
o ask very stupid questions...ahem. fuck you.
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my question :)
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I would get what I want.
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If I ruled the world almost everything would have to be rebuild since we destroy
ed it first. Besides that I would definitely invest large amounts of money in sc
iences in order to advance the technology of humanity. There would also be a req
uired law of staying fit. All the lazy people surviving alone in their homes wou
ld have a hard time readjusting to this new society...
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it would be epiiciccc
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for me? huge difference. for others? might be ending up worse.
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freeeedom!!! no government intervention in personal affairs. the only laws that
would be made would be to protect the freedom of the general population. voting
would be a much bigger deal and the public would be informed and the economy wou
ld be fixed and we would have sound money. the sovereignty of nations would be h
onored and non intervention would be the forign policy. global trade would be en
couraged and all would be well and good.
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Hannah Montana would not be alive.
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There would be a lot less dumb people. Eugenics is cruel, but fun.
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Better education system - more respect for those that work with the benefit of t
he whole in mind.
More.....communistic.
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well instead of there being multiple leaders to many countries i would be the le
ader of the whole world thats how it would be different
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by saying i ruled the world, and then just let everything go back to normal
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i cannot begin to describe how much better off the world would be if i had contr
ol of it. and i don't mean president of the US, because even the president has l
ittle control. nobody really rules the world
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kill all serious criminals. people can NOT have 30 kids. like the duggars, and t
hat octomom. it would be a work or dont eat society. im tired of my mother getti
ng welfare, so she can sit in a chair when she has 4 COLLEGE degrees, and is onl
y 36
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I would enslave all religious people to the salt mines.
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Everyone would were togas. Realy! No Kidding!
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I'd start World War III and it will be...
UNFORGETTABLE!
LOL. :)
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I would run a communist government. I'm not joking. But I wouldn't be a dictator
. My system of government would follow the doctrine of communism that creates a
middle class society, without any rich or poor. It's a good concept, really.
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peace dood
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Auto-Tune would be illegal.
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i would be assasinated within 5 seconds because people wouldn't tolerate my tole
rance
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capitalism. no welfare. no hand outs. you wanna eat? work!
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You would be dead.
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there would be less people and everyone would be chill.
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something
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Free hookers and weed.
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Can't say....,
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It wouldn't be, who can really change the world?
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comunism
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I'd fix the oil leak by stuffing BP executives into the break. :D
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NAKED SUNDAYS!!! WOOO!!!
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poeple wouldnt be so ignorant.
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many ways....many...many ways
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I would never want to rule the world .....
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oooooh boy. Let's not even go there...
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I wouldn't want to.
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A lot more people would be pissed off
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There would be snakes!
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I Would Not Want To Rule The World o.o
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It would be worse.
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I would make racism punishable by law.
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No.
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I would love you...
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i dont know
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Watch the movie "Zeitgeist the Movie" and "Zeitgeist Addendum". It's a free movi
e on their website. Google it.
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no pants. ever. NEXT QUESTION.
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the government wouldn't lie so much, and there'd be way more war.
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naked hot women, always, its a rule and if they disobey they must have sex with
me. ANd you must shave your vagina, and ass hole, cause if you dont your a nasty
whore
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I'd make stupidity illegal!
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world peace, no world hunger, no global warming, etc...
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No war. Music Programs in every school. School for those who don't have it. Hope
fully homes and food for the homeless. And help for the sick. How would it be di
fferent for you?
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It would probably be chaos!
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less jews
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Equality. Everyone would be equal.
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It wouldn't be.
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peace for all
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Japanese would be the main language.
//_O
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It would be a lot more liberal... Because I would kill off all of the republican
s. :'D
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Abortion, Marijuana, Gay marriage, and Stem Cell Research would be legal everywh
ere
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weed would be legal
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I'd distribute the power more..
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I would never want to rule the entire world... Maybe a little piece of it, a cou
ple hundred acres or so with enough nice people to build and maintain robots to
farm it with so there'd be enough food and computers to go around, but the entir
e world? No way.
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pink.
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It'd be happier :D
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it is against my religious principals to answer this question!
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Lower population ---> less problems
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All men with nice, feminine legs would be required to wear booty shorts.
I have a thigh fetish :/
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well... i would spend a lot more money on science and space exploration for a st
art.
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I don't know... A lot more peace, and a lot more trees, and... a lot less cars.
I'd make public transit the ONLY way for travel except for deliver trucks and st
uff...
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There would be no 'rulers'. We would have nice, peaceful, equal communities wher
e no one starved, or carried concealed weapons.
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i would give up my crown
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we would all be nicer
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KID ARMY!!!
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No weapons
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i'd get rid of all the assholes
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I would mandate certain fashion guidelines. Most people would hate me for it. So
I probably wouldn't really do that.
Nothing. Being a good leader is really hard.
Maybe more emphasis on better internet? Different software development systems t
hat actually acknowledge the fact that data is free, and that no program should
be held back from someone who wants it?
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watch code geass and you'll know exactly what i'd do.
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pizza, lots of pizza
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You would be dead.
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more food
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Homo's would be accepted.
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kill the straight people!!!!!
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We'd eat candy and ice cream for every meal.
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it wouldn't be different because i'd be too busy with your mom
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Murder would be an international sport.
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We would be hunter gatherers
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NIGGER
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Ive anwsered this question before....
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no mexicans
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No one would age past 25 and it would rain milk-chocolate from the sky.
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everyone would eat cake
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alot
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no fucking homework lol
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It would be ALOT better.
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more free sex
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The world would be a paradise and my face would be on everything.
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i would be the ruler and a meter would equal an inch.
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you dont wanna know haha im evil lol
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All the stupid people would be sent on a very long vacation to greenland
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I would let my people play video games instead of working and the way I pay them
is if they beat my high scores. which I think would be impossible. hahaha [[Evi
l Laugh]]
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no war.....
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no religion
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Weed would be legal. (:
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peaceful. independent
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it wouldn't
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it wouldn't
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I would rule it, obviously.
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everyone would have to bake cupcakes everyday
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It'd be different cause I'd be having sex with every STD-free chick in the world
.
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You would be dead
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what is this i dont even
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it wouldnt
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it wouldnt
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I would rule with unicorns &dinosaurs &the world would be full of happiness &rai
nbows :D
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City States, pure democracy (Not representative), Socialist, equal rights for al
l, fully atheist, and loads more
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everyone would probably be dead
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no guns... no religion... and that's about it... well no religion in government.
.. no swearing on the bible kind of you stuff.. but ppl can believe in whatever
they want... they just can't use it in government stuff... no bombs... there wou
ld be no borders either... separation causes conflicts... and there would be a w
ell run school in every town/village so ppl aren't so dumb... and no forcing rel
igion on children they can make they're own decision when they're older
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id bring back the colluseum
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Everyone would know my name.
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lots of people would be dead ill tell u that. lol.
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Everyone would have what they need. After that, we'll talk about luxuries.
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WAY
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Less negativity, more love. And more God.
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people couldnt kill wolves and no more tree chopping
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well first off you would not be here
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Nudest
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youd be dead
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Everyone would smoke weed
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There would be no war, and there would be food for everyone and stuff like that.
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There would be no more world :D
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I'm not one to rule.
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WEED=LEGAL, MUSiC PLAYED EVERYWHERE, CHiNESE F00D STANDS 0N EVEY C0RNER, && JENS
EN ACKLES W0ULD BE Mii HUSBAND.. HE W0ULD BE Mii KiNG!!! HAHA :)
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well for one, i would be ruling it :P
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I would not want to rule the world...
BE
AWESHOME!!!!
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Trust, you'll now in three years.
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No religion
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I would open ALL borders. There would be no U.S. no ownership, no property, no m
oney. No prisons (reform would be the rule, not containment.)
Life as you know it, my friend, would not exist.
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The US wouldn't be such douchebags.
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I'd have a toilet on every corner to poo poo in
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limited government, capitalistic economy... like america 9, 10 years ago all ove
r the place
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things would get done
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constant orgies
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Obama wouldnt be president!
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you would bring me lunch
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I'd make sure everybody had food, and tax the super-rich. Nobody really needs bi
lions of dollars.
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the world would be very screwed.
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Everyone would be dead
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Pie!
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id make work illegal. and sleep and eat.
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lots of hoes everywhere
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It probably wouldnt, I would most likely become selfish with the power I have an
d become a tyrant and be overthrown by the rebels of the world and end up being
killed...
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No LOLcats!
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I would nuke Yankee Stadium.
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no welfare
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All food would be healthy and organic, and i would make sure no bugs got stuck i
n the food-making machinery and mixed in with the food. I would have a million f
riends and swim in a pool in my backyard every day, as well as zipline and fly i
n airplanes often.
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you wouldn't be alive.
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it wouldnt
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My name wouldn't be Barack Obama.
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What kind of rule do I have? The rule of a dictator, the rule of an elected demo
cratic official... what are we talking about here?
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idk i hate politics
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i would rule it
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everything would be purple:)
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black people
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It would be no longer.
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Haha, Well first nuclear weopons would be destroyed, everyone would have heath,
dental and vision care, promotions and jobs would be skill based, not racially b
ased. Pot would be legallized :) and! mostly everything would be purple.. Thats
about it, unless of course I think of something else. Maybe like all men must ha
ve 6 pack abs and wear speedos? lol jk
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I'd rather not
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Many more weapons.
-J4<k 0f B|4D35
"Si Vis Pacem, Parabellum."
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No more religion, and education for all. Imagine what just those two things woul
d fix and improve.
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if i ruled the world, skipped questions wouldn't come back again on two cans and
string.
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No more drugs
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All people would know what personal freedom really means.
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No mexicans. HAEHAhahhaha
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How to be a Successful Evil Overlord
by Peter Anspach
Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are
all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord
I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destro
yed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, de
ranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the
same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...
The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face
concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymo
usly imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain
of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragon of Eternity. It will
be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakne
ss.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will
you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No,
on second thought, I'll shoot him and then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a qu
iet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the
final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If
it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled, "Danger: Don Not Pu
sh". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bul
lets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will
clearly not be labelled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel room
well outside my border will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove
it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to
show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my p
lan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least several round of ammunition
emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcemen
t of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred unt
il after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form
of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital count-down. If I find that suc
h a device is absolutely unavoidable. I will set it to activate when the counter
reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thi
ng I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice
.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp
power would easily fail, it would prove a fatal distraction at a crucial point
in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but o
ne look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal l
aughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a
more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legion of
Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormt
roopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defea
ted and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not
consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their
use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and
/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be ov
errun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strength and weaknesses. Even t
hough this takes some fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "
No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantane
ous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of mach
inery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inac
cessible spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is prob
ably someone just as attractive which is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I
will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bed chamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems wil
l have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will a
lways carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and
into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confu
sion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieve
s in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and
abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, wor
ld-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcements and/or romanti
c sub-plot for the hero or his side-kick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just
to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a sta
inless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly,
outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now t
hey just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let al
one the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to
the cell door on my person instead of handing copies to every bottom-rung guard
in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tell me my Legion of Terror is losing a battle, I w
ill believe him.. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere,
I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them t
o grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the fore
front of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his
army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-we
apon, I will use it early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in rese
rve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all of those pesky time travel devic
es.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret
, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filchi
ng keys that happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful
rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly
betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the
pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the othe
r guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what
in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my wea
pon, point it at him and say "And here is the price for failure." then suddenly
turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man poss
ibly do?", I will ------------------------------------------------------ "This."
and kill the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay
him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with resp
ect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately co
me after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will
not send all of my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize
something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be
completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions of
the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people
oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my
castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might
not know about.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never,
do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cros
s it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Leg
ion of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that
require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qual
ified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legion of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot le
arn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read
the owners manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically an
d toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am
thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be use
d. Note: This also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?" I
will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural sup
ports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they wil
l be kept hot, with none of this nonsense about flames going through accessible
tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a compentant psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual
phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be disadvantageous.
65. If I must have a computer system with publicly available terminals, the maps
they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That roo
m will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as
Sewage Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watche
s someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints and then
subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm s
ystem.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructe
d to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only re
asonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time o
nly. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at
state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster homes, not abandoned
in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in
groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears m
ysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and ca
ll for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made
a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case
the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to
taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon, instead of using my unstoppabl
e super weapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, eve
n though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-
year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "P
roject Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legion of Terror to attack the heroes en masse, instead o
f standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a tim
e.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle wit
h him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the
edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is
not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance
to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait u
ntil my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legion of Terror "And he must be taken alive-" the comman
d will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonable practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it h
as been employed it will be melted down and made into limited edition commemorat
ive coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troop
s instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and
closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, an
d am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will
drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the c
rucial support beam to a heavy, dangerously unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to l
eave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of
trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g
. "Align the 12 stones of power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion
at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more alone the lines of "Pus
h the button/"
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded
.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will
not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for
incompetence then send the same group out to do the task again.
89. After I capture the hero's super weapon, I will not disband legions and rela
x my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all,
the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my main control room so that every workstation is facing a
way from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agi
tated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might
actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead, I wi
ll say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of
my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplat
ion I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gu
llible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and the underling who fai
led or betrayed me, I will die first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a u
seless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguard
s. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cell mate tells the guard it's an
emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening the cell for a
look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on th
e outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the
door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective
surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor thei
r activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. How
ever, if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spe
nd all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermi
ttent occasions when they are saving each other' lives at which point there are
hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data files of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I wil
l provide each of them with free, unlimited internet access.
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So much more cowbell.
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every one would wear giant prostetic noses so i dont feel diffrent
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i would be in charge?
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I'm not that great at macromanagement, so it'd probably all go to pot.
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Cookies would be widely available.
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no jews blacks or mexicans
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legal pot and prostitution
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You would die....
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Free everything.
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It would be differt because i would be rulling it obviously(:
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hahah oh because i rock and junk ;)
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Everyone would be happy. All the time. Whether they liked it or not. Well...not
really. I don't know I guess...
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umm.....i'd probably pick someone else. lol. i would suck at it.
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Woah nice question, umm i would try to help the enviornment as much as i could t
hen stop war
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every one wold b naked
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it wouldn't be any different.
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Ponies and Unicorns would live in houses and we would be poor and you people wou
ld be their servants... no jkjk
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it would be marxist communisim thus making the world amazing
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no one would be homeless
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zebras would roam the streets freeley. houses will be painted rianbow. and pigs
would eat at the dinner table with us
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it would be pretty much amazing.
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I would break all of the guns.
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Boys would have periods! Not girls.
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Way tougher punishment for crimes
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Morals would be more important. There are ways to quantify how strong someone's
empathy response is by using MRIs. I'd weed out sociopaths from politics and eve
ryday life, so people could trust one another like they should be able to.
And oh, you couldn't go from Senator to President. You'd have to be Governor fir
st, or AT LEAST mayor. How the hell can you manage a nation when you've never do
ne anything but vote yes and no? Senators don't manage, they vote...and often in
their own interests.
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More Diiiiiiiiiiiiiick
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it would be no different. I wouldn't change a single thing in it.
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there would public speakers playing music...like f axel or whatever..
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Everyone would be happy whether they want to or not!!!!!
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id kill all the gay people and dudes and fat girls. and babies
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It wouldn't/
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Everybody would be my sex slave!!
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This is probably one of the best i have seen. I do not believe that the world sh
ould be ruled
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Hooray socialism!
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WE WOULD HAVE FLYING CARS :D
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Ok.
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Complete social equality. More aid to the less fortunate. Stuff like that...
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a lot more random than it is now, let me tell you that!
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NOT SURE
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you'll find out
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You wouldn't be in it.
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i like turtles
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there would be shopping centers for EVERYONE!!!!! INDIVIDUALLY
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no bullets. Guns, sure, but no bullets, or missiles or bombs or grenades or any
of that fun stuff. Kill each other with swords and bows and arrows like civilize
d people.
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guys wouldnt be assholes. and there would be no cheating.
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Lots more free love
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no more war, no more trouble :}
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Think "Death Note" but better
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Genetic dead ends eliminated.
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more kittehs!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it would have teddybears
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everyone would be naked
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i would be a millionaire
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I would have God back in schools and try to fix this oil spill
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Less kids dropping out of school.
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This site would be shut down
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Jelly would not be sold
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barak obama would not be president... thats one thing...
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i would release the secret technology which has been black shelved. if you dont
believe that, i would release the lithium battery patented technology by the oil
companies which would improve electric car efficency ten fold. id try to bring
free energy to the world basically
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A lot less of the dumb going on.
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You'd lick my nipples :D
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Everyone would be dead.
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I'd make a rule that if anyone two people ever got in a dispute...they'd both be
killed instantly. That way everyone's too horrified to ever get angry, and peop
le who do get angry are soon gone. Thus creating world peace through absolute te
rror.
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No currency.
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there would be no such thing as money
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More chesse
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the world would have a single ruler that was too lazy to do anything.
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it'd have more pazazz
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No clothes!
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Slavery mutha fucka
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better
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yes
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you wouldnt be in it lol
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There would be a lot more bubble wrap.
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I would rule the world with an evil Communist regime. I would heavily encourage
/ force the general populace to work for the greater good, and never seek superi
ority and selfishness. Any violators of my rules would be punished by death.
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Probably exactly the same, I'd only screw it up.
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sexxx
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My love would live with me.
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my friend would be back to life
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More nudity
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Nyahahar!
You would be my little pony, and I would ride you all the way to congress.
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every one would be miserable, not just me.
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FREE PIE
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I would make Basketball The only sport
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id tazer someone if i caught them bullying someone else.
thatll teach them.
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I would dissolve all national governments, set up a democracy, and then step dow
n from power.
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"Hot" females would be required to be naked at all times
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it would be called catt land
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no idiots
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It would be the shiznit
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socialism
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it wouldnt exist
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Canada would be the awesomest place, but you will be forsaken if you irritate me
.
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penis.
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Brian wouldn't exist
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i would have all the girlz
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religion wouldnt exist.
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It would be on fire (no joke, I'm a pyromaniac).
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There wouldn't be religion.
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i would have whatever i want
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poop would rule the nations
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id rule
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World peacee. :)
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no weapons
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all girls would be naked
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everyone but me would work endlessly in my icecream castle making me statues of
100% dog shit
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I would rule?
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Im Free
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very different
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no welfare
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less pants more handguns
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No one would feel let down. Everyone must smile
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fuck that. this world has no need to be ruled, only destroyed
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Uhh, you wouldn't be here (:
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u would not be here
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iran iraq and all those useless countries would be destroyed
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peice would be more attainable
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I would have everything i could every want and the working class could suffer. i
dont give a shit
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Well, I'd either put grandmothers in charge, or I'd rule a strict fascist dictat
orship.
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Well, there'd be a lot more fire. And dead people.
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it would probably be a worse place
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less infracstructure.
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no gays, no jews, and no blacks
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I dont think itd change
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More education, more unification, a common language. It would bring people toget
her more. One big army to break down the groups of people that decide differentl
y.
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i would have grundle armys
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oooo, many many ways...
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itd be amazinggasmicawsome
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Um... I don't think I'm qualified to rule the world. So it'd probably turn out w
orse, despite my best intentions.
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it would be a square instead of a sphere
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It would be my own type of government. A mixture of capitalism and socialism, bu
t more-so socialism.
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Public education would get a SERIOUS make over.
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i would have unimagainable power and rule with a iron fist
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dont get me started
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I would destroy all bugs.
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Most people would be dead or sex slaves....
Duuude. That would be epic. MOAR FOODZ LESS WARZZZZZZ YESSSS. That would be my m
otto.
The world would love me.
Cheah, you know it.
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If I ruled the world it would be outlawed for chicks to wear anything. at all.
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Is it truly possible to rule the world? I have my doubts, but, for theoretical p
urposes..I suppose the world would be chaotic because I would not know how to sa
tisfy the entire world.
How about yourself, how would you answer your own question?
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world peace and cookies for everyone
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Chuck
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I'd be more popular
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mexicans would rule the world
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Marshmallow Fluff.
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thered be no niggers or spics
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It would be better for me.
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there would be less laws, and more independence
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It wouldn't suck. FEED PEOPLE YOU IDIOTS THEY WORK FOR YOU!
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world peace
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Women must take sandwich making classes
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Cuz I am I pirate!
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I'd throw all the idiots in a cess pool.
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kool-aid seas
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Everyone would wear green.
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I don't think it would be that different, I'm not sure anything I did wouldn't j
ust make things worse instead of better.
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let's just say we wouldn't have to worry about overpopulation anymore
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there would be no more minorities
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Communism that wasn't based around greed. We would all share the wealth without
loopholes.
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No wars. :]
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oh jeez. id probably screw it up.
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everyone would be asian. no exceptions
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We would no longer deny the existence of Pokemon.
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I would be ruling it.
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there would be unicorns.
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no gods, less children, fewer gender roles, more time spent outside, and much mu
ch better education
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I would have more than one girlfriend muahahaha
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youd be gay!
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I'd have a very hard time ruling the world. I enjoy helping too much.
That said, there isn't really a good way to rule the world. No matter what, ther
e's going to be conflict.
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If your not white your wrong
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It would be worse because I am evil. Only God can rule the world, which he will
do one day
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I would enslave all the women.
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You wouldn't be alive, most likely.
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well first off u wouldnt be here
second off obama would be shot
and lastly everyone would ride around on magical unicorns
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it would be like star wars, but more fear lol.
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The world shouldn't have one ruler.
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Everyone would travel around on top of their own Giant Crab and also receive a c
omplementary mint on their pillow before they went to bed. Even at their own hou
se
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If I ruled the world, and everyone acted like me, there would be more space betw
een people's homes.
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it probably would not have lasted this long
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no people like you
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it would be awesome. no taxes XD
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So different, you wouldn't even recognize it.
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Obama sure as hell wouldnt be any place near office!
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i would stop all this stupid terrorist crap
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no black predident
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Cuz i would WIN
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DROP IT ON YOUR EFFFFIN' HEADD!
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Everyone would be naked. Wearing any clothing at all would be punishable by lega
l raping of them by anyone around.
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it would be a dictatorship
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oh jeeze
let me tell you
i would rule everything
and Obama robots will kill off all the people I hate
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Everyone would be a vegetarian.
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America would actually have an american president
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that would be scary
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you could buy drugs and alcohol and cigarettes at any age
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every household would legally be required to own at least 1 games console prefer
ably ps3
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Women would have to carry and use Vagacil. Also weed would be legal, and everyon
e would have to take a shot first thing in the morning... fun day.
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Your mom would be the Queen
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CHAOS (unintentional)
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it'd be beast. (:
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There you be fir and screaming and there would be people getting pineapples shov
ed up their ass and... I mean, there would be sunshine and people would dance in
circles. XD
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you'd be dead.
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no one would be homeless
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I DO RULE THE WORLD!!!
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Less pollution. Less global warming going on inm general. Plus school would be a
little different.
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i would make everyone a slave
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all jews and niggers would be dead!!! :)
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itd be breanna-land the ultimate AWESOMEST place ever!
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peace and love!
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It wouldnt o:
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Well, all those middle-eastern cities that are home to muslim extremists would b
e nuked into oblivion. Then humanity could move past this ridiculous era and go
forward without dragging that fundamentalist anchor around.
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Well let's see:
The world national athem would be "Working for the Weekend" by Loverboy, and eve
rytime I entered a room they would play "The Kid Is Hot Tonite" by loverboy as w
ell.
Also I would blow california up and send it adrift at sea where it belongs
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omg is this jen? she wanted to blow it up but i talked her outta it so your luck
y. were just gunna rule the world. mary j will be legal and its gunna be the law
to have to grow at least 20 plants. 5 for us and the rest for the growers
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go google 'death note'
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we'd all be penguins
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It would ether be awesome or it would be horrible.
Depends on the mood I'm in when i get the world.
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you'll find out soon enough.....
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No more KKK :(
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I'd be the ruler....the world would be competent for once. Watch out, aliens!
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slavery
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ther would be no clothes law
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dont get me ememem started
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id be ruled by me. thats how.
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it would be a better place by far
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you wouldn't be alive to ask this question
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Susan Boyle would have been shot a long time ago.
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it would be in accidental terror.
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Everyone would have gummy bears for every meal!
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I'd live in space.
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nonjdsofodsfhodsf/.
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Obama wouldn't have control over anything, for starters.
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everyone would be equal
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I wouldn't want to rule the world. I'm a man and a sinner and if I ruled the wor
ld my views and ideas would make a lot of people angry. My actions would then go
against my own beliefs. And I would probably end up in hell.
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This "war" bullshit wouldn't go down, that's for sure.
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I'd make everything legal, like babies drinking n that.. and like weed free for
everyone.
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All drugs would be legal.
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well first off u probably wouldnt be here
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i don't think i'd be a very good leader, so probably not much.
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moar pron
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There wouldn't be religion.
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There would be bacon. MOUNTAINS of bacon!
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No focus on climate change. Imperialism would rule the day, though with full hum
an rights, not the imperialism of the early 20th century.
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clothes would be outlawed.
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NO PANTS WOULD BE ALLOWED EVER
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I would rule the world, and before I did not rule the world. That would be diffe
rence. XD
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Absolutely no weapons of distruction.
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it would be very different - vote for me and see
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um complete dictatorship.
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No school, lol
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one currency. no passports. no need for weapons of mass destruction. therefore n
o war. the world would be completely different if there was one ruler.. just thi
nk about it...
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I would ban smoking and all the other vices. It would be a bit better, I think.
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I'd be ruling it.
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The world wouldn't have taxes or inflation and everything would be free.
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traps
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Taxes would be simple, affordable. If you owned land, you own it, if your jobles
s you don't lose your land do to taxes.
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no middle east. lots of protected wildlands. conservative moralss, lots of cultu
ral depth. uhhhh I think thats it. oh yeah. no china or n. korea too lol
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I already do.
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eVERYONe WOULDs be a pothead.
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It'd probably be nicer.
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it would be more awesome
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everyone would be nicer, and own a unicorn ;D
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I'd be awesome
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All the niggers and chinks would be DEAD
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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um,
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everyone would yes.
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fag
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I would rule! with COOKIES
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obama wouldnt be anywhere near president ha
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everyone would be dead :D
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It would probably be much more forgiving. For good or for bad.
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I'd make no war, have everyone speak English, and weed legalized. (:
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it would ROCK
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It would end.
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There would be no budget cuts for schools!
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well, for starters, obama wouldnt be president :P no war.
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no more welfare or ebt for people who dont deserve it and weed would be legal an
d murderers and rapist wouldnt get trial just shot into space as the death penal
ty
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Everything would be like Heaven.
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hi
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it would be SOOO much better
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free drugs
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people wouldn't starve,
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Dude..... i don't know!
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Oranges
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7/11 would be nude day, like 4/20
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It wouldn't be. You can't stop human nature, no matter what rules you put in pla
ce. there will always be those dictators that find a way to rise to power, there
will always be poverty, there will always be good and evil in every form.
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Pure Aryan Race
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I would get the girl
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It would be messier
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i would be the ruler...idk...
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No nukes. No oil.
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there would be no death penalty. instead people would be tortured.
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you wuld be my bitch
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Girls would be more naked and I'd be less virgin by like a 100%
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Everyone would be dead.
-Katsu
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i would make cheese free
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I see what you did there...
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to mean to say
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Communism. Great idea. So far poor fallow through.
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peaceful
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I wouldnt, chelsea would.
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Higher walls at the Mexican Border. Or just take that whole county out. Everythi
ng else is pretty good. Oh and get rid of Obama.
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Fire
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everyone would be dead!
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I'd be supreme ruler, and everyone would bow before me >:]
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people would care about each other and fox news would burn in hell
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NO MORE GAYS!!
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Everybody would have babies
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More dead people
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I would save only the hottest women and do them all day everyday!
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Anyone who thinks Family Guy is "The funniest show ever" would thrown into the o
cean.
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Well, I would probably rule firmly but fairly and there would be no government s
ecrets. The people have a right to know.
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I'd eat chocolate all the time
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Human population would be reduced to a couple million, tops.
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things would probably be a lot more socialistic.
and nations would be strictly punished for everything they do wrong
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the only law is to not kill unless someone else kills someone. But lying and che
ating are okay.
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u wouldnt be posting on the web site -.-
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I dunno. I'd elect a board of officials, and I'd try and make it better some how
. solve some world problems, know what I'm sayin'?
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i dont know.
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We would have a mexican as a president
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It would be different because I would be ruling it.
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will cross that bridge when we get to it
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there would be legal drugs!
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It wouldn't be different at all. That's the sad part.
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Well I like to think that I would keep my head enough to calmly do whats right,
and establish individual meritocracies while keeping cultural groups together, a
nd try to establish effective education systems worldwide while doing my best to
prevent conflict for say, 15 years, and then destroy what my power came from.
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People wouldn't be so stupid. They would have some common cents or they would LE
AVE.
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It would be different in the fact that one man ruled the entire world.
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IQ tests for drivers licenses
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I'd have all Nazis hanged. (I used proper grammar, for some reason, the executio
n is spelled hanged and not hung)
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do you really want to know?
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Survival of the fittest.
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oh dude... you have noooo idea.
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People could do whatever they want provided it didn't harm someone else.
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Obama would not be president.
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Less industrialization, more natural order, self-sufficiency. I hate how depende
nt everyone is. Grow a back bone and do some hard labor instead of sitting in a
plush office complaining about your latte. /rant
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one country
stronger government
benevolent dictatorship
equality
war not tolerated anywhere
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People would die. There would be some forceful population reduction, if you will
.
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Everyone can have free chocolate everyday. Of course, my health and dental care
will be much more advanced and efficient...
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i dunno
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I'd make everywhere one big country, remove censorship and encourage more people
to use creative outlets for their anger.
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Haha. KKK
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Well we would't have countries or money, but we would have peace. Just take ever
ything John Lennon valued, how 'bout.
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it already is
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We wouldn't have to wear uniforms to school. Schooling would be on computers. Ob
ama wouldn't be president. And there would be a national Twinkie day.
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all jocks must die!
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I dont know if I'd be able to... I'd want to kill all the bad guys, but in the e
nd there's really no bad guys
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everyone would have too like tacos or they will get shot
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i would do away with any form of currency no one would be rich or poor....oh and
clothing...that would be gone too!
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far more equality, not perfect, but people wouldn't go without food or basic med
ical care.
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It would probably completely collapse and descend into anarchy. I can't rule a w
orld.
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I don't know. I wouldn't trust myself with the world in my hands.
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yes
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There'd be a significantly lower population of idiots.
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i wouldn't be so lonely.
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there would be no money
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It wouldn't be.
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it'd be peaceful.
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more monkeys in pants on street corners selling tickets to the opera
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everyone could do what they wanted as long as it didnt endanger another persons
life
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They'd be severely shouted at for not liking each other.
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Everyone would have penises.
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Omg!
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it wouldnt suck?
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it would be DEAD
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There would be no countries, only the human race.
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everybody would be named doucheon mandick
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it would rockkkkkkk
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no jews no gays
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extremely
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more rules, uniform currency, sub-rulers (like presidents or people who can be e
lected to rule over small regions), and strong space exploration.
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What do you mean if?
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Cash for gold wouldn't exist.
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NO SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE.
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slavery would come back. but it wouldn't be so bad because I would enslave every
one equally.
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it would too different to dicribe
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Obama wouldn't be president.
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It just would be.
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something like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql3pBSTl58s
jamie cullum - if i ruled the world
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war would be fought with swords and bows and arrows
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it would be very self-centered around me.
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no black president
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hahah ohh everyone would be SO fucked if i ruled the world...on the news it woul
d say "our queen is on her period FUCKING RUN TAKE COVER DO NOT GET IN HER WAY!"
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being an idiot would be against the law. everyone would be educated and classy.
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jus happiness
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Everyone would have to eat pineapple, every day. Then, maybe the world would fin
ally be rid of pineapple.
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everyone would have to crap on everyone else so we could save water. Japanese wo
uld be panished to the pride lands. African Americans would be put to exile. Ame
ricans, especially southern men and women would be treated like ROYALTY (and for
the true rednecks a limited supply of DIP)
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haha i would make sure no illegal immigrants were here
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It would be more peaceful. Wars suck. Men and women would be equal. Less polluti
on, more recycling. Ireland would get the six counties back from the UK. Religio
n would have no influence on the law, or be taught in schools. The death penalty
would be abolished in all countries
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there would be more black people...
jk
but there would be...
-NITD-
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i'd nix money. not sure how but that'd be the first thing on my list
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idk
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it would be juggalo
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Tell me about it..
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it wouldnt
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oh the possiblilities
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I would take all the badness out of the world and try to make it a better place.
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I would make give me 1 dollar. I would be rich as FUCK!
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Best and the Brightest would run areas.
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No war, no strife, no murder... and dick cheney would have to lick my dogs balls
every day at noon
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Idk
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There would be no homophobics.
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It wouldnt. except everyone would get a naptime.
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Well, that's where you get it wrong, you wouldn't rule the WHOLE world, you'd ge
t a section. And I would be supreme ruler.
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More carnivals, less Mcdonalds, less stupid people having 20 kids, more smiles,
less taxes, hug a tree day.
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statues of me
everywhere.
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there would be less people for one
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everyone would have lightsabers
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no
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When I rule the world, possession of alcohol and drugs will be a crime punishabl
e by death, and taking the life of someone, will make you sentenced to death by
revenge of the family.
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militaristic oppression
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it wouldn't
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Everyone would keep their sexism, racism, etc., to themselves. There would alway
s be a third option in the gender question.
- tsinogatnA
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not corrupt.
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it probably wouldnt be all that different. i would try to make gay marriage lega
l i suppose, but thats the only thing i can think i would change. (i have gay re
latives and friends that i know would love to get married to their partners, and
i think they should have that right.)
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All cars would be electric,guns will be burned,nuclear bombs sent into space,gun
s and tanks demolished,and all wars will be fought with swords.
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I've got new socks on.
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it would be a whole hell of a lot better.
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everybody would be at least somewhat happy...
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all would be equal. and night clubs would not have cover charges haha
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It would be perfect:)
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Lightly put, we'd be screwed. :)
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I would measure in yards, not feet.
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If you commit haneous crimes you will be put to death. All citizens would be tre
ated equal and all non-citizens would have to prove their worth to this great co
untry.
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more equality, less environmental destruction and violence
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You'll see...
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it wouldn't be...
*hint* *hint*
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we wouldnt have to worry bout war and taxed and anything we would all live happi
ly ever after
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everyone would stay in their own country that they were born in to minimise wars
.
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It wouldnt run well enough. It'd be communistic.
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I'd be ruling.
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free weed
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It would be more concerned with keeping the planet healthy.
deedee
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everyone would b busy building me a massive monument
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fuck bitches, get money
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There definately wouldn't be a damn healthcare bill. All the world will be happy
.
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it would be a little better then noe and murder of stupid people would be legal
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people wouldnt be starving, and creulity to animals, would never happen again
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idk
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no schooool. i would not be sitting in pass right now!
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less pollution and more public transportation
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I would be filthy stinkin rich!!!!!
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it would be fair
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We would live in a futuristic world due to the fact that religion wouldn't exist
.
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sex
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Nobody would eat meat.
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I hope that the world would be more accepting.
-Krackhead
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I'd halve the population
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There would never be an honest word.
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It would be destroyed.
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I got to admit, if I had absolute power, I'd probably become pretty corrupt. It
wouldn't happen right away, but once it did, oh, things would start going down h
ill.
For one, I admit I'm just a tad bit racist. I mean, its nothing right now, I hav
e lots of friends that are other races, but if I had absolute power . . . golly.
And I'm a pro-war, and have a short temper, so that just about speaks for itsel
f.
Yeah, my rule would not go well.
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I would be rich and everyone else would be poor
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Everything would be different.
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It wouldn't.
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there would be much more socialism.
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Obama would be in Gitmo.
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you wouldn't be in it
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not so much shit and war going on..
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I would make clothes optional
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women would dominate the men
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