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Governor's S �hool East
�The Bridge
Volume 2 2 , Issue 3
17
July 99
Thanks,
After weeks of undercover inves worth of baked goods, spending money, Aaron
tigations, Abby and Aaron (well, more and 33 cent stamps (hey, those add up). (Okay, and Abby too)
Abby than Aaron, butl...umm ...she's In this particular photo, Smitty has
stupid) have exposed the biggest mail opened an envelope and is carefully ex P.S. Due to the extensive time spent
fraud conspiracy to hit St. Andrews tracting the contents. Little did he know investigating the Mail Conspiracy, no
since GSE '98. While hiding under a that Grandma Yovalonda Shclavinski space was left for other questions.
pile of packages, that by the way were had sent that money so that her little Now that this terrible injustice has
never distributed, Abby photographed Billy could get some new sandals. But been brought to light, Advice with
the surveillance picture above. As you NO!! Billy will never see that money. Abby and Aaron will continue as
can all see, the culprit is ...Smitty!! He will walk around barefoot and de usual next week. Please leave your
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That diabolical mastermind has per velop a terrible case of blisters that will problems in the box in the Belk Cen
sonally stolen over one billion dollars cause him to be hospitalized. Grandma ter. Thanks!
by Southerners, including Lee Smith's Franklin ("Mr. Carol " Shobe, ..AI.¥ -t--= -=clooJUP1" It:s haunting me,-ju&\--!1-·--·
loud enough to rouse me from my
Oral History, Anne Tyler's Earthly Pos technology expert Chubba Lishego,
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proudly told the class that she rarely about each other, under Miss Carolyn's
follows recipes. The meal included fried tutelage. Continued on page 3
chicken, potato salad, green beans, and
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Biggie, Biggie, Bigg ie, can't you and the quick and nimble Jennifer ligious zeal. Eight cups a day keeps
see Tarraza-Scully, lovingly called the doctor away!"
Sometimes your words just hyp "Megan" and "Scully" by their pupils, I shrugged, thanked them for their
notize me insist that swing is not an innate gift help, and moved on. ''Nah," I thought.
bestowed upon the few. It is an instinc "I'm pretty sure my suitemates are on
"Hypnotize" by Notorious B.I.G. tive response that everyone possesses, that diet, too."
A dance classic. Its pounding bass "an ability to organize time, space, and 11:56 pm
almost invites rhythmic thrusts of the design," Scully explained to me after a Now that I'm up, I take a much
pelvis. Makes you want to do exotic dress rehearsal. Fearing that my needed pitstop at the bathroom, then
gyrating of the hips. I stroll past the suitemates would not be able to visual glance past the aforementioned room.
room from which t h e m u s i c i s ize such technical concepts, I asked for Still no swing. As if in pain, I gri
eminating, expecting t o see a t least a more elementary definition. "All mace and shuffle back to my once
some form of bodily movement, per right," Scully sighed, changing her tone comfortable reading spot. Lying in
haps the popular hands raised in the to a sultry purr, "Gotta shake your an awkwardly contorted position on
air "like they just don't care." groove thang ... to anythang!" Megan my bed. I stare dumbfoundedly at the
Instead I see the listeners squatting reinforced Scully's philosophy adding, glow-in-the-dark star and moon stick
around the stereo, their heads hung "You have to let the subwoofer 'woof' ers thrown haphazardly on the ceiling.
low in shame. It's as if they're hold its way in, boys!" "Some heaven," I mumble. The lyr
ing a contest to see who can be the "Exactly!" I responded. "They got ics to an old jazz favorite come to me
most sedentary. Where is their the bass, but it's not bouncing its way in my state of unrest:
"swing"? in!" Fearing their adamant promotion
of dance at GSE was losing force, It don 't mean a thing·
Maybe my association with the Megan and Scully gave each other a If it ain't got that swing
dancers for the past few weeks has puzzled frown. "Maybe they aren't get
given me a skewed perspective of the ting the necessary components of the "Ain't that the truth!" I exclaim with
average person's swing. My Femi 'dancer's diet'." Scully suggested. Ex a fierce shriek. My roommate looks
nist Literature class was asked to re pecting to hear the standard list of nu up, alarmed. "Nothing," I reassure
cite excerpts from books, song lyr tritious fruits and vegetables, great for him, then return to my soliloquy. "I
ics, poems, and folktakes to give the keeping that svelte dancer's figure, I was have made a groundbreaking realiza
dances from all over the world a uni quite surprised at Scully's recommen tion. Some people got that swing, and
fied theme. Through countless re dation: "Two words - red meat- and some people ain't. I'm okay with that.
hearsals, I've witnessed the dancers lots of it, but if you're looking for a veg But if you ain't got that swing, don't"
performing difficult and often pain etarian alternative, try the French Fries. "boomp, boomp, badoomp!"
ful tumbles, frantic gestures, and swift If you give the cafeteria workers a sly "Like I was saying, if you ain't got
leaps, accentuating the music with wink, they'll be a little more generous that swing, don't-"
their artistic expression. When per with the Canola oil. For desert, a square "Boomp, Boomp, Badoomp!"
formed with the panache of the GSE of rich chocolate cake- tWo if you want "Ahem! If you ain't got that swing,
dancers, dance can be awe-inspiring. the added energy. And wash it all down don't play the music so loud!"
Still, the GSE dance instructors, with a generous cupful of caffeinated "BOOMP!, BOOMP!,
the lithe and graceful Megan Kane coffee. Above all, drink coffee with re- BADOOMP!"
activities started at 1:30 with the Bubble least amount of time was declared the 1 'Ecole du Gouverneur Est (EGE), les
winner. The membds of the winning etudiants dans la classe de franyais
�' '1wing contest coordinated by Scully
group were David Eady, Ken Chu, Frank peuvent etudier leur matiere sans
�the steps of the Belk Center. At the
Blazi� and Jonathan Byerly (quick no- force ou tension, parce qu'il n'y a pas
same time, GSE students in groups of
tice: these people need to see Bear for de notes. De plus, on fait attention a
four gathered at the lobby of Pate Hall
the off-campus dinner award). Mean- s'a'lluser avec la langue fran9aise,
to start their Scavenger Hunt. For the
while, at 2:00, Smitty held a so'ttball pas ala grammaire ou au vocabulaire.
next hour or so, the scavenger groups
La classe est petite (les etudiants de
frantically searched the St. Andrews tournament and Megan coordinated a
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ter. At the art museum, the students $5 onJ1is campaign, most of the money Pinehurst area is the sole female of the
learned about the artists' methods for going towards four posters which were student body officers. She is here to
creating depth and perspective in a all eventually stolen. Adam also had a study social science and serve as secre
two-dimensional painting. At the memorable speech in which he was tary of the SGA. She professes to love
Virtual Reality Center, students wheeled into Avinger wrapped in a student government having held the of
learned about Phantom, trackers, and burgundy sheet. Besides taking over fices of representative, secretary, and
brand new virtual reality gadgets and for the president if necessary, the duty treasurer at her school. Christa was the
toured the-third floor, where research
of the vice president is to plan upcom only declared candidate for secretary,
ers were busily working on projects
ing GSE reunions, a job Adam looks yet she was still nervous about giving a
such as "Office of the Future." Some
forward to doing. Some changes he speech. Her nerves were compounded
students even got a chance to .wear
plans to exact upon taking office in on election day when she heard about �
the virtual reality headgear and to
clude 7:00 curfews for everyone, the few write-in campaigns for secretary.
roam around a computer-generated
kitchen. replacement of all teachers with mili Some issues she hopes to address in
After both groups have visited the tary personnel, strict dress codes, and clude the water problems at the girls'
Ackland Art Museum and the Virtual campus-wide libertarianism. dorms, later curfews, and later classes
Reality Center, it was time for lunch. Second Vice President Pete Lee also on Saturdays. She would like to tell the
Out in the hot afternoon sun, the hun comes to us from Winston-Salem and students to smile and enjoy their time at
gry students readily munched down he is here to study mathematics. He GSE and that they can trust her to do a
the sun-heated sandwiches, cookies, was a member of his school's student great job. Collectively, the new student
apples, and chips. Then they went m government, although he did not hold body officers are friendly and enthusi
the Morehead Planetarium to view
an official position. Even though he astic. They appear to have strong goals
"Sky Watchers." Afterwards, they
made straight 'A's and had no discipline for the student government and are open
boarded the buses once again and fi
problems, Pete f�l�� to tum in his re to suggestions from students. They
nally arrived back at St. Andrews at
port card on time.. making him ineli know the SGA's job is to hear our con
5:00 p.m. The general consensus
gible for office. Lucky for Pete there cerns and form solutions. They all are
among the math students was that the
field trip didn't have much to do with are no report cards at GSE. He was looking forward to helping make GSE
math but that it was still a better al nervous about giving his carefully a better place for its students in the com
ternative to having classes. planned speech and practiced it in the ing weeks.
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Fast Facts
Off-the-Wall Trivia Floating Around in Dustin Joyce's Head
I lost a game of Trivial Pursuit the state, Utah). one for each state that was in the
�other day, so maybe I'm not qualified )> The only nation in the world whose Union at the time of his first inau
to spout out all of this obscure trivia, ·
flag is one solid color is Libya. Its guration. The $5 -bill has the names
but I enjoy it, so who cares? flag is green. The only word in the of those states printed on the Lin
)> Out of the unusual capitals English language that ends in -sede: coln Memorial, just as the real
file-Antananarivo is the capital of supersede. building has (look at the top part of
Madagascar. )> The evolution of Englis�John 1:1 the building, above the columns).
)> Numbers & Charlotte--Charlotte's from the New Testament (okay, so )> At around 4:00 in the afternoon on
population according to the 1990 I looked this oiie -up) Friday, 16 May 1996, an eight-grade
U.S. Census is 395,934. Estimates in Old English: "On frym5e wres social studies teacher from my
now put Charlotte's population at Word, and tret Word wres mid Gode, middle school in Charlotte made me
around 530,000, making it the and God wres tret Word." tie my shoes in a double knot. The
nation's twenty-fifth largest city and in Middle E n g li s h: "In the sky was thin overcast, and we were
second-fastest growing (right be bigynnynge was the word, that is, standing across Wilmington Street
hind Phoenix, Arizona's capital and Goddis sone, and the word was at from the State Legislative Building
largest city). God, and God was the word." in Downtown Raleigh.
)> Still on the subject of in Modem English: "In the begin )> Ever wonder where the phrase "it's
Charlott�--charlotte's mayor's fa ning was the Word, and the Word raining cats and dogs'' comes from?
vorite song is "Love Shack" by the was with God, and the Word was Well, when house roofs were made
B-52s. Mine is "Orinoco Flow (Sail God." of thatch, animals (including rats,
Away)" by Enya. )> Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, dogs, cats, etc.) found that the straw
)> In honor of our speaker on capital was originally founded by members made a warm, comfortable place to
punishment�egal means of execu of the temperance movement from stay. However, when it rained
tion in the United States: electric Ontario as an alcohol-free city. heavily, the straw became slippery,
chair; lethal injection; gas chamber; )> The Lincoln Memorial in Washing and the animals (including rats,
� hanging; and firing squad (in one ton, D.C., has thirty-six columns, dogs, cats, etc.) in it fel�out, hence
the popular saying.
the bowl on the floor and kick it. _certificates. Dgn' t� bimfher not allowed to use calculators. Out of
Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, they are already expired.
this competition arise a select few high
I want to watch them suffer."
scorers. The names of these mathemati-
13.Change the locks on the door. Don't
cal marvels are posted in each week's
let your roommate in unless he/she
edition of the GSE paper.
says the secret word.
In closing, I would like to send out
Change the secret word often. If your
enormous congratulations to the _high
..oommate can't guess the secret
scorers of this contest. After taking that ·
July 19
Monday
6:45am
1:45pm
Yoga- SmaJI Gy m
Natural Science Speaker-Avinger Staff.· . ·. ·
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3:00pm Director's Discourse
5:00pm Newspaper, Yearbook, Webpage Party- Orange Lobby Editors;
Kate Barnhill
July 20 9:55am Assembly-Avinger Kathryn Monroe
Tuesday 1:45pm Art Class to Fay etteville
3:15pm Math Contest - LA I 02 Reporters:
3:15pm Images of Women in the Media- LA 116(elective)
Robert Basinger
4:00pm AIV Technology - Avinger (elective)
Aaron Catrett
6:15pm Meeting of the Minds- Avinger (elective)
Abigail Clarke-Sayer
6:30pm Poetry Workshop- Gathering Place (elective)
7:30pm Chamber Music Concert - Theater Lani Golstab
Nathaniel Homer
July 21 3:00pm CoJieg e Day - Gy m Dustin Joyce
Wednesday 7:00pm Speaker- John Shelton Reed-REQUIRED- Avinger SunnyKim
Susan Navarro
July 22 12:30pm Keck's Science Class to Fort Bragg Laura Nicholson
Thursday 4:00pm AIV Technology- Avinger (elective)
Anthony Palermo
6:00pm Poetry Reading- Gathering Place
Derrick Preston
6:30pm Foreign Film Festival- Avinger
Adam Shupe
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