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well, I should go.

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All right.I'll tell everybody
here that you say hi.

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No,don'T.I'm mad at them.

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Why?What happened?

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Not one of them called to
congratulate me on our engagement.

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That they might be off the hook
for,because i didn't tell them.

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What?Why not?

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I just didn't,you know,want to deal-

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- come on,it won't be that bad.
- Okay,you know what?

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Here we go.

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Uh,everybody,just wanted
to make an announcement.

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- Pam and I are engaged.
- Hi,everyone.

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I thought you were already engaged.

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- Nope.
- That was roy.

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She was engaged to roy.

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Thank you,angela.

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I got a gift for pam and roy.

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- Do I have to get another one?
- Yes.

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A little close what'soing on?

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************
- ******

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- *****
- No,nothing.

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Nothing,michael.Just saying hi.

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The tall guy got engaged.

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- To be married?
- Yep.

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Sorry.

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pencils down!

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Just kidding.Take your time.

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today is ethics day.

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After they finish the quiz,I'm
gonna run my first meeting here.

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It's gonna be in-sane!

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No,it's not.I have to
read from the binder.

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I got it.I got it.

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I took you to an intimate restaurant

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then to a suggestive movie

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there's nothing left to talk about

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unless it's horizontally

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let's get ethical,ethical

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I wanna get ethical
let's get into ethics,

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yeah let me hear dunder mifflin talk

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your body talk let
me hear your body talk

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All right!

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Why are you helping
her?You're not even dating.

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She's my friend,and
ultimately my strategy

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is to sort of merge
this into a relationship

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without her even knowing.

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Okay,let's give it up
for miss holly flax!

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thanks,michael.

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Today we're gonna have a business
ethics seminar,because recently,

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without mentioning any names,there
has been some misconduct at corporate.
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And we have a very strict ethics
policy,and that employee has been fired.

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Oh,come on.He's right there.

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He was hired.

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- Ooh,check it out,hired guy.
- Nice.

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Okay,elephant in the room.

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Let's talk about it.

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Do I regret what I did?

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Of course I do,even though it was an
amazing ride,and I'll give you an example.

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Anyone see survivor,season six?

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Anyone know joanna on that show?

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In new york city,I hooked up with a
girl who looked exactly like that--

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- indistinguishable,so...
- okay.

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Well done.Good
speech,ryan.You're a good guy.

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let's start discussing those questionnaires
that you filled in this morning.

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"It is wrong to make personal
calls during work hours?

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"Now,some of you marked
that you very strongly agree.

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But ideally you would've
selected totally agree."

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I thought very strongly agree"
sounded stronger than "totally agree.

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"Corporate would like to emphasize that ideally
you would all totally agree with that statement.

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Well,I think we can all totally
agree that holly is totally fantastic.

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Thank you.

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Okay,in fact,""spending a half hour at the
watercooler during work hours is a form of stealing."

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- What?
- Yes,it's called time theft,

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and it's the same as taking
money from the company.

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Can anyonehink of examples of things
that are over-the-line time-wasters?

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This meeting.

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Can't set them up like that.

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why is it okay for smokers
to take breaks all the time?

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If I want to go outside and hang out once
an hour,then I'll just take up smoking.

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I'll do it.I don't care.

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I'll smoke with you.I got
a bag of cigars in my purse.

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Stealing office supplies is another big ethical
area that there seems to be some confusion about.

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Okay.Can we have a moment?

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Can I talk to you for a second?

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A lot of good stuff,and you look-

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- you look fantastic.
- michael.

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- Yeah?
- What should we be working on while you guys are talking?

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Do some--do
some work.

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People expect a lot
from these meetings--

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laughter,sudden twists,surprise endings.

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You need to be robin williams
and M.Night shyamalan.

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You need to be robin shyamalan.

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- Well,I just have to get through the binder.
- Well,it's...just.... you're kind of losing them.

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- I am?
- Yeah,don't think about the stakes.

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- It'll freak you out.
- Okay.

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Well,Michael makes a really good point.

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So,uh,let's just open
this up a little bit.

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Say my name is lauren,and here
I am shopping in a supermarket,

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and I steal a pencil.That's not right.

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Lauren,enough with the pencils.

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No,I have to go over
pencils and office supplies.
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It's part of the ethics thing.

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That isn't ethics.

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Ethics is a real discussion of
competing conceptions of the good.

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This is just the corporate
anti-shoplifting rules.

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I'll drop an ethics bomb on you.

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Would you steal bread
to feed your family?

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- Boom!
- Exactly,andy.

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Yeah,I took intro to
philosophy twice-- no big deal.

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It's a trick question.The
bread is poisoned.

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Also,it's not your real family.

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You've been cuckolded by
a stronger,smarter male.

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No,that's not how it works.

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I would not steal the bread.
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And I would not let my family go hungry.

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okay,but we should get back to business.

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Have any of you ever faced any
ethical dilemmas in the workplace?

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anybody?

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This is a chance for you to say
something without any repercussions.

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Stanley?Oscar,come on.

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Pass.

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I will go first.

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When I discovered youtube,I
didn't work for five days.

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I did nothing.

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I viewed cookie monster sings
chocolate rain about 1,000 times.

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What was the dilemma?

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To tell you or not,and I'm glad I did.

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I feel very,very good and catharctic."
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"I promise you that you are
not going to get into trouble.

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You can say anything you want
with total and complete immunity.

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- Oh,no,no.
- Yeah.Come on.Anybody?

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- Let it fly.-
Okay,once--

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once in a while,I--
I'll take a long lunch.

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- A siesta.
- time thief.Time thief...fire him.

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dwight,you've really never
stolen any company time?

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Never.

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You are a thief of joy.

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- Anybody else?
- Yeah.

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Sometimes I download pirated
music onto my work computer.

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Who hasn't?Good.Good!What else?

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No,no,I'd like to hear more about that.

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I once reported oscar to the I.N.S.

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Turns out he's clean,but
I'm glad I did it.

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- Well,let's keep this party moving on.
- I'll go.

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Have you guys ever met bruce
myers,the scranton rep for hammermill?

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Bru-u-ce!

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Well,for the past six years,I've been
sleeping with him in exchange for discounts

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on our supplies and
outback steakhousegift ccat.

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Jackpot.

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Meredith,that is serious.

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I-I mean,not onlythat f interest,But
there's also an exchangof goods.

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Exchange of steak.

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Have you ever had sirloin steak,honey?

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that's crazy.That's crazy talk.

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Meredith.

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The merenator,""
sleeping with suppliers."

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What time do we got?

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You know what?That's a good
place to end it,right there.

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This,I think,was a great ethics seminar.

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She has given us a lot of
wonderful things to think about.

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Right,what is wrong-- who's
to say,really,in the end?

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I mean,because it is unknowable,but
let's give her a round of applause.

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Holly,everybody.Holly.

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Get back to work.

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great job.

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I am truly impressed.

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That,uh-- you really pulled that
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- We should celebrate.
- Michael,

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there are some serious
issues with meredith.

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I mean,all of you have done things wouldn't have done
myself,but meredith's actions are realver the line.

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Yeah.

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What you gonna do?

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So,regarding the supplier,approximately
how many lhave th?

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Liaisons?You mean mee i don't ow.

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Once aonor six years,somethin,

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ly it's not what she thinks,

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nothing unethical happened and
that you just like to sleep around.

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Am I in trouble here or something?

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No,no.This is just a stupid formality.

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No,it's not a formality.
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Now,were ese,um,meet-ups just
personal,unreted to business?

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No.I wouldn't havne it if it
wasn't for the discount paper.

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There's not a lot
ofruruit in those looms.

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For the love of god,wee
trying to help you,stupidag.

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What ionon't understand
is-- why the steak coupons,

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I mean,if you were already
getting the discounted paper?

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Well,it's funny.

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Maybe it's a girl
thing,but after we did it,

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when he would give me those
coupons,I just felt good about myself.

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Hey,what's going on here?

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I thought I had immunity.

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well,unfortunately,immunity or something being
off the record does not really exist workplace.

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I mean,I've never heard of anyone whkept
their job after something like this.

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Well,I'm not quitting.

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Yawn-- four
seconds.

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What are you doing?

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Oh,you had said that you don't do anything
personal during work time,so I'm just making sure.

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Oh,wait a minute.So you're
gonna time me every time I yawn?

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That absurd.

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Really?

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Oh,hey,look,monkey knows how
to use a stopwatch,everybody.

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He's
ti--

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Personal conversation--
17 seconds.

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There is no
wa that was--

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One second.

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Well,well,holly-lujah.

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It's a miracle.You're at your desk.

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It's mike-raculous.

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Ooh,ooh,reaching.

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You'll get there.Anyway,

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I was giving it some thought,and there's no
reason that two attractive,good-looking...

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intelligent,funny,attractive
people can't,you know,

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just sit down and work this
whole meredith thing out.

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Sounds g good.

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Would you care to
bang it out over lunch?

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Oh,I already bought this.

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Oh,no.No,no.

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Your food is no good here,my lady.

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Oh,sorry.
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You know what?Let's go
out,dunder mifflin's treat.

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actually,you're not a
client,so we'll just split it?

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Ethical.

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So I've gone over corporate policy.

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What do you think?

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What do you think of this place?

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- oh,it's very nice.
- isn't it?

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Yeah,it's kind of business/romantic.

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So you're from des moines?

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Wow,that sounds so warm.

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In summer.

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Here too.

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You know what my favorite season is?

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Maybe we should talk
about meredith first.
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Yes.Yeah.Get the boring
stuff out of the way.

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Autumn was what I was gonna say.

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When the leave change,it's just-- I-I think
it's the most contemplative of seasons.

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Okay,so I've gone over
this,and I've thought about it,

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and I just don't think there's any way I can write
a report that doesn't end with her being terminated.

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Terminator.

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Terminator.

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I'm from the future.

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Yeah.

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Hey,andy.

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Yo.

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By any chance,did you see
battlestar galactica last night?

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No,I did not.Is that any good?

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Actually not.It is really so-so.

251
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Okay.

252
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I mean,I like all the crazy
monsters and stuff,you know,

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like klingons and wookies
and all that,but...

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sorry,was there something
you wanted to add,dwight?

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Is that anything like the
original battlestar galactica?

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You know,it's weird.

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It's practically a
shot-for-shot remake.

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Really?

259
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Huh,that's cool.

260
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Story's kind of bland.

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- It's about this guy named dumbledore calrissian,
- okay.

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Who needs to return
the ring back to mordor.

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It's really...

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that doesn't sound right.

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I just don't want my employees thinking
that their jobs depend on performance.

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I .

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What sort of place is that to call home?

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And meredith needs this job.

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This is her main source of money.

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Well,that's very sweet,but we have to
follow the protocol.Those are the rules.

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Okay,new idea-- we don't report
her at all.We just punish her.

272
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We punish her?

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Tell her,can't have sex for six months.

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I don't think we could enforce that.

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I don't know.I saw this
thing-- like a belt with a key.

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A chastity belt.
277
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Yeah,it's more of A...

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underwear garment that has
little spikes,like,made of--

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I think sometimes they're made of
metal.You know what I'm talking about.

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You unlock a little
door that-- down...

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where you-- where you
put-- where you put the--

282
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he has not stopped working for a second.

283
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At 12:45,he sneezed while
keeping his eyes open,

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which I always thought was impossible.

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at 1:32,he peed,and I know that because he
did it in an open soda bottle under the desk

286
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while filling out expense reports.

287
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And on the flip side,I've been so busy
watching him that I haven't even started work.

288
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It's exhausting being this vigilant.

289
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I'll probably have to
go home early today.
290
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I am just saying that I don't think
that you understand what I am saying.

291
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No,you are saying that we
should sweep it under the carpet,

292
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accept the discount on supplies,not fire meredith,and
pretend like the whole thing never happened.

293
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Yes.

294
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What am I saying?

295
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Well...

296
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blugh,busted.I
don't--

297
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:42,240
I'm saying that her behavior
is unethical and a little icky,

298
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and I don't think I want to work in an environment
where that sort of conduct is tolerated.

299
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,380
Well,you have to tolerate a lot
when you're part of a family.

300
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It's not a family.It's a workplace.

301
00:16:05,870 --> 00:16:10,460
I will be honest with you,that
car ride did not go well.

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And that was not my fault.

303
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The only reason I am standing out here right now is
because I don't want to take the elevator with her.

304
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,940
And I am holding on to her leftovers.

305
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19 minutes and 48 seconds.

306
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What were we doing for 19
minutes and 48 seconds,dwight?

307
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None of your business.

308
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,030
So I guess I can assume that was..

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personal.

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Fine.

311
00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:01,240
So maybe you're not
completely ethical after all.

312
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:04,890
Yes... maybe I'm not.

313
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,660
It's been a little tense.

314
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People are suspicious of me,and my best
friend in the office won't even talk to me.

315
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,610
It turns out being the morality
police does not make you popular.
316
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I should know,because in middle
school,I was the hall monitor,

317
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and the kids used to stuff
egg salad in my locker.

318
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Yeah,I was just hoping
middle school was over.

319
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,910
Kendall from corporate H.R.Is on line
one,and holly's on her way in,too.

320
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What's the only thing
worse than one H.R.Rep?

321
00:17:57,570 --> 00:18:00,680
- Two H.R.Reps.
- You get me.

322
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,540
- Can I sit?
- I don't know.Can you?

323
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,360
Kendall,my main man.

324
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:12,630
listen,holly,michael,I just got the
report that your branch submitted,

325
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,380
and there's a lot of stuff about
a relationship meredith is having--

326
00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,730
yes,that came out during
the ethics seminar.

327
00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,380
And let the record show that it was
during the immunity part of the seminar.
328
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,360
Well,I'm not sure these
circumstances warrant any action.

329
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:26,630
Oh,I think it's pretty
clear it was unethical.

330
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,330
Oh,from what I can gather,it
seems like a gray area.

331
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:33,130
Look,to be honest,the company's getting a
discount at a tough time in our balance sheet,

332
00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:37,260
and I don't know that the right thing to do
for the company is to turn our noses up at that.

333
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:40,660
Um,kendall,I understand that the
discount is good for the company,

334
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:44,530
but I'm just not happy about
the way we're getting it.

335
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,500
I thought it was clear with you,holly.

336
00:18:47,580 --> 00:18:52,010
Your tk was to get signatures from the employees
showing that they completed the training.

337
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:55,330
- No,I understand.
- good,'cause every other branch has managed to get those to us.

338
00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:58,320
So,if it's not something you can
handle,hat's a different discussion.

339
00:18:58,350 --> 00:19:01,130
- No,I ca...cado
- good.
340
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:12,570
how do you tell somebody that you
care about deeply,"I told you so"?

341
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,320
Gently?With a rose?

342
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:22,480
In a funny way,like it's a hilarious jo

343
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:26,140
or do you just let it go

344
00:19:26,610 --> 00:19:29,110
because saying it would
just make things worse?

345
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,320
Probably the funny way.

346
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:36,730
Can I have everyone's attention?

347
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,870
Excuse me!May I have
everyone's attention,please?

348
00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,550
We need to finish the ethics seminar.

349
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,820
- No way,lady.
- it's a trap.

350
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:49,900
Everyone,please,I just need your signatures
to show corporate that I gave you the training.

351
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,260
- Don't sign anything.
- Okay,everybody listen up.

352
00:19:52,410 --> 00:19:56,050
If you are not in that conference room
in two minutes,I am going to kill you.
353
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,060
It's a quarter to 5:00,and I
have started to gather my things.

354
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:03,650
Get in there right
now,or I'm gonna lose it!

355
00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:15,020
Am I getting fired?

356
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,730
Now is really not the time,meredith.

357
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In this next section,we examine the
difference between sick days and personal days.

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Sick days are only to be used when an
illness precludes you from doing your job

359
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or can spread to your coworkers.

360
00:20:31,590 --> 00:20:35,690
Personal days,on the other
hand,are much more flexible.

361
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,630
Thank you,meredith.Th waselicio

362
00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,440
hey,where's the steak sauce?

363
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:43,700
I the out.

364
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,090
I got some in my mivan somewhere.

365
00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,210
Wait a second.

366
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,010
How does the steak factor in again?

367
00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:55,680
I think she got it as a tip,but I don't
know why she didn't just take cash.

368
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,310
I don't care what she's doing.I
hope she just keeps doing it.

369
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,370
Amen,just keep the ribs coming.

370
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