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    The document contains 3 jokes or short humorous quotes attributed to John Stewart, Ronald Reagan, and Bill Clinton. John Stewart quips that if con is the opposite of pro, then Congress must be the opposite of progress. Ronald Reagan jokes that he has left orders to be awakened for a national emergency even if he is in a Cabinet meeting. And Bill Clinton compares being President to running a cemetery, where you have many people under you but none listening.

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    Globalization

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    The document contains 3 jokes or short humorous quotes attributed to John Stewart, Ronald Reagan, and Bill Clinton. John Stewart quips that if con is the opposite of pro, then Congress must be the opposite of progress. Ronald Reagan jokes that he has left orders to be awakened for a national emergency even if he is in a Cabinet meeting. And Bill Clinton compares being President to running a cemetery, where you have many people under you but none listening.

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    JOKES

    1. If con is the opposite of pro, then isn’t Congress the opposite of


    progress? –john stewart
    2. I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national
    emergency—even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.
    —Ronald Reagan
    3. Being president is like 
running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of
    people under you, and nobody’s listening. -Bill Clinton

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