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I wanted to move past that. It was kind of ironic how at sixteen, studying FAQ: Fan Fiction
karate in Okinawa, I was singled out for 'special training' by one of the higher Bibliography and online fiction
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dabbled in various arts off and on throughout my teens and twenties. When I How I Got Here In The End —my
non-writing autobiography, or what I
was 28 I started training with Steve Morris, who is known in Britain for his
did before becoming a full-time
deep knowledge of fighting and its training methods. Steve taught me to hit. writer.
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years as Steve's website administrator, camera guy and partner I have mediated collaborative fiction.
learned a lot about martial arts from a technical, historical, political and Shaping the Future—a talk I gave
personal perspective. on the social implications of Moore's
Law.
Most people think of martial arts and fighting as being more or less Japan: first impressions — or,
synonymous. I see them as a Venn diagram of two sets that overlap by a tiny what I did on my holidays
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directly based on what happens in a fight.
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There are reasons for this. The problem of training for a fight is a tricky one. The High Frontier, Redux — space
If an instructor puts students in an actual fight (as opposed to highly colonization: feasible or futile?
controlled drills with restricted moves), they might get seriously hurt. But if “Nothing like this will be built
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have non-contact or light contact fighting, but this only tests your ability to
touch the other person with the techniques you have been taught--not your
ability to hurt them for real much less take a beating yourself.
Most people who study martial arts study a system. Whether the system is
historical (like kung fu and karate) or modern (like Systema and Krav Maga)
the techniques are taught formally, with ranks, with semi-compliant drilling
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But fighting is chaotic. It's often unpredictable. It doesn't systemize well and
it's difficult to pass on as a body of knowledge. What people don't realize is
that no matter how effective the founder of a discipline may have been in his
(or in the case of Wing Chun, her) day, unless the practices of that system
involve rigorous testing in realistic fighting conditions against non-compliant
opponents from outside your system, you can never really know whether you
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It's not a big leap to get from martial arts to religion. To a greater or lesser
degree, you are expected to take what's being taught to you on faith.
There are a lot of problems with this, but perhaps the most offensive to me is
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experience themselves let alone the know-how to help you. If you go along
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day. Ad infinitum; ad nauseum.
I've been a part of that cycle. When you realize what's going on, it's
disheartening. And the more heavily you are invested in the hierarchy, the
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Of course, science fiction doesn't only have to be a way out--it can also be a
way in. For me, both martial arts and science fiction are the most rewarding
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1:
"I'll talk about personal combat as we see it depicted in popular media.
Headsup: it's usually absurd."
Now THAT isn't a surprise, but I look forward to what your knowledge
brings to the subject. :)
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2:
There's a potential series here:
Later I'll talk about journalism/IT support/cooking/business meetings/the
popular media/teaching as we see it depicted in popular media. Headsup:
it's usually absurd.
3:
As one guy I knew said, "there's not a ninja on the planet that's harder
than a glass ashtray".
Now I have children, and they're doing Judo. The physical benefits (in
core stability, balance, movement) and the mental ones (in focus,
concentration, and the ability to take a knock without shutting down) are
great; the local instructors are all GB team; and there's less risk that they'll
confuse the sport with being "a bit handy".
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With you on situational awareness. I think Judo's a great sport, and I
wouldn't be too quick to write off the advantages it could confer if they get
in a one-to-one scrap with someone. At least they are training in full
contact competitions and not the touch-fighting of karate or tae kwon do.
5:
This has needed saying for a while.
- Nile
3rd Dan, Aikido. And a bit of Karate, at a club in Newcastle, where the
instructor * did* teach us how to fight. The difference between students
who attended those Saturday morning classes, and those who did not,
was quite noticeable.
6:
I trained in Hapkido during college and reached the rank of second degree
black belt. My instructor was an professor of Exercise Kenesiology at
Indiana University and had a very eclectic approach. He had studied judo,
jiu jitsu, karate, kung fu, taekwondo, etc. and taught alot of different
techniques from different styles and encouraged students to take the
techniques that work for them and make them their own. In his words
"Hapkido is whatever works for you."
Hapkido is very practical with an emphasis on awareness of your
surroundings, being able to fall to the ground without being injured (this
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has saved me on ice on more than one occasion), trying to escape and
run (with no shame in that), all kicks below the waist, and generally dirty
tricks. I think the way it was taught to me gave me a healthy perspective
about fighting and a realization that fighting is the last choice I would want
to make. Real fighting is not a sport. Sports are for fun, so there aren't any
sports that allow gouging eyes, crushing windpipes, breaking
knees/shins/arms etc.
I now realize that I had a unique situation in college with a great group of
people. I've tried some martial arts schools and it just never felt the same
or held my interest. So, now I've gone back to my roots and help coach an
elementary school wrestling team. Three of my four sons enjoy wrestling,
and its fun to participate in the sport. I remain hopeful that I never have to
use my Hapkido training in a fight because I realize I might not survive the
encounter.
7:
A friend of mine, who's both fearsomely intellectual & very very fit, got into
Aikido & tried explaining it to me. "So it's about self-defence?" I hazarded.
He replied that, in an Aikido perspective, if the situation had reached the
point where it was meaningful to talk about self-defence, you'd already
failed. Which sounded impressive but made me wonder how much use it
would be in a fight - and how handy an Aikido master would be, or would
need to be.
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8:
Thank you for your comment :-) The intention is good behind methods like
Hapkido (also Jeet Kun Do is like this). The problem comes when we talk
about 'what works for you.' As you rightly say, eye gouges and groin kicks
and other dirty tricks cannot be tested in the mix. Nor can full contact
punches, kicks, elbows, etc. be tested unless you fight. I think there's a
little bit of false logic going on when instructors decide that because dirty
tricks can't be tested in the mix, they won't competitively test the other
aspects of fighting. And the other aspects can be tested: in boxing,
wrestling, judo, sambo, Muay Thai, and MMA.
There's a lot to unpack here and I don't want to digress into the possible
differences between fighting and self-defense, but my personal take is
that you are wise to put your kids in wrestling. Again, here's a way of
training and of testing the training through strenuous competition. It's not a
complete picture of the fight, but the part of the picture that they have they
will know from the inside out and not just from hoping it will work.
9:
PS, sorry, my comment was @johansenbabe but coming back to you,
@Phil Edwards, yes, fighting and self defence have overlap but they are
not the same. Fighters want to be there. There are loads of soft skills in
self defence and I'd suggest that the soft skills I've seen taught in SD are
much better than the hard skills on offer.
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10:
My own martial arts experience was in Practical Pistol, or Combat Pistol in
US terms. It totally ruined me as a possible combatant using a pistol
though since rule 1 of the training was "Never point a pistol at anyone" to
the point of getting dry heaves and shaking if I accidentally "swept"
someone.
Any of the sports martial arts including swordfighting, stickwork etc. as
well as the empty-hand schools are based on the principle of never
hurting anyone to the point of tissue damage. If that happens then
something has gone wrong somewhere in training, equipment or
supervision. Learning to really fight, to permanently damage someone or
kill them is not simple, developing the mindset to be able to do so from a
standing start at zero notice is even harder. Psychopaths have it easier
than most in that case.
11:
You start by saying fighting and martial arts are only somewhat
overlapped, then complain about it?
Martial arts provide a lot of benefit outside of fighting you never mention.
I'm not going to argue that someone talented at kata or sparring for points
will be good in a bar fight, although I might argue your MMA guy might not
be either...
Any dojo claiming karate is all you need for self defense is baloney, but
that doesn't mean it's not helpful or enriching.
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Tricia Sullivan replied to this comment from Nojay | September 10, 2014 14:36
12:
@Nojay you said 'the empty-hand schools are based on the principle of
never hurting anyone to the point of tissue damage. If that happens then
something has gone wrong somewhere in training, equipment or
supervision.' Yes, this is the principle they use and with respect to the
empty hand systems, this is where they have it all wrong.
It is perfectly possible to train hard and realistically and then to test your
training in open competition. There are ways of adapting the fight to
training that minimize injury and maximize the simulation of the fight--but
they are ways that are extracted from the fight and easily inserted back
into the fight. The fight itself is generally misunderstood by martial artists
because so few of them have spent significant time in it. The idea that no
one can get hurt is a way of avoiding reality. People get hurt in sport.
Thankfully they are rarely killed, but people get knocked out and injured
because it's a fight. Even in training, the idea that there shouldn't be any
contact or tissue damage seems silly to me. I've been known to bruise
myself pretty bad just by hitting the bag.
Tricia Sullivan replied to this comment from furicle | September 10, 2014 14:38
13:
@furicle I'm not complaining about the lack of overlap. My complaint is
that so many martial arts claim they will make you good at fighting, then
don't.
If people want to do their martial arts for other reasons, good for them. No
issue.
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14:
From the way you're describing things it sounds like martial arts is to
fighting as a fire drill is to the experience of an actual fire. Or as someone
once put it - you can do all the emergency drills you like, but you're still
missing one crucial component: the actual emergency. It hasn't rehearsed
with you, so it doesn't know what it's supposed to be doing. Which means
things are going to go wrong, and when they do, you're going to have to
be able to adapt on the fly.
The Bad Things start happening when you run across a group of people
where the leadership aren't aware they have to adapt; it sounds, from the
way you're describing it, as though this may be an ongoing problem in
some of the more formalised disciplines of the martial arts.
cd replied to this comment from Phil Edwards | September 10, 2014 14:47
15:
I went to a presentation a while back by a British classical fencing master
named Guy Windsor (he teaches fencing and Medieval Martial Arts in
Helsinki these days), and he made some very salient points:
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16:
@Megpie71 There is something in this analogy. However, I would say that
the fire drill itself in martial arts is flawed. The fire drill of the training hasn't
been taken from experience of real fires, but from some hand-me-down
account of what fires are like from someone who might have been in one
a hundred years ago. This account-of-the-fire has been passed down from
generation to generation and enshrined as a kind of sacred text. All kinds
of conclusions have been drawn from it, modifications have been made to
practices based on what the No Fire people hope will be true. But there
isn't even any smoke.
17:
There are a lot of problems with this, but perhaps the most offensive
to me is the fact that a person can rise to high rank and great
influence without possessing any fighting ability whatsoever
I'm curious why this is a problem? I'm not a martial arts person, apart from
a few years of judo 35 years ago that I've completely forgotten. Back then
it was made very clear to us by the folk who were teaching that this was
more about physical fitness / sport than combat. The folk who were
attending to learn to fight seemed to leave quite rapidly.
I got the same message from a friend of mine who did aikido, karate, and
fencing — about 20 years back now. He loved it, was very good at it, but
he was clear on it being fitness/sport not combat. He was very clear on
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the contrast between his army training (hurt/kill people) and his martial
arts stuff (fun).
Are there different cultures of fitness/sport vs combat? Has there been a
shift over the last 20/30 years for it to be seen as more about fighting than
fitness/entertainment?
Curious…
Nojay replied to this comment from Tricia Sullivan | September 10, 2014 14:51
18:
By "tissue damage" I was meaning something like eye trauma or a
reflexed elbow rather than bruises and scrapes, damage that will endure
for a long period or even cause permanent problems (like detached
retinas). Even in an MMA "Unlimited" competition that doesn't happen
often and when it does it usually means something has gone badly wrong.
Tricia Sullivan replied to this comment from Nojay | September 10, 2014 14:53
19:
@Nojay My bad! Got you.
Tricia Sullivan replied to this comment from Adrian Howard | September 10, 2014 15:01
20:
@Adrian Howard I should be clear that this is a personal prejudice on my
part.
Judo has always been taught as a sport, but really it's not a bad way to
learn certain aspects of fighting.
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I really do take issue because in my dojo (Goju-ryu) we were told that high
level mastery implied combative effectiveness. I certainly wanted to feel
that I could look after myself, but the confidence karate gave me was
false. Granted, I was young and impressionable--but then, a lot of people
are when they start training.
We were told, 'A good karateka could take out a boxer' because reasons
and 'A good karateka could beat a judoka' because other reasons.
And..um...no, not really.
And I do still see this going on in places. The situation has improved since
MMA came on the scene. I remember when MMA first came in the karate
guys were in denial for a while. Then they started saying, 'Oh, but what
we do is an ART...' Not so in my day.
21:
"usually absurd"
Yes, well, I know enough ( & that is a very small amount) to know that
representations of sword-fighting as seen on screen (any screen) are utter
crap.
But ...Nojay @ 10....
Sword-fighting usually involves protective gear & blunt implements. Use
the real thing on someone, without protective gear & they are going to go
down.
Even properly using a walking-stick as a foil/sabre is going to give an
aggressive opponent enough pause to allow you to RUN AWAY (As I
have done)....
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22:
As one guy I knew said, "there's not a ninja on the planet that's
harder than a glass ashtray".
23:
That was an interesting read.
And I look forward to the follow up.
David L replied to this comment from Princejvstin | September 10, 2014 15:12
24:
"I'll talk about personal combat as we see it depicted in popular media.
Headsup: it's usually absurd."
Now THAT isn't a surprise, but I look forward to what your knowledge
brings to the subject.
Bravo Lima Poppa 3 replied to this comment from Nojay | September 10, 2014 15:16
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Agreed.
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26:
"And I do still see this going on in places. The situation has improved
since MMA came on the scene. I remember when MMA first came in
the karate guys were in denial for a while. Then they started saying,
'Oh, but what we do is an ART...' Not so in my day.."
One of the peeps in that field, Etienne Wenger, talks about the "Joint
Enterprise" of communities — their shared goal/domain — and how the
community renegotiates that over time despite sometimes keeping the
same practices and social groups. So what was "sport/fitness" 30/40
years back became "fighting/fitness" and has now moved onto
"art/fitness".
27:
For some reason the original Roller Ball movie comes to mind and should
somehow be a part of this discussion.
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28:
What I've come to realize since my college experience with Hapkido is
that my instructor's status as a tenured professor allowed him to teach in
a more honest and less ego driven way without the pressure of earning a
living. For example "Q: What is the best defense to someone demanding
you give them your wallet? A: Give them your wallet because there
couldn't possibly be anything more important in your wallet than your life."
It wasn't a system of "my way is the right way or the only way". So this
approach allowed me to absorb some perspective on the purpose of the
training along the way.
Another benefit of my involvement in the martial arts was also learning
about the healing arts. My instructor invited Jiu Jitsu master Sig Kufferath
(87 years old at the time) to teach a one half day self defense and one
half day Japanese massage seminar. It was so interesting that I went on
to get my certification in massage and worked as a massage therapist for
two years while I worked my way through night law school. My massage
training has been one of the most useful skills I have ever learned and I
still use it to help my friends and family members with their injuries, aches,
and pains.
29:
I was a poor student of Tae Kwon Do, but my instructor was good. On day
1, we covered fighting. Eyes, throat, balls, kneecaps. That was our
fighting instruction. The rest was TKD.
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Barry replied to this comment from Martin | September 10, 2014 15:56
30:
"My takeaway from this was that it was all about situational awareness,
having at least one of the group looking in each direction, and the ability to
talk/walk/sprint my way out of trouble as applicable. Training for unarmed
combat was only going to give me delusions of adequacy..."
He said that the normal fight was one guy stepping up behind another and
hitting him one or two dozen times in the head, as fast as possible. No
faceoff, no warning, and the initial assault was intended to both be
devastating, and repeated second by second.
Nojay replied to this comment from Greg. Tingey | September 10, 2014 15:56
31:
I know of people who train with live edged weapons and no protection,
I've seen them demonstrate short-range combat in such a situation. It's
still false fighting as they deliberately pull strokes, don't close to less than
a sword's length, kick crotches and shins, backstab, go for the extended
foot or knee etc. They do it for the sport.
32:
@Jay Wow, surprised anyone came back for Day 2 after all those
eyeballs falling on the mat ;-)
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33:
Just adding to the previous comments.
I've been doing Aikido longer than I really care to remember (35 years, as
well as ten years doing Tang soo do) and the "Aikidoka can beat..." meme
has been around forever. I've never believed it, but then I've never really
been interested in finding out either. It's always been difficult for me to see
how training in a martial art bears any resemblance to fighting. I've always
based my continued training on how it made me feel, not what it would
allow me to do to other people.
34:
Interesting....but isn't that the general path for almost every form of
education? I think of tennis. I can drill for hours with an instructor, but that
is not the same as playing a match. Or philosophy--it is an abstraction
from discussions among people. Some perceptive people will see
patterns, and then abstract from them, draw up a set of "rules", and then
teach. As the patterns and rules get more and more abstract (think
analytic philosophy) they get farther and farther away from real world
situations, and any analytic philosopher would be killed at a poetry slam.
35:
Martial arts... The only I've ever done were fighting heavy in the SCA and
fencing. When I took T'ai Chi, decades ago, our 70-or-so year old Chinese
instructor who had trouble with English insisted it was *not* a martial art.
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And btw, one of the basic lines in SF is not escapism, but "if this goes
on...."
mark, in a 21st Century* that keeps growing to
resemble a cyberpunk distopia
* This is *not* the Real 21st Century, I want the Real one back, *NOW*,
thankyouveddymuch.
36:
I've read far more abou8t military history that about martial arts, but there
are similarities. There are the armies which are always ready to fight the
previous war.
There are people such as the possibly mythical Sun-Tzu, who seem to
have abstracted the reality into Principles of War.
And, anniversary coming up, we have military units which seem able to do
the impossible, through sheer aggression, until you expect them to pull off
something like Arnhem, when you realise how much depends on the hard
logic of the craft, and there's a limit to what aggression can do.
In the end, battles are won by making the other side run away. You can,
sometimes, do that by almost pure maneuver. Aggressive action can be a
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Martin replied to this comment from Antonia T Tiger | September 10, 2014 19:06
37:
Regarding "making the other side run away" - this is a very interesting
article on the subject...
https://www.rusi.org/downloads/assets/Real_Role_of_Small_Arms_RDS_Summer_09.pdf
Meanwhile...
Other features that haven't been mentioned are luck, mood, and the
potential impact of "coming second". You have to wonder how often the
"better fighter" didn't live to pass on their understanding, because they
were unlucky or careless - once.
My father was a professional soldier; and did a job that potentially took
him close to bad people, while not wearing uniform. He was good, in fact
one year was the Skill-at-Arms champion for his Corps - but his comment
was that no matter how hard you trained (and he did a mix of armed and
unarmed close combat training), there would always be someone slightly
better. Or heavier/stronger. Or luckier.
I became an infantry reservist. It turned out that I could shoot well, to the
extent that I competed for our unit. But in actually training for fights, a lot
of my effort went into practising my concealment, map reading, and radio
skills; because "Hello M13B, this is G20A, Fire Mission..." artillery-fu
trumps gun-fu, every time.
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I then started competing in target rifle (a totally different, and utterly non-
martial form of shooting as practised at the Olympics) and discovered that
once you've got the techniques well-learned and trained, and you've
ironed out the physical and equipment issues, the difference between a
good and a not so good performance in competition or under stress is
largely between your ears.
38:
Very interesting perspective. I really like your idea that the "arts" of
various fighting styles do not necessarily overlap with effective winning
of fights. I know nothing about martial arts other than movie depictions
that
are so often stylized they look like ballet. I would guess they are as
incongruous as movie sword fights that for all their sturm und drang
bear little resemblance on how one should use a sword like an Epee.
@Antonia In the end, battles are won by making the other side run away
Not always, sometimes it has been just a slaughter. But yes, making the
other side give up and exit the battle is a common, and desirable,
outcome. As Sun Tzu admonished, making the other give up before a
battle
is the best outcome. This was very much the US intention in Gulf War I
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with the very public display of the military build up. A modern version
of animals raising their hackles to make themselves look larger.
Antonia T Tiger replied to this comment from Alex Tolley | September 10, 2014 20:49
39:
Historically, a lot of the slaughter comes when the other side does run
away. Whatever the weapon, being a target reduces your ability to kill.
Whether you ambush them, or they're running away, you're not a target.
There are other factors. But, up to Napoleon's time, fleeing armies were
routinely cut to pieces by the cavalry. Infantry who formed square, or a
similar formation, could hold off cavalry. Break formation, try to run away,
and that was it.
Infantry firepower increased, a lot, during the next century. That did
change things. The basic weapons were fixed by 1914, even armoured
vehicles were around. But how they were used changed a lot. British
Artillery Methods today still derive from that experience.
40:
I'd gently disagree about the best defense being a good pair of running
shoes.
The best defense is your brain and your mouth. Then something else.
I'm not a fighter at all, but I've talked my way out of a number of
confrontations. Moreover, I've watched some game wardens work. Now
the interesting thing here is that game wardens routinely have to deal with
armed people (armed with guns, not fists) who disagree with them and
generally outnumber them. They're also underpaid, understaffed, and
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generally very far away from backup. Oddly enough, they're pretty good at
projecting their authority regardless of all these handicaps. To do so, they
almost always use their mouths rather than their weapons, although
they're perfectly willing to cuff someone if there's a weapon or potential
weapon involved. There's not some secret school of game warden fu (so
far as I know, they get standard peace officer training), but what they do
have that's different is a good sense of how not to escalate a potentially
dangerous situation, without caving in or losing control.
Since not all of us can run, and none of us can outrun a bullet, I'd suggest
that we spend more time practicing self-defense with the things we all
have: our brains and our mouths. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of
people who teach this either.
41:
Thank you for a deeply inspiring and informative post. I have never had
any martial arts training, but I can understand the emotions of instructors
who went back to teaching "martial arts" after learning the hard way that
they will never be able to fight "for real".
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It's a real shame that language barriers exist and nobody else
commenting on this blog can read Russian :)
42:
@heteromeles - I think your game warden/peace officer case is too
specialized for most cases. You want to avoid any fight unless you are
there specifically to break it up, Wyatt Earp style.
43:
> They seemed chagrined, embarrassed--but not
> enough to let go of their status in a recognized
> hierarchy.
That's not unusual. I've read half a dozen accounts of Soviet defectors set
up in Britain, Canada, or the USA with a comfortable middle class lifestyle,
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who chose to return to the USSR, knowing that prison would be one of the
better possible outcomes.
The usual explanation was that "back home" they had a recognized slot in
a hierarchical society, while in the West they had no "place."
I've seen the same mindset with religion and programming languages...
Heteromeles replied to this comment from Alex Tolley | September 10, 2014 22:48
44:
Well, the odd thing about that is that when there's a mixed-department
operation involving game wardens, at least in California, the game
wardens routinely are given the lead by the other cops. Note the phrase:
they don't take the lead, they are given the lead by other cops, sheriffs, or
marshals.
The reason for this is simple: game wardens deal with heavily armed
people all the time. It's part of their job, and the heavily armed people they
routinely deal with are hunters (aka joe public with a deer rifle, which is a
civilian version of a military rifle), poachers, and marijuana growers.
Cops, on the other hand, mostly deal with unarmed people. The
apocryphal story is that most cops never have to fire their weapons in self-
defense or as part of a confrontation. While they're trained, they are less
likely to be comfortable confronting a heavily armed suspect, especially
doing so in a non-violent or at most minimally violent way (I count cuffing
someone until the officer knows where the weapons are and said
weapons are neutralized as minimal violence, especially when the warden
gives the suspect sthe option of being cuffed peacefully and takes a bit of
care to make sure they're sitting somewhat comfortably while he goes
over their guns, knives, bows, and what have you).
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So yes, wardens are specialized, but since they're the most outgunned
and outnumbered cops in California, if not in the US, it's worth paying
attention to how they keep themselves from getting killed in the line of
duty. And yes, they do get killed, but very rarely.
45:
In other states, a police officer may interact with lawfully armed members
of the general public several times per shift without even knowing it.
46:
Part of the difference is in how you hit. There's a big difference between
aiming at the surface of the target and aiming at a point about six inches
behind the surface. The first hit is a tag; the second could break bones.
Most martial arts use the first type of hit for sparring and save the second
type of hit for lumber. This means that in a real fight the student has to
adjust his art, which is tough to do, especially if nobody told you you'd
need to.
47:
I'm going to suggest that the same thing is true of statistical methodology
and quantitative reasoning. They were originally worked out to solve
actual problems about actual measurements of the physical world—things
like deriving the likeliest true orbit of a newly discovered asteroid from a
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Heteromeles replied to this comment from William H. Stoddard | September 11, 2014 05:09
48:
Sorry to be rude, but since the situation for ecology is the same as for
sociology, I'll point out that the funding rate for proposals is somewhere
below 5%, so you've got less than a 1 in 20 chance of getting a study
even funded.
It's fun listening to people on NIH funding whine about how they can't get
enough funding to replicate a study enough times to think it works. In a lot
of scientific fields (e.g., those that deal with the 99.99999% of life that isn't
human), it's unlikely to get any study funded at all, and it's definitely
unlikely to get a replicate study funded.
So it's only a ritual science to those who think in the Cadillac terms of the
biomedical world or the data rich abstractions of physics. That's not to say
that lack of replication isn't a huge problem, but it is to say that you
shouldn't blame the practitioners for doing research in a wider political
world that doesn't want their results. So, if you're an American taxpayer or
politician, blame yourself for this one.
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Nile replied to this comment from Bob | September 11, 2014 05:54
49:
"the "Aikidoka can beat..." meme has been around forever"
Quite. I think that there are two points here: technical ability and mental
ability.
But there's one set of techniques that you are very good at indeed, and
rarely think about or even realise that you know: breakfalls.
We forget that. We forget that throws we've taken for granted as an easy
exercise since halfway through our kyu grades will cause permanent
injury to the untrained, even on a tatami mat. People don't get up from the
real sweep-them-up-and-see-daylight-under-their-feet ikkyo, because that
forward breakfall takes practice, and landing on your ribcage knocks the
wind out of you; or breaks your ribs; and landing badly on your arm breaks
your collarbone; and landing on your face can kill you. Some Judo
students can do it; some ju-jitsu schools teach it; and all of them - and us -
know that the real world is made of concrete, and the very best breakfall
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that you ever made will only mitigate the injuries of being thrown into the
gutter.
And all of the exercises ending in a backward breakfall are injurious to the
untrained. They will still go down - the throws work - but very few arts
teach the technique of sliding into the ground, protecting your spine, and
not striking the back of your head; so very few people will get up again if
they are thrown backwards in a fight.
Think of how carefully you practice with beginners, easing them into the
mat and letting them develop their breakfall; think of the slaps and bangs
and crashes of the overenthusiastic intermediates; and the eerie silence
(with occasional thwumps and crashes that halt the entire mat) from the
higher grades, practicing in a graceful blur with daylight and clear air
under them as they're thrown away or thrown down into the
immobilisations.
It's easy to forget that this isn't harmless: not, of course, that an aikidokai
of your experience has forgotten - but we rarely step back and think of
what we're really doing.
The second point is: can you do it? Would you take a fast, committed,
powerful punch in a real-world attack, and *do*?
Would you be aware, and already responding, if a punch or a kick 'came
out of nowhere' ?
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So I wince when I hear that 'the Aikidokai can beat' meme; the well-taught
ones probably can beat most others - but that's true of the better students
in any art. I'm prepared to bet that Steve Morris has met very few
Aikidokai who can fight, or none; one or two Karate Dan grades who are
everything they should be; and one or two Judoka who can; and Tricia
has made it very clear that these are the exception rather than the rule.
And I am struck by the thought that T'ai Chi was once considered to be a
devastatingly effective martial art, and was taught to the Emperor's
personal guard. Schools and federations and dojos drift, over time, and
become sports, or fitness classes, or moving meditation; and even Aikido
is taught as the development of mind and body coordination first, and self-
defense second.
50:
I studied taiji for health benefits for quite a while, the term for practise is, in
fact, play.
Perhaps it was just the school and teacher I was with, but it was taught as
a health/exercise/moving meditation/relaxation thing and it was great. I
went with a bad back thanks to some work I was doing that required bad
posture and this gave me something that required and enforced good
posture. It also got me away from a pressure cooker work environment for
a couple of hours to let go and relax.
There were other teachers within the family - taiji teachers are traditionally
adopted into families - who focused on more martial things. You could
move on to sparring (which started lightweight and fun and could elevate
to be pretty nasty). I can't attest to the value of the more fight-biased end
of the art, I never saw it used in a real fight. I did attend the classes where
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they talked about how the graceful forms that everyone thinks of when
they think of taiji, and that I'd learnt, had been adapted from the fighting
applications and practised low-speed, low-impact contact of them in their
fighting form too. That was my choice, I didn't want to learn how to fight
with them, I did want to learn their origin and use because it helps
understand the art. But the combat forms are actually in there and not a
long step away if you've got the temperament and desire to learn them. I
was 30-something at this point, and one of the younger people in the main
taiji class. I taught and assisted teaching taiji for a number of years too -
although those that stuck it through were about even, classes started
about 2/3 women.
I haven't been to a wide range of other martial arts classes but I suspect
there's a concentration of younger men. They largely have a desire to
fight - they might want the discipline, but they want "my X will let me beat
your Y" as short hand for "I'm harder than you." Their teacher may or may
not know they're talking rubbish when they say "Oh yes, of course it will"
but somewhere, someone is faced with the prospect of a nice paying
student walking off or feeding them that line followed up by "But only when
you reach the level to understand the inner secrets," rubbing their hands
as they think of the years of income they've just guaranteed.
I'm not saying that's in any way right - it's BS of the highest order - but I
guess it's understandable.
I think the difference with science fiction is that science fiction largely
doesn't ask us to buy into the world view as a truth. (L. Ron Hubbard and
his estate and church might disagree but that's a special case.) I
thoroughly enjoy Charlie's Laundry books. I don't believe in Bob and the
Laundry as real people and organisations. I a sprinkle of Urban Fantasy in
my reading but I don't actually think there are vampires and werewolves
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out there. In some ways, much like taiji as meditation, it's nice to mentally
step into a space where I'm away from the stresses of work, paying the
bills and the like.
Do some people bring it back with them? Probably. Definitely, actually. I'm
sure we've all met them. But I think that says more about them than the
author.
paws4thot replied to this comment from Antonia T Tiger | September 11, 2014 10:47
51:
I've seen it argued that the real problem with Arnhem was that the Tank
Corps' rate of advance was rather slower than the generals planned for.
This was at least partly due to the lack of width on the single road they
could advance down.
paws4thot replied to this comment from Antonia T Tiger | September 11, 2014 10:52
52:
The last cavalry charge I can think of was in Poland, in 1939, and cut to
pieces by Pz 1 and 2, plus armoured cars.
As to "forming square agaisnt cavalry", isn't that what army formation drill
is still about some 75 years after the last charge, and heading for 150
since the last successful charge against regular infantry?
53:
I started training at seven. Karate in a church in the Scottish borders. I'd
seen enough violence by that time in my life to realize that this was not a
game, and that actually killing people by putting your hands on them was
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a necessary life skill for at least some of the people in the world. I trained
pretty regularly for the next 15 years, and less regularly after that,
eventually falling into the nasty end of Chinese internal martial arts, where
they teach you things like how to punch somebody *in the liver*.
What I noticed was this: the calm knowledge that I could take anybody I
met hand-to-hand other than a few old soldiers and the occasional high-
dan karate instructor, even though I was a short fat man, completely
repositioned me socially. When I got ill and lost most of my physical
capability for a year or so (hello, middle age) left me nearly mute.
Training to kill people is very different from training to fight, or martial arts.
When the mental model of what you are trying to achieve is "score the
point" it's one activity. When it's "knock the guy out" it's another. When it's
"drop him and move to the next" it's a third. Even BJJ with it's "no holds
barred" reputation actually blocks most of the simple and effective ground
moves like breaking people's fingers.
A few years ago I did some very slow, light contact sparring with an MMA
instructor a foot taller, 10 years younger, and muscular enough to have
bench pressed me without breaking sweat. He couldn't close without
exposing his eyes, neck or groin to direct attack - no tools for defending
those targets because MMA contests do not permit them to be attacked.
His entire world came apart when he realized that in a real confrontation
somebody vastly his physical inferior but with much nastier training was a
very credible threat.
The psychological price I pay for martial arts training layered on top of
pretty severe PTSD was going through life feeling like a weapon.
Somebody would barge into me on the street and I'd raise a hand to ward
them off, but a fraction of a second behind it was the thought of lethal
attack. In the 1990s in Edinburgh I was accosted on the street: very nearly
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54:
> But fighting is chaotic. It's often unpredictable.
German Longsword seems evolved to deal with this -- it's all about getting
the feel for putting your sword wherever it should go at that moment.
Cut too short? Fine, stab him. On target? Great. Bind on his sword in case
he has another strike left in him. Too close? Snake around his blade and
slash him, or close and grapple if you think you can. Fighting six people?
Fine, run away then pick them off.
Antonia T Tiger replied to this comment from paws4thot | September 11, 2014 11:29
55:
It may well be that the last Cavalry Charge has not happened yet, and it
won't need some collapse of civilisation, but I think the info in this article
has a dash of romanticism running through it. I suspect the reality
reported was more often mounted infantry.
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With walking-robot supply transport, how long before robot cavalry, and
what will happen to the poor sods who have to follow orders and charge?
No, a cavalry charge might become something very different….
Martin replied to this comment from paws4thot | September 11, 2014 12:25
56:
"Polish Cavalry charging tanks" is German propaganda, I'm afraid. Didn't
happen.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_cavalry#Cavalry_charges_and_propaganda
However - if you do a search on "Charge of the Savoia Cavalleria at
Isbuscenskij" you'll find a 1942 example where an Italian Cavalry
Regiment charged a Siberian Infantry Regiment, and won.
As for "formation drill" being about cavalry, again no. Think of it as being
the kata for western warfare...
In the days where a muzzle-loader took well over fifteen seconds to
reload, had an effective range measured in tens of yards rather than
hundreds, and had a accuracy measured in feet not inches, the only way
to employ them effectively was en masse - in groups of a hundred or
more.
The simplest way to engage a target was to point a hundred muskets in
the same direction, and fire volleys under control; firing by ranks means
that only half your troops are reloading at any time. The techniques of
getting a hundred soldiers to move as a group from point A to point B, in
good order, and then point in the correct direction, were a natural
succession from "doing the same thing, but with pikes".
This is why the term "well drilled troops" is so significant in the 18th and
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can move your rifle companies into position more quickly, and direct their
fire more accurately.
The Napoleonic Wars saw the introduction of rifles, and Rifle Regiments
(see Mark Urban's excellent book on the subject); the US Civil War saw
some of the last use of massed foot drill on the battlefield - because over
the next couple of decades, the repeating rifle and then the machine gun
were introduced.
As an aside, the "Highland Charge" was simple - stay at the edge of
effective musket range, persuade the enemy to fire a volley at you
(possibly by firing your own volley and then dropping your muskets), and
then try to sprint from the limit of musket range, to the enemy, faster than
they can reload. In the days of plug bayonets (rather than socket
bayonets) this worked; against "well-drilled troops" it failed.
57:
It's really interesting reading everybody's comments. Thanks so much for
all of the fascinating responses!
About eye gouges and groin kicks and other dirty moves. I think people
get the wrong idea about how it works. This is not about techniques, legal
or otherwise. It's about the mindset you need in order to survive in a fight.
And it's true that fighting in MMA can't guarantee street survival, but it
offers you far more opportunities to get that survival mindset than learning
techniques or drilling them outside fight context does.
I used to be on a women's self-defense demonstration team. We did lots
of groin kicks and eye gouges for pretend. When I remember it I break out
in hives. Saying, 'I could poke you in the eye' or 'I could kick you in the
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groin,' sounds great in theory. But unlike in martial arts demonstrations the
opponent isn't going to come at you in a predictable way and he isn't
going to just stand there while you do the move. Not to mention that it
takes quite a lot of aggression to kick somebody in the groin or claw at
their eyes. This destructive aggression for many of us isn't easy to come
by.
And what if the eye gouge fails? What if you kick him in the groin and he
smiles and keeps coming (some guys do--I've seen it). Now what?
It's true that there are MMA fighters who train purely for sport and who are
probably nonviolent outside. But it's also true that a lot of the people
attracted to the sport are attracted to it because they love the violence. I
personally know a number of doormen and street fighters who train and
fight MMA also. I wouldn't recommend trying to poke one of them in the
eye, personally :-)
58:
"...but perhaps the most offensive to me is the fact that a person can rise
to high rank and great influence without possessing any fighting ability
whatsoever. "
There are very few people who are both great fighters and great teachers.
And the qualities you need in a General are not the same as you need in
a regular soldier, although there is obviously overlap.
I have practised Shorinji Kempo for some 35 years. It was originally a
religious organization that taught a martial art in order to attract young
people to the philosophy. Latterly, to my disgust, it has largely dropped it's
religious origins and there is almost nothing taught of those in the West.
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It was never about fighting per se, and indeed hard contact free fighting
was severely discouraged after a number of deaths. However, you will find
some kenshi who are rubbish fighters and some who are excellent. The
latter includes one well known very senior teacher who has allegedly had
over 200 street fights in his life.
59:
As for real fights, my first instinct would be to go for a weapon. Anything -
stick, bottle, chair, rock. Real fights are not about fairness but life or death.
Always try to bring a gun to the knife fight, or a baseball bat to the fist
fight. A big stick is worth several dan grades.
60:
Guys, some clips just for your amusement :-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xw5wjwVkFc
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61:
Unfortunately the real problem with MMA is strategic rather than tactical.
That leaves actual fights, where if you go to the ground you can't escape
because you can't run, and you're a sitting duck for your opponent's mate
kicking the hell out of you while you are grappling. It's even worse if
weapons are involved.
62:
OH, and re https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19rcj1qm8GE
Most approaches to knife fighting assume people are using power moves
designed to drive a tanto through armour: Japanese samurai stuff. This is
much like how Akido makes a ton more sense if you visualize your
opponent's wrist holding a sword. Its origins are in battlefield last line of
defence stuff for disarmed samurai in armour, which is why
kicking/punching is irrelevant - the armour gets in the way too much.
Control the sword arm and attack the joints and/or throw: it's a rational art
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for that scenario, and training quality is usually exceptionally high. Good
stuff.
Knife disarm etc. against people who *aren't* stabbing hard enough to
punch through armour is vastly harder; the blade is a paintbrush that
paints with your blood. Just slight contact can poke an artery. They don't
commit force to the blade because they don't have to: typical tactics are to
protect the blade hand with the off-hand to guard against disarms, and to
keep the blade moving.
Knives are very, very bad things and extraordinary fear of them in hand-
to-hand is appropriate.
63:
I always got the impression (having been fortunate enough to have
personally avoided real fights almost entirely) that winning a real fight was
a lot more to do with attitude and experience rather than technique and
training (in whatever discipline/art). I once knew a guy who would (and
had) hospitalised people in fights; he had no martial arts or combat
training, but had hair trigger unpredicatability and violence lurking just
under the surface (particularly when drunk), and a willingness to seriously
injure his opponent in any fight. I remember him finishing one story with:
"... and then I broke his leg with a metal drain pipe, just to make sure he
didn't get up ..."
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Whoever starts a fight usually has a massive advantage for one or several
reasons - surprise, weapons, friends, insensitivity to pain through drink or
drugs, lack of inhibition, plus they get to pick their target and the time and
place of their attack.
Dirk Bruere replied to this comment from Tricia Sullivan | September 11, 2014 13:15
65:
Watch it and cringe...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd7M4H0b62k
Tricia Sullivan replied to this comment from leashless | September 11, 2014 13:24
66:
@leashless The problem I have with your logic is that it assumes you
have a choice about going to the ground in a fight. I might not want to be
there but it's not always a choice. So if I'm there, it's a good idea to have
some experience dealing with it and getting back up.
The whole point of MMA training is that you may be a standup specialist
against a grappling specialist, and then you train to avoid going to the
ground against world-class grapplers, not some random guy in a dark
alley.
Again: MMA not a perfect solution, but better than the alternatives imho.
67:
Dave, "real fights" covers everything from teenagers brawling in the park
through professional criminals raiding each-other's houses up to Cold War
special forces meeting in the tunnels under Berlin where gunfire will draw
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too much attention. What makes a fight "real" is that, to the combatants
involved, it's at the edge of their training frame / operational envelope.
Nutters with a talent for violence do very, very well to a point. But (for
example) bouncers and police deal with them on a fairly regular basis
without terribly high injury rates. A lot of that is context: they work in
groups, the de-escalate, they take a lot of precautions against getting
sucker punched or ambushed and so on.
One-to-one duelling between people who are drunk is where most "hard
cases" learn their chops, and it's not a good training ground against
organized and semi-skilled opponents.
Tricia Sullivan replied to this comment from Dirk Bruere | September 11, 2014 13:28
68:
@DickBruere LOL you read my mind. I almost posted that, but I was
restraining myself.
I think this clip illustrates a serious point: when you don't have contact
training in your practice you can become pretty deluded. If you have a
compliant training partner, anything can work.
Dave_the_Proc replied to this comment from Dirk Bruere | September 11, 2014 13:29
69:
This particular guy seldom started fights, but if he wasn't on the floor with
the first hit, whoever did start it was in some serious trouble (and he
seemed to have a massive pain tolerance). Looking back, once he had a
few drinks in him, he was disturbingly reminiscent of "Begbie" in
Trainspotting (as portrayed in the movie), absent some of more extreme
sociopathy.
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70:
Tricia - yes, I absolutely agree. The same logic applies to knife defence: if
you're unfortunate enough to be attacked with a knife, there's a good
chance you didn't have options.
You need ground game (I did a reasonable amount of judo) but the MMA
mindset is all-too-often that going to the ground maximizes the
advantages of your training. That might be true, but it also maximizes your
liability in any self defence scenarios.
paws4thot replied to this comment from Antonia T Tiger | September 11, 2014 13:41
71:
I'd agree about your cite's romanticism (interesting and well argued
anyway though), and that several of those actions seem more likely to
have involved "mounted infantry" (I'm defining cavalry as "soldiers
equipped and trained to fight from horseback", and explicitly excluding
units like "armoured cavalry" of Vietnam vintage).
Even if I take the cite at face value, I think some of my other points, like
about "forming square" and about cavalry being outclassed by armour still
stand.
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72:
I have always assumed lack of ground techniques in SK reflects its gang
fight origins.
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paws4thot replied to this comment from Tricia Sullivan | September 11, 2014 13:45
73:
Supporting anecdotals - I've heard it from several sources that shock to
the groin takes between 5 and 20s to register in the brain, so it's quite
possible that the assailant will "just keep coming" for long enough.
Dave_the_Proc replied to this comment from leashless | September 11, 2014 13:47
74:
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to make out that this guy was some
kind of mythical Terminator-like being, but rather trying to illustrate that a
willingness to do damage to your opponent makes a big difference in the
outcome of fight (a point which I think you've also illustrated in your
posts).
leashless replied to this comment from Dirk Bruere | September 11, 2014 13:51
75:
That makes a ton of sense. Lot of guys, lot of running around, you'd really
rather not be on your back.
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Sorry, I feel this is a far more appropriate link, given the discussion so
far... You'll have to watch the whole minute, mind you :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mVRfLgzYdQ
...windmilling, keys...
leashless replied to this comment from Dave_the_Proc | September 11, 2014 13:58
77:
Yes, absolutely. I think a lot of why police etc. have such low injury rates
for dealing with guys like your friend is that they unbalance the odds early,
and provide a ton of de-escalation options.
Nobody wants to get Begbie'd and the people who deal with 'em on a
regular basis seem to rely on groups and tactics and descalation more
than head-on conflict. I suspect that's because fighting with them is
sodding dangerous even for people with some training.
Antonia T Tiger replied to this comment from Dirk Bruere | September 11, 2014 14:43
78:
This is one of the guiding principles in the stories I write.
There is a Charlie-character who once hit his opponent with a railway
signal post (and incidentally messed with a lot of commuters).
OK, so that might be considered an example of relativity. It might have
been the train that was moving at speed.
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You've seen the basic syllabus exercises taught in Aikido: and yes, they
consist of a straightforward stab, a slash around your guard, and a
downard stabbing attack into the neck.
That's the syllabus for grading examinations; the students who have
passed those gradings practice a much larger repertoire of tanteido, on
weapons courses and in closed lessons for higher grades.
Some of the practice I've seen - off at the corner of the mat where
students a grade or two up from my level of are working with the tanto -
would answer your points quite well.
80:
Tricia
It is right and proper that the study of martial arts should be a practical
study. A trained fighter should be able to defeat an untrained one, or he is
not studying a martial art. However as a practitioner gains skill and
experience, as they go beyond the level of being able to defeat 90 or 99%
of those they might encounter in a confrontation, he or she has to confront
a central dilemma: what are they training *for*?
After that point you no longer have viable, realistic opponents to prepare
for. The only opponent you are fighting is yourself.
The traditional Japanese styles come from a heritage of dealing with this
problem. The sword schools of the civil war era were encouraged, after
the triumph and pacification of the Tokugawas, to look inward. Without
war, what is the purpose of training? The unarmed schools adopted this
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There are two ways that infantry can stop a cavalry charge:
1. Fire enough rounds to kill enough horses to stop them. This was
achieved occasionally by artillery firing grapeshot at close range. That
requires remarkable courage and training on the part of the artillerymen
(which is why it failed at Balaclava; the Light Brigade took the guns there,
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even if they didn't keep them). It became routine, though, with the arrival
of the repeating rifle around 1900. Arm a few hundred infantrymen with
Lee-Enfields and they can break any cavalry charge.
2. Hold a solid formation that the horses won't ride into/through. You need
to be enough ranks deep (probably about 8) and having some sort of
longarm (pike, sarissa, bayoneted musket) makes it easier. Cavalry can
try the caracole (ride up, shoot, ride away) to break up the ranks and then
charge for the gaps - the longarms make it much easier to cover for an
occasional gap in the ranks. This is what drill was for; so the scared
soldiers stuck to their drill instead of panicking. If you stand your ground to
a cavalry charge, then the horse will refuse to ride through a solid mass of
people.
If you want to see cavalry charges, try going to a large protest in a
western country. Mounted police have conducted cavalry charges to break
protests many times in the last few years. Tends to break the protesters'
will without inflicting very many casualties: far less violent than rubber
bullets or tear gas.
Jay replied to this comment from Dirk Bruere | September 11, 2014 15:15
82:
One of the best overall rules for fighting is to try not to let the other guy set
the terms. If you're attacked, your goal is to break contact. If you're doing
the attacking (and you probably shouldn't be), then you can bring
weapons and friends to the fight, which makes things ever so much
easier.
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leashless replied to this comment from horza | September 11, 2014 15:28
83:
I rather like Shintaido's approach to the question of "what are martial arts
for now?"
http://www.shintaido.co.uk/
Very, very strong technical skill base (some innovative, some inherited
from Karate) and a mandate much wider than fighting - dance,
performance, meditation, almost a yoga all seem to have roles. It's a deep
thing.
I only got to train with their people on one workshop and it was most
illuminating; Karate with the affordances of Akido would not be an unfair
summary. Lovely stuff.
Antonia T Tiger replied to this comment from Antonia T Tiger | September 11, 2014 15:49
84:
A quote from one of the stories…
Whether the bad guys are Bunraku puppeteers with a sideline in mayhem,
or real ninja, they run into some up-to-date military technology.
Charlie knew the sound, and felt no sympathy for his late opponents. He
wondered, for a moment,if they were even, properly, ninja. A well-trained
Lewis gunner, firing short bursts, backed up by men with rifles. It was a bit
different from his experience—there was a lot more cover in the shell-
churned wastes of No-Man's-Land—but he knew what he would do. And if
he were out there, under that fire, he would be praying for thinner buttons.
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Whether we're talking martial arts of cavalry charges, reality had a bad
habit of being different.
85:
"This destructive aggression for many of
us isn't easy to come by."
Anyone who remembers the first time they were instructed to strike
another human being - a real attack, accurate, committed, nothing 'pulled'
or hesitant about it, striking like your hand will cut through them - knows
that this is *difficult* to do.
I find that encouraging and reassuring: humans are not innately violent.
It's difficult to teach, but it's essential: no one learns real defence against
pretend attacks.
If you can get footage of Ye Olde English Football Hooligans 'fighting' on
the terraces, you'll see half of them (at most) punching with their
shoulders and their bodyweight, committed to the strike; and most of the
rest dabbing at like it's all terribly unhygienic and they'd really rather not.
86:
OMG you guys, too many comments to address!
@horza
I am not sure what I’ve said that suggests I know the One True Way. Quite
the opposite. I have said that fighting is a chaotic, messy, business. You’re
right that it’s become fashionable for people to attack the traditional
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martial arts, and the alternatives offered by way of RBSD are sometimes
worse than the thing they are attacking. But one can train in boxing, judo,
wrestling, BJJ, catch-wrestling, sambo, Muay Thai and MMA and get a
good grounding and experience of competitive fighting—it’s not
everything, it’s not the battlefield, it’s not weapons, but within its own
boundaries each of these fighting methods are testable by the individual.
This is the direction I always point my friends in when they ask. It’s what I
would do if I could start again as a young person. These methods are
about the fighter him or herself, not the teacher or the system or living up
to a standard that is essentially imaginary because you don’t fight.
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And before I offend the traditional martial artists too much, let me say
again: I have no problem with people who want to practice the art for the
sake of doing the art. If there is some spiritual or personal benefit to be
gained for people, great.
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the people one encounters unless the people one encounters are all
pretty weak.
Speaking personally, after I got picked up and thrown across the room by
a Very Large Gentleman in a class when I was 28, and after I tried to
punch the bag and could not even make it move more than a couple of
inches because makiwara training had inhibited the penetration of my
shots, I had to throw all of the stylized Okinawan stuff (which I LOVED at
the time) out the window and painfully start over. And I do mean painfully.
I only knew how to move in a highly stylized way, and it was a big
disadvantage. But six months later I knocked a high-ranked internationally
competitive karate fighter on his ass. We were both surprised. In a
Japanese dojo I’d never have dared do that. I would have had to defer to
his superior rank to make him look good.
Once let out of the box, I would never go back. YMMV, of course
87:
I liked this post a lot! Thank you. (I studied martial arts then studied and
taught women's self-defence for years.) I was nodding all the way
through.
But what really caught my eye was: You have someone teaching you
(allegedly) to fight, but they have no fighting experience themselves let
alone the know-how to help you. If you go along with this long enough,
you can aspire to turn around and teach others one day. Ad infinitum; ad
nauseum. Substitute write for fight and you've got a goodly percentage of
Creative Writing MFAs. Obviously not a perfect correlation but close, in so
many ways...
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Tim Freeman replied to this comment from leashless | September 11, 2014 19:25
88:
@leashless: Was the PTSD something that came before the martial arts
training, or was it caused by the martial arts training?
Bob replied to this comment from Nile | September 11, 2014 19:41
89:
Excellent points all. I suspect that you are right in saying that all martial
arts evolve in their emphasis. Learning an art as it was created; learning
the "true" art if you will is extremely difficult. I certainly haven't gotten
there. However, as you said there are some extremely talented individuals
that do. There are one or two shihan that I have seen in my career that I
honestly believe could handle themselves in almost any situation that
didn't involve firearms. But as you say, they are few and far between.
90:
"When you say that the practitioner can defeat 90% of the people he
encounters, I have to wonder how you know that. In what fights has this
training been tested? Because it’s not easy to be able to defeat 90% of
the people one encounters unless the people one encounters are all
pretty weak."
I was meaning real encounters - the ones you might not be able to avoid
on the street. 90% of these would be drunk, stupid, aggressive males,
rather than the genuinely dangerous, sober martial artist you meet in a
dojo. Drunks have very poor balance, and a little knowledge in sweeps
and throws goes a long way here.
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Whatever your "Way", this is the progress in realistic fighting you make, is
it not? The ability to defeat an increasingly wide range of opponents in an
unavoidable street encounter, outside the dojo.
I was making a purely philosophical point about what training means when
you live in a peaceful society and you have reached a level where
advancing your study of the art will not advance your physical safety in
any significant sense. And I firmly believe martial arts must have a
philosophical point to it - else age and decrepitude will make mock of us.
I understand your main point is that MMA has brought a much greater
sense of reality to the tournament focused styles of the 80s-90s (and that
there's a way to go). I heartily agree - watching the Gracies dominate
those early Octagon fights was an eye-opener. It caused me to add Judo
to my repertoire, and my original club (Edinburgh University) now has a
syllabus that includes JuJitsu and an emphasis on self-defence and
bunkai. "Illegal" techniques are being recovered from the kata in a strange
form of archaelogical research.
But MMA isn't realistic either. In MMA you can't stab a rigid finger into an
eye. You can't crush a windpipe, or strike the carotid with a knuckle. Can't
kick out a knee or use teeth to rip and tear flesh in the groundwork.
You can't even strike a training partner down for turning their back on you,
as was allowed in those old Japanese sword schools.
All training is a compromise between reality and safety. Historically those
dangerous techniques were encoded in the kata, but the understanding
got eroded, the emphasis switched to the flashy popularity of the
tournament fighting.
I was fortunate in my training, starting out in a club run by bouncers, who
practiced what they preached and gave me a solid basis on my own
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Dirk Bruere replied to this comment from Tricia Sullivan | September 11, 2014 20:09
91:
Sasakawa. When I was lined up with the hundreds/thousands opf others
in our uniforms at the Budokan in 1985 he was one of the dignitaries on
the podium. As each one was introduced the kenshi saluted them (gassho
rae - we don't bow). Then along came Sasakawa and I wondered at the
time why so many Japanese kenshi refused to do so. I found out later.
Anyway, he was a big patron of the martial arts. Beyond that, he and
many of the big names in Japanese martial arts were either associated
with, or members of, the Black Dragon society. Here is our founder.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doshin_So
Dirk Bruere replied to this comment from horza | September 11, 2014 20:16
92:
"Whatever your "Way", this is the progress in realistic fighting you make,
is it not? The ability to defeat an increasingly wide range of opponents in
an unavoidable street encounter, outside the dojo."
Yes, but not necessarily in the way you mean it. In the wider context of
some Japanese arts that "opponent" and the "street encounter" is not
about thrashing some drunk but is far more socially-politically oriented.
Read up on the "street fights" that were a hallmark of the use of MA
schools to break strikes or clash with the Communists in the 50s/60s.
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What I really despise about Western MA is their limited context and petty
vision that goes no further than being a sport on one hand or a "I'm gonna
kick yo ass" streetfighting wannabe.
93:
I can think of two martial arts systems geared to real fighting, and they're
both practical police/military styles rather than venerable traditions. Krav
Maga training as practiced by the Israeli military requires serious
protective gear as punches and kicks are not pulled. The Taiwanese
police have their own form of Kung Fu,which judging from some videos of
training is forceful, stunningly fast (as in blink-and-you've-missed -the-
whole-thing) and not at all elegant.
94:
Someone mentioned knives.
*sigh*
Many years ago, back in the eighties, a friend was into martial arts. I was
visiting one weekend, and found a book he had on knife fighting. The two
authors had *real* credentials: one in the military, both in reform school
(as they used to call it), and one in jail.
At the end of the book, one gave an example of a *real* knife fight he'd
been in in a bar, I think. Guy1 pulls knife on him. He pulls knife, and
moves it. Guy1 keeps eye on author's knife. With his other hand, author
reaches behind him, grabs a chair, and hits guy1 over the head with the
chair. End of knife fight.
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95:
By the way, am I the only person here who regularly reads Kung Fu Tea?
It's a fascinating blog by an sociologist who studies martial arts culture
and practices wing chun. If you want to see a more objective take on
martial arts culture, from mythologizing weapons and origins stories to
how schools have historically worked, it's quite worth it.
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and the martial artists know about it. That hasn't stopped anyone from
teaching martial arts, and I doubt it ever will. The key point, though, and it
is important, is that fighting and violence really aren't what most martial
arts schools are about. Sure it's a cycle of BS if your only focus is
violence, but it's a system that seems to work pretty well.
SFreader replied to this comment from Heteromeles | September 11, 2014 21:24
96:
For business applications, 19 out of 20 in a marketing research study (a
type of applied social science) is 'good enough' because of the nature of
the decision to be made: how much sugar should be added to bread to
make it palatable to at least 20% of the kids under 12 likely to be served
cereal for breakfast? By how much do we need to fluff up corn flakes so
that one ounce fills a typical breakfast bowl? Pretty low risk, and whose
results are unlikely to screw up some bigger decision down the road like
understanding the Theory of Everything.
What's worrisome is that so many NIH studies, including clinical trials, did
not analyze results by basic demos such as age and gender regardless of
sample size. A real head-scratcher ... in a field where the difference of a
few base pairs can indicate severity of something like Huntington and
census data consistently showing differences in life expectancy, that a
whole chromosome can be completely ignored.
leashless replied to this comment from Tim Freeman | September 11, 2014 21:31
97:
@Tim, I acquired PTSD from having two mentally ill parents and some
environmental factors. As a result when I came to martial practice I came
to it as a killer (I'm probably a sociopath - I've avoided diagnosis.)
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I got therapy early and a lot of it, then did an awful lot of meditation under
an Indian school with close ties to the gurkhas. That seems to have
beaten out most of the dents, and the outright predatory stuff doesn't
seem to be part of my nature. At least as far as I can tell. I put my lack of
empathy to good use, doing worst case scenario disaster planning / state
failure / other stuff as a theoretician working for government and
academia (see also: hexayurt project.)
leashless replied to this comment from leashless | September 11, 2014 21:37
98:
Oh, I should say that I did have some problems with state dependent
memory: physical skills that I learned when I was still in bad shape tended
to lock in that mindset, so certain areas of my PTSD management were
slowed down by the martial arts training: hypervigilance, exaggerated
startle reflex etc. make a ton of sense in a martial arts context, so some of
the reflexive, instinctive levels of the PTSD didn't settle much until I had
stopped practice for quite a few years.
TRX replied to this comment from whitroth | September 11, 2014 22:15
99:
> mark "funny, they don't say a word when I
> go through security with my solid wood
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In the USA, that's an "assist device" and protected by Federal law. Not
even the TSA can take it from you.
Why yes, that *is* a security loophole... and there's an entire subculture of
"assist device" users taking maximum advantage of that.
100:
One thing that's worth discussing is how and why people train. Two
extremes:
2) Iaido (drawning a sword and making a perfect cut in one motion) which
is old Japanese stuff
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physical violence (police, bouncers etc.) and one can imagine fight
training specific to each niche in additional to general skills training.
But, by god, there is something deep in the reptile brain, in the base of the
spine, which says "I could take him" and it feels good. "I am not helpless. I
am not afraid. I have options."
Martial arts might well be the cheapest and easiest way of creating that
sense of empowerment for people, even if the training has very little
impact on overall statistical mortality.
When I teach fighting (once in a couple of years I'll do a brief seminar for
friends) I focus on four things.
1) understanding which fight you are in: escaping, status fighting, murder.
At the end of that, I guarantee I've added very nearly nothing to a person's
ability to win a fight in ring against a determined opponent. But I have
given them a sense of control, because usually they haven't thought
enough about violence to be able to use their rational intelligence to
strategize about it. Just having a few bits to hang on to really helps people
feel more confident: when trouble starts they have a road map, even if all
it really says is "run away now."
I think there's something deep in our animal soul that, for some of us,
needs this as much as we need mountains and wilderness and sea shore.
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Just popping in to say, yikes, Nicola--you are right. It's the same
phenomenon.
Yet actually, as I play with the analogy in my head, I want to say that at
least in the creative writing classes the students are doing actual writing.
So there's that crumb of comfort.
102:
Hm. You do say that people can study for whatever reason they want, but
you seem to be implying that *all* martial arts instructors claim their art will
make you a great fighter, can't handle real fights, and are generally
blustering fools. If that's the case, what happensed to those students who
weren't in it to be fighters - do none of them ever become instructors?
None of my teachers have claimed that my art (capoeira) will let you win a
real fight. In fact, they make a point of discussing what happens when an
outright brawl breaks out in the roda, that we are practicing an activity with
rules that are absent in real fights. The biggest claim I've heard is that you
might be better equipped to dodge a blow or fall without hurting yourself.
And capoeira has been used in street fighting - of course, back in that day,
they were also doing it with razor blades.
I know students who came to capoeira looking to learn to fight, yes, but
that mindset was always quickly discouraged.
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"Martial arts might well be the cheapest and easiest way of creating that
sense of empowerment for people..."
No. The cheapest and easiest is carrying an effective weapon.
104:
Any thoughts on the (in)famous fight scene from They Live?
105:
Higher levels of Aikido practice feel useful for a real fight IMHO - one
defender is pitted against multiple attackers who are encouraged to attack
with random timing (including multiple at the same time) and full
penetrating attacks (to give the defender enough aggressive force to use
in redirections) to which the defender can react with very serious twists
and throws because he knows that his fighting partners are well versed in
proper falls and rolls. As others have already mentioned, any of these
moves executed at the same speed and intensity against an non-aikido
opponent on a hard surface would be very devastating. We also had
people go to other schools to learn different attack styles, so that we can
defend against a kickboxer, for example. And always disengagement was
emphasized so you can run away from the fight as soon as possible.
Heteromeles replied to this comment from Turducken | September 12, 2014 16:39
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Razor blades? How about axes and machetes? It's worth reading Ring of
Liberation if you can get a copy of it. It's a PhD thesis on capoeira that
includes some fairly well-researched history.
I played capoeira (badly) back when I was in college, and I'd say that it's
actually great for fighting in a couple of unobvious ways. One is that
capoeira plays in the space between game and fight. If you've noticed,
most martial arts are about how you'll handle yourself once the fists are
flying at you, capoeira's about reading the signals and (very importantly)
improvising on the spot, all the time. I'm also more fond of the way
capoeira handles ground work than, say, aikido, because you go down,
keep moving, and get right back up again. Don't get me wrong, breakfalls
are important, but in most martial arts, that's the end of the sequence. In
capoeira, you better keep moving if you're on the ground, or you'll look like
an idiot in the roda. There's also something very useful about the trickery
in capoeira--a skilled capoeirista is a tricky rogue, not an honorable,
stand-up warrior, and it's a martial art where embarrassing someone
without hurting them (say by tripping them) is considered better art (and
more fun) than beating them bloody.
Finally, capoeira's got this neat trait that it's a performance art. You've got
something to aspire to be good at even if you don't want to fight. It helps
that it has some of the most powerful kicks on the planet, but when they're
used for spectacular show, who cares about how dangerous they are?
Jogo bonito!
TRX replied to this comment from Turducken | September 12, 2014 21:28
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> students who came to capoeira looking to
> learn to fight, yes, but that mindset was
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I've been having Tae Kwon Leep flashbacks all through this thread...
108:
I remember some of the early TV myths about martial arts, such as the TV
series Kung Fu, and this very British treatment of that myth.
Nicola Griffith replied to this comment from Tricia Sullivan | September 12, 2014 23:16
109:
Eh, some of them are :) But some, not so much...
Antonia T Tiger replied to this comment from Nicola Griffith | September 13, 2014 07:50
110:
What I recall, and "Creative Writing" wasn't around to screw tuition fees
out of students, is that the only writing taught was how to answer an essay
question in an exam, and that wasn't taught in any detail. It was the only
writing kata of those ancient-time school leavers.
Tricia Sullivan replied to this comment from Nicola Griffith | September 13, 2014 12:54
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Sigh. That is depressing.
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> But there's one set of techniques that you are very good at indeed, and
rarely think about or even realise that you know: breakfalls.
I didn't study aikido for very long - four or five years, just long enough to
learn how to hurt myself in new and interesting ways - but I never thought
that what was taught in the dojo would be used in a fight outside the dojo,
and that point got stressed a lot in training by the instructors.
To be honest, it's the breakfalls that I value most from the few years I
spent training (if only because I probably paid the most for them). As our
teacher put it, you're very unlikely to ever use kote-gaeshi outside of a
dojo, but knowing how to breakfall will save you from a broken hip or
worse when you slip on ice on the pavement at age seventy. And he was
right, though I didn't have to wait for age seventy to find out; I managed to
step in shampoo walking out of the shower in the gym after one class and
I can distinctly remember seeing both feet with the far wall under them
and thinking "this is not going to end well" then hearing someone do a
breakfall and realising a few seconds later that it was me and I still had an
intact spine, which I personally enjoy having.
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going to do it yourself and shoves you through it for the first time. That
was nearly twenty years ago for me, and I can still close my eyes and
hear the "oh shiiiii*slap*" noise and see a few of the higher grades
grinning along. The utter bastards.
For me, that was the entire point of studying aikido - I didn't want to learn
to win a street fight because frankly, I never really wanted to get into one
and that's what running away is for. I sure as hell didn't want to get
"combat training", because (a) guns, (b) drones, and (c) ICBMs. Learning
how to punch hard sortof stopped being how you won in combat a while
back. Training for me was about learning to move (something puberty
tends to swipe from most boys for a few years), learning not to hurt myself
if I fell, boosting confidence and having fun. And the gi looked a damn
sight less silly than a leotard, so it beat gymnastics quite easily...
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113:
After years of classical MA training you can stand perfectly on one leg
while you put a sock on the other foot.
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