‘TRAILER PARK BOYS SEASON IV EPISODE 4022 NEVER CRY SHITWOLF DRAFT 3 - JULY 16, 2003 CAST 1. Julian 2. Ricky 3. Mr. Lahey 4. Bubbles 5. Randy 8. Cory 9. Trevor 10. J-Roe 11, Trinity 12. Ray 36, Officer George GreenTEASER EXT. TRAILER PARK - DAY 1 Bubbles and Ricky sit in lawnchairs sipping on umbrella drinks. They wear Sunnyvale Trailer Park hockey jerseys (Ricky’s has a “Cc” for captain because he is now the trailer park supervisor and Bubbles’s has an “A” for assistant because he is the assistant trailer park supervisor). Ricky produces some dope and places it in a 4 foot high brass water pipe. They start to smoke it. A phone rings in the background. . RICKY Bubbles, all the clones made it man. All four thousand four hundred and nineteen of them - they’re all alive! The way I see it we’ve got two weeks. It’s only gonna take a week to move everything to the new location so really we could take two weeks off easily. Bubbles looks confused - and rightly so. RICKY (CONT'D) Today we're gonna get drunk and stoned...and we're getting Chinese food buddy. We are officially on vacation! Cheers. Trinity comes out of the trailer with a cordless phone and a Piece of paper. She points at the water bong- TRINITY What's that thing Daddy? RICKY It’s an insect smoker it keeps the bugs away sweetie. Bubbles bursts out laughing at the ridiculous explanation. Trinity starts to read from the paper. TRINITY (READING) Daddy, Cory and Trevor called they cut Mrs. Peterson’s garden hose in two with the lawn mower and they want to know what to do...and Barbara Lahey called and said she wants the lot fees right away and that something called a collection agency is coming after her. R 2 EPISODE 22 - DRAFT 3 - JULY 16, 2003. steed +e RedeThe phone rings again. Trinity hands it to Ricky. * RICKY * I can’t talk to anyone right now. * Bubbles you get it. * BUBBLES I can’t get it I’m way too silly * right now Ricky. What if it’s Barb? * | RICKY (laughing) Bubbles I am trailer park supervisor, you are assistant * trailer park supervisor I am giving you a direct order to answer that. * phone. * BUBBLES (Laughing) No fucking way Ricky you just said * | we were on vacation. * | Trinity answers the phone. * RICKY * (quietly) * We're not here sweetie. * TRINITY (INTO PHONE) * Hello? I’m good how are you?... No * he’s not here...no he’s not here * either...okay I’1l tell him. * RICKY * Who was that sweetie? * ‘TRINITY * It was Julian he’s getting out of * jail early. * RICKY * When? He’s not supposed to be out * for two weeks. * TRINITY * He said he got out an hour ago. * He’s taking the bus home. * Trinity skips away. Ricky takes a huge hit from the pipe. * RICKY * Right on, Julian’s coming home. * NEVER_CRY_SHITWOLF EPISODE 22 - DRAFT 3 - JULY 16, 2003.