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Arcadia High School Class of 1~85
-Front Row left to right-Colette Hunter, Laura Scott, Lisa Mann, Lynn Cowie, Julyce Monbleaux, Tracy Lambert, Tammy Lustgarten, Kara Keenan, Peter Cannice, Kate Kelly, Julie Bowe, Stephanie Roth,
Christy Bulkeley, Kim Reiss, Christy Williamson, Lori Rubin, Carol Brown, Dave Burkett, DeeDee Gage, Penny Deihl, Loretta Wooten, Kelly CampbeU, and Lisa Ford.
-Second row left to right-Nadia Aityata, Mindie Draney, Michelle Sandlin, Stacy Gower, Caroline Novoa, Kim Conley. Gina Dondero, Lisa McCreary, Lisa Bruner, Liz Bains, Danelle Sucato. Lisa Utzinger,
Sonya Corey, Theresa Henricks, Claudia Soto, Amy Rosner, Angelica Martinez, Deanna Kuk, Stephanie Pitha, Debbie Gilkey, Shelly Strength, and Amy Strassels.
'Third row left to right-Duane Behrmann, Dan Colson, Ken Hakes, Chris Adams, Jim Porch, Pat Naumann . Charlie Beresford, Tim Newman. Jim Brasure. Adam Henderson. Dave Licosati, Bob Dallafano.
Alan Work,Troy Kochis, Steve Rosholt, Ken Belanp, E.G. Carlstrom, Dean Cerimeli, Steve Koskela, George Trezos, Eric Hitchcock, Mark Hunsaker, Tim Wampler, Jim Kracht, Craig Goss, Tony Hall and
Dane Millet.
-Fourth row left to right-Kristen Sorenson, Stacy Gorman, Cindy Childree, Danielle Maneth, Laura Yound, Kathy Mundy, Syrena Kickman, Kim Bond, Leah Ingle, Mary Schroen, Joey Pelgrim, Madeline
Manley, Terri McClane, Anne Echols, Lisa Johnson, Gretchen Crane, Carol Day. Tricia Davies, Linda Klekner, Catey Bracken, Yael Serror, Eileen Cleere, Katie Coleman, Julie Hendin, Dana Kaplan, Sally
Carl, Debbie Milam, Chris Savage, Christine Hauser, Tracy Noble, and Sherri Mough.
Eagerly Anticipates Graduation
-Fifth row left to right-Ed Figeroa, Vince Fleming, Kevin Blanchard, Rob Fleming, Steve Abt, David HeUer, Charles Peters, Lance Warren, Ed Marin, Rob Makemson, Mike LaPorte, George Drum, Mike
Ashcraft, James Martin, Larry Ramsey, Keith Bennett, Greg Johnson, Scott Havens, Keith Eichenauer, David Swanson, Jeff Neher, Jason Toth, Robert Stewart, Juan Telleria, Joe Gregory, Andrew Nabity,
Jeff Blum, John Gunderson, Joe Davis, John Hammer, Jack Haenichen, and Doug Vaughn.
·Sixth row left to right-Kelly Troutman, Elaine Lambert, Avery Crossman, Lonnie McCarty. Marla Occhino. Jo Gillstrap, Deanne Hartin, Margaret Moorehead, Robin Jason. Shelly Dennison, Jane
Bloemker, Laura Owens, Suzanne Peirce, Suzy Hill, Courtney Flynn, Beth Winikka, Karen Zuchowski, Tiffany Ray, Beth Aul, Jill Klessig, Natalie Nadolski, Sandy Smith, Sheri Bratt, Tess Montgomery,
Carolyn Carns, Alice Crump, Rebecca Kennell, Valerie Johnson, Lisa Pelgrim, Beth Newberg, Marlt Kommodal, Erica Gilsdorf, Chandelle Joos, Kitten Spencer, Tracy Cramer, Evette Theel, Nicole Behrens,
Helen Hanscomb, Julie Carson, Sheila Czerwinski, Martha Bunce, and Alison Creighton.
-Last row left to right-Barney Johns, Joe Schubach, Jeff Kreig, Dilip Bansal, Rob Withers, Jeff Fleischer, Jeff Wolfenbarger, Paul Bradford, Greg English, (Some Brophy guy), Eric Hale, Gary Mackay, R.J.
Rairigh, Anton Visser, Dan Pallela, Brigg Stolworthy, Steve Hankerson, Chris Shimer, Jeff Rose, John Herring, Brent Schlenker, Tom Sahanas, David Martin, David Evans, Steve Pope, Greg HArdy, Steve
Egan, Bill Rosenfeld, Jeff Davis, Lance Jones, Bruce Stodola, Perry Brooks, Allen Revivo, Bill West, J.B. Swan, Bob Smith, Jordy Rockowitz, Peter Nadler, Scott Lang and Sami Dajani.
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Editorial • • •
You know, if you'd have asked me four years ago, I'd have
told you that I thought this day would never come. Suddenly,
it's a week away, and I'm in a mad panic. Did I send an-
nouncements to all of my relatives? Is my gown going to clash
with my shoes? Which side is the tassel on before I get my
diploma? Will my parents really take the Master Card back?
What is in store for me now?
Boy, it seems like just yesterday we were sitting in the gym for
Ingleside graduation, getting excited for the "big" dance and
trying to soothe out little sunburned bodies from the previous
big day at Big Surf.
Remember the excitement of registering for high school?
Sure, we were cool as we entered on the first day of school ... but
then again, it was Freshman Orientation and we were the only
ones there. Now think back to the second day. We encountered
something more horrifying than any of our worst nightmares ...
UPPERCLASSMEN. Suddenly we were surrounded by swarms
of huge people who seemed (at that time) to be feet taller than
us. Worst of all, they were making fun of us, and trying to make
us buy season passes to a non-existenet swimming pool.
Where has the time gone? Our sophomore, junior and senior
years seem to have literally flown by. In fact, in that time, they
tell me that I completed, and passed, three years of Spanish. It
seemed to me to be one extremely long, well ... jail sentence, so
to speak.
Just how many useless weekends did we spend at Herberger
Park? Not enough! It's strange to think that we have to be
serious about our lives now. No more club pick-ups. No more
Tuesday Buck Night. No more pep assemblies. No more
Cotillions. No more Arcadia gossip.
Of course, college will have its share of crazy times, but they
won't be spent with the people we've grown up with. We will all
be going our own ways, getting married, having our own
children. . . ut w en we pull out our senior yearbooks to show
our kids, we'll all remember just how great the Class of '85 was.
But, you know, we couldn't have gotten through these past
four years without some help from some very special people. I
know that I have some "thank you's" to make, and since I'm an
editor, I think I'll bore you all by expressing them right now ...
Mom and Dad-don't worry, my senior year wasJun, anyway.
Thanks for everything!
Eileen, Katie, Linda-hey it was fun while it lasted!
Everyone on the Arcadian staff ... I don't care how much the
school hates our paper! We worked our little bottoms off and
did a darn good job, too! Thanks for all of your cooperation.
You'll win the volleyball game next year. (Take that, Mr.
Cowie.')
Christy B., Julie B., Lori R., and Andrea G.-you guys are the
BEST! Even though we took the flack for everything (and I
mean everything.') I still think we did a pretty good job of keep-
ing this school in line!
Thank you, too, to all of the rest of the member of Student
Government. I'd say we had a pretty productive year of yelling
each other. But honestly, for a group of animals, you turned in-
to great leaders.
Mr. Bruins and Ms. Collins-thank you for the examples that
you've set, but please, Ms. Collins, will you let Julie and me
graduate?
Mr. Penfield-you always fixed my high school years so they
were just right. You were a wonderful counselor. Thank you!
Thanks to the "Wild Ones" in the Social Studies Department.
Mr. Meyer ... boy what a Student Governemnt Sponsor! Thanks
for all of your help with a class that was probably louder than
any of your freshman classes! Mr. Schifin0 ... your jokes are ac-
tually improving. Thanks for keeping me amused. Mr.
Cam well . .. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me of
the one unpardonable sin. I'll make you a deal ... your
forigveness for a year supply of yellow paper. Okay, two years.
And, finally, Mr. Shore ... I bet you never thought I'd get my act
together after that first impression I made in government!
Thanks for everything... especially helping me improve my
solitaire game!
Well Mrs. Hagen-for a group of uncreative, extremely bor-
ing writers I think we ended up pulling off a good year. We can't
thank you enough for everything you did for us, namely your
patience. You really should be Teacher of the Month, you know.
Finally, thanks to the Class of '85. Did we have fun or what? I
tell you, May 30th is for us, and only us. It's our last night (of
course the night will continue on into the next morning!) but it's
our last night to really be ourselves ... no matter how wild and
crazy that may be. And you know what? I say we go for it! And
do you know why? Because sometimes you've really just got to
say ... what the heck!
ARCADIAN May 24,1985
Classof'85 With Christy & Eileen
Considering that graduation is only six days away, all of the
Favorites seniors seem to be holding their own rather well. No nervous
breakdowns, no last minute doubts about college choices, no
Car-4S0 SL reluctance about leaving behind childhood friends. Right?
Female Singer-Madonna
Male Singer-David Lee Roth
Group-Van Halen
Wrong. Looking back over four years of high school, we realize
that these years have practically molded us into what we are to-
day. At Ingleside, we had not yet developed our i~dividual per-
Book-American Government sonalities. We ran around in little hordes, worrymg about our
Food-Pizza "popularity. " But after we got into high school, we fin~lly realiz-
Movie-Breakfast Club ed that popularity isn't worth anything. What matters IS that you
Football Team-Arcadia care about your friends, and your friends care about you.
Video-Don't Come Around Therefore we dedicate this column not only to the Class of '85,
Here No More but especialiy to our friends, who have made our high scho~l
years worth writing about: Linda "I hate that" Klekner; Katie
Athlete-Mitch Gaylord "our little airhead" Coleman; Jim "you talker, you" Kracht;
Actor-Richard Gere "Lustin' Justin Indiana Dixon;" "In Dilip We Trust;" Carol "I
Actress-Rachal Ward need psychiatric help" Day; Rob "He'll eat anything" Withers;
Song-Obsession David "Ditties" Dittmore; and "E Plurbis Jeffum."
Radio Station-KUPD But we wouldn't want to forget a few others likes: "Unilateral
Fast Food Restaurant-Burger Beaker Half Pants;" Dave "the flasher" Burkett; Steve "don't
King drip on my furniture" Koskela; Chris "Lurch" Adams; and Jeff
Comedian-Eddie Murphy "the white Prince" Bradford.
Basketball Team-Suns The adventures we had this year were truly bizarre. Isn't it
Color-Red strange how in our last months of school we became so cheap that
we would only go to a movie on dollar day? Obviously we've been
Game-Quarters
hanging around Jeff too much. And the V-Club. How many
Candybar-Snickers senior members did we have, 10 or II? And the "F-n-C's" t~at
Gum-Carefree Wintergreen we'd scam on on Friday nights, and abandon on Monday. Notice
Ice Cream Store-Gelatos how it's taken us four years to realize that there is no difference
Cologne/perfume-Polo between Kappa and Beta? Herberger and Arcadia Park ... equipt
Ski Resort-Purgatory with the perfect rest rooms for the outdoorsy types. And, how
Teacher-Mr. Shore many times did we hear that Huey Lewis and the News album at
Cartoon-Bugs Bunny the Drive-in?
Designer-Guess Just how many baskets of chips did we all inhale at Garcia's
Restaurant-Garda's while sitting at the "dreaded table" closest to the kitchen? From
Hangout-Arcadia Park the looks of our waist lines, it may have been too many! And why
Sport-Water Skiing did we see the Breakfast Club so many times? Let's be honest
girls ... just how many of us have vowed never to be unfaithful to
TV Program-Cosby Show
Pass Time-Partying Richard Gere?
What about that Phoenix Cotillion Christmas Formal, huh?
Vacation Spot-San Diego (Sorry about the tux, Rob.) Quite an interesti~g evening of "I
never" and pretending that there was a roach m the bathroom,
Seniors when 'we were really just trying to get the toilet to flush. And why
.,By.,.Robjn Israel. are the Sophomore uys alwa s so cute, and then when they ge~ to
envy seniors. I have be Juniors they become uninteresting? It's hard to believe that
junioritis. Phoenix is the wart there won't be anymore trips to Jack-In-The-Box at unusually late
on the foot of the world, and hours of the evening. And no more bowling alley cat-fights with
seniors get to go off to college. hefty cowgirls from Camelback, and no more "Carol-sitting" on
They get to leave Arizona and Friday and Saturday nights.
And that was some mid-term celebration... in Dilip's
they never have to come back bathroom. Rob was throwing Ritz crackers and conversation
again if they don't want to. If hearts! Why? Why was the couch so funny, Dittles? And we had
they do, then they deserve to to lock Carol in the closet... however, that's typical. The pictures
stay here. we took that day will most likely get us life sentences.
What am I doing this sum- High school. They say that these years are the best of our lives.
mer? Oh, I don't know. I'll Well, so far, they have been. We've definetely had our share of
probably teach myself to tears, but it's nothing compared to the unforgettable times that
crochet, invent a friend or we've had with our friends. This is more than an ending to our
two, and put on a couple last column, this is an ending to the four most important years of
pounds. While doing that, the our life, so far. How do you say goodbye to friends that have
become almost another part of you? There is no way. Don't think
seniors are on their way to
of graduation from high school as the end ... think of it as a new
California, Washington,
beginning. We'll miss you all.
HAWAII. See ya around.
It's not fair! I shouldn't be
treated like this! When I'm a
senior I'll have nothing to look To The Class of '85
forward to-I'm going to go Imagine this: It's your wedding day. You've spent months plan-
to ASU and live at home. ning and organizing. All your friends and relatives are gathered to
Someone come rescue me! witness this most important ceremony. The flowers are perfect;
Calgon take me away! Oh! everyone looks great. The ceremony begins. All of a sudden a
Ohhh! How I long for a beacl~ball is bounced off your back. The congregation gasps.
beach. Just one day and one Some fireworks explode. Your composure is lost.
night. That's all I ask, ONE! Your friend who has been celebrating on your behalf pukes on
How I long for a beach! Warm your grandmother.
air, cool water, hot sand sif- That does it. Your life is ruined. Over. Kaputt.
ting through my toes. The Seriously though, these things wouldn't happen at a wedding
smell of the ocean, the call of because most people respect the solemnity of the occasion.
the gulls. The sand sifting Besides, weddings are held in churches and we all know how to act
through my toes-the, ouch, in a church.
the. .. ow! What is that? A That brings me to graduation. It isn't held in church but on the
cactus needle? I got carried football field. Maybe that's why some people act like they're at a
away. Just get me out of my football game.
back yard. I'll have these The same amount of planning and preparation goes into
hallucinations all summer long graduation as a wedding. Lots of people work very hard to make
and all next year. The desert is it memorable. Parents, relatives and friends come long distances
the most fantastic place for to witness our moment of glory. Grauation is a ceremony, a
having hallucinations. I hate solemn occasion. It's time to reflect on both the past and the
hallucinations. The rest of my future. Through our silence we show respect and reverence to our
living days will be spent pick- school, our fellow students, our teachers and those who honor us
ing cactus needles out of my with their presence.
feet in Phoenix, Arizona. Let's make our graduation ceremony memorable this year. Let
Yeah, I envy seniors ... it be what it was intended to be: a serious ceremony honoring our
Maybe, if I'm lucky, this class as we end one segment of our lives.
summer I'll be able to pick And, hey, after its all over- let loose, have some fun,
cactus needles out of more ex- celebrate-you deserve that too. After it's all over.
citing places than my feet ... Congrats Class of '85.
Page 3 ARCADIAN May 24,1985
From one of the Editors' Desk Student of the Month And You
From the editors desk. This is the end-of-the-year article where
the editor must say a little something to everyone on the staff.
Kim, Mary, Alison and Amy: the "quiet" ones. You know,
Society and the track team,
she is the president of the Thought
Spanish Club, and was in the
you never said a word all year and now I know why! You were too
busy writing! Thanks for being the only ones to ever have their
Civil Air Patrol.
Her greatest achievement by
Motley Crue
articles in on time.
Robin; Where's your "macho man"? You're so creative.
far is her acceptance into West
Point Academy. She started
Was Bad
Keep that bizarre imagination going next year! By the way, look the application process the Those of you who like to
out for the cactus needles this summer. summer of her junior year but keep up with the underground
Julie and Emily: Hey! What are you doing laying under those actually wanted in since 8th music scene may have noticed
tables? Take off those walkmans! What ever did happen to the grade. One can only submit an the recent abundance of
Pillsbury Dough Boy? And lead us to the box of donuts, right application with a congres- groups with very unusual
Emily? sional recommendation. names. The names bands think
Denice and Jenny: You're going to the bathroom again? No, Representative John McCain
up these days are really amaz-
recommended Madeline. After
you can't take Van with you. Next year, remember to sell the
donuts for a higher price than what we paid for them.
Madeline applying, she had to pass
physical tests and interviews ...
ing, not to mention totally
hilarious! A few of us at the
Claudia: Thanks to you, we never went without page 4, and Madeline was accepted as an Arcadian have done some
sometimes page 3! Good luck with these animals next One of Arcadia's most
early selection (or in other research and unearthed some
outstanding students is
year ... you'll need it. words, in the 1st draft). She is very interestingly named
Madeline Manly. She is this
Kris and Laura: Boy! What copy editors! As soon as I'm done month's student of the month. one out of 149 women ac- bands. We've chosen the most
writing this article, I'll sit down and explain to you what your job Being a very modest person, I cepted out of her class. Her humorous of these groups to
is. Nevertheless, you guys did good work. Kris, aren't you glad we had to coax Madeline a bit so class consists of 1400 students. review for you in the following
made it through that "tired" stage? And Laura, when are you that she would talk about What are her career goals column.
gonna go to Alpha Beta in your pajamas again? herself. after W estpoint? Well, she is a PREPARE YOURSELF!!!
Van: When are we going dancing? Good sports writing! Thanks On the most part, one can bit undecided. She has decided
see Madeline in the library to stay in the military and 1. The Bloody Preschoolers
for all of you in-depth interviewing and research. You'll make
everyday doing her work for the government. The This California group has
some newspaper very proud someday! Intelligence field interests her
schoolwork. She says she has got to be the foremost band in
Marla and Sheila: Beware of the Dunkin' Donuts woman! or possibly a job in foreign af-
little time for anything else. the "Kill your Father, Kill
Thanks for your hard work and for staying on our side during the fairs.
But after she listed her ac- your Mother, Torture the Dog
battle with yearbook! Whatever you decide
tivities, I could see that she and Eat the Cat" movement.
Buddy: Thanks for the picture! Next year you should try to be must have had some free time Madeline, we are all sure you
Their music has an amazing
the photographer-you'd do a great job! to fit in all these achievements. will succeed. Arcadia is proud
of you and wishes you the best resemblance to the sound that
Martha: Just how much gas did you use this year? Thanks for She is a member of Honor
of luck next year and in the occurs when one puts one's
doing all of the manual labor ... heaven knows I couldn't have
future. younger brother and his pet ig-
done it! Remember, older men are better!
uana into the dishwasher and
Jeff: You came in late, but added a lot. You're a very clever
guy .. keep writing like it! I had fun working with you in 3rd hour, Rapid Trends turns it on. Guaranteed to
keep all unwanted relatives
but to quote Mr. Camwell, "Jeffery! Get outta here!"
Arcadia has seen many 3-toned hair have all played a back in Ohio where they
Tiffany: Were in newspaper this year? That's funny ... I don't
trends this year, many of part in Arcadia fads. belong. Highly recommended
recall assigning you any articles. Good poems, Tiffers! Let's go
which have gone in and out Swatches, fish hook for those with seriously
water-skiing!
rather quickly. From neon to bracelets, real Vaurnets, damaged hearing.
Loretta: Well, if it isn't my other half! How's Scott? Are you
parachute pants, Arcadia has plastic handbags, and ban- 2. The Beheaded Bunnies
still in "the club?"
seen it all. Net shirts, paisely danas wrapped around legs are This German group would
When are we going to Target, Rosalee?
shirts, "Franky says ... " various items that many Arca- obviously not have been a
Justin: We sure did miss you this semester, but it was fun while
t-shirts, and the "Madonna dian picked up on and made favorite of Walt Disney.
it lasted. By the way, Eileen and I are starting up a charity Bleeding hearts beware! Just
fundraiser to get you some un-used credits. We all know you'll look" lasted no longer than t rends out of them.
two months. Mini-mini skirts The first person to ever wear check out these tastefully titled
need them! Let's do something soon! (I'll bring the yogurt.)
and the Hawaiian look lasted white lipstick at Arcadia must tunes-
Eileen: Well co-columnist, we did it... we actually did it.
longer than expected. Can you have been pretty brave. Thumper bites the dust
Thanks for all of your help. I'm sure gonna miss you next year!
believe that the Flashdance (or Several people liked the idea Soft, furry and dead
Remember, the "V" Club rules, so keep your distance from
recently raped looked) even and they too began wearing it. You blow my mind
mushrooms! And that's ... The Way It Is!
made it to be one of the big- Striped nails was another fad Serenade a la guillotine
To the Editor's Desk gest clothing trends this year that went in and out quickly.
has seen? The trend that has lasted
We've lost our minds.
For our last selection, we've
I've been ready to write this article all year. In fact, I'm almost In addition to clothing, Ar- since Valley Girl days and is chosen an album that's a little
positive that the sole reason I ever wanted to be Feature Editor cadia has seen unique hair still alive is the expression more lighthearted and much
was this article. Now, I believe that it's finally time to put my styles. Weaved hair, tails, and "like. " more weird!
famous cynicism to work and reveal to you, our readers, the true 3. Gentlemen in the Oven.
personalities of Christy Williamson and Loretta Wooten. yes, it's
time for "Eileen Strikes Back!"
All Arcadians Featuring these soon-to-be
hit songs:
You might have noticed Christy and Loretta's names on the So far this year I have been pretty proud to be an Arcadian. Side A
staffbox, for, you see, they are the "EDITORS. " Inspires a feel- Unfortunately, today's assembly reversed that feeling. After the I need some dough
ing of terror in you doesn't it? It should. The entire staff lives in rat race (literally) in the auditorium I feel very embarrassed to be Just call me chip
fear of them. But that is precisely why they are the EDITORS. a member of my class. Let's get baked
Many characteristics are necessary in order to be an EDITOR, in- The major reason for this letter, however, is not to criticize I'll turn off the oven and
cluding 1) a scathing sense of humor, 2) dripping sarcasm, and 3) those resonsible for the calamity but instead to commend those melt with you.
no fear of the Administration. Both have these three in great who received the thrust of that action. Being in the pit orchestra Side B
abundance. during the teaset for the musical I could not see what happened, I just keep popping up
Let's begin with Loretta. Hmmm. Loretta. I don't know, but though I heard plenty. Those who have never had the frighten-
Poppin' fresh dough
upon questioning several members of the staff, I found that few ing yet exhilerating experience of performing on stage, especially
You burn me up
of them knew that she was an EDITOR. But of course, she is! in front of their peers, could not possibly realize the impact that
Whatever happened to the
After all, haven't you ever noticed how long the Cheer articles even a simple cough could have on a performer. I cannot speak
Pillsbury Dough Boy?
are? And I find it particularly amazing how she talks about kinky for those who had the misfortune to be on stage during that
sex as if she were one of its most foremost practioners, but I know time, but had I been on stage performing I know I would have We hope you've enjoyed
perfectly well that she's in the V-club! Loretta's vocabulary is ex- been mortified. our selections for this record
tremely extensive; I've learned several interesting new words and review-it all goes to show,
Senior pranks (or any pranks, for that matter) notoriously
phrases in the past few months. Well, her purse is always a mess, have no objective and accomplish nothing, while simultaneously you can never take music too
and you know what they say "Dirty Purse, Dirty Mind." I've no causing anguish to other. I hope someday we (kids and adults seriously! !!
doubt that someday she will convince a huge flock of people of alike) will consider the feelings of others before acting in such
something, and then she'll have thousands of sycophants ways.
following her around, and chanting her name, and bowing, and We have a wonderful fine arts department full of dedicated
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stuff. " musicians, actors, technicians, and (of course) teachers who
And as for Christy! Beware of her on the days that she has her receive great satisfaction from entertaining the rest of us. No
camera! She wants pictures of everything and everyone, and I'm real emphasis is placed on the fine and performing arts at Ar-
the lucky one who gets to take them. No one ever listens to her, so cadia, much to everyone's misfortune. We create and perform

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she does everything herself, and still never makes a deadline. for people because we want to give other a reason to laugh, to I
Senioritis has driven her slightly crazy, and she can be caught cry, or to escape the pressures of this world through a story, be it
singing the theme to the "Beverly Hillbillies" at random intervals. music or a play. Those of us who perform realize the need we all
She is the only person in the entire school who can answer the have for the arts.
question, "Do rubber cement boogers stick to the chalkboard I would like those responsible for the disturbance to imagine
when you throw them?" She's truly a helpful individual. life without these pleasures we work so hard to bring to you. I SENIORS
In fact, they both are great friends of mine, and that's probably would also like Donald, Maggie, Alexa, Elliot, Glen, the Hot
why I can't think of anything I've said, cause I love them both, Box girls, and the rest of the unfortunate, yet very professional, FAREWELL
and really didn't mind being a measly Feature Editor under them! performers to know how much admiration I have for them. Had
I'll really miss them both next year, it's truly been an adventure. I been in their situation, I'm not sure I could have handled it.

Amy Rosner
Page 4 ARCADIAN May 24,1985

Class of 1985 10 Year Reunion ALL BEST

We're here at Arcadia High School's Ten Year Reunion for the Class of 1985. Everyone
AMERICAN DANCER
looks so mature and worldly wise, but we know the truth ... well, we think we know the truth.
According to CAROL DAY and ERIC HITCHCOCK, the 1985 winners of the Biggest Gossip
Award, this is what the graduates of '85 have really been up to. Keep in mind as you read these
that after Carol graduated she went on to marry a rich old man, but after two weeks of marrige,
he sent her to Bellevue Hospital where she is currently being treated for blatant neurosis and
closet nymphomania. You should also know that Eric now portrays "Grandpa" on the new
edition of "The Munsters." Whether or not you want to take their word for it is solely up to
you ...
JOHN CHAPKO founded and is current manager of "John's Dance Palace" with JENNY
PAPLAWSKI working in the hat check booth.
BILL WEST is a Playgirl centerfold.
ROB WITHERS finally made it to Wimbledon ... but fell asleep during the match.
GINA DONDERO is a member-at-Iarge of the Hell's Angels chain gang.
PHIL DEBROSSE is making millions as the oresident of IBM.
ANGELA TASSONI suddenly decided that PHIL DEBROSSE is her true love-wonder why?
KITTY SPENCER and DUANE BEHRMAN got married, and Kitten joined the Mormon
Church so they had a reason to have eight kids.
DAVE BURKETT tried to have a political career, but gave it up because no one would vote for
him. Now a teller at Valley National Bank.
BILL ROSENFELD, ERIC SHELTON, STEVE EGAN, and DAN CROWLEY couldn't at-
BEST EYES -
Barney and Tara
tend the reunion because they are serving 10 years for Grand Theft Auto .
MIKE BERNAS, KEITH BENNETT, WILL YOUNT and JEFF DAVIS formed the law firm
of Bennett, Bernas, Davis and Young, and are busy trying to get their friends out of prison.
BEST LEGS
CAROL BROWN is the prison matron at San Quentin, keeping Rosenfeld, Shelton, Egan and
Crowley in line.
KATIE COLEMAN couldn't find the reunion.
DEAN CERIMELI is the gorilla for the Phoenix Suns ... but he doesn't use the suit.
BARNEY JOHNS is teaching Seminary at Arcadia.
LINDA KLECKNER wrote a book called "People I Hate and Why" which catapulted her to Rob
instant fame. She then took over for Joan Rivers on the Johnny Carson Show.
BOB SMITH is the new Dunkin' Donuts chef. "Gotta make the donuts."
MICHELLE VALE is a Harlequin Romance novelist.
MOST
MARTHA BUNCE is now the head of Mary Moppets Nursery.
DAVE DITTMORE can be seen on his late night video show, "Rockin' With DAVID LEE."
MOD/PUNK
STEPHANIE ROTH has major role in a popular daytime soap opera but sought psychiatric
help when she couldn't distinguish between her real life and the soaps.
STEVE KOSKELA caused a nationwide uproar when he publicly claimed that Dr. Pepper
cured AIDS and is now in charge of all of Dr. Pepper's publicity.
CHARLES PETERS went AWOL during boot camp and hasn't been heard from since.
EILEEN CLEERE changed her name to Crystal and is the national spokeswoman for Cascade
dishwashing soap-slightly demeaning, but she admits she's in it for the money.
JANE BLOEMKER married GREG ENGLISH and they started a new clothing store called
"PaDDa Scholars."
LORI RUBIN portrays Ronald McDonald for all of McDonald's charity events.
E.G. CARLSTROM is living off of the money he made on his book, "Be a Stud," and chasing
ex-homecoming queens.
LISA FORD purchased a Minnie Mouse costume and moved to Anaheim so that she and Tracy
Eighmey could dress alike forever.
PERRY BROOKS is on the road crew for the Don Rickles traveling show.
JIM KRACHT made millions off of his first movie, "In Search of PHIL DAVIS" and is cur-
rently drawing up a contract with Mr. Rutz to star in his next movie, "What's My Line, or
Die."
TAMMY LUSTGARTEN and JULIE BOWE are running for President and Vice-President of
the United States with the slogan "Protect the American Way ... Kill a Commie." Eric and Julyce
· d . R.J. & Erin
LAURA 0 WEN S IS omg Ultra Brite commercials.
YAEL SERROR moved back to France and is currently teaching English to the French
children. As far as we know, the only phrase the children have learned is, "Guess what happen-
BEST BUNS
ed to me today."
ALEXA TIBBETS, LANCE SHEPPARD, JOEY PELGRIM and GEORGE DRUM are living
in a commune in Wyoming.
R.J. RAIRIGH joined the Air Force and was required to shave his head. Rumor has it that he is
having a bit of trouble getting dates nowadays.
PETER CANNICE, because of his need to be in the spotlight, became the ringmaster for Bar-
num & Bailey. GINGER JARVIS and MIKE LA PORTE are also performing in the circus with
their death-defying "spears of fire" trick.
ROBIN JASON could be one of the following: I) anchor on the CBS news; 2) dental hygenist;
3) Mary Kay beauty consultant. No one really knows which of these she is, if any.
ALLEN REVIVO is conducting the Pepsi Challenge taste test across the nation.
DAVID SWANSON is currently hosting "Puttin on the Hits."
CATEY BRACKEN, living up to her family's expectations, married ANTON VISSER.
J.B. SWAN, living up to his family 'S expectations, married COURTNEY FLYNN. However,
adultery has no social expectations, so they switched mates on the weekend.
BEST SMILE
KAREN ZUCHOWSKI is a female mud wrestler with BETH WINIKKA as her -I (and only)
fan.
JIM PORCH is "The Zuke's" trainer and bucket boy.
TIM WAMPLER is still having Arcadia parties.
TROY KOCHIS and KELLY TROUTMAN have been married and divorced four times .... to Greg
each other.
- Christy
TONY POPADOPOLOUS is a Solid Gold dancer.
AMY ATCHISON was offered the Nobel Prize, but turned it down.
MOST LIKELY TO BE
JORDY ROCKOWITZ, PETER NADLER and TRICIA DAVIES joined the Peace Corps, and
now feed the hungry in Cambodia.
PRINCIPAL OF AHS
STEVE ROSHOLT has a five year contract to make CONAN THE BARBARIAN movies.
DILIP BANSAL changed his name to "Dilipe Bansalini" and is now the head of Organized
Crime in the United States. He is accompanied at all times by STEVE ABT (alias Baby Face) his
first lieutenant and bodyguard.
GEORGE TREZOS is the owner of GEORGE'S GAS-N-GRILL. Also "acting" on the side.
CHRISTY BULKELY went on to Harvard, Yale, Princeton, became a neurologist, but gave it
all up for the love of her life. Now earning minimum wages at George's Grill.
CRAIG COSS, in order to stay near his idol, is now doing lube jobs at George's station.
CHRIS ADAMS still hasn't graduated from Arcadia.
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SENIOR MOSTS LORETTA WOOTEN moved to Russia to become the translator for the new premier. After ten
years she practically has the entire country convinced that Communism is a farce.
BEST LOOKING Courtney Flynn and R.J. Rairigh TESS MONTGOMERY, after learning of a new movie entitled TERESA, changed her name
BEST EYES Courtney Flynn and Rob Withers back.
BEST SMILE Christy Bulkeley and Greg Hardy LISA MANN and LYNN COWIE are the new prime-time "Laverne and Shirley."
BEST BUTT Robin Jason and J.B. Swan
BEST LEGS Suzanne Peirce and George Trezos CHRISTY WILLIAMSON, after inheriting her parents' OXFORD SCHOLAR, decided that
BEST DRESSED Tracy Lambert and Anton Visser conventionality was not her finest trait, and renovated the place into THE LEATHER CLAD
BEST BODY Kelly Campbell and Ken Belnap SLAMDANCER. She now resides in L.A.
MOST PREPPY Jane Bloemaker and Greg English
MOST MOD/PUNK Julyce Monbleaux and Eric Hale DEE DEE GAGE made a personal fortune as the national poster person for Weight Watchers
MOST OBNOXIOUS Carol Brown and David Jones Anonymous.
MOST HUMOROUS Christy Williamson and Brigg Stolworthy JEFF FLEISHER moved to California and married A VERY CROSSMAN because she's "such
MOST NEUROTIC Carol Day and Barney Johns
CUTEST COUPLE Catey Bracken and J.B. Swan a nice Jewish girl."
BEST ATHLETE Angela Tassoni and Troy Kochis PENNY DEIHL and KEN BELNAP worked out together and became national bodybuilding
BIGGEST PARTIER Lisa McCreary and Tim Wampler champs. Currently co-owners of a combination health spa and bar called "Beef and Booze."
BIGGEST SLOB Tiffany Ray and Eric Shelton
BIGGEST GOSSIP Carol Day and Eric Hitchcock
KELLY CAMPBELL is currently residing in BelAire, working on 5th husband and 8th BMW.
BIGGEST AIRHEAD Tracey Eighmey and David Licosati DAVID HELLER became a mad scientist and married his able assistant JULIE HENDIN,
BIGGEST STUD/STUDDETTE Sonya Corey and E.G. Carlstrom however he left her for his true love, his Apple 2C portable computer.
BIGGEST BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE Carol Brown and Jeff Davis
CUTEST Erin Moore and R.J. Rairigh LIZ BAINS' laugh was taped for Saturday morning usage.
MOST INTELLIGENT Tammy Lustgarten and David Heller VAN TUCKER is still trying to get through SCC.
CHEAPEST Beth Winikka and Pat Naumann TRACEY EIGHMEY works at Disneyland doing the voice of Minnie Mouse.
BEST PERSONALITY Christy Williamson and Bill Rosenfeld
LEAST EASILY EMBARRASSED Carol Brown and Will Yount COLETTE HUNTER decided that the best contribution that she could make to womankind
BIGGEST FLIRT Tracey Eighmey and Eric Hitchcock would to be host a daily talk show entitled "Why I Colette, Know Everything."
MOST EGOTISTICAL Tracy Lambert and E.G. Carlstrom ANTOl NNE BLUTH suffered a tragedy earlier this year when he was struck by a bolt of lightn-
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE EIGHT KIDS Lisa Ford and Mark Hunsaker
MOST LIKELY TO STAND UP A DATE Courtney Flynn and Steve Egan ing. Now a sidewalk preacher warning small children about the dangers of Parker Brothers'
MOST LIKELY TO MARRY FOR MONEY Kelly Campbell and Pat Naumann board games.
MOST LIKELY TO BE A MOVIESTAR Tracy Lambert and Ken Belnap TIFFANY RAY, contrary to popular belief, made her own fortune as a Cardiovascular
MOST LIKELY TO BE A PLAYBOY /PLA YGIRL CENTERFOLD Kelly
Campbell and Bill West
Hepatic-Renal Internal Surgeon and Therapist.
MOST LIKELY TO BE A PRIEST OR NUN Jenny Merrill and Peter Cannice CHARLIE BERESF'ORD is a groupie for Iron Maiden.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A RABBI Avery Crossman and Jeff Fleischer ERIN MOORE became a nun, but left the convent in order to marry Mark Hammil.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A PRESIDENT Julie Bowe and Peter Cannice
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE Tiffany Ray and Joe
MARLA OCCHINO and SHEILA attended DeVry where they studied air conditioning. Now
Schubach hair stylists at "Sharla's House of Beauty" on 32nd and Van Buren.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A TEACHER Martha Bunce and Charles
Peters
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Tammy Lustgarten and Phil DeBrosse
ALL AMERICAN Christy Bulkeley and Ken Belanp
ALL ARCADIAN Christy Bulkeley and Peter Cannice
BEST ATHLETE
MOST LIKELY TO BE THERE WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OUT Robin Jason
and David Jones
MOST LIKELY TO SERVE A JAIL SENTENCE Wendy Wendt and Bill
Rosenfeld
MOST LIKELY TO NEVER LEAVE HOME Helen Hanscomb and Duane
Behrmann
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME PRINCIPAL OF AHS Avery Crossman and
Van Tucker
MOST LIKELY TO BE SEEN ON CAMELBACK MOUNTAIN Gina
DonDero and Chris Adams
BEST DANCER Tara Moses and Barney Johns
MOST LIKELY TO WRITE TRASHY NOVELS Tricia Davies and David
Swanson
MOST NAIVE Yael Serror and Charles Peters
MOST SOPHISTICATED Tammy Lustgarten and Anton Visser
MOST LIKELY TO DODGE THE DRAFT Tricia Davies and Jordy Rockowitz
MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED RIGHT AFTER GRADUATION Kelley
Troutman and Troy Kochis

MOST LIKELY TO HAVE

EIGHT KIDS Troy and Angela

MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED

Mark and Lisa

MOST LIKELY
TO BE PRESIDENT Tammy and Phil

BEST PERSONALITY ,

Julie and Peter Christy and Bill

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tremendous capabilities of something or someone.

ilast lIIill (9 ulestament

I, CHRIS ADAMS, will to gest Junior hosebags) for 5th I, JEFF FLEISCHER, will
compulsive lying to get out of
destructive situations.
I, JIM KRACHT, will most
everything I don't own to
GREGG GHELFI, a man
I, MARY L. SCHROEN,
will my eyelashes to KIMBER-
LY BECKLEY so that she can
wear colored mascara.
I, YAEL SERROR, will my
ED SIPES my body. In his hour use only! JASON PRICE a bottle of
whose mind knows no bounds. faded accent to D.B., J.B.,
mind, he is a stud so he might WE, the 1984-85 VARSITY cologne and some friends . and C.B.
I, JEFF NEHER, will my
as well have the body of a CHEER LINE, will to the I, JOE GREGORY, will to
practice as head rabbit killer to I JUAN TELLERIA, will
stud. 1985-86 cheer line a little more WALTER WHITE most of
HAROLD (BO) BROOKS so my Mustang to my sister and
I NADIA AITYAT A, will TMHBism and a more exten- my immense acting ability and
he can carryon the tradition. my Cubs shirt to David Wohl.
tha~ KARIM finds a date for sive vocabulary. talent because he really needs
I, LISA MANN, will my I, GEORGE TREZOS, will
the Yuma Prom next year. I, LYNN COWIE, will my some.
"aces" to CHRISTINE all my bad luck, arrests,
I, BETH AUL, will the 20 ownership of the K. company I, ERIC HALE, will the GT
O'BRIEN so she can get her suspensions, tickets, and
pounds I lost to anyone dumb to CHRISTINE O'BRIEN! Cabriolet to MIKE ZERBIB,
first real bra. fights to KINNON
enough to take them. I, SHEILA CZERWINSKI, (alumni); art to MIKE Mc-
I, TARA MOSES, will all SANDLIN. P.S. Also all my
I, LIZ BAINS, will leave my will all of my x-boyfriends and CAULEY and SEAN
my long hair to all the bald good looks, he needs all he can
whips to LAURIE NELSON boyfriends to be MELINDA McKUSICK (alumni); mind get.
punkers in the school.
so she can whip Usa when STACK, and my detention and thoughts to LIZ BAINS
I, TONY PAPAP- I, VAN TUCKER, will my
she's naughty. hours to NICHOLE and MARK McCAULEY;
DOPOULOS, will my car suave and debonair scamming
I KEN BELNAP, will my CHEENEY. clothes to science.
stereo to GLEN REVIVO so ability to Bart Nadolski so he
positive attitude to KINNON I, TRICIA DAVIES, will I, JOHN HAMMER, will
he can get a lifestyle. can have a fun senior year too.
SANDLIN. my valium collection to the in- my kind loving attitude
I, CHARLES PETERS, will I, WAMP, will my wild and
I JOE BLAKELY will my coming freshman class. toward teachers to any and all
my snakeskin jockey shorts to crazy weekends to anyone who
BMW to JIM MAY so that he I, PHILIP DAVIS, will my underclassmen, they need it.
SCOTT BLACK. can handle them. Probably
can feel important on his first lungs to JASON WHITE so he I, ERIC HITCHCOCK, will
I, JIM PORCH, will my SEAN COONEY .
date. help can CRAIG HAYNES my funny jokes to my P.E.
"Mr. Attitude" to Sean I, WENDY WENDT, will
I CHRISTY BULKELEY, and the incoming freshman buddies in second hour. I also
Cooney-may he keep his my eyes to some of the socially
wili AMY RUTKIN, a real sing cadence in Cross Coun- will my slowness with girls to
memory burning. blind Arcadians so they can
radio station, and JON try. SEAN LAKE.
I, LARRY RAMSEY, will see themselves as they really
BELSHER the ability not to I, PENNY DEIHL, will I, MARK HUNSAKER,
my arms to GREG DONNAL- are-not as they belive they are.
have a nervous breakdown SEAN LAKE, the seven kids, will my Rabbit to my cousin
LY so that he can be big. I, CHRISTY WILLIAM-
when you realize you're the PAUL GRAVES, the ability JULIE so that she will be able
I, TIFFANY RAY, will my SON, will Arcadia's empty
only one left to run an entire write notes and AMY to drive her friends crazy in-
senioritis to MICHELLE bank account to KENDALL
homecoming. RUTKIN a new attitude. stead of me.
RIGBERG. DENTON, my sense of humor
I, DAVID BURKETT, will I, DA VID DITTMORE, I, DAVID JONES, will my
I, LORI RUBIN, will to to next year's Arcadian
my unused credits to CHRIS will my humbleness and guitar massive chest to KEHLI
JAN RUBIN all of my pa- editor. .. you're gonna need it,
ADAMS. playing ability to ANDREW WARDELL.
tience, sweetness, and and all of my grounded
I SALLY CARL, will my HARTSFIELD to make him a I, DANA KAPLAN, will
understanding that I have had weekends to my little brother,
cat'from HPA to anyone who well rounded guy. my place in Mr. Curtis'
as a wonderful sister. Use it who I'm sure will live to
feels the need to Ralph. I, ED FIGEROA, will my Physics A class to LORI HEN- well please. uphold an outstanding
I, EILEEN CLEERE, will used books and what strength DIN so that she jumps 10 feet
I, CHRISTINE SAVAGE, Williamson traditon.
my special "mashing permit" I have left to help my brother, every time he sneezes.
will my patience to those who
to DENICE HOWARD and DAN FIGEROA, finish his I, LINDA KLEKNER, will
are above the petty, insecure
JENNY GILSTRAP (the big- last two years here. MARIL YN HAYES all my
students who gossip about Our Favorite
Seniors Counsel Teachers .. Parting Shots Words
We at the Arcadian recently asked some Seniors
Since the seniors have put in four years here, they feel quahfled to tell us about their favorite word or words. Here
to impart some words of wisdom to thelf teachers before leaving. CHRIS ADAMS-Mrs. Collins: Key Club loves you! Sincerely yours, the REAL are rome of Ih~ answers we reeeived~
CHRIS ADAMS to Mr. Phillips (coach): "Don't become a come- key Club. CHRIS ADAMS-"modulate" When aU else fails.
you can always modulate.
NADIA AITY ATA-I don't need to be reminded of anything. I've just been a NADIA AITYATA-"Arcadia" Because J'lI
dian, you will starve." French student who spent a wonderful year and will be proud to say that I spent it remember that this year was the best I've ever spent
BETH AUL to Mr. Scotten: "you need to add a little more spice at Arcadia. in my thirteen years of school.
LIZ BAINS-I would like to thank all the trendy posers and the Madonna wanna- KEN BELNAP-"Rats" We got busted!
to your lectures, sleeping is bad for the economy." be's for humoring the seniors greatly.
JOEY BLAKELy-uDoo'l touch me!" Btcause
SCOll LANG shouldn't be touched when he is in
LIZ BAINS to Mr. Schifino: "Get a new joke book." KEN BELNAP-One person can keep a secret, two maybe, three or more, you a bad mood.
JOE BLAKELY to Mr. Tamasauckas: "Shave." might as well kiss your *!?"$ goodbye. Your secret becomes subject to Arcadia CHRISTY BULKELEY-"Doodadoo and
Neurnt" Because it says so much!!!!!
gossip.
CHRISTY BULKELY to Mr. Meyer: "In our retirement together CHRISTY BULKELEY- Take this job and shove it! Right, Mr. Meyer?
KELLY CAMPBELL-"Outla here!" Because
those are my feelings for Phoneix and Arcadia.
I would like to say it has been a great year and we couldn't have DAVID BURKETT-I am going to own your entire neighborhood someday. SALLY CARL-"Smegma" Because Dana, Julie,
and Sheryl find it so humorous.
done it without each other. I'd just like to say we're going out in KELL Y CAMPBELL-When I was young, Arcadia was fun, but now its done, so
EILEEN CLEERE-"Man of Steel" Because 90%
it's to USC I run!
fashion. Good luck next year in the leisure life." EILEEN CLEERE-I would like to advise all the Sophomore girls to develop in-
of them went extinct with the ERA, and now 9OOJo
of all women will have to settle for a Man of
AUTO CLASS to McMahon, Coyle, Meyers: "Get some real dividual personalities! P .S. Katie, Linda, Christy - the V-club rules! Styorofoam.
LYNN COWIE-"Stupidhead" Because my
brakes!" SHEILA CZERWINSKI-Thanks, Arcadia,for all the fun times ... the so-called friends LORI RUBIN and LISA MANN are ones.
parties, the short-but-sweet camping trips (E.R. & E.S.), and the interesting PHILIP DAVIS-" Hasty Bananas" Because it
EILEEN CLEERE to Senor Heywood: "Seniors in third year couples you've created. All non-grads have fun and good luck with Ms . Collins . drives Senor Heywood nuts.
Spanish know absolutely nothing about the language." PHILIP DA VIS-Why? PENNY DEIHL-"Prub" It shows how boredom
at Flakey lakes can make your imagination work.
LYNN COWIE to Mr. Cowie: "Stay the greatest! That is the best SHELLEY DENISON-Thanks, Arcadia-thanks for all the memories, friends, BOB DELLORFANO-"Efongoul" Its a nice
and great times. It's been fun, but THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER! Later! Italian word expressing their willingness to
advice I can give you." I'll miss you, Scortcher! reproduce.
TRICIA DAVIES to Bob Larabell: "Become superintendent of BOB DELLOFANO-Now listen up, I've got nothing to say, and I'm only going SHELLEY DENISON-"Scary" Because it comes
in handy so many times. Everything is scary
schools across the U.S. and revolutionize the school system." to say it once ... it ain't over 'til it's over! especially punkers.
DAVID DITTMORE-We are not this way because we are at Arcadia, we are at DAVID DITTMORE-"Ooof!!" Because it
PHILIP DAVIS to Mrs. Riddle: "When discussing slavery, don't Arcadia because we are this way. means so much.
DEE DEE GAGE- USafety" It can be very em-
grin so much." JEFF FLEISCHER-Well ... barrassing to say in front of the whole Ford family.
BOB DELLORFANO to Mr. Rutz: "With your next paycheck, JOE GREGORY-"Beavers Forever!" JOE GREGORY-"Crud" It represents 90"', of
JOHN HAMMER-Strive for the best in everything, fight your way to the top of everything. so whenever the word is used, no one
take a little out and buy a really good, new joke book." the ladder and once you're at the top, don't be satisfied. Build more on that ladder will know what you're talking about.
ERIC HALE-"Peace, Love and Vanilla Wafers"
SHELLEY DENISON to Mr. Schiffino: "That's Hartsfield, not and keep climbing. It has inner complex meaning - Makes people go
Haaaaaaaaaartsfield. Keep practicing, you will get it by next ERIC HALE-J.D., G.H., M.S., M.B., J.B., J.M., L.B., S.W., S.B. , K., T. & 'Huh?'
T.-You have no P.P. to Arcadia: When I die these memories will fade, like tear JOHN HAMMER-"Why" Because you can drive
basketball season." drops in rain. Time to die. Adults don't ask enough questions-be yourself.
anyone crazy if you use it enough.
MARK HIJNSAKER-"Eric Hitchcock" Girls
DAVID DITTMORE to Mr. Niedens: "Quit changing your hair MARK HUNSAKER-Seniors rule, and we're cool. We like to party, so don't be seem to flock towards you whenever you say it.
tardy. So have some fun, in case you have none. DANA KAPLAN- --"Jammin' ., Just call up
style. " RHODA STI:IN and see how she answers the
LINDA KLEKNER-Virgins of America, unite
JEFF FLEISCHER to Mr. Larabell: "Stick around, Harry, and JIM KRACHl'-I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!
phone.
JIM KRACHT -"RJeenie" Because it represents
clean that stain off your pants." MADELINE MANLEY-She walks, she talks, she's full of chalk. something very dear to me: A small air bubble in
JEFF NEHER-Curbber. Certain people will know what I mean. the bottom of my shoe.
DEE DEE GAGE to Mr. Schifino: "When you are wrong admit LISA MANN-"Stupidhead" Because my friends
MARLA OCCHINO-Thanks, Arcadia, for all the fun. You made my high LORI RUBIN and LYNN COWIE are ones.
it, don't be like some people we know, right?" school years interesting. Special thanks to E.H. It was worth it. JEFF NEHER-IOGet out of here!'· I don't know
JOE GREGORY to Mrs. Hageman: "Be good to your students or CHARLES PETERS-Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic and so why.
TONY PAPADOPOULOS-"Malaka" It refers
I will come back and slap you, hard." am I. to half the people in my weight lifting class.
JIM PORCH-If you don't believe in your dreams, you'll have nothing to CHARLES PETERS-"Spweege" Because it
DANA KAPLAN to Mr. Kimbell: "Yes, other people may be separate you from everyone else. retards overpopulation.
right!! !" LARRY RAMSEY -Don't let the school go to the punkers because they will screw JIM PORCH-"Uuufooreeahh" Because it cracks
people up!!
LINDA KLEKNER to Mr. Schifino: "May 200 sweaty hippos it up. LORI RUBIN-·"Stupidhead·' Because my friends
MARY L. SCHROEN-Remember yesterday, dream of tomorrow, but most im- LISA MANN and LYNN COWIE are ones.
relax in your genuine, imitation, George Washington, cherry portant of all, live for today and for YOURSELF. MARY L. SCHROEN-"Phenom" Because it
desc ribes everything.
wood, hot tub." YAEL SERROR-Je suis tres contente d' etre une eleve d' Arcadia. Cela que j'ai YAEL SERROR-"Party" Because I love to do it.
JIM KRACHT to Mrs. Riddle: "If you inhale too much nitrous appris. Etait amuse. BOB SMITH-"Super Buff" Because this one
BOB SMITH-Here's to cool Arcadia classes and raised glasses. After good, bad, word says it all.
oxide, you will die." and great times, people say the fun is over. I say after graduation the real fun JUAN TELLERIA-"Friday" Self explanatory
GEORGE TREZOS-"See ya Serg" Because the
TIFFANY RAY to Mr. Larabell: "A person is ruled by his starts. The Arcadia party is over, but the Class of '85's party is just beginning. fag in Beverly Hills Cop reminds me of KINNON
genitals until age 35, then what???" JUAN TELLERIA-Never eat yellow snow. SANDLIN.
GEORGE TREZOS-Water skiing, silver bullet, and RATS! VAN TUCKER-"Well ... ok" It seems to work
BOB SMITH to Mr. Meyer: "Watch that belly, too many trips to VAN TUCKER-RATS ... that's the end.
every time.
WENDY WENDT-"Stressed-out" Because thats
Teepee is catching up with you." TIM WAMPLER to BILL ROSENFELD-You only live once, right? what a lot of people at Arcadia are, and that's how
WENDY WENDT-I feel like I've run an incredibly long race, and I'm going to they make me feel.
VAN TUCKER to Mr. Bruins: "Change name and seek asylum in celecrate heavily at the end. CHRISTY WILLIAMSON-"Trauma" Because
it desribes the better part of my Senior year.
another country." CHRISTY WILLIAMSON-Arcadia, you've made me what I am today. See you LORETTA WOOTEN-"(I) Scott Kreiner" If
CHRISTY WILLIAMSON to Mr. Shore: "Next year make sure in court. you knew him you'd know why! "(2) TMHB" If
LORETTA WOOTEN-Thank you, Arcadia, for all my fun memories - cheer, you knew them you'd really know why!
that the Folkdancing Club gets more publicity ... there are a lot of friendship, etc. And remember, when you see a chance, take it! KAREN ZUCHOWSHKI-"Stylin" Because
ERIN MOORE taught it to me and I always say
students who would like to join!" KAREN ZUCHOWSKI-Are we having fun yet? everything she does.
May 24,1985
Athletes feats
Girl's
Basketball
This year' s girls basketball
team, consisting of Ginger
Jarvis Andrea Marin, Michelle
Mattia, Becky Molen, Lisa
Mueller, Mia Onedero, and
Dawn Woffinden, is an ex-
cellent and talented team
coached by Lou Hallman.
Coach Hallman has been the
girls basketball coach at Ar-
cadia for eight years. He
originally coached Arcadia's
boys basketball team for
twelve years and then quit.
However, he soon began to
miss his sport and returned to
coach the girls team. The team
has performed extremely well.
So far , their best scoring effort
was against Carl Hayden,
52-28. They have played some
close games, four of which
they won in the last few
seconds. There were:
Chandler, 31-30; Chaparrel,
48-46; Cactus, 48-47, and
Casa Grande . Their
current record is 12-7; 8-1 in
the league. The team has many
star players. Becky Molen, a
sophomore, averages 20.5
points a game and 13 rebounds
a game. Dawn Woffinden is
the floor leader and she leads
the team in assists. These three
are the team's vetran players,
and they will be vital to the
success of the team in next
week's divisionals. Arcadia,
the number one team in the A
league, will play the fourth
ranked team in the B league,
Maryvale on Wednesday.
Mr. Hallman hopes to get
one of the top three sports in
the league so the team can go
on to State. The girls will give
it their best shot, and Coach
Hallman feels they have a
good chance at state if
everyone is in top shape.
Coach Hallman's goal for his
team this year is to get the
most potential out of the team
and for each of the girls to
reach their own potential and
goals, Hallman also feels it is
important for the girls to have
fun playing the game. The
team is like a family and they
all give each other a lot of sup-
port. Coach Hallman is very
proud of them. He says the
team has far exceeded his ex-
pectations. Arcadia was not
expected to win in their league,
which they did as of Friday,
26th. All the players have
greatly improved since the
beginning of the season and
Coach Hallman is very proud
and happy for everyone of
them. CONGRATULA-
TIONS, GIRLS, AND GOOD
LUCK!
Track
Arcadia's Track Team faced
the toughest meet they have
seen all season - Divisionals.
But the meet, held on May
3rd, brought excellent results.
The girl's team placed 3rd and
the boy's team 7th .
ARCADIAN Page 7
and discuss events. Their
names both begin with the let-
ter "j." They are really close
friends and most importantly
back to receive an outstanding
2nd place in shot put.
Her next stop was Provo,
Utah, where she competed in
Everyone was outstanding this month's choice for
but I would like to salute our Athlete of the Month. They
Nationals. There she placed
8th in shot and 10th in
Divisional Champs in par- are Jeff Dana and Jan Rubin.
ticular - Bob Fortner, Angela
discus-both awesome efforts.
Because track practice takes
Tassoni, Jan Rubin, and Jeff up much of her time both after
Dana. (Notice the latter two school and on Saturdays, Jan
are this month's Athletes of really does not have much time
the Month.) for other activities. But she
First I would like to salute does enjoy volleyball and was
Bob Fortner who gave the on the varsity team this year.
most dramatic victory of the Jan hopes to attend a big
meet. As Coach Archibald - college or a university. As far
described the race, he couldn't
seem to emphasize enough
Jan as the shot and disc are con-
cerned, she definately wants to
how exciting it was. Bob was Jan Rubin began throwing continue with her talent. She
running the 2-mile against a
Cas a Grande runner, alias
Jeff the shot put and discus only hopes to receive a scholarship
last year and is already one of for her abilities and to give a
Jeff throws discus and shot the best Arcadia has ever seen. good performance in Na-
"Chicken," who he had never
beaten before. In the last 200 put on the varsity track team. She is currently ranked 6th in tionals this summer.
meters, Bob put on an He also plays varsity football. the State in shot, and 5th in
awesome sprint. Coach Ar- Jeff has been throwing since the State in disc.
chibald describes it as being first grade. He was first on a She has broken the school
one of the most impressive track team in the fourth grade record in shot about three
Reflections
performances he has ever seen. at Hopi Elementary School. times already with the current
"It was like he was rocket-he His original inspriration to record 38' Y-I ". But if that's As the years go by in high school,
just destroyed the guy! I don't become a thrower came from not enough, this outstanding And change us year to year,
care if Steve Scott or Sebastian his grade school P .E. teacher, junior has broken the school It makes us stop and wonder,
Coe (Olympic contenders) Coach Morris. Another great discus record at least five times and shed a lonely tear.
were running against him, no inspiration for Jeff is the pro- and currently holds the school
fessional athlete Micheal record with a tremendous We started out so naive,
one could have beaten Bob.)
And tried to do what's right,
Jeff Dana also won 1st in Carter, an Olympic throwing throw of 118'11".
When upperclassmen were having fun
shot. He broke 52 feet and champion and the nose guard Arcardia's throwing coach, and staying out all night.
for the San Francisco 49'ers. Jeff Eccles, helps Jan to
achieved his personal best.
"Dependable" Jan Rubin In terms of future plans, Jeff develop her amazing ability. Sophomore year came quickly,
won the shot and disc as well. wishes to attend BYU and play "Jeff is a really good coach. It took us by surprise.
Senior Angela Tassoni football there. If he receives a He sets high goals for me and No longer were we freshmen,
became the Divisional Cham- scholarship, he will also par- make it fun. Even if I don't We had friends that could drive.
pion in the 3200 meters and ticipate in track. His goals are want to do something, I do it
Junior year was a smash,
placed 2nd in the 1600 meters. to be in the Olympics and to be anyway."
Katie Ewing received a 4th a professional football player, Jan's best accomplishments we're finally upperclassmen
in the 800 which was a very He considers making varsity were in the Junior Olympics We were driving mother's car
notable achievement. football as a sophomore as his last summer. She placed 1st in Which we had such a blast in.
E.G. Carlstrom placed 4th best accomplishment, Jeff both shot and disc. She then Senior year's the last year,
in discus and Kennon Sandlin won the City Track Meet. Out- progressed to the Regionals
side of school, Jeff's hobbies held in Tucson. Because of car This is the end of fun and games,
got 3rd in the high jump.
For after graduation
To qualify for State, an are ATC's and cars. Con- trouble, she missed her disc
It won't be quite the same.
athlete must place in the top 4 gratulations, Jeff, and good event. But this did not
in Divisionals. This is where luck in the future! discourage her and she came
Karen Pomerning almost lost
her chance. In the long jump,
she placed 6th. In the 100
meter Hurdles, she placed 5th.
In the 400 meter relay, the
team effort could only place
5th. Karen still didn't have a
4th place to qualify for State.
Besides, that, an athlete can
only participate in four events.
The 300 hurdles were left. But
Karen pulled through, broke
the school record and placed
3rd.
Coach Archibald was very
pleased with the team's ef-
forts. "It was a very sastisfy-
ing last fling." Unfortunately,
it is Coach Archibald's last
coaching effort. He will be
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Teacher of the Month

Class Reunion '95 because he would not be
recorded. That's all irrelevant
though because I didn't, and I
from that room with a huge
hole where my stronghold on
existance had been. There is

BE THERE. was forced to constantly jot

notes down. My second
mistake was to try to treat the
no way I will be able to convey
the exact feeling of that discus-
sion, but I will try my best.
whole thing like an interview. Mr. William Cam well has

DON'T ,
It turned into a discussion,
ranging in topic from the
philosophies of the 60's to
been teaching for sixteen
years, his last two at Arcadia
and the previous fourteen at

DRINK AND .k _
methods of contemporary
teaching, a strange discussion
indeed.
Scottsdale. His teaching style
has been called anything from
highly abscure to psycotic. (see

DRIVE. Ii
The first mistake I made in
my attempt to interview Mr.
Camwell, was not bringing a
I wish I could tell you exact-
ly what thoughts were ex-
changed in that room on that
teacher most) When I asked
about this he gave me one of
those answers which have teas-
day, but it is all a blurr. All I ed and frustrated me for all of
~I tape recorder. This, he assures
remember is coming away my American History career.
L:========================_J me would have been fruitless One of those generalized
answers that is designed to
blow open the doors that lock
on ones mind.
He says that his teaching
method is based on helping the
student to understand the
how's and why's that lead up
to and caused the historical
events themselves. This, says
Mr. Camwell is more impor-
tant that the memorization of
facts and trivia. It helps give
the student a better understan-
ding of the information, thus
they know it and did not just
memorize facts for a test and

ANEW forget about them soon after.

Camwell's hobbies and past
times include reading and

CIRCLE music. Some of his musical

likes include Irish folk, most

OF FRIENDS classical, and opera because

his wife likes it. When asked if
he plays any instruments he

IS WAITING replied, "The radio. My wife

tells me I'm very good at it."
He loves to travel and has
EVERY TIME done so in the U.S., Canada,
and Asia. He plans to go to

YOU CALL. Britain this summer.

I'm never bored," 'he says.
"There's always places to go
Introducing the easiest way to meet and things to read."
William Cam well , human
new friends. Share your thoughts being and teacher. Forgive me
with others who share your interests. if you found this article hard
Or simply listen in on some lively talk. to understand and/or sketchy.
It was very difficult to write
because Mr. Cam well is hard
to understand and/or sketchy.

Congrat
TopS 070 and 10070
Congratulations to the top
5070 and top 10% of the Class
of 1985.
Top 5%: James Brasure,
Sharon Bratt, Christy Bulkley,
Carolyn Carns, Tracy Cramer,
Diana Gage, David Heller,
Colette Hunter, Dana Kaplan,
Elaine Lambert, Tamara
Lustgarten, Madeline Manley,
Laura Schott, Sandra Smith,
and Alan Work.
Top 10%: Amy Atchison,
@ Mountain Bell Antoine Bluth, Sally Carl, Jef-
fery Fleischer, Lisa Ford,
Stacy Gower, Ginger Jarvis,
Lisa Pelgrim, Sheryl Reese,
Jordon Rockowitz, Amy
Rosner, Tamara Smith,
Katherine Spencer, Juan
Telleria, and Loretta Wooten.