Vincent L.

Alcantara

11- Stem A

Evolution Pick-up Lines

Below are some pick-up lines where the concepts in evolution were used. Would you be able to
explain the concept behind these hilarious and cheesy pick-up lines?

1. Without you in my life, my heart would become vestigial.

Concept:

Vestigial is something that exists but doesn’t have any function. It means without
you, I’m nothing and useless. I don’t have a role in this world if you’re not with me. If
you’re not mine, I’m just no one.

2. Thinking just about you makes my head go for Cambrian explosion.

Concept:

Cambrian explosion is an explosion that happens 541 million years ago.

Therefore, it means that just thinking of you makes my mind going crazy like it’s going
to explode.

3. Right now, we're just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become
DNA.
Concept:
RNA is a single-stranded molecule while DNA is a double-strand molecule. So it
means that this time, we’re not together and not special from one another but we could
possibly change our relationship and live together happily.

4. I think I am the fittest, because I survived them all just to be with you.
Concept:

In order to survive in the environment you should be the fittest. So it means that, I
do my best just to be the fittest or to be the one that will be the man of your life.
5. If apes are really our ancestors, I think your family is the most beautiful descendants of
monkeys.
Concept:

According to theories we came from apes. And just because you’re the most
beautiful girl I ever know, I think that your ancestors are the most beautiful descendant of
monkeys.

6. Would you agree, I think are characters are really homologous?

Concept:

Homologous is having the same relation, relative position, or structure. So I think

that we have the same characteristics that mean we’re meant for each other.

7. Everytime you are around my values just contrived.

Concept:

Contrived values means that you’re not comfortable with each other or you don’t
want her to be with you. So if you’re around, my feelings is going cold that I don’t know
want to see you anymore and don’t want to be with you for the rest of my life.

8. You are really awesome because all you selected are natural.
Concept:

It means that you’re really awesome because natural selection is selected by

nature while artificial is selected by human. Even though you’re a human you selected
naturally like the nature.

9. When you leave, definitely your gene flow will be everywhere.

Concept:

Gene flow is the transfer of genetic variation from one population to another. This lines
means that even if you leave me and don’t come back anymore, the memories with you will stay
even if it is sad or happy memory it will be left whether you like it or not.
Now it is your turn. Can you make your own Evolution Pick up Lines?

I think you’re the Phylum of my heart,

because you’re the one.

There’s no such vestigial conversation

when I’m with you.

If you were to be an animal or a plant

you would be selected artificially, because
I will select to be the one who will fulfill
the emptiness of my heart.