' TROPIC THUNDER by Etan Cohen, Ben Stiller, Justin Theroux " Current Revisions by . Ben Stiller THIS MATERIAL 1S THE PROPERTY OF DREAMWORKS PICTURES AND IS INTENDED AND RESTRICTED SOLELY FOR DREAMNORKS Semcon, DISTRIBUTION OR DISCLOSURE OF THIS MATERIAL 10 UNAUENONTEED | PERSONS 18 PROHIBITED. THE SALE, DISPLAY, COPYING OR REPRODUCTION OF THIS MATERIAL FOR ANY REASON IN ANY ‘FORM, INetubING Soe tos LIMITED TO DIGITAL OR NEW MEDIA, IS ALSO PROHIBITED. | 9-5-2006 Red Hour RevisionsON THE MOVIE SCREEN BLACK. The movie has not started yet. After the last real trailer plays in the theater, we see THE UNIVERSAL LOGO. The globe stops rotating, and STARTS TO BROWN AND CRACK. VOLCANOES ERUPT ON IT... ACTION TRAILER ANNOUNCER In a world where only one man made a difference. a0 pene AND WE ZOOM ALL THE WAY IN TO... A POST APOCALYPTIC FIERY TUNDRA... AND ONE MAN. . .who a walks across it, looking cool, shirtless, pumped, with Shades on, holding a BABY in one arm and a FLAMETHROWER in the other...this is international superstar CHRIS MICHAEL SPEEDMAN... there is a GIANT explosion behind him... he doesn’t even flinch... ACTION TRAILER ANNOUNCER The one man who made a difference...is about to make a difference... Again. BLACK... then Speedman, again shirtless, is on an ICEBERG and an AVALANCHE is thundering behind him. This time he has a SET OF TWINS AND A FLAMETHROWER. ACTION TRAILER ANNOUNCER Chris Michael Speedman...1S Deke Cogan A TITLE BURNS ACROSS THE SCREEN... ACTION TRAILER ANNOUNCER SCORCKER 3: GLOBAL MELTDOWN TITLE FLIES AWAY FOLLOWED BY: SUMMER 2008 BLACK, then... The NEW LINE LOGO over the stately POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE... COMEDY TRAILER ANNOUNCER This summer, the halls of academia are about to get a lesson in. INT. BOARDING SCHOOL TRACK ACROSS a bunch of CUTE TEN YEAR OLD SCHOOLBOYS sitting at a dining hall table until we get to ...JEFF PORTNOY, 35, GROSS OUT COMEDY STAR.Tropic Thunder He has red hair, cut in a page-boy style and is dressed in a school boy’uniform which is way too small. COMEDY TRAILER ANNOUNCER Comedy! From America’s favorite fat ubh:..fat KID... guy. HE RIPS A GIANT FART. THE MUSIC NEEDLE SCRATCHES TO “LOUIE LOUIE”... . An ANGRY HEADMASTER SCOWLS. THE BOYS CRACK UP. COMEDY TRAILER ANNOUNCER Jeff Portnoy is having. PORTNOY (YELLING ON THE TABLE) DOODY FOR DINNER!!! A GIANT FOOD FIGHT ENSUES AS THE TITLE “DOODY FOR DINNER” FLIES ON... COMEDY TRAILER ANNOUNCER This summer, lunch is on him! A PLATE OF SPAGHETTI IS DUMPED ON HIS HEAD. BLACK The FOX SEARCHLIGHT LOGO comes up. AN EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL JAMES HORNER TYPE+SCORE PLAYS... 1 BXT. A BEAUTIFUL 400 YEAR OLD IRISH VICARAGE It is an Oscar winning shot at dawn of a brooding handsome priest in a monk’s robe walking towards the church. This is KIRK LAZARUS, who has the intensity of a Daniel Day Lewis and the seriousness of a Sean Penn... OSCAR WINNING MOVIE TRAILER ANNOUNCER In a time where to be different was to be condemned...and to ke condemned was to die. INT. CHURCH Lazarus is lighting the rosary candles... he glances over at ‘another YOUNG PRIEST, who gives him a smoldering Jock...Lazarus turns away, tortured.