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Ta-da!

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Ta-da!

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Ta-da!

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Ta-da! Ta...
Ta-da!

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Ta-da!

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Ta-da!

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Huh?

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Three weeks, and we're
still no closer to cracking this.

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Right, bring him in!

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Yes, sir.

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This is the best party ever!

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Yeah!

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Ha!

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Oh, no!
A dragon is approaching!
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Fear not, for here come the
gallant knights to save us.

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Yay!

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No, no, no. What do you
mean she's not coming?

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I have a backyard full
of these little girls

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who are counting on a visit
from a fairy princess.

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Hurts! Stop it!

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Listen! I don't want a refund, I
want the fairy princess, please!

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Please, I'm begging you.

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You know what? I hope that
you can sleep at night,

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you crusher of
little girls' dreams!

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Ooh, ooh!

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When's the fairy
princess coming?

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Any minute now!
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Yay!

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Stall them!

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Ooh!

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Whoa! Whoa, okay!
Okay, all right.

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That's enough of
the magic show.

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Aw!

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Wait, did you hear that?

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It sounded like the twinkling
sounds of magical fairy dust.

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It's the fairy
princess! She's coming!

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Look!

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- Huh? Oh!
- Eh?

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Ow!

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Ow.

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It is I, Gruzinkerbell,

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the most magical
fairy princess of all!

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And I am here to
wish Princess Agnes

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a very happy birthday!

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How come you're so fat?

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Because

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my house is made of candy,

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and sometimes I eat
instead of facing my problems!

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How come you have...

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Okay, time for cake.

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Yay!

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Thank you, Gruzinkerbell! You're
the best fairy princess ever!

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You are welcome, little girl!

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I know it's really you, Gru. I'm
just pretending for the other kids.
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Hey there, Gru. Mr. Life of the Party!

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Hello, Jillian.

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So, I'm gonna go
out on a limb here,

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but my friend Natalie is
recently single, and... Oop.

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No, no, no, get off the limb right now.
No limb.

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Come on, she's a riot!

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She sings karaoke,
she has a lot of free time,

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looks aren't that
important to her...

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No, Jills, that is not happening.
Seriously, I'm fine.

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Okay, fine, forget Natalie.
How about my cousin Linda?

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No!

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Oh! Oh! I know someone whose
husband just died...

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I'm sorry,
I did not see you there.

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Or there.

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Kyle? Kyle?

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Kyle, no! Do not do your
business on the petunias!

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There you go.
Those are Fred's, go crazy.

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Good boy!

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Mr. Gru?

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I didn't...
What? Yes?

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Hi! Agent Lucy Wilde
of the AVL.

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Oh, whoops!

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Sorry, you're gonna
have to come with me.

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Oh, sorry, I...
Freeze ray!

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You know,
you really should announce

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your weapons after
you fire them, Mr. Gru.

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For example...

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Lipstick taser!

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Oh, it works so good.

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Man!

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Large person.

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Oh, sorry.

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Get in there...
Huh?

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...you big man!

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Boss!

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Uh? Huh!

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Whoa!

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Huh?

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Ah! Whoo!

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Ooh!

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Oh!

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Huh? Ah. Quack, quack!

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Wow!

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What? Where?

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Whoa, foot is asleep.

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Ah, pins and needles!

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Good afternoon,
Mr. Gru.

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Eh.

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I apologize for our methods
in getting you here.

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I don't. I'd do it
again in a heartbeat.

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I am not gonna lie,
I enjoyed that.

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Every second of it. Gave me
a bit of a buzz, actually.

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That's enough, Agent Wilde.
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Sorry, sir.

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Okay, this is bogus!

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I don't know who you people
think you are, but...

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We are
the Anti-Villain League.

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An ultra-secret organization dedicated
to fighting crime on a global scale.

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Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.

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But you want to melt the polar ice
caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,

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or even steal the Moon...

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Then we notice.

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First of all, you got
no proof that I did that.

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Second, after I did
do that, I put it back!

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We're well aware of that,
Mr. Gru.

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That's why we brought you here.
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I am the League's director,
Silas Ramsbottom.

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Bottom.

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Hilarious.

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Agent Wilde?

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Oh, me now? Ah.

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Um, recently,
an entire top-secret lab

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disappeared from
the Arctic Circle.

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Yeah, the entire lab, just...

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Gone. Where did it go?

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I don't care.

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Hmm. The lab was
devoted to experiments

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involving PX-41,
a transmutation serum.

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What is PX-41, you ask?
Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
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Ah!

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Huh, you usually don't
see that in bunnies.

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As you can see, in the wrong
hands, the PX-41 serum

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could be the most devastating
weapon on Earth.

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Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.

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And using the latest
chem-tracking technology,

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we found traces of it
in the Paradise Mall.

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A mall?

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Precisely. And we
believe that one of these

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shop owners is
a master criminal.

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And that's where you come in.

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As an ex-villain, you know how a
villain thinks, how a villain acts.

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The plan is to set
you up undercover

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at a shop in the mall,
where hopefully...

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Okay, I see
where this is going,

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with all the <i>Mission: Impossible</i>
stuff, but no. No!

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I'm a father now.
And a legitimate businessman.

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I am developing a line
of delicious jams and jellies.

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"Jams and jellies"?

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Oh, attitude!
That's right!

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So, thanks, but no thanks.

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And here's a tip. Instead of
taeing people and kidnapping them,

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maybe you should
just give them a call!

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Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.

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Ramsbottom.
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Oh, yeah,
like that's any better.

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Hello.

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Look, I probably shouldn't
be saying this,

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but your work as a villain
was kind of amazing.

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So, if you ever wanna get back
to doing something awesome,

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give us a call.

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Hey, I told you
guys to get to bed.

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Oh, sorry.

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So, when you going
on your date?

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What?

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Remember, Miss Jillian said she
was arranging a date for you.

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Yeah, well, she is a nut job,
and I'm not going on any date.

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Why not? Are you scared?
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Hey, did you guys see
the Moon landing on TV?

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Yeah, I can't believe it.
It's so cool!

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Excuse me? Lisa?

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I was talking to
Billy the other day.

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No way!

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He is so cute.

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Ah. Hey, Lisa,
I was wondering if you...

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Ew! Gru touched Lisa!
Gru touched Lisa!

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Ew!

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Lisa's got Gruties!

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Scared? Of what? Women?
No! That's bonkers!

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I just have no interest in going on
a date, that's all. Case closed.

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I'm not scared.
Of women. Or dates.

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Let's go to bed.

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Good night, Edith.

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Good night, Margo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Hold the horses.
Who are you texting?

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No one. Just my friend Avery.

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Avery. Avery? Is that
a girl's name or a boy's name?

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Does it matter?

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No, no, it doesn't
matter unless it's a boy!

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I know what makes you a boy.

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Uh, ooh,

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you do?

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Your bald head.

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Oh, yes.

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It's really smooth.

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Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine
a little chick popping out.

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Peep peep peep.

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Good night, Agnes.

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Never get older.

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Hey, oh!

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Uh...

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Okay, okay.

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Hey, Tim, nice haircut!

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Donnie, hang in there, baby!
It's almost Friday.

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So, how's today's batch,
Dr. Nefario?

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I developed a new formula

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which allowed me
to get every known

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kind of berry into
one flavor of jelly.
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That tastes good!

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I love the flavor of that!

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It's horrible, isn't it?

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No, no!

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Oh, we're making
great progress!

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Here, try some of this.

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Mmm.

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Ah.

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Whoa.

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Okay, just because everybody hates
it, doesn't mean it's not good!

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Listen, Gru.

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There's something
I've been meaning

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to talk to you
about for some time now.

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What? What's wrong?

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Um...

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I miss being evil.

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Sinister plots, large-scale
crimes, it's what I live for.

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I mean, don't you think there's
more to our future than jelly?

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Well, I'm also
considering a line of jams.

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Um, the thing is, Gru,

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I've had an offer of
employment elsewhere.

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Dr. Nefario!

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Come on, you're kidding, right?

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It's a great
opportunity for me.

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Bigger lab, more evil,

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full dental.

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Very well.
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Let us give you
the proper send-off.

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Minions!

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The highest honor
awarded to Dr. Nefario

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for your years of service,

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the 21-fart gun salute!

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Uh, I counted 22.

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Farewell, my friends.

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This may take a while.

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Go about your business.

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I miss you already!

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Huh?

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Huh.

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Are you sure we
should be doing this?

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Yes, it's for his own good.
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Okay,
we need to choose a picture.

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No.

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Scary.

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Weird.

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What is that?

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Good morning, girls! I have
an announcement to make.

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Hey, what
celebrity do you look like?

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Uh, Bruce Willis.

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Mmm, no.

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Humpty Dumpty!

263
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,591
Ooh, Gollum!

264
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,134
Okay, what are you doing?

265
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:50,136
We're signing you
up for online dating!

266
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,014
Oh, okay. What? No, no, no.
267
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,974
Oh, come on. It's fun.

268
00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,934
And it's time for
you to get out there.

269
00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,229
No! Stop! No one is ever
getting out there! Ever!

270
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:03,524
Oh! Okay, now for
the announcement.

271
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,027
I have accepted a new job.

272
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,320
Whoa! Really?

273
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:10,907
Yes, I have been recruited
by a top-secret agency

274
00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:13,368
to go undercover
and save the world!

275
00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,786
You're gonna be a spy?

276
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,746
That's right, baby!

277
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:18,706
Gru's back in the game.

278
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,502
With gadgets and weapons and cool cars.
The whole deal.

279
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:23,711
Awesome!
280
00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,931
Are you really
gonna save the world?

281
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,555
Yes. Yes, I am.

282
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,285
Ah!

283
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,008
Hmm.

284
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,465
"Bake My Day."

285
00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,297
Blech.

286
00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:18,772
All right, here is the cupcake
recipe I got off the Internet.

287
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,697
And don't go nuts
with the sprinkles!

288
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,629
Whoo.

289
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,644
I wasn't expecting that.
Or was I?

290
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:55,683
Ooh. You got a little...

291
00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,938
Here, I'll get it.

292
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:01,392
Oh.

293
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,060
It's just spreading.
294
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,438
All right, all right.
I got it! Stop it!

295
00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:06,981
Oh.

296
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,026
I'll let you get it.

297
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,986
Yeah, what you just
saw there was a little

298
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,738
something new
I've been working on.

299
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,742
It's a combination of Jujitsu,
Krav Maga, Aztec warfare

300
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,582
and krumping.

301
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,830
Okay, that's weird.
Why are you here?

302
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:25,465
On assignment from Silas.
I'm your new partner.

303
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,795
Yay!

304
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:29,629
What? No, no "yay".

305
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:32,423
Ramsbottom didn't say anything
about a partner.

306
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,425
Well, it seems that because
of your checkered past,

307
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,260
everyone else
refused to work with you.

308
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,646
But not me. I stepped up.

309
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:42,234
And I'm new, so I kind of have
to do what they tell me anyway.

310
00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:43,812
Walla!

311
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,315
Ya!

312
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,566
Aah!

313
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,525
Do you know this guy?

314
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:52,531
Yes, he's one of my minions.

315
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,493
Oh, I'm sorry.

316
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:56,578
I should have known.

317
00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,413
You are free to go.

318
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:06,844
Uh? Ah!

319
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,176
<i>Kampai!</i>

320
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,023
Oh!
321
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,068
<i>Dave...</i>

322
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,444
Earth to Dave!

323
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,489
Huh?

324
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,322
You can leave now.

325
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,742
Oh, uh...

326
00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,210
So, what do we got?
Who's on the list?

327
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:50,628
Fire them at me.

328
00:27:50,794 --> 00:27:53,179
First suspect,
Hedda Blumentoft,

329
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,758
proprietor of Mum's
the Word Floral Shop.

330
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,597
No, not her.

331
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,385
Okay, moving on...

332
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:02,186
Chuck Kinney,
owner of Stuff-A-Bear.

333
00:28:04,308 --> 00:28:05,351
Ooh.

334
00:28:05,601 --> 00:28:06,728
I don't think so.

335
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:08,604
Hello?

336
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,526
<i>Buenos días,</i> my friends!

337
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:17,279
I am Eduardo Perez,

338
00:28:17,446 --> 00:28:20,708
owner of <i>Salsa y Salsa</i>
restaurant, across the mall.

339
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:23,796
Now open for breakfast.
And you are?

340
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,716
Gru. And this is Lucy.
And we are closed.

341
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,959
This is just going
to take <i>un momento.</i>

342
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,544
I am throwing a big
<i>Cinco de Mayo</i> party,

343
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:35,796
and I am going to need
200 of your best cupcakes

344
00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:39,717
decorated with
the Mexican flag.

345
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,510
It looks something like this.

346
00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:44,442
What do you think?

347
00:28:44,598 --> 00:28:46,474
- Ooh.
- Oh.

348
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:47,683
Look away!

349
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:48,809
You, whoo.

350
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:53,858
Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled.
I'll pick them up next week!

351
00:28:54,024 --> 00:28:57,867
Have a good day. Come by
if you get a chance, okay?

352
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:04,620
And welcome to the mall family.

353
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,632
El Macho.

354
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,252
What?

355
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,504
But it couldn't be.

356
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,058
What? What couldn't be?

357
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:24,720
That guy looks exactly like
a villain named El Macho.

358
00:29:24,721 --> 00:29:26,608
From about 20 years ago.

359
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:34,117
<i>He was ruthless!</i>

360
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,744
<i>He was dangerous.</i>

361
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:39,826
<i>And as the name implies,
very macho.</i>

362
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:55,044
<i>He had a reputation for pulling off
heists using only his bare hands!</i>

363
00:29:57,129 --> 00:30:02,218
<i>But sadly, like all the greats,
El Macho was gone too soon.</i>

364
00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:05,678
<i>He died in the most
macho way possible.</i>

365
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:07,513
<i>Riding a shark</i>

366
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:11,773
<i>with 250 pounds of dynamite
strapped to his chest</i>

367
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:15,945
<i>into the mouth of
an active volcano!</i>

368
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:20,037
<i>It was glorious.</i>

369
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:25,247
Yeah, sounds like
El Macho's pretty dead.

370
00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,827
They never found the body.
Oh, no.

371
00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:33,166
All that was ever retrieved was
a pile of singed chest hair.

372
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:36,879
But that face!
It has got to be El Macho!

373
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:41,304
Then what do you say you and I
break into his restaurant? Tonight?

374
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,175
Yes, that's good,
because I am telling you,

375
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:48,435
if anybody in this
place has the PX-41 serum,

376
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,651
it's him.

377
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,979
All right, all right, homework done,
pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.

378
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,238
What's the big hurry?

379
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:00,357
I just have
a lot of work to do.

380
00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,318
Work, what kind of work?

381
00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,111
Very important business.

382
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,030
So, hugs, kisses.

383
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,908
Good night, sleep tight, don't
let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah.

384
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:10,034
Whoa!

385
00:31:10,035 --> 00:31:11,755
But you said
you'd help me practice

386
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:13,632
my part for
the Mother's Day show.

387
00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:18,303
Fine, fine.
Let me hear it. Quickly.

388
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:22,222
<i>She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair.</i>

389
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:25,264
<i>My mother is beyond compare.</i>

390
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,308
<i>We love you,
mothers, everywhere.</i>

391
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,693
Wow! That was something else.

392
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:34,814
I really liked the way
you smiled at the end.

393
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,982
Let's try this one more time,

394
00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:42,316
but a teensy bit less
like a zombie, okay?

395
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,442
Okay.

396
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:46,570
<i>She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair...</i>

397
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,447
Perfect! Time to go.

398
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,075
I don't think I should do this.

399
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:53,452
Well, what do you mean?
Why not?

400
00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,174
I don't even have a mom.

401
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,749
Well, you don't need
one to do the show.

402
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,838
I mean, you did
the Veterans Day Pageant

403
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,138
and you haven't been in combat.

404
00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,602
This is different.

405
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:10,681
Okay, well, then maybe you can
just use your imagination.

406
00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,568
You mean I
pretend I have a mom?

407
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,642
Yes, right?
You can do that, can't you?

408
00:32:16,643 --> 00:32:18,853
Yeah! I do that all the time.

409
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:20,241
Thanks, Gru!

410
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:26,069
Hey!

411
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,179
All right. Hey, hey,
no, no! No.

412
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,473
Hey. Hey, please.

413
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:59,727
Kevin, Jerry,
watch the girls for me, okay?

414
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:03,109
Dave, Stuart, come this way!
With me! Come on!

415
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:07,151
Come on!

416
00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,196
Mmm-mmm!

417
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:39,268
Oh!

418
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:43,022
Mmm-hmm.

419
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:47,818
Huh?

420
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:55,702
Oca!
Oca!

421
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:13,636
Looka too!

422
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:19,934
Huh?

423
00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:03,396
We're stealth ninjas.
We make no sound.

424
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,731
Right. Gotcha.

425
00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,444
Ya!

426
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:13,152
All right, El Macho.
You're going down.

427
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,205
Wait! Wait.
What?

428
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,032
What are you doing?

429
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:20,666
I'm checking for
laser beam alarm triggers.

430
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,245
It's a restaurant!

431
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,913
You never know what
kind of booby traps

432
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,540
this guy could have set.
Huh? Come on.

433
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,961
There are no booby traps.

434
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:31,683
Ha! Booby!

435
00:35:43,183 --> 00:35:44,606
Oh. There's a chicken.

436
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:47,022
Are you lost, little guy?

437
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,073
You must be lost.

438
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,106
Ha! Some guard dog.

439
00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:57,831
Get it off of me!
Get it off of me!

440
00:35:58,323 --> 00:35:59,415
Aah!

441
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,044
I got you!

442
00:36:11,961 --> 00:36:13,219
I got it!

443
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:22,980
Ha!

444
00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,185
Oh!

445
00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:34,950
What is wrong
with that chicken?

446
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:39,122
Hey, that <i>pollo es loco.</i>

447
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,448
No?

448
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,086
Okay, let's go.

449
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:51,965
Are you getting anything?

450
00:36:52,127 --> 00:36:53,794
No, not yet.

451
00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:57,556
But, hey, maybe you can find
something with these X-ray goggles.

452
00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:00,553
Bah.

453
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,766
How are they working?
Tell me! Tell me!

454
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:09,226
Aah! Oof!

455
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,894
What's wrong?
Is something wrong?

456
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:14,241
That's an image I'll never
get out of my brain. Blech!

457
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,366
I knew it!

458
00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:26,285
The serum is in here!

459
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,661
Ooh, then let's get it.

460
00:37:29,539 --> 00:37:32,124
This is going to be good!

461
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,169
Ah.

462
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,466
Ah-ha!

463
00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:39,890
What?

464
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,314
Salsa?

465
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:45,065
Aw, man.

466
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:47,683
Oh.

467
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:54,612
Somebody's going
to die tonight.

468
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:00,952
Pollito!

469
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,448
What did they do to you?
Pollito? Can you hear me?

470
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:09,077
Who would do this to such
a sweet little chicken?

471
00:38:09,078 --> 00:38:11,079
What? Who's there?

472
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,165
Mmm-mmm.

473
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,760
You coming out?
Or am I gonna go in?

474
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,519
Yah!

475
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:23,803
Huh?

476
00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,053
Stop!

477
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:27,857
My eyes!

478
00:38:29,516 --> 00:38:31,437
Gru, call one of
your munchkins!

479
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,852
We've been spotted!
Come get us!

480
00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:35,562
Huh? Hey!
481
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,773
Ah!

482
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,040
Hmm, subtle.

483
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,299
Over here! Over here!

484
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,011
Over

485
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,259
here.

486
00:39:04,050 --> 00:39:05,308
Hold tight!

487
00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,182
Aah!

488
00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,481
I have you now!

489
00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:55,563
Yay! Ice cream!

490
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:58,105
Huh?

491
00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:18,634
Huh?

492
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,796
All right, there he is.

493
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,836
Suspect number eight,
Floyd Eaglesan.

494
00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:59,468
Oh, okay.

495
00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,629
See if you can get closer.
Go, go.

496
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,191
All right.

497
00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:15,432
What the...

498
00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:18,736
Oh, no. That's not good.

499
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:21,686
Whoa!

500
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:22,731
Hey, uh, what?

501
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,193
Oh!

502
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:32,036
Hey, Gru!

503
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,658
Oh, girls! What are you
doing here?

504
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:36,628
Well, we thought
we'd come visit you at work.

505
00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:39,467
So, you're saving the world
in a garbage can?

506
00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,124
Funny.

507
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:43,964
Hey! There you are.

508
00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,384
Oh. Who's this?

509
00:41:45,545 --> 00:41:49,602
Lucy, these are my girls,
Margo, Edith and Agnes.

510
00:41:49,757 --> 00:41:52,521
Girls, Lucy. Lucy, girls.

511
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,516
Hello.
Hi.

512
00:42:02,979 --> 00:42:04,450
Are you single?

513
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,731
Oh! Goodness.

514
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:10,825
Oh, hey! I have an idea. Since Lucy
and I have lots of work to do,

515
00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:13,621
why don't you girls go and
explore the mall? Bye!

516
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,950
Here is some money, go buy
some useless mall junk.

517
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,618
Some headbands and...

518
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:20,245
Are you gonna marry Lucy?

519
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:24,126
Are you out of your gourd?
No! She just works with me.

520
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,633
Plus, you love her.

521
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:28,511
<i>You love her! You love her!
You really, really love her!</i>

522
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:29,921
<i>And you're gonna get married!</i>

523
00:42:29,922 --> 00:42:31,089
Okay, stop.
This is a song of lies.

524
00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,257
<i>And I will be the flower girl!</i>

525
00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:34,384
I don't even like her.
Now, go have fun!

526
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:38,472
Almost forgot. Hugs!

527
00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:40,056
Good luck saving the world.
Bye.

528
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,268
Bye, Gru!

529
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:49,065
Kids, right? They're funny.

530
00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:51,109
Those girls totally adore you.

531
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,866
I bet you're a fun dad.

532
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:54,696
Huh.

533
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,619
I am pretty fun.

534
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:07,096
Is that stealing?

535
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:10,009
Not if my wish was that I would
get a lot of free coins.
536
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,081
Whoa!

537
00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:42,750
Cool glasses.

538
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:43,997
Oh.

539
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,177
I'm Antonio.

540
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,302
I'm Margo.

541
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:52,128
I was just going to get a cookie.
Care to join me?

542
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:53,885
Uh, sure.

543
00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:56,844
I'm Margo.

544
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:07,102
Um, I'll catch up
with you guys later.

545
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:08,360
Bye!

546
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,649
Can I be
the first to say, "Ew!"

547
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,536
We gotta go tell Gru!

548
00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:20,830
All right, I'm going in.

549
00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:24,035
<i>If it picks up any traces of the
serum, the sensor in your belt buckle</i>
550
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,495
will make a sound like this...

551
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,830
Mee-maw! Mee-maw!

552
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:27,956
<i>Mee-maw! Mee-maw!</i>
Okay!

553
00:44:27,957 --> 00:44:29,796
I get it. I get it.

554
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,019
Welcome to Eagle Hair Club.

555
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:42,687
It's about time you showed up,

556
00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,222
Mr. Gru.

557
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,434
You know my name?

558
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:51,990
When someone moves into the mall
who is folically-challenged,

559
00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:55,653
I make it my business
to know all about them.

560
00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:58,452
You are bald, and that is bad.

561
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:01,287
There you go, my sweet.

562
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:03,366
<i>I'm getting nothing so far.</i>

563
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,004
I think you need
to move around.

564
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:15,469
Wow, this looks interesting.
What is it?

565
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:17,136
I take it you're an art lover?

566
00:45:17,298 --> 00:45:18,423
<i>No serum.</i>

567
00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:19,635
Yeah, not so much.

568
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:26,394
Oh, how about this
impressive trinket?

569
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,391
I'd hardly call it
a trinket, Mr. Gru.

570
00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:29,976
<i>Nothing.</i>
The International...

571
00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:31,104
Yeah, I don't care.

572
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,360
<i>Mee-maw! Mee-maw!</i>

573
00:45:38,361 --> 00:45:40,904
<i>Hold on, I'm picking up something.
Behind that wall!</i>

574
00:45:40,905 --> 00:45:42,614
Ah, and what do we have here?

575
00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:45,950
These are my trial wigs.
You should take one.

576
00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:49,329
No, thanks. So, what's on
the other side of the wall?

577
00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:50,664
Here you are!
Look at me! Focus!

578
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:51,956
Gru?

579
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:56,544
I promise that this wig will
transform you from ugly

580
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,594
to irresistible.

581
00:46:00,257 --> 00:46:01,966
Margo has a boyfriend!

582
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,052
And they're going on a date!

583
00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:05,470
Date? Boyfriend?

584
00:46:05,471 --> 00:46:06,682
What?

585
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,237
There she goes!

586
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,009
Oh, you're so funny.

587
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,375
Gross!

588
00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:37,544
Look, they're in love.
Oh, no, no, no.

589
00:46:37,545 --> 00:46:40,004
Do not say that. No, no, no.

590
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:44,426
And my dream is to one day
play video games for a living.

591
00:46:44,427 --> 00:46:46,219
Wow.

592
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,388
You're so complicated.

593
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:50,056
Margo.

594
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,694
What is going on here?

595
00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:56,604
Oh, Gru, <i>se llama</i> Antonio.
<i>Me llamo</i> Margo.

596
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,951
Me llama-lama ding-dong.
Who cares? Let's go.

597
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:07,284
Whoa!

598
00:47:30,723 --> 00:47:32,479
Kids eat free on Tuesdays.

599
00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:43,528
Yay, Pop!

600
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,618
That's awesome!

601
00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:51,242
So good to see you again, <i>mi compadre!</i>
Ha! Yeah.

602
00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:53,711
Oh, I see you have
already met my father.

603
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,039
What? Father?
604
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:59,542
Si. Look at this crazy
small world we live in, eh?

605
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:01,628
Come, sit,
let me get you something.

606
00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:05,465
Oh, look at you.
Heh?

607
00:48:06,926 --> 00:48:09,844
He likes me.

608
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:13,807
Oh, oh! I'm sorry. Pollito
is usually very friendly.

609
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:15,398
He had a rough night.

610
00:48:18,938 --> 00:48:21,731
Well, we really should be going.
Girls, come on.

611
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,608
That is a pity.

612
00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:26,402
Young love is beautiful, no?

613
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:27,779
No!

614
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:31,327
You know, they're not in love.
They hardly know each other.

615
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,378
You are right, <i>Cabeza de huevo.</i>

616
00:48:34,537 --> 00:48:36,830
They must get to
know each other better!
617
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:41,000
Antonio, why don't you invite
your girlfriend and her family

618
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:42,710
to our <i>Cinco de Mayo</i> party?

619
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,003
No, no.

620
00:48:44,004 --> 00:48:45,096
Si!

621
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,146
I'm sorry, El Macho?

622
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,153
Hadn't we
eliminated him as a suspect

623
00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:06,401
after the whole salsa incident?

624
00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:08,987
Yes, but there has
been a new development,

625
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:12,156
and I'm telling you,
this is the guy.

626
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,659
You need to
arrest him immediately.

627
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:18,246
And his deviously charming son!

628
00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:21,249
I'm pretty sure that
the son is involved, too.

629
00:49:21,250 --> 00:49:23,931
The son, also!
You got to get the son!
630
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:27,672
I think that
the son is the mastermind!

631
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,643
There's a look,
there's a devilish look

632
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,885
in his eyes,
and I don't like it!

633
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:34,095
Yes, but I don't
really see any evidence.

634
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:35,930
Evidence, schmevidence.
I go with my gut,

635
00:49:35,931 --> 00:49:39,684
and my gut tells me
that this guy is El Macho.

636
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:42,270
Lock him up, lock up the son.

637
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:46,198
Don't forget about the son.
The kid gives me the creeps!

638
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:48,363
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.

639
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:53,451
But, on the less
crazy side of things,

640
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:56,838
Gru discovered traces of the
serum at Eagle Hair Club!

641
00:49:57,411 --> 00:49:59,162
Hmm, interesting.

642
00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:01,456
Yeah! And you know
who made that happen? Huh?

643
00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:04,834
This guy.
Nailed it. Amazing, right?

644
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:08,713
No, I mean, sure. But it's
not him, it is El Macho!

645
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,757
Mr. Gru, please!

646
00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:13,605
No! It is him,
and I will prove it!

647
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,350
Gru, come on!

648
00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:22,104
He really thinks it's El Macho.

649
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,324
Can you tell?

650
00:50:48,837 --> 00:50:50,474
Oh. Whoo!

651
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:28,842
Give me that!

652
00:51:36,969 --> 00:51:39,899
Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out!

653
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,817
Kevin?

654
00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:44,642
Hey, Lance,
where the heck is Kevin?

655
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:50,314
All right, we need to revisit the
number of vacation days you guys get.
656
00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,700
I can't find anybody anymore.

657
00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:55,454
Gru, it's Jillian!

658
00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:58,328
I've got good news!

659
00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,626
I have my friend
Shannon here with me.

660
00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:02,994
I was thinking you
two could get some grub.

661
00:52:02,995 --> 00:52:06,293
You know, tear it up, see what happens!

662
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,124
Open up!

663
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,292
<i>La, la, la, la, la, la, la...</i>

664
00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:12,757
Agnes! Agnes,
tell Jillian I'm not here.

665
00:52:13,005 --> 00:52:14,505
Gru's not here.

666
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:16,340
Are you sure?

667
00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:17,925
Yes, he just told me!

668
00:52:19,053 --> 00:52:20,096
Mmm-mmm!

669
00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:22,305
I mean,
no, he didn't just tell me.

670
00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,728
Agnes, where is Gru?

671
00:52:27,102 --> 00:52:29,024
He's putting on lipstick!

672
00:52:30,272 --> 00:52:31,909
He's swatting at flies!

673
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,151
No! No!

674
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,740
He's chopping his head off!

675
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:39,157
He's pooping?

676
00:52:39,907 --> 00:52:41,912
I know you're in there, Gru!

677
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:45,539
There's no way you're
getting out of this!

678
00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:54,170
I have to tell you, I
was so nervous about tonight.

679
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,386
I mean there's just so
many phonies out there!

680
00:52:58,050 --> 00:53:00,933
Yes, I hear you.

681
00:53:02,012 --> 00:53:03,513
Oh, so, do you work out?

682
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:04,680
Well...

683
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:07,565
I mean, obviously, you
don't, but would you consider it?

684
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:11,395
Huh? Physical fitness is
very important to Shannon.

685
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,199
As you can tell,
right? Huh?

686
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:15,525
Ah.

687
00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:16,776
I can tell.

688
00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:17,985
Solid.

689
00:53:17,986 --> 00:53:20,572
We are in the restaurant,
you know.

690
00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:24,117
Hi. Takeout for Lucy?

691
00:53:24,118 --> 00:53:25,624
Sure, just a sec.

692
00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:40,967
<i>Your accent is so exotic.</i>

693
00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:43,261
Ah. Well, thank you very much.

694
00:53:43,262 --> 00:53:45,012
I know someone who
can fix that for you.

695
00:53:45,013 --> 00:53:47,778
And you'll be
talking normal in no time!

696
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,362
Whoo. Is it hot in here?
697
00:53:54,273 --> 00:53:56,076
How's the food?

698
00:53:57,109 --> 00:54:00,862
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Are you wearing a wig?

699
00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:01,990
What?

700
00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,157
Ah! I don't think so.

701
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:05,449
I knew it.

702
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,743
You're a phony.
I hate phonies!

703
00:54:07,744 --> 00:54:09,996
Oh, what?
No. These locks are all mine.

704
00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,372
No, they're not!

705
00:54:11,373 --> 00:54:14,584
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm
gonna rip that thing off your head,

706
00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:17,545
and show everyone what a
bald-headed phony you are.

707
00:54:17,546 --> 00:54:18,757
I don't think so, Miss Lady.

708
00:54:28,515 --> 00:54:29,849
Hello?

709
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,267
Hello? Are you...

710
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,602
Hey, Gru.

711
00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,813
Hello, Lucy.
How are you doing?

712
00:54:35,814 --> 00:54:38,316
Wow, looks like your
date's out for the count.

713
00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:41,402
It's like she's been shot with
a mild moose tranquilizer.

714
00:54:46,992 --> 00:54:50,119
Yeah, I'm winking because
that's what actually happened.

715
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:53,372
<i>Scusi,</i> what's happening here?
She no like?

716
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,797
Oh, she's just, uh...

717
00:54:56,376 --> 00:54:57,627
Oh, ho.

718
00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:59,629
<i>Sì, Sì. Sì.</i>

719
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:01,101
Shall we take her home?

720
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,269
Oh!

721
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:46,977
Well, I think you did it. You just
officially had the worst date ever.

722
00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:48,648
Huh, tell me about it.

723
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:52,306
Don't worry. It can only get
better from here, right?

724
00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:54,517
But if it doesn't, you can
always borrow my dart gun.

725
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:56,902
I've had to use it on
one or two dates myself.

726
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,323
Yeah, you know,
as far as dates go,

727
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,700
I think I'm good
with just the one.

728
00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:08,542
Well, good night, partner.

729
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,201
This was fun.

730
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:15,050
Yes. Surprisingly, it was.

731
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:17,840
Oh, and, uh,
just between you and me?

732
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:20,428
You look much better bald.

733
00:56:22,879 --> 00:56:24,303
See you tomorrow.

734
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:35,182
Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack!

735
00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:41,897
Yay!

736
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,607
So, I take it
the date went well?

737
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:45,863
No, it was horrible.

738
00:56:56,663 --> 00:56:59,048
High-five!

739
00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:01,251
Bump it.

740
00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:45,305
Mr. Ramsbottom?

741
00:57:45,462 --> 00:57:46,754
Oh, hello.

742
00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:48,214
What are you doing here?

743
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,184
We got him.
Got who?

744
00:57:50,342 --> 00:57:51,895
Floyd Eaglesan!

745
00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:55,096
Our agents located a secret
room in his shop last night

746
00:57:55,097 --> 00:57:56,972
and discovered this.

747
00:57:56,973 --> 00:58:01,066
It's empty, but we found traces
of the PX-41 serum in it.

748
00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:02,645
He's our man.

749
00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:06,988
So, somehow, in spite of your
incompetence, we solved this one.
750
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,776
I was framed!

751
00:58:08,777 --> 00:58:10,528
You won't get away with this!

752
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:13,155
Get your mitts off of me!
I am a legitimate businessman.

753
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:16,992
Ah. All right. So what now?

754
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:20,090
Well, now you're free to
go back to your business.

755
00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,549
Mmm. Jams and jellies.

756
00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,671
And it looks like
Agent Wilde will be

757
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,756
transferring to our
Australian branch.

758
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,596
Australia?

759
00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:29,882
Yes.

760
00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:31,882
But thank you for everything.

761
00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:34,802
And by everything,
of course I mean nothing.

762
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:37,389
Toodle pip and cheerio,
Mr. Gru.

763
00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:44,186
Hey, there.
Hey.

764
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,688
So, we got him.

765
00:58:45,689 --> 00:58:48,858
Yay. That's great.

766
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,776
And now you're
going to Australia?

767
00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:53,654
Well, it's not definite yet.
I'm still figuring it out.

768
00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:55,865
I've already been
working on my accent.

769
00:58:55,866 --> 00:58:58,117
Wallaby. Didgeridoo.

770
00:58:58,118 --> 00:59:00,835
Hugh Jackman.

771
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:04,586
So, um... Pretty excited.

772
00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:07,168
Great.

773
00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:09,628
Well, good luck.

774
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,394
Thanks. You, too.

775
00:59:13,175 --> 00:59:16,051
Oh! Here.
I wanted to give you this.

776
00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:17,928
Your lipstick taser?
777
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:19,930
Yeah, it's just a memento.

778
00:59:19,931 --> 00:59:23,942
Just, you know,
from the first time we met.

779
00:59:24,186 --> 00:59:26,321
Oh. Thank you, Lucy.

780
00:59:27,189 --> 00:59:28,660
Agent Wilde.

781
00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:32,359
Well, it looks like
they need you, so...

782
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,125
Yeah, I better go.

783
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:37,627
Bye, Gru.

784
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,080
I brought you an umbrella.

785
01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,116
Ah, thank you.

786
01:00:21,117 --> 01:00:22,708
What are you doing out here?

787
01:00:23,286 --> 01:00:27,379
Remember when you
said that I liked Lucy?

788
01:00:28,124 --> 01:00:31,008
Well, it turns out,

789
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:32,427
you're right.

790
01:00:33,129 --> 01:00:34,221
Really?
791
01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:35,810
Yes, but...

792
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:39,009
Well, she's moving away.

793
01:00:39,010 --> 01:00:41,810
I'm never going
to see her again.

794
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:47,646
Is there anything
I could do to help?

795
01:00:48,228 --> 01:00:51,775
Aw, I don't... I don't
think so, sweetheart.

796
01:00:52,816 --> 01:00:55,615
Well, is there
anything you could do?

797
01:00:57,153 --> 01:00:59,947
Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.

798
01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:02,629
I know up to this
point our relationship

799
01:01:02,784 --> 01:01:05,536
has been strictly professional,

800
01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:09,843
and you're leaving for
Australia and all, but...

801
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,049
Okay, here is the question.

802
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:14,801
Would you like to...

803
01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:19,435
To go out on a date?
804
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,683
Uh, no.

805
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:24,096
Okay, that's not helping.

806
01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:27,063
All right, here we go.
For real this time.

807
01:01:37,027 --> 01:01:38,368
I can do this.

808
01:01:57,088 --> 01:01:58,299
Agh! I hate you!

809
01:02:02,177 --> 01:02:03,221
Ah.

810
01:02:58,566 --> 01:02:59,610
Eh.

811
01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,528
Kevin?
Mmm?

812
01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:03,904
Tom?

813
01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:04,997
Hello!

814
01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:07,408
<i>Kampai!
Kampai!</i>

815
01:03:07,409 --> 01:03:08,619
Huh? <i>Kampai!</i>

816
01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:21,632
Bah!

817
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,979
Oh.
818
01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:32,270
<i>Cinco de May-ya-yo!
Cinco de May-ya-yo!</i>

819
01:03:41,317 --> 01:03:42,484
Whoa!

820
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:44,490
This place is awesome!

821
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,158
Okay. Let's party, huh?

822
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,952
But first,
let's go over the rules.

823
01:03:51,953 --> 01:03:55,289
Because what is fun
without the rules?

824
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:57,010
Agnes, easy on the churros.

825
01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,178
Edith, try not to kill anyone.
<i>Hai!</i>

826
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:00,794
Margo!

827
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:01,922
Hello, Mr. Gru.

828
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,381
Okay.

829
01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:05,009
Gru!

830
01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:10,095
There must be the standard 6 feet
of space between you and boys.

831
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:12,014
Especially this boy.

832
01:04:13,516 --> 01:04:15,023
Ah, you are a funny man.

833
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:17,949
There are no rules, <i>señor.</i>
It's <i>Cinco de Mayo.</i>

834
01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:20,439
Come on!
They're starting the dance!

835
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,947
<i>Arriba!</i>

836
01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:23,547
So glad you could
make it, <i>mi</i> compadre.

837
01:05:24,087 --> 01:05:25,546
Hey, what's wrong?

838
01:05:25,547 --> 01:05:27,631
Oh, nothing.
Nothing is wrong.

839
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:32,389
I'm just chilling with the
guac, from my chip hat.

840
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:38,767
Gru, please. I know
that look all too well.

841
01:05:38,768 --> 01:05:41,270
It is the look
of a broken heart.

842
01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,688
How did you know?

843
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:46,275
Believe me, my friend,
I too have spent many nights

844
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,953
trying to drown my
sorrows in guacamole.

845
01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:52,367
You?
Yes.

846
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:56,088
But we are survivors.

847
01:05:56,244 --> 01:06:00,337
There's much more to
us than meets the eye.

848
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,879
Enjoy the party.

849
01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:57,640
Huh.

850
01:07:18,910 --> 01:07:20,749
Ah-ha!

851
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:25,084
Ouch!

852
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:43,274
Say what?

853
01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:59,324
Would you like some
peanuts or pretzels?

854
01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:05,794
That's a good joke.

855
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:12,220
I just did a boom boom.

856
01:08:13,798 --> 01:08:16,017
I really need you to
make a choice, hon.

857
01:08:17,552 --> 01:08:19,058
I choose Gru.
858
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,898
I choose Gru!

859
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:27,488
Thank you, Gru stewardess!

860
01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:29,318
You're welcome!

861
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:48,751
Aah!

862
01:09:03,014 --> 01:09:06,516
You have not lost
your touch, my friend.

863
01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:08,894
Ah-ha! I knew it!

864
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:10,485
You are El Macho!

865
01:09:10,646 --> 01:09:12,782
That's right!

866
01:09:12,940 --> 01:09:14,691
Nobody believed me!

867
01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:16,610
Ho-ho! But I knew
you weren't dead!

868
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:21,409
Of course not.
I merely faked my death.

869
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,493
But now, it's time for me

870
01:09:24,494 --> 01:09:28,456
to make
a spectacular return to evil.

871
01:09:28,998 --> 01:09:34,419
Doctor, I think it's time we
showed Gru what we're up to here.

872
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,588
Dr. Nefario?

873
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,760
Nice to see you, Gru.

874
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:40,550
Wha...?

875
01:09:40,551 --> 01:09:43,637
So, this is your
new job opportunity?

876
01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:46,603
Absolutely.
You're gonna like this.

877
01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:52,773
Sorry.

878
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:56,694
I had to borrow some of your minions,
but it was for a worthy cause.

879
01:09:57,151 --> 01:09:59,820
Oh! Kevin!

880
01:09:59,821 --> 01:10:02,289
No, he's not Kevin anymore.

881
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:07,536
Now he is an indestructible,
mindless killing machine!

882
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:08,580
Bah!

883
01:10:08,871 --> 01:10:10,544
Just watch this.

884
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:25,303
Bah!
885
01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:27,191
And here's the best part!

886
01:10:27,390 --> 01:10:30,569
I got an army of them!

887
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:34,700
Look, look, look!

888
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:42,781
Bah!

889
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:47,242
Soon I will unleash
them on the world,

890
01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:51,413
and if anyone,
anyone tries to stop them...

891
01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,581
Yeow!

892
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:55,132
...their city gets eaten!

893
01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:57,216
We can do it together.

894
01:10:57,462 --> 01:10:58,628
Together?

895
01:10:58,629 --> 01:10:59,673
Together!

896
01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:03,133
I have admired your
work for years, amigo.

897
01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:06,636
Stealing the Moon!
Are you kidding?

898
01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:08,892
We would be unstoppable!
899
01:11:09,056 --> 01:11:11,607
Men like you, men like me.

900
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:15,860
We should be ruling the world!

901
01:11:16,022 --> 01:11:17,742
So, are you in?

902
01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:19,318
Woo-hoo!

903
01:11:20,067 --> 01:11:21,740
Uh, yeah, probably.

904
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:23,363
Probably?

905
01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:26,239
I mean, yes, yes!
Of course, yes.

906
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:29,117
I just have a lot
going on right now.

907
01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:31,953
I just need to get
some things off my plate

908
01:11:31,954 --> 01:11:35,252
before we start taking over
the world, that's all.

909
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,261
Excuse me?
No, forget it.

910
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:40,592
One hundred percent! I am in!

911
01:11:40,755 --> 01:11:43,924
I think...
Do you hear that? I do.
912
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:47,555
That's Agnes calling
me from on the surface.

913
01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:51,861
Totally in!

914
01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:55,018
You know what?

915
01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:57,569
I am not so
convinced that he is in.

916
01:12:09,408 --> 01:12:11,493
Edith, Agnes, come on! Ooh!

917
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:12,661
Oops, sorry.

918
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,412
We need to go home now.
Where is Margo?

919
01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:16,050
But I didn't get a turn!

920
01:12:22,713 --> 01:12:23,757
Margo!

921
01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:26,178
Come on. We're leaving...

922
01:12:26,509 --> 01:12:28,134
Hey, what's wrong?

923
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:29,726
I hate boys.

924
01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:35,016
Yes. They stink.

925
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:37,188
Uh, sorry. Honey,
we got to go.
926
01:13:00,334 --> 01:13:01,841
Oops! Sorry.

927
01:13:07,258 --> 01:13:08,468
Ya!

928
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:16,391
Hey! Pollito,
what's the matter?

929
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,600
Oh, hey, Eduardo!

930
01:13:17,602 --> 01:13:19,519
Lucia, I apologize.

931
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:22,355
Pollito,
he's usually not like this.

932
01:13:22,356 --> 01:13:27,031
The same thing happened the
other day with Gru, and...

933
01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:33,700
Oh, well, speaking of Gru, um, have you seen him?
I really need to talk to him.

934
01:13:33,701 --> 01:13:36,911
Yes. I think he's
somewhere around here.

935
01:13:36,912 --> 01:13:38,834
You two are close, no?

936
01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:40,623
Oh, I don't know.

937
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:44,044
I mean, "close,"
I wouldn't say we were close.

938
01:13:44,045 --> 01:13:46,129
Why, did he say we were close?
Did he say that?
939
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,715
It's more what he didn't say.

940
01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:52,135
For instance,
he never mentioned

941
01:13:52,136 --> 01:13:55,268
that you were both working
for the Anti-Villain League!

942
01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,224
You're coming with me.

943
01:13:58,225 --> 01:13:59,269
Hey!

944
01:14:00,561 --> 01:14:01,902
Crikey!

945
01:14:07,985 --> 01:14:10,528
So, Eduardo's
actually El Macho?

946
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:11,787
Cool!

947
01:14:11,947 --> 01:14:13,281
No, it is not cool!

948
01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,742
Plus, I pretty much
knew it was him all along,

949
01:14:15,743 --> 01:14:17,827
so if anyone's cool, it's me!

950
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:20,914
<i>Gru!</i>

951
01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:23,041
Well, Dr. Nefario.

952
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:25,877
<i>El Macho's onto you. He knows
you're working for the AVL.</i>

953
01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,800
<i>And he's got your partner.</i>

954
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:29,768
Lucy?

955
01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:33,218
That's impossible.
She's on her way to Australia!

956
01:14:33,219 --> 01:14:34,427
<i>Nefario?</i>

957
01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:35,852
<i>Sorry, gotta go!</i>

958
01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:38,897
He's got Lucy?

959
01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:41,571
Not for long.

960
01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:44,154
Come on, we're
getting her out of there.

961
01:16:12,777 --> 01:16:14,152
What was that?

962
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:27,208
I don't see anything.

963
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,354
Run!

964
01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:43,934
My unicorn!

965
01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:45,446
Agnes, no!

966
01:17:19,426 --> 01:17:21,182
Come on! Hurry!

967
01:17:24,598 --> 01:17:25,856
What's the matter?

968
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:32,607
Bah!

969
01:17:43,117 --> 01:17:44,161
<i>Ooh là là.</i>

970
01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:48,246
Kevin!

971
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:52,505
Dr. Nefario! You're back!

972
01:17:52,835 --> 01:17:54,306
In the flesh.

973
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:57,556
Behold, the antidote.

974
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:04,890
Come on. Let's finally put this
horrible jelly to some good use.

975
01:18:16,317 --> 01:18:17,817
Ah! Ah!

976
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:23,042
Hey, guys, come on!
Stay focused here.

977
01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:34,836
Huh?

978
01:18:35,002 --> 01:18:36,253
Huh?

979
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:42,175
Uh...

980
01:18:45,888 --> 01:18:47,857
Uh...
981
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,351
Oh.

982
01:19:01,236 --> 01:19:02,528
Uh!

983
01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:07,582
Curses! Foiled again!

984
01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:10,247
These guys captured me!

985
01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:44,112
Uh...

986
01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:45,370
No?

987
01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:48,326
Bah!

988
01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:50,078
Run!

989
01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:00,462
Up that tree!

990
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:02,882
Hurry! Hurry!

991
01:21:04,068 --> 01:21:05,818
Hello, Gru!

992
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:09,082
Hey hey!
Nice work, Dr. Nefario!

993
01:21:09,406 --> 01:21:11,411
I put an antidote in the jelly.

994
01:21:11,909 --> 01:21:15,953
I mean, I'm happy to create an
evil army to destroy the world,
995
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:18,754
but nobody
messes with my family.

996
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:20,802
Thank you, Doctor.

997
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,846
Now, let's go get the...

998
01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:25,298
Hi!

999
01:21:25,464 --> 01:21:26,757
You brought the girls?

1000
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:28,217
Yes!

1001
01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:29,634
Oh.

1002
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:31,106
Was that wrong?

1003
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:43,731
What's happening to my minions?

1004
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:44,859
Gru?

1005
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,654
You guys, take care of
the rest of the minions.

1006
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:51,660
I'm going to find Lucy.

1007
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:04,593
Eat jelly, you purple freaks!

1008
01:22:04,711 --> 01:22:06,432
Whoa! Whoa!

1009
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,741
It's over, El Macho.

1010
01:22:35,742 --> 01:22:37,130
Now, where is Lucy?

1011
01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:39,788
Let me show you.

1012
01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:53,968
Oh, hey, Gru!

1013
01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:57,555
Turns out you were right about
the whole El Macho thing, huh?

1014
01:22:57,556 --> 01:22:58,897
Yay!

1015
01:22:59,308 --> 01:23:03,060
One push of this button,
and I send that rocket

1016
01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:07,565
straight into the same volcano
where I faked my death.

1017
01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:10,568
Only this time, it's for real.

1018
01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:11,613
No!

1019
01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:13,654
Yam

1020
01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:14,948
Tallyho!

1021
01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:25,633
We could have ruled
the world together, Gru!

1022
01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:27,556
But now,
1023
01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:29,634
you're gonna die.

1024
01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:55,618
Oh!

1025
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:16,010
Ah!

1026
01:24:42,452 --> 01:24:44,912
Mmm, lipstick taser!

1027
01:24:44,913 --> 01:24:47,132
Aw, he copied me.

1028
01:24:53,380 --> 01:24:57,758
I am not afraid
of your jelly guns.

1029
01:24:57,759 --> 01:25:01,220
Oh, this ain't
a jelly gun, sunshine.

1030
01:25:09,563 --> 01:25:10,607
Ho-oh!

1031
01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:17,445
Don't worry about me,
Gru, I'll be fine.

1032
01:25:17,446 --> 01:25:19,989
I have survived
lots worse than this.

1033
01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:21,662
Okay, that's not entirely true.

1034
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,576
I'm actually kind of
freaking out up here!

1035
01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:25,664
Don't worry,
I will get you out of this.

1036
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:36,383
I really hate that chicken.

1037
01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:03,658
Is there a red one?
It's usually the red one!

1038
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:08,842
Gru, anytime now!

1039
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:13,334
Listen, Lucy, we may not
get out of this alive,

1040
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,711
so I need to
ask you a question.

1041
01:26:15,712 --> 01:26:16,804
Uh, better make it quick.

1042
01:26:17,297 --> 01:26:20,726
If I had asked you out on a
date, what would you have said?

1043
01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:22,510
Are you kidding me?

1044
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:23,554
Yes!

1045
01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:26,938
Jump!

1046
01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,041
Lucy!

1047
01:26:41,696 --> 01:26:43,915
Lucy, where are you?

1048
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,413
Oh, Lucy!

1049
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:50,295
Gru!
1050
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:58,137
Sorry! I guess you need your
arms to tread water, huh?

1051
01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:08,359
They'll be back.

1052
01:27:38,753 --> 01:27:41,553
<i>Underwear...</i>

1053
01:27:49,848 --> 01:27:52,612
<i>Underwear...</i>

1054
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:04,124
<i>Underwear...</i>

1055
01:28:13,580 --> 01:28:14,624
Oh!

1056
01:28:19,794 --> 01:28:23,009
Can I be
the first to say, "Ew!"

1057
01:28:24,090 --> 01:28:26,594
<i>Underwear...</i>

1058
01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,325
Okay.

1059
01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:45,743
Excuse me.

1060
01:28:47,614 --> 01:28:49,500
Um, hi, excuse me.

1061
01:28:57,249 --> 01:28:58,292
Uh,

1062
01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:02,511
hi, everybody.
I'd like to make some toast.

1063
01:29:02,629 --> 01:29:03,673
Uh...
1064
01:29:04,839 --> 01:29:06,263
Okay.

1065
01:29:07,550 --> 01:29:08,842
She, um...

1066
01:29:08,843 --> 01:29:13,103
She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair.

1067
01:29:13,223 --> 01:29:16,070
We love you,
mothers, everywhere.

1068
01:29:16,559 --> 01:29:19,906
And my new mom,
Lucy, is beyond compare.

1069
01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:21,148
Aww.

1070
01:29:21,439 --> 01:29:22,483
Aw.

1071
01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:31,577
To the bride and Gru!

1072
01:29:52,262 --> 01:29:53,306
Yeah!

1073
01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:07,533
Woo-hoo!
I'm so happy!

1074
01:30:17,579 --> 01:30:18,623
Huh? Ha!

1075
01:30:31,051 --> 01:30:32,094
Bah!

1076
01:30:53,782 --> 01:30:54,992
Hey, Bob! Stuart!

1077
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:28,364
Eh!
1078
01:31:28,942 --> 01:31:29,985
No?

1079
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:32,947
Ah!

1080
01:31:36,116 --> 01:31:37,282
Bob!

1081
01:31:44,999 --> 01:31:46,043
Uh-oh!

1082
01:32:00,265 --> 01:32:02,186
Okay.

1083
01:32:30,420 --> 01:32:31,464
Okay.

1084
01:32:49,272 --> 01:32:50,316
Aah!

1085
01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:41,704
Mmm?
Shh!

1086
01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:53,174
Blah.