Despicable Me 2 (2013) HI

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Ta-da!
(GRUNTS)
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Ta-da!
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Ta-da! Ta...
Ta-da!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(YELLS)
(CRASHING)
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Ta-da! (CHUCKLES)
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Ta-da!
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(MUMBLES IN MINIONESE)
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(MAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN
OVER LOUDSPEAKER)
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(LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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(LAUGHS)
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(WHOOPING)
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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Huh?
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(BOTH SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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(GASPS)
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(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
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(YELPS)
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(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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(ALL YELLING)
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(GROANING)
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(GROANS)
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SILAS: Three weeks, and we're
still no closer to cracking this.
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Right, bring him in!
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Yes, sir.
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This is the best party ever!
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah!
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Ha! (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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(SQUEALS)
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(WAILS)
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Oh, no!
A dragon is approaching!
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(GROANS)
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(ALL YELL)
(CHUCKLING)
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Fear not, for here come the
gallant knights to save us.
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KIDS: Yay!
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(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)
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No, no, no. What do you
mean she's not coming?
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I have a backyard full
of these little girls
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who are counting on a visit
from a fairy princess. (GROANS)
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Hurts! (YELLS) Stop it!
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Listen! I don't want a refund,
I want the fairy princess,
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Please, please,
I'm begging you.
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You know what? I hope that
you can sleep at night,
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you crusher of
little girls' dreams!
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AGNES: Ooh, ooh!
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When's the fairy
princess coming?
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Any minute now!
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Yay!
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Stall them!
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(GRUNTS)
(CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)
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KIDS: Ooh!
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Whoa! Whoa, okay!
Okay, all right.
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That's enough of
the magic show.
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MINIONSI Aw!
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(GASPS)
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Wait, did you hear that?
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It sounded like the twinkling
sounds of magical fairy dust.
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(GASPS) It's the fairy
princess! She's coming!
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(ALL GASP)
(GAS PS) Look!
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(GRUNTING)
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Huh? om (CHUCKLES)
Eh'? (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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(CHUCKLING)
(GRUNTING)
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(YELLS) Ow!
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(GRUNTING)
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KID: Ow.
(GROANS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS AND SIGHS)
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
It is I, Gruzinkerbell,
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the most magical
fairy princess of all!
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And I am here to
wish Princess Agnes
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a very happy birthday!
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How come you're so fat?
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Because
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my house is made of candy,
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and sometimes I eat
instead of facing my problems!
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How come you have...
(COUGHING)
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Okay, time for cake.
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ALL: Yay!
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(GROANS)
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Thank you, Gruzinkerbelll You're
the best fairy princess ever!
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(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
You are welcome, little girl!
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I know it's really you, Gru. I'm
just pretending for the other kids.
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Hey there, Gru. Mr. Life of the Party!
(LAUGHS)
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Hello, Jillian.
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So, I'm gonna go
out on a limb here,
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but my friend Natalie is
recently single, and... Oop.
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No, no, no, get off the limb right now.
No limb.
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(LAUGHS) Come on,
she's a riot!
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She sings karaoke,
she has a lot of free time,
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looks aren't that
important to her...
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No, Jills, that is not happening.
Seriously, I'm fine.
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Okay, fine, forget Natalie.
How about my cousin Linda?
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No!
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Oh! Oh! I know someone whose
husband just died...
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(YELLS)
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(GASPS)
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I'm sorry,
I did not see you there.
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(YELLS)
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Or there.
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(CHUCKLES)
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GRU: Kyle? Kyle?
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Kyle, no! Do not do your
business on the petunias!
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There you go.
Those are Fred's, go crazy.
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Good boy!
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LUCY: Mr. Gru?
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(STAMMERING) I didn't...
What? Yes?
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Hi! Agent Lucy Wilde
of the AVL.
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Oh, (CHUCKLES) whoops!
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Sorry, you're gonna
have to come with me.
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Oh, sorry, I...
Freeze ray!
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You know, you really
should announce
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your weapons after
you fire them, Mr. Gru.
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For example...
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Lipstick taser!
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Oh, it works so good.
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(GRUNTS)
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Man!
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Large person.
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, sorry.
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(GRUNTING WITH EFFORT)
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Get in there...
Huh?
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...you big man!
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Boss!
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(GRUNTS)
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Uh? Huh!
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(SCREAMING)
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Whoa!
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Huh?
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Ah! Whoo!
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Ooh!
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(YELLING)
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(EXCLAIMING IN MINIONESE)
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Oh!
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Huh? Ah. Quack, quack!
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(DUCK QUACKING)
(YELLING)
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(YELLING)
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(BOTH YELLING)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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(BOTH EXCLAIM AGGRESSIVELY)
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(PEDESTRIANS
EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)
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(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHANGING RADIO STATIONS)
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MINIONS: Wow!
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(HONKING HORN)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(GRUNTS)
(GASPS)
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What? Where?
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Whoa, foot is asleep.
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Ah, pins and needles!
(GROANS)
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SILAS: Good afternoon
Mr. Gru.
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Eh.
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I apologize for our methods
in getting you here.
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I don't. (CHUCKLES) I'd do it
again in a heartbeat.
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I am not gonna lie,
I enjoyed that.
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Every second of it. Gave me
a bit of a buzz, actually.
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That's enough, Agent Wilde.
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Sorry, sir.
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Okay, this is bogus!
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(CHUCKLES)
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I don't know who you people
think you are, but...
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We are
the Anti-Villain League.
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An ultra-secret organization dedicated
to fighting crime on a global scale.
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Rob a bank, we're not interested.
Kill someone, not our deal.
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But you want to melt the polar ice
caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,
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or even steal the Moon...
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Then we notice.
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First of all, you got
no proof that I did that.
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Second, after I did
do that, I put it back!
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We're well aware of that,
Mr. Gru.
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That's why we
brought you here.
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I am the League's director,
Silas Ramsbottom.
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(SNORTS) Bottom.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Hilarious. (SIGHS)
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Agent Wilde?
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Oh, me now? Ah.
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Um, recently,
an entire top-secret lab
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disappeared from
the Arctic Circle.
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Yeah, the entire lab, just...
(IMITATES WHOOSHING)
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Gone. Where did it go?
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I don't care.
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Hmm. The lab was
devoted to experiments
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involving PX-41,
a transmutation serum.
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What is PX-41, you ask?
Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
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(GROAN$)
(YELP)
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Ah!
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(GROWLS)
(YELLS)
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(ALL GROANING)
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Huh, you usually don't
see that in bunnies.
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As you can see, in the wrong
hands, the PX-41 serum
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could be the most devastating
weapon on Earth.
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(GRUNTS)
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Fortunately, it has a very
distinct chemical footprint.
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And using the latest
chem-tracking technology,
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we found traces of it
in the Paradise Mall.
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(SCOFFS) A mall?
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Precisely. And we
believe that one of these
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shop owners is
a master criminal.
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And that's where you come in.
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As an ex-villain, you know how a
villain thinks, how a villain acts.
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The plan is to set
you up undercover
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at a shop in the mall,
where hopefully...
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Okay, I see
where this is going,
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with all the Mission:
Impossible stuff, but no. No!
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I'm a father now.
And a legitimate businessman.
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I am developing a line
of delicious jams and jellies.
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(CHUCKLING)
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"Jams and jellies"?
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Oh, attitude!
That's right!
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So, thanks, but no thanks.
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And here's a tip. Instead of
tasing people and kidnapping them,
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maybe you should
just give them a call!
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Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
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Ramsbottom.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah,
like that's any better.
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(CHUCKLING)
Hello. (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)
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(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
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Look, I probably shouldn't
be saying this, (CHUCKLES)
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but your work as a villain
was kind of amazing.
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So, if you ever wanna get back
to doing something awesome,
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give us a call.
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(CHANTING IN MINIONESE)
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(GRUNTING)
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Hey, I told you
guys to get to bed.
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Oh, sorry.
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So, when you going
on your date?
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What?
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Remember, Miss Jillian said she
was arranging a date for you.
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Yeah, well, she is a nut job,
and I'm not going on any date.
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Why not? Are you scared?
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(GASPS)
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Hey, did you guys see
the Moon landing on TV?
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Yeah, I can't believe it.
It's so cool!
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Excuse me? Lisa?
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I was talking to
Billy the other day.
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No way!
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He is so cute.
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Ah. (CLEARS THROAT) Hey, Lisa,
I was wondering if you...
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Ew! Gru touched Lisa!
Gru touched Lisa!
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KIDS: Ew!
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Lisa's got Gruties!
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(KIDS SCREAMING)
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Scared? Of what? Women?
(CHUCKLES) No! That's bonkers!
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I just have no interest in going on
a date, that's all. Case closed.
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I'm not scared.
Of women. Or dates.
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Let's go to bed.
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(KISSES)
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Good night, Edith.
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Good night, Margo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hold the horses.
Who are you texting?
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No one. Just my friend Avery.
256
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:52,659
Avery. (STAMMERING) Avery? Is that
a girl's name or a boy's name?
257
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,123
Does it matter?
258
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:57,543
No, no, it doesn't
matter unless it's a boy!
259
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,004
I know what makes you a boy.
260
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,209
Uh, ooh,
261
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,082
You do?
262
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,339
Your bald head.
263
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,008
Oh, yes.
264
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,172
It's really smooth.
265
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:13,893
Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine
a little chick popping out.
266
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:15,891
Peep peep peep-
267
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,848
Good night, Agnes.
268
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,059
Never get older.
269
00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:34,864
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
270
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,333
271
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,552
272
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,183
(SINGING IN MINIONESE)
273
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,599
Hey, oh!
274
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,063
Uh...
275
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,400
(CHATTERING IN MINIONESE) Okay, okay.
276
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,563
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
277
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,024
(SCREAMING)
278
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,780
(YELLING IN MINIONESE)
279
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,759
(GRUNTS)
280
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,140
Hey, Tim, nice haircut!
281
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:39,763
Donnie, hang in there, baby!
It's almost Friday.
282
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,557
So, how's today's batch,
Dr. Nefario?
283
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,358
I developed a new formula
284
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,276
which allowed me
to get every known
285
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,196
kind of berry into
one flavor of jelly.
286
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:51,653
(GROANS)
287
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:52,775
(HEAVES)
288
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,368
That tastes good!
289
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:57,117
I love the flavor of that!
(SHUDDERS)
290
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,368
It's horrible, isn't it?
291
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,790
No, no!
292
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,828
Oh, we're making
great progress!
293
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,287
Here, try some of this.
294
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,454
Mmm.
(CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)
295
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,423
(MUFFLED MUTTERING)
296
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,625
Ah.
297
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,131
(MINIONS SCREAMING)
298
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,720
Whoa.
299
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:21,805
Okay, just because everybody hates
it, doesn't mean it's not good!
300
00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:23,723
Listen, Gru.
301
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,399
There's something
I've been meaning
302
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,192
to talk to you
about for some time now.
303
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,103
What'? What's wrong?
304
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,438
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
305
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,401
I miss being evil.
306
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:38,659
Sinister plots, large-scale
crimes, it's what I live for.
307
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:43,577
I mean, don't you think there's
more to our future than jelly?
308
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,875
Well, I'm also
considering a line of jams.
309
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,337
Um, the thing is, Gru,
310
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,546
(INHALES DEEPLY)
311
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,669
I've had an offer of
employment elsewhere.
312
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,096
Dr. Nefario!
313
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,220
Come on,
you're kidding, right?
314
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,388
It's a great
opportunity for me.
315
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,262
Bigger lab, more evil,
316
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,189
full dental.
317
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,864
(SIGHS)
318
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:14,986
Very well.
319
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:18,695
Let us give you
the proper send-off.
320
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,405
Minions!
321
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:23,491
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE)
322
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:29,251
The highest honor
awarded to Dr. Nefario
323
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,170
for your years of service,
324
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,719
the 21-fart gun salute!
325
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:36,883
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE)
326
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,476
(COUGHING)
327
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,060
Uh, I counted 22.
328
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,105
(CHUCKLES)
329
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,239
Farewell, my friends.
330
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:56,694
(SOBBING)
331
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,960
This may take a while.
332
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,596
Go about your business.
333
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,430
I miss you already!
334
00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,157
(SINGING IN MINIONESE)
335
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,082
(DOORBELL RINGS)
336
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:56,254
337
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,634
(SCREAMS)
338
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,633
(HUMMING)
339
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:05,968
Huh?
340
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,106
Huh.
341
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,650
Are you sure we
should be doing this?
342
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,818
Yes, it's for his own good.
343
00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:25,488
Okay,
we need to choose a picture.
344
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,614
AGNES: No.
345
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,998
Scary.
346
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,241
Weird.
347
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:30,955
(ALL YELL IN ALARM)
348
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,207
What is that?
349
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,005
Good morning, girls! I have
an announcement to make.
350
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,041
Hey, what
celebrity do you look like?
351
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,464
Uh, Bruce Willis.
352
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,128
Mmm, no.
353
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:42,880
Humpty Dummy!
354
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,506
Ooh, Gollum!
355
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:45,807
(LAUGHING)
356
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,977
Okay, (CHUCKLING)
what are you doing?
357
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,975
We're signing you
up for online dating!
358
00:23:50,054 --> 00:23:52,853
Oh, okay. What? No, no, no.
359
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,816
Oh, come on. It's fun.
360
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:56,769
And it's time for
you to get out there.
361
00:23:56,852 --> 00:24:00,072
No! Stop! No one is ever
getting out there! Ever!
362
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:03,363
Oh! Okay, now for
the announcement.
363
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,862
I have accepted a new job.
364
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,197
Whoa! Really?
365
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,783
Yes, I have been recruited
by a top-secret agency
366
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,210
to go undercover
and save the world!
367
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,628
You're gonna be a SPY?
368
00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,580
That's right, baby!
369
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:18,548
Gru's back in the game.
370
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:22,345
With gadgets and weapons and cool cars.
The whole deal.
371
00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,545
Awesome!
372
00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:25,927
Are you really
gonna save the world?
373
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:29,518
Yes. Yes, I am.
374
00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,266
375
00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,226
376
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,641
377
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:36,816
(CHUCKLES)
378
00:24:49,279 --> 00:24:51,031
(GASPING AND STRUGGLING)
379
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:54,247
Ah!
380
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,925
Hmm.
381
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,386
"Bake My Day."
382
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,262
Blech.
383
00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:18,734
All right, here is the cupcake
recipe I got off the Internet.
384
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,395
385
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,862
And don't go nuts
with the sprinkles!
386
00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:36,498
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
387
00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:42,337
(GRUNTING AGGRESSIVELY)
388
00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,674
(ULULATING)
389
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:48,468
Whoo.
390
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,593
I wasn't expecting that.
Or was I?
391
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,972
Ooh. You got a little...
392
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,813
Here, I'll get it.
393
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,227
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
394
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,903
It's just spreading.
395
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,322
All right, all right.
I got it! Stop it!
396
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:06,824
Oh. (INHALES DEEPLY)
397
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:07,946
I'll let you get it.
398
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,114
(GROANS)
399
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,867
Yeah, what you just
saw there was a little
400
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,618
something new
I've been working on.
401
00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:17,622
It's a combination of Jujitsu,
Krav Maga, Aztec warfare
402
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,874
and krumping.
403
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,669
Okay, that's weird.
Why are you here?
404
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,418
On assignment from Silas.
I'm your new partner.
405
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:26,753
Yay!
406
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,509
What? No, no "yay-"
407
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,262
Ramsbottom didn't say anything
about a partner.
408
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:34,264
Well, it seems that because
of your checkered past,
409
00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,095
everyone else
refused to work with you.
410
00:26:36,178 --> 00:26:38,556
But not me. I stepped up.
411
00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:42,192
And I'm new, so I kind of have
to do what they tell me anyway.
412
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,898
Walla!
413
00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,360
Ya!
414
00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:48,824
Aah!
415
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,321
Do you know this guy?
416
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,490
Yes, he's one of my minions.
417
00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:54,405
Oh, I'm sorry.
418
00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,532
I should have known.
419
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,371
You are free to go.
420
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:06,751
Uh? Ah!
421
00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:09,215
(CHUCKLING)
422
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:13,974
423
00:27:14,091 --> 00:27:15,138
Kampai!
424
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:19,979
(KISSES)
425
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:30,862
Oh!
426
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,033
GRU: Dave...
427
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:33,323
(WHISTLES)
428
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,279
Earth to Dave!
429
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:36,576
Huh?
430
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,165
You can leave now.
431
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,287
Oh, uh...
432
00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,134
GRU: So, what do we got?
Who's on the list?
433
00:27:49,293 --> 00:27:50,545
Fire them at me.
434
00:27:50,752 --> 00:27:53,676
First suspect,
Hedda Blumentoft,
435
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,632
proprietor of Mum's
the Word Floral Shop.
436
00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:57,514
No, not her.
437
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,223
Okay, moving on...
438
00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:02,143
Chuck Kinney,
owner of Stuff-A-Bear.
439
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,313
Ooh.
440
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:06,601
(WAILING)
I don't think so.
441
00:28:07,269 --> 00:28:08,566
EDUARDO: Hello?
442
00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,448
Buenos dias, my friends!
443
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,238
I am Eduardo Perez,
444
00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:20,624
owner of Salsa y Salsa
restaurant, across the mall.
445
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,752
Now open for breakfast.
And you are?
446
00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,630
Gru. And this is Lucy.
And we are closed.
447
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:28,916
This is just going
to take un momento.
448
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:31,460
I am throwing a big
Cinco de Mayo party,
449
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:35,632
and I am going to need
200 of your best cupcakes
450
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:39,556
decorated with
the Mexican flag.
451
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,353
It looks something like this.
452
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,471
(GRUNTS)
453
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:44,348
What do you think?
454
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,312
LUCY: (GASPS) Ooh.
GRU: on.
455
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,559
Look away!
456
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:48,644
You, whoo. (CHUCKLES)
457
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,819
(INHALES DEEPLY)
458
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:53,817
Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled.
I'll pick them up next week!
459
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:57,828
Have a good day. Come by
if you get a chance, okay?
460
00:28:58,695 --> 00:28:59,787
(GROANS)
461
00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:04,581
And welcome to
the mall family.
462
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:06,495
(GASPS)
463
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,635
(WHISPERING) El Macho.
464
00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,087
What?
465
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,342
But it couldn't be.
466
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,010
What? What couldn't be?
467
00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:24,556
That guy looks exactly like
a villain named El Macho.
468
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,523
From about 20 years ago.
469
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:34,030
He was ruthless!
470
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,691
He was dangerous.
471
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:39,703
And as the name implies,
very macho.
472
00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:55,044
He had a reputation for pulling off
heists using only his bare hands!
473
00:29:57,087 --> 00:30:02,184
But sadly, like all the greats,
El Macho was gone too soon.
474
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:05,562
He died in the most
macho way possible.
475
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,389
Riding a shark
476
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:11,648
with 250 pounds of dynamite
strapped to his chest
477
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:15,906
into the mouth of
an active volcano!
478
00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:19,989
It was glorious.
479
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:25,245
Yeah, sounds like
El Macho's pretty dead.
480
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,788
They never found the body.
Oh, no.
481
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:33,086
All that was ever retrieved was
a pile of singed chest hair.
482
00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,798
But that face!
It has got to be El Macho!
483
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:41,257
(GASPS) Then what do you say you and I
break into his restaurant? Tonight?
484
00:30:41,423 --> 00:30:44,051
Yes, that's good,
because I am telling you,
485
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:48,389
if anybody in this
place has the PX-41 serum,
486
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,641
it's him.
487
00:30:50,807 --> 00:30:52,400
(LAUGHING)
488
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:56,859
All right, all right, homework done,
pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.
489
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,110
What's the big hurry?
490
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,150
I just have
a lot of work to do.
491
00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:02,198
Work, what kind of work?
492
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:03,995
Very important business.
493
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,869
So, hugs, kisses.
(KISSES) (GIGGLING)
494
00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,791
Good night, sleep tight, don't
let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah.
495
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:09,914
Whoa!
496
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,370
But you said
you'd help me practice
497
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,547
my part for
the Mother's Day show.
498
00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,040
(SIGHS)
499
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:18,218
Fine, fine.
Let me hear it. Quickly.
500
00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:22,098
She kisses my boo-boos,
she braids my hair.
501
00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:25,176
My mother is beyond compare.
502
00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:28,221
We love you,
mothers, everywhere.
503
00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:31,648
Wow! That was something else.
504
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:34,777
I really liked the way
you smiled at the end.
505
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,937
Let's try this one more time,
506
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:42,201
but a teensy bit less
like a zombie, okay?
507
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:43,322
Okay.
508
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,451
she braids my hair...
509
00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,328
Perfect! Time to go.
510
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:50,956
I don't think I
should do this.
511
00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:53,332
Well, what do you mean?
Why not?
512
00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:55,130
I don't even have a mom.
513
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,591
Well, you don't need
one to do the show.
514
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,420
I mean, you did
the Veterans Day Pageant
515
00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,005
and you haven't
been in combat.
516
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,511
This is different.
517
00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:10,646
Okay, well, then maybe you can
just use your imagination.
518
00:32:10,804 --> 00:32:13,603
You mean I
pretend I have a mom?
519
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,476
Yes, right?
You can do that, can't you?
520
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,688
Yeah! I do that all the time.
521
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,189
Thanks, Gru!
522
00:32:23,358 --> 00:32:25,952
Hey! (SINGING JOYFULLY
IN MINION ESE)
523
00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:54,064
All right. Hey, hey,
no, no! No.
524
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,309
HeY- Hey. please.
525
00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:59,565
Kevin, Jerry,
watch the girls for me, okay?
526
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:03,065
Dave, Stuart, come this way!
With me! Come on!
527
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,993
Come on!
528
00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,069
Mmm-mmm!
529
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,033
(DOOR CLOSES)
(smeme RESUMES)
530
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:19,006
(WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
531
00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,004
(SINGING LULLABY)
532
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:35,643
(BOTH SIGH)
533
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:38,100
534
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,480
Oh! (CHUCKLING)
535
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,437
536
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:42,984
Mmm-hmm.
537
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,274
(COUNTING IN MINIONESE)
538
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,404
(CHUCKLING)
539
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:47,780
(GRUNTS) Huh?
540
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,490
(SHUDDERING)
541
00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,621
Ocal O98!
542
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:01,581
(YELPS)
543
00:34:06,795 --> 00:34:07,887
(SCREAMS)
544
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:09,677
(MEOWS)
545
00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:12,430
(CHUCKLING)
546
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,556
Looka too! (YE LLS)
547
00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:19,895
Huh?
548
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:22,610
(YELLS)
549
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:31,157
(YOWLING)
550
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:32,783
(YELLING)
551
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,417
(MEOWS)
552
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:44,257
(SINGING AND WHISTLING
JOYFULLY)
553
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:53,805
(HIP HOP PLAYING
ON HEADPHONES)
554
00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:03,310
We're stealth ninjas.
We make no sound.
555
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,612
Right. Gotcha.
556
00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,398
Ya! (SIGHS)
557
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:13,036
All right, El Macho.
You're going down.
558
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,159
Wait! Wait.
What?
559
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:17,916
What are you doing?
560
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:20,619
I'm checking for
laser beam alarm triggers.
561
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,122
It's a restaurant!
562
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,748
You never know what
kind of booby traps
563
00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:26,420
this guy could have set.
Huh? Come on.
564
00:35:26,499 --> 00:35:28,843
There are no booby traps.
565
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,929
Ha! Booby!
566
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:33,806
(GASPS)
(CREAKING)
567
00:35:41,014 --> 00:35:42,061
(CLUCKS)
568
00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,567
Oh. There's a chicken.
569
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:46,941
(GASPS) Are you lost,
little guy?
570
00:35:47,062 --> 00:35:48,985
You must be lost.
571
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,948
Ha! Some guard dog.
572
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,283
(SCREAMS)
573
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,743
Get it off of me!
Get it off of me!
574
00:35:58,573 --> 00:35:59,574
Aah!
575
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,080
(GRUNTS)
576
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:03,495
(GRUNTING)
577
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,254
(CLUCKS)
578
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,003
I got you!
(SCREAMING)
579
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:13,263
l9ot it!
580
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,725
(CLUCKING)
581
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,223
Ha!
582
00:36:25,058 --> 00:36:26,059
(GASPS) om
583
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,989
(GROANS) What is wrong
with that chicken?
584
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:39,623
Hey, that <i>polio</i> es loco
(CHUCKLES)
585
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:41,287
No?
586
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:43,331
Okay, let's go.
587
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,009
Are you getting anything?
588
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:53,632
No, not yet.
589
00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:57,512
But, hey, maybe you can find
something with these X-ray goggles.
590
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,514
Bah.
591
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,643
How are they working?
Tell me! Tell me!
592
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:09,103
Aah! Oof!
593
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:10,778
What's wrong?
ls something wrong?
594
00:37:10,854 --> 00:37:14,233
That's an image I'll never
get out of my brain. Blech!
595
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,166
I knew it!
596
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,168
(GASPS) The serum is in here!
597
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,496
Ooh, then let's get it.
598
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,418
(CHUCKLING)
599
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:32,000
This is going to be good!
600
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,130
Ah.
601
00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:38,639
Ah-ha!
602
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:39,967
What?
603
00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:41,764
(STAMMERING)
604
00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,186
Salsa?
605
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,937
Aw, man.
606
00:37:46,556 --> 00:37:47,557
Oh.
607
00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:54,573
Somebody's going
to die tonight.
608
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,826
(GAS PS) Pollito!
609
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:04,328
What did they do to you?
Pollito? Can you hear me?
610
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:05,499
(CLUCKS)
611
00:38:05,575 --> 00:38:08,954
Who would do this to such
a sweet little chicken?
612
00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,960
What? Who's there?
613
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,666
(CRUNCHES) Mmm-mmm.
(GASPS)
614
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:14,717
You coming out?
Or am I gonna go in?
615
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,303
Yah!
616
00:38:22,425 --> 00:38:23,472
Huh?
617
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:25,888
Stop!
618
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,060
(GRUNTS) My eyes!
619
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,397
Gru, call one of
your munchkins!
620
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,687
We've been spotted!
Come get us!
621
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,147
Huh? Hey!
622
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,732
Ah! (CHATTERING IN MINIONESE)
623
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,243
Hmm, subtle.
624
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,299
Over here! Over here!
625
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:55,962
Over
626
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,168
here.
627
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,260
Hold tight!
628
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:10,269
Aah!
629
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:15,771
(CHUCKLING)
630
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:18,607
I have you now!
631
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:23,278
(GROWLS)
632
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,120
(GRU SCREAMING)
633
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:47,344
(IMITATES AIRPLANE ENGINE)
634
00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:49,679
(GASPS)
635
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,524
(BOTH GASP)
636
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,477
BOY: Yay! Ice cream!
637
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,067
Huh?
638
00:39:58,271 --> 00:39:59,693
639
00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:09,824
(ALL SPEAKING MINIONESE)
640
00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:13,287
641
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,747
642
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,420
Huh? (EXCLAIMING NERVOUSLY)
643
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,842
644
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,218
645
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:25,673
(SCREAMING)
646
00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,189
(YELLING)
647
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:37,393
648
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,568
649
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:41,989
(SCREAMS)
650
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,748
LUCY: All right, there he is.
651
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:57,790
Suspect number eight,
Floyd Eaglesan.
652
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,503
Oh, okay.
653
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:01,543
See if you can get closer.
Go, go.
654
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,105
All right.
655
00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,348
What the...
656
00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:18,685
Oh, no. That's not good.
657
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:20,395
(GASPS)
658
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,521
Whoa!
659
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,072
Hey, uh, what?
660
00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:26,071
Oh!
661
00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,326
(GRUNTING)
662
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:31,998
AGNES: Hey, Gru!
663
00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:34,542
Oh, girls! What are you
(CHUCKLES) doing here?
664
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,585
Well, we thought
we'd come visit you at work.
665
00:41:36,744 --> 00:41:39,418
So, you're saving the world
in a garbage can?
666
00:41:39,539 --> 00:41:40,882
(MOCK CHUCKLING)
667
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,004
Funny.
668
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:43,926
Hey! There you are.
669
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,420
Oh. Who's this?
670
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:49,591
Lucy, these are my girls,
Margo, Edith and Agnes.
671
00:41:49,716 --> 00:41:52,560
Girls, Lucy. Lucy, girls.
672
00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:54,603
Hello.
Hi.
673
00:42:02,937 --> 00:42:04,405
Are you single?
674
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,612
Oh! Goodness.
675
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:10,741
Oh, hey! I have an idea. Since Lucy
and I have lots of work to do,
676
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,490
why don't you girls go and
explore the mall? Bye!
677
00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:16,793
Here is some money, go buy
some useless mall junk.
678
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,544
Some headbands and...
679
00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,129
Are you gonna marry Lucy?
680
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:24,168
Are you out of your gourd?
No! She just works with me.
681
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,669
Plus, you love her.
682
00:42:25,752 --> 00:42:28,471
You love her! You love her!
You really, really love her!
683
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:29,801
And you're gonna get married!
684
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:30,973
Okay, stop.
This is a song of lies.
685
00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:32,141
And I will be
the flower girl!
686
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,264
I don't even like her.
Now, go have fun!
687
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,141
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
(GROANS)
688
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,348
Almost forgot. Hugs!
689
00:42:38,431 --> 00:42:39,933
Good luck saving the world.
Bye.
690
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:41,313
AGNES: Bye, Gru!
691
00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:45,563
(CHUCKLES)
692
00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:48,946
Kids, right? They're funny.
693
00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:50,993
Those girls totally
adore you.
694
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,821
I bet you're a fun dad.
695
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:54,580
Huh.
696
00:42:54,655 --> 00:42:56,657
I am pretty fun.
697
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,002
Is that stealing?
698
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:10,005
Not if my wish was that I would
get a lot of free coins.
699
00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:39,292
Whoa! (GAS PS)
700
00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,704
Cool glasses.
701
00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:43,959
Oh.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
702
00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:46,132
I'm Antonio.
703
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,217
I'm Margo.
704
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:51,971
I was just going to get a cookie.
Care to join me?
705
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:54,014
Uh, sure.
706
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:56,809
I'm Margo.
707
00:44:02,390 --> 00:44:03,858
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
708
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,986
Um, I'll catch up
with you guys later.
709
00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:08,404
Bye!
710
00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:12,526
Can I be
the first to say, "Ew!"
711
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,485
We gotta go tell Gru!
712
00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:20,791
All right, I'm going in.
713
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,920
LUCY: If it picks up any traces of the
serum, the sensor in your belt buckle
714
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:25,372
will make a sound like this...
715
00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:26,706
Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
716
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:27,832
Mee-ma W! Mee-ma w!
Okay!
717
00:44:27,915 --> 00:44:29,667
I get it. I get it.
718
00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:36,473
(SINISTER CHUCKLING)
719
00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:39,974
Welcome to Eagle Hair Club.
720
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,643
It's about time you showed up,
721
00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:44,102
Mr. Gru.
722
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,274
(SQUAWKS)
723
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:47,356
You know my name?
724
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:48,482
(SINISTER CHUCKLING)
725
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:51,948
When someone moves into the mall
who is folically-challenged,
726
00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:55,614
I make it my business
to know all about them.
727
00:44:55,776 --> 00:44:58,450
You are bald, and that is bad.
728
00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:01,282
There you go, my sweet.
729
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,242
LUCY: I'm getting
nothing so far.
730
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:04,953
I think you need
to move around.
731
00:45:10,333 --> 00:45:12,586
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
732
00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,429
Wow, this looks interesting.
What is it?
733
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:17,090
I take it you're an art lover?
734
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:18,303
LUCY: No serum.
735
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:19,599
Yeah, not so much.
736
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,357
Oh, how about this
impressive trinket?
737
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,272
(GASPS) I'd hardly call it
a trinket, Mr. Gru.
738
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:29,853
LUCY: Nothing.
The International...
739
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,062
Yeah, I don't care.
740
00:45:34,815 --> 00:45:35,816
(YAWNS)
741
00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:37,159
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
742
00:45:37,235 --> 00:45:38,236
LUCY: Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
(G RU NTS)
743
00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:40,742
LUCY: Hold on, I'm picking up something.
Behind that wall!
744
00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:42,494
Ah, and what do we have here?
745
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:45,827
These are my trial wigs.
You should take one.
746
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:49,164
No, thanks. So, what's on
the other side of the wall?
747
00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,585
Here you are!
Look at me! Focus!
748
00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:51,837
LUCY: Gru?
749
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:56,422
I promise that this wig will
transform you from ugly
750
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:59,599
to irresistible.
751
00:46:00,216 --> 00:46:01,843
AGNES: Margo has a boyfriend!
752
00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,928
And they're going on a date!
753
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,354
Date? Boyfriend?
754
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:06,681
What?
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
755
00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:20,194
There she goes!
756
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,043
(MARGO CHUCKLING)
757
00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:33,882
Oh, you're so funny.
758
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,133
Gross!
759
00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,382
Look, they're in love.
Oh, no, no, no.
760
00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:39,881
Do not say that. No, no, no.
761
00:46:39,964 --> 00:46:44,310
And my dream is to one day
play video games for a living.
762
00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:46,137
Wow. (CHUCKLES)
763
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,268
You're so complicated.
764
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:49,936
Margo.
(GAS PS)
765
00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,604
What is going on here?
766
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:56,485
Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio.
Me llamo Margo.
767
00:46:56,564 --> 00:46:59,909
Me llama-lama ding-dong.
Who cares? Let's go.
768
00:47:01,444 --> 00:47:02,491
(LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)
769
00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:03,617
(PATRONS CHEERING)
770
00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:06,912
MARGO: Whoa!
771
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:28,437
(SIGHS)
772
00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,399
Kids eat free on Tuesdays.
773
00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:43,865
Yay, POP!
774
00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,571
MARGO: That's awesome!
775
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:51,123
So good to see you again, mi compadre!
Ha! Yeah.
776
00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:53,671
Oh, I see you have
already met my father.
777
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:55,923
What? Father?
778
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:59,423
Si. Look at this crazy
small world we live in, eh?
779
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:01,504
Come, sit,
let me get you something.
780
00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,176
(CLUCKING ANGRILY)
781
00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:05,349
Oh, look at you. Heh?
782
00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:06,801
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
783
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,728
He likes me. (SCREAMS)
784
00:48:09,804 --> 00:48:13,684
Oh, oh! I'm sorry. Pollito
is usually very friendly.
785
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,359
He had a rough night.
786
00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:18,775
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
787
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,615
Well, we really should be going.
Girls, come on.
788
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,484
That is a pity.
789
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,286
Young love is beautiful, no?
790
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,656
No! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
791
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:31,333
You know, they're not in love.
They hardly know each other.
792
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:34,332
You are right,
Cabeza de huevo.
793
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:36,665
They must get to
know each other better!
794
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:40,881
Antonio, why don't you invite
your girlfriend and her family
795
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:42,587
to our Cinco de Mayo party?
796
00:48:42,670 --> 00:48:43,717
No, no.
797
00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:44,930
BOTH: Si!
798
00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:02,026
I'm sorry, El Macho?
799
00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:04,154
Hadn't we
eliminated him as a suspect
800
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,277
after the whole
salsa incident?
801
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,863
Yes, but there has
been a new development,
802
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:12,041
and I'm telling you,
this is the guy.
803
00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:14,539
You need to
arrest him immediately.
804
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:18,122
And his
deviously charming son!
805
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:21,129
I'm pretty sure that
the son is involved, too.
806
00:49:21,208 --> 00:49:23,882
The son, also!
You got to get the son!
807
00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:27,553
I think that
the son is the mastermind!
808
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,180
There's a look,
there's a devilish look
809
00:49:30,259 --> 00:49:31,806
in his eyes,
and I don't like it!
810
00:49:31,886 --> 00:49:33,980
Yes, but I don't
really see any evidence.
811
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:35,814
Evidence, schmevidence.
I go with my gut,
812
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:39,565
and my gut tells me
that this guy is El Macho.
813
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,146
Lock him up, lock up the son.
814
00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:46,234
Don't forget about the son.
The kid gives me the creeps!
815
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,323
Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
816
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:53,408
But, on the less (WHISTLES)
crazy side of things,
817
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:56,703
Gru discovered traces of the
serum at Eagle Hair Club!
818
00:49:57,369 --> 00:49:59,042
Hmm, interesting.
819
00:49:59,121 --> 00:50:01,340
Yeah! And you know
who made that happen'? Huh?
820
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:04,715
This guy.
Nailed it. Amazing, right?
821
00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:08,593
No, I mean, sure. But it's
not him, it is El Macho!
822
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,591
Mr. Gru, please!
823
00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:13,602
No! It is him,
and I will prove it!
824
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,268
Gru, come on!
825
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:19,813
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
826
00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:22,065
He really
thinks it's El Macho.
827
00:50:22,937 --> 00:50:24,280
Can you tell?
828
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:40,120
(GASPS)
829
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,501
(CALLING IN MINIONESE)
830
00:50:48,796 --> 00:50:50,423
Oh. VVhoo!
831
00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:57,392
(SINGING HULA SONG
IN MINIONESE)
832
00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:04,524
(HOOTING JOYFULLY)
833
00:51:27,543 --> 00:51:28,840
Give me that!
834
00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:36,893
(GROANS)
835
00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:39,890
Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out!
836
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:41,773
Kevin?
837
00:51:41,932 --> 00:51:44,526
Hey, Lance,
where the heck is Kevin?
838
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:45,694
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
839
00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:50,195
All right, we need to revisit the
number of vacation days you guys get.
840
00:51:50,274 --> 00:51:52,652
I can't find anybody anymore.
841
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,454
JILLIANI Gru, it's Jillian!
842
00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:58,370
(GIGGLING) I've got good news!
843
00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,660
I have my friend
Shannon here with me.
844
00:52:00,743 --> 00:52:02,871
I was thinking you
two could get some grub.
845
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:06,378
You know, tear it up, see what happens!
(LAUGHS)
846
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,541
Open Up!
847
00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:09,172
La, la, la, Ia, Ia, Ia, la...
848
00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:12,175
(WHISPERING) Agnes! Agnes,
tell Jillian I'm not here.
849
00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:14,385
Gru's not here.
850
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:16,221
Are you sure?
851
00:52:16,342 --> 00:52:17,810
Yes, he just told me!
852
00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:19,933
(CRINGES)
Mmm-mmm!
853
00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,477
I mean,
no, he didn'tjust tell me.
854
00:52:22,598 --> 00:52:25,693
(LAUGHS)
Agnes, where is Gru?
855
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:28,938
He's putting on lipstick!
856
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:31,903
He's swatting at flies!
857
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,071
No! No!
858
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,652
He's chopping his head off!
859
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:39,115
He's pooping?
860
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:41,917
I know you're in there, Gru!
861
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:45,455
There's no way you're
getting out of this!
862
00:52:50,918 --> 00:52:54,047
SHANNON: I have to tell you, I
was so nervous about tonight.
863
00:52:54,129 --> 00:52:57,349
I mean there's just so
many phonies out there!
864
00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:00,852
Yes, I hear you.
(CHUCKLES)
865
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:03,397
Oh, so, do you work out?
866
00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:04,564
Well...
867
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,519
(CHUCKLES) I mean, obviously, you
don't, but would you consider it'?
868
00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:11,273
Huh? Physical fitness is
very important to Shannon.
869
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:13,153
As you can tell,
right? Huh?
870
00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:15,408
(GRUNTING)
Ah.
871
00:53:15,484 --> 00:53:16,610
I can tell.
872
00:53:16,735 --> 00:53:17,861
Solid.
873
00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,539
We are in the restaurant,
you know.
874
00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:23,951
Hi. Takeout for Lucy?
875
00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:25,578
Sure, just a sec.
876
00:53:35,921 --> 00:53:36,968
(BEEPS)
877
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:40,848
SHANNON: Your accent
is so exotic.
878
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:43,145
Ah. Well, thank you very much.
879
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,893
I know someone who
can fix that for you.
880
00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:47,816
And you'll be
talking normal in no time!
881
00:53:47,975 --> 00:53:48,976
(FAKE CHUCKLES)
882
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,317
Whoo. Is it hot in here?
883
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,029
How's the food?
884
00:53:57,067 --> 00:54:00,788
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Are you wearing a wig?
885
00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:02,030
What?
886
00:54:02,114 --> 00:54:04,082
Ah! I don't think so.
887
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:05,330
I knew it.
888
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,579
You're a phony.
I hate phonies!
889
00:54:07,661 --> 00:54:09,880
Oh, what?
No. These locks are all mine.
890
00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:11,252
No, they're not!
891
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:14,460
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm
gonna rip that thing off your head,
892
00:54:14,543 --> 00:54:17,422
and show everyone what a
bald-headed phony you are.
893
00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:18,721
I don't think so, Miss Lady.
894
00:54:24,344 --> 00:54:25,561
(YELPS)
895
00:54:28,474 --> 00:54:29,726
Hello?
896
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,151
Hello? Are you...
897
00:54:31,226 --> 00:54:32,478
LUCY: Hey, Gru.
898
00:54:32,561 --> 00:54:35,690
Hello, Lucy.
How are you doing?
899
00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:38,196
Wow, looks like your
date's out for the count.
900
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:41,279
It's like she's been shot with
a mild moose tranquilizer.
901
00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:42,578
(MOANS LIKE A MOOSE)
902
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:50,003
Yeah, I'm winking because
that's what actually happened.
903
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:53,298
Scusi, what's happening here?
She no like?
904
00:54:53,373 --> 00:54:54,841
Oh, she's just, uh...
905
00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,461
(CHUCKLING) Oh, ho.
906
00:54:57,544 --> 00:54:59,512
Si, sf. (CHUCKLES) Si.
907
00:54:59,588 --> 00:55:01,010
Shall we take her home?
908
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:13,231
Oh!
909
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:46,935
Well, I think you did it. You just
officially had the worst date ever.
910
00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:48,599
Huh, tell me about it.
911
00:55:48,971 --> 00:55:52,191
Don't worry. It can only get
better from here, right?
912
00:55:52,266 --> 00:55:54,394
But if it doesn't, you can
always borrow my dart gun.
913
00:55:54,476 --> 00:55:56,854
I've had to use it on
one or two dates myself.
914
00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:59,198
Yeah, you know,
as far as dates go,
915
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:01,617
I think I'm good
with just the one.
916
00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,451
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
917
00:56:05,487 --> 00:56:08,491
Well,
good night, partner.
918
00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:12,078
This was fun.
919
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:15,004
Yes. Surprisingly, it was.
920
00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:17,966
Oh, and, uh,
just between you and me?
921
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:20,419
You look much better bald.
922
00:56:22,838 --> 00:56:24,306
See you tomorrow.
923
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:35,066
Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack!
924
00:56:35,142 --> 00:56:36,485
(KISSING)
925
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,484
(IMITATING A WALRUS)
926
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:41,781
Yay!
927
00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:43,484
So, I take it
the date went well?
928
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:45,820
No, it was horrible.
(CHUCKLES)
929
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:48,034
(HUMMING)
930
00:56:56,622 --> 00:56:59,000
High-five!
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
931
00:56:59,917 --> 00:57:01,214
Bump it.
932
00:57:01,835 --> 00:57:02,836
(GASPS)
933
00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:39,502
(GASPS)
934
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:42,255
(DISPATCH CHATTERING
ON RADIO)
935
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,258
Mr. Ramsbottom?
936
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:46,596
Oh, hello.
937
00:57:46,713 --> 00:57:48,135
What are you doing here?
938
00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:50,138
We got him.
Got who?
939
00:57:50,258 --> 00:57:51,931
Floyd Eaglesan!
940
00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:54,976
Our agents located a secret
room in his shop last night
941
00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:56,853
and discovered this.
942
00:57:56,932 --> 00:58:01,062
It's empty, but we found traces
of the PX-41 serum in it.
943
00:58:01,228 --> 00:58:02,571
He's our man.
944
00:58:02,688 --> 00:58:07,068
So, somehow, in spite of your
incompetence, we solved this one.
945
00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,739
I was framed!
946
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:10,412
You won't get away with this!
947
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:13,036
Get your mitts off of me!
lam a legitimate businessman.
948
00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:16,870
Ah. All right. So what now?
949
00:58:16,952 --> 00:58:20,047
Well, now you're free to
go back to your business.
950
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:22,586
Mmm. Jams and jellies.
951
00:58:22,708 --> 00:58:24,676
And it looks like
Agent Wilde will be
952
00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:26,719
transferring to our
Australian branch.
953
00:58:27,421 --> 00:58:28,638
Australia?
954
00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:29,931
Yes.
955
00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:31,763
But thank you for everything.
956
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:34,686
And by everything,
of course I mean nothing.
957
00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:37,355
Toodle pip and cheerio,
Mr. Gru.
958
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:44,071
Hey, there.
Hey.
959
00:58:44,146 --> 00:58:45,568
So, we got him.
960
00:58:45,647 --> 00:58:48,776
Yay. That's great.
961
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:50,698
And now you're
going to Australia?
962
00:58:50,777 --> 00:58:53,530
Well, it's not definite yet.
I'm still figuring it out.
963
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:55,741
I've already been
working on my accent.
964
00:58:55,824 --> 00:58:57,997
Wallaby. Didgeridoo.
965
00:58:58,118 --> 00:59:00,792
Hugh Jackman.
(CHUCKLES)
966
00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:04,758
So, um... Pretty excited.
967
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:07,093
Great.
968
00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:09,467
Well, good luck.
969
00:59:09,588 --> 00:59:12,341
Thanks. You, too.
970
00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:15,807
Oh! Here.
I wanted to give you this.
971
00:59:15,969 --> 00:59:17,812
Your lipstick taser?
972
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,811
Yeah, it's just a memento.
973
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:23,986
Just, you know,
from the first time we met.
974
00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:26,317
Oh. Thank you, Lucy.
975
00:59:27,147 --> 00:59:28,649
SILAS: Agent Wilde.
976
00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:32,236
Well, it looks like
they need you, so...
977
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:35,118
Yeah, I better go.
978
00:59:36,198 --> 00:59:37,575
Bye, Gru.
979
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,927
(DRUMMER EXCLAIMS IN DISMAY)
980
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:58,437
(WOMEN GRUNTING)
981
01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:16,037
I brought you an umbrella.
982
01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:21,000
Ah, thank you.
983
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:22,669
What are you
doing out here?
984
01:00:23,245 --> 01:00:27,375
Remember when you
said that I liked Lucy?
985
01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:31,007
Well, it turns out,
986
01:00:31,169 --> 01:00:32,386
you're right.
987
01:00:33,130 --> 01:00:34,222
Really?
988
01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:35,758
Yes, but...
989
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:38,890
Well, she's moving away.
990
01:00:38,969 --> 01:00:41,768
I'm never going
to see her again.
991
01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:47,611
Is there anything
I could do to help?
992
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:51,941
Aw, I don't... I don't
think so, sweetheart.
993
01:00:52,774 --> 01:00:55,573
Well, is there
anything you could do?
994
01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:59,823
Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.
995
01:00:59,906 --> 01:01:03,001
I know up to this
point our relationship
996
01:01:03,076 --> 01:01:05,420
has been
strictly professional,
997
01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:09,796
and you're leaving for
Australia and all, but...
998
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:13,007
Okay, here is the question.
999
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:14,763
Would you like to...
1000
01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:19,431
To go out on a date?
1001
01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:21,933
Uh, no.
1002
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:23,976
Okay, that's not helping.
1003
01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:27,067
All right, here we go.
For real this time.
1004
01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:36,489
(EXHALES)
1005
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:38,328
I can do this.
1006
01:01:57,047 --> 01:01:58,299
Agh! I hate you!
1007
01:02:02,135 --> 01:02:03,182
Ah.
1008
01:02:03,303 --> 01:02:04,475
(FIRE ALARM RINGING)
1009
01:02:07,349 --> 01:02:09,647
(BOTH YELLING)
1010
01:02:10,518 --> 01:02:11,895
(IMITATING SIREN)
1011
01:02:11,978 --> 01:02:13,651
1012
01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,318
(FALLING AND SCREAMING)
1013
01:02:18,818 --> 01:02:20,820
(YELLING)
1014
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:23,490
(IMITATING SIREN)
1015
01:02:58,525 --> 01:02:59,572
Eh.
1016
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:02,407
Kevin?
Mmm?
1017
01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:03,781
Tom?
1018
01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:04,955
Hello!
1019
01:03:05,532 --> 01:03:07,284
Kampai! Kampai!
1020
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:08,584
H U h? Kampai!
1021
01:03:11,663 --> 01:03:12,835
(EXCLAIMS FEARFULLY)
1022
01:03:20,547 --> 01:03:21,594
Bah!
1023
01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:23,054
(LAUGHING)
1024
01:03:26,011 --> 01:03:27,012
Oh.
1025
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:32,234
Cinco de May-ya-yo!
Cinco de May-ya-yo!
1026
01:03:41,192 --> 01:03:42,193
EDITH: Whoa!
1027
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,447
This place is awesome!
1028
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:49,038
Okay. Let's party, huh?
1029
01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:51,836
But first,
let's go over the rules.
1030
01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:55,165
Because what is fun
without the rules?
1031
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,959
Agnes, easy on the churros.
1032
01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,378
Edith, try not to kill anyone.
Hai!
1033
01:03:59,627 --> 01:04:00,674
Margo!
1034
01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:01,880
Hello, Mr. Gru.
1035
01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:03,340
(GROWLS) Okay.
1036
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:04,970
Gru!
1037
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:10,018
There must be the standard 6 feet
of space between you and boys.
1038
01:04:10,138 --> 01:04:11,890
Especially this boy.
1039
01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,395
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)
1040
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:14,977
Ah, you are a funny man.
1041
01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:17,942
There are no rules, sefior.
It's Cinco de Mayo.
1042
01:04:18,104 --> 01:04:20,323
Come on!
They're starting the dance!
1043
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:21,942
IArriba!
1044
01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:49,765
(GRUNTS)
1045
01:05:18,790 --> 01:05:23,512
(CHUCKLES) So glad you could
make it, mi compadre.
1046
01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:25,422
Hey, what's wrong?
1047
01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:27,507
Oh, nothing.
Nothing is wrong.
1048
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:32,354
I'm just chilling with the
guac, from my chip hat.
1049
01:05:35,098 --> 01:05:38,648
Gru, please. I know
that look all too well.
1050
01:05:38,726 --> 01:05:41,149
It is the look
of a broken heart.
1051
01:05:41,229 --> 01:05:42,572
How did you know?
1052
01:05:42,689 --> 01:05:46,159
Believe me, my friend,
I too have spent many nights
1053
01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:49,909
trying to drown my
sorrows in guacamole.
1054
01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:52,332
You?
Yes.
1055
01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:56,161
But we are survivors.
1056
01:05:56,244 --> 01:06:00,374
There's much more to
us than meets the eye.
1057
01:06:00,999 --> 01:06:02,922
Enjoy the party-
1058
01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:32,873
(TONES PLAYING
LA CUCARACHA)
1059
01:06:38,703 --> 01:06:39,750
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGING)
1060
01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:51,091
(ATTEMPTING TO PLAY
LA CUCARACHA)
1061
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,476
(PLAYS WRONG NOTE)
1062
01:06:53,635 --> 01:06:55,137
(EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)
1063
01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:57,597
Huh.
1064
01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:13,621
(YELLING IN AGONY)
1065
01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:16,954
(BELL DINGS)
1066
01:07:18,868 --> 01:07:20,711
Ah-ha! (LAUGHING)
1067
01:07:23,831 --> 01:07:25,083
Ouch!
1068
01:07:31,005 --> 01:07:32,052
(SIGHS)
1069
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:43,313
Say what?
1070
01:07:49,148 --> 01:07:50,365
(GASPS)
1071
01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:59,160
Would you like some
peanuts or pretzels?
1072
01:07:59,284 --> 01:08:00,536
(GASPS)
1073
01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:03,789
(GRU LAUGHING)
1074
01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:05,748
That's a good joke.
1075
01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:12,175
I just did a boom boom.
1076
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:13,256
(GASPS)
1077
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,968
I really need you to
make a choice, hon.
1078
01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:19,012
I choose Gru.
1079
01:08:19,804 --> 01:08:21,852
(LOUDLY) I choose Gru!
1080
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,608
Thank you, Gru stewardess!
1081
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:29,360
You're welcome!
1082
01:08:47,665 --> 01:08:48,712
Aah!
1083
01:09:02,764 --> 01:09:06,394
You have not lost
your touch, my friend.
1084
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,774
Ah-ha! I knew it!
1085
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:10,442
You are El Macho!
1086
01:09:10,605 --> 01:09:12,824
That's right!
1087
01:09:12,899 --> 01:09:14,572
Nobody believed me!
1088
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,494
Ho-ho! But I knew
you weren't dead!
1089
01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:17,661
(LAUGHING)
1090
01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:21,412
Of course not.
I merely faked my death.
1091
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:24,373
But now, it's time for me
1092
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:28,423
to make
a spectacular return to evil.
1093
01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:34,338
Doctor, I think it's time we
showed Gru what we're up to here.
1094
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,468
Dr. Nefario?
1095
01:09:36,547 --> 01:09:38,720
Nice to see you, Gru.
1096
01:09:39,384 --> 01:09:40,431
Wha...?
1097
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,514
(STAMMERS) So, this is your
new job opportunity?
1098
01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:46,566
Absolutely.
You're gonna like this.
1099
01:09:51,604 --> 01:09:52,730
EDUARDO: Sorry.
1100
01:09:52,855 --> 01:09:56,610
I had to borrow some of your minions,
but it was for a worthy cause.
1101
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:59,704
Oh! Kevin!
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
1102
01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:02,282
No, he's not Kevin anymore.
1103
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:07,375
Now he is an indestructible,
mindless killing machine!
1104
01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:08,454
Bah!
1105
01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:10,544
Just watch this.
1106
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:25,184
Bah!
1107
01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:27,140
And here's the best part!
1108
01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:30,485
I got an army of them!
1109
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,647
(ALL GROWLING WILDLY)
LOOK, look, look! (LAUGHING)
1110
01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:35,861
(SQUEALS)
1111
01:10:41,696 --> 01:10:42,822
Bah!
1112
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:47,077
Soon I will unleash
them on the world,
1113
01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:51,297
and if anyone,
anyone tries to stop them...
1114
01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:52,498
Yeow!
1115
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:55,176
...their city gets eaten!
1116
01:10:55,710 --> 01:10:57,212
We can do it together.
1117
01:10:57,336 --> 01:10:58,508
Together?
1118
01:10:58,629 --> 01:10:59,676
Together!
1119
01:11:00,298 --> 01:11:03,051
I have admired your
work for years, amigo.
1120
01:11:03,134 --> 01:11:06,513
Stealing the Moon!
Are you kidding?
1121
01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:08,935
We would be unstoppable!
1122
01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:11,689
Men like you, men like me.
1123
01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:15,864
We should be ruling the world!
1124
01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:17,698
So, are you in?
1125
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:19,108
Woo-hoo!
1126
01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:21,702
Uh, yeah, probably.
1127
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,370
Probably?
1128
01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:26,116
I mean, yes, yes!
Of course, yes.
1129
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,998
I just have a lot
going on right now.
1130
01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:31,829
I just need to get
some things off my plate
1131
01:11:31,913 --> 01:11:35,213
before we start taking over
the world, that's all.
1132
01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:37,210
Excuse me?
No, forget it.
1133
01:11:37,335 --> 01:11:40,555
One hundred percent! lam in!
1134
01:11:40,713 --> 01:11:43,762
I think...
Do you hear that? I do.
1135
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:47,558
That's Agnes calling
me from on the surface.
1136
01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:51,857
Totally in!
1137
01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:54,898
You know what?
1138
01:11:55,019 --> 01:11:57,568
I am not so
convinced that he is in.
1139
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,369
(KIDS CHEERING)
1140
01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:11,369
Edith, Agnes, come on! Ooh!
1141
01:12:11,452 --> 01:12:12,544
Oops, sorry.
1142
01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:14,293
We need to go home now.
Where is Margo?
1143
01:12:14,372 --> 01:12:15,999
But I didn't get a turn!
1144
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:23,764
Margo!
1145
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:26,138
Come on. We're leaving...
1146
01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:28,014
Hey, what's wrong?
1147
01:12:28,094 --> 01:12:29,687
I hate boys.
1148
01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:34,897
Yes. They stink.
1149
01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:37,195
Uh, sorry. Honey,
we got to go.
1150
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,795
Oops! Sorry.
1151
01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:06,053
(GASPS)
1152
01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:07,930
(CROWING)
Ya!
1153
01:13:13,472 --> 01:13:16,271
Hey! Pollito,
what's the matter?
1154
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:17,476
Oh, hey, Eduardo!
1155
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,403
Lucia, I apologize.
1156
01:13:19,478 --> 01:13:22,231
Pollito,
he's usually not like this.
1157
01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:26,991
The same thing happened the
other day with Gru, and...
1158
01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:33,585
Oh, well, speaking of Gru, um, have you seen him?
I really need to talk to him.
1159
01:13:33,659 --> 01:13:36,833
Yes. I think he's
somewhere around here.
1160
01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:38,756
You two are close, no?
1161
01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:40,500
Oh, I don't know.
1162
01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:43,928
I mean, "close,"
I wouldn't say we were close.
1163
01:13:44,003 --> 01:13:46,005
Why, did he say we were close?
Did he say that'?
1164
01:13:46,088 --> 01:13:48,591
It's more what he didn't say.
1165
01:13:48,674 --> 01:13:52,019
For instance,
he never mentioned
1166
01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:55,223
that you were both working
for the Anti-Villain League!
1167
01:13:55,348 --> 01:13:56,349
(GASPS)
1168
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:58,105
You're coming with me.
1169
01:13:58,184 --> 01:13:59,231
Hey!
1170
01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:01,896
Crikey!
1171
01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:10,413
So, Eduardo's
actually El Macho?
1172
01:14:10,529 --> 01:14:11,746
Cool!
1173
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:13,165
No, it is not cool!
1174
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,618
Plus, I pretty much
knew it was him all along,
1175
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,703
so if anyone's cool, it's me!
1176
01:14:17,828 --> 01:14:19,205
(TV BEEPING)
1177
01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:20,752
Gru!
1178
01:14:20,873 --> 01:14:22,921
Well, Dr. Nefario.
1179
01:14:23,042 --> 01:14:25,795
El Macho's onto you. He knows
you're working for the A VL.
1180
01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:27,846
And he's got your partner.
1181
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:29,724
Lucy?
1182
01:14:29,882 --> 01:14:33,102
That's impossible.
She's on her way to Australia!
1183
01:14:33,177 --> 01:14:34,303
EDUARDO: Nefario?
1184
01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:35,639
Sorry, gotta 9°-'
1185
01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,432
(GASPS)
1186
01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:38,858
He's got Lucy?
1187
01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,523
Not for long.
1188
01:14:41,686 --> 01:14:44,064
Come on, we're
getting her out of there.
1189
01:14:44,647 --> 01:14:46,024
(GROANS)
1190
01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,789
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
1191
01:15:41,120 --> 01:15:42,713
(MUTTERING)
1192
01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:48,381
(SHRIEKS)
1193
01:15:52,465 --> 01:15:53,967
1194
01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:11,484
(MUTTERING)
(GASPS)
1195
01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:14,035
What was that?
1196
01:16:14,153 --> 01:16:15,370
(MUTTERING RESUMES)
1197
01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:27,170
I don't see anything.
1198
01:16:27,541 --> 01:16:28,667
(SCREAMS)
1199
01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:42,189
(SHRIEKS) Run!
1200
01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:43,891
My unicorn!
1201
01:16:44,016 --> 01:16:45,359
MARGO: Agnes, no!
1202
01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:49,196
(SHRIEKS)
1203
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:55,657
(SCREAMING)
1204
01:17:10,709 --> 01:17:11,756
(BOTH SCREAM)
1205
01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:21,137
Come on! Hurry!
1206
01:17:24,557 --> 01:17:25,809
What's the matter?
1207
01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:27,643
(YELLS)
1208
01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:29,065
(BOTH EXCLAIM IN ALARM)
1209
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:32,565
Bah!
1210
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,122
Ooh Ié Ié.
1211
01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:46,500
1212
01:17:46,912 --> 01:17:48,164
Kevin!
1213
01:17:48,247 --> 01:17:49,294
(CHUCKLING)
1214
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:52,426
Dr. Nefario! You're back!
1215
01:17:52,585 --> 01:17:54,258
In the flesh.
1216
01:17:55,296 --> 01:17:57,515
Behold, the antidote.
1217
01:18:00,926 --> 01:18:04,851
Come on. Let's finally put this
horrible jelly to some good use.
1218
01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:17,697
Ah!Ah!
1219
01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:18,823
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1220
01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:19,945
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1221
01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,991
Hey, guys, come on!
Stay focused here.
1222
01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:24,291
1223
01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:34,881
Huh?
1224
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,007
Huh?
1225
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:42,059
Uh... (CHATTERS IN MINIONESE)
1226
01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:43,886
(WILD GROWLING)
1227
01:18:44,178 --> 01:18:45,771
(WILD GROWLING)
1228
01:18:45,846 --> 01:18:47,814
Uh... (IMITATES WILD GROWLING)
1229
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:49,559
(BUZZING)
Oh.
1230
01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:55,488
(WHIMPERS)
1231
01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:00,695
(GULPS)
1232
01:19:00,819 --> 01:19:02,036
Uh, (GROWLS)
1233
01:19:02,154 --> 01:19:03,155
(ORDERS IN MINIONESE)
1234
01:19:04,990 --> 01:19:07,539
Curses! Foiled again!
1235
01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:10,204
These guys captured me!
1236
01:19:10,287 --> 01:19:11,413
(ALL GROWLING WILDLY)
1237
01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:39,692
(GASPS)
1238
01:19:42,945 --> 01:19:43,992
Uh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1239
01:19:44,071 --> 01:19:45,368
(CHUCKLES) No?
1240
01:19:47,241 --> 01:19:48,288
Bah!
1241
01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:49,993
Run!
1242
01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:52,871
(YELLING)
1243
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:00,466
Up that tree!
1244
01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:02,840
Hurry! Hurry!
1245
01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:18,905
(GRUNTS)
1246
01:20:40,085 --> 01:20:41,086
(GASPS)
1247
01:21:02,274 --> 01:21:03,275
(GRUNTING)
1248
01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:05,699
Hello, Gru!
1249
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:09,119
Hey hey!
Nice work, Dr. Nefario!
1250
01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,371
I put
an antidote in the jelly.
1251
01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:15,872
I mean, I'm happy to create an
evil army to destroy the world,
1252
01:21:15,954 --> 01:21:18,707
but nobody
messes with my family.
1253
01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:20,834
Thank you, Doctor.
1254
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:22,882
Now, let's go get the...
1255
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:25,301
Hi!
1256
01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:26,758
You brought the girls?
1257
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,183
Yes!
1258
01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:29,514
Oh.
1259
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:31,057
Was that wrong?
1260
01:21:34,556 --> 01:21:36,354
(YELLING TRIUMPHANTLY)
1261
01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:43,615
What's happening
to my minions?
1262
01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:44,782
Gru?
1263
01:21:46,902 --> 01:21:49,576
You guys, take care of
the rest of the minions.
1264
01:21:49,655 --> 01:21:51,657
I'm going to find Lucy.
1265
01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:04,594
Eat jelly, you purple freaks!
1266
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:06,513
Whoa! Whoa!
1267
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:35,659
It's over, El Macho.
1268
01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:37,081
Now, where is Lucy?
1269
01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:38,378
(CHUCKLES)
1270
01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:39,751
Let me show you.
1271
01:22:50,424 --> 01:22:51,641
(GASPS)
1272
01:22:52,384 --> 01:22:53,852
Oh, hey, Gru!
1273
01:22:53,927 --> 01:22:57,431
Turns out you were right about
the whole El Macho thing, huh?
1274
01:22:57,556 --> 01:22:58,899
Yay!
1275
01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:02,979
One push of this button,
and I send that rocket
1276
01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:07,441
straight into the same volcano
where I faked my death.
1277
01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:10,490
Only this time, it's for real.
1278
01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:12,037
No!
1279
01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:13,580
Yah!
1280
01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:15,119
Tallyho!
1281
01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:25,585
We could have ruled
the world together, Gru!
1282
01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:27,545
But now,
1283
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,593
you're gonna die.
1284
01:23:30,589 --> 01:23:31,590
(GASPS)
1285
01:23:34,176 --> 01:23:35,268
(GRUNTING)
1286
01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:51,906
(ROARS)
1287
01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:55,656
on!
(GUN CLICKING)
1288
01:23:58,617 --> 01:23:59,709
(GROWLS)
1289
01:24:01,119 --> 01:24:02,245
(GRUNTING)
1290
01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:04,964
(GROWLS ANGRILY)
1291
01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:06,379
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
1292
01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,085
(YELLS)
1293
01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:10,295
(YELLS)
1294
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:11,471
(GRUNTS)
1295
01:24:14,967 --> 01:24:15,968
Ah!
1296
01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:17,936
(GRUNTING)
1297
01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:35,829
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
1298
01:24:38,490 --> 01:24:39,867
(GRUNTS)
1299
01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:44,755
Mmm, lipstick taser!
1300
01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:47,090
Aw, he copied me.
1301
01:24:53,338 --> 01:24:57,684
I am not afraid
of yourjelly guns.
1302
01:24:57,801 --> 01:25:01,101
Oh, this ain't
ajelly gun, sunshine.
1303
01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:02,681
(GUN FARTING)
1304
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:04,645
(GASPING)
1305
01:25:06,018 --> 01:25:07,861
(MINIONS CHEERING)
1306
01:25:09,521 --> 01:25:10,568
Ho-oh!
1307
01:25:15,235 --> 01:25:17,329
Don't worry about me,
Gru, I'll be fine.
1308
01:25:17,404 --> 01:25:19,873
I have survived
lots worse than this.
1309
01:25:19,948 --> 01:25:21,370
Okay,
that's not entirely true.
1310
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:23,498
I'm actually kind of
freaking out up here!
1311
01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:25,671
Don't worry,
I will get you out of this.
1312
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:32,545
(BOTH GASP)
1313
01:25:34,212 --> 01:25:36,385
I really hate that chicken.
1314
01:25:48,101 --> 01:25:49,478
(GRUNTING)
1315
01:25:57,486 --> 01:25:58,578
(ALL CHEER)
1316
01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:03,375
LUCY: ls there a red one?
It's usually the red one!
1317
01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:08,747
Gru, anytime now!
1318
01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:09,964
(GASPS)
1319
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:13,218
Listen, Lucy, we may not
get out of this alive,
1320
01:26:13,293 --> 01:26:15,637
so I need to
ask you a question.
1321
01:26:15,712 --> 01:26:16,713
Uh, better make it quick.
1322
01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:20,634
If I had asked you out on a
date, what would you have said?
1323
01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,345
Are you kidding me?
1324
01:26:22,427 --> 01:26:23,474
Yes!
1325
01:26:24,346 --> 01:26:25,347
(GASPS)
1326
01:26:25,472 --> 01:26:26,894
Jump!
(SHRIEKS)
1327
01:26:33,188 --> 01:26:34,485
(BOTH YELL)
1328
01:26:36,942 --> 01:26:37,989
(GASPS)
1329
01:26:39,528 --> 01:26:40,996
Lucy!
1330
01:26:41,655 --> 01:26:43,908
Lucy, where are you?
1331
01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:46,626
(GASPS)
1332
01:26:47,119 --> 01:26:48,336
Oh, Lucy!
1333
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:50,293
Gru!
1334
01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:52,378
(BOTH GASPING)
1335
01:26:54,292 --> 01:26:58,092
Sorry! I guess you need your
arms to tread water, huh?
1336
01:26:59,715 --> 01:27:02,309
(CHANTING IN MINIONESE)
1337
01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,311
They'll be back.
1338
01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:18,818
(SINGING <i>I SVVEAR</i>
IN MINIONESE)
1339
01:27:38,712 --> 01:27:41,511
Underwear...
1340
01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:52,684
ALL: Underwear...
1341
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:04,120
Underwear...
1342
01:28:09,034 --> 01:28:10,081
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1343
01:28:13,538 --> 01:28:14,585
Oh!
1344
01:28:16,124 --> 01:28:17,341
(MINIONS CHEERING)
1345
01:28:19,711 --> 01:28:22,965
Can I be
the first to say, "Ew!"
1346
01:28:24,049 --> 01:28:26,552
Underwear...
1347
01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:43,284
Okay.
1348
01:28:44,444 --> 01:28:45,661
Excuse me.
1349
01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,449
Um, hi, excuse me.
1350
01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:58,424
Uh, (CLEARS THROAT)
1351
01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:02,463
hi, everybody.
I'd like to make some toast.
1352
01:29:02,587 --> 01:29:03,759
Uh...
1353
01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:06,220
Okay.
1354
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:08,726
She, um...
1355
01:29:08,802 --> 01:29:13,057
she braids my hair.
1356
01:29:13,181 --> 01:29:16,025
We love you,
mothers, everywhere.
1357
01:29:16,643 --> 01:29:19,863
And my new mom,
Lucy, is beyond compare.
1358
01:29:19,938 --> 01:29:21,281
MINIONS: Avvvv.
1359
01:29:21,398 --> 01:29:22,399
Aw.
1360
01:29:29,447 --> 01:29:31,700
To the bride and Gru!
1361
01:29:39,374 --> 01:29:40,876
(SINGING Y.M.C.A.
IN MINIONESE)
1362
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:53,267
Yeah!
1363
01:30:04,941 --> 01:30:07,444
LUCY: Woo-hool
I'm so happy!
1364
01:30:17,537 --> 01:30:18,584
Huh? Ha!
1365
01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:24,344
1366
01:30:31,009 --> 01:30:32,010
Bah!
1367
01:30:53,031 --> 01:30:54,954
Hey, Bob! Stuart!
1368
01:31:27,148 --> 01:31:28,320
(CHUCKLING) Eh!
1369
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:29,947
No?
1370
01:31:31,861 --> 01:31:32,908
Ah!
1371
01:31:36,074 --> 01:31:37,166
Bob!
1372
01:31:37,242 --> 01:31:38,915
1373
01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:46,005
Uh-oh!
1374
01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:56,432
1375
01:32:00,223 --> 01:32:02,146
Okay.
1376
01:32:14,779 --> 01:32:16,531
(EXCLAIMING FRANTICALLY)
1377
01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:31,425
(GRUNTS) Okay.
1378
01:32:33,673 --> 01:32:35,471
(KAZOOING RHYTHMICALLY)
1379
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:44,647
(CHUCKLES)
1380
01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:50,277
Aah!
1381
01:32:50,982 --> 01:32:52,450
(CHATTERING ANGRILY
IN MINION ESE)
1382
01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:08,129
(KAZOOING)
1383
01:33:13,671 --> 01:33:15,298
(EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)
1384
01:33:16,966 --> 01:33:18,013
(EXPLODES)
1385
01:33:21,012 --> 01:33:22,104
(OFF-KEY TRUMPETING)
1386
01:33:22,180 --> 01:33:23,227
(KAZOOING RHYTHMICALLY)
1387
01:33:27,268 --> 01:33:28,690
(EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)
1388
01:33:33,441 --> 01:33:34,488
(CHUCKLES)
1389
01:33:34,818 --> 01:33:37,162
(BICKERING IN MINIONESE)
1390
01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:41,658
Shh!
1391
01:33:45,870 --> 01:33:46,962
(GRUNTS)
1392
01:33:47,038 --> 01:33:48,085
(YELLS)
1393
01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:50,588
(YELLS)
1394
01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:53,128
Blah. (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
1395
01:33:53,419 --> 01:33:54,545
(YELLING)

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