Let’s begin this tale by introducing the mightiest of dessert. It is the dessert that trumps all desserts.

It is
fantastic. It is wonderful it is… cake. Here is a picture of his cake.

We like to eat cake. Cake is good. Joe wanted to find a theory about quantum physics in the center of
my butthole. This turned into a fruitless endeavor.

I like to eat cake.

Now joe was a smart boy who had a lot of problems finding life in his butthole. He tried and tried and
tried, but nothing was every found in there. He then went to Saturn’s moon, Titan, to look for the life
there. Here, he found butt holes galore, where he also met a female butthole. This was a wonderful
experience for joe that really exemplified his life. Exemplified is a good word here. He took this female
butt back to Uranus and lived happily ever after.

However, this was not the end for joe. Neptune struck him down and he died. The end.

This was the recipe for Joe’s success:

 A pound of apples
 Three pounds of fruit
 Four oranges
 A banana
This seemed to be enough for joe to get off on a good start to never land. This was where Michael
Jackson lived a wonderful life.

This was Joe’s plot of cake: