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Once upon a time, just about now, a group of philosophers attended a meeting of the
Anachronistic Philosophers Association Committee on the Status of Women. They all gathered
round to hear the story of a philosopher named Alice, a late-blooming feminist and historian of
philosophy.
She began by telling the assembled sages how she almost didn't become a philosopher, or
a feminist for that matter. It started out in the 1970s while Alice was an undergraduate at a well-
known women's college in New York City. The Chair of the Philosophy Department, Dr. No,
held the keys to the kingdom of philosophy. He alone could authorize a student to become a
philosophy major. The intrepid Alice, who already had forty credits of philosophy under her
belt, petitioned to become a major. This required a personal meeting with the chair, at which Dr.
No denied her petition. “We don't have women majors,” he said. Alice thought that was odd
because the school had only recently begun to admit men. "Well," she asked "who does major in
philosophy?" "It's a male profession" Dr. No said. "By the end of this semester I'll have 40
credits in philosophy, mostly A's" pleaded Alice. "You're welcome to minor" he replied.
"History's my minor, I want to major in Philosophy." "Sorry," said Dr. No, "but you'll just get
A tearful Alice left Dr. No's office, ashamed of herself that she wished him dead. Little
did she know that he soon would die, whether she wished it or not. And when he did, later that
summer, she successfully petitioned the Philosophy Department and was immediately granted
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major status, just in time to begin her senior year. Little did Alice realize it then, but the
Just as Dr. No had predicted, Alice did get married to another philosophy graduate.
Together, they attended graduate school where he, but not she, was given a teaching
assistantship. When she politely inquired as to why she didn't receive an assistantship she was
informed that they never gave them to both halves of a couple, and since philosophy was a
predominately male field, the male was more likely to be successfully placed upon completion of
the doctorate, something that was good for the school's reputation. This meant that Mr. Alice got
important teaching experience with which to pad his CV while Alice herself got to work full-time
for the first three years graduate school. What the school didn't know, but Alice did, was that Mr.
Alice, a talented logician, hated to write, and would never finish his dissertation. As she saw it,
he was "wasting" his teaching assistantship without even the excuse of having babies to tend to.
She still didn't realize it, but Alice was becoming more and more of a feminist every day.
After completing three years of graduate school in only four years while employed full-
time as a paralegal, Alice was offered a one-year stint as a bioethicist in a notorious New York
hospital for the criminally insane. There, at Bellevue, they operated under the Marquis of
Queensbury rules, much like those under which the profession of philosophy operated. One day,
while waiting to give a paper on justice and the insanity defense, Alice, familiar with rabbit
holes, holed up in the warren-like basement library of the CUNY Graduate Center, intent on
reading the Times to take her mind off the presentation she would be making in a half-hour.
Looking up from her seat she spied a book titled Bibliography of Philosophy. " Ah, well" she
said, it must be fate (and indeed it was) so she picked it up and flipped through it. As the pages
zipped by she caught sight of a peculiar entry, Historia Mulierum Philosopharum it said.
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"Hmm..." she said "I’ve never heard of any women philosophers except that Queen Kristina that
everyone seems to dismiss as a Cartesian crackpot.” Of course, what she didn’t realize then, was
that the everyone to whom her gross generalization referred, were the male historians of the
profession who, apparently, were charged with maintaining and polishing the canon. She mused:
“Historia Mulierum Philosopharum. Were there really other women philosophers? And why was
the book written in Latin? Were there enough women philosophers before the 17th century to fill
up an entire book?”
She thought back to Dr. No's categorical statement that philosophy was a man's field.
Why hadn't any of her graduate professors mentioned the women philosophers that Historia
Mulierum Philosopharum must be about? Why hadn’t all those histories of philosophy
mentioned them? Why weren’t they mentioned in the Canon-manual, then known as the
would be mentioned, only to vanish like the Cheshire Cat from mention in smaller, but more
At the mention of its name, the Cheshire Cat suddenly appeared, precariously perched on
philosophy’s branch of the tree of knowledge. Every stripe on its fur patterned to spell out the
name of a woman philosopher from before the 19th century. “I wish you wouldn’t keep
appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!” Alice said. “All right,” said
the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with
the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone. “Well! I’ve often seen a cat
without a grin,” thought Alice; “but a grin without a cat! It’s the most curious thing I ever saw in
all my life!” She still didn't know it, but that bizarre experience would really bring out the
feminism in her.
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From that day on, she would sneak time away from researching for her dissertation to
track down the names and works of early women philosophers. While finishing her dissertation,
and working full-time, she gradually assembled materials about early women philosophers. The
years flew by and one book after another flew from her pen. A volume on Ancient Women
Women Philosophers, and one on Women Philosophers of the early 20th century. As these books
appeared other women philosophers got to work preparing critical editions of works by women
philosophers. The corpus of Hildegard von Bingen appeared, and that of Kristina of Sweden,
Hildegard, Julian of Norwich, Mary Shepherd, Catharine Beecher, Margaret Cavendish and
others. Encyclopedias of philosophy that had previously included only Simone de Beauvoir
amongst women philosophers now included articles on dozens of women philosophers. The
works of Mary Wollstonecraft, Harriet Taylor, Anne Conway, Damaris Cudworth Masham, Mary
Astell and many other early women philosophers were reprinted. Polite mention of a few
even in a few introductory philosophy texts. But still the histories did not change. “Why”
thought Alice, “anyone reading those histories today would think that prior to the 20th century
feminist philosophy has become a staple offering in nearly every graduate and undergraduate
philosophy program in the nation. And although this was encouraging and pleased Alice's now
One day, while in her back yard, Alice fell into a rabbit hole. Down and down she went,
finally landing with a thump in Philosophyland, the place where all philosophers eventually seek
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out each other. "What do you want with us?" the inhabitants of Philosophyland queried. "Truth
and justice" Alice replied. The Red Queen, one of the philosophers, stepped forward. "We'll
begin with justice" she said. Alice felt that she was on trial, so she began to argue her case. "It's
tempting to think that philosophy has adequately responded to the demands of women in the
profession for fairness and equal consideration by admitting feminist philosophy into the canon
of philosophy.... "
At the mention of its name the canon lumbered forward an inch or two. Large, heavy
things like canons don't move easily, and certainly not on their own. Alice was amazed that it had
moved at all. “No room, no room” yelled the logician March Hare. “No room at the Tea Party.
And no room in the Canon.” Everyone paid attention to March Hare, it seemed, even though
none present dared echo the sentiments he expressed, or even acknowledge that they had been
expressed.
"As you can see," spoke the Red Queen "the Canon is quite unmanageable as it is, stuffed
with plenty of fodder already before feminism came round demanding to be included in it. Why,
our undergraduate curricula are already overly-full what with logic and ethics and those damned
history of philosophy sequences. Perhaps you are saying that it was a mistake to stuff feminism
"And you will agree, won't you, that when Justice demanded the inclusion of the
perspectives of women, that the inclusion of feminist theory improved the Canon both by adding
"Yes," said Alice, "but I really do think that we need to talk about truth before we talk
about justice. You see, as stuffed as it is, the Canon is not truly representative of what the
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content of philosophy actually is unless it includes the contributions made to philosophy by
women of the past, whether they were feminists or not. So this Canon is not a true Canon of
philosophy. It needs to include women philosophers' works from every historical period and on
"But if they're not already in the Canon, then we philosophy professors don't know them"
said Tweedledum. Mock Turtle chimed in. “We philosophy professors have had the best of
educations . . . Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of
Arithmetic—Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. Why, we’re just reeling at the
having known only the male part of the history of philosophy. Nevertheless, we do think this
“Restore the Canon” idea of yours much too ambitious. It will create much too much Distraction
for the Anachronistic Philosophical Association. The hell with these cute little women
philosophers” Mock Turtle exclaimed derisively. “I for one, don’t want to know anything about
them.”
Alice had expected to encounter this attitude, after all, there were still quite a few Dr. Nos
alive. And there was no reason to think that their attitudes would die out with them.
“If they're not already in the Canon, then we philosophy professors don't know them"
repeated Tweedledum, for restating something made it doubly true. “And if we don't know them,
they're not in the Canon" said Tweedledee. “And if they’re not in the Canon, we won’t know
about them” repeated Tweedledum a non sequitur if Alice had ever heard one.
"It's the law of the excluded muddle" noted the Walrus. Or was it?
"So you see there's really nothing we can do" said Tweedledum and Tweedledee in
unison.
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"But, surely the profession has an interest in truth?" asked Alice.
"Not if it expands the curriculum my dear" said Mad Hatter. "Just think of how many
more courses universities would have to offer if we were to clog up existing courses with works
by women philosophers."
"We did it for feminism, we did it for Marxism, we did it for deconstructionism. We did it
for bioethics. Disciplines expand. It happens. Institutions grow with them." Alice felt that she
was pleading a lost cause. Things sure were weird in Philosophyland, weirder than they'd ever
been in Bellevue.
"Next you'll be saying that medical schools should be teaching about the human genome"
"She's really stirring up quite a storm" said protective Cup and Sorcerer. "Tempests in
teacups are our baliwick; we're not sure we like the competition."
"I'm afraid that the Canon is quite full" the Mock Turtle repeated. “Imagine what would
happen if we expanded it. When we taught Plato’s theory of the human soul, we’d have to teach
Aesara of Lucania. When we taught the Symposium in an aesthetics course, we’d have to
consider whether the main argument really was Diotima’s or was Plato’s – my goodness, we’d
have to compare her views on immortality with his and tease out Plato’s own view from that of
Socrates. You see, my dear” Mock Turtle continued, we’re not even up to Aristotle and already
we’ve added two works to the curriculum.” “ But they’re very small works” replied Alice
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“What would be next, Conway with Leibniz, Elizabeth with Descartes??? My goodness,
where would the inquiry ever end? You make me want to cry.” Mock Turtle really knew how to
“Think it about it” said Walrus, our discipline is twenty-six hundred years old, and this
woman wants to add six months – maybe a year – to the study of it! I propose that instead, we
include just the biggest of these women philosophers. Perhaps the biggest busted, so at least
we’ll have something to drool over.” Turning to Alice he waxed poetic, something philosophers
rarely did.
At this point, White Rabbit hopped slowly by. “Too late, too late” he said, the Canon’s
already finished. What’s next, Continuing Education for Philosophy Professors?? The Canon’s
already finished, I say. Has been for, hmm..., can’t tell how long, my watch has stopped. But it’s
certainly been finished for quite some time now. Too late, too late to change it.”
Yours really is a long, sad tale, said Mouse. Not as long and sad as my tail, but long and
sad nonetheless.”
“Yes it is” acknowledged Alice, happy that at least someone commiserated with her. “Can you
imagine the effect it has on women entering what they falsely believe to be a ‘male’ profession?
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Why, way back in 1970 when Dr. No tried to quash my ambitions to become a philosopher,
women accounted for only 12% of Ph.D.s in Philosophy in the USA. How many more may have
been encouraged had they only learned from the get-go that philosophy was something that
“And in 1980, when I found that book Historia Mulierum Philosopharum, women
“That’s double what it had been” chimed in March Hare who was still in charge of
"Blow up the damn Canon" a flustered Alice retorted. "Blow it to smithereens and put the
pieces back together along with works by women philosophers. You'll have a bigger Canon, but
At the very mention of something being smashed to smithereens Humpty Dumpty felt
compelled to join the conversation. “What if all the King’s horses and all the King’s men can’t
"The Egghead is right, said Red Queen. Violence to the Canon is not the answer. Why, I
myself have benefited tremendously from anger management classes, I suggest that you avail
yourself of them my dear. So, if we assume that violence is not the answer, what would you
have us do?" asked the Queen. “Expand the Canon as though it were some giant Hubble
telescope?” And at the mention of its name, the Canon again lurched forward, slowly, if that is
possible. Only, instead of the entire canon moving forward, its neck stretched ahead of its
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“Curiouser and curiouser!” cried Alice (she was so much surprised, that for the moment
she quite forgot how to speak good English). “It’s just opening out like the largest telescope that
ever was!” Thus elongated, the Canon’s neck stretched so that it was directly underneath the tree
of knowledge, underneath the very branch on which Cheshire Cat’s smile still appeared to be
perched. Slowly the Cat began to shed its fur, which drifted downwards landing like so much
rain on the Canon of Philosophy. Only in Philosophyland thought Alice, would cat hair turn to
rain. But that’s how it was. Fortunately for Alice, as it turned out. She, along with all the other
philosophers watched in amazement as each droplet turned into a miniature bust of a woman
philosopher. They were all there, too numerous to mention. Well, maybe only a hundred or so.
It was immediately apparent that the old Canon was rusting so quickly that it was damn near
useless.
“Off with those heads” The Red Queen shrieked, pointing to the busts of women
philosophers. “Polish that Canon.” But try as they might, the assembled sages of
Philosophyland--March Hare, White Rabbit, Mouse, Humpty Dumpty, Tweedle Dum and
Tweedle Dee, Protective Cup & Sorcerer, Mock Turtle and Walrus succeeded only in rubbing it
“Funny you should ask” Alice replied. Directing her invective at Mock Turtle in
particular, she continued. “Truth and Justice demand that we not just hide inside our shells and
pretend that philosophy was a male profession right up until the 20th century. If you really want
to upgrade the Canon, the Anachronistic Philosophy Association can take steps to fix that
obsolete machine.
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“Think outside the Rabbit Hole” suggested Alice, “give up on the idea of a 4-year
philosophy curriculum.”
“NEVER” the assembled philosophers cried out in unison – the only thing they had ever
“Why, we ought to serve this question up to the Committee on the Status of Women” said
Protective Cup-and-Sorcerer, reading the Committee’s charter aloud. “The Committee is charged
with assessing and reporting on the status of women in the profession. Among its responsibilities
are to identify unfair or discriminatory practices and to advise the Board and the members of the
“Well, keeping women out of the Canon, or pretending that they’re not part of it, or
granting philosophy degrees based on an education that ignores the contributions to the field
made by women certainly are unfair and discriminatory practices” noted Humpty Dumpty. Kind
Protective Cup & Sorcerer read on: “The Committee is concerned with teaching and
Red Queen jumped in. “If gender bias is reflected in the histories of our discipline,
histories from which we all teach, then I guess we all contribute to canonizing that bias, even if
“Soooo...” ventured Alice “how about recommending that within a decade all Philosophy
Departments include the teaching of at least some women philosophers in their History of
Philosophy courses?”
“Well,” said Mouse, “what you’re really saying is that this long and sad tale is a matter
for the Committee on the Teaching of Philosophy. After all, their Charter says, and I quote It is
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charged with assessing trends and needs in the teaching of philosophy and making
recommendations for action by the Board. ...it also undertakes programs for the improvement of
Alice looked around to see who had posed the question, but she couldn’t be sure. Possibly Mock
“Perhaps within five years all Philosophy Graduate programs should aim to have at least
20% of those courses that now are dedicated to a single philosopher be dedicated to women
philosophers? If a program has courses on Mill, Locke, Kant, Aristotle, it’ll have one on
“Well, you know” Alice replied, “the Anachronistic Philosophy Association gives prizes
and awards and stuff, it sets goals. It could set goals like that. If it wanted to. Or, perhaps a
Doctoral Dissertation Prize for the best Dissertation about a woman philosopher’s theories? A
“We must have a bit of a fight, about this, or maybe just a lively discussion, but I don’t
care about going on long,” said Tweedledum. “What’s the time now?” Tweedledee looked at his
watch, and said, “Much more than half past the time alotted.” Running out of time was so
typical of Philosophy meetings. “Let’s fight – er, discuss till the end of time and then have
“Well,” Alice wondered, “will they really chew on the question of expanding the Canon
and along with it, the philosophy curriculum? Would the Anachronistic Philosophy Association
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be able to digest such a heavy matter? Or will it just get stuck in their craw until the end of time,
if not longer?”
Expecting nothing but wanting much, Alice crawled out of the Rabbit Hole and out of
Philosophyland. She thought about her life and how Dr. No had been partially correct: she had
eventually married. She had eventually had babies. And sometimes it seemed that she had
wasted that degree by trying so hard to upgrade that rusty Canon and its curricula.
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